Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S02 EP7: Paloma Faith

Episode Date: February 12, 2021

ROB BECKETT & JOSH WIDDICOMBE'S 'LOCKDOWN PARENTING HELL' S02 EP7: Paloma Faith Joining us in the studio this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) during the lockdown and beyond is the brilliant singer and actress, Paloma Faith.Enjoy. Rate and Review. Thanks. xxx Paloma's new album 'Infinite Things' is available now and her new documentary is on the BBC on the 27th March:Paloma Faith has sold well over a million albums, had number ones all over the world, headlined Glastonbury, and sung to tens of thousands every week, but now, she is taking on her toughest challenge yet - having a baby. With unlimited access to Paloma as a woman, a mother, and an international pop-star in the public eye, this film follows Paloma on an emotional journey, as she balances the demands of a vital make-or-break tour with writing a new album, launching an acting career, and being a first-time mum. Filmed throughout 2019, the film observes Paloma’s life, both front and backstage, in the midst of a pivotal year in her career. It features appearances and contributions from Rag’n’Bone Man, Ty Taylor, and Jonas Blue as well as her band, management, and family members. We see her struggling with choices every mum will be familiar with, whilst embarking on enormous career challenges in a cut-throat business. Paloma not only returns to work after having her baby but also to huge expectations to break Australia and America. At every turn, we ask ‘Will Paloma pull it off?’ and although she ultimately looks successful, she is tested to the limit in doing so.If you want to get in touch with the show here's how:EMAIL: [e-mail]: @lockdownparent INSTAGRAM: @lockdown_parentingA 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hello, I'm Josh Riddickham. And I'm Robb. Welcome to Lockdown Parenting Hell. The show in which Rob and I discuss what it's like to be a parent during lockdown, which I would say can be a little tricky. So in an effort to make some kind of sense of the current situation. And to make me feel better about my increasingly terrible parenting skills. Each episode will be chatting to a famous parent about how well they're coping. Or hopefully not. And we will be hearing from you the listener with your tales of lockdown parenting woe. Because let's be honest, none of us know what we're doing.

Hello, you are listening to lockdown parenting hell with... You say Rob Beckett and Baby. Josh Whitakum. Josh Logan. Whitacom. Whitacom. Good job. Lovely stuff. I like that one Josh. Yes. Hi Robin Josh. My name is Laura. This is my son Teddy who will be four in April.

Possibly be spending another birthday in lockdown. Teddy was diagnosed with autism when his third birthday last year and was completely non-verbal. He then started. Yeah that's mad isn't it? What a progress? He started at his specialist nursery place in September. He's come on so much loves anything to do with numbers and knows if he presses 608 on the Sky Remote, see BBs will appear. Wow, that's all you need. Wow, that's all you need.

The podcast kept me saying throughout looking after Teddy homeschooling my 13 year old, working from home as a travel agent through this shit show, thank you both, Laura. Oh, travel agent must be hard work. Oh, the ripping. Oh, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th.vel agent in COVID. Oh my lord. Yeah, I mean you're all the welcome to rebook that mate but you're going to end up in prison for 10 years so good luck with it. And that's amazing though that Teddy that's very impressive to go from non-verbal in a year to featuring now now broadcast it's a nation. To the nation. On we should say Josh I know you don't like to brag, but I do. The number one, the number one podcast in the country this week, because Louis Faroo didn't have an episode, but forget that. Forget that he didn't put an episode out, but out of all the episodes that are out, we

were number one. So well done, Teddy. the year you have been on the number one podcast. Love it. I had to have speech therapy as a to be. So, so, so, so, to, to, to, to, to be, to, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, tho, tho, too, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, tho, tho, th't speak at one point, there is always progress to be made. So well done, Teddy. There's such thing as too much progress, Rob. Some would argue I had too much therapy. If anything, I need to regress. Um, thank you very much, yeah. Yeah, thank you.

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disinfect the entire booth so it's saying yeah but I go in there and it's so small and it's sinks so much anti-back and then I do voiceover of Joey Essex and Way Linneka and when I come out I feel like I've been on drugs. Really experienced that. Yeah I don't know if that's the anti-back I think that's just pure uncut linaica. Uncut lina. But yeah I'm feeling good it's been a decent week to be fair after a couple of difficult ones so yeah I'm good I'm good I'm good. to thi thrown. I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm not a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the thi. th the thi. the the the thi. thi. the the that have sent the house into turmoil, but morale-wise overall, we're good. How about you? Good. Yeah, good. We've got a snowman, which was much more stressful than, because she's at that age where, you know, they picture something and then they want it to happen, and then it kind of doesn't happen exactly as they want so it stresses them out. I'd thi th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thoooooomo tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. theeeee. toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. We're tho. the. them out. I'd say it became, making the snowman became an exercise in getting a photo that in years will make us think we had a better time than we did. Yeah, so what was your issues with the snowman build? Because I find with any snowman, it's only me on my own

in the cold finishing off the snowman, which sounds much more sexual than I needed. Yeah, I mean, that's a very different cartoon for Christmas Eve. What's that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. th. th. th th th th tho tho tho tho th th the the the the the the the th th th th th. th. th. th th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th so th so th so th so th so the the the the the an the an the an the an the an thee an theee an theee an thee an thi thi thi thi thi cartoon for Christmas Eve. What's that doing out there? I was just wanking off Olaf. He always does it. They never, they never really contribute. They just want the snowman there. They don't really properly. Yeah, and I just think she's got very specific design specifications, you know. Okay, what's she after? Well, you know, the eye to the eye fell out and that annoyed her rather than making, I think, but I just part of the back in the hole for God's sake, you know, it's not that big a deal, come on mate. Let's move on from this. That stuff like that, you know, oh, the head's too big, oh, the body's not round enough, that kind of stuff.

Oh my God,'s like how I imagine being on location when they were directing on a Neil Buchanan's art attacks. Do you know what I mean? Right, so because I think we have a different approach this, so how, if you're doing it and then your talk keeps going, no, but I don't want it like this, how are you approaching that conversation? Do you try and like negotiate or do you redo it or do you just go, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, because, thi, because, because, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, best I can do? Well often the problem is I wouldn't go oh okay I'll try and I'll try and make the head bigger or whatever because you just can't because often the things are so unrealisticly ambitious that you can't do much about it really. Well I just go you do it then all right? Do you do it then? And then they really like no because they can't either and then they sort come they to they they to to they they they to they to they they they to they they to they they they they to they to to their they they to to to their their to to to their their their their their their tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thoooooooooooooooo. the. the. thoooo. the. tho. the. the. the like, no, because they can't either. And then we sort of come to a mutual understanding that that is not possible.

All right, then go and then, go and you do that, then I want that stick going in there. It won't, it will, all right, then you do it. That's a good way of doing it, Rob. Yeah, but I suppose that are my grown-up mates. Yeah, yeah. Which Luke says something because there's a bad I didn't want to be that parent's like oh we can do a little snowman and all like could you could you voice but there's an area between the. I'm just a the area between the two. Yes I understand yeah no I'll be honest with you I was just imagining you you and your daughter starting a building firm and it was

really I was really enjoying the image. Yeah well I did do something wrong really that it was a bad bit of parenting that I did so the eldest went behind the youngest and started just throwing snow on the youngest sown stuff on the youngest head don't I love that but I can see the little glint in a that she that she the the the the the the old the old the young the young the young the young the young the youngest the youngest the youngest the youngest the youngest the oldest the oldest the oldest the oldest the oldest the oldest the oldest is the oldest the oldest the oldest. so so so old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. the youngest. the youngest. the youngest. so. so. so little little little little little little little little little little little little little. so. so. so. so. so. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, the the the the the. the. I. the. I. I'm. I'm. the. I'm. I the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the pencil shot. She loves their stuff on the youngest head don't. I can see the little glint in her on that she knew this was a bit naughty and was going to get wet and then obviously loads of snow went down the youngest neck and she was really cold and started crying. So I went out with no you mustn't do that and then I took eye for an eye and I immediately regretted it, but I didn't like smash a snowball in a face. I just got a little bit and sprinkled on it very, very, it was very like, it wasn't aggressive

or like, it was just a little bit on a neck to so you can feel the cold there. And then I get to a situation where she's really crying and now I've got to apologize when I didn't even need to apologize in the beginning So then I had to apologize and she apologized to the youngest but then I just walked in and Louis went? What was that? Like Russian dolls of apologizing really isn't it? Yeah, it was bad? Did Lou then do it? Did Lou then do it? to Lou? there. to theyrtle. to? to do. to do. to do. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to apologize. to to apologize. they. to apologize. to apologize. to apologize. to to apologize. to to to apologize. to to to to to to to to to to to apologize. to to to they. they. they. And she. And she. And she. And she. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. And then. the the to. the the the the the to. the the to. the the the they. the they. they. the to. the the to. the to. to. the the to. the they. I. I. I. I. I. I. look I've done that to Rob to show me you shouldn't do it you do me and then eventually it sort of spreads out COVID I think that's what a terrible way for to stop shielding as well I have to explain that I was tired I was tired I was like I was no that is not how you're thaunecloat that I was like that to the too the too to to to to to to to the to to the to to to the the the to to the the that that that that I I I I I I I I I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's not that's that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not that's that is that is that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is that is that is that is that is that is not that is that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not terrible. It was awful. That was back of the leaflet. But do you know what? The good thing about stuff like that, Rob, is that how swiftly you probably think, well, that's content for the podcast.

No, I felt bad actually at the beginning because that is not how you'd do it. But I just got really, she was, but she was, she had a little, little naughty looking at her the name Perry that's like, I was th..... And I I I I I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was th. And th. And th. the, I was, I was thi, I was thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how.. And, how, how, how. How. How. that, that, that, that, that, that's. that's. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, I needed to go more Philip Perry. I went a bit more Russian soldier. I was trying to think of a person with a surname Perry that's like a thug, but I couldn't. Perry Groves. Perry Groves. Bit more Philip Perry, bit less Perry Grove. Yeah. We should have all of our parenting on a scale from Philip a to Perry Grove to Ferry Grove to Perry to Ferry Grove to to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry to Perry toves to Philippa. Yeah. I don't know what Perry Grows is like at that. I don't want to, you know, Grow, it's a nice fire.

No, no, no, but I'm saying they're both great parents, but in different ways. Let's have it said. Perry Groves are Philipper Great Parents. Just for anyone that's with the putting the snow down the neck of your daughter. I was at secondary school and there was snow. So we were in like one of those porter cabins or whatever that they teach you in when they don't have enough rooms. And outside there was some kids and there was a teacher and obviously the teacher didn't realise anyone could see him and I saw him pick up a snowball and absolutely plant on the back of a head of a kid who he didn't like

and then just carry on as normal. The whole thing was unbelievable to watch. He was a PE teacher as well so it was hit with actually out the face. Oh they're always a bit noy. And you just saw him go this is my fucking chance to get revenge on this absolute little bastard. What, I can't think of anything worse than trying to make 40 kids play rugby. Oh mate, I can you imagine it? Even, I love sport, but I hated PE. I hated rugby was just, I used to run ahead of the ball so they couldn't pass to me. I'm not going back to university to be your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber 1 for students. It saves you on Uber and Uber eats.

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but I don't even think they're interested. No, and I think it's purely my daughter. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeea. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the think they're interested. No, I think it's purely my daughter. I reckon she's watched that first one 30 times. Why did she love it? Did she laugh? She just watched it once, loved it, and then she just keeps requesting it. And you're like, well, you know, it's pretty harmless fun. Yeah, it's justthe woods jumping puddles. Exactly, but she absolutely loves it. She can't get enough of it. You're, you're, I mean, you're producing content Rob for the three-year-old generation that is

underpassed. I'm a multi-channel, multi-generation content producer. What can I say? You've always said that? I've always said it. Do you want to see a puddle for a three-year-old go on my Instagram? You want to talk, you want to hear me talking about Wailinica? Go on E4, mate. You're basically Jason Manford meets Mr Tumble. That's who you are. That's who I am and that is the area I want to dominate. That's my heat map. That's your heat map. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. That's your. That's your. Right. That's your. Right. That's your that's your that's your that's your that's your heat map. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's your heat map. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the theat. theat. the. the. that in. That's not a second more or a second less. That's enough and it, Mike. No, it's just kind of, the way you didn't even, it was just so quick, it just made me laugh. I think we should keep that in. Right, we got put over faith this week, Josh, correct? Plus, plus, 18 minutes of loveless banter beforehand. that, it just made me laugh. I think we should keep that in. Right, we've got to pull over faith this week, Josh, correct? Plus, plus 18 minutes of loveless banter beforehand. I know I'm, I love our little chats, Josh. So do I can't believe that swiftly, I moved into that's enough, isn't it?

I clicked on my screen, saw 18. It feels like, you know like they did them behind the scenes documentaries of like mega star rappers or singers or divas and they're like, whoa come hello Mexico and they're out on stage giving it and they walk off stage and immediately burst into tears. That's enough and I don't need an uncalled do one let's get back to LA. Oh brilliant. Oh do you know what Rob we've got another minute out of it. Oh look at our content everywhere mate, even on slip-ups. Even on slip-ups. Right, over we got. Paloma Faith, great interview. She's, I think she's, I don't know if she's had her baby yet or she was, you know, really near to giving birth when we did the interview, heavily pregnant, in her studio at the basement of her house. She's incredible. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, th. thi. to, to, to, to, to, to, th. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. Oh, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. And, to. And, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. And, the. And, thea. And, thea. S. S. And, to thea. And, to thi. And, a documentary out in the 27th of March on BBC 1 or BBC 2,

I'm not too sure about her return to music. It's 2021 Rob. They said, get it on the I player, man. Catch up, download, re-engage. Watch it on the eye player, mate. Make sure you pay your license. And it's about her return to tour and music after having a child, but she's expecting child number two. And it's a very good interview Josh, you enjoy it?

Loved it, one of my favorites, really brilliant. Enjoy it! Hello Paloma Faye, thank you for coming on the show. Hello, that sounded like a proper old school radio presenter. Yeah, yeah, welcome to the show. It's almost daytime. That's what I'm going for. Hello! Hello. th. th th th th th th. th th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tue tue the tou tou tue the tou. the tou tooe to. too. too. too. too. too. to to to to. Welcome to the show. It's almost daytime. That's what I'm going for. Hello. Yeah, I'm the upbeat one. That's the thing. Josh does it a bit more cash, don't you, Josh. How would you have done it? I just said, um, hello, welcome to the podcast. How many fucking kids you got? That is quite a... Josh's general sort of state of being is underwhelmed. Yeah, it really is. So I work with Rob.

I think Rob could be one of our great radio on breakfast DJs. One of the great radio on breakfast DJs. Do you know what? I think I've still got time on 35. No, it's too late. Greg James is having a go. It's my age. That's a problem with being a radio on DJ, it's a ticking time bomb, isn't it? You just, you know you're getting moved on, it's just when.

Is it when you wear a boot cut gene? What is it that happens? You walk in one day and they go, no, he's lost it or she's lost it? We're wearing a mobile phone host host. Yeah, exactly. Is that when you you you your kids. And like, no, no kids here. So Paloma, what's your set up with children? What's going on in the world of Paloma faith? I've got one four-year-old and one that's very soon to come in my in utero. Yeah. So, oh, wow. Wow. That is as pregnant as you get before you have a baby, in it really. That was a visual, by the way. that that that that that that that that that that that that the. the. the. thoe. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. tho. tho. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. to to to thiolome. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. thoome. their thoooome. their by the way that wasn't that wasn't just us impressed with the with the

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They say they're excited, but I'm sort of sniggering because I'm like, you don't know what's coming? I keep saying to her, like I'm trying to sort of manage her expectations. Yeah, like I said, like this baby's gonna cry a lot and it will probably get on your nerves but I said but then we could just leave it with daddy and run away. Okay and she's she's like in on it she's totally like whispers it in my ear like if we don't like it can we run away and leave it with daddy. Now I'm like absolutely. I'm like you and me, Felma and Louise. Yeah go. Have you got a plan for like bringing

the baby back then like some people get present for the the older kid or anything like that or you just you know it's just the escape plan you've got? I bought the present. I thought it was a nice idea, but now that I've received the boxes, I'm not sure how that baby's going to have like held those boxes inside my stomach for the full turn. Yeah. You could say she picked it up on the way back to the house. That's a good point. All the shops are shut, Josh. All the shots are shut. These kids are silly. All the shops are shut. Unless you get them something from like, Sagebrews.

I'll say she only had a credit card in there and she just did it online. Yeah. Yeah. Is your four-year-old in school or nursery? She isn't, she's been in nursery since she was 11 months old, but she's not at the moment because I'm shielding and I'm, I'd say I'm on the spectrum of like quite anxious about getting COVID. Yeah, especially when you're pregnant.

I saw on your Instagram as well, you said that you felt you went to the part of your four-year-old and you found it quite, it was quite stressful and people coming up to you and stuff because when you are in the public eye and you go outside people will be excited to see you go oh hey Paloma but in a pandemic it's not it's not ideal really when you're expecting. Yeah now I was really stressed also obviously I'm emotional like because I'm full of hormones so everything makes me cry so I was like a bit tearful I'm not a pregnant hormonal woman as as you may have noticed, but I'm finding this whole thing exhausting. Like it's so stressful. We've got your kids, you don't know if you're doing the right thing. They say nurseries are open, but you don't feel like you should send them,

or if that's the, and then you're worried that it's going to stop the development, but it probably feels the same as you, Paloma, but what people love about you is that you will say it. You know, I think a lot of people are feeling that way. We've spoken about it privately, Josh, to each other about like days where you just can't cope and it's all too much and it's difficult. But I think that by saying it, people really those everyone has those days it's so hard just to get through one day isn't it the news is horrific. Yeah and I you just touched on something there that I think's interesting about how you're always as a parent I think it goes beyond like the COVID thing you're always trying to sort of think oh what's the best thing for my child and quite often there's no kind kind a like th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th like like like like like like like like like like like th like like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like th like that that thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to thi to to thi to theeee. thee. theeee. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. th, oh what's the best thing for my child? And quite often there's no kind of clear-cut obvious decision. So you're like thinking, oh well on one hand

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Yeah, I think I was, I struggled with reading, I had to go to special reading classes, but they just brought out a bigger book. Is that why you're so loud, Rob? Because it's like everything you've read is massive. It's all in caps. I just think, well, when you look at Scandinavian countries they don't actually start school until they're about six or seven so we're already you know it's a bit much and then my mom was a teacher and she's just like I never

worried I just knew you'd do it in your own time and then I did and I left school with all A stars. That's one of the similarities with Rob and Paloma. Yeah, very much so. But I do think though, there's definitely a weird sort of competitive thing with kids when they're about four or five and they just started to learn to read and write. It's a weird like how well my old kid writes kind of energy. But let me say, the kids aren't aware of it. it like my eldest has started school this year. She, she, as far as she concerned, in January, everyone just does homeschooling for three months. She doesn't, she's never experienced school before. So she doesn't know. So I definitely think they're much harder than we realize. It's all like the mid-30

year olds that are trying to bring up kids and go to work, they're falling apart. They're all They're all projecting their own sad. They're all all all all all all all their their th. They're all th. They're all th. They're all th. They're all th. They're all th. They're all th. They're all projecting their own sadness. It's like, oh, it breaks your heart for them, doesn't it? It's like, actually break my heart for me. Yeah. Even though you literally just described me, that's fine. I still, it's like, it's like when someone comes up to you with a newborn or they do me and go, can I, can you do a picture of the baby? And you're like, what's the baby of fan? And they're like, oh, she'll love it when she's a bit bigger. I'm like, oh, don't really know how my career's going to go,

so maybe she'll be pissed off. Yeah, exactly. Also, that's a good thing. If you haven't, if any of us ever get canceled for something horrific, at least you'll know, the baby. Why did you let her hold hold tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th You know that racist guy? Why did he let her hold me? The things she's done. Irresponsible parenting. So is your youngest you to go to school then next next next September? September yeah, it happens. Let's face it, oh T-Bos is really Tori Boris, that's what I call him. T-Bos. He's really dragging it out, isn't he? He's loving it. He's really

enjoying it, relaxing into it. My moment, people watching me on the tele every evening. How can we long all this out a bit more? Do you, have you been working? You have been working, you've recorded an album in lockdown, haven't you? The first lockdown, yeah. The first lockdown, what was that like with a four-year-old in the house? The first lockdown, we do sort of, I'm quite lucky because I still live in East London. My mom lives here so I can drop her off at hers.

Ah good yeah. But I did quite a lot of it after she'd gone to bed so I wasn't pregnant then so I wasn't tired. I'd do like day mum and then put her to sleep and then record my album into the night. Oh wow. That sounds very sort of romanticizedized, isn't it? That's really cool. Yeah, that's really cool anymore. Now I put her to bed and I go, oh, and then I sort of waddle to the bed myself. And then I just go to sleep for about two hours, and then I wee and then I go for another two and then I will. And then I go for my life at the moment. That's a the thing thing thing th a th a th a thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. That's thi. though. thi. thi. thi. thoomomomoomoomom. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thu. thu. thu. thu. th. th. th. th. th. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. th. That's. That's th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. that's to. to. to. to. that's to. to. to. that's to. to. to. thoooooooooooooooo. the., yeah, and then I go through. That's my life at the moment. That's the thing, isn't it, like, when the baby's due to come and they're so tiring having a newborn,

but it's not as if like you've had nine months of chilled sleep leading up to it, is it? You slowly get less and then it just for the 174th time. A true. So what's the four-year-old sleeping like now? What kind of shift she on? It's really good. We've done this brilliant thing that I actually was at my wits ten because I was a bit like, how the hell am I going to handle this, the fact that my four-year-old gets in my bed in the middle of the night and starfishes with a newborn as well, it's not going to work, so I thought I've got to nip it in the bud soon

and I do this thing now. This is a bit of proper parenting advice. Oh yes, please. So it works on a four-year-old because obviously when you sleep trained a baby they can't talk but a four-year-old can just get out of bed and walk in and go, mom and have a biscuit and you're like what? As if you're not asleep they talk you if you're not asleep? What's that? It's just like no empathy at to what am I talking? Anyway so what we do now is we go into the bedroom, do like two stories, say goodnight, and then everything they ask for is like you've got to divert to the morning, so you have to say, yeah, in the morning we'll do that or whatever. So you do all that, you say good night, and then they say, then the first night she was like, mom, I don't want to go, because the thing was, was we were sitting in her room to help her go to sleep, which is why she was coming to find us in the middle of the night, because she thought she couldn't do it on her own.

So you have to take them to go to sleep by themselves at the beginning, So to do that, she's like, mom, I'm hungry. And it's like, in the morning, we're going to have the best, biggest breakfast. Mom, can we have one more cuddle? In the morning, I'm going to cuddle you so much, all like that. And then you say, I'm going to go out of my room, and all you've got to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do the the the the, the the, to do the the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the best. the best. the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. together. together, together, together, together, together, together, today, together, today, the today, the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. you've got to do is stay in bed and if when I check on you you've stayed in bed you get like a bead in the jar, there's a little empty jar on her counter and then I go the first night I did like two minutes and then I went in and I was like well done put a bead in I said I'm going to come and check on you again and then you keep doing it and you extend the amount of time that it the amount the amount the amount the amount th of th of th of th of th of th of th th of th. the amount of the amount of th. th. the amount of th. It the amount of th. It th. It's the amount. It's th. It's the thi. It's thi. It's the the the thi. It's thi. I'm to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of the. I te. I tean. tean. tea' tea'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'er. te. the the the the the it takes by which time the third fourth time they're asleep anyway. Yeah wow that's a great technique. Yeah and then you fit when the jars full after like three four days then you

they get a prize from the prize box which age three or four is like a bit of old sweet rapper. Yeah. Rolled up Tim Foil into a ball. There you go. Like a cat, have that? Yeah. It's a feather on a string. She had like little bubbles or like a little notebook or, you know, something or a toy that they don't play with very much anymore.

It's not already theirs. And then eventually it took three days, because said to her like all you have to do is stay in your bed so if you wake up you call me so it's a bit annoying because they do wake up still but you just got to keep them in their bed and then after three days she just didn't wake up anymore. Wow. Oh brilliant. Are you still doing the beads in the draft? I only do it one a night whereas before I was doing like five chet. Yeah, it takes like three weeks or something to fill it up. So she sort of gets a surprise but it takes longer. Yeah. That's insane what humans have to do with their offspring. You can see like a giraffe bangs out a a giraffe, bangs out a little baby giraffe, and it just walks off. It's walking and eating leaves for a weawea.

Yeah, and I doubt a giraffe, so I thought, oh, I wonder if my giraffe's gonna go asleep tonight. I really need to work on my giraffe prize box, because there's some really disappointing leaves in there. It's not enticing. I the giraffe, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I thured, I, I'd thured, I'd thured, I'd thicked, I'd thicked, I'd thicked, I'd thicked, I'd that out, I'd tho, I'd tho, I'd that out, I'd th out, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I'd that, I, I, I, I'd that, I, I, I, I'd thout, I'd thout, I'd thout, I'd thout, I'd that-I'd that-I'd that-I'd that-a, I'd that-in't that-a, that-a, thoanan't thoan't thoan't thattoo, thattoo, that's thateateating, th can just play this by ear. Yeah, yeah, yeah, show what? I reckon we'll be all right. Paloma, you've been quite open as well about your problems with conceiving the second child. Yeah. And so you've had quite a lot of rounds of IVF, is that right? Which was great because I didn't really want to have sex with my partner anymore. Having children with someone's quite eternal.

Yeah, they're really. I'm only joking. He's very hot. I can't wait to Google Image search him as soon as this interview ends and I'll uh. He's very, very attractive. Yeah, but it was harder this time because the last time we had problems, it was something on his side and then because of the traumatic birth I had, I was sort of carved up a bit, ugh. It was both, because it was all a bit dingy. So. Anyway, now we've mentioned my vagina. I'd just like to just point out that I do have

an album out called The Infinite Things. It seems like the perfect time. Did you, because we have a lot of people talking about IVF and like the the wanking room essentially. So did your husband have, your partner have to go into the little wanking room? Well yeah he did. Apparently when I woke up the first time we did it for our first child. Apparently I was so delirious on like the anesthetic when I woke up that I actually said to him, were they playing Marvin Gay in the wank room? I don't have any recollection of saying it.

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Yeah. Is it a stressful experience other than that? Or is it, like, what does it feel like to go through that process? As you might be able to tell, not much makes me very serious. I, um, I'd say it could be stressful for some people and it's a little bit stressful thinking, oh will it or won't it work, but I'm sort of feel really lucky that I've got the career that I've got and I'm always busy because when they talk about the thing, so the most stressful bits really, after they put the embryo in you, you have to wait and they call it

the two week wait before you do a test and during that time a lot of people sort of take time off work or whatever is sit around pacing the floor and I just get on with life so I feel like you know for yourself like what your boundaries are and I actually knew that I'd had enough after free goes and then this second lockdown are and I actually knew that I'd had enough after free goes and then this second lockdown happened and I thought what else am I going to do? Yeah. I'll have another go and then it worked. Oh brilliant yeah. I don't know stress yeah but do they tell you is there anything in that two

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Yeah. Because you can't, I mean, there's only so many times you can watch it. But in terms of shows, we now like, it was a massive period of time of Port Patrol and it did my head in. Yeah, that is a tough one. That's a tough right. I'm just like, I'm really glad that I'm out of the other side of that. Yeah. And now we're into Gabby's Dolls house. Oh, what's that? Yeah, mine likes Gabby. Is that on Netflix? Yeah. And it's like a actual person, little girl. the the tol tip. tip. the tip. tip. tip. tip. time. time. time. the time. time. time. time. the time. time. time. the time. the time time time time time time the time time time time the the the time time time time time time time time time time time time time time the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. time. time. time. time. time. time. It's time. It's ti. It's the ti. It's the the the the ti. It's that? Yeah, mine likes Gabby. Is that on Netflix? Yeah, Netflix. And it's like an actual person, little girl, you're talking about. And then you drink down into a cartoon. Yeah, that's like, yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, I've seen that. I mean, poor patrol, it's almost like, when I'm, I talking about awful like kids' TV shows that your kids like. I imagine. I imagine. I imagine. I imagine. I imagine. I imagine. I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I imagine, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm imagine, I'm imagine, I'm imagine, I'm imagine, I'm like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll like, I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll like, I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. And I'll like, I'll like, I'll th. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'll th weed stage. We're smoking a lot of weed, but hopefully, you know, they'll move on, they'll get off here and that kind of stuff. So it's like, we prefer that they just do it around to ours because it feels safe. Yeah. Hey guys, you want to watch some poor patrol.

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With all the tell. But we're not, we're just trying to, because now the eldest is doing some actual home schooling. She has some lessons because she started school. The youngest is a bit jealous because she's not getting that interaction and stuff. So we get to a point where also, also I don't, it's not good. Their whole point of the first year of school is sort of interaction stuff but the school's been pretty good because it's been so raining and it was quite nice weather today. They went, well it's quite nice today so what we're going to suggest that we do all this phonics and stuff in the morning but after their outdoor learning where you can go to the park oracher so they can see what they've done if they're handwriting and stuff and then they send back some sort of notes

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Yeah, fuck it! Yeah. So, yeah, so I try and do little projects and we made the coral reef in a jar. Oh, to be fair, you're doing exactly what my five-year-olds doing, where they do sounds and they do different drawings and stuff like that. So you're pretty much doing homeschooling already, so the kids can be flying. Oh, good. Nailing it. But next week I've decided, and this is a big one for me, that I'm going to do a week about being kind. Yeah? Nice. Because the other day, the cleaner was there and she said like something about the coral reef, like, you should add the

turn. And she went, don't tell me what to do. And I was like, I looked at her and I went don't you ever let me hear you talk to her like that again and she's just melted down crying like buckets. I took her out the room and I was like you cannot speak to grownups like that. And then he was like but then she said to me once she'd sort herself together. But I didn't know why that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that that that that that that that that that to that that th. And I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that and I that and I that. And I th. And I their and I their their their their their their their their their tho. And I was they. And I was they. And I they. And I they. And I they. And I went. And I went. they. And I went. And I went. And I went. And I was like. And I was like. And I was like, you cannot speak to grown-ups like that. And then he was like, but then she said to me, once she'd sort of got herself together, but I didn't know why that was rude. Can you tell me why that's rude? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. And now I'm like, okay, we're gonna do a week on that. It can't explain there, isn't that, that are kind of difficult to communicate. Why is it rude? And she was sort of doing a funny face, so I don't think she meant it like truthfully. She was sort of like acting a little character. Yeah. Well, yeah.

Well, I suppose if she's like, you know, the way you are always messing around and the way you delivering that could be quite funny because it's done in a certain way. I don't know I've got this major paranoia that people will think like okay Paloma Faye pop star in the public eye her kids are going to be brats. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to go well they're probably rude, entitled, whatever. So I'm sort of overly on her about it all the time, so I want people to go, oh, do you know what? He's done a really good job with them. That's some sort of East Enders deleted soon.

Just like, oh, they said said please and thank you. Like any normal human being should. Cut to 20 years time when they win a Brit Award and they go, thank you so much, please thank you for my award, thank you. I'm like, subservient, shaking up down the stairs. Thank you so much. What I was like. Yeah, when they're on your radio one show Rob, they'll be really polite when you invite him in.

We need 120. Yeah, I'm there. Forty Stone, three divorces. Welcome to Radio One. Time for Newsbeat. Rob, you always like to end with the same question. The final question, Poloma is is there something that your partner does parenting wise that really annoys you but you can't say it to them without it turn into a big row but it's a fair point and if they listen to this they would go right I think she's right you know and would maybe take it on but if you did bring it up after bedtime it could it could escalate.

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A last leg or something. No. And then, if I do that with her, like let her watch poor patrol, whatever that we hate. He's just like, this is not productive. And you're basically letting her her, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to th. to to to the to to to the to to their to to watch their, tel, tel, tel, tel, tel, tel, tel, tel, tel, tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. tel. I watch, tel. I watch, tel. I watch, tel. I watch, tel. I watch, tel. I watch, tel. I watch, tel. I tel. I tel. I tel. I tel. I tel. I tel. I tel. I, tel. I tel. I tel. I tel. I tel. I tel. I'm, tel. I'm, tel. I'm, tel. I'm, tel. I'm, tel. I'm, tel. I tel. I tell. I tell. I's just like there is this is not productive and you're basically letting her feel her mind with terrible influences especially if it's like something really pink and girly because we're not really into that. Yeah. But I'm like but the moment that I suddenly start censoring pink and girly things, she's definitely going to want it. You let her watch it and it will last a month and then she'll lose interest.

Yeah, I definitely think that's a good approach. But like he's really not into it. Also he's French so he wants her to watch everything in French and then he comes over and he's like, it's in English and I can't understand it if it's in French. You really want to watch Paw Patrol. Also I don't understand it in English to be fair. I can't explain the plot to her if it's in French. Is there is there much plot explaining? Pullover. Thank you so much for over. Thank you so much for the the birth. Thank you so much for the birth. Thank you. It's been an absolute joy. Good luck with the with the birth. Thank you. Been a pleasure. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. to the same way last time when we weren't recording. Don't know why I said it that way,

but I've done it again. Paloma Faith everyone. Hi, you're listening to Radio One Rob Beckett. It's Bobby and Bee and Soppy and what's. What's th th th th th th th th th that's th th th th that's th the th th th th th the th that's th the th th th th th th th th th the th th the th the th th th th th th th th th good good good th good good good th good good th good good th good th good th good th good th good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th th th. Good th. Good th. Good th. Good th. Good th. Good thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi. Hello the Faith everyone. Hi, you're listening to Radio One with Rob Beckett. It's probably being Stiffy. What's coming up today, Stiffy? Oh my God, does that make me comedy Dave? Actually comedy Dave. I've met him and he is a funny bloke but you can't be called comedy Dave. Because it puts too much pressure on it. Oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my name my name my name my name my name my name my name my name my th. My my that my name my name my name my that's my my my my my my that's my my my that's my that's my my my that's my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my. that's. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. My. My name's. th. My name's. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that hi, my name's Big Knob Rob. Even your name is a TV channel. I mean... Yeah, exactly. Also, imagine being Comedy Dave Plus One at a wedding. Basically, you have to eat your soup an hour after him. I love Ploma Faith. Oh, she's brilliant.

I've always loved her, and I was a bit worried in case she wasn't the Ploma Faith I wanted. Is that before I met Annandek? And to confirm Annandek and Ploma, absolute legends and she was so lovely and funny Paloma. Comedy Paloma, I'd happily call it comedy Paloma. I'd happily call it comedy paloma. Comedie Paloma sounds like a dodgy online educational certificate you get. I've got a polo in comedy. I think Comedy Paloma is a sketch group you get flied for walking down the world mile

in Edinburgh. I can picture them right? Four stiff-necks all really too and skinny no trousers massive air and glasses doing impressions of parrots himself. Look at them. Million pound of private education spent on them to be stood in the royal maul with old Bobby B and out flyers. So yeah, she was great. Really loved that, talking to her about the IVF. Yeah, because that's been quite a big thing on this show really and that, you know, we've never had to go through that process so it's hard for us to talk about it. But, but our, but o.. And, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. to. to-a. to-a. to-s. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-s. to-s. to-s. to've never had to go through that process so it's hard for us to talk about it but our listeners have and it is great for Paloma to talk about it so openly it was really really good. Also when I

logged on I was like oh her sounds good and then we looked the picture and of course she's using a fucking professional mic in a recording studio of course it sounds good. Yeah definitely get the album. Infinite things. Infinite things. Yeah, I love that. It's really great. Thank you to Paloma. Thank you for listening. See you next time. Oh, why don't we end Rob? By you segueing us into a current Radio One that you'll be familiar with. Oh, yeah. Okay. Hi, it's Rob Beckett here. You're listening to Radio One. in the studio and now the new song from Jason Darullo, which is called Gunn Stiffy. It's your favorite, it's your tune of the week. What's it called? The new Daruolo song? I think it's called the, um, yeah, it's just called Jason's Jig. I once, I once, I got taught to do I got taught to do the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, t, t, t, t, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, t, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the in fact I was with Paloma Faith I think I got taught to do the the dab

with Jason Darrello on this if if we did have a radio one show this would be showbys anecdote alert and they'd be like a big siren to go on wow wow and then like confetti and they'll like bububer and then it all get the showbys online content it'll be on tick the things they'll stick it on they on they on they on they on they on they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll the they'll they'll the the they'll the they. they. I they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. I th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the You spit in my face as a punishment and everyone had laughed. And then you bet you know we get the showbys anecdote paddle out, slap your ass really hard and then bang on like the killer's human. I was with you until you went with a Radio 2 song. Yeah, I know I panicked. Last time I listened to Radio 1, they were playing theook you to dab? Jason Darulai. Oh! And Paloma? Wow, what a way to win.

Now that is a radio and anecdote, exactly, exactly. Next time they kidnap Greg James, we'll go on and do the anecdote. All right, that sounds good. And I'm sure they will kidnap him soon. I presume there's COVID-1 you can't get kidnapped about some sort of bureaucracy. This is Jason Jarrello. We'll see you next week.