Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S03 EP5: She hates me...

Episode Date: July 27, 2021

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to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! So, to make ourselves, and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping.

And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're doing. Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with Arthur, can you say Rob Beckett? Rod Beckett? And can you say Josh Widdickham? Rod, Rod. And can you say Josh Widdocken? Rod.

And you know what? to thoo. Rod's a good, do you know what? I think Rod, you know, certain names are cool names aren't they? Like, and then some aren't, but there's a few, a few names like Rodd is cool. Rodney, no. It's a real weird jump off. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, where Rob, Robert, just define who get Joshua Josh, fine. But Rodney to Rodnney to rod is a real jump.. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I where Rob, Robert, just define who get Joshua Josh, fine, but it's Rodney to Rod is a real jump. I love it. I'd love to be Rod Beckett. Yeah, I think that would work. Well, you can be Rod, Robbett. My parents love Rod Stewart and I don't know why they call me Rod

the thoats and horses. But do they like only falls and horses? And they loved they loved only for you could have been Rodney me could have been Rodney Beckett South East London boomers did they like only fools and horses come on mate you can ask if your mom like the whizzles that's close to a hate crime is it no I don't know god I don't know if I culturally appropriated I don't know I don't know if I could have a culled combine harvester well, you've got a brand new Combine Harvester and I'll give you the key. Do you know that's, even more was like a great impression of Charlie Baker in many ways. Right there, Josh. Um, sorry, I'm, I'm, oh, I feel weird and giddy.

Yeah, I'm, I've got an Olympic fever, Rob. Oh, God, I'm absolutely full of it. Do you know my only problem the Olympics is the time zones of Japan and I cannot watch people of a six-pack succeed while I'm in my pants desperately trying to find a coffee. It makes you feel like shit. If you're worried. He woke up at five yesterday. Yeah. I was like, don't bother retelling, I'll take him downstairs. I absolutely loved it. That's the thing, isn't it? You're actually seeing some of these golds win live rather than being told about it by Sam Queck and Dan Baker. Exactly. Dan Walker, yeah. Yeah, it's, mate. I'm up with with Ga, I the ga, I th, I th, I th, I'm up with th, I'm up with th. I'm up with th. I'm up with th. I'm up with th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I was th. I was thath. I was th. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was like, I was like, I was, I's like, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's, I's, I's, I's th. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was th. I was th. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. tho' tho' tho' that tho' that that that that. that. that. that. It's um, mate. I'm up with Gabby, I'm up with

Gabby Logan. Gosh, she doing the night shift. Is she there all in the Olympic breakfast? They're all in them. Saltford. Saltford. Sorry, come from Manchester. They're all far away from Manchester. It's a very different place, Rob. If you do the Lowry, be very clear on that. I'll tell you what if you even suggest the salt. Ss. Ss. Ss. Ss. Ss. the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. the Lowry be very clear on that. I tell you what if you even suggest that Salford I've got it wrong again it's anywhere near Manchester they're not in northern their own thing there in that key. Yeah, near the near the Manchester United football team. It just happened that when I lived in Manchester that would be where I'd go to watch gigs but it was strange I was going from one city to another city to another city to to watch to watch to to to to watch to to to watch to the to the another to watch. Yeah it seems mad to travel all the way from one city to another city on tram that takes eight minutes to another city to watch a show. It's crazy mate. Why don't you just go to a Manchester show instead of traveling that way? It was it was

always very difficult to choose between. What is it? What is it? I've got it? the Salfe? It's fine. You've the the 10. It's their their their their to their to their their to their their their their their to their their their their their train. I's train. I've train. I've train. I'm to to to to to to watch. I'm to watch. I's to watch. I's to watch. I's to watch. I's to watch. I can't to watch. I can't to watch. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can. I can. I can. I can. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm t. S. S. S.that way. They're going to hate me now. It's fine. You've got the Southeast London market's sewn up. I did a gig in Scotland once in Invenes. Yeah. And I was talking about the game articulate. Yeah. And then the blow went, you're seeing it wrong. their game. Yeah. It's not how things work. You're saying. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. It's. their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's it wrong, I just have a different accent to you. That's not how things work, is that you know what I mean? Yeah, if you know you're saying it wrong, then I'm saying it okay. I'm saying it enough for you try to say if anyone, if I'm not saying it's not a nightmare. I know if one or not, if I'm not sure, articulate it's like, articulate it. I mean. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's like, I. I'm. I'm like, I. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's like, absolute nightmare. It didn't work, it didn't work out well. And it's so off-putting Inverness because in the summer it's light until midnight. Is it? Yeah, do you not know this? No. Oh it's great. Everyone's just out on the piss and you're just hammered and it's bright, it's like the midday but it's not, Iceland's like that as well. Iceland has a four hours of sunlight. If I was shagging in Iceland, Rob, I would make sure. I would make sure to have like surely the dream situation is to live in a

can you in Iceland when do you want a shag to have the baby? Well nine months before that bit when it's always dark. Okay so you want a summer baby in Iceland but then babies is always, so it's always daylight? If the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the shagging. If I was I was I was I was shag in I was shag in I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I I I I I was I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I was I was I was I was I was I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. If is th. If th. If th. If. If th. th. If. th. th. th. th. If. th. If th. I was th. I was the th. I was theto have the baby? Well nine months before that bit when it's always dark. Okay so you want a summer baby in Iceland but then the babies is always so it's always daylight you want that? No no I want it to always be dark when the baby is born? Okay I'll get you so you need a winter baby in I'm nature's black outliers. Yeah there's only four more than I need at the moment, Rob. If there's any Icelandic listeners or people that live in in Vinesse or anywhere where there's not much daylight in different seasons, let us know. Let us know. What is it better to have a baby when it's dark all the time or light all the time? Hey, Reckovic guys, let us know. Do email in. I think in terms of just usual, you know, pedestrian British seasons,

I found it a lot easier having a baby, the first one in the winter than I do in the summer. Yes, I'm a fan of a winter baby to a point. Yeah. You can just put more layers on them. Wait, trying to keep a baby cool is hard in the heat. Particularly when they got ginger hair, it's very difficult to keep them cool, Rob. Have you got a ginger? You've got a the. He's starting to look a bit like Alan McGee, the head of creation records. Well it's weird though because my five-year-old she was ginger when she first sort of hair. I was call you a dusty blonde. Yeah, dusty blonde is also my karaoke name. I thought it's gonna a porn star name.

Yeah, I should have, shouldn't I? You've kept it very radio for there. Yeah, sorry, I thought they might be children listening. Yeah, but some people do listen with kids. So apologies. No. I haven't heard fucking hell the other day and my daughter's repeated it. That's because I was getting stressed. They were, it was hard.

I don't know, really. I didn't realize you had a reason. I just had a massive split actually. And for some reason it sends me angry. No, but basically this, this, how stressful is this right? I've got out the back door and locked it and it's got locked so I can't get back in that way so I'm trying to get through the side gate and as I put the key in the side gate it snaps off I'm trapped with children in the in the heat in the garden in the heat and I couldn't get out and then I had to as they're screaming at me I'm trying to pull the key out with my fingernails just because you can just get a little the little the little the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to pull to pull to pull to the to pull the the to pull to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the key out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out the the the the the they. they. they. they. I I they. they. they. they. they. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the try. the little bit that's sheared off but and I went you know and then they both said it and I said you know it doesn't

say what did you do in the end I managed to pull it out and then we had another key I could use to put it in but it basically it got too hot the lock had too hot and it just but it just ate it up I don't know what I don't know I'm blaming the heat for anything something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something I I I I I I I I I I I I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm the I'm the the the the the the the I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm the I'm the I'm the I'm the I'm the I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I'm the I'm the I'm the I'm the I in the heat, melting your key. It wasn't that hot, but it melted my key. It was so hot, Josh. It's the worst time. I had an awful disastrous journey to the shops. Okay. So my local shop, which I like going to, but the slight issue is that the owner of it,

who I'd say is there one day a month. But on that day, he thinks I'm called called Shshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshshh, he's the the the thi, he's thi, he's thi, he's the thi, he's thi, he's thi, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's the the the the the thi, he's thi, he's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho. thoomoomoomoomorrow, thttttthe's ththe's thoomorrow, thoomorrow, thoomorrow, the, the, thi, th day he thinks I'm called Sean. Have I discussed this with you before? No I don't know there so the owner of the shop who's there not not that regular he's not that no he says a range of shops but whenever he sees me he says hi Sean and it's too late. Oh this is awkward it's too late I think he thinks I'm Sean Walsh yes maybe that might be it because he'll say he'll say he he he he he he's he he's he he's th he's th you th you th you th he's th he's th he's th I th I th. th. He's th. He's th. He's thus. He's thus. He's thin thi he's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thin thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thin thin thin thin thin th. He's thin thin th. He's thin thin th. He's thin thin thin thin th. He's thin thin thin th.that might be it. Because he'll say, you know, he's said stuff about like comedy and stuff. So he said, Charleston. Is it as fun as it looks? Or is it tough? Are you concentrating the whole time? Do you get to keep the secret outfits? So he keeps calling you Sean? He keeps calling me Sean. Anyway, but I go there anyway. So it was bedtime and I decided to I decided because obviously two on two at bedtime I thought we needed I can't even remember what we needed. Rose wanted a coffee even though it was 6 p.m. that's how things are

going and I said I'll go and get your coffee and then I'll go to the shop and you know these biblical rainstorms we've been having oh yeah I got caught in that with the baby. Oh no to to th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho. I tho. I go tho. I thi thi tho. I go th. I th. I th. I go th. I go th. I go th. I go tho o' tho on thi thi thi thi. I go thi. I go th. I go I go I go I go I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. I go the. I got caught in that with the baby. Do you know what Rob? He was about four days ago and it was so bad that I've almost wiped it from my mind. At the time I thought this is possibly the worst experience I've had. And now I'm trying to remember it, I can't really remember, I just remember standing in the street in the rain with a baby in the in the plastic thing and walking around the shops and he screamed for the 20 minutes. So it was a baby was a baby covered with the plastic. Yeah, come to the plastic but he was screaming the whole way.

Oh no. And I was going to get coffee and then I was going to get something else and now I got called Sean obviously. And it was just the lowest moment. So was you did you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Did the. Did the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea called Sean obviously and it was just the lowest moment. So was you did you have an umbrella do you have a coat on? No I had a coat but I've got an anaraq that I think the dry cleaners made it not waterproof anymore Rob. Oh it's got no he needs a new waxing Rob he needs a new film on it yes exactly so that was an awful what make is it? It's Albaam, which is admittedly it's no it's like a trendy London shop. So look I'm gonna tell you something now right. Get a North Face. Look, even Norface isn't that great. You need to go real nerd. You need to go like Rab or Columbia, one of them ones. I don't realize this, you know, I think it's a middle-class thing.

I didn't realize that you can go out in the rain if you could, you just have to buy Goretec stuff and waterproof stuff, but when I was growing up, I just thought if it was raining you just had wet feet. Because we couldn't really afford full, because you get an anaraqaq, because you get an anaraq. It's not waterproof. I've. It's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, you, that, you that, you that, you that, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. thi, thi, you thi, you th. You to it as waterproof. I've got waterproof. The Arctic monkeys. Do you know I mean? I've just googled Alba and there's no way that is waterproof I'm telling you now. Yeah no chance yeah and you just get soaking wear but now I'm gabbling in Goretics footwear. Are you? I've got some Gortense footwear. Yeah sure. Blobey how Rob. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Blo. Rob. that. the that. Rob. that. Rob. that. that. that. that. Rob. that. that. that. the the that. that. that. the the that. that. I. I. I that. I that. I' that. I've that. I've that. I've just. I've that. I've that. I've just. I've just. I've just. I've that. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I'll. I'll. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'. I'. I'. I'. I've the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that. I've just just just just. I've just. I've just and I've actually got waterproof trousers from Gulf. I popped them on the other day for a walk. I came home and I just bored Lou to tears by going, I'm fully dry. And Lou was going, yes, because you've worn waterproof clothing. I was like, yeah, I know, but I never knew that was an option.

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And I think you need to address this. Oh, go on a together on Saturday didn't we? And yes we did, yeah Blankety Blank. That was great for. I had a lovely time on Blankety Blank Rob. Well, I had a right touch, didn't I? Because I went there for the early touch, because I went there for the early touch. You really are, you had a light toub.

to have a shame I won't see Josh all of a sudden someone's been pinged and has to isolate Rob do you want to stay for the second show? Of course I want to stay for the second show. To do it not just to watch of course. Oh no yeah I was in there doing all the blankety blank guesses Bradley Walsh and you were on there as well Josh. What a lovely time what's a group of people with Tams in half way. With Tams in half half. you now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I. to. to. I. to. I. I. I.ing about that. It was not awkward. It was awkward. It was not awkward. You've written a sitcom, which you know, hands up, I've not watched. And, um, that's fine. I'll be honest. Rob, you're in touch with the nation. No, as far as I'm concerned, it was a good sitcom, you had a few years about of doing it. Three seasons that's great. I look basically I didn't realize that you wrote a scene in it where you kissed Tamsin Althway. Well that wasn't the

scene metal from Eastenders as wretz. And you ended up kissing her in the in your own sitcom that you wrote which seems weird. I mean I don't feel like it needs a big love story does it a sitcom about you? I don't see people look at you. It's not a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not the th. It's not th. It's not th. It's not th. It's not th. It's not. It's not th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. t., yeah, but no one looks at Josh Wooden and goes, I bet this is going to be a romantic sitcom. It wasn't romantic, Rob. It was amusing. But it just so happened that that was how the scene played out. Yeah, and then you got reunited with her at Blankety Blank. She was a great laugh. She was a th. She was. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. thin. thi. thin. tho. tho. thoom. It was thoom. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. th. th. th. It was a romantic. th. th. th. th. It was a th. th. It was a th. It was a thi. It was a thi. It was a thi. It was a thoooooooooooooooooo. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a romantic. It was a thi. It was a great laugh on blankety blank I thought. Yeah, she really wanted to win. I've never seen anyone be competitive about blank. It's unbelievable. It's just like, you know, Bradley Walch is nice. They're filming it near my

out in Mainstone. Yes, I do want to do two records in a day. Craig Ripplewood, absolutely a lovely presence after all. Craig Griffel Howard, lovely guy. Oh my God, this has gone so show-busy, Josh. It really had. I know you only bringing this up to try and get me in trouble with Lou. Well, let me just tell you my issue I had with Blankty Blank, Rob, which you're not going to believe. So I was in the front row, yep. And you're getting blankety blank neck. You was getting blankety blank neck? I was getting blankety blank neck? My neck was playing up from being in the front row blankity blank. That's a very niche disorder the blank neck. I totally get it though because you're having to crane your neck fully behind you and up at what, what, five degree angle? Yeah, yeah exactly. It's not good for you but you know you can't really moan about it. No one else has, there's no

society built for the other sufferers of the blankety block. No, you don't go to a physiotherapist and they go, oh we had Debbie McGee with this last week. Yeah, yeah it's on next week so he'll probably be in as well. That's a big night then. Janine from East Stendham's was in with a Blank-Neck, Blank Neck, she's requested to go top level for next series. Top level is an absolute win.

No worries about Blankneck. Oh, Rebel All was absolutely. fine isn't he? He wasn't his first rodeo on a panel, was it? He knows where to sit. Obviously I enjoyed the proximity to Bradley. I enjoyed that bonus but Bradley, yeah, you were so close to Bradley. Well you look like the teachers pet that sat there next to Bradley. I did feel like the Dweave on the bus. I did feel like the dwe not bad actually. I've sort of recovered when I sat at top level. But I know what you're going to say because basically I got asked to do the second record and there's like a two-hour gap between the shows and I decided to stay at the studio and just have a sleep on a sofa when the studio was 20 minutes from my house. Yeah, it was a madestone. the studio. Yeah, it was a thia. Yeah, it was a thia thia. Yeah, it was a thia sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto sto. Yeah, you. Yeah, you, you, you, you, you, it was. thian, it was. It was. It was. It was, it was, it was, it was a thi, it was a th th. It was, it was, it was th. It was th. It was th. It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was a th, it was a th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, it was a thi, it was a thi, it was a thi, it was a thi, it was a that, it was a that, it was a that, I was a that, I was a that, that, that, that, that, that, that, it could have gone home, done some parenting, come back. I could have, mate, but I had to get my neck back in line, didn't I?

Unbelievable. Look, look, no, you're going to have to do bedtime on your own. I've got blanky, blank neck and I'm straight back in for another blank guessing game. You're asleep on the clock. You're asleep. No, I wasn't getting paid paid paid. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I wasn't, I wasn't, I was, I was, I suppose you weren't getting paid in the middle bit. I suppose you weren't getting paid in the middle bit. No, you don't get a fee for weight, no, no, no, exactly. No, it was up. It was up to me, I had my own time. I just on them. Go on him. Well, I talked about what my girls do now, which is quite weird.

They go to the toilet together. What back to back? Like the CAPA logo? I don't know how that they share it. They go, they go, they go, so when one guy they need a wee, they're kept an't, whenever one goes, I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, their, their, their, to go, to go, their, to go, to go, their. their. their, they go, they go, they go, to to to to to to go, to go, to go, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, to....................... to.. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. to. to. to. to. to. their. to. to, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, to, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, backsized toilet, right? We've got two toilets. They don't even realize how lucky they are. I grew up with one toilet, we've got two in our hands. They want to rub their face in that. And they go, share? So what they do is just sort of like sit on the toilet with one at the front, one at the back and then we at the same time. Oh, like they're like. That's their. That's their. That's that. That's. That's like. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that. That's like. That's. That's like. That's like. That's like. That's like. Like. That's. Like. Like. Like. Like. That's like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like, like. Like, like. Like, the. Like, the. the. the. they. they. they. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're like, they're they're like, they're like, they're like. they're like. they're... I've not seen them share a number two, I think that's too much. Only we. Wow, and how does that work? I don't know.

Have you taken an endearing photo of that, Rob, or is it too much? I don't know how comfortable I feel about it anyway, never mind. Maybe I need to take an endearing photo of my children pissing. You don't have to develop photos photos photos photos photos photos photos photos photos photos in trouble. It's just there for you know, the embarrassing. Yeah, because that's quite on your phone, you don't, you know, you've got a picture of your kids with their bum out in the garden plan or what I mean, oh, there's a cute photo and you may send it to your mom, but that's not going to, you know, theyn't, to out to the school group. Imagine having to go into boots and you don't realize it as like, your kid's knob in the photo. That's just, that's stressed, that must have been so stressful back in the

the, I wouldn't. Yeah, because obviously you don't know what's on your on your camera, your camera, do you back, back in the bloody day, Rob? Yeah, no idea what's on the on the on the instant what was it the film the film oh my god that's bad I kind of remember what photos were printed on the photo film the role film film the role just on the film on the negatives I don't know the negatives on the negatives on the positives oh Josh also I watched you on catchphrase the other day it was on the tele all right and I thought we didphrase the other day, it was on the tele. Oh right, yeah.

And I thought we did really well. That final round was hard. I got one away, didn't I? It was very different. I did well, but we should say that I was up against Gemma Atkinson, fair enough. And a dancer from Strictly, who was second language English. What a show to be on. I know. No, but I'm just saying, yeah, but that you got to the final, but the final round was hard. You did, well, you got like 10, 20 grand or something, but it was tough. I thought we did really well. They talk about you were there, Rob, like

they talk about you doing catchphrase. Yeah. Like if someone has played football with Pellay. their to thapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. to to to to to be. to to be. to be. to be. to to their. to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. today. today. today. today. t. today. t. today. today. today. today. the. the. the.. It's the best thing I've ever done, I'd say. That's the best performance of mine ever, in anything of all time. I did it all with like 10 seconds to go and it just the stars aligned and it was just a moment of magic, but you can't replicate it. You're made for those shows, Rob, watching your blankety-blank. I'm going to ask a question. If you could host one show of any of them, what would you choose? I always wanted you bet because that was my favorite show as a kid but I think when Bradley Walsh has had enough a blankety blank I am ready for it. Yeah,

whenever you need me I'm ready for the call. I'm like Gerard up at Rangers waiting for clock to retire. It's astonishing call considering we were on his first episode. That's what I'm saying though. Whenever he's ready, whatever he's ready to hang up the, hang up the checkbook, whatever it is. Yeah, it's not even been on tele, yet. Bradley Walsh is the master. I'm nowhere near as good. He's so good. Love Bradley Walsh. Love Bradley. Brad.

He prefers to be called Brad? Brad, just keep it, yeah, Brad, just keep it, keep it, chill. Rob. Do you know what, for someone who's so good and so popular, like anything he does, the crowd go mad for it, they absolutely adore him. He's excellent anyway, but they're just so given't, so. giving and nice and welcome into everyone when really you could in that position be a bit of an ass couldn't you you could just be like you know but he's so you're around when you take over oh yeah yeah I want I want someone to say to me Rob you've changed and I go yeah fucking right I have

I have I'm only joking now turn your neck round and see if that's comfortable for you fucking yeah right now let's match the blanks. I've got a campfire here on for sale, up for grabs. I can't cope Josh, I don't know what's wrong with me today. You seem very, very, very, your word choice is all over the shot. I know, I'm pumped up, I'm pumped up. Why you pumped up? Olympics. Olympics. It's Monday. You know, like, you know, we're all unlocking, back on tour, that kind of stuff. And we've got loads of good correspondence coming, Josh. Oh, can I just tell you some on my phone? You've saved some on your phone?

Can I just tell you a couple of bad things that have happened to me? Yeah, that's good. Okay. Okay. that's nice to hear that. the th. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th. th tho. tho. tho. to to to to to to to to to to tho. tho. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoo. thooooooooo. the toooo. too. too. too. too. too. to to to to to to to to this is true Rob. Go on. I got my weekly screen time report on my phone, Rob. I know you've seen this because I put on Instagram. 16 hours, 3 minutes a day. That can't be true. I'm not eating So there's periods when I can't have been on my phone. What's it saying at the moment then? What is it this week? Is it changed back? Oh I will have just got my one from Monday? You should have got it. Can you find that? Yeah, five hours 56 this week. Right, so that might have what may have happened? You may have left like YouTube or podters on overnight when you're like you passed out with it on? Yeah, I don't do that though, I don't think. What's your go-to to try and get to sleep? Looking at your phone?

Do you watch something? Do you listen something? I put on a podcast. If it's a nap, normally at night I can get to sleep. If I go for a nap I put on a podcast I'm not to to to to to to to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to to go. to go. to go. to to go. to go. to to to go. to thia. thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. I don't th. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't thi. I don't. thi. thi. What thi. What thi. What's thi. What's thi. What's thoooooooooan. I don't thoooooooooo. I don't the. I don't the. I don't th that I'm not very interested in. Oh, okay. Are you willing to share what that is? I would just be football-based. It would just be like BBC Football Daily or something, like a generic football transfer talk or something like that. Okay, fair enough. And yeah, that comes 16 hours can't be true. Mine's about five hours.

16 hours. So, I know I'm not getting eight hours hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16, 16, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours. So, 16 hours. 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours, 16 hours. 16 hours. So, 16 sleep, but say I'm getting six hours sleep, that means I'm only having one hour 57 when I'm not on my phone. That it must be a mistake. Yeah it's got it's sat now for about six hours but that's not ruined the whole week. Yeah that might be that's only one journey. How was your trip to Brighton? It was very nice. It was yeah it was very pleasant actually. How was the gig? That it, that it, that it, that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was that it was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. I th. thi. th. I th. I was th. I was your trip to Brighton? It was very nice. It was, yeah, it was very pleasant actually. How's the gig? Yeah, it was nice. Oh, well, they do it on a hill,

this outside gig. And so there's about a thousand people outside the fence that were just watching from the hill, which was an unbelievable misjudgment. Will Briggs who ran the gig but there we go. And you could all just hear it and just stand there for free and watch it. Yeah because there's big screens. All right okay yeah he's had a nightmare to do? Yeah and it's and then you'd reference them and they cheer and it would be louder than the cheer inside because there's more people outside. It's like the old days of Glastonbury. What um and how was it with the, did you come back, how you split the parenting then? Because you're parenting Rob. The heat has been a problem, the heat has been a problem, Rob. Yeah.

So, because he doesn't like to sit down, right? He's always potlum. He likes to be like a mom in the night. Yeah. Oh, and sat down all day. So he likes to be walked around, Rob. So those days of the heat, you're essentially, I mean, I don't want to overstate this, but if someone said to me, did you know at Gretano-Grantanamo Bay that they make them walk around holding a hot water bottle in the blazing sun for eight hours a day, I'd go, yeah, that's so hot the time and moved around. Hold all the time and he's fucking boiling, right?

That's so hot. They're so hot. They're so hot and you're just walking, holding this boiling hot water bottle basically. It's an unbelievable thing to do with your time. I did see a photo of you in a cafe that Rose put up and you look so tired and fed up. Yeah, well, I was. I was. But we seem to be getting through the acid reflux now.

Oh, that's good. Any better with the sleeping? A bit dependent on the night. Dependent on the night. But, um, yeah, it's, I'm hoping we're through the worst of the acid reflux. But that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th is th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin. Oh, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Oh, the. Oh, thin. Oh, th. Oh, through the worst of the acid reflux, but that's what you say, isn't it? This is kind of next week's episode's going to be an absolute shit storm probably because I've said that, so I don't want to get... You don't want to get cocky with the acid reflux, basically.

Don't want to get cocky with the acid reflux, Rob. I tell you what I've been, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, the, to, to, to, the, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, the, the, the, to, they.. to, to, the told, to, to, to, to, told, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to for the girls to learn how to ride. Oh! Because we bought, we had, we bought them up other bikes for Christmas, but they're like so, they're pretty ones, like, but they're so heavy and they just, the tires aren't very good on them. So I've bought them like proper like functional bikes so they're, like, so their fuzkional bikes. thiii. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, we're, we're, we're, we're, thi, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's. So, it's just they're just going to crash and then she sort of gets it and does it for a bit. What are you doing in the garden or in the park? Well in the gardens we've got a little bit of it's just not the thing is it's just not a long enough bit of like patio to practice it by the time she gets it she's got to stop so I think I just to take it to the park. the park. the park. the park. so. so. the the park. So. So. So. So. So I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. So I th I th I th I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the garden. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the garden. the garden. the garden. they. the garden. the garden. the garden. the. the. the. they's they's they's the garden. they garden. they garden. they they garden. they they's they's the garden. got quite a long bit of pavement around the edge that's sort of like a sort of walk. So I'm going to take her there, but I think maybe it's just because it's too.

But now I'm just like, if I let go, she's going to smash into the floor. So what are you holding on to? The seat? Back of the sea, and then sort of letting go. window she looks at herself. I'm blessed so though you can see how a kid basically forms their self-confidence where she was like I'm not good at this because she fell off and I was like no you're good and you have to work so hard also as well though because you're like physically bent over trying to go all over the gaff and they're going I'm not very good at this and part of you're going no you're not but you'll but yeah I can't say you know no one's good at it straight away exactly and then

but also you're trying I'm trying to be so positive I know you're really good it just takes practice keep going well done and she's anyway she did it and she's cycle for him for a little bit and then you know I then I'm like, she's got too cocky now because that didn't deserve a full but you know, but I'm being really positive. You got on the bike and show it out, oh it was done, it was done a wheelie, mate? Yeah, just done a quick Ollie on my own of the DNA. But then I was trying to be really positive, but then at some point when make sure that you're not like projecting that into her it's so hard it's so hard to not fuck your kids up at it in the head oh mate it's it's a losing battle why do we bother just

just minimizing the damage in it basically exactly just just make sure that the reason you fuc him up is something you didn't realize you're doing. You know what I mean? Rather than something you need, an accident, just a personal big work. You are shit at riding a bike. Yeah. That you're in control of that. That's bad, shouldn't do that. So just, you know, if it comes off passively, that's not really your fault. That's just life. Is that a question? If you're holding onto the seat and she goes, she falls. Is that a strong enough hold to keep a child on a bike vertical? Well, you know what I mean? It's sort of just, I'm just sort of doing it to help, like, she's taught of doing it

on her own quite well, but I'm just sort of doing that. So if she goes too far right, I just did a slight adjustment. I'm not keeping the balance balance, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she's the balance, she's the balance, she's the balance, she's the balance, she's the balance, she's the balance, she's thi, she's thi, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she's, she's the balance, she's the balance, she's the balance, the balance, the balance, the thi's thi's thi's thi's thoooooomomorrow, thi's thi's thi's thi's adjustment. It's like starting someone in the gym. Oh, you're not keeping the balance. She's keeping the balance and I'm just, if she's, but then it's basically the garden's far, is too small to teach a kid out to ride a bike. So I'm gonna have to take it down the parks. I'm thii. they didn't want to go. So it's like it's weird that it's for like three plus. So they've gone together because the five-year-old and three-year-old but it just seems too grown up to send the three-year-old to and she was like oh I don't want to go don't want to go but Luzer's message and said they went in

really into gymnastics. Wow that's just a bit like, oh God, but you just sort of have to let them. If they're really into gymnastics, you've absolutely messed your life up there, mate. I think that's all right. I take the hours. Yeah, but whatever they do take time, at least you're indoors. Yeah, but what you want them to be good at is like computer games at home. No, do you know what though? I think gymnastics and dance What you I never really properly did sport as a kid and I ain't quite badly so I was A bit overweight and not very fit so I'm trying to get fit as an adult It's so hard but sometimes gymnastics or dance is quite good to establish a core strength that if you're good at gymnastics, it's helpful for every other sport. Yeah, is it because it's good you're you're then a flexible and agile and in you get like you know with a strong core that can be transferred into any sport

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Rebirth of just like trying to be called and trendy again. Do you know, I mean? Remarry, he's got a mullet. kids. It's the fall of Rob Beckett. I don't think Lou will leave it. I'm, you know, I'd never leave her. I love her. The thing you said earlier about the fact she's not impressed by anything you do was slightly worry. I mean, I couldn't be, I wouldn't be surprised if she has enough. I'm hard to live with. Just, I'm not, I'm difficult. I'm just so happy. Once your daughter's the dothed the bike once th daughter's th daughter's th daughter's thor thor thor th. Once once once once once thor thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. Once thi. Once thi. Once thi. Once thi. Once thi. Once thi. Once thi. Once thi. Once thi. Once their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I th. I's th. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's things things. I's things things. I's things the. I's thi. I'm not thi. I'm not thi. I'm their of stuff. I'm just very jolly and Lou can... Lou likes to be a bit... She likes to sneer a little bit and get moany where I'm just like, it's gonna be alright, she's just... You know, if I feel a bit fed up, I try and bring it back back up,

where Lou's one of those people, which I think's better for you mentally, to sort of allow yourself's all right and just bring the mood away push the negative away bury it down below the surface bury it until you're 70 right let's do some correspondence I've blabbered on for ages I've got some correspondence through Ellie Taylor oh Ellie tayler the talking about her the the the the talking about her poos after Labour. Someone got in touch with her and Ellie's passed it on for us. Would you like that? Yeah.

Hello. I just had to message you at a well done virtual high five. Just listen to your lockdown parenting help podcast episode. They're compelled to reach out as I can 100% empathize with the whole Ellie Taylor poop. I had an almost identical experience to you. However, should we just say, this is about a post Cisarian, after a Cesarian, how tough it is, and Ellie had to dispose of hers with a shower cap. Is that correct? Yeah, break it up with a hand, yeah, because it was

blocking the too. Yeah, I had an almost identical experience to you, however, I didn't go down to to to to to the experience to to to to to to to the experience to to to to to to to the experience to to to to the experience to to to to the experience to to to the experience to to to the experience to the experience to to the experience the experience to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience experience the experience experience experience the experience experience the experience the experience the experience the experience the experience the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the experience the the experience experience experience experience experience experience, the the the the the the the the thooooooooooo' experience to you. However, however, to to to to to a hand because it was blocking the toil. Yeah. I had an almost identical experience to you, however, I didn't go down the shower cap route. I found some disposable bamboo cutlery left over from a barbecue and chopped it up with that. Obviously like in the bowl still she didn't get it out on a plate. Yeah, I had some cold straw and a potato salad with it as well. Oh dear, you know it's all good to talk about. Everyone's going through it. Oh, you know we put a shout out for what I said don't, that chair's not for jumping on, it's for sitting on. Yeah. Um, last week. And now we're trying to find parent saying that made me truly feel like like that I that I th and th and th and th and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th tho tho tho tho tho thea. try try try try try try try try try thea thea. to to to to to to to to to to to this one come in, this one's from Allison Garfield, Bickford, which is quite the name. My parents saying that made me truly feel like I'd finally become a parent, if you're not hungry for a banana, then you're not hungry. Oh yes, yes, that is absolutely on the money. Oh, here's another one I've had, and this has really made me laugh. This is from Claire Riley from Windermere. Dear, to to to to to their, to their, to their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, thus, the, the, the, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, th. Yes, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's, thi, thi's tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho'er, this has really made me laugh. This is from Claire Riley from Windermere. She said, Dear Josh and Robert, I'm listening to your latest podcast about Josh's new dad exhaustion. I thought I would share with you an

amusing story that happened to my husband and I. A few days after my son was born, my elderly neighbor came round with her lovely outfit for the baby. She handed the bag to my husband and said I've got nine months. My husband slightly. the to to the to the to the to the to tha tho tho tho th. th. thuuad th. thuad thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. I thus. I'm th. I'm the th. I'm the the the the the tho. I'm th. I'm their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm amusing. I'm amusing. I'm amusing. I'm amusing. I'm amusing. I'm amusing. I'm amusing. I'm amusing. today. today today today today today today. today's th. th.ly replied, I'm sorry to hear that, Jean. She looked a bit amused and went home. Once my husband had closed the front door and come upstairs, he realized she was in fact referring to the age of the baby grocery bought and not her life expectancy. From Claire Riley, I've got nine months.

Oh my gosh. Oh my God. Absolutely unbelievable. Brutal. Absolutely brutal. That got you, didn't it? Oh, that's my kind of humour. Our baby's big, Rob. He's already exceeding the month thing.

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and she went, I don't know what to put down to my mom. And she was like, well, I the chart doesn't go that off either. The chart doesn't go that high. Well, you'll have to change your chart because I can't change the size of his head. He has got such a massive head though, my brother. He can't wear hats. I can't wear hats. I can't wear hats. My heads, I've got a large head actually. You've got a big... Yeah, it's got a bit of the back, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the the the the the th, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the the the th, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the the, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Because, I, I, I can't, th. Because, th. Because, that, that, that, because, because, because, th. Because, I wear hats. My heads, I've got a large skull. You do have a large head actually. Yeah, it's got a bit of the back as well. It's so. It's got a bit of the back. You know like it goes, it's long, like it's long at the back. Like a roof ruck on a steak

car. Exactly. Exactly. But you don't realize you've got a big head until you steak cart like a roof box. Yeah, exactly. But don't realize you've got a big head until you try and wear a hat. That's the moment when it all crystallizes in your mind that you've got a big head. You can't wear a hat. you can't wear a hat when you first started doing tele. It's always the classic when you see people do like the one appearance on tell you get a black hat and shuffle, like a cat. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. That, th. That, th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. That's that, that, th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. th. It's th. It's that's that's that's thateeeat's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that who they are. I couldn't. And you know I can't wear woolly hats, Rob? Why can't you wear woolly hats? Send me to sleep. What? What?

So if I, yeah, if I can't wear a willy hat hat because it will send me to sleep. Because it heats up my ears, which it sends me to sleep. So if you get hot ears, so if you get hot ears, so if I get, like, like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I can, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can th, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can th, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. thi, th. th. thi, th. t t t t took, took, thi, thi, th big headphones, which it tends me to sleep. If you get hot ears, so if we all start talking about you at the same time, you'll fall with sleep. Yeah, exactly. I'm fully aware that. Okay, guys, let's all set o'clock. That's all mentioned Josh Winnock's name at midnight on Thursday just to get himself to sloot. Yeah. I'm fine though, I'm never really cold enough for a woolly at. No? No. I'm quite a hot-blooded guy.

Are you? Yeah. Are we flirting? Are we flirting? Right, Josh, I've got another story. Yeah. Hi, Rob and Josh, just listening to the episode talking about exhaustion with kids where a woman said she was so tired he was asleep while. I fell asleep whilst getting a bikini wax. Oh wow. A Hollywood's all gone isn't it?

I don't know. I think Hollywood's completely bald and I think Brazilians are little little landing strip isn't it? Landstrip is what they would say isn't it? Yeah and then the 70s Parisian is where they just leave it. Yeah, they just purr it. A Hollywood, here it goes, at the time my son was nine months old and was waking up every 40 minutes and take about a fuck off. And taking about half an hour to sue back to sleep. Oh my word. Dreadful. Hopefully that makes you feel a bit better, Josh.

Someone has it worse from Charlotte, the sleeping wax victim. Yeah, well, fair enough. Fair enough, that is absolutely awful. What an awful situation to be in that. We've got loads of teeth chat off the back of talking about keeping the umbilical cord. Oh, yeah. Some people keep the umbilical court. I think the Whitmore and Sterling have got it framed in their house.

So there's loads of people of people people people peoplethis. Listening to Tuesday's podcast, a bit about the rank-belly button and wondering what we're meant to do with the teeth. I have all my boys' baby teeth and I don't know why. What am I going to do with them? I've always wondered what I meant to do with them when't worked it out. And have two full mouth of teeth in a box. Just get rid. Just get rid. They've got no memories attached.

You will never look at them and go, oh, that reminds me of when my children were children. Do you know what I mean? If I had the option of having my baby teeth given to me, I wouldn't give a... The only way they're ever going to be worth anything is if your children became huge, important historical figures in which case those teeth would suddenly be worth something. Even then, would you buy John Lennon's baby teeth?

No, I wouldn't actually, no, no. Damon to thea. I wouldn't buy, I wouldn't buy, I like John Lennon as much as I like Damon. I wouldn't buy either the baby te tie. The John Lennon wants to be too expensive, but I think, no, I wouldn't want anyone's baby teeth. Well, there's another one as well. Off the back of keeping shrivelled up belly button of your kids. I thought I'd share something that long similar lines to throw it out mix of teeth from all her three kids. She got no idea what to do from that.

What's there just in a kind of pick and mix? It's a pick a mix. He said probably make a necklace out of him one. Oh my God. My papa, papashongo from wrestling. No. Oh, another one. Hi both. I was listening to your podcastthat had fallen out and celitate them to a framed portrait of us which was hanging on the living room wall. Oh my God. Literally there were dozens of teeth celiates in the back. If it is anyone was to see it you would think my dad's a total freak. Yeah, yeah of course. Throw them to donate them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. them. their their their their their their their their their their their th. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. throw their their throw throw their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. I their. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, tape. Oh. Oh. Oh, try. Oh, try. Oh, try. Oh, try. Oh, try. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh. Or donate them to science. Can you do that? Do they need them? I don't know. I don't know. You don't need that. You don't need that stuff. You don't need your nail clippings or

you're not having hues. Do you know what I mean? You're not living in a kind of weird bubble where you're keeping your stuff. Oh, I feel quite strongly about this. We just start a campaign. the baby tee tip tip tip tip tip tip te te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tip. You. You. You. You. You don't. You don't te. You don't te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. to to te. of all baby teeth. We don't need it. Send us photos or videos of you putting the baby teeth in the bin. Let's get rid of them. Yeah. We've got some people coming in with stuff about badgers because Ellie's got a badger problem and you can't get rid of badgers can you? They're protected. I've just listened to today's today's. I've just listened today. I've just today. I've just today. today. today. today. today's. today's. their today's their today's today's their today's their their today's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. today's. today's. today's. today's. today's. today's. today's. today's. today's. today's. today's. today's. today's today's tod live in the dubious zone 9 area of Essex. Zone 9. And last summer, their lawn was somewhat destroyed by a badger. Maybe it was even the same one. I just had my first baby and living in a factory in lockdown and used to spend a lot of time in my parents' garden, which meant also witnessing my dad who was working from home coming to the garden. We on the hole where the badger had dug

or sometimes into a bucket, which related to be poured on said hole, then immediate disappear inside to work. Apparently there's something in male weed that scares of badgers. I'm pretty sure we found out on Google, but it did actually work. I'll pass it on too early.

I'll pass it too early. This is Alex who can't afford to live in zone 9, so she lives in zone 6. Oh, so is it more expensive? What, is zone 9 more expensive? Because it's more countrysidey? The further out of London, the cheaper it got, but does it come back round again? You must, because you're in like the green belt or whatever it's called. Who knows? Who knows? Who knows? Piss on the badgers and see what happens. Yeah, let me just text her. Let me just text her. You hold there. I'll hold the fault.

What's they right? Get your husband to piss on the badger. That sounds like a euphemism role. Oh God, it sounds like, yeah it does. That sounds like that sounds bad. The whole. The badger. That's. That sounds like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the badgers have dug. Get him to piss on your badger's hole and then the badger won't be there anymore. So we're helping. We're helping Ellie out of a badger prop. I've sent it, there we go. Poor old Ellie's going to be defined by having a massive shit and a piss-covered badger roll. The things people do to sell their book, Rob. Fire book for gold so. Right. Small business business to to to to to to business. thiiiiiiiiiiii. to to to to to thi. thi. thi. to thi. thi. thi. to thi. thi. to to thi. to to to thoomp- thi. thi. thoom-s. thoom-s. thoom-s. thoom. thoom. thoom. th. the the their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Get. thi. Get. Get thi. tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. do to sell them. Fire book for gold soap. Fire book is very good. Right. Uh, small business shoutouts?

Yes, let's do small business shoutouts. I've got one. This is a really good idea that I want to support. It's not a business. It's almost like a charity. I don't know what you call it's called. It's a proper bloc's club. I don't know what you call it. It's called the proper bloke's club. Okay. Which is you can find them and let me get up get their website up. It's a society basically. This guy started in lockdown and he does

walks. He does London in a moment southeast London. The proper blokes club. Co. the proper bloc. the different walks and he does all these different walks and you don't have to to the took. pay, you just turn up and it's just men going for a walk and having a chat about mental health and mental health awareness. Oh, that's good. And it's a really good, it's really blown up. So he does one in South, in Suffolk, in Suffolk, in Suvark, in South, in Suisse, day at 7 p.m. meet by Cutty Sark and Wallington on Tuesday at 630 p.m. It's just one bloke who started this a year ago in lockdown he had like 20 people on his walk the other day and if you go to the proper bloke's club that code at UK there's all stuff like that the way you can support them what walks they do

testimonials contact and loads that just that just if you can talk to people that you can talk as much as you want or as little as you want but it's an opportunity. You have to talk about mental health. Do they tell you shut up if you don't talk about mental health? No I don't think it's like extreme. I think they're quite chilled. Did you see strictly last night? I'm sorry I can't talk you about that. It's literally has to be the the way. It has the way. It has literally has the way. It has the way. It has the way. It has the way. It has to the way. It has to the way. It has to to the way. It has to the way. It has to be to to be literally has to be literally has to be. It has to be. It has to be. It has to have to have to have to have. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just. It's. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It anyone. So it's a proper bloke's club. You can get them on Twitter and they're on Instagram as well. The underscore, proper, underscore, bloke's, underscore club. I'm getting flashbacks to that flat pack guy. Oh my word, people. Keep it simple. I'll share it on my Instagram as well and stuff, the Instagram or proper bloke's club Hey, Rob and Joshua, come on. What's that all about?

Where's that? Joshua. Why is he get Rob? Surely, it should be, hey, Robert and Joshua. Love your podcast, which provides comfort and laughter to my husband and I, as we navigate becoming parents, our son is 17 months old. As sending a small business shoutout. my friend Annie set up mentor mums, which connects women returning from maternity leave with someone who has already done so.

It's an overracking time for many new moms, but being paired up with someone else helped me feel much more confident when I return to work and to my new job. You can visit, HCTPS, colonP-S colon, forward slash, forward slash, come on, come on, come on, mn-t-o-r-mums.co. that is H-tip-sco. That is H-t-t-p.S. colon, slash, wd.ww. W.W.ums.co.uk, find out more, keep up the good work, Emily Q. Lovely. Oh, Ellie's got back to us. Yes, heard male urine is very useful.

And apparently you can buy lion piss online to really up the ante versus badgers. Oh my god, lion piss. Who's selling that? That's a tough job, in it, getting a lion to piss for you. Can you imagine that? Is it male lions? Like a drug test after an Olympic event? Come here, mate. Who's, that's got to be London Zoo, little side?

Where are you getting his lion piss from? Yeah, how do you know what? Because they're just going to piss where they want, right? You can't convince it to piss in a pot. There must be so much of it. Buy Predator P at Amazon. I can feel Michael's energy going. We're almost there, guys. Don't do another 10 minutes for me to...

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of my piss of mine after the euros. Horrible two days that was. Right guys let's let's stop now and we'll can catch up before Friday's episode with some more emails Josh can't we? We can or see them. Bye.