Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP10: Harriet Kemsley

Episode Date: February 25, 2022

S04 EP10: Harriet Kemsley Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) is the brilliant comedian - Harriet Kemsley. Tickets are available for Harriet's tour 'Honeysuckle Island ' now at: harrietkemsley.comAnd yes you heard it right, we are very excited to announce we are doing two HUGE live shows in early 2023 - Manchester Arena (Friday 14th April) and London 02 (Friday 21st April) and tickets are now on general sale but going fast!! Thanks - Rob and Josh xxxIf you want to get in touch with the show here's how:EMAIL: [e-mail]: @parenting_hellINSTAGRAM: @parentinghellA 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Wilikham welcome to parent the show in which Josh and I discuss what is really like to be a parent which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you, the listener with your tips, advice and of, of course, tales of parenting. the the the the the their ta ta ta ta. ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tri-a' tri-a' tri-a' tri-a' tri-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. ta-s. tri-s. tri-s. tri-s. tri-s. tri-s. tri-s. tri-s. tri-s. trie. t they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're

doing. Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hill with... parenting hell with? Cassius say Rob Beckett. Rock Peck. And Josh Willigom. Josh Wreligom. Now Rob, this is Cassius and this is from Pavel. Cassius is spelled K-A-S-J-U-S-Z. Oh, okay, and P Pavel is it Czech Republic. Pavel spelled P A W E L. Oh Polish or Czech?

They're Polish, yes. Because I've known Pavel in Czech Republic is all based on football is P.A.V. Yeah, exactly. So it's yeah, but they're Polish. Where they live in? I would say 98% of my geography knowledge is based on football. Some of the pronunciations I can do of football clubs people have never heard of and then I struggle with things like Menusai, Minutee. It's embarrassing. This is Cassius. And then he's put in brackets Cassius in your dialect.

He is four-year-old and lives in Exeter. Big up Josh. As he grows he learns two languages at the same time. Add to that regular parenting of two lads and older one is nine. Both myself and his mother are Polish and live in Devon for over 10 years, hence two languages for the boys. I listen to your mumbo jumbo from the beginning. One of my favorite things is when all the time with that talking and like this and that you know like mumbo jumbo is such a funny weird turn of friends. Imagine hearing that for the first time when you're learning in English. I listen to your mumbo jumbo from the beginning and have to say that you're the best. The mumbo jumbo boys. I forget the munobacco boys are in the the the the mumb bo bo. I I I I I mumb bo. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I mumb. I'm mumb. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. The m-I. The m-I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I that. I. I th. I. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. M. M-I. M-I. Mum. M-I. mumbled. M-I. mumbled. m-I. m-I. m-I. m-I. m-I. m-I. mumbled. M. m. M. m. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. I'm. M. M. M Thanks a lot for keeping me sane working nights as a bus driver. Love Josh's appearance on Malcolm Dudderson Elwick Newsletter Podcast, Wend to Rob on it. That's Mike Wixt. That's Mike Waxnex podcast which is very good that's about Exeter.

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a lower league football club and it's really funny. So it's funny, if you're into football, it's amazing hearing someone sort of discover a new football club. But yeah, give that a listen, my new football club, really funny. I should add also that Sarah Pasco on the topic of Exeter, did you see Sarah Pasco has had a baby? Yeah. And I amusingly commented on under her picture, are you free to record a podcast? And she replied that the one bit of prep she'd done for Parenthood was listening to our Tom Parry episode. I don't know if that helps or not.

I'm thinking that is a big mistake. That's sort of the worst thing you could have listened to. Oh, do you want a little bit of update on my life, Rob? Yeah, always? You know we're not moving. You were thinking thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to thi. to to the. the. too. too. toea. toea. toea. toea. toe my wife this morning sent me a listing for a house that's just around the corner from us. Okay. I don't like it but it's interesting to see it. It's fine.

Okay, fair enough. That's, I think she wants to move. And she's worried that you don't want me. Well, I don't like it, but it's interesting to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to see. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. that. that. the that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. to. to. to. the fine. Yeah. And then an hour later she sent me a Google map that has the suggested time that it would take to get from there to my daughter's school next year. Yeah. And I did think for someone who doesn't like this house that is a lot of thought. So you're moving or not. No we're gonna we're gonna go and look around the house out of interest Rob. What is that all about it sounds like you're moving right it really sounds it really sounds like you're moving no we're not moving what

but you're going to look at a house that's closer to the kids still we're just gonna look at a house something to do because because our lives aren't busy hey hate it just have a look go look at the house it's got loads more space yeah yeah i'll fight my life now you're moving you're. Absolutely signed, sealed and fucking delivered. You'll be moving next year. Thank you very much. I think, do you know what? I think we need to get on with the interview. You're you are fucked, mate. You're going to get on with this interview. You thought you you're in a nice little house. I don't have to get it done up. You've I don't have to get stressed. You're just got it done up. You're going to have to learn. What a waste of money? Can I make a prediction?

No, I think you have. I think you have. You're buying the house and for our listeners, here's a little fun game. Spot Josh on shows he wouldn't normally do, but now he's trying to buy a new house and he needs the money coming. Right. Rob, let's just make it clear. We're all the way. I'm not the most, I am doing blank to blank. I do. Slibery juice. I'm not, I'm never been much slavougill. It's with a fucking jungle while the end of it. Just. That's a beautiful, that is a beautiful, lovely home and I can't wait to visit. No, Rob, wait a problem. We're not moving. Okay. Let's clip that up. If Michael can clip that up and we'll play that on the episode called We're Moving House. Okay, fine. And it starts with we're not moving and then you move. Fucking hell. Anyway, right, should we do the interview? Oh for God's sake. Who is it this week? Harriet Kemsley? Who is one of my absolute favorite greetings? She's so funny. She's got such a kind of, should we say, individual personality.

Yeah, she's one of a kind. You're just like so excited to hear how she's getting on. And I think as well, when you see, because she's with Bobby Mayor, who's sort of a bit of an out-there comedian, and when you see that on paper, you go, what Harriet's with, you see them like, pictures, Harriet's with Bobby, and as soon as you hear Harriet speak, to talk to Harry, he goes, yeah, of course she is. It works perfectly. And they're a lovely couple, they've got a lovely beautiful baby. She's on tour. She's on tour. He's on tour. Go and see him live.

Listen to the show and enjoy it. She's absolutely brilliant, Harriet. And be it's a pleasure to talk thank you. I'm a big fan of yours, Harriet. You've made me laugh a lot. I'm a big fan of you guys. That's nice, it helps. I remember the first time I saw you, Harriet, was in like, I was comparing like a new act competition. Oh no. Do you remember this? I don't even know what it was. I think I do. Was it, um, I went through a phase where I wore a backpack on stage. Yeah, that was it. Oh, I remember that! It doesn't make any sense. It didn't make any sense.

It was insane. The problem was I swaid. You're the backpack girl from the circuit? Yeah, I know. I swayed a lot on stage. And the thing with the backpack is it made me still, It was quite heavy. It acted as an anchor. Yes, I had to anchor myself. Otherwise, I was too swayy. But then the problem was then I had a backpack, which was just mad. Yeah.

Kangley wasted it, didn't he, for a bit, his first album? I'm a lot like Kanye, yeah. What kind of backpack was it? Oh, we don't need to try and keep keep me still and give me some kind of gravity. I guess just a few notebooks it wasn't like a brick or anything. Oh wow so Harriet can you let the listeners know what you're set up indoors is what's the kid situation? I have just had a baby six weeks ago. Oh so soon yeah I'm here that's all so soon. Yeah, I'm here for tips.

Oh, you've come to a wrong place. Basically, yeah, so a baby and a dog, which you can probably hear, I'm really sorry. How old's the dog? The dog is just over a year. Still sort of semi-puppie stage then? It's really difficult. I think the mistake was thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa toea toea toea toea toea toea toea toea toea tha tha tha tha thoea thoea tooea tooea tooea tooe. toooma. toozymea toozymea tooe. tooomomoomatolomea. tooomomomathing. tooomomomomomomomomomomomomp. tooomomomomomomfi. tooomfi. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. too. too. too. too. too. too. tho. tho. tho. too. too. too. tooooooea tooea tooea tooea. tooea. tooea. tooea. tooea. tooe's really difficult. I think the mistake was I treated the dog like a baby. That happens a lot if you get the dog before the baby.

Yes, and I carried the dog around like a baby and I said, you're my baby. So then the baby came and I was like, see you later. But the dog thinks it's a baby still and so it's quite intense. We travel everywhere together. When I'm breastfeeding, the dog also sits on my lap. We travel around. What dog is it? It's a Bernard, magic. It's a cavapoo.

Okay, so at least it's small. At least he's small. Yeah, but yeah, it's a lot. He hasn't handled it very well. At one point I was breastfeeding and I looked down and he was in the bedroom and the dog was staring at me and pissing at the same time. Which felt like a message I have to say. Fluid everywhere? Yeah exactly just chaos. Yeah it was. So what's the baby, have you got boy a girl? Got a little girl called Mabel. Yeah, so little baby Mabel. And who's Mabel at the moment now you're doing this?

Oh, she's, yeah, the dogs with her. So my husband, Bobby is with her right now. Bobby, Mayor, comedian. So that you're both comedians. Yes. Well, there's no paternity leave, is there? Or maternity leave? No. I worked with you about a week ago, Harriet. Yes, yeah, that was my first thing back. So, um... You're on hypothetical.

And how was it? Was that the first time you've left the baby to work? Yeah, so it was great. And it was, but in the build-up on the day, I was like, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can sobbing on the toilet and Bobby was like, oh come on just got to make a choice whether you cry or not. And then, okay, good. Different approach? Yeah, and then I left and then I was absolutely fine.

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And I made this, you had to like make a brochure when you were like 11 about this dream holiday destination. So I made this island called Hinesuckle island. It was like perfect. And the thin the corner I'd stuck a cellulite to hune, honey, honey, a honey, a honey, a to to to to to to the to the to to the too, a honey, a the their their their their their their their their their like pools and like zip lines like everything you want on a perfect island for 11 year old and then in the corner I'd stuck a cellulite machine. Oh my god. It's like looking at how we kind of get those messages quite a bit too young really. I was actually going to argue a bit late I mean about eight or nine you should be worried

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write where the baby's asleep. So it is working at the moment. Well, yeah, I do think. And I just really, yeah. How's it will go though, the baby, like you and Bobby enjoying it or is it still that mad, no sleep stage? You know what, I actually am enjoying it? I think I heard so many bad things about it beforehand and I think I think I take everything quite literally so I was like, is it's just going to be horrific and you just have to get through it and actually it's been a bit of a pleasant surprise

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Let me please. But you're straight in. I don't clean myself up and have to sit down. Exactly. Oh wow. How was the birth? Oh God. It was fine.

What happened was I did all these like hypnotherapy things and read all these books and everyone was like whatever you do just do it naturally and it'll be fine I watched a video of a woman having a lovely birth and I was like oh that. That's what I'll try and do and then I they were like oh you have to get induced because there was a slight problem with the umbilical cord but like everyone had told me and all that thrown the things.... thi. thi. I I I I I I I I's is is is is thi. I's is thi. I's is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the. the. th th th th th th the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I I was just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. I I's is the. I's is the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thee. the. the. the. these things that don't get induced. It will hurt more, it's like birth for the baby, all this stuff, but of course as soon as there's a problem you're like obviously I'm going to get induced. Also induced is sort of sounds like a medical word but it's sort of just doesn't a midwife just sort of poke about a bit. Yes it's a bit more than that Rob. What did they do? Because I don't know. Yeah that's fair enough. I've never been induced. You never been induced. And I don't feel right Google it. We should give it a go sometime.

I'll get on YouTube. I've actually been inducing some women just to find out what it is to be more informed for the pod. Yeah, it's good, good feminist move. It's a no, that was actually the worst bit. So they put this thing and it was actually it was quite lovely it was to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. the. the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the worst bit. So they put this thing and it was actually, it was quite lovely to begin with, because it was like it was near Christmas. We were at St. Thomas's, so you're like, me and Bobby went for a walk along the South Bank. It was lovely. And then I went to sit in, I started to wake, and it was all good. contract they were like it's going to take three to five days you're going to be here I packed for literally a week and as I'm moving in and they were like

it's going to take ages but then I started to get contractions quite quickly and the midwife in the well like within like 12 hours and then the midwife in the morning was like oh you're contracting like twice in 10 minutes like it it looks like it's on its way and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then then then then then then then then then then th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th looks th looks th looks th looks th looks th looks like it looks looks like it looks like it looks like th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th they th th they the they the the the the the the they the they the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they then that midwife disappeared and I think they were quite... Well, a puff of smoke. She just, I don't, maybe I was elucinating, I don't know. You never saw her again? You never saw her again. So she disappeared.

And then I think they were kind of starved because it was all quite stressful. So I was like, don't worry, I've got this. And I was ting myself and then I called Bobby at like 1030 and I was like because he had to go home and I was like come back it's on I'm in the time frame it's all good but then there was a new midwife and she turned up and then she wasn't really paying attention I was like I'm very I'm very much in labor now and she was like cool see you later and then sheomol and then she disappeared from her. Parasitamol? Not like five pints and an early start.

Get you a lucrative mole. Someone getting her a greased paucery thing. Someone get her a great splucing. Please. So yeah, then they were kind of like, oh yeah, maybe something is but they had I still had the pettery thing and then that's the thing with the induction and that was actually the most painful thing it I don't know what happened but it really hurt my vagina and um because they say that about labor they do yeah they do and it's they had to try and get that out first but I was like I was like it was all really stressful it went mad in there for a th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th. th. th. th. thi thi the the the they they they they thi thi thi the they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they were they were the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they were they were they were they were there for a bit and then Bobby fired the midwives. He fired them?

Yeah. So it actually was the right choice because it was all getting really intense and they were kind of yelling at me a little bit and it was really mad and then he was like, you guys just need to step outside for a minute because I like couldn't speak and so they left. But then the problem, and we were like, thin' the problem, we were like, and we were like, and the problem, and we were, and the problem, and the problem, and the problem, and then, and then, and then, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, actually that, that, that, actually that, actually that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th great. We're in control, but then the problem was we didn't have a midwife. And I... So, sorry, Harry, you was trying to get Bobby Mayor, your husband, to deliver your... And no offense to Bobby, I don't think I'd let him deliver a letter. No, no, that's very fair. But to be fair, they were all shouting at me, and to be fair, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, thi, to be, to be, to be, to be, to, to, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to, to get, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to breathe and I was like I'm trying to breathe. And he was like he could just tell that I was really upset because they were

trying to get this thing out and it really hurt and he was like she just needs a minute. Oh yeah that's fair enough. And I kept saying can we have the other midwife and they were like no she's gone and then so yeah then we didn't have a midwife. And then so. Then so then so then so then so then so then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then then the then then the the they. they. they. they. the the the the the they. they. the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were th. th. th. the. the. try try try th. they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they they a little bit stressful and then the head midwife was like you should have a midwife and we were like that's that's fair. That's a fair comment head of midwife. You would say that wouldn't you? You and your cronies. It's a racket they're running a racket here. Is that only the midwife deliver the babies around there? What's going on? This episode is brought to you by Nespraso. Elevate your morning coffee ritual. From the first sip of coffee in the morning to the on-the-go cup. Make every morning unforgettable with Nisprosso.

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she finished her lunch she came and she realized quite quickly that I was very much giving birth and so then I gave birth and she was brilliant and she was really on it but like I wanted an epidural I wanted all the pain relief but it was too late because no one was really paying attention. That's exactly what happened to Lou the same thing happened where it came along really quickly and they were like you're fine you're fine not it's not going to happen for a bit they don't yeah they didn't but I mean maybe it's because you're quite chill lose very children downplay which I think you maybe you're a bit like that as well which you don't make a fuss yeah yeah exactly but it's definitely should make it's not your fault because they're

their fault because they should be aware of people don't people to they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to be to be to be to to they're they're to to to they're to they they're to to to to to to to to to to lose to lose to lose they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to they to to to they to to to to to they to to to to they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they're to to they're they're they they was running around the hospital going, I need someone to help me get this baby. And then, but I had three all come in. I think when there's like three midwives, they all sort of arguing it gets a bit loud and shouty. That was it, that was it. It was very shoultie. With the second one, said that she's do-da-da-da-da-do so I think you had a bit of a similar experience to what Lou had and Lou had no pain relief whatsoever and I don't know how you did that that was absolutely insane. Did you get to do any of your meditation or any of your... Yeah before that I was like Bobby I don't need you?

I've got this app and then I was like you just have to press the beginning, it was going great, I had this app thing, I was like, Bobby, I don't need you, I've got this app, and then I was like, you just have to press the button to start it, but then it'd often be quite slow to start it, so I was like, I'll just press the button. And so then I was just doing the breathing, I was really into it, it was really into it, I'm the the they......... And, and I. And, and I. And, and, and, and, and, and, I, and, I, I, and, and, and, I'm, and, and, and, and, I'm, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, to. to. to. to. the, I'm, I'm, to. to. to. to. to, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. And, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I'm, I'm, the, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to'd say it was the best experience of my life. I realized I was in a less stressful situation. I was just having my appendix out. You were in the healing filter, glass debris, to be fair. Yeah. When did you have morphine? I had my appendix out. They put me on morphine afterwards. And I was just having the time of my life, genuinely. I wouldn't say it was the time of my life, genuinely. I wouldn't say it was the time of my life, Josh. But I'm glad you had a nice time.

Yeah, I don't think an appendix and a child would be removed and the same thing. Also, I shouldn't have got Bobby Mayor to remove my appendix. That was a mistake. That was a mistake. Fired the surgeon. That was a huge error. I can't wait to get Bobby on to get his version of events of fire in the mid-run. Would you say fired? Did he use the word fired at any point? No, he said, you've all got to get out.

And so, yeah, and so they left. I would listen, he's quite authoritative when he wants to be, isn't he? Yeah, and he was what I would have wanted him to say so he did but then yeah he was so sweet then we was I was like properly like in the zone with the morphine and I was like and he kept trying to give me water and I was like I don't and he was like and he was like that's not my priority right now like I'm not white and then the baby started to come out and then Bobby kept to that that end and I was like, stay up here apparently at one point I grabbed him by the shirt and was like, stay at this end. And then, um, but then the baby started to come out and I was like, what does it look like?

And then he was like, oh, uh, what had happened is it came out and because I didn't have time for my waters to break. And so, um, she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, they. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby. the baby. the baby. the baby. the baby. the baby. the baby. the baby. the baby. the baby. the baby. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. so we didn't know that it was in a sack and so he was like oh she look let's just wait and see what happens what? That's not what you want is it? Yeah exactly I was like what he's like I don't know we'll just wait a minute which is all out oh let me have to look at the full thing before I give an appraisal yeah exactly yeah just give me a minute so what happens when it comes me have to look at the full thing before I give an appraisal. Yeah, just give me a minute. So what happens when it comes out in the sack?

Do they have to pop it as it's coming out? Or they do it when it's out? Yeah. It's an option to keep it in the sack forever? Apparently it used to just to carry your nappies in and stuff. You could wear it on stage Harriet as a rug sack. There we go yeah that would be nice. Is there an option to keep it in the sack? What let it out at the age of 18? I guess there is that option yeah. Yeah like an egg. Oh god I've just

googled it. It's quite the sight in the sack, isn't it? Yeah. If you don't know what's going on, poor thing. You didn't know it was in the sack. He's just like, oh no. What phrase did he Google, Rob? I google, a gouged, baby-born in sack. Oh, gosh. There's a couple of really weird things that have come up that I don't say that's a go-to, a pop-in induced. Let's do that instead. How was it when you got home, like that first night? Because like, that first night is such a big thing

and it feels so kind of different to everything that's gone before. Yeah, it was mad. It was kind of wonderful. It felt like we didn't know what we were doing. At the hospital the next day at like 11 o'clock they were like okay We're gonna give like a talk about like how to give the baby a life as me and Bobby went in and they were like oh no men just the women and then I was like I feel like this is something that he could really learn from it might be a good thing for the men to have as well but they're like no men because some of the women might breastfeed and so they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were like they were like they were like they were like they were like they were like they were like no they were like no they were like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were like they were like no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no men I I'm I'm I'm I'm they were so so so so so they were like like they were like they were all this information and then I left and Bobby was like so what what do you do and I was like I don't know I'm

still so tired from the morphine yeah you need someone who's awake that not on drugs to listen yeah exactly yeah also like who's like if women are breastfeeding all the time like is that because the women might be uncomfortable doing it I think so so I do get it so so I so so so so so so so so so so so so so so I so I so so I so I so I so I so I so I so I so I so I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I do I do I do I do th I the so I do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I th I th I th I th I th I to thi thi to thi thi to try try try try to to try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they they it sets you up early on that the women know stuff. But then we went home and then it was nice, but it felt like, oh no, I really should have paid more attention to the talk. And then we're at home and then it was all good. But then I think I wasn't breastfeeding properly, but they told me I was kind of doing. thiii. And then the midwife came to visit the next day and she was like, how's it going? I was like, it's okay, but I don't really know if she's feeding.

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enough and then we were wondering if she'd had any to have had had had had had had had had hadrated it's horrible isn't it and you're trying the bed and then the pressure on the mom is so awful because they're so like you've got a breast you got you know and you're try on your best but some people just can't or it's just not working and then you get more it's more ill and stress because you're worrying about it is so brutal all all the same. is is is is is is is is is so so so so so. is is. is so. is. is. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I is so. It is so. It is so. It's is so. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the pressure. It's the the the pressure. It's is so the pressure. It's is so the pressure. is so the pressure. is so the pressure. is so the pressure. is so the pressure. is so the pressure. is so the pressure. is so the pressure. is so the pressure. is so the pressure. is so. is so. is so. is so. is so. is so. is so. is so. is so. is so. is so. is so. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the pressure. the pressure. the the pressure. It's so the pressure. It's so the pressure. It's so and then the midwife called back the next day because what had happened is she hadn't fed for hours and so we were like we've got a feed or something so we gave her some formula and then the midwife called she was really nice what she called the next day and then she was like so what happened I was like we gave a bit of formula and she was like their god and then she came around the, but I know it's good for breast milk. I'm not, but you've got to, if your kids not eating nothing and it's not coming, he's got to have something.

It was the longest night and it was like, I don't just eat anything, we've got to stop pushing this breastfeeding. And so then, yeah, then she was, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, they, they, they, they, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, if to, if to, if you've to, if you've, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if you, if you, if you, if you, if, if, if you, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the, the, thething because I was upset. It makes you feel bad. Yeah, and he was like, you've got to stop pushing this breastfeeding. Like she's trying and she was like, yeah, but you just got her, you know, just feed her every three hours. And I was like, that's not happening. Yeah. But then she was really, she was really patient. And like we got there in the end, but yeah, it was just, it was just, it, it,feeding together. And the dog? Yeah, and the dog as well wherever we go. But yeah and then I'm pumping a bit and Bobby's doing some of the night feeds. Yeah I think that's really

important that makes it a lot easier because then the dad feels like they can help and you can get some sleep and then it's rather than it's rather than. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the the. the the the to. the the the the tog. the the tog. the tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. to on you. So I think that's a good way to do it. So it's really good. But then so then he's, we've been sleeping in different beds, but then it doesn't always work because like last night he was slept next to her, but she was crying and he didn't even wake up. So I woke up in the other room and I took her out of the crib and to go out out out of the to go out of to to go into to to to to to to I'd say. Yeah, that happened. We are in a very similar experience to what me and Lou had, and Lou still gives me shit for that now. I just do not hear the kids crying.

And it's, I'm not actively not, even when Lou used to go away and I had the kids, I'd have to just stay awake all night because if I've been asleep and they needed me, I wouldn't get to sleep asleep asleep asleep asleep asleep asleep asleep asleep to sleep asleep to sleep asleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep asleep to sleep asleep to sleep asleep. So what is it that would mean you just sleep through it, Rob? I don't quite like, you just are such a heavy sleeper. But you're waking up for the alarms? Yeah, but that's right next to my head on full blast. And it's like a nuclear fallout, you know, that alarm on your phone. But no, when I'm with Lou, th, th. Lue. Lue. Lue. Lue. Lue. Lue. Lue. Lue. Lue. Lue. Lue. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thee. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toeee. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tho. tho. the. th be laying there and then she'd have to wait me and by the time I stirred and gone what? Who's crying? Where? So what do they need? And she's she would have just done it. But then but yeah but yeah I'm just I'm just a

massively deep sleep but I think I grew up in a busier house and I think I've grew up in a busier house and with and quieter but I lived in a little out a little house that had loads of people coming late from work and she don't mean my brothers used to come in from like working in a restaurant at like midnight and I'd be should we shed a room and he'd come in and turn the light and I get changed and I just sleep through it because you just sort of get used to it so I don't know if it's true or not or not I just I just I just I just I just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too. to me to to the first one just for the reputation of the podcast, I think. Well, well done. For such a stressful start, Harry, it sounds you're absolutely smashing it. So well done, because that's not an easy beginning. You're very cheery about your stressful start.

Yeah, well now it does feel like we're quite lucky in a way, like she is pretty good. And then it was stressful, it was tha tha tha tha tha thressful, it was stressful, it was stressful, it was stressful, it was stressful, it was tha tha tha thressful, it was thressful, it was stressful it was stressful and then four days later was Christmas and we we went back to Kent for Christmas which was insane. That's where you're from right? Yeah that's where from yeah and where about St Kent are you from Harriet? Near Canterbury like Favishan? Oh yeah no Favishon so yeah we went down and I don't really know how we did that. That is an amazing decision to make yeah four days in how was a family Christmas I I oh oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're that they they they they that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they that that that that that that that that that they they that. That is an amazing decision to make. Yeah. Four days in. How was a family Christmas? I don't remember.

I don't know. I don't know how it was. I don't know. Yeah, I think it was, it was lovely. And what was so nice is that she was so young and she got to be with all my family and that was so lovely. I'd was th. It was so nice th. It was so nice was so nice th. It was so nice th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho was so nice. tho was so nice. tho was so nice. thi. the tho was so nice. tho was tho was, tho was so nice was so nice. tho was so nice. tho tho thi. the the the thi. the the the the the the thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. That's a really stressful time sorry to carry it to have the baby because that was the week before Christmas when we didn't know that Omicron was a bit more milder we didn't know that it was gonna peek and tail off and people

would get it but you know sort of be okay to a point you know I mean with cases. You know what I mean with a baby to get to someone's house at all was hard work, never mind with a newborn, like three days old. Yeah, it was in the buildup it was mad because I would have kept geeking a bit longer but then kind of in early December like you were like, it just felt really dangerous and everyone around us felt like they were getting COVID and then I was doing gigs and everyone just and everyone just gets drunker in December and like a woman, the head and I'm like so like visibly pregnant. No you're just like I don't know if I can keep gigging this is mad. Where do you think you got it? Probably when the drug woman kissed my face after work. Yeah. How was it gigging pregnant? It was actually great.

I think that... Did it thank you to the spot was that one of the advantages? Exactly. I had to have a backpack on to kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind to kind to kind of to kind of to kind of to kind of to to to to to to to to to to to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to to keep to to to to to keep to to to to to to to to to keep to to keep to to keep to to keep to to to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to to keep the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to keep the the the the the the the the to keep gi gi gi gay, I was very still. I had a front backpack. It was great. You had to have a backpack on to kind of counterbalance, didn't you? Yeah, exactly. So yeah, it was good. It felt weird at the beginning when I wasn't kind of talking about. I didn't talk about it felt like I was not being completely honest on stage, so that was a bit weird, but then when I could talk about it, it was so fun. It just felt like a lot like with COVID and I've been pregnant.

It just, it all felt like quite stressful. It was also really fun. I think people don't necessarily expect to see a pregnant woman on stage, so it's quite fun. Yeah. Well, it's hard in comedy, it's hard in comedy, it's hard in comedy, it's hard in comedy, it's hard in comedy, it's hard in comedy, it's hard in comedy, it's hard in comedy, it's hard in comedy, it's hard in comedy, it's hard in comedy because basically a lot of your set is the preconceptions of the audience of what you sound and look like, you know, you walk on stage and they make a judgment and then normally you look and sound like what your persona is but then quite wrongly it being pregnant so it becomes like oh that's her thing. You go oh no she's not.

Harry has lacked and it's got a whole routine and sets of jokes. Imagine the frustration. If you'd their it's their it's their it's their it's their it's their it's their it's their it's their their their their th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thus. thus. thin. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's th. It's. It's th. I. It's. It's. It's th. It's the th. It's best ever routine about being pregnant and you know I've only got this for three more months. I saw Darro Brian and he wasn't pregnant but he had a bad knee and he had a walking stick and he had a loaning stick and he had a lot of his walking stick. He went how's it going and I like well the knees getting bare but annoyingly I literally can't do the jokes that I'm longing it out of it. So he had all these routines about it. Yeah, so yeah, I just have to get pregnant again, I guess, if I want to use those jokes. I'm just going to have another kid. And how's the sleeping going at this moment, then?

Are you tired? Because you're generally tired of having a baby, or are you not getting much sleep? I think we are managing to get some because because because because because because because because because if Bobby wakes up then it's great but I think what's so tiring I think is just the relentlessness of it it's like and it's like the constant anxiety that if you're not staring at her and you can see that she's breathing that something could have happened. Yes yes that's a amazing it's not I remember it you just have to even when a sleep at their their their their they's they's they's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to try try to try to try to try to try to to try to to try to th the they they they they it. You just have to, even when they're asleep, just keep looking at their chest just in case, it's awful. Yeah, exactly. When they sleep for longer than normal, you can't enjoy it because you're so paranoid. So say you're like, oh God, I wish she just do another hour of nap. And then the day she does,

the last hour is absolute. Or it's just the worst the worst hour. the worst's just the worst hour ever. Just keep checking. Is she right? Keep checking and you eventually wake her up to check she's alive and then you're like, why have I done that? It's exactly, yeah, that's exactly it. It's just, it's just the fear. That's the, that's the worst bit and just being on high alert. And sometimes you're just like, I just don't, just don't, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, just, getting, getting, getting, just, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, just, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, you're just like, I just want to sit and stay sitting for a bit? Yeah. There's constant things. Well I've got a six-year-old and a four-year-old, Harriet, and I wake up every morning going, fucking hell. That's that's sort of how it starts. I'm fucking hell. That just feels like my immediate thought is there's something

happening here, what we're gonna do. You don't do your morning meditation? No. Not fucking hell and then choke down a coffee be shit at Wordall and then do the school rum with shit air. That's basically my life at the moment. It's actually what about your attitude Rob you've got to work on your attitude. I know I need to start the day being grateful. Yeah mourning a morning to yourself Rob. Can you imagine in 15 years you're going to wake up and you're not going to have anything you need to do in the first hour and a half of your day? Oh my God. And the same place to you Harriet but probably in about 18 years. It's got to be longer than 15. I'll still have stuff to do. But my recycling, if I started breaking it down now

where it's basically turned into a fly fly tip down my side of my house, I reckon that's a three-month non-stop job. Just got to raise the kids and then you can deal with the recycling. It's like, it's like, Lou's trolling me. She's ordering stuff just to throw the box out there. And she just launches it out. Like, still th. still fully built like not even attempting to sort of rip a few like fully but so it's like a big massive square sat out there and I just oh this never ends sorry I'm really bringing the mood down guys do you know what the mad thing is Rob's the positive one on this podcast

he's got a joyful energy to talking about how intense sad it is yeah the restart that's a sort of an internal issue between me and Lou that does need to be resolved, but I've not had the confidence to bring it outside a sort of vent on here and hope she sort of may or may not hear this bit, but she has been starting to listen to the podcast again, so it is a bit stressful because, you know, other people moaned then if your work is being broadcast to her phone and her friend's phones, it does raise the stakes. It's just quite a passive aggressive way to start an argument, isn't it? Yeah, it's like the old fashion, it's like a kind of modern version of like writing a

note on the fridge. I'll be like, you need to do this for you to sing on a podcast. What's that, what's up with you? I'll tell you, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. to. th. th. to. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, thley episode for 28 minutes in. You'll find out what's up with me, Queen of Boxes. And how's it, how's, is Bobby enjoying it then? Yeah, I think so, the thing is Bobby is just so calm, which is great, but then it feels like you have to become the opposite. Do you know what I mean? Like it feels like there's like a balance, which is that if he's going to be calm then I have to be the really paranoid stressed one. Yeah he's too relaxed about it someone needs to be like over cautious to balance it out. Yeah so I kind of I want to yeah we need he needs to become a

bit more highly strong and I need to relax a little bit and then we'll make a a middle ground and that would be that would be great. Have you had any illnesses yet? Like has the baby got ill at all? I'll bring the mood down mate. I'm just talking about my own experience from. I am the positive one. I'm only about recycling. But no, the first delivery of cow poles always quite an intense moment. We haven't had that yet. She did vomit all over me and the bed last night. But I think that's classic. That's just babies. Yeah, that's just just. The the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tooooooooooooooooo. t. t. t. t. to. t. t. t. t. t. t but I think that's classic that's just yeah that's just babies in the regular Tuesday I tell you what's good I don't know if you've got a temperature reader they put in their ear have you got one of those is it made a go in the ear that's interesting and be buying a new one before you put it in our ear? Because it feels like if you've been put it in the mouth, but because I googled it, but I didn't know.

But I think it's, yeah. What would you be beeping? No, you've been putting in a mouth? Yeah, I've only done it once. Sorry. I don't have been annoying people that have got older kids, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, I've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi. thi. thi t too. too, took, took, took, took, took, thi. thi. thooo. tho people that have got older kids but that is funny. Sorry. The problem is you Google things to get all the information but they tell you the wrong information.

I went for the six week check yesterday and I googled it and I was like do you need to have like a vagina or like exam or do they just check like just ask you how you for you? For you? For you're not for you. For you, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, the, the the, the, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thooooooooooooooo, th. to th. to thoooooooooooo, the the, because I can't be bothered to have a shower. And so everyone on the internet said, don't worry about it, you're fine. And I went in. And she was like, okay, take your pants off. And I was like, oh my God. I'm so sorry. I haven't had a shower. And she was like, don't worry. I used to work in the SDD clinic. I've seen chair you goes oh my god exactly yeah here again it's the oh my god woman oh harrick too fairly are some thermometers that are in the mouth the little okay and there are ones there are ones there are the ones digital I'd recommend a digital inner ear one digital I'd recommend a digital in a one it is digital which would suggest it doesn't go in the mouth I think it is a the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to the the to to to the to to to to the to the to to to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the 't go in the mouth. I think it's probably ear because, well, no, digital, yeah, so it beeps out, yeah,

but they're all mouth ones, I think. Does it have the little plastic hats that you put on the end? Is that the one you're talking about? Or is it a little pokey? Like a little pokey? Yeah, it's more. You can do it when they're sleeping and stuff. And it just puts your mind at rest with their temperature and stuff. Okay, great.

But yeah, they're about 20 quid I think like on Amazon or super drug or wherever you want to go. I just got a pack of things to keep a baby alive basically and it just had like all the stuff. No, I would invest in a 20 quid. It's about 20 quid. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. It's about 20. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, I, I, like, like, like, like, I'm about 20, th. I'm about 20, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, like, like, like, you can get more expensive ones but you don't they're a bit unnecessarily you know precise you don't need them ones like the, but they're about 20, 30 quid but really handy. Amazing. You can do it on yourself as well. Oh fun.

Yeah you can take the temperature, everything. I do it with my stakes. I'm just, just, the baby alive, Pack, Harriet. I don't know. We haven't got that far yet. We just, she had a little bit of a rash, so I was a little bit panicked, and so then I was like, thermometer. But, and then I'm stuck in her mouth. So we've only, that's all we've got fun. But I think there might be some scissors,

I'm now really worried it's just a chemsley thing that we've just done for generations. Do you like bite off the fingernails? It's not unheard of. Okay yeah but it's a little bit weird. We could get little nail scissors. Yeah I've been yeah that makes more sense doesn't it? But I think what it is their fingers are so little little, you're not gonna like I think basically you're just sort of gnauring them a little bit to the the they they they th I th I th I they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're not I I they're not I they're not I they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not gonna they're not they're not they're not they're they're not they're they're not they're not they're they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they they're not they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're th I I th I th I thy. I thi thi thi too big. It's like stone eng going at it. It can't use these team. Ridiculous. Have you got any other questions like that, Harriet, that you're like pondering on as a new mom of a thi thinne? That you think, oh I almost feel like to know as a new mom of a six week old. Well one thing that's happened so this was so exciting but she slept for like five hours in a row a couple of nights ago and then I told the doctor and she was like oh no you need to wake her up after every three hours. Oh come on now and I was like I don't want to do that. But I was just like oh yeah sure they're thi they're like I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the thi then I was like, she eats so much in the day

that you're like, surely it's fine. They say it's healthy to fast a bit. I think five hours is all right, to be fair. If they've had a massive feed. Anything up to about 16 hours, I think you should be waking up. Yeah. Well, no, but I think, to be fair, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they're, they're, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they say, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're this, you should do that, but kids are just humans, like adults. There's plans for certain adults that just don't work. So you do have to be a bit, you move it around, this is like, my brother Joe is massive. My brother Joe is massive, like it's like six foot four and when he was little, he was

little, he was like, when the milk weren't enough, she used foot four at that point was it? I mean it looked like my mom been pregnant for about two years and they went, I think I've mentioned this before but they went, you know, they measure them don't they? And it's all like 80th percentile 40 all the percentiles. I don't know, you know, and at the time it feels like it's a big thing but who cares. But they went oh I'm just just just just just just just just I'm just just I'm just just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just they're just I'm just they're just they're just I'm just I'm just I'm just they're just they're just I'm just they're just they're just I'm just they're just I'm just I'm just they're just they're they're they're just they're just I'm just they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're He's the biggest head they've ever had. Basically and then my mom went okay she went yes I don't know what to what to put down because his heads off the percentile and she was like well I think you might need to invent a new number because I can't make his head smaller to fit in with your chart so maybe just put like bigger than what we've what we've seen like some sort of like a kind of one of those little Corinthian figures or he's just Joe's just really big so he's like he's six at

four but he's like you know some like Peter Crouch is six at seven but he's all quite limi Joseph big shoulders big hands big arms big hair he's just a big massive bloc he's big if you saw him he's a massive bloke when When he goes to Japan to his girlfriend it's so he looks absolutely mental because he's so massive a European like a massive Viking just stomping around Tokyo like Godzilla. Have you got any other questions that came up? Harrier. I don't know I guess one thing is like burping like I'm not the like she doesn't always burp like do you need them like do you keep going for like an hour or I was so bad at it I just couldn't do it but some some people are burpers and some people aren't so babies will be the same you know like what one of my kids always got

hiccups one never did so it's not really I think you just have to sort of like you just work out and it's hard because your baby's so young still, you haven't been with her for someone, you sort of do work out what works for them. You know what I mean? They give you little tell's and things like that's the tell. So I're leaving like 15 hours, you know, going to the shops, they'll be all right, you know. I think she is a bit of a burp there because I didn't usually burp very much, but when I was pregnant I would burp, I think I did. Also I had a tooth grow during labor. What?

That's mad as well. What? Where? In your mouth? I didn't have a tooth. We've got a baby growing on your belly, I don't know. You're technically growing another arm in your stomach. With a couple of other arm, a couple of legs.

So where was the tooth? It's in the mouth. legs. So where was the tooth? It's in the mouth like it's in the like a I think it's like a wisdom tooth but I didn't have it before labor and then now I have it. Popped up jury labor? Yeah I guess like one. It's like I didn't notice I noticed it like a couple of weeks after giving birth I have a new tooth. It's just like I didn't have like the pressure of giving birth, like, pop the tooth out. I don't know what is happening. I mean, I'm going to be honest, I'm Googling this and nothing is coming up, which I've never seen before.

It's like a Google whack. Remember them? Yeah, but I got to be a coincidence, hasn't it? But particularly labor, because I didn't have it before and then... It can't just been in eight hours. No one's grown a tooth in eight hours. There's a mad fertilizer in your mouth. Yeah, did they put some of the inducing stuff in your mouth? Maybe, maybe that's what it was.

Induced a tooed. Maybe the tooched a toop. induced. Now one of that first one left? Oh my god I just induced someone's mouth. Oh God yeah so now I don't it's not coming up. Yeah I don't know. I don't know if yeah that is a question for anybody that night. If anyone out there's great teeth. Yeah. During labor let us know. Yeah. Imagine that no wonder the midwives are shouting at you to breathe your mouth's exploding in teeth. As well as giving you morphine, try and lose a couple, give some scag, light up the spoon, let's lose some teeth. With like the medical thing, Harrick, you've got loads of things that you can't eat, haven't you? And you're like... Yes, very awkward. And no, so not even just pregnant, this is like you in general, you've got a lot of allergies. So just for our listeners, thiiiiii the their theto raw fruit, raw vegetables and nuts. So it's fine if it's cooked, but it's if it's not cooked, and I'm

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pregnant whenever I coughed sometimes I'd vomit so it was like it was a really fun and then something in my ribs like popped like a muscle or something and then Bobby was away filming so I was on my eyes I was like oh god so I was like I was like I couldn't move I'm gonna have to call an ambulance or something and so I called an ambulance but then I called I think maybe I had baby brain or I've really liked to blame it on that because I called 911 911 and they called 911 and what happened with 9-1-1? Do you want you to do as American stuff? But do you know that somebody answers? And they go, did you mean to call 9-9?

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Thank you so much. Yeah, and good luck with a tour. Where are you playing? It was called the Honeysuckle Island show. Is that the right? Honeyzuckle Island, yeah. It's all on my website, Harriet Kemsley. Lovely. And yeah, thank you so much. This has been so fun and very educational as well. Let's not pretend it's been educational, Harry. Don't patronise us. No one thing. I'll take away. Oh brilliant.

Well, yeah, all over the place. All over the place, Brighton, Aberdeen, Leedon,, it's like being on Steve Wright when they read out your event. Oh yeah, Manchester, Corsham, New Milton Forest Art Centre, then he just talks to us a sort of a miscellaneous lady that does the traffic at some point. Then the throw applause he says next to me, right. Here's Neil Young. One of the only places you can hear him. I'm Steve Wright. Thank you, Harriet, so much. And thank you so most, guys. Cheers, bye. Cheers, bye. Chairs bye. Harriet Kemsley, I love Harriet, she's so good, shy. Yeah, she is one of my favorite acts. She's so funny. Yeah, she's just naturally, you know, someone's just

naturally funny and whatever. Because there's certain people, like comedians that like a a bit boring, don't say much but their show, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, to to to to to to th. Yeah, to to to th. Yeah, to to th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, to th. Yeah, to to th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi, th. Cha, th. Chc, th. Cheers, th. Cheers, th. Cheers, th. Cheers, thi, thi, th. Cheers, th. Cheers, th. Cheers, th. Cheers, th. Cheers, th. Cheers, th. Cheers, th. Cheers, th. Ch, th. Ch, th. Ch, th. Cheers, th. Ch, th. Cheers, th. C, thi, their, their, thi, their, their, thi, their, their, thi. C. C. C. C. C. thi's thi. thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. Cheers, thi. Cheers, tha. Cheers, thi. people, like comedians that like a bit boring don't stay much but then their show is really good and they put all together but Harry it's just constantly funny all the time. If you're just sat with her having a coffee, she's always, she's always she just cracks you up. You're excited about what she's going to say whenever you ask her something. A hundred percent, you know, she's just to go out and see a the doctor the doctor the doctor the doctor the table goes, okay this would be good. What happened? But yeah, you should definitely go and see a show as well. She's all over the place, she's really funny. She's been on eight out of ten cats with me and stuff. She's done hypothetical on your show, Josh,

but yeah, we're big Harriet Kemsley fans. And we'll try and get Bobby on to hear the other side. Exactly. We've got quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their two, do you move the baby too quickly? Some great, some great ammo there to throw up Bobby Mayor. But anyway, yeah, go and see Harriet on tour or give her a follow on Instagram and Twitter and support all our guests. We really appreciate it, you know, getting them,

some support from the lockdown parenting health out. The comedians ones are like't need to support them. They're doing fine. Yeah, fuck Robbie Williams. Yeah. Nice Geezer and all that. But you know, go and see Eric Kemsley. It'd be patronizing for us to go, give Robbie Williams a follow on Instagram. He needs it. Yeah, he bought a mansion for 10 million, sold it for 9.5. So it's a bit tough this year for him. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. the thi. the the the the the the. the the the the the the. the the the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to thanks to listening and you're off to Grimsby, you, Josh. Yeah, I'm leaving two minutes ago and I still haven't packed my bag. I will let you know how it goes. See you on

Tuesday, Robert. See on Tuesday. Bye-bye.