Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S02 EP37: Abbey Clancy

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

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Hello, I'm Josh Riddickham. And I'm Robb. Welcome to Lockdown Parenting Hell. The show in which Rob and I discuss what it's like to be a parent during lockdown which I would say can be a little tricky. So in an effort to make some kind of sense of the current situation and to make me feel better about my increasingly terrible parenting skills. Each episode will be chatting to a famous parent about how well they're coping. Or hopefully not. And we will be hearing from you the listener with your tales of lockdown parenting woe. Because let's be honest, none of us know what we're doing.

Hello, you are listening to Lockdown Parenting Hell with... Freya, can you say Rob Beckett? Yeah. Rob Beckett? Yeah. Frayer, can you say Josh Widdickum? Yes. Frayer, can you say Josh Widdickum? Gash. We did come. Gosh. Good try.

Good try. Good try. Galtiness on that good try. Yeah. Also, the question was, can you? Yeah. He didn't ask me to do it. No, exactly.

When you do it? Yes. Next question. Hi, Josh and Rob. Please find attached our two-year-old frayers attempt at your names. We discovered your podcast this year when our son Eliza was born in January. My wife was a little skeptical at first, usually listening to the more serious parenting podcasts, but Rob's tips have won her over. And now we listen through all your shows when doing Ellie's night feed, Eli's, which makes sitting in blackout darkness and being blasted by white noise more appealing. It's a very unfair description of our podcast, but there we go.

You're still on, you're tired, but you're on fire, Josh. So his wife likes the tips, not the banter? No, he doesn't like the banter, but he likes the tips. Okay, um, well I've got a tip we could do later or there is some banter about cow's tongues. So maybe we can go on the tip this week. Let's go with the tip. Here you go. This is a tip, especially for that man's wife. What's his name again? His name is Mark and his wife is jazz. And he said on one episode I was holding Eli up after feed and started laughing at one of Rob's rants. My wife was in bed next to me in total darkness could feel me rhythmically shaking the bed, wants to know what the hell I was doing while holding my son with one hand. Let's do, I mean that's a bit much. He was laughing, he wasn't wanking.

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Yeah. And kind of building the snuzz pod and stuff. So I'll be honest with you. In a way, this is the most tired I've ever been. But in another way, this is the closest I've got to a holiday in about three years. Yes, because you're not working as much. Yeah, and also you know your daughter's at like preschool during the day so you do have a little bit more time when the baby sleeping but it's not yet I wouldn't call it a holiday it's uh when do you start last leg again? Next week. You're on it Rob. Am I? Oh Oh who else is on? Oh, I tell you what we should do

We should I tell you what if I'm on there's someone stiff on as well Oh, there'll be someone stiff on as well Because they've got a balance to loosen the stiff exactly because if you're on it's like if we but you but you I've made you. I've been me to me. Either of Baldwin. Yeah, exactly. Sliff it up when the loose man's on. Well, what happens, Rob, is if we've got you on, or say a Tom Davis, that kind of, you know, loose neck. Loose neck, yeah. They need, they do need to thin it out,

because otherwise Alex Brooker does get too excited. Yes, it gets a bit too loose, He gets giddy. He gets giddy. And then you need someone to stiffen it up down the middle. That's fair enough. That's how stuff works, isn't it? It's all about collaboration, Josh. Now that'd be fun. I'll do that. Why don't we try and what next Tuesday will say something that we'll do on the episode? So everyone can watch and we'll try and get loose to get something into the episode. Yeah, basically, whoever plugs the other person's book the most wins and the lose you have to pay money to charity. Perfect. And the charity street dogs. You just

wait until it gets to like one minute so when it finishes and we've both done four plugs each. And then Adam Gilch says goodbye and I just screamed, I used to watch neighbours twice a day. Anyway, oh Josh, right. Can I ever say on Tom Davis being on the last leg, Rob? Once we had Tom Davis on the last leg, and for some joke I can't remember, or for something, we were all wearing, you know, like those coats that like,

swimmers wear before they go out. Yeah. And they told the wardrobe lady, could you get one for Tom Davis? And when it came up, it was quite small and she thought they meant Tom Daly. Oh, yeah, they're very different men. They're very different men. Tom Davis is about six for eight, and he? Tom Davis is the biggest man I've ever seen in my life. Bigger than Greg. He's but I think he is bigger than Greg. But you know what, he's got a surprisingly small waist and legs, Tom Davis? He's got a huge shoulders and back. He's top heavy, isn't he?

He's out of dart. He's like a dart. Anyway, yeah, well, let's see who we're on with. We'll find out, won't we? It's just sit down. The last time I was on it was when it was, when it was. Yeah, that sounds worse than it was. The record was great but afterwards. Hey lovely bit of it really got out of hand. Anyway yes oh this

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I have at least three men that come in here that think their hearing's going, and it's absolutely fine, I test them, it's completely normal, and it's just that you're just not listening to listening to to listen to listen to listen to your your your to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to listen to your to listen to listen to your to your to listen to your to your to your to listen to your to your to your to your to your to in that situation to my wife and go, yeah, the syringe now, so hopefully everything will improve. Yeah, I go, no, I've spoke to a doctor, and apparently the problem's your voice. But yeah, so I'm going to try, I think I'm going to take them because they are shouting quite loud, but then I do shout loud soto take them to have a little look and I need to do a full

family trip to the dentist as well. My, the oldest, she's lost two teeth now, she's got a one coming through at the bottom that is completely at the right angle. I think they move as they grow in, don't they. Yeah, I don't know. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But. But this one is is, it is, it is, it's. But, it's. But, it's. But, it's the the the the the the the the the the the tho. the their their the their. their thea. thea. thea. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. tea. thea. toooooooooooooooooooe. thea. the. the. the. to come out your mouth, that would be it. I had a brace, Rob. I had a brace growing up. I also had a tooth removed because it was basically coming through in the roof of my mouth. Oh, blimmy. It was like coming through, as if there was a row of teeth behind my teeth, trying to escape from my body. Did you have a brace? On the bottom ones, because I had an extra tooth that they took out and then it pulled it back in but the top ones have always been big but they've always been quite straight. So I've never needed a brace on their top ones. They are big but they're good teeth. darker now and I've never had them whitened and people think I haven't whitened anyway so might as well. I you know this is an honest form I did get them whitened before I got married Rob.

Did you? Yes. My teeth? So you got so it wasn't like a whitening thing where you'd go and they do it like Yurgan Klopp. Yeah. It was a thing that you can get that you put on your teeth for an hour each night for a week and it just takes the, it makes them a bit whiter. Okay. And I don't notice it. Did you, what, did you notice a difference? Yes I did, but I don't know if anyone else would. But if it's for you more than anyone else, because a lot of people, it's sad really, don't laugh because if they've got self-conscious about their teeth or when they're eating, they're covering their mouth or like that, I've just never... Do you know what, Rob? I've played to some really self-conscious audiences about their teeth recently. Ha to-Oh, my god, yeah, I'm doing my do some gigs soon Josh. My tour is supposed to start up in the middle of August, so I'm going to start going to

comedy clubs. Yeah, I'm doing my tour in September and I've done no, but I haven't done nothing, Rob. Yeah, but you will do, but I'm scared. I'm not worried about the gig or the comedy. I generally don't know how I'm going to start work at 8 p.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m. I. I.m. I'm to work. I'm to work at 8. I'm going. I'm going to work at 8. I'm going to start work at 8. I'm going. I'm going to start work at to start work at to start work at to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to start. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to start at 8. I'm going. I'm going. I to start at 8. I to to to work at 8. I to the the the the the to the the the the the the the to the the to the the the to the tod. I'm the to to the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to well at the moment Rob I'll be honest with you I start work at 8 p.m. and it continues to 7 a.m. that's currently the situation limit. Yeah but yeah it is weird I also it does feel weird I don't know if you've done many things in the evening TV things are different because you you often go in the day so you don't feel like you're leaving the house in the evening yeah but the feeling the the the the feeling I I I I the feeling I the feeling I the feeling I the feeling I the feeling I the feeling I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the. I the. I'm te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. I the the the thes in the evening. TV things are different because you often go in the day so you don't feel like you're leaving the house in the evening. Yeah.

But the feeling now of leaving the house in the evening feels very odd. Yeah, I know. It feels uncomfortable and strange because you're so used to your day ending at 6 p.m. Or like I went out for dinner last week the first time. I was. I was. I was. I for a work thing, and I, and it got to like 11 because we were sort of chatting and enjoying ourselves and I didn't even drink and I just drove home. I was, I had a hangover the next day, just from tiredness. I was pathetic, about five gigs a night and running around the little cabin. And now I'm like, I just sat down at eight, and th, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I th, and I th, I th, I th, I th, I had th, I had th, I had th, I had a th, I had a th, I had a th, I th an th an th an th, I thin, I thin, I th th th th th th th th th think think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I thin, I thin, I thin, I thin, I thrown thrown thrown to to to thrown to thrown to thrown thrown thrown to thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown, oh no, I had a big meal last night, confetic little old bastard. Oh, it was a bit rich actually.

It was a bit rich for me, oh you sad case, porridge eating fuck. That's what I am. That's ending up on our LPH. No Contextext. Do follow that on Instagram, the No Contextext. I'll be honest. I'm so not across this podcast, I'm so tired, that I often see them and can't remember them. Yeah, no, I don't know what I've said at any point on this podcast, but I think that's a good thing that means we're being,

that people that sit, you know, you ever see that? Hey guys, you want to get in a podcast, this shit.ed Rob it would take forever because you would never script something this shit. The redrafting on it the week could be over. Yeah exactly you'd never get two of these out a week. Yeah guys just to let you know it's a fifth week running Josh has mentioned his bins do we really need another bin story? Well he's got that one about not getting a parking fine on Tuesday. It's great stuff.

This is from Gertrude 121, which I don't know if that's just, you know, if she works for the old mobile phone company, Mercury. Gertrude 1-1. My kind of reference. You'll get more of that in Josh's book. Hi guys, I'm sure it's been covered on one of the episodes as of yet. I'm an eavesdropper on the podcast whilst my husband's listen, my husband, not husband, this is from Salt Lake City, this email, my husband, my husband, my husband, my husband, but he just listens to it. But I'd really love to hear you guys discuss the mental load, and how you guys and dad's, what is, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. their, th. th. th. thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, to to me, th. thi, to me, to me, to me, to, to, to, to, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, thr. I'm, to. I'm, to me, to. toean, is. toea. to. to. to. to. thea. thea, the. It's been something I'm trying to discuss my husband but he just doesn't get it. I've still got no idea what it is

Gertrude, but in a humorous podcast format, perhaps that is someone who does not like comedy podcast, no offense Gertrude, in a humorous podcast, perhaps it will make some sense to him. Like how things like adding shower gel to the shopping list remembering friends, the the the th is is is is is is is is is is is is themememememememememememememememememememememem fan th and th is th and thi is thi stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff is thuiats is thuiats, thi thus. thus. thus. thiats, thiats, thiats, thurives. thurives. thurives and then, thurives and then, thurives and then, thuuurimea thuurimea thuian, thian, thian, thian, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu to fall on one parent than the other and how it's an additional aspects of parents in alongside working and keeping a household gone. All right, I get the mental load. Okay, here's a topical suggestion from Gertrude. It's most the most official email we've ever had. Yeah, but what's a name? Gertrude does not fuck about, as her name sakes a name. she takes things seriously and I like it. I'd say the mental load, right, so there's certain things I do not get...

Explain it for me in layman's terms of. So the mental load I think is basically, as well as getting on with looking after the kids and doing your job, it's other stuff like, oh, are the passports going to go out and for a holiday? Have we got a holiday insurance? someone's birthday next week and all that, where I think Gertrude here is doing most of that and he's not. And I think traditionally that kind of stuff would normally fall in a stereotypical male, female relationship when the man is the breadwinner and that would normally fall on the female.

But obviously times are changing and it's a bit unfair for that to fall like that. What we in Lou do and I think me and Lou have got a fairly modern set up and it's very 50-50 even though I do work more is that we sort of pick things that, like for me, I do all the financial stuff and all that kind of stuff and tax and things like that, whereas Lou will take the lead on the kids uniforms and schools and stuff, but I'll always do the school drop-offs and things. I'll th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, I'll tho, I'll tho, I'll thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho, I'll tho, I'll tho, I'll tho, I'll thi, I'll tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi. tho, tho, thooooooooooooooo. We's, the. We's, thooooooo, tho, the. We, thi. We, things. So I think you just have to just be open and split it up and then it doesn't it stops resentment. We totally do that. I don't get involved at all in the school uniforms and they're packed lunches but then Lou doesn't do anything to do with all the tax and stuff that I have to Yes. I do. I do do the finances. I am bins. I do, Lou does all the washing. Yeah, Rose does washing. Rob. We're living in the same house. I and Lou does a bit more of the day-to-day food but I'll be more in charge of like events or

special dinners that we're doing. Right. Yes.her, I'd say I've got 80% control over. You are talking my language. This is, I'm doing 80% of the dishwasher. What else? The loft, up until recently, I'd be the only person that goes in and out the loft. Lou's physically able to get in and out there, but just doesn't.

But she did it recently, and has not stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped stopped to fucking to f stopped to f stopped to f stopped to f stopped to f stopped to f stopped to f stopped to f stopped to f stopped but I imagine the same way as if I did a pat lunch that week. So yeah I think you just driving. Driving pretty much as a standard I will drive. Yeah even though you know I drive Rose can't drive and I I worry that my daughter has become a sexist because she so our friends Tom and Claire can drive but Tom can't drive. Yeah. And she, my daughter couldn't get this into her head. Really? She, she could, she couldn't comprehend that the daddy didn't drive. So, yeah, so we've created a sexist. That is, that is my worry. Well, yeah, what I'd say is they can only, you know, believe what they see. And Rose, I know she's just had a C-s is a get off her ass and learn to drive for the sake of a child's future.

Yeah she does, she does. She does. I'm just saying you know you've got to lead by example. Exactly, exactly Rob. She's never going to be a racing driver if the mom hasn't even passed her test. You cannot smash the patriarchy if you to be honest Gertrude with your husband and just go right, what are our jobs? Let's split it up and then make sure it's fair. Did you, did you vocalize it Rob? Or did you, I think we've fallen into it? We naturally fell into it and then there were certain sticking points like the food stuff where I'm always the food stuff? Because I'm physically not there. Loo's. There the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tooks their their their tip. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their jobs. their jobs. their jobs. their jobs. their jobs. their jobs. their jobs. their jobs. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. their their stuff but I can't sometimes if I'm away gigging a lot I can't be in charge of the food shop because I'm physically physically not there where Lou's taken more of it even though she doesn't really

enjoy it she's taken on that a bit more because she sort of has to and don't get it wrong I don't love the bins but I don't hate them as much as Lou does yeah I don't I don't love I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love I don't love th th th th th th the th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. toe. Apart from about once a month when something goes wrong and then it's awful. I tell you what, you take foxes out the equation, the bins are the best job. Exactly. But when a fox turns up, things get spicy. Totally agree. You know, you just play the ball, you know, you've got to play the ball you're thrown. . your throne, haven't you? Exactly. Anyway, there you go. Hopefully, that answers your question, Gertrude,

about the mental load. I think you need to rebranding. Yeah. The mental load. Yeah, I think that's right. All the other shit, basically, all the other shit that isn't officially a job but has to get done. Oh, it's tiring stuff, it, it, it, it, it, the, the, the, thii, to. to. to. to. too, too, thi. too, too, thi. too, thi, thi, too, too, too, th. too, oh, oh, I's, oh, too, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, to. Oh, to. Oh, to. Oh, to. Oh, to. Oh, to. Oh, to. Oh, to. Oh, to. Oh, the the to. Oh, the the the the the the the to. the the to. the to. to. Oh, to. Oh, to. Oh, the the to. Oh,'s tiring stuff. It's tiring stuff. One thing, our back door, for some reason, it stopped now,

but whenever you opened it, the little rubber bit, the bottom would ping off. And every time you'd have to push it back in with your hand to shut it, to shut it. That went on for three months, for some reason. I don't know why it's fixed it. Loo, they-l, literally, literally, literally, literally, literally, literally, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, too, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the, the the the, the the the the the th. tho, to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, the it all hanging out, which isn't the way you shut the door, is it? But there's things I do. She calls it, what's it called, Fucking? What's the Hansel and Gretel's Trail with me?

She knows exactly where I've been at any point because there'll be a cupboard open or a pair of shoes. It's like, it's like, the middle of the estate agent's house. I hope... You need to listen to the old episode there. I just realized that was a different episode of recording. Well, you know, someone won't be coming in hot for Abbey Clancy. That is a great episode. I really enjoyed this one. I absolutely had a wonderful time.

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Abby Clancy, thank you so much for joining us. Thanks to having me. This is very exciting. Do you know why I'm excited,. Yes because I'm blown away by you the podcast I'm just going to put it out there Peter Fuman. Oh thank you Peter Fuman that I'm coming on it because you're the rivals. But you know you do two a week so technically you're only half as good. Yes I mean that is an argument some would also argue that Peter stole the idea off me and Jimmy Bullard for his podcast but then i don't the I I I I I I just the the the the the the th I just to put to put to put the to put to put the to put to put to put to put the to put the to put to put the to put to put to put to put out out out out to put to put to put out out out out out out out to put to put to put to put to put to put th th th th th th th th out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out to put to put to put to put to put to put to put it to put to put to put to put to put to put the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to put the is an argument. Some would also argue that Peter stole

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The gift from God. And on top of this, you've texted me before this, it's quite stressful in your household because of the amount of animals you've got. We've just got five little ducklings, but only two orphan lambs that were bottle feeding. And last three kids are still bottle and dummy, so I'm not doing very well, really. So you've got three kids and two lambs all on the bottle at the same time. At least they're not all breastfeeding.

That'd be a nightmare. Good job you've got no breasts, so she can't have that. Do you live in the countryside then? No. Fair enough. Kind of. I think I'm just kind of trying to live the childhood I wanted through my own children. Okay. Like we never allowed pets or anything like that. So I'd just try and give them as many pets as I can.

Have you got cats and dogs as well? Yeah, two cats. Our cats are the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea thea thea the the thea' thea' tho thoes thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. to to to to to to to toea. toea. I toea. I toea. I toea. I toea. I thea as well? Yeah two cats. Our cats are 15. Okay. We got them when me and Pete first got together we've got our dog Geoffrey, who we got in lockdown. Okay. Lockdown dog. And we've got Lily and Lola the Lambs. Yeah. And Jemima the duck. This was hatched today. And the other one hasn't got a name because he's literally just hatched and then the other three haven't hatched. We've got a great Dane called Ringo who lives here part-time. Part-time? What's he doing with the rest of the time? He's at my brother's house the rest of the time.

So that's two dogs. He just needs a little break sometimes, doesn't it? They're quite calm Great Danes and it's a bit too much. But Pete's like, he didn't want any of these animals and he absolutely loves him. He like nurses the lamb as the lamb on his knee feeding it with a bottle wrapped in a little blanket. He's just, he likes to play this like cruel animal hater role, but he loves it. But Abby, before, when we were setting up the sound, what did Peter say to you about bringing back another alive thing to the house? Well he said if I actually bring one more living thing into this house he's going to leave me. Okay yeah so you're sure that he's into all these animals. Well I'm trying to make him take the hint that's I keep getting them. Yeah because on when he was on he was speaking about the time you were shouting he the the farm, he's parenting mishaps and you were shouting tell them about the farm tell

them about the farm and he refused to tell us so was to farm the farm so the farm to the toilet I was gone for one second and I come back and he was just sitting there and I'm like where's the baby? Couldn't find the baby anywhere so I was hysterical and he'd escaped out of the contained indoor play area and was like a mile down the road by lambs and a lake all and everything it was so so so I like battered Pete in front of everyone in the farm. I think I threw a cup of coffee on him, you know, it was a nightmare because I'm just so worried about anything happening to them. And he's just far too late.

He's just so laid back. It's a joke. Imagine the anecdote those people who've gone to the farm have got from that day. What did you say? Well some sheep and I also saw Abby Clancy throw a coffee on Peter Crouch, it was amazing. I threw the coffee and punched him. It's like I don't condone violence at all but it was out of panic and I was you know. I think you could be let off. Yeah I was terrified. Yeah he's just too late back and he forgot the baby that's his favorite thing to do. It's like we drove to another country farm I should have married a farmer, I think. Like this country farm, like two hours away,

with a newborn baby and like a eight-month-old, oh no, not eight-month-old, like a 12-month-old or whatever. And he forgot the baby back, with no milk, no nappies. And I just wanted to kill him. So how's the sort of parenting, bit of work but not as busy as he were and you're still modeling and presenting what's the sort of you know divvying up of responsibilities is it more is it more you than Peter that's what I'm getting from this I think so because I'm not working as much as Peter at the moment because my baby's only one so I'm kind of enjoying just being at home with the kids and when Pete goes to work I just throw at the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they is is the they is they is they is they is toy is toy is toy is toy is te is toy is te is ty. ty. ty. ty. ty. I ty. I te is the the the the I just throw them at him. Oh yeah. And he's like, I've been in work all day and I'm like, tag!

Shiaultana! But Pete, like I can't complain about Pete, there's one thing he is. He's an amazing dad, like all jokes aside. You know, no matter how hungover he I'm such a bad hungover parent. It's horrible, isn't it? Just like cuts me off drinking. I swear the drinks make kids get louder the next day. I don't know what it is, but just something that sends them over the edge.

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So they all get in the bath together in one go. So they all get in the bath together, like waste some time. And then out about half six and Jarmis, then we play run, catch before bed. So that's where they just like run on the landing. And we have to catch them. Yeah. And then put them into bed. So that lasts about half an hour.

Then Jack goes down. And then Liberty and do that whole story thing and go to bed, but they don't want it. So we just put like something on for 10 minutes, then they fall asleep, and then we put them in their bed. And then when we go to bed about half an hour later, Johnny comes in with us, he sleeps there all night, and then we've got of the single bed and in our bed and then Pete goes on the single microsome floor. But every night, like clockwork, wow. What a set-up, that's amazing.

They're so good, but there's just too many of them. We have to kind of bend the rules a bit, you know, the schedules just don't. We've got our own little routine going on and it works. Well yeah exactly. And how do, what's the responsibilities of the lamb? Who's in charge of the lambs in your house? Me. So Peter will not be involved in that, that's, you're taking more on. I'm only fostering them from a friend of mine who's a farmer. Oh, okay. One of the mums died and the other ones had triplets. And the their. And their. And their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their mums. their mums. their mums. their mums. their moms. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their responsibilities. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their responsibilities. their. their. their responsibilities. their. their their responsibilities. their their their their responsibilities. their their their their their responsibilities. their their their their responsibilities. their their their their their responsibilities. their their their their their their their their the mums died and the other one had triplets so they normally give the third baby lamb away to be bottle fed or the farmland of it so I volunteered. So they're just in your garden for a bit until they can go out when they're grown up basically, grown up off to sheep uni. To try and get a shed next day delivery is impossible by the way.

What for them to go in at night? So where are that? Where are that at the moment? Because you sent me a photo of them in the back of your car? Oh, thanks to that, Rob. So that's what was me trying to multitask because I was trying to get the lambs. I was taking the lambs to the lambs the lambs the lambs the lambs the lambs the lambs the lambs the lambs the lambs the lambs the lambs the lambs to get the lambs to get the lambs to the vet and I brought them outside into the driveway but I had to put Jack in the car seat and the lambs would run away so I had to put the lambs on the seats first so I put jack in the car seat and then I put the lambs in the cage in the boot. Oh okay yeah okay fair enough but it just I've

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Oh my, no. It just makes me so unhappy if there's any mess. So how does that work? Was your house growing up busy like this? You said you wanted a different household to you as a kid? Well, no, I'm one of four. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm, the the the the the th. th, I'm, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi. thi. to thi. to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to thi. thi, thi, than, to used to like, yeah. I'm used to, Pete, Pete didn't have a family like mine. Yeah. So I think he kind of like, he likes it, you know, like the busyness of it all. But it's just great, like especially in lockdown. I know it was hell but having that time to all be together.

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and by Dover. The driver had gone the wrong way. What? Oh my God. We were stuck in a traffic. All the kids in Burnley kits in the car. It was just hell on it. Oh my god. Dover is so far from Burnley. That cab fare you could have bought Burnley a player. I wasn't even looking out the window paying attention. I was just like playing with the kids and then he was like, where are you? I looked at the stand I was like Dover? So we missed the match but I wasn't a big fan of the the the to the to to the to to the to to the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I their. I the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. t. t. t. ttt tt t tt t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t the. the. the. I was. I was are you? And I looked at the stand. I was like, Dover! So we missed the match, but I wasn't a big fan of going to football anyway.

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they're like these like kind of YouTube videos. And she'll be like, hi, my mom's Abby Clancy. She won strictly. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. And then my friend owns a trampoline park, trampaleen park in Liverpool and she's like, hi I'm Harriet, my mom is Stacey Bart and she owns the trampoline park Spring City in Liverpool. They're having like a mom off. He was like the coolest mom. But no she did love it so fair she used to like dress

up in all the dresses and but I think it's a bit too young. The others haven't got a clue who we are really. What was it was Peter was he was saying that he dropped off his, your daughter to a birthday party and then she made him sit in the car because she was embarrassed by him. Is that? She didn't let him go in because he was too tall. And then once all the boys knew it was Peter Crouch, he was like, their today was like, dad can like devastated. But once all the boys were like, oh my god, your dad's Peter Crouch, he was like showing off then. But my other daughter won't even

let me kiss Peter. She's like, stop kissing my dad, you're gonna give him coronavirus. That's the new thing, so I'm literally not allowed to touch Pete. And with the coronavirus and stuff, so with that spread of ages, presumably the 10-year-old obviously is totally aware of what's happening. It was easy to explain to the 5-year-old, did you want to insulate them from stuff like that? Libertie is terrified of everything. She's like me. She's such a worrier.

Like, she's like I can't look she's so worried and and she was quite worried about the coronavirus and as a parent we're all going on we have to isolate coronavirus and and you don't realize that they're actually taken all of this in massively and she started and she started she's started yeah she's in school was that same as my daughter then so they started this September just gone she's six in June so she's in year one now. Also she's in year also she'd already been there for a year and stuff. Yeah she's already did reception. Because it's hard doing any sort of home schooling with a five six year old because it's just it's like you can't give them a bit of work you've got to be with them all day. Did you did you bother with the home schooling? No I did I did it I I I I I I I I I I I I I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did the the the the the the the the the the the the the their did their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they th. th. they th. th. th. th. th. th. they did did. they did. they did. they did. they did. they did. Did they did. Did they did. Did they did. Did they did. Did they was like, they used to call me Miss Trunchball and Pete was Miss Honey.

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births. I was kind of upset that it looks so easy, like because I got no sympathy. You know, yeah, exactly. You want some childbirth. It's absolutely a breeze. You want something to go, oh my god, you look shit. Are you okay? Yeah, I literally wanted to be nursed but no chance. And how was it you know obviously when footballers when Peter was they

working and the kids are really young was it it must have been hard because you can't really complain like if you know you've got if you're married to a footballer and people perceive your life to be in a certain luxuries but if you're stuck at home with a kid, it doesn't matter what your husband does or where you live or what you're doing, and you can't really complain about it, it must be quite difficult sort of doing that on your own. I think that is a thing that, you know, no matter where you live or, you know, every, try and say this in the right way, but everyone's kind ofto, it's hard work, but I was so fortunate to have my family, like my mom and my sister were always with me when I didn't have pizza.

I've never actually been on my own, on my own. So I've always said, you need a support network, it's so hard. You definitely do and luckily my family were willing to help me and wanted to, not so much now. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Trying to get a babysitter for four kids. Oh my word. When half my family live in Liverpool, it's just impossible. Yeah, because that is a tough gig, isn't it? For the babysitter and then you can't rely on favors too much. No, because, and then I'll just worry anyway.

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you know, if you're shouting at them all the time, they're not going to open up to you and yeah, of course. You know, I want them to be able to speak to me with any problem and not be scared to, or I can't tell me, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, thell me, thel me, thel me, thel me, thel me, thel me, thel me, the, tho, tho, thel me, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, tho, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, the, the, the, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th're all different personalities and stuff and like do you think you can see those personalities really early like like early? Yeah, totally. Mine have been born the way they are is that makes sense? Yeah. Are they all like a couple of them quite similar or are they all like a couple of them quite similar or like or they all really their own personalities? Jack's just like a proper brute, like he runs into walls and bounces off and laughs. Johnny is like so delicate and he's like, he wants to be a rainbow mermaid that strokes dolphins when he's older. Liberty is constantly dressing him up in like, like princess dresses and, yeah. All put a makeup on him. Liberty and Johnny are just inseparable like it breaks my heart watching them because he just love each

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Like she'll see the baby crying and be like, ugh. I'd be like, oh the baby? Liberties more like me. Like she'd like want to pick them up and nurse them or whatever. Sofier's like, oh, tell that, Shut up. She turns amazing. Yeah, she is great. All got Southern accents, and I've always asked her about a guess. How do you feel them not sounding like you? Well, my dad wasn't too happy that they didn't have Liverpool on the bed certificate. Oh really?

Where were they born? They were born in London. Yeah, well that would answer it, wouldn't it? Just lie. But I remember Sophia is so posh. And I took her on the tube. We took her out to go and see a theatre show. And we took her on the tube and I was like, do not touch that pole. It's full of germs. She was like, mummy, what's jams? I was like, germs should, oh, you mean germs? She's so posh. They're all very well spoken, which is like my Nan, before she died, she

was like, make sure these kids don't have that scouse accent like you. So she'll be happy up in heaven that they all speak really nice. But Sophia did start off with a scoose accent. I remember when she was a baby and she used to be in a high chair and she'd be like, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Yeah, when you go back back back back back back back back back back back back, when when when when when when when when when when when the the the the the the th. When when their, when their, when th. When when their, when their, when you're their, when you're their, when you're their, when their, when their, when their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. to Liverpool then, are your brothers and your siblings all in Liverpool still, or have they moved around? Everyone's in London now apart from my dad. Oh God, yeah, so everyone's, all the grandchildren will have a southern accent. Yeah, so I've got one brother who's in Dubai and my brother's in London, my sister's

a hair dresser in London and my brother's a musician and my mum lives here too, so everyone's here now. Scouse has taken over. Do you like take them back to Liverpool and show them where you came from and stuff like that? Do they... Would you do a three and four-hour journey with four kids? Wow, I'd end up in Dover, wouldn't I'd end's why it happened. Here's the famous white cliffs of Liverpool. We always have these ideas, let's do these amazing days for the kids. And they're just hell on earth. Yeah. We went to Tiger Lodge, have you been there?

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I just love it. Really, are you a bit competitive or would you just celebrate loud? Not in life and not for myself, but something comes over me. Like, because you wouldn't think Pete being like a professional athlete would be so pushy with the kids for sport and he's not. He's like, it's okay, babe, you know, and I'm like, focus! I'm so bad. I think it's probably because I was rubbish at every sport. Yeah. Just to see and do so well, it's great and it's so competitive in the school and because we're not like them competitive parents. It makes it sweeter, did it? It makes it even more fun. So I actually do enjoy that. But she hates it.

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I'm having a panic. I'm panicking again again. I'm moving I panic. She's five, Rob. I reckon. I agree with you Josh. Oh, no, they're ganging off on me now. It's dark. I'm stressing. But I think you'll get a lucky escape because I don't know if your daughter's like a daddy's girl. Yeah. Or is she a mummy's girl?

No, they're both a bit like. I think they're more daddy's girl in a sense that they've got they're got they're got they're got they're got is a danger because they're so cute but yeah I don't it'll be alright it'll be all right it'll probably will be fine won't it? Pete's experience of because Liberty's still a baby she's not doing any all this shit at the moment but Pete's experience of Sophia is completely different to mine like if he if he was to describe Sophia it would be like we were told him about a different child. Oh really? Well like my wife clashes with my oldest quite a lot in sort of like a bit more like on like they're on a level of like they're the tellain a little bit. Yeah they do. I can say. I don't really like it though. I wish I wish she thought they thought I was cool. Yeah, let's go to do. Yeah. they're th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their they're. their their their their their they're they're their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're their. their. their. their. their. their. they're their. they're they're their. they're their. they're they're they're they're they're they're they I thi thought I was cool. Yeah, that'll happen in ten years time. Yeah, it just doesn't.

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How can that happen? But yeah, we were all ourselves at home, but that's something, you know, hopefully, their their their their their their Abby did, the last question we always ask, and we ask Peter as well, so this is quite special for us because you can actually respond to his answer and give your own. The question is, what frustrates you about the way your partner parents? And like you would, you know, you want to say something about it,

but you don't want to bring it up in case. I've got a feeling you might tell tell tell to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the told a voice in your opinion. Because he said that he could never just have a bag of frazzles on his own if he opens crisps about ten hands go in and then he finds himself in his office on his own eating frazzles. I don't know if, is that true? That is true. Poor Pete, that happens with every meal. And like if I put the dinner down the kids are like I don't like the dinner the dinner the dinner. If I the dinner. If I th I th I th I th I to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to th. If I th. If I th. If I th. th. th. th. to that that to thi. thi. to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to te. to te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. t't like that. And then if Pete has his, they're all eaten off his plate and me included. He hate sharing food. He actually doesn't do that much that annoys me apart from the typical man stuff like, oh, what really annoyed me once that he did? Like, I love doing interior design and doing stuff in my house and I met like one of my favorite designers, Andrew Martin. He went to showroom, and Pete like disappeared with Johnny for ages. Johnny was two at the time, just potty training.

Gone for half an hour, and then in front of Andrew Martin, who's like my icon. Johnny comes out with the toilet with Pete with just a t-shirt on, with socks. No socks. Trainers, and no pants. It was just his bum and widgy hanging out and then stand in there trying to have a normal conversation with Andrew Martin. I'm like dying inside.

What the hell? Johnny pooed his pants and Pete forgot the baby bag again. So he just had to strip him and like wash him in Andrew Martin's showrooms toilet like poo everywhere and really embarrass me and then just like didn't mention it I was so upset. So I think for Pete, I'd probably say the thing that annoys me most is that he probably, he doesn't appreciate like the organization that goes into things when you have to. You know like when I go to work, I have to go right, who's picking the kids up from school? What's in for the dinner? You know, blah, blah, blah. And people just walk out the door.

You will just walk out the door. You wouldn't know if there was anything in the fridge. You wouldn't know who's picking them up from school. I think that's a lot of footballers, because in their career, a lot is done from their there.. the bus or get in the hotel and they get told where they're going and what they're doing. So I think... I think... Ask him to plan a golf day.

He's on it. He's on it. He is meticulous. It would be breakfast booked. This done. Duh, da, da. Like, he can do anything. Like, he can do it. Yeah, he taps it. But yeah, I'd probably say that. Just, he's just useless at things. Yeah. Sometimes. Thanks so much, Abby, it's been brilliant.

Really appreciate it. Abby Clancy, absolute pleasure. So good. Thank you. Oh no, it sounds like you've got your family, you're beautiful family and you and Pete, love your kids. We can interview people all the time took when they're, you're, you, you, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, to, the, to, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tap, tap, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, the, tap, tap, tap, tap, th. tap, th. tap, th. th. th. that, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, th. th time they took by their kids and you always get the varying degrees but you can just tell certain families where you just think, oh it'd be like, such a privilege to be part of that family. So I think you're doing a great job. Oh, thank you. We've interviewed some terrible parents. Oh yeah, some more thanks. Some really, the reason I asked you to go on, to text, to text, to text, the, to, the, the, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, ta, their, their, their, their, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, tha, tha, tha, their, their, their, their, their, the reason I asked you to go on your podcast, I've never, I've never listened to a podcast in my entire life.

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And I'm like there's only a tiny bit left. I'm like there. You know, you know, this is first off three ounces, you've given it like half an ounce. And he's like, there's only a tiny little bit at the end of, like, but that's all a brand new baby as a type, like, three ounces, he just didn't get it. Like, on his watch, the baby, to the baby. Yeah, we used to write our that and then three hours later you'd wake up and be like what time did we feed the baby you know and you just couldn't remember? Well I've got a baby feed an app on my phone that I pay two quid for and I've not deleted it yet I don't know I'm just a creepy app to take around with you now Rob sometimes I'm panicking about the ones I've to to to to to to the the the to the to to the to the the the the to the the to the the to to the th so to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the baby the baby the baby the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tod one's toda. try. I try. I try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. to to to tod this time four years ago. Very excited. Ready for the next one, Rob? No, I don't want another one. I'm panicking about the ones I've got. I don't need more.

I'm at the sweet spot now. I'll probably end up on a golf trip with Peter soon, so I don't want more kids to stop me going away. Abby, it's been such a pleasure. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so. Thank you so. Thank you so. Thank you so. Thank you so. Abby Clancy, there we are, I'm going to say it Rob. Yes. I love it when people have got reactions to other episodes. It's so funny. I'd never thought in a million years that at one point in my life, Abby Clancy, sorry, would be shocked by Tom Parry's parented. I never thought those two worlds would meet.

What a clash of worlds. Because I can't imagine a person more different to Tom Parry. than than than than than than than than than than than to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th th th th thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the to to the to thean to thean tho tho thean tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho meet. Clash of worlds to come together. Because I can't imagine a person more different to be Clancy than Tom Parry. No, no, exactly. But I think if you sat them down, it wouldn't be long before they run out of chat. I have never seen Tom Bitter. For two people that I don't think I can imagine running out of chat. But I think it could happen, just from such different people. That happened, with about her and Peter in that designer's shop, that happened to me once in a cinema when my daughter had messed herself, right, when she was young. So I literally I threw away her trousers.

So I run from the cinema to Poundland in Alpinton with my child's top on and coat, no trousers, bum out and everything, and shoes and socks on to buy a pair of jogging bottoms from Poundland. On the way there, a blowcast for a selfie. I was like, are you fucking kidding me? My kid's arse is out and you want to picture you fucking pedo? Ridiculous. Obviously if you want a picture with me, yeah. Obviously you want a picture to me, yeah, it sounds. Yeah, their their their their their their their their their their their the child, but it comes with the package. Abby, I love Abby and Peter. Their house sounds a much, I'd love them to your parents. When you, yeah, it sounds like such a fun house to grow up in.

Brilliant. I like just how unaffected they are. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, very normal. Peter Crouch wandering around having a pot noodle. I mean that is, the pot noodle people will be on him for an advert. Can you imagine that? Anyway, that was brilliant. I love Abby and Peter. Well, I'll let you know in the next episode, I've texted Tom Parry what his response was to Abby Clancy calling him mad. Brilliant. Okay, that was great. Well, I'll see you on Tuesday, Josh, for another chat. Cheers, mate. Bye everyone.