Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP15: This is a sad episode, isn't it?

Episode Date: March 15, 2022

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and member terms apply. Hello I'm Rob Beckett and I'm Josh Willickham. Welcome to Parent in Hell the show in which Josh and I discuss what is really like to be a parent which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe.

Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing. Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hill with Josh. Where to come Rob picket There we go Rob there no no congratulatory message to the child they're just in and out job bang tell them the background that is from oh no it's not from Kenneth flowing oh do you know what you're're fucked, you're right. No, I'm very hungover, Rob.

Oh, you've been out, so not parents hired. You've been out schmoozing and boozing? Yeah, and I'll tell you what, Rose is not happy with me. I'll say it wasn't with Rose. No, it was, but she went to bed, and then I stayed up drinking with with a a a a their their their their their their their their think with with with with with with with with with with with with drinking with with with drinking with with with drinking with with with their their their'm not going to lie. Yeah. Left the boozy stuff out, some bottles and stuff and then my daughter came down and had to deal with, she was like, oh daddy's left all the bottles out. I looked like I'm a terrible, I'm a terrible parent Rob. Okay so basically you, who was you drinking alone again?

Watching documentary? No I wasn't drinking again, the use of again is a problem there, Rob. I know you like a little drink and watch blur on your own. I wasn't drinking alone again. And I... You sound like you were. No, I was drinking with two other people, one of which listens to his podcast. So you had friends over and then, Rose went to bed at. We had dinner and then Rose went to bed. I went to bed at 3, Rob. And then, get off.

Get this, get this, of course I woke up at 6.30. What time did Rose go to bed? Don't know, like, half one or something like that. What are you doing going to be at 3 a three a am? I went to put at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at at last night. Yeah, well we had cocktails, I had sugar in Rob. I had margaritas. So you had cocktails, margaritas and you left all the mess out and then Rose got up with the kids this morning early. Let's not go into the details of it, Rob. So Rose is trying to make breakfast for kids at 6 a.m. on a Sunday and she's clearing up your mess before she can even get near the Cheerios or other cereal. Yeah we've got out of Cheerios or

we eat a bit. We don't really do cereal in this house. That's an interesting. we never really do it. Is it that interesting? No. Well it is sort of interested isn't, isn't it? That's that? That's that? That's that? That's that? That's th. That's th. That's the the th. That's the th. That's the the the th. That's the th. That's the the the the that's th. That's the th. the the th. thi. That's the their thi. thi. thiou. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. Is it that interesting? No. Well it is, it's sort of interested, isn't it? But the conversation stops, we don't really eat cereal. Yeah, we don't really eat cereal. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Well? What? Well? Well? Well, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa? Well, whoa. What? What? What? What? What? I'm in a well of shame. Sorry, I feel your weak. I feel your weak and I'm taking advantage. I'm like a pack of hyenas here and you're a limpid in parlour.

So, Jeanette Fleming emails. This is my granddaughter who is two a few weeks ago. I am impressed how good she is. She's got a new baby brother five. I absolutely love the show and listen whilst working from home, Jeanette Fleming from East Kilbride and obviously she's a granddaughter and Jeanette Fleming's got that lovely old person thing that her email address is Jeanette Fleming but the name of the, you know where you have your name in the email is Kenneth Fleming so she's got the

classic old person thing of sharing an email account with her husband. Nice. Jeanette Fleming sounds like, she sounds like an author that like she was huge in the 70s and then like she goes on Celebrity Big Brother and you go, uh, Jeanette Fleming and your mom goes, Jeanette Fleming, she was brilliant. Jeanette Fleming. She seems nice, isn't she? With a massive grandchild. Imagine her trying to pick up that grandchild. Eleven pounds, two ounces. Well that was good. That was a good intro. And so can I want to get back to your morning, Josh. We're recording

this at 10 a.m. on a Sunday. Yeah, I got back to sleep. So you got up as a 6.30 to clear up? No. up? No, I wake up at 630 because my body is... Oh so, so Rose was letting you sleep in kind of thing but you just woke up at 6.30 and went back to sleep for a bit. Oh God I'm in a well of shame Rob. Have you been sick? No, not today. Last night? Yesterday. Yes bed? Yeah. Did you do that thing where you drink a bit and then was sick and then carry on drinking? I might have done that, yeah. Josh, you're a fucking monster mate. This is, this is old school Josh, I love it. This is Josh version 1.0 rather than the new Josh version 2.0 who's a great guy. I thought it was a tactical one? Well, do you know what, I don't think I was well and then I pushed through. Yeah, yeah, you won't well, were you? You're just getting old, mate. I did a gig on Thursday in Birmingham and I had to stay over, because for the next day I had to be up there.

And I had, I finished my gig at 10 o just got married. I ha, do you want a beer? I went, yeah, I'll have like one or two and then there two. And then he went to drink Josh? Oh, I don't know, lots. Lots. How many margaritas? Four. Would you do in all your anecdotes? Did you start reading out of your book?

Right. You need to stop, you need to stop making me feel worse about my life. I'm not making you feel worse.pt from your book to friends. I didn't do any, I didn't do any excerpts from my book or any of my anecdotes. But you had a great time. Did they have kids, the other couple? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they, but they left at three as well, two as well? Well, uh, no, it was one of a couple and someone who doesn't have kids. Right, okay, fair enough. Shout out to Charlie Crosby. Matthew Crosby was at home of the children. Right, okay, so fair enough, so she's having a light yet. I think that's the best way really, isn't it?

But anyway, well it's good though, you had a good time. Is it good to let your hair down? I had to go on a vape. Spike. Spike. Smoke flavor. I don't really smoke flavor. I don't really get the vibe. No. One lane for the eye. I just don't want to that's something else to charge. Between the iPads, my phone, laptops, my car.

It's never ending plug socket. Especially with energy prices. How's the rest of the week been? Has it been a good week? Did you get a bit cocky? I find I do this. If I'm in a good week, rather than sort of resting when I can I can I can. You know, because I'll get a bit over excited and then it all falls apart. I knew I had this at 10.m. I thought I've got some anecdotes. I'm ready. I've ready. I've ready. I've ready. I've got. I've got some. I've got some. I've got some. I've got some. I've got some. I've got some. I've got some. I've got some. I've got some. I've got some. I've got some some. I've got some some. I've got some some some some. I've got some some some some. I've got some some. I'm ready. I've got some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some. I've got some some some. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm to go. I'm to go. I'm to go. I'm to go. I'm to go. I'm to go. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I'm th. I've th. I've th. I'm th. I've th. I'm th. I'm this morning you got the text then can we do 1030 that was that was a pathetic moment in my life. Well well the thing is Sunday so I basically on a Sunday I did my radio to show yeah five o'clock and also so I try and take the girls for lunch and that's my little Sunday thing with the girls on a Sunday so I've seen them before the radio yeah yeah not like there's like the five of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is like th is like th is the of the. I was. I'm th. I'm th. I'm they's they's they's I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was the the the the the the the the th. I was like the thin. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. the the the the the the the th. the the the girls. Yeah, we go Marlbeyer every summer of a three nights, get away from it all.

Champagne's or something. No, my daughters. And then yeah, you message me at 8 a.m. would 1030 be okay. And I was like, well, I've got me finished at 1130. It was okay. It's okay. Because I th thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. thi. thi's thi's thi's they. thi's thu. thu. tho' th. that's okay. they's th. their their their their their their they. the way the way the way to get to get to get to get away to get away to get to get away to get away. to get to get to get to get to get to get to get th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. there's the. there's there's the. there's they. they. they. there. the the the the the the thea. the the. the the. because I think you knew that your reason wasn't good enough to push it back really there's no reason it's a pathetic so you're just struggling that's have you do any any annexes you want to hear about but they now all for just feel through they're now through through a filter of self self oh god yeah yeah I think the problem is you've got this the problem is you've got this thi tho th th th th th th the the the the th the th the the tho the tho the the tho the tho tho the tho the tho tho tho the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thro the tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th of th of th of th of the the the th. the the the that the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thooo tho the tho the to think the problem is you've got this, you've got this big sort of weight on your shoulders of shame. And then also as well the hangover is going to affect the delivery, so you're not going to be doing these justice like you normally would. And that acts in your head. And you know what? And there's such wholesome anecdotes? Really? And that's the problem?

Do the first like ramblings of a drunk in a pub you know you he talks about his kids but actually you realize they've all grown up and they're 43 exactly but he's still talking about I'm like they're there yeah exactly yeah so far away if you're a fire away if you want with your wholesome whole but the anecdote I was going to a to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to the the to the the the to the to the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their I their I'm their their their their their their their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the tho. thoo. the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. I was I'm the the But the anecdote I was going to tell, which now seems, now seems just so, so wrong. It's about doing a CBB's bedtime story. Oh yes, you did, didn't you? Did CBB's bedtime story? I did it a few weeks ago, but I wasn't allowed to tell anyone. So it's now been announced.

So you didn't even tell me? Well I tho'thea' th. th. th. th. th. th. than. to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be told. told, told, told, told, told, told, to me, to me, to me, to me, told, to to to me, to me, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told, told, told, told, told me, told me, told me, told me, told me, they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too-b-bibib pod. Why, I mean, I've got loads of secrets in my life, Rob. Oh, have you? What else you been doing? Oh, you know. Oh, I love it if you had another kid somewhere. You know, like them sort of celebrities? Yeah, I've got two families. Like Boris, you're playing two families off against each other. So I'm doubling down. You're doubling down, fair enough. Yes, it's CBB, so there's that up, you film that up in Manchester, you read a book? No, no, no, no, they come

down, they do it in a hotel room Rob. They do it down in, I'll do it. I'll do it. Like a seedy little afternoon in a hotel room. So you go to a hotel and read a book, to the hotel too. to their their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their, their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. toda. toda. today, today, today, today, today, too. today, story and I've done one for comic relief. Yeah. And so that's going out on Wednesday. Tomorrow, as when this goes out, it was a thrilling experience. Was it? Yeah, I loved it. I loved it. Shout out to my agent who got me over excited when she thrown me up to tell me I was doing it. She said, I've got some amazing news. And the problem problem problem th problem tho tho tho thi problem thi problem thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as th. As th. As th. As, as th. As, as th. As, as th. As, as th, as th, as th, as th, as th, as th, as th, as th, as th, as th, as th, as th, as th, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi. As thrown, as thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomoomooo. As, once he said that, it's actually quite disappointing that it's C.Bubie's bedtime story.

Yeah, I'll be honest. If my agent rings me and tells you out, I'm thinking power notes. I'm like, yes, the adverts finally come in. Coldgate, let's go. I wasn't thinking un non-profitable news. Yeah, some amazing news which I'm seeing 15% of zero for. But um... They get, they're charging you 15. So tomorrow, when you're, if you listen to this, it'll be on tomorrow, about what,

5, 6 o'clock is or something? So, yeah, the other one's at another point. So tomorrow, if you listen to this, it'll be on tomorrow, about what, five, six o'clock is or something? Yeah, just before the kids go to bed. Oh, that's exciting. But now you're just going to look at us, think of you as a sad old drunk, reading it. Oh, God, Rob, maybe, maybe, maybe, it's. that, it's. that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. a boost. It's put my marriage on the edge. So talk me through that, that's what I really care about. I don't want to talk you through that. Have you spoke to Rose this morning?

Because you've basically slept in. I only had two minutes before this podcast. I'll be honest with you. Yeah. In a way, the podcast is a blessing, because it's going to go back in there. And it's just, I think, what all that's going to happen now is, Rosie's going to be getting angrier with you. Are you doing much prep? What's happening this afternoon? We're going to see my daughter's three friends and their parents. Could you just say, hey, Rose, why don't I take both kids and

you have the aftern't to to to to to to to to the to the to to the the to have the two kids and let her have like the afternoon to herself? I think I'm more likely to go downstairs and say, Rose, I'm going to walk into the sea. Can I tell, can I say what I'll do? I'd go back in after this? I'm so sorry about that, blah blah blah blah. Let me do this, let me do that, you know, and sort of like try and do to try try try try try try try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say, Rose, to to to to to to say, to say, I'm to say, I'm to say, I'm to say I'm to say I'm to say I'm I'm I'm to say I'm I'm I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm to say, I'm try, I'm try, I'm go, I'm go, I'm go, go, to say, to say, go, to say, to say, go, to say, to say, to say, to say, to, I feel rough. No I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. It's the psychology of the hangover that I struggle with Rob. Yeah you're, yeah it does get you doesn't it? You can't plow through. How's your week been Rob? I've been a I've been a good week. I've been a good week. I was not absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely absolutely cream cream cream cream cream cream cream cream. and work and stuff but Lou let me have a little lie in this morning on Sunday because I got in late from Margate on Saturday I did a gig in Margate my parents go so it's awkward Bargates. Winter Gardens my mom came with her mates I always say come at the end of the show and I say hello to everyone blah blah

she just walked into my dressing room half time don't know how she got backsta? I went, have you got an antihistamine? And she was like, oh, it's like my friend's son, Billy's got swollen lips. I was like, what is, how is this my problem? What is going on here? I think he ate something and he had a bit of reaction. So she was in my little wash bag. That is incredible.

that's incredible. How did she get backstage? Just wondering backstage. What's she doing to prove to them that she's Rob Beckett's mom? She's got the gift of the gab. Right, yeah, Apple doesn't fall far from the tree, all that kind of thing. Also, this week, Lou's had a bit of a bit of a, you know, because Lou doesn't really talking about us getting them in their outfits.

I'm just listening to the bit of the podcast where you're talking about the girls' World Book Day outfits. The word we there is taking a lot of weight in that conversation I feel. That's a very royal we, isn't it? We found a log cushion. We found a... We, we. Wow, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It's. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. That's. We. We. We. That's. That's a very royal we isn't it? We found a log cushion. We found a we, we, we, we, we, wow, wow, wow, she's still going. Yeah, so Lou needs to come credit, basically. But we, that she'd live that we, I'll be honest with you, Rob, when you were saying we, there was no point where I thought you were actually involved. No, obviously not. Well, no, I tell you what I was involved. Lou was a way way way way way way way way way way. the way. the way. th. Lo, I was a way. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Lo, I was a th. th. th. th. th. th. Lo, I, I was a th. Lo, I was, I was a the the the, th. the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. th. th. the the tho. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, no, I tell you what I was involved. Lou was a way of a mate when we found out they had to do the outfit and then Lou was desperate from to be Matilda, but I thought that's a little bottle of ass or that, so I just asked the girls and they came back with frog on a log

and Millie's marvelous hat. So I actually got the information. Yes. Yes, she did source. their. to to to to s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to to to to the the too. too. the too. too. too. the tooooes. the toooes. the toooes. tooes. tooes. too. too. to too. the too all the clothes and sew things together and dress the kids and take photos and make sure she bought the books to go with it. But I'd say from start to finish we sorted that out. So you're not apologizing. So what you're doing is you're playing her message and then you're saying this is bullshit. No Lou did do it all to be fair when I get in, but you know she did it all. It's fair enough, fucking hell. Under the kosher today. Oh, this is funny, what I said, I called my daughters. My daughters are messing about this week being a bit like cheeky.

And you know, you instinctively go, oh you little shit, you know you little shi'a' you're little shi'a'l-you'l-a'l-n't th'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-s'l-a'l-a'l-a'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'l-s'l-a'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'u'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'l'r'r'r'r'r'n'a'a'a'a'a'r'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'n'r'r'er'r'r Rug munchers. Oh my God. You can't call them rug munchers in public. You can't call them rug munchers now. How did that go down, Rob? They had no idea what I was talking about. Did they say you can't say that in 2022? They didn't say that, but my brain did. I felt like I was in year six of school. I've not heard rug this morning out of that joke. It's offensive. It is offensive. Sorry. You're right, Rob. So I'm coughing. I had too much a rug this morning out of the joke.

It was all because I was trying to say rug rags. That's so bad, isn't it? Oh, Roe. But it was all because I was in front of people. No one says rug rats either. They're little rags. I know, but I think I was trying to find a word that wasn't your little shit and it just went really bad.

Right. But yeah, you can't say that word. But yeah, I said that by accident in public and I was so embarrassed. It was awful. I was going to get cancelled in the street. That's horrible. Oh, I've got other other other. I've got other. I've got other. I've got other. I've got other. I've got other. I've got other. I've got other. I've got other. I've got other. I've got other. I've a kick-kow beef now. I've got tycondo beef. So my kids have been invited to a championship.

My daughter's six, she's done five sessions. Yeah, she's natural. Yeah, she's absolutely natural. She's, um, anyway, how, so it's a competition. Sorry, I keep coughing. This is not good enough this episode. We're all over the plate, this is not, I don't think Sunday's our day for this show. Fuckin' hell.

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Are they all in white, the sort of suits with belts on? Was it taekwondo, the toananananan, ttau. ttau. ttau. ttau. ttau. toy. tha. tha. tha. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, it was tho, was tho, was tho, was tho, was tho, was tho, was tho, was tho, was tho, was tho, was tho, was was was was was was was was their was was was was was was their was was their was was their was their was their was their was their was their was their was their was their was their their their their their their their tho, tho, thoa. thoa. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. thae. was Rob? It was in Edinburgh. This was a low moment in my life. It was a place called Red Box Noodle in Edinburgh that I'd always remembered as one of the few highlights of me doing the Edinburgh Festival, the worst months of my life when I'd always struggle psychologically, quite badly. And then I went there because I was talking about it. Do you know what? I was drinking for 25 nights. Who knew that that was what was making me depressed? I can see that now clear as bloody daylight, mate. This is bloody festival on his tenth point of the evening of 5 a.m. So I went to Red Box Noodle, one of my few good memories, and I was like, this isn't any good anymore.

The only positive memory I've got of Edinburgh. And then they charged me cash. And I was like, what's going on here? This is a really sad episode, isn't it? Oh Rob, there's a title. This is a really sad episode. People like to hear us suffer, Rob. You're a real mood hoover when you're hung over, in you? I don't think I'm fun to be around on and hungover, Rob. I'm trying. Let's let's the the the th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People to th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People the. People th. People like the. People tho. People like th. People like th. People like th. People like th. People like th. People like th. People th. People th. People th. People th. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. th. th. th. to to th. to to to to to to to th. to to the. the. the. the. the. I the. the. the. I the. th. the. the. the the the the around on and hungover Rob. I'm trying, let's pump it up, let's click again. Come on. Do you know what Rose was doing when I went downstairs? She was making mushrooms and garlic. Packing a suitcase, I don't know what that was all about it. She went, I'm going on a holiday. Oh God. What was she doing? She was making garlic mushrooms on toast. I'm like, what is, what are she doing? She was making garlic mushrooms on toast. I'm like, what is, how different is my life from hers?

Have you eaten anything this morning? No, Rob? No, what's your plan? the hangover plan? Finish the podcast. Yeah. Put my head in my hands. And just kind of think.

Right, do you want some Instagram. Is there anything else from your week you want to chat about? We're still having this cat flap problem. What's the cat, what's the cat flap problem? The cat flap's broken, a cat pissed in the kitchen yesterday, Rob? No, but not your cat. No, but not your cat. We've bought a new cat. Yeah, we've got a bloody topahbub. putting your cat flat. What's going on in my life? Well no if you can't you just take the one out that's already there? No because it's glass isn't it? It's in a

glass door so I haven't got the skills. No what else have I got up to? I did I did write down other things that I've got up to Rob. Go on. We went out on thrown to roost yeah. Yeah absolute classic. Went to a restaurant. the restaurant. the restaurant. the restaurant. the restaurant. th. th. to a restaurant. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their to their their their their their their their their their. their. their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the the the the the the the the the the the too tired to carry on the evening. Okay, but without her, you drunk till 2 a.m. How did I do that, Rob? You've done this on Rose's birthday weekend? Yeah, I have. That is not okay. Oh, please, Rob. You should have gone to bed earlier and said, babe, have a drink. I'll never say babe. That is only going to make matters worse. Alright, do you know the last text Rose sent me? Yeah. At 239? Says that's enough now. This

is keeping me up and it's my birthday. Oh, fuck off Josh. That's enough now. You're down there, page six of your book, ripping it in front of the guest. Come, Rose. I'm only on the intersection. That's a. You're down there, page six of your book, ripping it in front of the guest. Come on, Rose, I'm only on the introduction. That's enough now. It's my birthday. Josh, you're fucked. You're off. You're right in the doghouse here. This podcast is at least your problems. Rob, I've got a feeling like, do you know that feeling in the pit of your stomach? Like, what I've done? You're bad. Do you know what th. T th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th i th i th i th i, th i, th i, th th i, th th that, tho, the the the tho, I've the the the the the tho, I've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Come, I've th. Come, th. Come, th. Come, I've th. Come, th. Come, tho, tho, tho, tho-coa. Come, thoooo-coa'-coa'-coa'-coa'-coa'-coa'-I tho'-I tho' tho' tho' tho in the pit of your stomach? Like, what have I done? You're bad. Do you know what though? It makes me feel great.

I bet it fucking does well. I bet you haven't felt this good since my son was waking up at 4.30. I'm going to skip through the day now. Just known whatever happens in my hands. Yeah well you got a bit carried away it's not your fault but yeah that I think didn't she want to stay up and you go to bed. It is my fault Rob it's nice if you just say it's not my fault but it is my fault yeah it is your fault I'm trying to not to not be to not to not to not to not to not to not to not to not to not to not to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to be to to me to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to me me me me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to to want to stay up and you go to bed? No, she wanted everyone to go to bed. And you stayed up for another two hours? Not another two hours, I don't think, another hour.

That's enough now. Please don't. That's enough now. It's my birthday. And I've given birth to two children. Oh, then she didn't know that. I'm taking the brunt of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of the the brunt of the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their the brunt of the childcare while you're out working, which I know you have to do. But it was my birthday, one day, one day of the year for me, and you made it about you again. No, they're no Rob, don't do this to me.

All about you. I'm up there in bed, trying to get some sleep, and I can hear you, watching neighbors twice a day. Bob, shut up. By the the the the the the gosh the g' the g' the g' the g. I. the g. the g. the g. the gi. the gi. the gi. the gi. the gi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-. I, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. I'm that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that twice a day. Bob, shut up. By Josh Ridicum, read by Josh Riddocum. Oh God. Even a guest didn't want to stay. You just locked him down, kept him there on her birthday. Anyway, I'm sure I'll be fine. We'll sure she'll have it down there.

Right, well, let's not dwell on this. You've got a lot of sorting out to do. How about some Instagram messages? God! I'll tell you what this feels like what the podcast would become if one of us went for a divorce? Like a messy divorce because it would just be like, hey, how's you're like? Let's not rule it out at this stage. One of us is like, how's your week? And the other one's like, yeah, just come back from solicitors and yeah, you know. And I'm like, okay, you just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just you're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just like, you're just like, you're just like, you're just just just like, you're just like, you're just like, to just like, how the other one's like, yeah, yeah, just come back from solicitors and, yeah, you know, and I'm like, okay, you're just wanting to be like, oh, I'd ban to but let's, let's do this stuff.

Um, I've got an idea, why don't you do this? So the friends, is she probably with certain members of that group? Like, is the ones, the, threes, threes, threes, threes, threes, threes, threes, tho, tho, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thr, tho, tho, thr, thr, thr, thr, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. I, th. I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, than, I, than, than, and, and, and, than, and, than, and, tho. And, tho. thro. tho. tho. thro. I, Rose, it's your birthday weekend. I was drunk last night. I'll take the kids around to the friends. And why don't you, and the mom or the dad, whoever have a sort of her friend, why don't you guys go to the pub without the kids for a couple of hours and have a few drinks'll meet up after.

Because if you're just like moping about behind Rose and she, and then the narrative of the day is all, God Josh is hung over. You've got to step up mate. Take those kids. Tell you what, double down. Right, okay, you've got, you've got, you've got, and that's the only way out of this for you, Josh. Do you think? I think you should go down that and tell Rose and suggest it to and see what you think. I think you want me to do it on Mike and report back. I've not felt this bad, Rob, since that time. You saved me from throwing up in public.

You was nearly sick on Andrew Lloyd Webber's head. I know, and this was before cats the movie had even come out. Anyway, right, well let's do some Instagrams, but I think that's what I think you should do is go look and just be hungover with the kids and do something really easy with them. Rob, is this our best or worst episode ever? I can't even know that. I think I don't know, but let's see what Michael can do with it. Right, Instagrams.

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Football Club. Now I was so upset the other day as one of my favorite comedians, apart from you and Josh, Tom Allen posted a picture with Delia calling her his hero. Oh no. I don't know what to do. I love Tom, but I just don't think I can anymore. Jesus. Tom is on the shit list. He's on the shit list because of his love for Delia. Do you have strong football feel it? Like, would you... I'm obviously very into football, but it doesn't emotionally impact on my...

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Okay. After Rob's watch went off on a recent episode, it reminded me of this story. My husband treated himself to a fancy Cassio Edifice watch just after our son. Just after our son was born seven years. So, as a joke, I bought him an old-school 5-pound casio watch from Argos to give him from our son. He loved it. Password seven years and we now also have a two-year-old both of our boys still love the old Casio watch and frequently take turns wearing it. Anyway my two-year-old recently got into the habit of waking up at the same time each morning 4.20 a.m. I started to feel like Josh. However I young enough for the usual issues, teething, regression, etc. So one morning I woke up about 4.15 a.m. thinking that my body was now starting to get used

to the early mornings and accepting that this was my life now. I lay and waited for the toddler to wake up and either shout out for me or come toddlain in my room when, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, beep. A very high-pitched loud alarm started going off at 420 a.m. followed by a very awake toddler. What the fuck? Turns out that when innocently and sweetly playing with the old school watch, my son I managed to set an early morning alarm. Oh my God.

Fuming I managed to switch your arm off and we spent the next week, 10 days getting him out of the 420 a.m wake up routine. Oh my god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god. that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thuuu. thu. thu. th. thu. thu. th. th. thu. thu. thus. thus. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to bea. to to bea. to to bea. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. te. te. te. te. te. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to 420 a.m. wake up routine. Oh my god that is brutal. So lesson learned the kids are now not allowed to play with anything that could potentially set an alarm on Jemma. I haven't got watch Rob. I was in a cafe yesterday and with my daughter we went to the park and then we went for lunch and my phone died. That's not like you. What? That's not like you with your daughter. You went to the park again?

It was um, yeah. It was an exciting trip to the park while people could. The park, yeah, which one? Victoria? Yeah, of course. Got a season ticket. You love that park. Love that park.

So whoever lunch my phone died. Yeah. I didn't know the time. Which started to panic me? And then I couldn't even pay because I've got Apple pay on my phone. My whole life collapsed. Oh you didn't have your wallet with you? Didn't have my wallet, mate. It's Apple pay it's 2022. Don't need my wallet ever again. Okay. So you what? What's you're trying to buy? Lunch? Oh, you know what I did? This is pathetic. I said. I said. I said. I said. I said. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have. to have. to have. to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. I th. I thi. thi. I thi. the. the. thea. thea. toea. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to to to to to to to to This is pathetic. I said I can't pay for my lunch. Yeah. And then I said, I'll go home and I get my wallet and I'll come back. And I held out my hand and I said, do you want my airpods as a kind of deposit on my lunch? What did they say? She said, no, I trust you. Right, okay. And you went back and paid? No. Anyway. Fuck him. Idiots, they should take the airpods.

I've got some Boomer parent. Boomer parenting's gone off the chart here. Oh, it's always my favorite. Hi, Rob and Josh, when I was about seven, my parents bought me an adorable rabbit for my birthday. After months of the usual begging, and it turned out that said rabbit, and I took her to see the rabbit, the rabbit, the rabbit, the rabbit, the rabbit, the rabbit, the rabbit, the rabbit, the rabbit, the rabbit, and the rabbit, the rabbit, the rabbit, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, too, too, tooom, tooom, their, their, tooom, thua, thoom, thoom, thoomberan, thoomber, thoom, thoom, thoom, thi, thi, thi, thi, thua, thi, thua, thua, thua, thua, thua, thu..... tho, the the the the the the the the the thoomber, thoomber, thoomorrow, the, the, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow,, I hadn't played of it in a while, but one day, a friend come over for tea, and I took her to see the rabbit, open the hutch and found a cuddly toy rabbit in its place.

What? Satan rabbit had gone. Turns out my mum had taken it back to the pet shop a today. another one. Savage! Victoria! Absolutely brutal. At least she hated it though. You can't take a rabbit back to the pet shop as well. They've, they've, that's not what's happened there. They've just let it loose. Let it loo, well, how do you get rid of a rabbit? What's the best way to get, you can't let it lose, can you can't go back to a pet shop and go, I'd like to return this rabbit and get a store credit, can you? I don't know. I mean, I don't we can't I don't think so I think they've probably they've probably just, do you re-own a rabbit? How do you re-ome a rabbit? How do you feel when you feel when you're hung over? theirover, it's the fact that you shouldn't have carried on drinking when Rose went to bed. You should have gone. The difference is when you get drunk you

kind of become a national hero. Yeah but you are doing it all wrong this morning. You are feeling sorry for yourself. It's actually quite pathetic personally. You've got to take the ball by the oars. After that Euros thing when I got absolutely shit-faced at Euros and I did radio too still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still. I the the the the the the the the the shit-faced at the Euros and I was I did radio too still drunk at 7 a.m. and then I took the kids on the school run. You could, it's 1030, 1050 you're nowhere near that yet. You save this by having the kids all day and letting Rose go for lunch for my friends. That's how you save this. But if you don't want to save it, you don't talk to me like that. that. to to that. to that. to be to be that. to be to be that. to be that. to be to be to me that. that. to me. the to me. to me. the to me. to to the to to to to to to the the the the their. their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the t. It's t t t t tote. It's tote. It's tot. It's tot. It's tot. It's the tot need Alex Ferguson to give you some shit that's what you need mate and then what you do is you do that and then you get them to bed you do all bedtime yourself and you still feel rough and then when they're in bed asleep you run

down the stairs and you do Rinaldo shoe and an order of pizza you'll have one today you've got it it's a rocky story you can't thrown the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tap I I I I I tap I tap I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the today. the the the the the the the the the the the today. the the the today. the today. the today. today. today. tod letting it trample all over you. You've got it. It's a rocky story. You can come back from this. Okay, well next week I'll let you know how that went. Sure, okay, here's another story. Um, boom, a parent in here. Hey guys, I love the show. Don't have kids, but I'm a teacher, so understand how annoying kids are. Um, I'm born in 19 19 19 19 19 19 19 19, 19, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin thin thin thin' thin' thi thi thi thi thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi thi thi thi thi thin' thin' th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the the to to to to to to to to to to to to tooo-a'-i'-i'-i'-i'-a'-a'-a'-a'-s'-s'-s tho's house in the weekends while my parents would go and get lashed up. Was that a y'all? Yeah. Okay my grandma had a big thick freezer. I thought I'd got away with it. It's like a band I feel like I'd be like rolling stones I'm the only one who didn't do loads of heroin than

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Your grandma's in the freezer. Then she would proceed to slowly approach one of us with her arms out while we were screaming and begging her to stop until she got close enough to pretend to strangle us. This would often end in one of us in tears and grandma laughing while she lit a Rothman's original in the kitchen. Great times, Caitlin. Jesus. That is incredible. Oh, I've got a more tired than Josh here that might help you. I don't think that's possible today. Okay, this is from Olga. I'm a mom of three and a step-mom to a nearly adult teenage son. When my eldest was two, she called Chicken Box. My middle daughter was seven days old at the time. th. th. th – th – th – th – to to to to to th – to th. I to thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I the. I the. I the. I'm theeeat theat theat theat theat theeat theeat theeeat theeeat thi. I'm thi. I thi. I thi. I the. I treating her chicken box with um calumine lotion and antihistamine. One night my daughter awoke itchy, cracky, tired and fed up, only having recently given

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That is bad. That is incredible. My mate once, he had a beard, he was so drunk, he started cleaning his teeth like after night out. He got him, was so drunk he didn't know what was doing. And he actually picked up his girlfriend's hair removal cream and he brushed his teeth with it and went, oh that all taste weird and sort of washed his mouth out, woke up in the morning, completely bald mouth. The moustache and the chin bit of air had all gone. Oh my God, that is incredible. I don't know. It's just, you know, be careful what creams are applying guys. There we go. Oh, this is another more tired than Josh.

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in lockdown. Each painting is bespoke and none are the same for that individual touch and all are painted by me. I also have a range of greetings cards. We've listened to the podcast from the very start, listening to episodes more than once and it's really made me laugh often listening while I paint. My Instagram is at Sue Garwart. S-U-E-A-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W, S-U-E, G-A-W Art. Sugar Art, and I'm on Etsy, Sugar Originals.

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Right. See you on Friday guys. Sorry about Josh. Bye.