Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S03 EP23: Viva La bath time revolution

Episode Date: September 28, 2021

ROB BECKETT & JOSH WIDDICOMBE'S PARENTING HELLS03 EP23: Viva La Bath time Revolution More (mis)adventures in parenting hell with Rob and Josh. Enjoy. Rate and Review. ThanksxIf you want to get in touch with the show here's how:EMAIL: [e-mail]: @parenting_hellINSTAGRAM: @parentinghell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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of modern day parenting each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, Tales of Parenting Woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing. Hello, you are listening to Parenting Hell with Can you say Rob Beckett? Rob Beckett. What's Rob? And can you say Josh Widdicum? Josh Widdickham. What's Josh and Becky? Ridicum? They're people. There we go. Lots of questions. Yeah, a perfect delivery. Couple of questions at the end. The guys switched on. It was that. So, hi, hi, this is Rebecca Tomlin, Becky, sorry, should I say, who writes,

love the podcast, you've overtaken the Ramsey's for me, open brackets, sorry, thrown, sorry, this is my daughter Ruby, three and a half, very rarely does anything anything requested, so this was a pure fluke. Can't figure out how to send th th is th probably never get read out but worth a shot. Had something read out on Shag married except for his. All right let's not bring up the Ramsey's twice mate but there we go. Talking about the competitors. We're just free thinking artists expressing ourselves twice a week. Exactly. It's all a big family the podcast world. That's nice one that was good. That was good really strong I thought very good delivery. Becky with a why Becky with a why? Do you know what I that's a read that's my that's my little bit of banter I got

because I do go to b. Becky with an I. E. Oh my god that's too much the key. I am when the people are sometimes the people ask for an autograph I say who do I make it out to and they'll say like Becky I go Becky with a B and they get so confused. Lovely lovely. They're like yeah obviously and I'm like oh I am a laugh there you go five pounds even when I'm not on stage yeah oh yeah by the way my signed books well done by like Josh Winnockum Sunday Times best sell how can I not bring it up straight away well Rob it was how does it feel to be up there in the the chance chance book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book book the the the the the the to the to to the the to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the. the. I the. I the the. the the. the. they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they it was... How does it feel to be up there in the chance for that book about the Normans? I wasn't for a day. Do you want to know the... What happened? No, but you didn't, I saw your Instagram? I was number 11 during the week. And you went down to shops? Bought alone. No, well what happened Rob, they, my publisher, the publisher went and the numbers came out, my publishers, the their.......... And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. to. to. to. to. to. the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I. their, I. their, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, I. Well, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their and they said, you missed the top 10 by 59 copies. Oh, come on.

And then the next day it turned out that Taskmaster had been reclassified as a quiz book. And I was in the top 10. Recount, recount, you got a recount. Well, my publisher just made a mistake and Taskmaster didn't qualify, so there I was. So what is the bestseller list? Is it all books? He's nonfiction books and then there's fiction, you see? And then what is it? And then there's a quiz books, they don't get to be in a chart.

The quiz must be nonfiction. Let's not dwell on that, Robbent. Because one of the things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, things, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, is, is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's non-nnnn' is non-nooooooooooooooo mole and a horse and a human so that's not non-fiction in my view. Oh what kind of pervert's reading that? So yeah but of the quiz book that must be non-fiction. I'm not going to question them if they want to disallow taskmaster Rob. Okay but you're in! I'm in! Thank you to everyone so much for buying it. Yeah. Genuinely, you then feel like, you know, I was very, very excited and I was very, very happy. And then I thought, why do I care so much?

What's wrong with me? What is this deep hole in my soul that meant that this mattered to me? Because I know it really matters to you and it also matters, you know, when anyone does anything you want it to do well, but I did get the feeling that you wanted it a little bit too much. I did. I knew I was going to get it. I always had faith, but I also knew that when you did get it, you would have no feeling

whatsoever inside. Exactly. Do you know what the problem is you instantly feel is that and you feel like, why am I such a vacuous person? The constant cycle of anxiety! I want that, if I get that, I'll feel better. Oh, you've got it. What did you want it? You've pen? What is wrong with me?

That's how people live their life. That's why people need promotions and you'll do another book. You'll have to sell th th th th th th th th th th th th th their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tho tho. their tho tho tho. tho. tho. their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I I I I I I I I I their. I their. I their. I. I. their. their. their. their. their. their. tho. tho. tho. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes. taa. ta. to. to. toea. the life. That's why people need promotions and you'll do another book. You'll have to sell more than the first one and it never ends and then we all die. That's just life babe. God it's rubbish! It is. But that's why it's better not to care Josh anyway. But saying that, you cannot let me not get in that top ten now Josh. Anyway, well done. that the. tha. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. that. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Anyway well done but let's not get to talk about books too much. No no no no no parenting but well done I should say that. How's been your thank you Robert yeah how's been your parenting week? Well I tell you what guy we had to implement a new bedtime strategy we've revolutionized Bethel you taking his pants off again Rob yeah pants are off they're standing in bed. No, basically they were just, we had, we didn't realize, but we had such an archaic out-of-date bedtime policy

because we've got a five-year-old and a free-rolled, right, and we get them up fairly early, that we've got, we leave the house about eight in the morning to get them dropped off, okay? And that's gonna have to be leaving at 7.30 a.m. in the morning, which is an early early start for kids. But what we were doing was we were bathing him at 6 p.m. and then they were in their pajamas and then they play upstairs for a little bit, iPads on the weekend, not in the week, that's the rule. And then then we'd like get him into bed but then what would happen was what was with? their was, we was, we was, we was, we was, we, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, was, with, with, was, with, was, with, was, was, was, was, with, was, with, with, the, the, the, the, the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, they weren't going to sleep before seven and sometimes before eight so they'll just be upstairs going mad for two hours constantly coming up coming down so what we did do is we pushed it all back a bit and we

start now bath time seven. Oh that is an hour of play in bed by half seven asleep by eight which is a much calm a nice way of doing it rather than pretending they're going to be at sleep yeah which is never gonna happen. I wonder that I that because I that I that I that I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're th the the to to the to the to the to the they're they're they're the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're gonna be at sleep, which is never gonna happen. I wonder that because it's like when did, I don't remember like, the bedtimes must creep later and later, do you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know what the rules are, but what's your bedtime for?

My daughter's been at, bath time starts, we go up at 615. I don't know why 615. I just realize that's weird. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the bed. the bed. the bed. the bed. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ti. ti. times. times. times. times. times. times. times. times. times. times. the the the. the you I think is a hangover from when naps a military operation because it matters but now it doesn't really matter but you're still in that mine you say we've been on 615 for two years or whatever that's what I mean I'm thinkingly why is this time the right time I know so we normally we try and get them up at six we got up at six but then they're not eaten properly, we've not tied at the house but by letting them stay down for longer we can get the house sorted we can eat earlier rather than waiting to they're in bed and then when they're in bed they're in bed but all

that was happening was they were just coming downstairs crying and then waking up tired crying and I was like this is no way to fucking live exactly right exactly the to adapt I remember the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they're they're they're they're they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they I I I'm to toda' toda' try I'll try I'll try I'm to to try I'll to to to to to to to they I they I remember the bill? Yes, I do remember the big Reg Hollis, Burnside? Do you have a fire remember the, I'm surprised I'm got a chapter on it? Well I'm surprised I'm got a chapter on it. But we used to watch the bill and I was allowed to go to sleep at the end of the bill. I was allowed to step to end of the bill. I was allowed you know the feet the end the end the end the end that that that that that that that that that that that that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked the feet that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that was that was allowed that was allowed that was allowed that was allowed that was. that was allowed that was allowed that was that was that was that was that was that was that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that walked that that walked that that that walked that that the feet that that the feet that walked at the end in the closing credit? Yes. I was allowed to stay up until the feet had completely disappeared off the screen. Yeah, and that was my bedtime. Well, I remember, I remember going to, I remember watching Bottom before my bed time,

which is probably not very good, isn't it? No, I watched Bottom. We were allowed to do that but yeah and heartbeat I remember heartbeat then bed on a Sunday after heartbeat greengrass and Nick Berry yeah yeah then it was bedtime but I was it it was a better time Rob it wasn't it it was a Kmodem I'm trying to download the new update for call of duty on that three days there be a new update never ended it be like paintingthe fourth bridge, just constantly updating the new update. But, yes, so that works for us. Yes, it's much better and we're getting an extra hour with the kids that we're all enjoying as a family, eating together properly, rather than an hour of...do you all are the same meals now?

Not really. I'm wondering when we're going to get to that point where we all have the same dinner. Well, I, this is what we're trying to do is I think wait until they're both in school and they're, because they have school dinners at their school and they're eating better and they're both trying way more food now because they're eating in school, and they're eating school, their peers with their peers,..... their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they, they's, they're, they're both, they're, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both.... they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're both. They're both. They're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, they're both, think that's going to be within the next year when the youngest starts primary school and we get proper same schedules. That's when we're going to do it so it all matches up because at a moment we're still a bit in our ear there and everywhere and they're all different time. So I think that's when we're going to start doing that. I'm out a lot of the moment in the evening. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I's, th. the they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. And, they's, they. And, theymea, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they a lot of the moment in the evenings. So you'll never really getting that, everyone home from work at six,

sit around a table kind of thing. So it's sort of like you're forcing, you're forcing something really. And I do think growing up as well, I was not forced to eat too much, but it was very much like, you must eat all your dinner, little and often really than a massive meal of something. Totally. I don't know, I'm just trying to work it out because I don't think I've got the healthiest relationship with food.

I just, I comfort eat a bit. No, but do you know what, I beat myself up about the bad food that my daughter has. But then every other parent I see, everyone's doing it. Yeah, no, exactly. And I sort of think, well, I think there's sometimes too much pressure. It's almost like a thing of like, well, my child eats this, but they eat that. Where the reality is, if we all eat fish fingers and veg and baked beans every day, you've probably be all the today, you know, I don't see many fat cats on the same meal every day. If you pick one semi-healthy, like, as long as you've th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the they. they they they they they. they. they they. they they're all the thi, if they're all they're all eat they're all eat they're all eat they're all eat they're all eat they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the they the the the the the the the the the thee. that. that. thee. that. thee. Really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really that. that. that. that. that. that. the they're eat, they don't have to be like, oh yeah, my kid loves ragu or like, you know, like, what is ragu, he's ragu, I think I meant ravioli, you know when it's like random stuff that they don't necessarily use to like. I think either a bad example, but yes. You know what I mean? You really make sense of my analogy. But I do think some people get hard on to go, oh yeah my my my my my my my my my my their their their their their their th. th. thin' thin' thin' thin' they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's like, I's like, I'm to to thin' thin' to they're they're to things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I'm things. I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I'm things. I'm things. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I things. I things like, I think. I think. I think. I things like, I things. I things. I things. I things. I things. You know, well did I? Because you can live your laugh without eating it.

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No, no, like on edge. Yeah. I'm so thirsty. I'm in a hotel room, Rob. Yeah. I'm so thirsty. Are you all if I just order a bottle of water to come up on room? Oh, yes, please, big dog. Sorry. Do they not put any water in your room? There's no water in the room and the water from the taps in the bathroom is

unacceptable hotels without water. That's my nothing. I'm sorry. No right. Tell me you're Josh Ridicum. I'm not going to tell them I'm Josh Ridicum. Say I need to I need to lubricate my throat to bring joy to the nation. Okay. It's ringing. I'm to to to the to the the the the th the th. I th the th th th th th th th th the th the th th th the th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho thoooomoomoomo the the the the tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tap tape tape. tapes tapes tapes tapes tapes tapes tapes tapes tapes tapes in tapes in tapes in tapes in tapes the the nation. Okay. It's ringing. I suck everyone off. It's still ringing. Oh no. Still ringing? Yeah. I'm just going to assume it's still ringing until you talk. It's come to the O2 messaging service. All right, well, I'll do the whole thing with that water then. What about in the corridor?

What about in the new thing they're doing is they give you a bottle of water in your room that's empty and you go and fill it up like you work in an office. Oh I haven't got that either mate. Oh well, life goes on. Life goes on. So you've sorted out your bed times and that's working better? Much much better because we get the hour in the evening with the kids. Because six some of the times. Six some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some. Six. Six times. Six times. Six times. Six times. Six times. Six times. Six times. Six times. the time. the time. the time. their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their life. their. their. th. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their life. their life. their life. the coming home too early. Yeah especially now at school we're doing clubs and stuff. She finishes at five on a Monday like get in shovel food down and stick her in bed it's like she's been kidnapped. Right let her have a bit of time to chill out poor thing. So yeah seven now we sort of bedtime and then like yesterday they were knackered so we took them up a bit earlier just because they were exhausted you know we don't force them. Yeah, no, you must stay awake. Yeah, so that's work better, but I think it's that kind of thing you get stuck in old routines you don't even

need anymore, but in your head, oh, that's just what we do, but actually what I'm trying to say is try guys, adapt, adapt or die. Adapt or die. Adapt. to die. Exactly. I think that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the correct. I the correct. I the correct. I the correct. I the correct. I the correct. I the correct. I the correct. I the correct. I th. I th. I the. I that's that's that's that's that's that's a child, Rob? All over the gaff. I mean, the problem was my dad was a black cab driver, so he'd come home late sometimes, so we'd sometimes stay up to see him or we wouldn't see him in the morning because he was sleeping in the morning. So we used to go a bit late and like, my brothers used to work at like supermarkets and as wait. And then I'd coming late from gigs. Of a, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th, to, the to, to, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to be, their, their, to be, to be, to be, to be, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, their, so, their, so, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. thi, thi, thi, to to, to to to to to the.a, to, to, to, to, the. the. their, their, know, obviously when I was a grown-up, not like seven. But yeah, so we was always quite a late household because we were excited to see my dad. I remember watching the pilot of Sopranos the night before I went to my first day of secondary school, which is totally unacceptable, isn't it really?

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That's what you want, isn't it? That's a perfect, perfect scenario. Have your daughter seen it? Yes, they have seen it. What do they think? The three-year-old laughed and just pointed at that to said, Daddy, and then the other one run away, she didn't want to see it. They give a shit.

But- Do they know what you do for a living? Do they understand it yet? Yeah. I don't mean they're completely across like all the different things, but like. But yeah, to a point, they know like, because people asked me for photos and stuff. But they, some, was it there? And then my oldest went, oh, someone wanted a photo for daddy, because he does jokes and they think he's funny,

but he's not. And then all that stuff. So she's slightly aware of what it is. But then, you know, I think sometimes the kids at school say, oh what I mean? Yeah, yeah, because it's watch all different stuff, but, but yeah, it's quite weird being the pervert in a Disney film and you've got daughters. Do they understand your acting? Or do they now think you're a pervert? Yeah, I don't think they were like upset that I was trying to leave Lou for Cinderella.

That's good. That's good. Yeah, I think it's all fine. But anyway, thank you for all your photos. You keep sending to the Instagram page and the shock that you're sending this to me and to the parent in Hell Group is as if like, I'm not aware I'm in it. Like, you're spotted. Spotted. Are you aware that you've popped up in this film? But thank you very much and thank you for... what's difficult is Rob Beckett. Well yeah what's difficult is it's quite a backhanded compliment to go, oh you were such a disgusting pervert in this as if like you know and then questioning my acting credentials as if that is just who I am. So I'm happy to be a Hollywood's go-to- go-to pervert you know. Well you know there are the, there's a few gaps in the market. We both raced to it, didn't we?

No, we both raced to it, but we know where will you go in at the same time. How about you? How's your week been, Josh? Well, I had the most stiff neck event in the history of stiffenck events from. Oh, come on. Which you did comment on the Instagram. Each photo the th neck go stiffer. Yes indeed this is your little day trip out where you went to the Chelsea Flower Show. That's the noise you have to make when someone's said, oh look at me, flowers in Chelsea. How was it? Why do you have to wear a suit to go in a garden? I don't know. Shorts and t-shirts and t-shirts surely, isn't it?

I don't know. Flip-clops to call? Because I was worried if I couldn't. I was worried I might, I wanted to look good in case I bumped into Monty Don. I know you aren't aware who they were absolutely disgusted with me. Honestly, mate, that Monty Don was talked about at the Chelsea Flower Show like Pele was there. It was unbelievable. But yeah, I'd the BBC, I had a meeting with the BBC and I had no idea who Monty Don was and they were disgusted with me. Yeah, well Rob, you wouldn't you wouldn't have fit in at the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea the Chelsea show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show show the Chelsea Flower Show. No. Because Monty Don was talked about in hushed tones. Really? I think you'd love the Chelsea Flower Show. I actually do. I had this discussion with Rose.

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Not to survive. He's thrived right. Literally, straight to Cambridge, straight out, straight to the BBC. He's a bit fit, let him do the gardens. I bet that's basically, that's basically his Wikipedia. Well, big posth shot, went to Cambridge, some of the biz. Good luck. I didn't get to see Monty Don. No, who did you meet? Any Titch Marsh? Well, I saw Titch Marsh. I saw my neighbor, Tommy Walsh. Is he your actual real life neighbor? He lives across the road for me. Any Dimmock? No. I don't tell you this last week that my, we left the TV on. You know, and it, the TV, the TV, the TV, the TV, the. the. the. the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, to, to to to to me, to me, to me, to me, to to to to me, to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to me, to to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to to me, to to me, t. tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, to me, to me, to, to me, to, to, to, to, to me, we left the TV on, you know, and it, the TV was just on and then my daughter walked into the room and started watching it on her own and it was on daytime TV, and it was on Charlie Dimock's Garden Rescue. Oh, and my daughter absolutely loved it and then for about a week just demanded we watch Garden

rather what's happening? So what's happening, people getting lost in her garden? It's like 9-9 meets gardeners world. Little known fact, Charlie Dimon's garden is Dartmoor. Occasionally people get lost. Um, so she, no, it's like a, it's a base, it's a, it's a, one of those gardening programs where people have a garden that's rubbish. And then Charlie Dimimmock turns up and makes it into a nice garden. Yep. Standard fair. Very entertaining.

Yeah, yeah. But my daughter who's three and a half suddenly became obsessed with garden rescue. So the clangers and their clangers and you know, and you know. Oh God's I thought he's being misogynistic about Charlie Dimmock. So the clangers are there there there there there there th. You th. You th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi- thi- thi- thi- thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thian. thian. thian. thian. thian. thian. thian. Yeah, I thian. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the theeeeeeee. theee. thee. the. Very, than. Very, the. Very the. So the clangers are there, she'd say it. You can't say that these days, Josh. You can't say clangers, Josh. You can't talk about Charlie Dimmon like that in this day and hey? Come on, man, don't get us cancelled!

That's a mellas oh god yes the Klan is the kids TV show Josh wasn't being rude all of those have gone out the window the Klangers and Yacchadie and hey Duggy etc etc and for a week she solely watched Charlie Dimmock's Garden Rescue. Wow that's a much better watch as an adult though than having to watch the clangers. Oh my God, what a relief but we've sadly gone back to the clangers. Oh, that's a shame. Yeah, and who do you think I saw it? I tell you I saw Rob.

Who? The man I can't avoid. Only Anton DuBek. Oh, I thought you meant your own mind, at the Rosé Bar. A Rosé Bar! So Anton de Bic was there? That's three times in three days, wouldn't it? Three times in three days I saw Anton Dubet. And I... You've seen him more than the Strictly people. I've seen him more than Mrs. Dubek, thriller show. He was very good on Saturday on Strictly as well I watched Strictly on Saturday. How was how was he at the the Chelsea Flower Show? Oh he was just wonderful company.

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Sunday brunch with him even though I wasn't doing it with him because I talked about him so much it was very confused oh and I saw him on the Monday and there he was that one of the first days you and Rose have been out together without the kids since it's the new baby? that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was th. th. th. th. the th. the th. I was the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to their. their. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to the to to the toeeeeeee. I was to to to to to the the... It was a fun day, we got quite drunk. Was that one of the first days you and Rose have been out together without the kids? Since it's the new baby? One of our first, it's the first day we've done without the kids. How was that? It was amazing, Rob. So who had the baby. What age is it, what age is it not a nanny and it's just a babysitter? I think that's a babysitter. I think a nanny is if when they're there full-time

time. All right, then we had a babysitter. Yeah, okay, cool. So we went and then we... Yeah, because my mom thinks you've got a full-time nanny. Why does she think that? Because to me babysit are saying nanny. I's what's what's what I I I I I I I I I I I's what I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's what I's I's what I's I's what I'm s I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm. I'm. I'm. I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I I I's I I I I I I I I I I's I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I's I's I I I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I'm s I'm s I'm s I'm s I'm s I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm not. I'm saying. That's why I use the term nanny. Because to me, babysitter implies a 15-year-old who's like doing their GCSE revision in front of the TV while the kids are asleep upstairs. Do you know what I mean? With a doctor rightker in the oven, she brought herself from the shop.

Yeah, that's the image of. She's invited her boyfriend round and not told you that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, babysitter. You know the babysitter slash nanny for the day and it was your first day out. Did you get too drunk or did you pace yourself? No, not too bad, but it was we had a couple of champagne and then it was a free rosé bar. Free rose that's deadly rosé is deadly so we got blanked Rob me and Tom Allen got blanked who buy well this is the thing I'll send you a picture Tom all right so there's a man there and he was selling he's invented an outdoor

it's basically a very very big barbecue where you put your legs under a barbecue to warm them under a blanket under the barbecue it's basically a very very big barbecue where you put your legs underneath it. It's a full kitchen that goes in your garden. It's putting it under a barbecue. To warm them under a blanket under the barbecue. I tell you who is, Rob. And so he was at his stall, he's a famous person. So is it like a bit of a, like a, there's loads of gardens but there's also loads of company selling stuff for gardens. Yeah, let's put it this way. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th let's th let's th let's th let's th. th let's th let's th let's th. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. the they. they. they. they. the the they. the they. they. they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I's th. I's th. I's th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the they. they. they. Okay fair enough. Yeah that's very much a Tom Allen dad purchase. Yeah exactly. Lovely man. Yeah Paul Alan. Yeah Paul Alan, lovely man. And so me and Tom and Rose my wife went to this guy was doing the kind of hobnobbing with the people that were trying to buy his barbecue. Yeah. Where you come and sit down. Tom is in the market for a barbecue. He's only he just moved house. You know. This this this that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. that's th. that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. th. th. th. that people that were trying to buy his barbecue. Yeah. Well, he come and sit down. Tom's in the market for a barbecue.

He's only, he's just moved to house, you know. This guy didn't even acknowledge we were there. Whoa, in what way? He just, he just, genuinely. Yeah, I've got a photo of him. God, it felt, you've got real beefed. You're implying you should know? It didn't even consider that we might be in the market for a leg-warming barbecue. So he just sort of like dismissed you, not just like, didn't, it wasn't he dismissed us. He just, it's like we weren't there. Did you try and talk to him?. So you can cook at the barbecue and everyone can sit around it and have a drink.

So you sat at the table and he completely ignored it. You can see how close we are to him? Yeah, yeah, it's very awkward. And you see it is? It's Guy Ritchie, it's a barbecue table. No, selling it. It's a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. the to. to to to to to to to to to the to to the to the to the the the too. the thi. thi. the the ta ta. the ta ta. to the the ta ta. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. tablea.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. ta.a. ta. ta. ta. ta. Ritchie Barbecue Table. Why is he doing that? This is Guy Ritchie Outdoor Kitchen. He was married to Madonna.

He was all right. I didn't know he had Wikipedia. I know, but you don't, I mean, why is he selling kitchens? I don't know. I tell you what he's not doing, selling them to me and Tom Allen, that's not sure. Oh, he's sneaky little bugger. It was in, it was a scene in the gentleman, you know, his film, so he did his own product placement. Did he?

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to explain to Guy Richie what this podcast was and why it was worth him giving me a free barbecue to mention it on it. If I got one then for free I'd immediately sell it and just keep the money. Of course for scrap at least. How's it how's it been parenting wise though this week Josh you are you working a bit less? I've been doing a lot of early starts Rob. Is that a bit too bleak? What time did you start that? I started that about quarter past five in the morning. So you get through about half a documentary a morning.

And then you finish it off the net. That's hard though because, especially with the Schumacher when you get quite a fun opening dock and then the rest of the, you have to, you start Tuesday, really down, the, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, the, the, to, the, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you have to, you start Tuesday really down because you get the end of it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm watching a lot of documentaries just about old sport. Have you seen them untold ones on Netflix? They're really good. I've watched the one way about the, um, the malice and the palace. Yeah, so all the, watch the rest of the others. They're amazing. Well, Rob, don't worry, I've the the the the the the the the the the rest, the rest, the rest, the rest, the rest, the rest, the rest, the rest, the rest, the rest, their. their. their. their, their, their, their, the, the, the, their. their, their, the, their, the the the the the, the, the, the, the, I's, I's, I's, I's, I. I's, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, the, the, the, the, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I..................................................................................................................to. So you're getting up at 5.30-ish and then you do the morning shift and then you go to work. Oh, I tend to get up 5.30-ish and then I get back to bed. I get another half hour 45 minutes. What time's having to go up? About eight. Okay, so when Rose is a lovely period of the morning. It is, because you're up.

Yeah. Hello? Yeah, I'm totally disagreeing, but letting you finish. Well, I tell you why. Go on. Because it changes markedly once you have a child that wants to choose the television or actively doesn't want to kind of, you know, just be bounced up and down on your legs

while you make faces at them or be on one of those maps with the dangly things, but in fact needs proper input because then it's tiring. So the storm's coming, basically is what you're saying. I know the storm's coming. I'm just trying to get in as're really enjoying it. Can I ask your question? You're a way of work at the moment in a hotel. Will you be getting up at 5.30 a.m. in the hotel to watch a documentary or were you sleeping if possible? I couldn't possibly comment at this day. Yes, I'm just saying it would be a shame to miss

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just a Bromley one, but no, nationwide because they're so religious. No. Yeah. Never open. They're always shut on Sunday, right. tho. they they they they they they theythe sky. So they're always shut on Sunday right and also don't sell anything that promotes the occult. Oh really? Including Harry Potter. You can't lie me they really believe in like God that they're willing to like. That's a big market isn't it? Obviously you can't take your riches into heaven everyone knows that but like... I know. Yeah that is. Do you know who else won't do Sundays? What's that? Due to being very religious? Who? Dan Walker? Oh, strictly. But he just never gets the results. Does he from his dancing? Well Rob, I'm starting to suspect that results is recorded on Saturday night if Dan Walker's still there. Yes but I know that I know that they film strictly all on a Saturday they do the dance and the results and they just

put the answers, the results, the answers. They just put the next show on the Sunday even they recorded it on Saturday. However what happens if it goes past midnight? the theylap. I heard that once once th. th. th. th. th is th is th. th is th is th is th. th. th is th is th. th is th. th. th. th. th. thi is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. that is thi. the. the. the. the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I they're the. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. I the. I theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I they're they're they're they're they're th Walker. I heard that once he turned down match the day because it went beyond midnight. Oh, idiot. Come on, mate. Even God would go, come on. It's match their day. Do you know, like, come on, Walker. Come on, Walker.

Also, Walker, all you're doing is like the top goal scorer as the table and like Burnley versus Southampton being nil-nil. Exactly, it's hardly like you know you're doing a line of coke and presenting TFI Friday, do you know what I mean, on a Sunday? But you've got to respect people's a lit religion. I tell you what, that entertainer thing, it's amazing. But you'd think that would be likethough, isn't it? Occult stuff. That is very interesting. I can mean what the Occult is. It's just anything that worships sort of the hell at hell stuff. Yeah, in hell!

He won't, he won't be able to come on it! Of course we can't put Dan Walker. Name changed for a week? Parenting heaven with Dan Walker. Why don't we do Instagrams and emails? I've got a couple of good emails on Friday before the amazing Lucy Beaumont, but for now, tell me some more updates from your life. So my updates from my life? Okay, well, I went to, I was filming in Iceland, right?

I went to Iceland. I went to Iceland, he throw a throw, a toughur? Afta. A toniputorial, their throw a pool cues back two hours, absolute nightmare to get through passports. Anyway, they want to... Dad's gone to Iceland, a bit of fun. Yeah. I actually saw an Iceland shop in Iceland. Oh lovely.

Did you know that Iceland... Is it open on Sunday? God knows. I don't know what the other week it was. Well, it was... You know, Iceland the country tried to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue Iceland to sue to sue to sue Iceland the totried to sue Iceland the shop for stealing its name No, and then apparently allegedly I don't know if it's true. That's what the guide said that apparently The ice and the shop say we have 1.9 million shoppers a week and there's only 360,000 people in Iceland So actually we are the dominant Iceland. Wow. No, it's good in it? I mean? Let's see which you can get the furthest?? the th, the th, the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the thi? the the the the thi. the the the the the the the the they. thi. thi. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. I they. I they. I th. I th. I th. I th. I they. I's they. I's they. I's they. I's they. I's they. I's they. I's th. I's the. I's they. I Oh wow. Nah. It's good in it.

And is it, but I mean, let's see which of you can get the furthest in the euros. Do you know what I mean? Like all the shoppers from Iceland, I reckon you get a couple of good players. Yeah, Wayne Rodeon. Imagine Wayne Rudy goes in just to pick up a gato before it knows it. He's in the semi-final. Which is, do you know what, better than he ever did when he played for England? But let's not get into that. And they win because they're playing against a team of mechanics that have just used Greece because that's how the world works. Very nice.

Anyway back to religion, when I was in Iceland, it used to be... The cast of Bruce. It used to be really religious Iceland and really thick double glazing windows. I thought that's really weird. It's like no and in ice and it's quiet everywhere. Anyway in middle of the night, I opened the window because it was a bit hot in the room and church bells went off every 40 minutes throughout the night. I was next to the church it was like an an newborn. But you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the the to to to the to be. the to be. I I I the the th. I th. I th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was thi. I was th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm a. I'm a. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm a. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I was next to the church. It was out of a newborn. But, you know, when you're half asleep, I couldn't work out what was going on, because every time they rang, they stopped for a bit, and then I just didn't see, oh, no, I just

was having a new ball in the room. So why were they ringing every 40 minutes? And that, having to be resettled. I think we need to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to to cra, to cra, to to to to their their, their, their, their, tho, thi. thi, thi, their, their, their, tho, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their, I wo, I wo, I wo, I wo, I wo, I wo, I wo, I wo, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I wo, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. tho. thoooooooooooooooooooananananananananananananananananan, thoooo. tho. tho. tho. the. church. Just ring your bell for as much as possible and yeah it was mad but I don't know why it's every 40 minutes if anyone knows why in Rekivik it is every 40 minutes please let me know but it was it was brutal but then the next night I shut the windows it was fine but yeah that was that was that was it's nice and not a bit cold for you to open the window so it's a Absolutely freeze. It's also there are no they don't have umbrellas because they are useless Because it's so windy and the rain comes from the side You just but have to put them like a hood and a hat and it was there's one bit of banter that they love in Iceland I send it people are very similar to sort of British people very self-deprecated where they go if you don't like the Oh my god fire alarm's going off, Rob. Oh no! Oh, it stopped.

It must be a test. Every 40 minutes that's happened at this hotel, you're not going to believe it. It's actually run by evangelical Christian company that are very anti-the-occult being spoken about in their premises. I'm sorry. Anyway, so there's one joke where they say if you don't like the weather the weather the weather they don't like they're they're they're the they're the they're their their they're, if you don't like the weather, wait 10 minutes and it'll change. And they're right, it constantly changes.

So what happens is sometimes the rooms are so warm because it's so cold normally, but if it is hot out there and you've got your fermals and you're getting and it will be red up because it's all built to be warm, it's all built to be warm, it's an absolute layer nightmare. And then we went up this mountain thing and I was freezing cold and then I was so cold and the room couldn't get warm. I laid on the bed for an hour still with all my outside clothes on. Oh my word. Just to try and warm up. It's a great place to go and visit but it's pretty parkey to be fair.

And was the beard good Rob. actually my beard is I got I've been so busy recently my face looks mental I'll send you a picture we put it on Instagram but I'm getting our hair cut today because I just can't I'm going on telling stuff I'd look like I look like I look like you're in an unpopular American indie band you listen to that's my beard can you hear that on the that's my beard that's my beard yeah I can you'd have had to to tie up to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tell. the tell. the tell. the the tell. the tell. the the tell. too. tolde. told. told. to bea. the the to bea. the the that's my beard. Yeah I can. You'd have had to tidy up if I took you to the Chelsea Flower Show Rob. I said I look I look like a prepper look at that. Look at that. Look at that. What a photo that is. Because also your hair from that angle looks quite well cut so it looks like the beard is an intentional kind of grow out. Yes exactly it was a very good good haircut. Paul Sweene. th. th. Yes. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the the their. the the that's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. t. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. I. I. I. I Sweeney, big shout out to EOP barbershops and Will Street. Say what? And yeah, so it's a good haircut, but it's grown out too long now and it looks insane. But the thing, because I was away for four nights, this is what happens

sometimes when I work away from home without the kids. And when you're so used to, when I'm so used to look at it, when I'm so used to look, I, I, I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and I's, and I's, and I'm, the to, to, and I's, and I's, and I's, and I's, to, their, their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, to, to, to-s. And, too, to-s. And, to-s. And, toomorrow, to, to-s, to, to-s, to be a dad for four days. Oh God. You know you get to get used it. So I was in like the soft play and I looked to my phone, looked up, I was like, I've got no idea where my fucking kid is. At all, because I just sort of forgot, because I was used to just looking after me. And it was, yes, I was actually, it's a panic. Because you do forget how them and I think because it's a bit like, you know, I knew Lou before we started gigging loads and stuff. So she's sort of quite used to it, where it's such, is so antisocial my life and everything's different every week. It's never the same. And I'm not moaning. I love my job. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love th. I love th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th thi t too. I too. I too. I too. I too. I too. I too. I too. I know know know thi. I know know th. I know th and I'm very lucky to be doing something I love, but the worst part is is the lack of routine. You're always off somewhere else, do this, do that, different studio here.

You never go into the same place at the time, so you can't plan ahead. And you know, if you meet someone when you're in a middle of that, a lot, a lot of comedians, lifestyle but loose was used to it but then because of lockdown and being at home and the kids are used to be at home and I'm used to be at home I'm finding really hard to be away from him it's horrible and stuff so it's it's it was lovely to come back it's only three or four nights but yes I'm really struggling with that a little bit a moment and you know I've got a a lot more of it coming up over the next few weeks of filming and filming to film to film the way to film to film the to film to film film the to film the to film the to film the to film film the the to film the the the to film the the the the to film the the to film the to film to film. the the to film. I to th to film. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th thi. I the. I the. I'm the the the the. I'm the. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm like that. But I found it, I'm finding it quite difficult, but it is what it is, you can't really do much about it to be honest, but hopefully it'll come down when the tour tour finishes and stuff, but hopefully one day we'll both be less successful and popular, Rob,

and then we can see our children. Well, no, that's not really, what happens there is you still have to be playing to such the same amount of people. You have to be away more. You have to be away more and sometimes for less money because I definitely was away more and earned less money when I first started out before kids. I would drive into Exeter for 40 quid. Nothing wrong with Exeter Rob. You should pay 40 quid to go there. It's that nice. Yeah, I know but I'm just saying you're doing more in petrol especially at the moment bloody ill. The old corn exchange that I mean in Exeter I don't mean them that wasn't what I referred to petrol as. You know bloody corn exchange my good look at that unleaded corn my end. Sound like I had a really like I was making a

satirical point that neither of us understood right just do a a couple of Instagrams or should we do a small business shout out? There's a couple of Instagrams and a small business shout out, yeah? Yep, go. Here we go. Things I don't have an opinion on. This is something we ask for. I'll quite enjoy these. Oh, I love things I don't have an opinion on. Will from Leeds. Love the podcast. I don't have an opinion on whether milk goes in first or last in the tea. Great great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Things. Things. th. Things. Things. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the the the. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Things, the. Things, th. Things, th. Things, th. thing to not have an opinion on. What an easy life? Very strong viewed on that and they shouldn't be. Here we go. This is from Leanne, Megan and Harry, don't give a fuck. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Do continue to send those.

This is Emma, things don't have an opinion on, pineapple and pizza, don't carry the way. Sazzy, underscore, hiya, this is one for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for not for th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. th. to. to. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Sazzy underscore H. Hiya, this is one for not having an opinion on. A few years ago I made my partner toast for breakfast and having run out of his usual spread preference said we have marmite. Do you like marmite and he shrugged and said, er, I'm not fast. I don't love it and I don't hate it. Undermined an entire decade long marketing campaign. The ultimate thing to not have an opinion on. Exactly. Two fingers up to the PR de Barlane. Go swivel. Right, I've got a more tied than Josh, but these are always good. Okay, God. Here we go. Love the podcast. It has been, imagine this. I hate the podcast. I just love the attention of something being read out. I think it's a given. Thank you though for the lovely messages. Hi guys, it has been keeping me entertained during the darker moments of parenting.

I had my second child two weeks ago in lockdown and looking after a baby and attempted to home school. A very reluctant, seven-year-old boy has taken its to to tol. After I had my first son seven years ago, I was so exhausted, I was hallucinating. One night I woke up and in the night, I woke up, I woke up, I woke up, I was, I woke up, I was, I was, I was to, I was to, I was toopopopopopopopopped, I was to, I was to to the the the tooke, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, the the and rolled over to grab my phone to look at the time. I wondered why my phone wasn't doing anything. After too long, I realized I wasn't holding my phone. It was my other hand. I thought my left hand was my phone and I'd been chapping it with my fingers. Oh my God.

You just chapping her own hand but you was the phone. Oh, that happened to me. Because before I was their their their their their their their th. I I I I I was th. I was th. I was th. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thoes. I was thoes. I was thin' thi. I was to to told. told. told. told. told. told. told. I wasn't told. I wasn't told. I wasn't. I wasn't. I was told. I was thoing. I was thoing. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thin. I was thin. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooing. too. too. too. tooooooooooooooooooooooes. I was tolde. I was told. I happened to me. Because before I went to do this film with Josh, I've been doing loads of stuff for the kids and working a lot. Anyway, I've been getting like sillier clock flights, like, or trains at 7, 8 in the morning. So I've been getting up about R4, in a cab at 5 a.m. And I don't know about you, when I've got to be up at 4.m. I just basically laying bed, I'm the clock the clock the clock, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, their, I'm, their, their, I'm, their, I'm, their, I'm, their, I'm, I'm, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, like, like, their, they, they, they, they, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I.ed.ed, I.ed, I.ed, I.ed, I.ed, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'micked and thought I was being picked up at three. So at 2.30 a.m. I got up, I got up, got showed, packed my bag and went downstairs in the reception of the hotel and they just had to come back up again. Oh God. Oh out. Holla, I'm English and my husband is Portuguese. When my children were born, we were told to burn the umbilical cord.

Oh my god, what? This is a Portuguese thing. It's a Portuguese. You'll be loud to do that in the entertainer, I'll tell you that. Just go on a Sunday and do it outside outside, their thi outside, thi outside, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, when thin. When th. When th. When thi, when thi, when thi, when thi, when thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. When thi. When thi. When thi. When thi. When thi. When thi. When thi. When thi. When thi, when thi, when thi, when thi, when thi, when thi, when thi. When thi, when my thi. When my the. When my thea. When my thooooan, when my thea. When my thea. When my thea. When my thea. When thea. When the. When the know. When my children were born, who were told to burn the umbilical cord, you have to burn it because if you throw it away and a rat eats it, your child will become a thief. Oh my god. What? What?

So this is like some sort of Portuguese folklore thing, right? I assume, she's not actually said that, but I assume from the Portuguese husband like, rather than just that she's got a really weird husband. Here we go, I think it's like an old tradition. Okay, trying to burn an umbilical called is a nightmare. My husband was outside of a lighter and the smell of burning flesh. God have put some petrol on it. And it was disgusting. In the end we put it on the barbecue. What? They just cooked it on the barbecue to burn it. Oh my God. I assume it was a disposable one for that purpose. You can't stick it on, imagine sticking that on Guy Ritchie's 50-ground one. You know what, this barbecue's been worth every penny.

It's the only thing. I'm burning an umbilical cord at the same time. He sold 20,000 in Portugal in one day alone. Right, just do a small business shout out. Hello I'm hoping you'll include me in your small business shout out. I worked for a large retail chain you closed all of their stores and made thousands of people redundant just before lockdown one. After the COVID redundancy, WTF do I do now? I set up knots and crosses bakery. I make soft pretzels from home in loads of different flavors. Yes, please. And the doorstep deliveries all across T-side through the height of lockdown.

I still do my deliveries now alongside some markets. But things have got quieter since the world is opening up again, so any shoutouts would be great. I get up at 3 a.m. when I'm baking so I can get my work done without the kids under my feet, six and three-year-olds, homeschooling alongside I run a business from home was fun. I listen to a podcast while I'm working and yours is always one of the front of the queue and always a great cheer up when I felt like everything was a bit too much. Thanks for keeping us smiling Beth so thatthat's at knots and crosses bakery on Instagram I'm sure she

must do home must post them out as well but yeah that's go give some support there she got made redundant and buy yourself some pretzels do you like pretzels you found quite excited about that I love it I love I love a soft pretzel right here we go at knots Knots and crosses bakery yeah give a follow look some they look amazing good. Good luck with it and yeah, you can order, DM to order availability from 8th of October. Get your orders in, get yourself a soft pretzel, guys. My sister has started up her own business

which could solve all your mental load strike party planning problems. Josh, you think you have party planning sorted, but this is what you need. How dare they? At by the box full, B-Y, the B-O-X-F-U-L. It's basically a party in a box, everything you need for kids' party, table decks, party bags, balloons, craft, etc. Very good idea. That's a good idea. No more searching on Amazon for questionable bunting and pombears. How dare you? Take the stress out of the prep, everything you need delivered to your door, stroke park.W.W.W.X.U.L. dot. Dot co. tok. Supporting my sister who has had her first baby during the pandemic and

managed to create a small business at the same time. Love the pod. Thanks, Kara. Good work. Oh, it looks great. I've just seen it. You just get it all in one. So you don't have to go all over. Oh, look, they do Halloween ones, Jungle Safari. Help them out, guys. We will see you on Friday when we've got Lucy Beaumont, and it is an absolutely brilliant. She's brilliant.

Absolutely one of my favorite people to interview.