Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S03 EP11: "Did you audition for The Hobbit?..."

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

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of modern day parenting each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, Tales of Parenting Woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to thi toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thi. thi. thi we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing. Hello and welcome to Parenting Hell with Indy. Can you say Rob Beckett? I can't. Rob Beckett. I'll give you some chocolate. Rob Beckett. Josh Whitakham. Say it again? I can't say it. Josh. What did you say it? Josh? Wouldakim? Josh, Woodekham. Well done. That's one of the best we've ever had, isn't it?

That is my absolute fact. That house sounds like carnage. Oh my god, that is brilliant. That is, hello, Rob and Josh. My name is Alex Reynolds and I live in New Zealand. Oh, yeah, New Zealand. I love that accent. Yes, good accent.

It's a proper like, love that accent. It's so, it's a proper like Take No Shit accent, I think the New Zealand. It's exactly what you didn't just try and do as well. The bribery you can hear my three-year-old indie who listens to your podcast when I'm driving her to my mother-in-law most mornings. As I'm sure you can hear in the background our house, it's very chaotic with a mixed family situation. My husband and I have the other the the the the the th. the other the other th. th. th. the other th. th. the other th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi-up. thi-up. thi-upe-upe-upy-upy-in, thi-in, th-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-n'-n'-n' thi-n' thi-n' thi-n' thi-n' thi-n' th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th-a-a-s. Yeah, th-s. Yeah, th-s. Yeah, th-s. Yeah, th-s. Yeah, th-s. Yeah, thi-s. Yeah, thi-s. Yeah, children between us age nine to two. Now two to nine in it that's how it works. Yeah that's just no the other side of the world. I'm sorry you've had a good sleep. That's a lovely lovely day. This is like 2015 he's absolutely double barrel in me. The two and three year old we have together I bought him. Sorry I'm trying to get my head on this. The two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two. I two. I two. I two. I two. I two. I two. I two. I to. I two. I two. I two. Two two. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two to. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. That. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. to. to. to. to. to. two. to. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. two. the. the. the. two and three year old we have together I bought him. Oh sorry, I'm trying to get my head around this. The two and three year old we have together. I bought in one son and my husband two daughters.

There are four girls and one boy smack banning in the middle. This feels like a logic problem. We have been... And if the train is traveling at 70 miles an hour, who will get their their their the girls are the boy. We have a very lucky New Zealand with our response to COVID. They're living in Auckland means we have been in four lockdowns which has meant about 12 weeks in total. It's been a long time in lockdown but rooms are swelling around that won't be long until a new one. Oh no, the podcast is hilarious and I've recommended it to every parent I know. We could do a New Zealand tour when they allow people in. They've they could just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they've they're just they've they've they're just they're just they're just they're just they've they're just they're just they've they're just their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to. too. toooo. to to too. too too. too' their contract of New Zealand to the UK for Lord of the Rings, but because they, because they, because they haven't, no one's really vaccinated I think in Australia

and New Zealand. They're not opening up. So they're not, I know, I know Lord of the Rings. So what are we doing a lot of the Rings? Haven't didn't know Lord of the Rings. I hate Lord of the Rings. I do. I didn't know it was a three-parter. I sat through three hours of it and then it finished. I was like, there's two more! Yeah, awful.

I gave up. Worst three hours of my life. Did you audition for the Hobbit? Robbysh. a bit more ahead of me with profile wires so you got the Hobbit call I think I could have been in with a Hobbit show. It was about 2000 and I was when I was doing the comedy comedy festival. Yeah, no you were a couple years ahead of me with success and telly stuff Josh. Well I wouldn't go that far by that point. I was on the coattails of the Whitaker. They'd they'd been to the Leaster Comedy festival. John't. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. John. the. the. the the the the the comedy. the the the the the comedy. the comedy. the comedy. the the th. th. th. th. th. It was. It was th. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. I. Yeah. Yeah.ed for it, right? Yeah, he looks right for it. Steve Parry, I should have got some extra work out of that, shouldn't he? Google Steve Perry, because he's done stand up, he's more of a comedy writer now.

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How are you Rob? I'm good. You know what? I'll be honest, I'm tired. It's been a very busy week. More summer holiday, working on your way through the old spreadsheet of events. The spreadsheet. Oh yes, Lou's got a spreadsheet.

Yeah, no, so we've been doing loads of good stuff but it's I've been working a lot and because the tour is coming back we know about this we know about your Dudley Day you know the Dudley double with Zoe Ball so it's a bit manic and the wedding the wedding Dudley Zoe Ball so it's a bit manic it's all good though but it's sort of all work sort of happening at once I feel like a lot of television stuff has been and livedler know lockdown finish which also I was going to say Australia we've changed the name now because we're not in lockdown but Australia New Zealand still are so how galling must it be for those guys listening to this I do apologize yeah I've I've got both double jabbed guys I'm sorry and we're still sort of refreshing a young

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I did a radio to cover. Yeah. Yeah. On Saturday morning. I've done some boxing, I'm trying to get healthy again. I signed all my books, I've done all that. I had a haircut and I did another episode of a B podcast and I had a meeting about hosting the TV Choice Awards. A B podcast. I'm doing a Bumblebee podcast for the BBC, don't ask.

Okay. And then I also went to Legoland. Are you doing the TV Choice Awards, Rob? Yeah, I'm hosting it next week. That is hilarious. Why? Why? Is it hilarious? Because I thought that, I mean, what is the TV Choice Awards? Well, it's TV Choice Magazine, doing an award ceremony, and the readers can vote, and I'm going to announce the winners on, I don't know, on their website. It's going to be a live event. Right, okay. It's going the the the the readers. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I is is is is is is is is. It's is. It's is. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's t. It's t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. It's going to be cool. It's not a live event. Right, okay, okay. It's going to be, well it used to be a live event, but now this is one of the last ones that's going to be filmed and then put on a website in a few months. So guys, I'm doing it next week. I'm going to know all the winners and you won't know. Not at the TV Choice Awards. Yes, big times. And times. And times. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. the last th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It is is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the the the the. the the the. the the the. the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. to November. Oh no, how am I going to deal with that? If you see me in the street

and you want to know what wins best drama, slip me 20 quid, I'll let you know. See I'm doing that next week, so I'd have to have a meeting about that. So, bite Legoland was the main parent. Can you can you bet on the TV choice award, Rob's up back to the future when he finds the almanac. Exactly, you're going to be the one person in the world that knows the results of the TV Choice Award. To you fair though, like, you know, line of duty, what odds are you going to get on that with it? It's probably going to win. It's probably going's the result. Do you know Joe Swash did that once at a perfume award? So Joe Swash got invited to a perfume award to give out an award and the winner was say for example, a D&G perfume, he went and the winner is, Dior, and it wasn't for a laugh.

No. And then Dior started coming up to get their award. I don't know if this was the companies but what say whatever. Well it's old twice it's old thingy isn't it happened at the Oscars didn't it? They didn't do that on purpose so did they? No but. Joe Swash did it for banter? For band? That is cruel. I was once to go back in the day I won't the person. I did a new act competition. Yeah I'm gonna th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's old. It's old. It's all. It's old. It's all. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th, I'm gonna guess. I'm trying to guess. No, you will never guess because it's not someone that you thought about since 2011. So they announced who had gone through to the next round. Yeah. And we all, and the four people that had gone through to the next round had to go up on stage. Yeah. And then they announced them and there was five people on stage. And one person who just heard their name that hadn't been read out and in front of the whole audience

they had to kind of regretfully walk back off stage. Oh my God, so that's bad if you, if you get the numbers wrong in bingo and you call out and they read out the numbers, but he thought he'd heard his name. He walked up on the problem with manifesting. Yeah. If you manifest so hard, you think you've heard, oh poor Sod. Oh, it's a shame.

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cover. It's not any, you don't get any freebies on it just points to stuff you bought. Anyway, so I've got some vouchers, so I went in the Lego Land, well the Lego shop in the Lego land. No, it's not owned by Lego. tho, it's not owned by Lo. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. the. the the th. th. th. th. It's not. th. tho. tho. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's. It's. It's. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And you. And. And you. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. And you don't. And you don't. And the the the th. And, I'll swallow it because we're going up to London next week, I'll go to the Lego shop. It's like my friend went to Eminem World and asked whether they had a certain type of Eminem that he'd had in America. And they said, no, you'll need a specialist that's a specialist for that. It's like, I'm in M&M M M Mn, I'm in Mn, I'm in Mn, I'm in Mn, I'm in Mn, I'm in Mn, I'm in Mn, I'm in Mn, I'm in Mn, Mn, Mn, Mn, Mn, Mn, Mn, Mn, I'm in Mn, I'm in M. M. M. M. M. M. Mn, I'm in, I'm in, to. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. and to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, this is a specialist this is too big as it is. This is as specialist as it gets. Yes. So you're not allowed to use your you brought your Lego vouchers right like a complete Dweb you turned up at

Legoland with your Lego vouchers to buy some Lego. Absolutely with I'm a Virgin T-shirt on. Rare into go bum fluff chin holding a copy of a Star War's novel. Excuse me. I've been saving up for this, I want to get the Yoda. Are you telling me, the land of Lego? I tell you what, fuck Merlin, and his teas and seas. But forgetting the shop, actual Lego, the rides are brilliant.

It's perfect for a 5 and a three yard. We absolutely love it. The cues were fairly long, but early in the morning and late in the afternoon, they're not too bad. We did go reserve and ride, we pay extra, that's just what I do, because the cues are difficult. So when you start talking about your vouch ride, which is a bit pricey, but I just, for me, I think...

That much you're paying, Rob. There's two options. There's the 45 quid a person, which cuts the queue time in half. All cards on the table. I paid for the 90 quid one. For four people. Yes, Lou and the kids queued, I went on everything. Four times. Ha ha ha ha. What does Possible sound like for your business?

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Josh Winnockham all the time. Yes, exactly. People going, I don't want to hear about your vouchers, I want to hear about the audition for the Hobbit. So in the defense of that pricing system, Rob, you don't need to, I feel that money is there to be enjoyed. I've changed, I'll have people, I'm losing listeners, I'm shedding my working class roots by paying extra. That's, don't know what the beauty the haughty toy of my persona is Rob. Yeah, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the that, their, that my my my my their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. Rob, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. Rob, they. Rob, they. Rob, they. Rob, they, they, they, they, they, their, and it fits in. Yeah, I look like I've let people down. Whereas me, wait till you hear about a bloody party I had on Saturday. Well, that'll make you feel better about a, yeah. Well, can I say this as well? Because I think this is quite a bit. Because I struggle with anxiety a little bit. One of my big things that's why I never get to a gig really early and wait. I will get there last possible moment just to go out because the long run there.

Why you can't have an advent calendar as well as this is. Yeah, exactly. I can't deal with anticipation and I over the tap and I sort of get into sort of not full panic attack mode, but sometimes it has been that way, which when I broke down in tears on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Which is the, it's a water-based ride with the tiniest drop you've ever, literally, I'd argue, you know, at least the water could cover the tears. Exactly, but like, and it was dark, which was good, but like, you know when you're in the countryside and you go over a little bump in the road and your belly goes over. I'm talking that level of drops, right? And I burst into tears, which is not a sort of emotionally stable reaction, is it? So my plan, I don't want to be like that of my children on rides, okay? So rather than just being a bag holder, I want to treat myself like a toddler,

and so Lou's been wiping my ass, and I'm joking, right? So what I've done is I'm going on the journey of building my confidence up on rides with my kids. So a good way of doing that is being able to not make me cue for an hour because I don't want them to develop my anxiety about rides. So by paying the extra, it's worth it for my own mental state. So we were getting out to get on all the rides. So we, the kids were loving it, we started going all the different rides and I'd end up going on like this dragon ride that's got two big drops and you know they're only five and three but I absolutely loved it and I really enjoyed it because I sort of I was doing all the silly little duplow rides and the tea cups was building up. I did the dragon ride at portons. So I'm are you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Are th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thrack and thrack and thrik. th. th. th. th. thrack thrack thrack thrack th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the are the don't mind speed. I just can't deal with the anticipation of waiting.

And I can't do drops. The cranking up is awful. So I will have a limit of certain rides. But as long as I'm not in tears on basically the waltzes, that's a good place to be. So I'm building up with the kids. And I'll be a point the the their their their their their. to be their. to be their. to be their. up with the kids and there'll be a point where they go mad ones that I can't do but Lou loves them and she'll do that because I want to go Disney next year so I don't want to not be on the rides of my kids and enjoy it with them so that's why we did it anyway that was absolutely

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They said, the rum's in there was a little bit of some places. So it's 25 quid ahead. And you get free courses. The food wasn't all right. It was all right. Yeah, it wasn't. No, the food was shit. The food was shit. If you only got one option? There's a few options.

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No, no one's celebrating their anniversary at Legoland, are they? No, they're not. But anyway, I did have a really good time, so I was in the playground area, right, because we stayed there for two days and then the second day I was watching the kids in the playground and I was just watching my kids like climbing up and going down the slides and I went, you're all right mate, I went, yeah, why'd you keep looking at my daughter? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? the that, tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the kid, the kid, the the the the the the kids? the kids, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids, I was the kids, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was watching, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was watching, I was, I was, I was, I was, I-year-old daughter? That is not a situation I would ever want to be put in. Right? And then I went, I'm not, that's mine. That's my daughter.

We were arguing, we thought we had the same daughter. Now my head spinne, right? What? Like, what, what? Anyway, this girl, no, no his daughter? I was! And now I've got a no no I was I got some sort of pedo panic like that. No actually my daughter had that outfit on yesterday. Oh my god. It was horrible. In what way were you look like because you're in a park?

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And yeah, so that's what kind of did. But I wasn't like, you know, I was just rubbing my thighs, lick it. their, I was just rubbing, I'm just, I, I, rubbing, I, I, like, I, like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and..... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. that, that, that, pop it. Let's get you an ice cream. Yeah, sorry mate, I've just parted the van up. I was just having a little look around and see what they've got. But yeah, anyway, so that was a bit, a bit stresty. But now, how about, how about, I've got more Lego land, but I'm just absolutely... We've only done 21 minutes Rob. Okay, well I think I could do hours on this. This was something else that doesn't Legoland but really made me laugh. Oh no, where was it?

Where was it? I'll tell you this about Legaland before we move on. I've got to warn our audience about rides at Legoland. Okay, so my advice would be if they're young, build them up, go to Duplo World, there's a little Duplo Dinosaur, get them on that, do all those ones, and then graduate it up, maybe waltzes and stuff like that. There's a little dragon ride, and if they're enjoying that ta're on this big screen life in reality man is a big screen and then you're on this thing you're your feet hang dangling and there's like loads of like seats that turn around it

feels a bit like you're a minority reporter in the future it's really cool yeah it's a great ride and you're not actually going anywhere. They just blow air on your face and heat and a bit of water, like if you're going over water to make it feel like you're going over water and then it drops and it spins and it doesn't actually it makes you feel like you're flying through the world. But my children are too young to understand that's a simulation because it's such great graphics. And there's a bit where you're chasing a dragon. And heads and one of the heads is a lion, one's a shark and one's a falcon and you chase it through to the bottom of volcano where it's all molten lava and red and black and it's screaming and attacking you.

But my kids just lost their mind. Yeah, of course. They thought I just took them to hell. You can't explain it because it feels so real because that's the point of a simulation. So the the that so the the the th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's, tho tho tho that's that's, thi. I's, tho. I's, th. I's, tho. I's, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi, thi, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, the the feels so real because that's the point of a simulation. And so that one, we thought that would be a nice chip, but that one was probably the worst one. Fun for all the family. Insane, someone wheeled their nannin, I had a wheelchair and just pops her on the edge and I was like, this woman, she's going to hate this. It's like some sort of acidry. You know, but yeah, my poor kit, that one is, I'd say, keep them away from that until they're older.

Because it isn't scary like a theme part, right? It's scary as in like a horror film. Yeah, you don't want that. But yeah, so that's a little bit of a Lego land advice. But how are you, Josh? That's enough for me. You had your big birthday party, didn't you? Yeah, we have the party party in the party party party party party party party. the par par par. the party in the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the par. the the the the the the the the the the the par. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thea. thea. thea. thea. theanananana. thea. theme theme theme theme theme the theme the theme the theme parta. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. th'm old. I'm not one of those young people anymore Rob like you. Roll your jeans up, no socks, pair of canvas shoes, pretend you like dual leaper. You're on radio one. Um, so it went very well. Yes, the party. I thinking of going into party planning Rob. Oh, how many, how many attendees did you have in the end? Adults or kids? Yeah, because yours wasn't a drop-off, was it? She's a bit, she's younger and she's not- I wasn't, I wasn't like, let's all go to the park, and I'll look after your kids. It was, um, so I turned up. There was about 15 kids, I'd say. Okay. I'm probably 20 adults, I really want to do a parenting hell festival.

That's my, that's my, that's why I could organize it for you, Rob, after the success of this. We'll take over Victoria Park when people can like, you know, go and visit the little hut you sat in when it was raining. Oh yeah, well you could do like a guide. I did it in Milfields Park in Clampton. Oh, you changed it up because... No, I was never doing it in Victoria Park, Rob. People just assumed that. Oh, that was always a ruse was it? No, I never said the words Victoria Park, right? Oh really?

I said the park, people assumed it. Bang, dealt with. Idiots. I think. I might have to do Rob? Go back and check. I can tell you that for free. But we had a lovely time, Rob. The soft play and the entertainer. Look, you sent me a photo. It looked pretty good that soft play. It's good soft play. Good soft play. He, at the party started at two. They were like, the company were like, you probably need an hour and a half beforehand to set up the soft play. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. to. to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to to me, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tod. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I was. I was. And. I. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. set up the soft play. So I went ahead, met him at 1230. Yeah. It was set up by one. He went, he went to get a sandwich and I was literally left in the park alone. Surely he should be in charge of it? Well, he was like, can I go and get a sandwich before the

kids turn up? I was like, yeah, and then before I knew it, I'm basically some weirdo sitting with a soft play drinking beer on my own. I'm random. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I was. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was thi, I was basically, I was thi, I was basically, I was basically, I was basically, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was, I was, I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi try and get on it. No, I was just in the corner of the park, right? Just with a soft play. I'll be honest with you. Hiding in plain sight. Hiding in plain sight, just watching other people's kids like you do. Yeah, and they walked out of the outfit yesterday. They've got no clothes on. There was a cricket match at the other end of the park. I watched that from a thi. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was the th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi thin th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I the. I'm hiding. I'm hiding in the to the to the to the the to the the the to the to the to thi to to thi thi thi. I'm going to be honest with you, Rob, it's probably one of the most happy hours of my life. I mean, yeah, that is back, that would, yeah, I'm just thinking actually, pre-parenthood, what a waste of time. As a parent, what an hour.

Little beer, what an hour. Good weather as well. Beer, Beer, that's a the sun. caught up on some email admin. Email admin, isn't it? So, it was quite an East Londony party, Rob. Oh, can't talk to me. How many pairs of glasses? Oh, there was a lot of pairs of glasses. Oh, there was a lot of.

There was a lot of. Because in South East London, blokes are so geysery, they will happily not be able one did a sort of practical job. Well there was a bit where we had to erect a cardboard TP that we'd been given by nursery because they were clearly trying to get rid of it. Yeah right. They were like oh you're having a party you can have this and I was like that was very nice to them. Yeah turn up absolute disaster.

Oh a recycling nightmare I imagine me and another dad setting it up. And I just thought, there's no one here. I can see now. There's no one here who's practical. Literally, no one here who's practical. When we went to center parks, with our friends, right? Steve, he's a builder, but now he's like in charge of the builder.

He just went, he was a bit bored and the kids were playing out by the grassy trees, foresty bit and center parks, and he just built a tipi out of twigs like one that Bear Groo Greels would build. That's what people can do. But meanwhile, I'm struggling to build a, build a tipe while half of the DJ Simian Mobile Disco gives me advice. But while we're making the TEP I did think this is, you know, this isn't a party of people who've got hard fingers, shall we say? Well you'd be surprised, you know, unless he uses a pletrum if he's on the guitar.

They've surprisingly long nails rock stars, don't they? So, anyway, so I'm going to send your photo Rob. I ordered some, this is the most East London thing you'll ever see in your life, I think. Okay, what do you order? I ordered some bunting. From a, I would say the least East London place, Amazon, right? Some bunting from Amazon, that's very, yeah. East London is a bit East London, but also very Middle England countryside. I accidentally ordered some very ethical bunting, Rob. You ready to see this bunting, Rob?

Oh yes, definitely. As the least fun bunting I've ever seen in my life. But it's ethical. That's what I ordered by mistake. Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. I ordered by mistake. Oh God, no, it's quite sad actually, isn't it? It looks like nice bunting that's been out for a year and you finally cut it down. Yeah, I mean, it's literally hung up by what looks like parcel, you know, bail a twie,

do you know what it looks like? It looks like sort of like rope, a white the white, like, like, like white man with dreads if he would dread his pubs. Yeah, so it doesn't look very long though either. There's not much of it. He's had to go around the teapy. I had to buy three. No, it was to go around the tables. Do you want to see my table display? Yes, please. that I'd made. So I was very pleased with it. This is why I'm going into party planning. Also, Lou called me out on something I said on the podcast Josh. I was talking about the

party bags we had for our party and he went, oh the party bags we had, Rob. Why don't you tell me what was in those bags Rob? And so we did it. And all I could remember was the bag was canvas. There was a load of crap in it. And the the the the th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was th. th. th. th. I was th. th. I was th. I was tho. I was thathea. I was tho. I was that that tho. I was tho. I was tho. I was tho. I was tho. I was tho. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. the. thea. thea thea thea thea thea thea thatea thea thooa thea thoa thatea thoa thoo thea. It's good, great stuff. And there was balloons, bubbles in it, and we gave them the inflatable animals. We did bubbles. I was in charge of inflatable animals on that guy. Oh, that's a lovely table. I like it. Very nice, isn't it?

That looks like an absolutely lovely party. It's great. You've got loads of drinks. Snacking throughout. That's great. Mistakenly bought vegan cakes by mistake. Do you know what, the only thing I'll do if I was used to look like an absolute legend, orders some pizzas to put on the table for the parents. I certainly did that. I certainly did that. You did. the adults while the kids had this and everyone had a little pizza playing the guy mate you've absolutely now that so it was brilliant I'd say I'd say it

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What would you do if you went downstairs and she was still sat there watching CPBs? I don't care I feel refreshed. Best sleep I've had in ages. You know it's bad when your kids, when they're up too late because CBB stops about seven, right? And then CITB, which is like the bad boy of cartoons, right? Then that even that stops at like nine or ten and they went, Daddy, why have the cartoon stopped? I was like, because the world's telling us you need to sleep. Yeah. You cannot stay awake anymore. Even CITV even CITV even if they have to sown off Mr Bean. You have to sleep now.

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Keep going. Enjoy yourselves. You had a great excuse to have a year off and you've still gone up, idiots. Well, I'm really happy with you, Josh, because it's obvious now that like, that you know, I feel like the acid reflux for the Baba has calmed down. You're getting a bit more sleep and you join it a bit more and that's good for the listeners because as much as I loved hearing you struggle and we all did a beer I was a bit like oh god I hope it gets a bit easier for him because you want it to have fun so it feels like this is a hope this is a hope

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Rob you're earning mate you can afford a nice coffee. I know how much it is to stay in that fucking hotel. Anyway, um, so I had two instant coffees and then I had three of the cans so I had one of the cans probably about 10 a.m. when the park opens, so I was up at 5 coffee. Coffee at 8 a.m. at breakfast, coffee at 10 a.m. one at 1 o'clock, one at half free. Oh my God. And did you get any come down?

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news agents in the middle of Soho. It's fine. And then they're open 204 hours. Yeah, sure it's loud, but you know, I'm pretty deep sleeper. Josh, are we having messages from people? We've got to do small business shout out. We've just spoken for ages. Is it so hard? Yeah, sorry. We've just had a very, very busy parenting week. Okay, well, let's do a small business shout out and then we can do some correspondence

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being able to help parents come out of the sleep deprived state I was in when my girl was a baby. Yeah. My approach child sleep is always gentle supportive and loving. It doesn't involve crying without comfort and I hope to change the idea of sleep training as being something that is harsh or that is anything other than a positive impact for child or parent. My website is, oh you're going to love to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theep. theat. trypii. trypi. tryp. tryp. tryp. tryp. tryp. tryp. tryp. website is, oh you're going to love this, Rob. Give it to me. I mean this is a very difficult website to read out. I've got to tell you, this is a bit of feed rate. Anyone start a small business, whatever your talent is or whatever you're good at, you cannot forget the business side of it. Do you know what Rob, they get th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T is is is is is is is is is is is is is th. T. T. T. T. T. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. thi. to. to. thi. thi. Rob? Got to make it easy and accessible. Do you know what, Rob, they get us because they know, at the moment I read out this website address, we're gonna say it 16 times because we're gonna talk about it

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