Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S02 EP4: "You can't click and collect a Solero..."

Episode Date: February 2, 2021

ROB BECKETT & JOSH WIDDICOMBE'S 'LOCKDOWN PARENTING HELL'S02 EP4: "You can't click and collect a Solero..."More misadventures in parenting from Josh and Rob.Enjoy. Rate and Review. Thanks. xxx And to say thank you and help those in need after what has been a tough year for so many, we've started a Just Giving page for the Trussell Trust which you can find here;https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lockdownparentingWe've kicked things off with a donation and if anybody is in a position to help this fantastic cause then please do. No pressure. But they do great work for a brilliant cause so if you can spare even a little please do. https://www.trusselltrust.orgIf you want to get in touch with the show here's how:EMAIL: [e-mail]: @lockdownparent INSTAGRAM: @lockdown_parentingA 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and member terms apply hello I'm Josh Whitakam welcome to lock down welcome to lockdown the show in which Rob and I to be a parent during lockdown which I would say can be a little tricky. So in an effort to make some kind of sense of the current situation. And to make me feel better about my increasingly terrible parenting skills. Each episode will be chatting to a famous parent about how well they're coping. Or hopefully not. And we will be hearing from you the listener with your tales of lockdown parenting woe. Because let's be honest, none of us know what we're doing. Hello and welcome to lockdown parent in hell with...

Can you say Josh Widdickham? Rock we go. And can you say Rob Beckett? Oh, very good. There we go, Rob. God, that's so efficient. Yeah, bang it out. Seven seconds, that video.

Yeah, she's doing it for all of them. She just did a Louis Farrue one. That's a child, Micah. Is it though? Or did she do all the voices like the clumps like Eddie Murphy? Is Charlotte just knocking these off pretending to be a child? Because I think that's the thing isn't it? Once you get the intro to lockdown parenting how it's a real gateway to voiceover work I find. I got right say that again parents name. Charlotte. What surname? Richards? No. overwork I find. I got right say that again parents name Charlotte or surname Richards no Michael Richards has one's called Michael Richards like the football

or that was Michael Richards but he was off duty and he's not very good at communicating when he's out in a Sky Spock Studio Michael Richards the X-Men City in England footballer now broke up. Yeah now kind of one of the most promising pundits. Oh my God, you, Michael Richards walking into a studio, someone who's played for England, he's, I think he might have won the league with Manciatia, I'm not sure, I'm not sure. Yeah, good looking guy, Ritzena, charismatic, funny,

got a great laugh, knows about it, sure of the list of it. But like as another pundit you must see it walking and go, oh no. Yeah. Charisma is it the building. Well this is my question about Micah Richards, the two-year-old. I have thought the first reference with the name Micah Richard's, but obviously they've called this on Micah Richard's. Well, to be fair, Michael Richards has only really come back into the public consciousness in the last, was I, hey, 18 months on Sky Sports, but I think he's going to end up being one of the biggest pundits. So you might have a little Alan Hanson on your hands there in that house. Exactly. Anyway, in the bath the day before, I thought I'd rather share an uncomfortable thing I just, all I can think of is actual Michael at six foot two, writ tonk Micah Richards in a bath with Charlotte. Well picture this then, picture that throughout the story. In the bath a couple of days ago my son,

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Don't try and pretend yourself or for yourself it doesn't. Big dicks matter. Gosh, how have you been. I've been all right. I've written some things down. I've got a question for you, parenting question about potties. How do you dispose? I know you're living in a post-pottie universe. Oh yeah, it's post-pottie, post-nappy world for us, still mid-COVID. Yeah. How do you dispose of the turd in a potty? Because my method hasn't been good. Okay, what you're doing? Just scooping out of your hands, popping at your pocket? Yeah. W W spreading it on the garden. Waste not whatnot in this COVID universe. Um no. So what I do is I get the pot and I lift up

the lids on the toilet until it's all up right so it's all up and then I get the pot in and I turn it over and then bang it I bang it on the side of the, like inside the toilet okay so it's not going anywhere. It falls out but then obviously you've got some leftovers and then what I do with that is normally give that wipe with a wet wipe, put it in a bin and then a bit of wet tissue to get it completely done and a bit of a ring. Okay so I'm not far off the correct that's just what I do. Yeah, but I know what I discussed it with me so I've just been doing the old turnover. doing the old turnover and drop into the toilet. But yeah, that's it. The problem with that is, yesterday it really, because obviously you've got to aim it perfectly into the middle of the to the toilet as well. Yes, it. To avoid skid marks. It went in, there was a splash. Oh no. I got some the toilet water on my lip. Oh my God. Yeah, I am not avoiding skid marks. I skid marks are me a part of the procedure and they'll get cleaned off as well.

Right, right. And I think you, I think, for me, I've always avoided the water as much as possible. I would say it was one of the most harrowing experiences of my life. Oh my God, so what did you do? Well, I just kind of washed my face. That's horrible and especially it's a human, as much as you love your kids, a human shit, Josh. At the end of the day. I think around the bush here, mate.

I love them to pieces, but. Yeah, because the thing with a human shit, I suppose it does affect who it's come from. I mean, of course it affects who it comes from. Oh yeah, of course it affects it comes from. There's a glass ceiling with a the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, the. I the. I the. I theathea, thirty. I'm, theat, their, theat. I'm, theat, theat, their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, their. I's, their. I's, their. I's, their. I's, their. I is is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is a thin. I's, thin. I's a the. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. It's a th. I'm going. I'm going. It's. It's. It's. It's a th. It's. It's. It's a the thea. the the the thea. It's matter who it's come from like to a point it can never get great. No. I mean there's levels of acceptability to discuss. Yeah, but you know, like I think your kid is at the top of that glass ceiling. Yes. Yeah. I have to do the walk upstairs with the potty. I find that a grim walk when your character... Okay so you haven't got downstairs toilet. No. No. okay, so we've got a downstairs toilet, which makes it easier. Yeah. And what I'd say, yeah, the walk, the stairwell.

Walk upstairs, like you're carrying the Olympic flame. It's just like a kind of awful kind of holding it out in front of you. Oh wow, I've never had to deal with it upstairs. Well, wow, I've never that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's never that's never that's never that's never the that's never had the the that's never had the the to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes tooes to say I'd to say I'd to say I'd to say I'd to say I'd to say I'd to say I'd to say I'd to say I'd to say I'd to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooesa. tooesa. tooesa. tooesa.. Well, yeah, can't you get your daughters to go up the stairs to go to the toilet? No, she likes to do it in the kitchen. What? Yeah. In the kitchen? Well, not near the kitchenie, we Josh. Do you think? Well I think if... It's all the way upstairs Rob. I know

what, but if there was a toilet downstairs it wouldn't be even in question about the kitchen. No, no, but there isn't a toilet downstairs, Rob. It's a difficult one, is it? Because you've got basically at the start they're a bit ante so I know what you mean. You've got to try and get them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them into them into them into them into them into them into them into them into them them them them them them into them into them into them into them them them them them them them them them their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to toilet to toilet to to to to their's more my doing. What? Do you like shit in the kitchen? Do you know what Rob? Call me a man? If I was in on my own I wouldn't, I wouldn't turn it down. This has been a really coarse opening to the show, hasn't it really? Well, no, it's party time. It's a parenting podcast. Do you mean? All right Rob. I want you to give me the the the the the to me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me to to to to give me to give me to give me to give me to give me in to give me in to give me in to give me in to give me in to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to shit in to shit in to shit in to shit in to shit in to shit in to shit in to shit in to shit in to shit in to shit in to shit in to shit in to to shit in to to to to shit in to to to to to to shit in to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the kitchen the kitchen the kitchen the kitchen the kitchen the the the kitchen the the the the tooi., I want you to give me the, I want you to give me in order, if you could have a toilet installed in any room of your house that isn't the bathroom, where would you have it to have it to have it installed? Do you know what? Just for sheer't be in a toilet, I'd have it outside. Outside? Yeah. So that you can enjoy it in summer? I couldn't have a toilet just in the corner of a living room.

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Apart from the lip incident, how's your week been, Josh? It's been all right. Oh, we're going through quite a tax, I texted you about this, Rob. We're going through quite a tantrummy phase. Yes. So I'd say like 95% of life is great. Yeah, and the other other other other other other other other other 5 other 5 other 5 other 5 thapapapapapapapapapapap se that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's feels like an episode of supernanny. Yeah but that's a three-year-old is like that and that's exactly what we had of our three-year-old and then... I didn't realize this? Yeah, three-nanger is it? Is that what

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Hello. Sniffs. There's a got like hoop and a stick and books. And your poor kid goes in there and goes give me something plastic and Fisher Price immediately. And you have to come home with like a Rubik's Cube and they're upstead. Get down special industrial estate mate, right? My day I drove to Craford, we did a click and collect. You queue up outside. it's a really quick... Where is Craiford, Rob? South East London, Kent, Bexley Boulders, and then I drove to Belvedere to queue up for half an hour for a Starbucks.

What? In a drive-through? Have you been Belvedere? Now that is, you think Crafet is lively, Erif and Belvedere. I don't know whether you've started making places in Southeast London up to test me in the last few months. It's like the forgotten areas of Southeast London, like Thamesmead, Woolage, Ereth, Belvedere all around there. I know Woolage. I know not theyr.

Not Kent. It's a strange place really, but yeah, I did that if that was allowed though, because I don't know what the message is, you're allowed to leave a house for like essentials, but they filled up their pom-pom jars. So try as I'm concerned, if they don't get a toy now. That's more important than food for us in this house. I think what I struggle with with the tantrum is things that you know you you you that you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know are that you know are that you know are tho tho the thin that you know are the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's tho-I don't tho-I don't they're they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they're they're they're they're they're they're tho tho thooo-a tho-a' tho-a' tho-a' tho-a' they're they're they're they don't they don't they don't they don't theytantrum but you have to do them. There's certain toys. Do you know, have you got any friends that are like aggressive drunks? Have you just heard that places are listed? Of course I have you got any friends that aren't aggressive drunk? Because I find, so if we get the Duplo out, it's basically like giving alcohol to an aggressive drunk. Like you've got that feeling, it's very nice at the start but you know it's only going one way. This is going to end

in a huge, huge eruption of anger. Why do you go in in particular? Because she enjoys the duplow but she'll try and build something that is overly ambitious like a like and just won't balance and then she'll... That's in tow and it'll keep falling. Yeah. And then she'll get really angry at the situation. And there's nothing you can do because you can't go, you're not allowed to play, I'm banning you from Duke the ploak because it's bad for you psychologically. Okay, right, so it's like she's like, I know what happened, she'll have a great time building the tower, it'll fall over and it'll all kick off. Yeah, exactly. It's exactly like that. So you're, the first five minutes, you're thinking, well, this is fine at the moment, but

we all know what this is going to end up as. It's going to end up that she tries to build a large stair, I think it is harder when you've got one because it's so much pressure on the kid and you, like for example, like I think sometimes because like if they've got a sibling and the other one's kicking off, they can sit back and be like, I'm not in trouble. You know what I mean? That kind of thing. Whereas it's quite full on but she's still going to nursery or she's in another four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's, they. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. It's, their, th. It's, th. It's, their, they. It's, they. It's, there, they. It's, their, it's so, it's so, a week at nursery. Oh that's good but yeah that is hard but I think that's just they they want to do stuff and they can see older kids doing things but they can't quite do it yet and it sends them a bit it's it's the it's a skyscraping ambition isn't it that absolutely does them. Well what the total But she can't even build a fucking stairway. Pathetic. And she's still sitting in the kitchen.

She'll design houses with no toilets. Big kitchen there? Put it in place for a shit. Pardon? What's that? What's that? What's that? Should we discuss?

We should reference our Instagram, shouldn't we? And you briefly did it, but the success of the French model that works at my daughter's nursery. He's getting new followers, people are raving about him. Some absolute perverts that listen to this show though, like, desperately, where's the picture? Where's the picture? So we put up a picture of the balloons? A picture of the balloons, a picture of the balloons, some of the comments on that. This is not the photo we were waiting for, where is a French skateboarding model? This is not the photo we were waiting for, where's the French skateboarding model? We don't want the product, we want the producer.

They got him though and he's gone down an absolute storm. Surin, Sorren? I noticed that he, uh, one of the first things he's put on his Instagram since he went viral was himself doing some home gym topless. So he knows what the people want. He knows what they're after and he's giving it to him. Good on him. You know, it's a good guy. He's looking after your kid in the week.

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But yeah, when was told to Shield and it was quite vulnerable, it was like, it was all of a sudden, the news really matters, because it's quite depressing here in bad news anyway, but then if you're one. And the vaccine stuff's going all well. So yeah, we've sort of got into our groove now and hopefully we could just sort of chug along. And it's gonna be that February's a short month, in it.

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Yeah, the 13 minutes of snow were as excellent as I hurried around the garden scraping ice off a card and furniture to try and make an ice man in the strangest kind of quickest snow I've ever had in my life. We were at the playground and I'm not going to lie. The first time she went down the slide, I've never seen speeds like it. It was unbelievable. It was like cool runnings. It was unbelievable. There was an ice cream van as well, thrown, their to'nigh. Very hopeful, but there we go. I've been having ice creams outside on my walks. Have you?

Yeah, just to make my mouth feel different on a walk. To make your mouth feel different different feel different. What a weird way to describe eating. Well, I've realized, I love different, I love different, I get so bored, so I just love different, I just love different,

I just doing comedy, you go everywhere, all different places, it's always different. Yeah. So that's why I struggled. So I was like, well, how can I make this different? I'm going to eat an ice cream and listen to an iPod Nano from 2011. Wow, what ice cream did you go for Rob? I was just any old shit that's left in the freezer? Oh, you're not buying them? No, I didn't go to Salera. Do some emails and Instagram. Do some great Instagram. Do you have some great Instagram? You just go Instagram. Right, this is a couple of names or salty. What do you want?

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Hi, Rob and Josh, podcast helps me get through my 4 a.m. starts Sainsbrize and I enjoy it thoroughly. I was gonna say that is an early wake up, but that's actually a Little Jay Sainsbury's running around and a little orange-brown baby-growth. Anyway, it helps me get through my, that's an early start, but then you're done early, Kate, aren't you? And I enjoy it thoroughly, even though I have no kids, and to be honest, you have put me off having them. I don't know if you're still doing sorty or not sorry. second-hand sort is Rob, second-hand, second-hand. Being my partner walking through town in Newcastle, I was on tour up there, when we spotted a wild, Rob Beckett, we thought we would follow him.

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It depends on the distance they saw you from, unless they were hoping that, that, I might have to walk out of Newcastle for that. Joke, I'm joking Newcastle. I love you. Middlesbrough though, that is a lively, lively place. Anyway, so they're following me for a picture. He attracted the attention of another young couple and the lad turned and shouted, hey, it's Rob Beckett, Rob, ground to a hall and slowly take it around to give the most blood-curdling stare I have ever seen, right? Wow. Turn back and carried on walking. The boy turned to us and said, had we noticed it? And Rob was a dick.

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But the couple were not this, stayed on a mate sofa and they're going home they were still drunk so I was just like oh my god like you know when like there's drunk people shouted at you yeah I was looking I would call it a blood curd instead I was confused yeah and I would have had a photo okay you don't have to follow the to the told you don't have to follow the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to to just just just just just to just to just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. the the to to to to to to to to to to. to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the sorry. I don't think that's salty. When I supported Steve Merchant on tour, he, that said this was years ago, his rule is he wouldn't stop for anyone that shouted out. He'd happily do a photo or something, but he would never stop for people who shouted out.

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She's horrid. When she was sick, she held a child's legs up when they were on the monkey bars, so they fell and broke both their wrists. Because they wouldn't let her go first. The worst part, it was at school and I'm a teacher there. So this is Ella with a daughter Izzy. I get told of the time what her daughter did this. Yeah and she said it's because of the name Izzy. But she's she's dobbing in her own daughter. Yeah but she thinks she says it's the name not the person that does it. We need to get Izzi back on. No but that's a different Izzy that's why isn't it. Tis that's. T that's. That's. That's. that's. that's. that's that's why. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi's the the thi. thi's thy. thy. thy. thy. thy. She's is is is is is thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's. Yeah. S. S. Yeah. S. S. S. Yeah. Yeah. S. S. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. I. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's she said I get told all the time what a darling son I've got who's 10, he's a complete angel. Where did it go wrong with Izzy? I blame my

husband as he chose her name. For the last six months we've chose her bell to see if this rectifies her behavior. It has and now she's nice. What? I can't believe she's claiming, it's a name Izzy. So, you know, if you are, if you are, if you are are, if you are, if you are, if you are, if you are, if you are, if you are, if you are, if you are, if you are, if you are, if you are, if you th, if you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, if you, if you're, if you're, if you, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th th. th th th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi So, you know, if you're out there and if you are, if you know an Izzy that's a bitch, let us know, if you are an Izzy and you're not being a bitch, let us know. We need to put it as a bed or are there any other names that you associate with Bad? Maybe it's the name. Maybe it's the name. Maybe it's the name. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's interesting. I. I. I. I. I. It's interesting. I. I. I's interesting. I's interesting. I's interesting. I's interesting. I's interesting. I's interesting. I's interesting. I's interesting. I's interesting. I's interesting. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's interesting. I's interesting. I's interesting. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. th. th. It's th. th. the that. the that. It's the the the this, but the moment they changed the name to Bell, she changed personality. I'm just saying, look, if there's three people in front of you, Isabel, Isy and Bell, I'm going Isabel Bell, then Izzy.

On first instincts, on gut instincts on the names. their gut instincts on the names. Yeah, I don't know. are associated with people. I like the name Izzy. But is that because I like people that are bad for me, Rob? You do like a bad girl, don't you? I do like a bad girl. Just can't help it. Net tattoos, motorbikes all the time. Are you sitting in the sidecar,

or, or she let you on the back? I see. I get the tide car. And occasionally occasionally occasionally occasionally occasionally occasionally occasionally occasionally occasionally. You look like a little Jolux dog in a sidecar with your hair. Yeah, but I'd look like, I wanted to gromm it. That's what it would look like. Yeah, anyway, so that's a mum of an Izzy saying that it's the name, not the girl. Okay, that's interesting. Take from that what you will. That's a different take on it.

I've got a couple more here. it was like a trial and I didn't get asked back so make of that what you will. I love that they've just asked for extra information on an old story and also if you didn't hear that episode there's a lot more questions being left open there about what the job with the dog shit shoes was than the new answer there. It was a it was a comment it was a writing job for a sort of corporate company which yeah it did not go well. Oh, this is a nice one. This is from, I'll keep it anonymous. I think they won it anonymous. Hi guys, just wanted to thank you for the Paddy McGinn to this episode. Absolutely love the podcast, but as a father of a four-year-old of autism, I often feel

left out of parenting norms, and that's become a big part of my life.... on and hopefully Christine and maybe more a typical parents in the future would really make me smile. Yeah, we'll definitely try and get Christine on it. It's good to... I think that's really... But we've got a similar email, Rob. I just want to say, this is from Lauren Green. I just want to say thank you for the episode of Paddy McGuiness. I'm 21 and and autistic and it's so, so lovely to hear to heartalk so excitedly and lovingly about their autistic kids. Oh, nice. I really loved hearing Paddy talk about his kids. They seem brilliant. I just want to say thank you for hosting a really amazing parent and showing that autism isn't this dark cloud over a family that many people portray it as.

All the best, Lauren. That's, well, that's very lovely. I mean, it really undermines our next message, which is about the delivery radius of Just Eat and Deliveroo that you want increased, Josh. Yeah, we've done it in the wrong order, haven't we? We should have finished with the nice bit? But instead we're now moving back into my Delivero radius idea, which I do think is one of my great ideas. Yeah, so explain your radius idea, idea Josh? That you on Delivero or Justy or Uber Eats or whatever app you use to order takeaway you should be able to pay maybe five pounds extra to increase the radius of restaurants that you can order from. Yes well we've got this here from M hire both so I asked my flatmate who's a software engineer for just

about the increasing radius idea. She told me in the case of Justy is actually the restaurants that control how far they deliver to, not a radius cap from the house. So perhaps if you petition your favorite restaurants outside your catchment, you can get them to deliver to you, you can get them to deliver to. Love the podcast. Well, I think that this needs to be a just eat deliverer led initiative. We can't petition each individual country. I

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Here's a question. Would I be annoyed if just just tha thi the thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeateateateateate thi. theate thi thi thi thi thi that's thi that's to do anything with it. No, you can't, you can't start a company that just increases radiuses. I don't think there's a profit in it. I think I think you'd have to be really, you know, you need the infrastructure around it in order to implement your idea. So I think, I just think you need to let that go and not follow it legally. Okay, I'm not going to follow up. It's yours to have deliver, Ruggiero Just Eat and Uber eats. Lovely, yeah, but let them get on with it. You've got the emails, Josh, or do you want another Instagram? Yes, I have got emails. Right. So, what was the email that stuck with you the most last week, Rob?

It's probably the email that stuck with me the most um, didn't know she was pregnant? Yes. This is for Amy Jordan. Just listen to your later step about the lady who didn't know she was pregnant until she was giving birth. I used to think this was absolutely insane and unbelievable until it almost happened to me. Let me break it down and try to explain how I never noticed. Basically, I was really shit at remembering to take the pill daily. So the doc suggested suggested to sss ss ss ss saged the the the the to take the pill daily so the doc suggested a depot injection you have it once every three months and can forget about in between and on it you don't have periods at all so question one

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I know you joke about being psychosomatic but I'm sure some of it is. Once I find out I was pregnant. I absolutely ballooned and within a week or to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their belly their belly their belly their belly. I. I get the. I get the. I the. I tea. I tea. te. te. te. thea. I the. I the. I the. I their but I'm sure some of it is. Once I'd find out I was pregnant, I absolutely ballooned and within a week or two I had a massive bump in the end, but before that you wouldn't have known. It was like my body relaxed into it or something. I can't believe that I threw that out there and someone's come out of an even more insane theory that their body exploded. She could only th, she could only tell you what she experienced Rob. Oh, exactly. I'm not calling her a liar, you know, but this is also a person that keeps forgetting to take the pill, keeps forgetting to get the injection

and renamed the year the year of Nora virus, which I've never heard off. No. So you've got to take you a pinch of a pinch of salt. in my belly for weeks before I even knew. But it just felt like butterflies, and since I've struggled badly with anxiety as a kid, still have occasional bouts as an adult, I thought they were nervous anxiety butterflies like when I was younger. I ended up finding out when I started being sick again and ended up going to A&E on Friday night since I couldn't even keep water down,

and my doctors are closed for the weekend. A blood test confirmed it. I. I. I. I I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and their, I, I, I, I was their, I was their, I was their, I was tho, the the the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. I was, th. I was, th.... I was, the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, th. th. th. the, tho, tho, the, the, the, thean, thean, thean, thatean, thoan, tooan, thoan, thoan, thoan, thoan, thoan, thoan, test confirmed it. I just started the summer holidays at the end of my second year of uni. He was born in the August three weeks before my 21st birthday. Imagine how dry that year's celebrations were. Oh my. So she has to do. So she has to do. the final year of uni for one year old. I was back at Union September. The How was your holiday? What did you do? Well actually I ended up having a baby chat was quite wild. Oh, my God. He'll be eight this year. Oh, lovely. He is the sunshine to every day, but he does talk endlessly and early lockdown. I even bought earplugs, so I subtly didn't have to listen to him anymore. He thinks it's a hilarious joke, but I legitimately left a bad amortism review because they didn't drown him out well enough. Oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. that's thue. that's thiue. that's thiol, thiouzy. thi. thi. thi. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toean. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th yeah so she could have she could have been in that if

she hadn't gone to that hospital she could have been in labor not known. Isn't that mad though right? Yeah I'd love more story like I could read those kind of story like I know it's the same story again and again I'd happily hear other people's experiences of not realizing you're pregnant because it is astonishing. It does happen. I wonder how it affected her exams having a child. Well also presumably she'd signed up to go back into a house share. Yeah. Guys, just one thing. Imagine how annoyed you'd be if you were someone else in the house share. You couldn't say anything. Be fair, a baby would probably keep the same hours as a house share at Union. Oh my word. So there we go. We also want to say a big thank you for the charity,

Trussle Trust fundraiser we've done. We've raised like over 20 grand Josh. That's amazing. Genuinely brilliant. Thank you to our listeners. The links on the links in the description of this podcast. But yeah, we've raised 23,244, but we're going to shut it down probably by the end of the week. So do go on and donate. Yeah, because we put a aim of 50 grand on there. I don't think we'll hit that. But if we can try and get and get and get and get and get and get and get and get and get and get and get and get and get and get and get and get to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their I don't think we'll hit that, but if we can try and get to 25 grand, that'd be great. But it's your last chance to donate before we send the money over to the charity. We are driving you, you know, with with podcasts and pictures of hot Frenchmen.

Exactly. So just, you know, it's sort of like a it's really nice to all club together and raise so much money for charity. Cheers guys. I'll tell you what we'll wrap this up now but on Friday we'll go through our text exchange when you got drunk after last leg. So drunk drunk. We'll play the voice memo it doesn't make any sense. Did I do a voice memo? Yes. We'll play it on Friday. but it's very funny. Look forward to that. Thanks, you listening guys and make sure you send in any correspondence. We're getting through it now. We've got it, we're a bit more professional, we've collating it, aren't we, Josh? Yeah, I, I, I, we are more professional and also. We've got Google Doc. Look, the whole thing is, it is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, the the the the the the the thi. the thi. the the the the the th. the th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. realizing it, you'll go straight to the top of the pile though.

Thanks to listening. See you later. Bye!