Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S02 EP30: "I can't deal with the passing of time..."

Episode Date: May 4, 2021

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Hello, I'm Josh Riddickham. And I'm Robb. Welcome to Lockdown Parenting Hell. The show in which Rob and I discuss what it's like to be a parent during lockdown, which I would say can be a little tricky. So in an effort to make some kind of sense of the current situation. And to make me feel better about my increasingly terrible parenting skills. Each episode will be chatting to a famous parent about how well they're coping. Or hopefully not. And we will be hearing from you the listener with your tales of lockdown parenting woe. Because let's be honest, none of us know what we're doing.

Hello and you are listening to lockdown parenting hell with... You! Can you say say Rob Beckett? Rod Beckett and Josh Whittakum. Josh Wigglyworm. Oh gosh Wigglyworm. I got rotted off there. Did she rod me off? Yeah. You don't hear of many rods these days, do you? Rodney's a tough name for a kid, yeah. Rodney Beckett. Rodney, Stewart, Rodney Stewart, how days, do you? No, Rodney's a tough name for a kid, isn't it? Yeah. Rodney Beckett.

Rod Stewart, how was he so cool? I don't know if he was, was he? Yes! Was he? Come on! Rod Stewart wasn't cool. Fu-In'l-Fu-I'm t-o'e' the' was, he was cool. Rob, I mean, you ever go at me for my old references. You're talking about how cool Rod Stewart was back in the day.

Yeah, but that's not a reference. I'm not saying he's cool now, I'm just saying he had his time and he was cool, weren't he? When he's in the faces? Yeah, I'm not saying he wasn't cool, but I didn't realize you were such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such such as as as as as such such such as such such as such as to to to th. Rod Stewart. Do you know what? I have a huge Rod fan. Are you? My parents are obsessed with Rod Stewart. They absolutely love him. What are they? Yeah, and it was so funny, actually, because when I hosted the Royal Viet performance, Klang, Rod Stewart was supposed to be headlining, but he couldn't do it because he was unwell, and then when I told my mom, she was devastated, and then my dad, then, thagagagagag and to to told, told, told, told, told, told, told, to told, told, to be, to be, to be, to to be, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to.. to. to. to. to. to. to. to me, to, to, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to, to me, to me, to me, to me, to, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to. to. to. to. to my dad went, do you still want to go? I was like, I'm an ice hit it!

Amazing. Yeah, but I'm a huge Roger Shutt fan. I think he's great live. He had seen it. I saw him, my parents see him live, the O2, and he was quality, still put in a great show. He did do a song where I think itthe songs about war veterans and there was all sort of pictures of war veterans and then he just slipped in a photo of him getting all knighthood. Unbelievable. Which I just I just sort of thought yeah it's

good yes yeah well done he's deserved I he did it in a serious way he didn't do it in a way where like you know when someone's like oh don't don't know how that got in there he didn't do that guy. He treater himself barbecuing with no clothes on behind his apron. Maybe I got it wrong, but I didn't remember seeing loads of like, sort of like soldiers and stuff and then him. And I was like, I see there. Oh, but yeah, love a bit of Rod Stewart and he was like, oh, but yeah, love a bit of Rod Stewart and he was cool back in his day, I think. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I'm I'm I'm I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thin, I don't th. I don't th. I don't to remember, I don't to remember, I don't to see, I don't to see, I don't to see. I to see. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I th. I to to th. I to thin. to to th. to to th. to to theean. to to to to to to to the. the. the. th've been to see Rod Stewart. He feels like he's like the kind of person, the kind of person I could imagine you go and see at the O2 and absolutely loving. My parents just like it's great because he's had a new

album come out and it's all like, oh I love his music. My mom will love it. It's like he tells a story. There's one about him on Brighton Beach when he girl it's beautiful it's that poetry of music and I was like yeah it's a song do you know what I think poetry is the biggest blag in entertainment oh is it entertainment I don't know what you call it the arts I'm gonna say it go I don't know I don't know if I I buy that you've ever seen a poet right I'll tell what I've seen excluding Tim Kiki exclinky, right? Tim Kee's not a poet, he's a comedian, and he just does short jokes. He's a comedian that uses poetry. Yeah, I think Tim Kee's funny with any situation as well. Yeah, he's just one of the funniest people that exists in the world. I'm gonna say it. If I had a Rob Beckett bingo card and someone said, what two things do you think you'll tick off in the first four minutes? I just said I wouldn't have been surprised at seeing Rod Stewart the O2 and don't like poetry

I'd say that that is absolutely No, I like poetry right. I'm just saying it's easy It's comedy about jokes at the end of it basically right so what I'm saying is proper poetry. you see a proper poem Yeah, back in the day when poetry was bloody poetry. Yeah, and they had something to moan about properly. Are they in a war or something like that, right? And then Tim Key uses poetry well because he's doing comedy a little bit. What I don't like is when you just see someone just like in a pair of jeans and a scruffy tea ranting into a mic poetry and they're like some sort of social warrior. It's just like a fucking shit I could do that I don't know who this is Rob name names I've seen them on the circuit they crop up we've done the open mic circuit mate

you have to sit for a pile of shit before you get a go it's a nightmare let's be honest Rob we were both a pile of shit in those days oh yeah too bet I was dog shit for so long some people won't think I've changed at all but there was people that were dog shit that the their th their th their th their th th th their th th th their th their th th th th th th th thi tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to to to to tho tho thi tho tho tho tho. th th th tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi people that were dog shit that were getting better, and then there were people that were dog shit that were getting worse. Was the bleakest when you'd see someone, and then you see them six months later, and they'd say they gigged every night and they were doing the exact same set that just wasn't working? I'll be honest, occasionally I text James Acast with the names of people we used to do the open..ight. Occasionally you're the biggest gossip in the industry, Josh. There's no gossip, it's just me, say, here's a name, do you remember them? How depressed do you feel now? What annoyed me was when you'd been a gig with 18 people and 15 of them were school friends

of the terrible comedian and they laughed at everything and I'd sit at the back kind but it's not funny you're just laughing at your friend because you feel guilty. Anyway, we got to our parent it. Josh, how's your week been? What's going on? Let's have done Rod Stewart or done poetry? Got some bad news. I've got some bad news. Oh no, what's happened?

It's been good. It's been good. Oh no. Let's get back to Ron Stewart. quite a good place with it all. You had a terrible week before though didn't you? Yeah, but you know what? We spoke about the scare. What was the scare? The COVID scare? Oh my God, yeah. So that was tense. So Rose hasn't been able to taste anything for a week. Yeah. She still can't taste. I came into contact with someone who'd had had COVID. And so I had to get a test. And so I had to get a test and if I'd failed that test, i.e. if I'd got to COVID, we would have been locked down until the day before due date. Oh, all of you as well because the whole family this guy told us. Well no, actually Rob I'd been allowed out

three days earlier because I was the one who had it but they were there next to three days to three days today. Yeah. the they. I. to. to. they. to. to. to. to be. th. th. to be. they. th. th. th. th. th. thi. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their they. I've only got three more days freedom so I'm going to hit the pub. We were both negative. So that was good. Thank God for that. Oh, that's good. But that would have been an absolute disaster. So I was a bit ill at the start of the week. I was ill in that my daughter's really in a much more positive place, I'd say. Okay, yeah. Yeah. So, where is she? Are your mom's house? Lovela. Lovely bit of business. Yeah, it's sort of a, you know, you've just got to pop it in there and again do a joke. Yeah, I suppose. Well, do you know what, Rob? She is a fan of yours, Rob, my daughter. What is she watching that I do? She watches the videos you do with Tom Allen where you jump over puddles. Yep, she's a fan of that, sure. And then she's seen the occasional picture of picture of you come up on the, you know when the sky planner pushes a TV program. Oh, yep, yep. So occasionally it'll be the episode of 50 greatest plastic surgery shockers? Oh, yeah, but I thought it was unfair

that you only made the top 20 on that one, Rob. You know, like, when you first start trying to sell a tour show, you have to put on all your TV credits. So ideally it's mocked the week live with your poll and stuff like that. But at the start, I had did you get was it the teeth? I was doing witty banter on it. I wasn't in the list. So anyway we're watching TV the other day.

And she said that's Rob. And it wasn't you Rob? Oh no. Do you want to know who it was? Dion Dublin? Dillon Dublin? She was saying, what is it? Dion Dublin? Dion Dublin? She was saying Dion Dublin for you. What is it?

The spider, the spider. I don't know Rob. I was surprised. I am into brass instruments, like Dion. And you're into upselling properties, are you? I'm really not into upselling properties. I'll find that the conversation of we bought this house for $200 grand. That conversation people love to have one the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most. the spinoe. the spioling. the spi. the spi. the spi. the spi. the spi. the spinal is is the spinal is the spinal is the spinal. the spinal. the spinal. the spinal. the spinal. the spinal. the spinal. the spinal. the spino. the sp. the sp. the sp. the the the the the the most is the most is the most is the most is the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the spiole sooi. the spiole soozymea. I is the spi. I is the spi. I is the spi. I is the spi. I is the spi. I'm the conversation of we bought this house for 200 grand now that's worth 300 grand that conversation people love to have one of the most annoying conversations ever because it's totally redundant unless you're gonna

take all that money out and live on the street because you're gonna have to buy another house that's also gone up by that amount yeah so it's a constant chasing your tail sort of dick swinging. Well I'll play this to her so that she can tell that you and Dillon in different people. Okay sorry I don't I don't need to go this hard on your daughter about my opinions on the property market. Well no no you know she's a fan of you and she's a fan of Dillon what can you say? Is this because I feel like you are ready to take the step into the suburbs? Now there's th is th is th is th is th is another th is another th is another th is another the the th. th th the th th th th the th th th th th that is a that is a that. I's th that. I'm th th th to to to to that. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I I I I their. I I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the. the the. I. I'm. I'm the the te. I'm. I'm te. I'm. I'm te. I'm. I'm. I'm te. I'm. I'm the the're watching property programs. You keep messaging me about zone five. Well, you know that I've, I have messaged you about, so I'd say once every two months

I consider the move into the into the burbs. Yep. And we went to the park last weekend, Rob. And I'm gonna say it. It was too intense. It was too intense. It was too intense. You know the park with the Soviet Union style slides that I've shown you before? Yep, yep, yeah. At the weekends, in Victoria Park, the big slides park. It's a bit lively Victoria Park. It is unbearable that park at the weekends. So the cue for those big slides is 20 deep. It's like going to fucking Olsen towar, 20. What 20. What. What. What.

The queue for those big slides is 20 deep. It's like going to fucking Olsen-Tow, 20 deep. 20 kids. That's because, that's because there's nothing for kids to do in East London. All you've got to the park. Rob, I'm trying to upsell my house here, mate. Okay, sorry. How's the mice problem? Uh, the slugs. The sluards. The plumbing. The plumbing. The plumbing. The plumbing. The plumbing. The plumbing. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. theats. theats. theats. theats. theats. theats. theats. theats. theats. th that. It's all sorted, it's great, isn't it? It's not all sorted, because it was never not sorted.

By the house, just by the, it's beautiful house. But we're not selling it at the moment. No, you're not selling it. So, um, so, um, so the part was too much. So there's kids. Sure, I mean now you grew up in Southeast London. But what were your, what were your, did you go to the park once to the kid? Um, I, I don't remember going loads when I was really little, but I went to the wreck it was called, loads from when I was old enough to go out of my own.

We used to play football down there, so I'd go there all the time. But yeah, I'd go go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the park to go to go the park to go the park to go the park to go to go the park. I'd go the park. to go to go the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho to to to to to to to too to to to to thooooooo thoo tho tho tho. There's a great, there's some great parks down in South London though. This is a lovely park Rob. This is a lovely park. Well, this is a lovely park. No, it's not. It's not a lovely park. It's not a lovely park. It's not a lovely park. It's not. It's too busy. Josh, it's not a lovely park because it is's pretty that. Monday to Friday, it's absolutely beautiful. And then you get all the guilty parents that haven't seen their kids all week. Four boys ran in front of us in the queue for the slide. Yeah. And then through stones and sand down the slide to speed it up. Oh no. Right, see I'd want to step in then. Yeah, what can you do, Rob? You're too far by? Probably in East London like that,

you might get involved in a gang war. Do you know what I mean? I think a gang war involves two gangs, Rob. I could only get involved in a, in a gang attacking a private citizen. Yeah, you'd be involved. You could be attacked by a gang. Yeah, that's what you mean. Yeah. Did you, what apothe, they just threw stones down the slide? Stones and... Have you seen how fast kids go on the slide when they put sound on it?

It's like cool runnings. It's fucking insane. I've never seen that sand be thrown on a slide before. No, neither of theirop. East London, there's lots of middle class sort of people that have done a right for themselves to put a nice house and then there'll also be 15 families in one house renting. So there's a very different vibe. These kids' parents weren't anywhere to be seen, Rob. And they, I think there should be a maximum age on slide. Yeah, of course, yeah, but then who's enforcing that? Well certainly not me. But these kids, the kids kids kids kids kids kids, tha kids, tha, tha, tha, tha, thiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thi, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. Well, thi. Well, thi. Well, thi. Well, thin. We's, tho. I's, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomombs. Well, thoooo. Well, the. Well,? Come on. Oh, mate, no, I'm not going anywhere near a 14-year-old in East London.

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And my three-year-old went, Daddy, why does my nose smell poo? And that was the prawns, what I was eating? And they said I was disgusting. Oh, for a minute I thought the prawns have gone off, Rob. that's, that's, that's, they. th. th. th. their. their. th. their, their, th. th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi's, thi's, no, no, thrown, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not, not, not, not, not, not, no. their, no. their, no. their, no. their, no. their. their. their. their, no. their. their, no. their. their, no. their, no. their. their, no. their, no, no. th. th. th. thrown. thrown, no, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no do think if I'm eating a prawn, it's a bit off. Yeah. Do you think, Rob, I've got this feeling the way your daughter's talked to you? Yeah. I think you're going to become the victim in this household, Roa. Do you know what it feels like? It feels like I'm breeding middle class people, and even though I'm the dad, I feel like I'm going to have to sort of build a little building, a little room that I go in like for staff and I just sort of drive them around like a sort of my fair lady type character just like driving around kids that tell me off all the time. Are you thinking what can you do to win them over? I don't want to go too big on this. Have they completely lost respect for you. The the eye their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. Have they they they they they they they they they they have they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their. I I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their they they're they they they they? The hand on the hip and eye rolling. Oh my word. It's getting well out of hand and I'd... When was in Hobbycraft earlier I

just surrendered it basically turned into supermarket sweep. The amount of I think I did 15 quid on stickers. Oh Rob you're trying to buy them off. You just can't, I'm buying them off. That's what I'm doing. You're a respected member of the TV community, Rob. Well, I tell you what, I'm not, I'm not respected. I think I got, um, I think I've got profiled in waitros. Oh yeah, keep talking. Because I go to waitroes and I don't fit in there really. I've got like my big, you know, you should gave me shit for. Which well, bad week to be wearing that, but yes. Yeah, exactly terrible. I'll tell you what, though, the clientele that frequent weight trades aren't really on top of the Champions League results. No, no. They're all sort of big-bellied,

six nations bastards. They clocked in for a little today. They're just clocked in. their tree. They're just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, their, their, their, their, their, their, thea, thea, tha. I, tha. I, tha. I, thas. I's, tha. I'll, tha. I'll, tha, thau. I, tha, tha, their, their, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, their, their, their, their, their, their, tha, tha, tha. The, tha. I, tha. I. I. I, tha. I, tha. I. I. I, tha. I's, tha. I's, tha. I's, tha. I'll, thau. I'll. I'll. I'll. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. thau. I'll, thau. I'm, tha. I'm in there and I like you. Did you get a scanner, yeah? Have you had to scan a thing? No, but I presume you just walk around scanning your stuff as you go, right? It's a dream, right? So you go in there, you press a little button, you get your scanner, you scan it all, then you go to like a self-surfing and then you pay and then you leave. You don't have have to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see any any any any any any any any any any any any any to see any to see any one to see any one to see any one anyone. I to see any one. I to see any one. I to see any one. I got to see any one. I got to see any one. I to see any any any one. I to see. I to see. I to see. I to see. I I to see. I I I. I. I I. I. I. I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to go. to the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the to the the the toe. the the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the the the the the the the load all the shopping, get it scanned by someone, then load it back up. Oh my God. What is the point? And then I started turning to a caron and I started going, what is the point of this laugh but I don't want to pack my bags again and I was like and they was like no it's not you you don't make the decisions and all that and I was like shut up. Shut up. Yeah but not the person on the checkout that's

something to deal with it all. They went we'll help you pack right they got they got they put eggs in first what kind of they they they got they got they got they got they got they got they got they got they got they got they they got they they they they got they they they they got they got they they got they they got they got they they got they got they they they got they got got they got they got got they got the they got they got they got they they they they they they they they they they they they they they got they got they got they got they got they got they got they got they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their you got, if you trained, like, you know, when they do like in the 80s, they did mad tests with chimpanzees, a chimpanzee before training wouldn't put an egg in first. Of course he wouldn't. It was red. It was like, when I was an egg in first. getting, you know when your bag gets pulled at customs, the absolute heartbreak. You know when, you know when it takes the left turn out of the machine thing? I find it's too tense, Rob. I'm thinking, have I got a kilo of heroin that I forgot about?

Did I know how to scan that bag of coke that I just got in wait. But then I was like, oh my God, what if I've not scanned it properly? Oh, yeah, well exactly. Were you thinking, this could all go wrong? All I think was Anthony Worrell Thompson. Yeah, Richard Maidley. Did he do it as well? Yeah, you got done. Sometimes they're just like the buzz of theft, don't 'd be telling the press. I just wanted to feel alive again. I just wanted to go back to my roots. I think if a story came out in the press that you had got caught stealing a 240 box of PG-Tips tea bags from Waitros. The main damage to your reputation would be that you'd been to Waitros. Yes, I think that would be the big problem and PG-tips, surely I'm a Yorkshire sea man. Do you believe so? I think, I do think that would be more damaging than theft. Nothing, nothing as nice as PG tips in the Beckett House.

Yeah, but a bit of theft might bring up the old street creed again. Do you know what? Yeah, it's sort of like that sort of a sort of self-serving way. I'd say, I'd random, I'm going to fieve next time. Because it's unlikely I'll get two rescans in a row. Of course, you're not going to get gun twice, are you? I'm never going to get random rescinded twice in a row. So now for me, it's hunting season. to thrown.

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because you know what the answer is I don't I do not care enough to spend four quid on Tim four so what I would do I'd nick it and put it in the That'll show them. That'll show them, wouldn't it? That'll absolutely show them. I don't know how, but it will show them. Yeah, that'll show them. I do have bursts of moments like that when I feel like I've been ripped off. Have you ever been to the Grand Canyon? I know, I've been to the Niagara Falls. So that's a different anecdote. So that's a different anecdote. That's just deep and in North America. That's what? That's just. That's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just, the the the the the their. It's just, their. It's just, their. It's just, the the the their their their their their their their their their. I'll their their their. I'll their. I their. I their. I their. I. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I. I. I th. I th. I their. I. I their. I their. I their. I their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't their. I don't their. I don't their. I don't their.'s big and is in America. No, but my granddad was a coal miner. Does that help? But don't, but so when you go to Vegas, you can get to the Grand Canyon, but it's not worth going really to get to, you need to go from somewhere else because it's about a four-hour drive. The old Hoover Dam's amazing. Go thing. You have to end up paying up 20 quid and then you get to see a bit of the Grand Canyon.

But you also get all this other crap that you don't want to go to. And it's an absolute ripoff. I'm like, it's a hole in the ground. How can you charge for a hole in the ground? Do you know, and in the end, I was, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, the, get, get, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.. tho, tho, tho, tho. thoo. thoooo. thooo. thoo. tho. tho. tho. tho, tho,'ve got my money's worth. I don't know, do you ever get that urge? Yeah, no, I know the exact feel like you've got your money's worth is, um, I do it with, with weekend upgrade, I try and make back my 15 quid on the train. Oh right, yeah, with what, like drinks and food and Christmas. Yeah, I reckon, I know,

it becomes a challenge. Yeah, breaking a tap really. I suppose that is, would you pay 20 quid to break a tap? I'd enjoy the thrill of it. Possibly I would. Yeah, I mean, I'd say that was a fair exchange of cash for experience. Yeah, well, I'm glad you did that, Rob. I do, I should outline that obviously, I should outline that. Obviously, I'm not stealing and I wouldn't recommend it as a terrible thing. No, yeah, of course, of course. Oh, this is exciting Josh.

You know I'm talking about I'm nearly out the woods with the kids like, I think physically tiring wise I'm out the woods but I'm starting a new journey of emotional abuse. But I'm starting forward to the extra sleep so I feel like it's quite a nice period before they start going out drinking and stuff when they're tea-nagre and stuff when they're the up about half seven, eight. It's a nice trade-off. What I'm enjoying, Rob, is you've told me that before and it used to be an hour, so the iPad time has gone up by 30 minutes. But but we're not doing it in the that's fine. So you know this morning that the eldest coming from an iPad like that and then the youngest woke up and then the eldest knows her password the youngest one doesn't and she went I'll give it here we need to do her password and she went,

weighed and she went I'll do it for her what's the password and then half a sleep and they're just told her she went thank you and walked off and I that thou th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. Thank the she the she's the she's the she's the she's the she's the she's the she's the she went heed she went heed she went heed she went heed she went thank thank thank she went heed she went thank he's went thank he's he's he he went thank he he's he he's he he's he he's he's he he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he he he he's he's he's he's he's he was was he was he was he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's not he's he's he's not he's he's he's he's he was he was he the house. Oh Rob. Rob. And I just went back to sleep. Oh God, do you know what? This makes me worry. Because since we interviewed Fay Ripley, it had an impact on me, right? In that feeling when she talked about how, when they're teenagers and you feel that all that time has just, when there were kids has slipped between your fingers like sand yeah and I really now my big worry is that this is all gonna you know when you're like you've got to be. You know when you're like you've got to do is get to like six weeks and you're

you've got these targets of where you got to get to. And you're like, I don't want to be wishing my life away because this is the best bit, even though at times it feels so tough. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but what I'd say is though, you can't, I want a really strong relationship with my kids, yeah? And I want to connect with them and Well, yeah, but they're going to. No, do they have to? You're in denial. They're going to. I am in denial.

I'm happy with that. So what I do now is, right? It's like anything. You know, like, for like, if you want to write a tour show, you're to worry by the end you've got a show or a book, okay? And that's why you're all fit with a perfect narrative, isn't it, Rob? Exactly, yeah. That's why mine's all over the gaff. Anyway, so... All over the gaff. Absolutely perfect description. So what I've decided to do with my kids now is make sure that I'm fully present in the trampoline. So if I'm that I'm that I'm th.. that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I've that I've that I've that I've that I've that I've that I've that I'm th. that I'm that I'm th. that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm thiou-I'm that's that's all. that's all. that's all. that's all. that's all. that's all. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine that's that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that's that's th. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine th. Mine th. Mine th. Mine th. Mine th. Mine's th. Mine's th. Mine's thooooooooooo's th. Mine's toge. Mine's th. Mine's th. Mine's that's that's thooooooooe. Mine's that's that's that's th present in the moment with him. So if I'm bouncing on a trampoline, I am there giving it my all, we are bouncing a trampoline. I'm not there worrying about what I've done with

them if that was the right thing to do and I'm not worrying about like a holiday that they might go in the future if they appreciate or not on that kind of thing. So if you just carry on doing that you never have to worry about what's going to happen because you're only worrying about what's going on now and you'll be dead and also you can't really help them they're right they're gonna be adults and make loads of mistakes you've just got to do your best you can and then say see you later I think I'm an emotional moment you are I think you've got a baby coming emotionally raw Rob I listen there's a so so I did a podcast Rob okay where with Dave Roundtree the drummer from blur where I had to choose my favorite blurbysides right as you can imagine yeah yeah it doesn't do the numbers of this podcast but it certainly means more to me right yeah that's

that's fairly tho yeah there's one called Young and Lovely which is about so sounds like a terrible search that's a kind of thing There's one called Young and Lovely, which is about a child. Sounds like a terrible search that. That's the kind of thing that you are getting your hard drive taken by the police. Let me be very clear that David Auburn wrote this before the internet came along. Young and lovely. Young and lovely. But yeah, put it in Spotify, don't put it into other search engines. But it's about a teenager going out on their first night and their first night out and

the parent dealing with it. And genuinely, I was listening to this Rob, and I began to cry. And I was like, I can't deal with this, Rob. I can't deal with the passing of time. Someone stop it happening for the love of God. Yeah, but then, but Josh, you're, you can. Because you, if you stay in the moment, you can because there is no past in the time in the moment it's happening. Thinking, is he thinking about the past and the future, that's distress.

So that's your cheat. It's focusing on what's happening now, there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is the the the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time is no the time is no time is no the time is no time is no time is no time is no time. time is no time. time. time is no time. time. time. the time time time time time time time time time time is the time is the time is the time is the time is the time is the time is the time is the time the time is the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time the time is the time the time the time the future that's distress. So that's your cheat. It's focusing on what's happening now. Then there is no time passing is it because it's always now. Yeah. Do I sound like I feel like I'm trying to start up Ponzi scheme? I feel like it's true. I feel like this this interview is going to be used in a six-part Netflix documentary about the cult that you started. Yeah, exactly. Everyone's going now and everyone's like, but Rob, that house is going to burn down, it's on fire. Don't worry about it.

It's not that hot. Just chill out. It's now. Come on, guys. Anyway, Josh, I've got some help for you if about new babies coming if that's going to help your emotional state. Oh yeah, okay. I'll say something to you after that then. Oh, okay, cool.

Right, here we go. Like, because you obviously get about emotional, your baby's literally due in a week. Rob. Yeah, next Tuesday's podcast, which we'll have to record in advance. Yeah, it's, you don't have to answer this, but is it a C-section, is it a normal birth or is it what's the plan? Yeah, it's a planned C-section because last time was not a laugh and we were advised to go with a planned C-section this time.

And I'm not going to lie to you, Rob, when they gave that advice, I punched the air. I think my wife was pretty pleased as well because it's probably, it's a real gift of a piece of advice. Yeah as well because there is a lot of undue pressure as well I think on women that like, you've got to gather natural birth and all this and all that and no pain can it. It's all the fucking bollows. Don't beat yourself up whatever comes out well done for growing it that's what I'd say yeah right anyway here's some tips because you for the new baby do it was out of the help yeah I think so yeah well I hope so Rob I'm emotionally vulnerable very emotionally vulnerable I have a tip for Josh when the Rose feeding the baby or being unable to pay her attention. You can get a special busy box. This is a special box of toys and games exclusively for that time.

Get it out when the baby needs a feed and maybe add little treats to it every week. She has to put it away when mom is finished. It will distract from her, make a feel special when Rose can't spend some time with her. Hope it helps. Southampton. She sent that on the M3. Near Southampton? He says that. Good luck. Hopefully you get there. Fleet services. I think that's a really good piece of advice, Rob. Yeah. I can't tell you how unprepared we are. Okay. Have you got a buggy? Yeah, though we did have two until yesterday and then my friend had his stolen so we got back down to one. Stolen, where from? From their car. Well that smack they broke in and stole it? Yeah. Oh that is. That's horrible

for them also but for that poor person that is obviously so in such a bad place they're having to steal a buggy. Well yes Rob. I agree with you my friend didn't have that feeling themselves. I tell you where you need to go mate zone 5 because in zone 5 they will just steal the car and then it's less it's less the car or the catalytic convert so it's less tragic because you know it's easier it's easier insurance wise as well exactly and then like you know Rabind a ring son up they sell the buggy also you got a have you got a if you got a the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ttoy. ttttoy. toy. tttttoy. tttoy. te one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one. the aving the Rings Sun up, they sell the buggy. Oh, so you lent in the buggy. So have you got a, have you got a cot or anything? We've got a cot, which I've put up, which is too big. We have to shimmy past it. Um, I suggested that we might need to move then you go along with it. That's how it works. I couldn't get past and I couldn't get past Rob. Yeah but then you don't, you just have to let them yeah well I'm just going down like a crock of shit. Yeah, she said she couldn't imagine sleeping on the

other side of the bed. Oh what so okay so you have your side. It involved a a change in the sides of our bed sleeping for the first time in our nine-year relationship. So what side are you on? If you're lying on your back, I'm on the left side. Okay, yep, same as me. Yeah. Are you nearest the door? No, I'm not. I'm nearest the window, too.

So there's more space on your side, their needs to go, but Rose is quite anti-switching sides. Well, there's not any space on my side, but obviously you don't need to get past because that's like the corner. Do you know what I mean? So you can just pop it in there, okay, okay, yeah. So she's very anti-sleeping on a new bedroom. Yeah, as anyone, listening ever swaps? I would never consider, might be like that. It might give us a, you know, an excitement. A free song. I think so. You might spice things up. I don't think it's going to spice up for a good couple of months yet Rob.

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Give them a fishing rod and teach them out of fish, they'll fish forever. Exactly. They'll just create their own activities and they hate fish as well. We've got another one here about new baby. Oh no this is just, is that new? Oh no, these aren't about new babies but these will make us and anyone listening feel better about their own kids. Okay. So this one's from Nat Grange. Title of this is get ready on the bleeper Michael, pig-co. Geez. So this is a helpful email is it? No this is it'll make you feel less worried about your own kids and these people got embarrassed. And it's about their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. This is tho tho this is this is this is this is this one this one this one this one th. This is th. This one th. th. th. th. th. th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. th. th. th. th. This is th. th. th. This is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. tho. thoo. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes this one th. This one. This is, it'll make you feel less worried about your own kids. And these people got embarrassed. And it's about when kids say the wrong words, but they're being offensive, but don't realize.

So my two-year-old son Harry has been practicing his animals. This was great when he saw a pig and it's three piglets at the local farm the following day, running over to them of his voice. Oh my God. Love the podcast. I listen to every episode since you started. What? What? There's no more info. Where's the explanation? There is there is.

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I've never listened back so I wouldn't know. Anyway, I'll just keep. The only way I'm in it is on these emails I say Rob. That's the only way I'm sure. So anyway, this is, we have a one-year-old son, George, two in November, who, like most toddlers, loves a bath time regime. However, our delightful son has started a new routine, he now frequently poos in the bath. Okay, the first time was not ideal, slightly inconvenient but manageable. However, we're now 17 poos deep. Oh my God. Involving a range of different formations, textures and floatability. It's gotten so bad, we've invested in a fishing net to scoop out his poop.

Oh my God! Which is always an awkward topic when visitors used to bathroom. We've tried a number of different techniques and distraction methods, but we we rapidly run out of ideas. Any help? Welcome. Many thanks George's personal pooper-scooper Abbey. I mean that the investment in the net is just a low moment. That's you know that you are admitting defeat. As soon as you buy the net you've lost the war. Yeah I mean the net the net. It's like the people in Jersey deciding to learn German. What are you writing and what are you writing into into into into into into into into into into into into into into the the the the the the the right in the right in the right in the right in the right in the right in the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right net the right net net net net net net net net net the to the the the the to to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tap. tape. teup. teper. teup. tip. teper. teupooooooooooooooooo into Amazon to get that and the right net to come up? I think you've just got to be preemptive with their face because you can tell when a kid's doing a poo, their eyes change.

They looks like they've just, it looks like they, you know, before, you know, before And their eyes go, so I think you've just got preempt those eyes and then get them out and put them straight on the toilet or the potty. But if they're only 18 months, they're probably too young for a potty, aren't they? That's a bit young to do probably young for the potty. Oh my think, theyn't, oh, having, having, having, having, having, oh, having, oh, having, oh, oh, having, having, oh, oh, having, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, having, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, they, they, oh, they, they, they, oh, oh, their, oh, the, their, their, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, they. Oh, the. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, taken a shit out the bath and you've, I mean, part of me would enjoy the kind of, you know, kind of fairground game elements of getting the shit with the net hand. No, you wouldn't, mate. No, you wouldn't. It feels like, you know, you're gonna turn on the TV in a few years and go, yeah, Taskmaster have run out of ideas here. This is totally unacceptable. thi th They have, they are, they say, oh, Taskmaster, that's what I want to say about Taskmaster, because there's a fan of yours from Taskmaster.

Oh really? Jillian Barkley said, her daughter's first celebrity crush is Josh. Oh my word. She's only five years old and would like to hold his hand. Oh, Gar, I have absolutely hit my target market. The next tour is going to be five-year-olds and tired parents. That is what it's going to be. They started when we're watching the child-friendly version of Taskmaster.

Yes, if you want to watch that with kids, and my kids are sown. So child-I've seen a couple of episodes. it's a pre-Watershed. So if you wanted to watch that with kids, and my kids do quite like it actually. My kids have seen a couple of episodes. She cheers for him every week and gets very annoyed if someone else wins and gets very happy every time he's on the screen. So. Rob, on that I should offer congratulations that you're now officially a stiffneck. Why am I stiffenck? Because you've been nominated for a Bafter. Stiffnick Central. Yes, Grand Central Station of the Stiffnacks. I've arrived. Exactly. You are now officially a Stiffnack. Am I an artist?

Ah, let's not push it. Okay, yeah, a craftsman, an entertainer. Yeah, but congratulations. How does it feel to be a stiffneck? Do you know what? It's quite, what I've realized is, if you want want to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to be a stiff knack. Do you know what it's quite, um, what I've realized is if you want to get a Baffter nomination, you just need to stick a tube up your ass in LA and before you know it, you're in the nom's list. That's what I did on the basketball. Well, it's that. You know what? Adam Hills stuck a tube up his ass on a last leg. He's been nominated. As he! Oh yeah, yeah, he did, he did did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did a to to to to to to to to to stick a to stick a to stick a to stick a to stick a to stick a to stick a to stick a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to stick a to to stick a to to to to to to to stick, you to to to to to to to to to to to stick, he to to stick, to stick, to to stick a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tube. the the the the the the too. too. to to to to to to to stick a wasn't a tube, it was a finger. But either way, what is a finger, if not a big solid tube at the end of the day? Yeah, well, let's not get bogged down by it. But yeah, no, I'm king of the stiffnecks.

I'm now a stiff neck. King of the stiff necks. Are you excited? I'm excited, and I'm excited, and it'd be lovely to win but it's great to be nominated and it's to be fair as well that show it's for the show not really just like for me and Romish so the people put so much effort into making me and Romash look good so I'm really happy for them as well because it's sort of it's all good because I said the opposite when the last leg I said I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the I to I said I said I said I said I the I said I the I to I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I'm the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to the the last leg was nominated. I said this is purely for me Adam and Alex. No, but not the Paralympians that sort of got you on your way? Absolutely. Oh, well let me tell you this Rob. Oh, you're not anti-paralympics. I am not

anti-paralympian Rob. I know which time my bread is buttered on that issue. So in 2012 Rob. Yeah. Well, 2013 I suppose it was. The Channel 4 Paralympic coverage won the Bafta, Rob. Do you know how I found out about this? How? Hilsie and Brooker went along as part of the Paralympic coverage. But you didn't go. They forgot to invite me, Rob. I was nominated for Bafter. See, eight years ago, and they, well I wasn't, I was part of a huge thing that won. They didn't fucking invite me, mate. I didn't get invited.

They couldn't, that was very new to TV at this point, so at the time I didn't really think of it. Now I'm like, are you kidding me? That is meant, also as well, I then, right, on Friday as an apology, I got given a a day at a spa, a little voucher, a day at a spa? Oh, that, oh did you have a nice time? Do you know what, that was the first sign that I realized I'd actually been done here because I hadn't thought anything of it. And then when I got given the day at the spa I was like why are they buying me off here? Sat there in your robe fuming. Absolutely livid as Adam Hills holds a bafter with Ellie Simmons and Claire balding. Also that yeah but because the last leg was a big part of that coverage isn't it? Because obviously had the sports coverage but that was two-thirds of it was mate.

Absolutely livid. Well anyway anyway, thank you very much, right. Oh, no, congratulations, Rob. Cheers, mate. Have you got any emails, Josh? Should we do some emails? Uh, yes. Shall we do some rural life stuff? Oh, I did have one other thing I wanted to say to you, Rob.

Oh, yeah, come on, mate. I was so busy the garden center and then it was a bit of a rush at the garden center. Then we drove back and then my daughter fell asleep in the car and then it was stressful. She gets very angry when you wake her up at the end of a car journey. Awful experience that. And then we got to get inside and then we got to get inside and then I was doing bedtime bedtime and then suddenly it was the today floor and I thought I'd got cleared that up and then I went in and I was doing bedtime and then I had a podcast recording the evening. Yeah it was 630 Rob and I had needed not to be too graphic I needed a shit since 2 p.m. and I couldn't believe this thought entered my head I genuinely this I was like how has my life come to think in this I thought I'll probably I I I I I I I I I'll probably to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th to th th th th th th th th thi thi to to tho tho to tho tho to thi the thi. the. I was tho and I was th. I was th. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the and I was the and I was the and I was the and I was the and I was theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat thooo' the and I was the and I was the and I was this thought entered my head. I genuinely, this, I was like, how has my life come to thinking this? I thought, I'll probably have to do it about 9 p.m. now. It's amazing what your body

can do under pressure. I was like, what has my life come to? That I'm scheduling in, sheer shit, for two and a half hours time having already needed it four and a half hours ago. Oh, oh my God. I bet it felt good to to to to to to to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it th to do it to do it to do it to do it th th and a half hours time having already needed it four and a half hours ago. Oh my god, I bet it felt good when it came didn't it? Well, I was walking to do it. Have you ever stepped on cats? Oh no. It is proper cartoon. It's like a banana skin. Genuinely I skidded along the floor like I was in the bash street kids. It was unbelievable. Oh no. Oh, um, I've got to talk about I got drunk again.. the th th th th th th th th th the th to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to th th the the thin when the the the the the the the the the the the the the when the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the to the too the the the thee theeat the the the the the the the. Oh no. Oh God. I've got to talk about I got drunk again, but the weekend on Saturday I went out of my mate and I've just got to stop drinking. I can't do it. I can't cope with the hangover. It's too difficult these days. Yeah but I get so excited. I go at it like a retired footballer. I'm like Ray Parla just absolutely hammering it. And I can't, have you been in, have you been through a Soho yet?

And then on a Saturday night? No, no, of course. My God, it's like an awful. It's like a, you know, like a state of emergency when like everyone has to like run somewhere, like to get away from not a volcano or something. Yeah, I can't, I can't be bothered with a hangover anymore. It's not worth it. It's 48 hours minimum. Yeah, it's just not worth it, Rob. It's just simply not worth it. And it makes me, I feel so depressed on a hangover and feel so fragile.

And I just think I cannot wait to just be sat in front of a hangover. I feel so the the th, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th th th th thirty, I'm, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their, I'm just to to to to to to to their, I'm just their, I'm just their, I'm just their, I'm just their, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, I'm their, I'm their the thirty, I'm going thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty thirty to thirty to thirty thirty thirty thirty, I'm going thirty, I'm going their, I'm going theirthink I cannot wait to just be sat in front of the TV looking at my phone at 730 tonight. That's all I wish. That's all I'm thinking about all day. Oh dear. Well yeah, well let's stop. I'm going to stop. What did you do with your Sunday on your hangover? How did you how did you deal with it? Well luckily Lou was, Lou took the kids around her friends. So I'd, Lou's been treating me. You lucky pig. Yeah, so she, she took me, she took the kids out the Sunday, right? And then I said, I'll get up with them on Monday, on Monday, on Monday, for a day. thin, thin, their their their th. So th. So their th. So th. So, th. So, their, th. So, th. So, th. th. they. th. they. th. th. to to to to to to tooooooo, toooooooo, too, too, so I's, so I's, so I's, so I's, so I's, so I's, so I's, so I's, so I's. So, so I's. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I's. So, I's. L. L. So, I's. toooooooooooo. too. too. t. t. t. t. too. too. too. too. too. too. L. the too., I'll get up with them. So they came in about half six, seven, and then I shut my eyes,

and before I knew it, it was 9 a.m. And I said, Lou, she went, oh yeah, I was up anyway, I thought I'd let you sleep in. And I was like, you know, I'm like teating the East Enders when someone's having an affair. And they're treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating treating if she's this nice to me. I'll take that. Oh Rob. But yeah, she's been treating me like an absolute dream, Josh. Lucky, lucky man. I'm a lucky man.

Can I tell you about some rural school days that people have sent us. How about this one? Okay. I think I may be the winner of the Quirkies Village School. I'm 27 and I'm from South Wales. I attended a school where the entire school, reception age to year 6, consisted of 16 children. Few points to explain. Not only were my mum and auntie, the nursery minders over the road for the kids before they went to primary school. The primary school also consisted of my brother, me and three of my cousins, all all the the the the the the the the the the, and theree, and theree, and theree, and th. theree, and th. thii, thi, thi, and thi, thi, th. I th. I th. I th. I, thoes, thi, tho, th. I, and th. I, and I, and I, and I, I, and I, and I, I, and I, I, and I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I. I, I. I, I. I, I, I, I. I, I, I. I, I, I, thi. I, I, thi. I, thi. I, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thea, thea.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. I'm te. te. the. the. the. the.to primary school. The primary school also consisted of my brother, me, and three of my cousins, all consecutive a year apart from each other, meaning my family made up a third of the entire school population. Similar to Josh, we had no canteen, so the local meals would

be fried by meals on wheels. Rugby Thursdays were a weekly favorite where a Welsh rugby player or Mr. Football would turn up at the school and run afternoon activities. Kids would regularly turn up to to to to to to to to to to the school the school the school the school the school their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their consecutive, all all all all all all consecutive, all consecutive, all consecutive, all consecutive, all consecutive, all consecutive, all consecutive, all consecutive, their their their their the consecutive year cc. thec. thecoec. their consecutive year sec. their consecutive year sec. their consecutive year sec. the school and run afternoon activities. Kids would regularly turn up to the school on the back of their family quad bike. What? I've seen them quad bike. I've seen a sheep on a quad bike. You've seen a sheep on a quadrille. Yeah, with a farmer though, not on his own. And I was like, you do need to stop the drink the drink the drink their their their their to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop to stop their their to stop to stop their to stop their. to stop their to stop their their to stop to stop to stop. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. to their. their. their their their their their their the school. the school. the school. the school. the school. the school. the school. the school. the school. the school. the school. the school. the school. toe. toe. toe. toe. to do need to stop the drinking. Yeah, the sheep on the front and a dog on the back and he was in the middle. Absolutely nailing life.

Was this on Wallace and Gromit? No, it was real when I was traveling somewhere up north through Yorkshire like the proper farming area. And I just looked at him. I was like, what a world. He's so mad the same, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the the the the the the the to. the the the the the too. the the to. the the to. to. to, they're just someone on a bike delivering a sheep, but it's just a different type of sheep. Maybe that's why he's going, he's in a really long journey and he'll cut it up and cook it on Rooh.

Um, I want to tell you, Robbitts. Okay. Hi, Robin Josh, I've been thinking of writing into your podcast for some time. My parents had a particularly interesting experience raising my sisters and I. We are identical triplets. My parents weren't expecting to have more than one child, so we're totally shocked. When they went for the second scan, there were three of us. This was in the mid-90s, so having triplets was a scary prospect, with the odds of something going wronging to going going going going going going going wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. A month and a half early, my mum quit her job to take care of us. My dad kept working as a teacher, worked into the evening as a tutor to make ends meet. Oh, this might seem like

he got the better deal as he didn't usually come home until we're asleep. So I only hearing me after the Alice James episode when I asked him how old old the old the old old old the old old old the old old old the old the old told. the told. the told. told. the told. the told. the the told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. I was, the told. I was, told. I was, told. I was, to me, their, to me, to me, to me, to me, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tod, tod, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, tod finally slept through at night, that I realized he had lived through his own parenting hell. My dad would work at the school in the day, tutor in the evening, and then get up with us in the night. And he revealed to me that we didn't sleep through the night until we were two years old. He couldn't nap between feeds as he would finish feeding one one, changing one of us, tried to get back in the bed and then another would cry. This would continue throughout the night, so it was sneaking small 20-minute naps until my mom would get up in the morning and he would have to go back to work. Oh my God. Can you imagine that? I bet you was so shit at his job. Can you imagine being the teacher of a unruly class and you've been up for a year and a half. I'd love to see the grades of his students in that two-year period. There'll be studies about this mad drop-off

in that area and how it hit the economy where... Offsted going, we don't understand what has gone wrong with your school. Oh dear. That is brutal. It's brutal, isn't it? Absolutely. I should add, my family went to visit my cousin and aunt in Australia. An uncle, an uncle. My sisters and I were around eight and the time. Absolutely loved the flight, as we'd never had food or TVs on a plane before. We flew to Sydney and stayed with my uncle and family. One flight from Sydney to Brisbane, my dad sat away from us, so it was just the three of

us and my mom together. So every time one of us needed the bathroom, we all had to go. We had to walk past most of the plane to get to the bathrooms. On another trip, one of the cabin crew came up to us very shocked and said, excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, so it was that, so it was that, so it was that, so it was that, so it was that, so it was that, so it was th, so it was th, so it was th, so it was th, th th th th th th th that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, want to question. No, there's a, with quads, there's one in the toilet, I'm going to see it. We said yes, used to the question at this point, but very confused is why she seems so worried. She then revealed to us that one of the people we kept passing on our way to the bathroom was an elderly Australian man who had been drinking wine on the flight. Upon seeing us, he immediately asked the stewardess, are there triplets on the flight? She responded that there weren't, at which point he told her to stop serving him any alcohol.

Take the wine away from him as he was seeing Triple. This is like something from a Disney movie. The amount people drink on a plane. I was on a flight to Australia when I did the, I'm a celebrity show and they send you business class, right? So you, it was an Emirates and it's amazing. There's a bar on the actual plane, right? And then the chair goes into a bed, right?

So can you go up and sit at the bar the bar the bar the bar the bar the bar the bar the chair goes into a bed, right? And like a proper bed, like, it's incredible. So can you go up and sit at the bar? Yeah, like, oh man, life. It is exhilarating to the point of just, take me there. Oh, it's unbelievable, right? And it's only one on Emirates and stuff, because I've flown with like other people with work, and it's just like a nice chair and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more. Emirates is amazing. Anyway, so we stood at the bar drinking. It was a 14 hour flight. He stood at that bar, I'd say, for 12 hours, beers, a little bit. He busted,

he busted, had 25 little beers, right? Chatting away, lovely geese. He weren't any trouble, but just banging him back, right? And then he stumbled, he stumbled, he stumbled, because he had to sit down, right, there was about an hour and a half to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. to to to thi. thi. to thi. toe and a toe and a toe and a toe and a toe and a toe and a to be, toe and a toe and a to be, to be, to be, to to to to to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be 20, to be 20, to be 20, to be 20, twe. to twe, twe, two two two th. two. twoe. twoe. th. twooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to the to the asleep, sat upright in the chair, not even turned, didn't even recline it slightly, like, literally like rigid back, or ridge back, stiff back, straight up, asleep, straight up, I woke up, was in Sydney. It was ridiculous. It was amazing. Oh, what a legend? Oh, the word. Didn't even recline it slightly. But I think everyone in business class is being paid for. It's like when you go into first class and a train during the week and you're like everyone here is doing this on some kind of business because there's no way anyone would pay for this out of their own pocket. No, and I think even with kids, because I've seen kids, when I've been there doing it on work and I've seen kids, it's sort of a waste really, really, I do think, I.............. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Everyone, th. th. th. Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, is, everyone, everyone, everyone, is, everyone, everyone, is, everyone, is, everyone, everyone, is, is, is, is, everyone, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. is. And, is. And, is. And, is. And, is. And, is. And, is. And, is. And, is. And, is. And, is. And, is. And, is. And, th. And, everyone, th. And, everyone, th. And, everyone, everyone, th. And, everyone, everyone, like, everyone, like, everyone, everyone, like, everyone. And, everyone, like, everyone. And, everyone. And, everyone. And, everyone silly money, go business, obviously, because it doesn't really matter to you, but if you're like stretching yourself, I went

premium economy with the kids and it did make a massive difference that, but I don't think the jump up from that to, they don't need a bed, the kids today. They're only small. But if you go preem in a tree economy, it does give th. I think worth the extra money if you're doing a long haul flight. Get those front seats, mate. Exactly. Get the front seats, you've got our own little front room. So that's what we did when we are.

Yeah, I love the front seats on a plane. And also as well, you feel guilty if you've got kids on the posh the poch bit and they're screaming and someone's paid mine. The people that the people that moan about that I feel like you don't understand how good this feels knowing it's not my kid crying. I totally agree before you have a kid that it's the most annoying thing in the world, once you have a kid it's glorious because it's not you. Exactly. It's a total 180 degree turn of experience. I don't there's th th there's th th there's th th if there's th if there's th if there's th. th i th i th i th i thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's thathea. thathea. I'm. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I's not thi. I's not th. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm thi. I'm not theeea. I'm totea. I'm totea. I'm totea. I'm totea. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm thi. I'm th experience. I don't think there's anything that's such an about turn as baby's crying on a plane. Oh my God, it's absolutely keep it crying. Keep that baby crying. I'm watching Marley and me and there you are trying to deal with a crying baby. Josh should we do small business shoutouts? Let's do it. I've got one here. Yes. Do you know what?

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I'm so pleased. that. the podcast. I'm so pleased my daughters are older in brackets 117 so I don't have to do battle every day. So all I have to do is change the Wi-Fi password and then they behave. However, I did find out my 11-year-old also listens to this podcast. I'm livid about this because she loves Rob. So I get the five-year-olds they love me. You get the 11-year-olds, Rob. We're really tapping into the young market. I think though, this is a great long-term strategy for us because then when they get older they can buy a

ticket. Exactly. To a tour show, exactly. It's like we really future-proof in ourselves as a brand, Josh. Tot to tell my daughter. I can't believe we haven't done that. It's been a year. Anyway, we'll talk about the baby at the gig on Friday. I've got enough to shout out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, if you do mention Bradshaw's, feel free to tell my daughter Rebecca that this podcast is not for her and go and tidy her room. Let's be honest, I think the swearing in this episode has done that job for us. Yeah, exactly. Thanks much, Laura. Bradshaw's Dogs. tock. Okay, we've got another one. Hi guys, been loving the podcast since Day Dot. This is Abby. I know this is a bit of a long shot. No, Anyway, I know it's a long shot But I am a mobile now technician in Cardiff with no kids I don't know why. Oh, she doesn't no kids listen to this. I'm mobile so that I can be accessible For every single person. I matter their physical ability

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