Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S01 EP63: That's why I didn't get The Voice job...

Episode Date: December 1, 2020

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Hello, I'm Josh Riddickham. And I'm Robb. Welcome to Lockdown Parenting Hell. The show in which Rob and I discuss what it's like to be a parent during lockdown, which I would say can be a little tricky. So in an effort to make some kind of sense of the current situation. And to make me feel better about my increasingly terrible parenting skills. Each episode will be chatting to a famous parent about how well they're coping. Or hopefully not. And we will be hearing from you the listener with your tales of lockdown parenting woe. Because let's be honest, none of us know what we're doing.

Hello and welcome to lockdown parenting hell with... Hi! Welcome to the D of us. Today the coronavirus has been very bad. Not only everyone on the earth has got the coronavirus, so you better be careful. I think that's the worst attempt we've ever had. I mean, that sounded like my brain in March. Did that child say everyone on earth has got coronavirus, you better be careful? Yeah, I mean, right, so what, normally they just say our names,

and then we go with that. I've just read the description, but it is, it's, I found this voice memo that my five-year-old had recorded without my knowledge. Oh God, oh, oh, that's sad. Oh my god, I think Max right this week to someone. That is bleak, isn't it? A five-year-old worried that much about Corona. It is in the news, Rob.

Yeah, and at school, they talk about it a lot of school, so they're at school they'll be chatting about it. But, yeah, it's quite a bleak intro that into what is, you know, you know, we're up with cautious optimism, we're, we're, we're, we're, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It, th. It, th. It, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, to thin, to to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It's, the. It, th don't know he's read a lot about this Bill Gates conspiracy he's quite into that one. He's not sure about it. I'm still waiting to hear the hooves running over the hill. If Boris Johnson mentions horse feet once more in a fucking briefing about our shit all our lives are I'm sick of it Josh I don't want to know horse feet that's the throw f-feefeet that's the phrase, Rob, that's the Rob Beckett phrase, horse feet. I don't care about all speet running over and ill. I think he's still trying to be, like, that's the funny one, the bojo.

Yeah, yeah, well we'll see how he is. We've got him on in a couple of weeks, haven't we? Oh, he would be great wouldn't it? I'd just be like you know how how much have you used long COVID to get out of parenting? Because I think if I if I had it I'd really ham that up a bit like oh I'm just feel a bit a bit a bit a week still you know it's all fine there. I've not tested positive for a few weeks but just a little bit week still. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. th. th. Because. th. Because. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi that that that that that that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that'd that that that that that that that that that that that th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd thi thi. I'd thi. I'd be thi. I'd be the. I'd be the. I'd be thoooooooo. I'd be the. I'd be thooooo. I'd be the. I's all fine there I've not tested positive for a few weeks but just a little bit uh week still. What do you think because obviously um Carrie didn't like Dominic Cummings do you think he when he got rid of Dominic Cummings he was like can have a lion tomorrow I've got rid of him come on let me have a weekend of parenting. We've got we've got very political let's wenton. We've got very political. Josh, can I say you sound crystal clear? What's going on? I bought a lead.

So, yeah, so I've gone back to having not what, not Wi-Fi. That's basically what's happened. So you've had to plug it in old school. Pluck it in old school. There's a lead going down to the sitting room. And it's not as long as I thought th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to, I've to, I've to, I've to, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, to to to to to to to to to thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've thi, I've tho, I've to thoo, I've to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the to to be. So it's quite tense and I'm worried that one pull from the sitting room and my computer can fly off the desk at any point. So that would be exciting. Like trips over. Because I imagine it's sort of dragged across the room, up the stairs and it's a bit, is it a bit of a health and it in. Yeah, they went straight in the bin. You're plugged in there and you're raring to go, Josh.

I feel like my voice is like, it's just sharper. Oh, it's like velvet. Anyone who took that about your voice before? I am, if anyone's looking for any like voice, like, feel like I can do them from home now with this kind of stuff. Why don't you say deliciously smooth chocolate for all the family? Let's see what that sounds like in your voice now it's all sexy and clear. Deliciously, oh deliciously, oh deliciously, deliciously, oh it's a tough word that isn't it? Oh, deliciously. Oh, delicious chocolate for all the family. Yeah, so did you that. Yeah, so did you thou? that when it that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoooooooooooooooo. too. to too. to tho. to thoooo rid of it if I was in the Be-O-Boo. Tasty chocolate for all the family. Tasty chocolate, like it.

How are you, Rob? Well, good. I'm all right. What have I been doing? I've been, oh, I've got an idea for the show, Josh. Okay, go up. out of nowhere in the car said to him, Dad, did you know kangaroos have three vaginas? Oh wow, is that true or is the kid just bullshitting? It's just freestyled on a kangaroo vagina.

I'm not going to lie. I'm not googling it. I've just done it, let's find out. Does a kangaroo on? Let's talk. Which one do you use first? Why would you need three? Why would you need three? I don't know, Rob? Well, they've also got that pocket as well. They're like a Swiss Army knife, aren't they? They are like a divorcee's combat trousers. There's a pocket. There's a pocket. They're like a divorce. They're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. They're the's the's the's the's the's first thoose's first thoose's first thozy's first the's first thoose. Why's first thoes first thoes first thoes first first first first first first first thoes first first first first first first first first thie's thie's thie's th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's th. th. Why's th. th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's th. Why's tho o' thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes first first th. You keep your earnings in one pocket, the child allowance in the other pocket. But yeah, they're full of pockets.

So I thought this is good. We can get our listeners to tell us facts they've learned from their kids that they never knew. Okay. Because I think it's all about learning, isn't it? So we'd quite like the name of your kid, the age and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and to be, thage, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, thi, their, tho, their, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their... And, their, their, their, their, their, their. And, their. And, thi. And, thi. So, thi. thoooooooooooooooooooooooomoomorrow, the. So. So, thooooooo. So, the. So, the. So, their age, and the fact. And it needs to be a fact you didn't know before and. Yeah, okay, that's good. That's good. Because it happened to me as well this week. Oh yeah, your children are a lot younger than that, Rob.

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old now, you can't watch certain things in front of them can you? When they're babies, you can watch like the walk in bed or whatever or whatever or stuff, you know stuff that's a bit bit sweary or whatever when they're really little, but now they pick up on everything. So I've been watching, and it's been making me upset. I've been watching, on Sky Sports, they do a thing where it's like Arsenal v. Chelsea, all the best goals? What, are they in the history of the fixture? Yes. And I'm an Arsenal fan and I don't know who's that for. Basically, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it's th. And it's th. And it's thin, and it's thin, and it's th, and it, and it's thin, and it's thi, and it's thi, and it's thi, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it's the the the they, and it's their their their their th. And it's th. And it's th. And it's thin, and it's th. And it's thi, and it's thi, and it's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi, and it's thi on Marie. All of a sudden, Drogba turns up and scores that trick. And I'm just like, oh, God, this is awful. Yeah, it's for fans of London football. I don't know who'd watch it, though, because the Chelsea fans get the ump and the Arsenal fans get the up.

I'd watch Arsenal goals against Chelsea. don't start stepping Chelsea goals in. No, you want the Tierra Omri 100 Club documentary they do, don't you? Yes, that, yeah, maybe I'll just watch that and say. So, I thought that it was going to be something to do you're not allowed to watch it in front of your kids, but it's just that you don't like the Chelsea goals. Yeah, no, that's what I've been starting to limit what you can watch. Yeah. Yeah. And if whenever I'm on my phone, they jump on me and just say, show me funny animals, and then I just search funny animals into TikTok. Right, right.

Is that good parenting? Yeah, I think it's fine. I think it's better than if you were just on your phone. I feel a deep guilt about being on my phone in the same room with my daughter. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And do you know what a child isn't stupid enough to be tricked by? If you're watching TV with them and you think you've got your phone like on the blind side of your body and you're just looking at it with your hat? Oh, they know. They know. They know. Anyone who thinks that they don't know, they do know. Like just using your leg to mask the fact to mask to mask to mask to mask to mask to mask to mask the fact the fact the fact to mask the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. the fact. their their their their th. their their thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their they're their they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. thi. thi. the. the. the. te. If. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the. thi. If. thi.that you're reading Twitter. You're not getting away with that mate. No, they know, they know. But when they're little you can get away. I used to cradle them in my arms playing FIFA as they slept. And at that point, I thought, I've absolutely nailed

life. And looking back, I really had. It peaked then. Yeah, you can't cradle them in your arms or play FIFA. How's your PlayStation 5. Oh Oh. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. their. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the the the the the their. And, their. And, their. And, the you can't cradle them in your arms or play FIFA for them. How's your PlayStation 5 going? Oh my god, I love it. I just fucking love being Spider-Man. Sorry, I keep swearing. I just say it's so good. It's like being in New York, Josh. It's outrageous. Do you know what?

I'm going to admit it, Rob. I think adults that play games everyone leaves the house, say like, because we used to ask our guest this in proper lockdown. Say, say everyone leaves the house, it's never happened, Rob. Okay. So, Rose takes your daughter away, say there's no lockdown rules anymore, right? And Rose, this weekend is taking your daughter away to her mum's for three nights you've got and you're not working Friday, Saturday and Sunday. What is your weekend? And then the pubs open. Yeah, so it's like normal, it's like normal times. I would definitely go out.

Friday and Saturday and Sunday I would get a curry. Okay, so you're going out. So what you're doing in the day though be hungover so I'd get up I'd probably get up so late Rob and I wouldn't would I I wouldn't that's the thing what would happen? You're up at 8 a.m. Yeah, I'm fucking livid at myself for my body clock absolutely fury. So you're up at 8 a.m. Friday morning, 8 a.m. You're not even hung over yet because you're not gone out. It's Friday part. Do I get Friday the day? I work on Fridays. Yes. No, but no you're not working. All right. Okay. So I've got Friday day. Yeah.

Do you know what? This is so bad. Do you know I must have used my time in the first 34 years of my life somehow. What did I do? I've got nothing. I'd like, what, look at my phone? I wasn't spend Friday reading a book. I'd never read a, just sit and read a book like I'm a victorian. Like, I'd read a book. So that's what I'm reading.

Yeah. Watching TV. But I don't do that in the day. So at this point, you're just sat on your bed waiting for it to be time to get dressed to go to the pub. Yeah, I mean, I just don't understand why my life's gone. I've given you a whole weekend to do whatever you want.. It it it it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, thia, thi, thi, I's, thi, I's, so. thi, so. thi, so. to. to, so. to, so. to, so. to, so. to, so. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. So. So. So. So. So. So, so, so, so, so, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. to, I, I. to, I's. to, I's. to, I's. to. to. to. to. to. to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. whole weekend to do whatever you want. It's 8 a.m. and you haven't picked anything. No, I'm absolutely stuck. I'm absolutely stuck for things to do. But I tell you what I wouldn't do. What? Play a computer game. Why not? Because it would feel, I would feel guilty and like it was a waste of my time.

Yeah, that's because you care too much what people think and society doesn't put enough respect on playing computer games. the like a loser, it's always been defined as a loser, stoner thing to do, or children, or nerds. Rob, you're pretending to be Spider-Man. Yeah, it's great. What are you doing? Sat down, going, what is my life? That is that. I'm being Spider-Man, and you're laying in a bed.

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Yeah, that's how you- And the Call of Duty, the shooting, like the war game. Who's that with? Like Joey Essex's brother? Who are you playing with? My mates play, we play the war zone together my mates and stuff like that. It's good fun. I think it's moved on a lot since your early days but you know, my daughters, they were loving being Spider-Man. Yeah, because they're three and five. I'm enjoyed it Josh. I'm enjoyed it. I'm enjoyed it Josh. I'm enjoyed it. I'm the the the the the th. I the the th. I th. I the the th. I the th. I thi. I the thi. I'm the thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thian. thian. thian. thi. th. th. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the war. the the war. the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. thi's the. thi's thi's to, whenever it's not against the law, and I'll show you Spider-Man, I think you really like it. I don't like the computer games that are based in a...I don't, I mean, you're going to not enjoy this. I don't like superhero.

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you'd love it if your daughter like Blur. And then when she got to like 15 and... I'd worry about how it would affect her school friend's situation. It's good. You want them to be a bit different, don't you? Yeah. But, them them their their their their their their to, to be, to be, don't, don't, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be to be a their, like, like, like, like their, like to be a to be a to be a their their their thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like their their their their the things the things the things the things the things the things the things the things the things their the things their their their their their their their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. that, like, like, you have to try. What is the worst thing that they could get? I'm going to give you five things now, Rob, that your daughters could be into. I want you to put them in order of what you at least and most like to attend. OK, OK. OK.

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you're going to disagree with. But from observing, you know, my friends that have had children, like Ellis has got obviously one child who can sleep well and one child who's not as good as we established. I think like obviously you can get them to a level with sleep training and stuff, but I think always innately a bad sleep is never going to be an amazing sleep at any point. They'll always default a bit to what they are. Well, some people just need their sleep. I don't need much sleep to operate. No, you're like Alex Ferguson or Margaret Thatcher. Yeah, I've got the touch of the Thatcher and the Ferguson's about me. People have always said that in my demeanor.

This boy's not for turning. That's always been my catch way. That's why I didn't get the voice job. But I don't need a amount of sleep or more you know totally the amount when I was a kid I must have been up so early because of some of the things I remember watching Christmas everyone to be the house because I'd be up at five yeah I'm thrown to the to be up the their. their. their one I their I their I their I their I thin I I thin I their I thin I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I I I I their. I their. I their. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the But I get up and I suppose my parents must have still been asleep. I must have been up at seven or eight or whatever and they'd still be, you know, do you remember when they just used to show teletext? Yeah, you'd wait for it, something to come on. I'd get up and they'd still be showing telltext. I must have been up at like to to to to to to to to to to to up at up at their their their to their their their their thuasuasuice thuassesea. I must thuant thi. I must thu- like thu- like thu- like thi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s thu-s thi-s thi-a-a-s thi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-s tha-s tha-sa-s It's insane that kids can just access anything on streaming. Yeah.

Like blockbuster, the thought of going to blockbuster as a kid and went to video shops as a kid, right? And that was fun. And I experienced that and that's just how we did it. The thought now of me saying to Lou, should we go and rent a video and driving 10 minutes to the town center, parking, paying for parking and then walking around aisles of videos. The floor space needed. I'm not going to lie to you, Rob. We sound like two very old men. But I'm only 34. But I'm going to say it. Our children are not going to appreciate any of those

things. You don't appreciate the music as much when you can just click, you can just write it into Spotify. Yeah. If they've they they they they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I. I their. I their their their their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. the. thoooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. th. th. the. their. their their. th things. You don't appreciate the music as much when you can just click, you can just write it into Spotify. Yeah. If they had the frozen album rather than just being able to play it on every device in the house, they would appreciate it so much more. It's all relative though, isn't it? Just because it's easier and more accessible. No, no, I know. Of course, I'm just, you know, I'm just, I obviously prefer the past. Well, my dad, my dad's 76 and he always goes like, core, dear, all the stuff that's checked. And I think that's quite, he was born in like 44, right? So it's quite, you know, he had a war and all this has gone on.

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But yeah, well, yeah, we're all getting older, aren't me, Josh? You just have to, you know... Email in. What do you miss about the past? Don't. Rob, we've had a lot of people with their bad school trips, so I've just got a couple for you. Oh yeah. This is from Claire Marlow. Hi guys, the mention of ridiculous school trips has reminded me of my own school's 24-hour trip to France in year 7.

We live in Lincolnshire, so before we even began, it comprised of almost four hours of a coach to Dover, two-hour ferry to Calais. When we arrived, we travelled one hour on a coach to see a wall. Unsure what this wall was, where it was why we were they was, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thri, throwneeeeeeeeeean, throwneeeeeeeean, throwneeeeeeeeee, throwne, th was, why we were looking at it. We then spent two hours taking notes about the wall, including drawings, before spending a couple hours at a market where all the class bought knuckle dusters. That was it. A kid that went to France. That was the thing with kids that went to France. French markets, laser pens, knuckle-dusters. And pornographic playing cards. That was it. Any kid that went to France, they came back and they were like, they'd aged massively. I've seen some things, man. It's not the been to war. I've seen some stuff. This makes us 12 hours our trip. The following four hours, this is the detail I like, were spent in the Carrefour, I think that's pronounced, it's basically the shop, pushing trollies trollies trollies trollies trollies trollies, pushing true, theys full theys, theys, thulls, th. thulls, th. th. thulls, thi, thi, thus, and thus, and th. tho, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thoge. And thoge, and th. And th. th. And, and th. And, and th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, and, and, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and thi. And, and thi. And, and thi. And, and thi. And, thi. And, the. And, thea. And, thean. And, thean. And, I's thean. And, I's thean. And, I's thea. And, I's thi. And, I's th's pronounced, it's basically the shop, pushing trollies full of wine, beer, and fags around for the five teachers who are in attendance.

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that served. When would it ever come up? Yeah, I mean, most of my school trips were kind of educational. You expect like a historic castle, don't you? That's what you, that's your classic school trip. Yeah, yeah, or like if you go to France, you go to some trenches for the war stuff. Yeah, I mean, yipses, like, like, like, the y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y yip, or like, or like, or like, or like, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the, the th. that's the th. that's that's that's th. that's that's th mean, yups we went to. Is it yeeps? Yeah, we went to York and we did like, we did all of that stuff. We did the Yorvic Viking Center. The Minster. The Minster. The ghostwalk. It was great. Yeah, but yeah, just some of us, there must be some sort of backandery like corruption going on. Do you know, if I'm a teacher and I know I'm taking a hundred kids somewhere, I'll be like how much to bring them to the Mortons. You know, I've got under people paying to get in. Do you know what? It's worse than FIFA school trips, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Set Blatter trying to get a but... These hundred kids are gonna need lunch, pop around the corner.

Do you fancy the business or not? Now, we've had a follow-up email to something we read out, Rob. All right. We've heard again from the woman who likes to have her thumb, within someone's hand and would put it within the husband's hand. Yes. You asked some questions and she's answered them. Okay. the business, the business, the business, the business, the business, the business, the business, the business, the business, the business, th, th, th, th, th, or th, th, or th, th, or thi, thi, or thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, or thi, thi, thi, do thi, do thi, do thi, or thi, do business business business business business business business business business business business business business business business business business business business business business business business, or not to to to to to to thi, or thi, or thi, or th, do th, or th, do th, do thi thi, do thi, do thi, do thi, do thi, do business business business business business business business business business, thi, thi, thi, thin, do to to to to to to thin, do thin, do to thin, do thin, do to thin, and would put it within the husband's hand? Yes. You ask some questions and she's answered them. Okay. Hi guys, it's Amanda here. I was ecstatic to hear you read out my email regarding sleeping with my stroke my husband's thumb. I would like to

reassure you that my thumb is always available for me but I like my oh is she holds it she likes to hold a thumb doesn't she that's what yes so she holds hers but she'd rather hold her husband's thumb but I think she has to wait until her husband's asleep to hold the thumb is so yeah I would like to reassure you that my thumb is always available to me but I like my husband's thumb better as it's bigger oh okay to clarfew the the use the use the th I I I I I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus. thus. I thus. I thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb is thumb is thumb is thumb is to to to to to thumb is thumb is thumb is thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thumb thus. thumb thumb thus. thus. thus. thus. I thus. I thus. I thus. I thumb thumb thumb is thumb is to thumb. I thumb is to to to to to thumb is to to to to to to to thumb is thumb is thumb is thumb is thumb. I thumb. I the use of his thumb, my husband and I usually cuddle up before going to sleep, and I use his thumb until we start to fall asleep, at which point I then switch onto my own thumb. Okay, so that's sort of like part of the pre-sleep cuddle is a thumb hold.

Yeah. And then she slips back into her, because you can't hold him for the whole night. Well she said, however, if I still have hold of him when I fall asleep, he will usually ease his thumb out and tuck mine in, try not to wake me. Oh my God, that is a pie pressure thumb removal, isn't it? Yeah, that is putting a baby down in its cart, isn't it? What's your pre-sleep routine of a cuddle? I mean some people that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thi. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. Is tie. Is tie. Is tie. Is tie. Is tie. tie. tie. tie. tie. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. to is try. try. to is try. try. try. try try try try try, I find that animalistic. Animalistic? It's not like just turn the eating on. Like, I'd get so hot immediately. Imagine cuddling.

I love loads of pieces, but the thought of cuddling all night, feels me of horror. I've told you I've put the duvet completely over my head. Yes, but so, right. kiss good night and then do you immediately roll over and cover your own head? Yeah but I tell you that one of the things is we've got quite different bedtimes due to my work and also I think Rose would always almost always go to bed before I go to bed so there's not that moment when you're both like good night if you know what I mean? It's you sneaking in and sliding under the covers. Yeah I'll get in about four a tho- know me. You've had a good old just sit and wait. Yeah, good old sit you do about what I can do in my life.

Also as well, when you get into bed, it's still quite cold, like the room's cold, but like it's warm under the bed. And then your side of the bed's freezing. I always like to try and get a bit closer to the to the heat because I can she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thinks I can can can can can can't th thinks I can't thinks I can't feel I can't feel I can't feel I can't feel I can't feel I can't feel I can't feel the heat I can't feel I can't feel I can't feel I can't feel I can't feel I can't feel I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't the heat. I can't the heat I can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can trying to get warm. I can't, I don't like being the first in bed. No, what, do you feel vulnerable? I feel, I feel like I'm inevitably going to get woken up. I think I've put too much pressure on my, I'm like, I'm gonna, if I go to sleep now, and then I'm gonna be awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm, I'm awake, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to feel, to feel, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, do you to, to, find it what because I'm basically I think similar to you is I'm never really in the house on my own I'm either at work or at home with Lou and the kids or Lou goes out and I'm with the kids so it's very rare that I'm indoors completely empty house and also because of our jobs I'm normally coming

later and most of the time lose sleep and I'm the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose I'm their their their their their lose. I'm getting. I'm getting. I'm getting their lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose to get get get get get get to get. stay up too late, can you? So I find it weird if I am in bed in the house on my own, right, say lose away somewhere or she stayed at her mum's or whatever with the kids. I lay there all spread out and I sort of feel like, oh this is what would be like if she left me. thrown, obviously, Rob. me. You're completely wrong obviously Rob she'd take the house. Oh yeah I'd be at my mom's tiny little spare room immediately but I'm just saying though like all and then I just sort of think alright if you want to leave me off you go then and imagine having that massive house on your own. I always say the first five days would be incredible but then you start getting sad basics. Yeah I mean once completed Spider-in. You'd be webbing around New York crying and Joe Swash's best friend would be saying,

are you right, mate? Yeah, but he's a good lad. It's a nice night out. Yeah. So how big's your duvet? Do you have a duvet that's bigger than your bed that you pull over your head? Or is it a duvet right over your head? Yeah. You must be taking it off of rows? No, I'm quite short remember. Obviously, you shuffled down. I'd shuffle down. You're off the pillow? No, I bring the pillow with me. My pillow is not in a set position.

Okay, so you're not at the top of the bed pulling it up, you are keeping the duvee where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where it up up up up up up up up up, you are keeping the duvet where it is and shuffling down. If the mountain won't come to Mohammed. Yeah. Okay, right, I've got a lot of questions here. I know we're going off the topic. So you're shuffing down. So you're shuffing down. So you're where's your head high height in relation to Rose? You are at a shoulder or a shoulder. Do you go for, I know, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the th. th. tho, the tho, tho, the tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooomoom. It. It's, too. too. too. thoooo, bit, heads under the, under the duvet, and do you go for, I know you've got a very high body temperature, what kind of

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We have the time for you to say the full number seven. No, because 24-7 is too long, so we have their radio the radiator on but quite low right and then because if you have the thermostat set then it will release more heat into the radiators as the temperature drops yeah yeah yeah yeah but what I'm saying is we want my daughter's room to heat thrown yeah so she's got an electric heater but not a radiator on well the radiators in the house go tho of of th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th of th the th the th the th of the the th the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. the. the. the. the. theateateateateateateateate. theateateateateateateate. theateate. theeate. thee. the. the. the is the thethroughout the night. So she's got electric heater but not a radiator on? Well the radiators in the house go off about what half nine ten or whatever they go off and they start again at half five. All right. I don't know if I'm big. But our radiators aren't independent room to room. So

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Well, so we normally have it on about one, so it's warm, it's like that, it's hot, it's not hot, there's not much heat coming off it, yeah? So you heating the downstairs all night as well? No, we've got, we've got, I don't know, but my ass is nice. I've never too hot or too cold. I've never known someone start as many sentences in a row as what you just did. I don't know, I don't know what's happening, but I'm never too hot or too cold. It's working for us. We're both completely happy with our heating. This is not an advert th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th no th no th no tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho- I don't tho- I don't tho, I don't tho, I tho, I tho, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho, I tho, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. It's working for us. Neither no to the right. We're both completely happy with our heating. This is an advert for NEST. If you can't sort out your heating, everyone, anyway, right, so here we go.

Look, is, I've got an email. Let's move on from the heat. And this is a mental podcast today. This is about duveets and stuff right. This is from Rebecca Price. I've never been a good sleeper. That is until I tried out Josh's technique of covering my head with the duvet. Oh yes, please. Allowing a little tiny opening for my nose and mouth.

I obviously look crazy, but I'm currently sleeping solo since my husband and broke his arm and has been banished to the sofa until he recovered. Why has he gone to the sofa? Why has he gone to the sofa? Why has the broken arm meant that he has to sleep on a less comfortable piece of furniture? I don't know, maybe he broke his arm having sex with another woman. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! And that's side, the side no. I don't know, and Rebecca, please let us know why he's gone to the. Anyway, he's gone to the sofa until he recovers, which seems madness. I shall enjoy the next six to eight weeks with my new...

Six to eight weeks on the sofa. This poor guy! Oh my, the side notes dominate our inbox recently. I'm just gonna say, though, it does open up a lot of questions about how they're managing their heating in the sitting room and the bedroom at the same, you know. I think it must absolutely drop off a cliff in that front room, the poor fellow, he's got the cast on though, so that's your keeping wall. So anyway, she's going over the head and it's changed her sleeping. Oh yeah, she says, thanks, I should, I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I should, I should, I should, I should, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must absolutely. I must, I must, I must, I must absolutely. I must absolutely. I must absolutely, I must absolutely, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely. I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must. I must, I must. I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I must, I'm sa. I must, I must absolutely. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha, I must absolutely absolutely, I must, I must absolutely, Rebecca 40, slave to a nine-year-old and a seven-year-old. Well, I just think that that's a really good thing. That's great. Surely when the husband comes back, you just stick with it.

Yeah. There is two variables that have changed, though. I don't, she hasn't quite identified that there's two variables that have changed. Yes. Maybe it's the husband, two things, why is he on the sofa with a broken arm and secondly, why will it change when he comes back? Maybe you're explaining your technique, she's got to shuffle down. If she's in the kind of relationship with a husband, if she's in the kind of relationship where the husband would find it off putting to sleep if she had the duvettea, the kind of husband that's going to take six to eight weeks on the sofa. Exactly, no way. I don't want to throw out there. I feel like I've maybe been a little bit overly privileged and showy off

here about my heat in arrangements but why not two duvets? Two single ones. Here we go. That's the that's the continental method.. Do you think it'll ever be one of those old couples that has two single beds? No, probably two queen beds if I had the space. So would you do that? I just don't understand at what point in your relationship? You have that discussion? I don't think I'd ever go two single beds, but I think as you got old him, we've got a king bed though, we've not a double but in between a single and a double and it was horrific and then we had a double and then we was like, so I always like being in the same bed, it's lovely but I think there's something wrong with getting the biggest you can for your room, do you know what I mean? But the single beds, so I think it just probably when you're like 90 and like one if you keep shitting or something. Do you know what I mean? It's probably that. It's probably like a medical thing. It's not the love's gone. It's just that I love you but you keep pissing on me.

You're just gonna have to just do it in your own time. Um. Do you reckon what about you? Do you'll ever do you'll ever do that? No? No, I can't imagine getting to that point. Because I still, whenever I'm in a hotel, this is weird, I still sleep on one side of the bed. Yeah. As if someone's going to join me. You can't sleep in the middle of a double bed. That's weird. I think it's really weird. You look like a playboy, just like, yeah, it's absolutely. You can't sleep in the middle of a double bed. I think you have to sleep on one side, simply for access to the table.

What are you doing in the night? Like, how much you drink it? Do you always take a drink up with you? Yeah. Oh, wait, I bet you do. Big pint of water. I, and do you know what? And this is, I know, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, badly with Rose, but by the end of the week, I can

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All right, I've got another email here Josh. Okay. Hi guys, I love the show and as a Brit living in New Zealand, your show helps me feel a little closer to home. I have had a smile on my face since discovering the podcast. My good friend and I had our first children just four days apart. My good friend and I had our, oh well, I thought she was, sorry, my good friend and I had our first children just four days apart. So I felt th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I's thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I've toed. I've toed. toed. toed. toed. toed. toed. toed. toed toed toed toed to to to to to to partner. Yeah, basically we got to 48, there's no sexual chemistry, they're my good friend, and we felt, fuck it, let's just go for it, and we might get into it, you know,

just get drunk before we do it, it'll be fine. My good friend and I had our first children just four days apart. We didn't plan it. Yes, we are those wankers and are lucky enough to be free of lockdown. We were discussing the podcast. I mentioned the feature of kids who look like Josh. Her little girl, Georgia is a definite contender. Oh, yes, please. Georgia is 19 months old, photo attached of a salty G. Thanks to all the laughter, please don't stop.

Natwood went into New Zealand. Have you seen I've got this in the email, have you seen this one Josh? No, so if you put it on the group. I think it's the best one we've had so far, Josh. That is so good. It's exactly you as a child. And do you know what I mean? Some, some of them, when they send them in, they look like you now as a kid, they're young, but obviously got a bit of, th and a grump, thum, th...... but you're on. But this girl looks like exactly how you must have looked as a kid. Yes, I did have curly hair. Yeah, very clearly. I didn't really have that curly hair when I was a kid,

but I can imagine it's got curlier as life's gone on. I'd say you are probably one of the most famous curlyhead people in the country. Well you know, thanks for that. I think Alan Davis, AJ Pritchard. Who's Ajay Pritchard? Oh, mate, he's on Strittling in the jungle. Come on, stop pretending. You don't know what's going on. He's a big deal, Josh. I absolutely. You've got to get a finger on the pulse of, you know, popular culture.

You can't do observations. You don't know. I reckon you can get through a comedy career without making a joke about AJ Pritchard. I'm just googling him. He's on the jungle now. His brother, you know Curtis. I'm not watch, I don't watch the jungle Rob. Curtis Pritchard? Oh I've met AJ Pritchard. When? He's a dancer from Strictly. Yes, I know. And I think he came, he did, he came on the last leg. All right, okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. he's. he's. he's. he's. he's. he's. he's. he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He's he. He's he's he. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's. He's. He's. He's he's. He's he's he's. He's he's he's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's he. He's he's he's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's on. He's he. He's he. He's a dancer from Strictly. Yes, I know. And I think he came, he did, he came on the last leg. All right, okay, yeah. Yeah. Well, it's good to know he made a real impression on the show. When's he back on?

Well, he can't come back on, Rob, he's in the jungle. He's in the jungle. He's in the dishes really well and it got a bit tense between them. Do you know that there is some points when I worry that our podcast is a bit facile, but then you tell me that's the most watch TV show? 13 million people watched them argue about watching them. Have we not got that many listeners? We're talking about doves for 20 minutes? You imagine how, how viral how viral? that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how, how, how, how, how, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the th is? the the th is, the the their? their, their, their, their, their, their, their? their, their? their, their, their? their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi? thi? thi? thi? to-i. is to-a? to-a. is to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a, to-a, th. the campfire in the jungle. Oh mate. Be the big TV, but they'd use that the NCA's for another reward.

Oh, duvet chat and then it'll cut back to Antondeck, both got duveys on, one's hiding below, thumb out, troing the fums, troke for you to see, but I think she's probably the best look alike we've had so far. So Josh, I think we'd probably done. I've got a, for next, for Friday, just before, uh, Cindy V on Friday, I'm going to send your photo of, we discussed children that have got too much hair for the age. Yeah. I'll be sending you a three-year-old with with with with with with with with with with with with to to old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old to to to to to to to to to to to to tooom. to-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-I's. to-I. their. their. I'm, their. I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I-I. I-I. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. thiii-I'm thi-I'm thi-I's-I-I-I-I-year-old with a lot of hair Rob. Okay, wicked. Oh, can I do a shout-out as well? Off the back of the success of the Broccoli Barber. My cousin, it's just basically like Jamie Carrager now,

and I'm just sort of getting jobs in for all my family members. My cousin, very much in the spirit of retraining, and try and have it new during these unprecedented times. He has taken his food stall of selling chicken wings and he's opened his first outlet in a pandemic so a big shout out to wings tings official on Instagram go and follow them. I'm can I do a shout out then? Yeah you don't so this is I'll do this fun this is they've opened their first outlet in Redding in and it's wings tings official tings of a Z and yeah go and follow him and check it's really good food actually to be fair he started his new business so good luck to him. There we go. I've got a parenting shout out Rob. Yes yes so my daughter's key carer at nursery has trained doing as a sleep trainer and she's absolutely genuinely I'm going to say it one of the

best people with kids I've ever met in my life she's absolutely amazing so if you are looking are looking, and because it's the lockdown, so she trained and then it was a lockdown, so she can do it via Zoom, etc. Go on Sophie Evans, S-O-P-H-I-E-V-A-N-S, to sleepy lambs on Instagram. She's brilliant and she's just started going professional on that. So do go to her. Yeah, she's great. Yeah, yeah, she turn up straight the nose, hold the thumb, do that over the head. Exactly. Exactly. Who knew? And that she may look very much like Josh Widducum. Yeah, I'm moonlighting. I've worked out how to get to sleep. Imagine if I did, if I just worked out how to get everyone to sleep, you would be a billionaire. Yeah, I know. That is, that's the way forward, isn't it? Yeah. Anyway, right, thanks for listening guys and we'll see you on Friday. Chios. Bye.