Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP17: THE MOST CRAZY EPISODE EVER?!?!

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

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and member terms apply. Hello I'm Rob Beckett and I'm Josh Willickham. Welcome to Parent in Hell the show in which Josh and I discuss what is really like to be a parent which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe.

Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing. Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hill with Edith. Can you say, Rob Beckett? Can you say Josh Widdickum? Two goes, not quite there though. Oh perfect for me, that was very cute. Who was, let me guess, Swansea and Sarah and Jill? No, she's called Lou actually Rob. Oh, fuck. Oh, that was, that was very cute. Well, that was, uh, that was a very cute. Who was, let me guess, Swansea and Sarah and Jill. No, she's called Lou actually, Rob. Oh, fuck. Love the Poddy Podcast.

Yeah. Do you know, my mate took me down the other day? So I'm doing, I'm doing a, I'm doing a, what's that thing we did together, Rob? With Bradley Walsh. Oh, Blak-dink-blank-blank-blank-blank-blank-blank, blink-blank, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-wea-a-we'u, th. th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, th. I's, th. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L'-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s, th-s, th-a-a-a-a-a-s. th-a-a-a-a-s. to-s. to-a-s. to-s, to-s, th-s. th-s, -blank. Blink-de-blink. Blink-de-blink. Yep, your new house fund. Yeah, that gig. No. I'm not moving house. But my friends producing it, she sent me the list of people I was on with the list of people I was on with. And I said, very excited about Dionne Dublin.

Oh, so you're doing it again? Yeah. Tricia. Oh trisha! Okay, mid-morning TV presenter. Ed Gamble. Ed Gamble. Chunks. Oh you can't call him that anymore. He's skinny now. It's his name on the call sheet, mate. I know he's his name on the call sheet, man. I know that. I thought he was talking about Ed Gamble, you can't call him that anymore. So be fair, Chunks has lost weight as well and gamble. Maybe they could bond over that or you look on. That's a funny lineup, that's a good lineup. And and Stacey Dooley. Oh, that's a great lineup. Yeah, so anyway, the reason I brought up is to my friend excited about Dion Dublin, I I I thion, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, I thian, thian, thian, thian, that's that's thi that thi, that's that's that's the, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi thi the, the the the can can't the can't thean, thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean that's thean that's that try and tap him up for both my pods and she said, pods, who do you think you are? Calling them pods. Yeah that is a bit much. She said the O2 has gone to your head. My pods, oh God you're like, are you a mogul? Are you Kevin Hart? Josh sat there in his big, fucking cheese chair. My bloody pods. All his businessives sat like Jack Dean and Griffith Jones. Don't see them on tell anymore because they're fucking waded mate. They got into production companies early. They fucked it off.

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It's unbelievable. Come on, treat yourselves to a hello fresh. Why not? Come on. Go on. Loving the Pody Podcast. It got me through a many fuzzy-headed nap walk with my daughter, Edith, good name, who was born at the start of the very first lockdown. She's almost two now. tha. tha. tha. tha. thuuu. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho. thoom. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to. too. too. too. too. too. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. too. too. too. toe. toe. to. first lockdown. She's almost two now. Here's a clip of her saying her first words, Josh Widerbum. All the best.

Lou. Thanks, Lou. She's put Lou Kiss. And I think this might be a typo. She's put Lou Kiss and then the word you. Lou you. Well, it's either Lou kiss you or like, you know when like two brands. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the th, th, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the, the the, th, the, the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, th, know, when like two brands have done a kind of, what's that thing called? Collab. Yeah, a collab. Such a granddad. You know like when Goehler did a collab with Woolworth's, that kind of thing.

Yeah, yeah, all that kind of stuff. I don't, I do, that Lou is a weird name when you're married to someone called Lou, it's a weird thing, especially when I've said thi, th... their, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, is a their, is a their, is a their, is a their, is a to, is a to, is a to, is a to, is a to, is a to, is a to, is a to, is a their, is a their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, like, It's a weird thing, especially when I worked in an office, and I don't know if I said this before, one people used to go, yeah, I've got time off in Lou, and I go, you're gonna have sex with Lou? Is that what you're doing? If you've got time off in Lou, with my wife? Do you ever think, I mean, it is also the word for Toilet Lou, yeah, and in lieu of something, and in, and in, and in, and in the the the th, and in, and in, the the th, th, th, the the the th, the th, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, their, their sex, their, their, their, their, their, their, you're their, you're their sex, you're their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, their sex, th.. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, their sex, their sex, their sex your head? Losing the Lou? Not really. Lose. Well, Lou's name before we got married was Watts. Yeah. So that she used to get a lot of stick for Watts. Did she? Like Charlie Watts? Like what's? What's? What's Is she got asthma? No, just Weasy. The Wii. It's a bit like a rap name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Weasy.

The Weasy. Lou, if she started a hip hop career, I think it would. I think you'd be embarrassed, Rob. It'd be more honey, G, wouldn't it, that's what I wanted. That's where I was going. I couldn't remember it. All I can remember was regulate. Fuck! I'm losing it! I'm fucking losing it! I knew it had happened. It's got a guy at some point, isn't it?

It has. It has. It has another 10 years. You remember the word, colab. What's the problem with this game? think and luckily stuff comes out and you get away with it but after every time I'm funny my brain goes, whoa that was close. Just then it wasn't close it didn't happen you save me with Warren G. You know what also Warren G's too old but it had a G on the end I need to know one. There's no other rapper with a G on the end it's not like Kenny G is there? No Kenny G more like G. More up Warren G. Moren G's not cool

enough now and he's cool but he's old. Warren is he alive? Warren G must be so old. I think Warren G's alive. Was that Nate Dog? I think it was made dog. I think it was made. No. Warren G looks quite young actually. I think he's still going. Here is age 51. Warren de Monte Griffin the third. Jesus Christ. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. the w. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Warren is th. Warren is th. Warren is he's is th. Warren is he's is he's is he's is he's is he's is he's is he's is he's is he's is. Warren is. Warren is. Warren is. Warren is. Warren is. Warren is. Warren is. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. Warren. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. song? Anyway, let's get back on track. How are you, Josh? You're all good? You sound full of beans because when you're hungover, you are pathetic. Yes, I know, but I'm feeling in a much better place actually, Rob. Have you said thank you to Michael for that edit? Well, I haven't listened to it. Well, what? What are you what, that's more than I expected. I hope there's a lot of adverts in there. How are you though?

You were good. I reckon I would listen to every single episode before I listen to that one, Rob. Yeah, no, I think it's for the best. I don't think you need that. The worst thing is if you were hung over again and then back to say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, how, how, how, how, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. How, th. How are, th. How are, how are, how are, th. How, how are, how are, how are th. How, how are you are tasks was I've got to put the rain cover back on the garden chairs and table because it blew off in the store. Oh mate, it's summer now, leave it. Yeah. And then the other morning I was like to Rose, I was like, oh did you or your mom put the rain cover back on the chair and table? She was like no. And then I remembered when I was hammered at 2 a.m. I thought this is the time to do it. Really? You went out and did it?

Well, I went out to the shed. Well, I went out to get some alcohol out. Because that's where you keep our shirt, that's a low moment. Oh, so you have booze in your shit? So do you keep it out there so you don't want to go out in the rain to stop your drinking? Is that what you do to help with your problem? No, I haven't got a problem. That's the first part of the problem. Oh, come on now. No, you haven't. I am winding you out because I think that you are that that that that that that that that that that you is that that that thi thi thi that thi thi that thi thi thi that's to do is to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to to to to do to do to do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toooooo.oomereen. too. too. too. too. to when you do drink you're a lightweight these days and can't deal with it. In many ways that's the problem.

Yeah but it's not a big problem like the real one like a big problem like a big problem it's a slight problem but not a problem. No exactly. Yeah I was almost about to make reference 99 problems and I thought could we look any square or with our hip-hop. It's too hip-hop heavy already. This is this is a the problem is a problem is a problem is a problem is a problem is a problem is a problem is a problem is a problem is a problem is a problem is a problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem is a problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. that's a problem. that's problem. that's a problem. that's a problem. that's a problem. that's problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem is a problem. the problem is a problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the. that's the. that's that's that's that's that's that's the problem. that's the problem. that's the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem reference 99 problems and I thought, could we look any square or with that hip-hop reference? It's too hip-hop. It's too hip-hop heavy already. This is a problem, is it, people are listening going, is this Romesh's podcast? Now he has got a problem. He has it, he's all.

Go and so you put, you put, you put the stuff on the on the chairs. Yeah and I don't didn't really remember doing it but I managed to in my drunkenness tick off one of my tasks. I do sometimes when you are a bit drunk you do get quite efficient. Yes exactly exactly I do the dishwasher a lot pissed do you yeah yeah like if I get in later rather than get it done when you're drunk get it do while you're drunk there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there the there there the there the the the the the th the th th the th th th th I th I tho tho tho the the the the thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th I I I I I th I th I th th thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the to the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's the it in the morning. Get it done while you're drunk. Get it done while you're drunk. There we go. And do you know what I haven't done? What? It's a third attempt, but I do think people will be interested in what the experience of doing the CBU's bedtime story is like. I thought you said so yeah, go and tell us it's sober. So, Rob, it's great. It's a thrill. How long it to take take take take take. take. take. thake. thathea. thathea. thathea. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thee. thi. tha. tha. tha. thrill. How long does it take to do it? I just don't like reading out loud. It's just the auto queue. I thought you'd hold you were holding the book. You don't even have, so you just sit there. So basically you turn up, they do it in a hotel room. So they booked a hotel in their room. Have you ever been in the lanum? Oh, that is a beautiful hotel. It's a lovely. It's. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely lovely. It's a lovely lovely. It's a lovely lovely lovely lovely hotel. It's a lovely hotel hotel hotel hotel hotel hotel hotel hotel hotel hotel hotel hotel hotel hotel. It's a lovely hotel. It's a lovely hotel hotel hotel. It's a lovely hotel. It's a lovely hotel. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely hotel. It's a lovely. It's a lovely hotel. It's. It's the hotel. It's the hotel. It's lovely. It's the hotel. It's lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It's a lovely. It'sthink it's that kind of hotel. Yeah I've got to put up in there once for a TV show and it is opulent.

It is nice. I found it very confronting because you've got to do your speaking to children voice. I don't have that voice. I've realized I talked to them like grown-ups. I've not watched it yet. I thought, do you want me to play to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their their to to to to to their their their to their to tooom tooom tooom tooom. I'm tooom. I'm their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, theirfffereen, their, tho. tho. toomorrow. together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, together, thoomorrow, yet. I thought, do you want me to play out my intro so you can judge my speaking to children voice? Go on. I'm watching it with my daughter tonight, but I can get it on my own I play. It was on it, it was on last night time of recording. Yes. Hello there, my name's Josh. I'm here celebrating comic relief with a funny story for this year's

Red Nose Day. Did you know that the loudest, the bravest, or even the scariest people can sometimes feel a bit embarrassed. Like Alan. You might have to have a think about that one, Rob. It sounds like an advert because tax rules are changing. You know when they get like, we need frienbes to lebe. Someone who's not money hungry, someone who's quite relatable, to come out and just be honest and straight with the viewer. I'm Josh Riddickham, and you may not know it, but tax is going to digital. You need to make sure that all your accounts are up today and you've got your login because by April 2023 things are going to change for the better. It's a nice voice though Josh. Yeah do you want to hear some of the story?

Um not really but go on. The parents screech in terrible terror. Oh oh was that you or a sound effects? I love being scary? Laughed a long day. There you go I'm quite pleased with that. That's that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice. the the the the the their the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. th effect? I love being scary, laughed Alan. After a long day, there you go, I'm quite pleased with that. That's nice, it's very gentle, I think I'd oversell it. Do you? Give me how you'd open it? Right, I need a kid's book, don't I really? But do the, hello, I'm Rob.

Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. Beebe's bedtime story. This week we're going to read Angela's Ashes. It's a long episode, isn't it? I've been there fucking weeks. Rob's had a panic attack on chapter 3. We're going to have to book him in. How much is it to book out the Langham for three months? Nine million pounds? Okay, um, he's producing this Griffith-Rees-Jones, not a problem. this episode is brought to you by Nisprasso. Elevate your morning coffee ritual. From the first sip of coffee in the morning to the on-the-go cup.

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Visit Amex.C.S. S.A.S. Business Platinum. Yeah, no, that was good, I think, I think, it was nice. I think it was gentle for bedtime. I'm, I think I'd be too animated. I think they'll tell me to pipe down to to to their to to to their to their to to their their to their their to their to their to their their their to their me to to their me to to to their me to me their me me to told me their to to me me me me to me me me me me me me me me me me me to me me me me me to to me me me me me me me me me me to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their k'kis. Sorry. Um...

There's a builder perilously sat on a roof outside my window. Look at this. I'll take a photo. I mean, okay, yeah, we can share that. I mean, it's not the greatest podcast fodder. No. But you've got to remember, we riffed for five minutes on the word poddy, so you know Pete you know this phrase like phoning it in for a living like oh he's phoning it in now well we've always done that from the start so it's not a bad thing.

No it's exactly. We can never, this can never fail because we've always phoned it in. We've never put in any effort in the first place. The standards really dropped. How? We've never put in it. If any thing I care more now than I did at the beginning. Do you know what? That bloody lockdown parenting's got shit. They've started to do different features, they know what they're doing. They've got topics they cover.

It's talk about the news. Rob, Rob speaks properly now. There's a couple of sketches at the end the the the features they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they cover, they're talking about the news. Rob, Rob speaks properly now. There's a couple of sketches at the end. They finish on a song. That, um... That builder looks like he's having a shit down the chimney. That's a great picture that. Yeah. That's beautiful. One for the Instig...

Do you know what? It's a beautifully taken picture, isn't it? That could be in an exhibit about that sort of like, you know, I don't know, Roos. Anyway, oh dear. So yeah, so that was good to enjoy doing C-Bibbys, but let us know what it goes with your daughter, if she likes it or not. My kids don't really watch bedtime stories and see babies. their kids I don't really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm tho. I tho. I thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I th. I th. I th. it, but she's quite excited. I don't think she realizes what a coup it is that I'm doing it. That's the problem. Yeah, she doesn't realize, you know, you've waited for months for that. She doesn't know that I started open my comedy in 2008. She doesn't understand that.

She can't comprehend, even within your own agency, you were down the list to be on there. Exactly, exactly. Um, oh, Josh, I've been sleeping a bit better. Oh, two things, two things, only to talk about sleep wise. One, worst parent in the world. Yeah, my six-year-olds tooth fell out, put it under a pillow. And now this is anyone that's sistering with kids. Yeah, this is a two-fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy fairy, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, I, I, I, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, I, um, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. I've, I've, I've th. I've th. I, stop. Stop listening. Stop listening. Go and watch CBwe's bedtime story for the next six minutes. Yeah, this is a tooth fairy story. The tooth fairy didn't visit. No. Yeah. The tooth fairy forgot. Oh my God. Was the tooth fairy drunk or just? Unfortunately,

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to bed knackered and like so much... I forgot to tell us tooth fairy. And I think because we were all awake the tooth fairy couldn't get in the door. So basically was just because so much had happened between the tooth coming out. How did you turn it round? Well we just said obviously she didn't come because we were awake and she only comes when we were asleep and she didn't have time to come so if we sleep tonight nicely she'll come but she can't come when you're awake so that sort of come but she was absolutely distraught first thing in the morning. But but we also said in panic. Well the th. She th. She the th. She the th. She the th. She th. She th. She th. She the th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She's th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She's thi. She th. She t. She te te. She te. She's te. Well. Well. Well, tha. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the first thing in the morning, but that come down. But, but we also said in panic, well the thing is, with the two fairy, if you are up and she forgets to come or can't come because you're awake, you do get extra money the next day. Oh, interest. Yeah, which we thought, what a great idea, like we were high-fiving. Then she said, oh, okay then, well, I'll just keep hiding it every day

till the money goes up. She's got you, mate. She knows that a tooth is better currency than money. I know! It's like having cryptocurrency having a toooth. Yeah, she's got a bit under a pillow for the next eight years. So now I'm facing a big money. to. I. I. I. I. I. to. to. too. too. too. tooom. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. t. t. t. the. the. I know. And the worst part is, well no, the best part was, make me feel better was we told Lou's mom and it turned out that the tooth fairy when Lou was little forgot to come three nights in a row.

Oh. Because... It's the same tooth fairy that's work in the Bromley base tooth fairy. I think they've got a problem Rob. They're not a big problem, but if they're, you know. Loo's mom was saying that it was like a self-fulfilling prophecy. She was so anxious about forgetting that she'd forgot, like it was done in things like, you must not forget, but then she did. So that made us feel a bit tense. That's his small in. So do you think the Tooth Fairy, to avoid costing the Tooth Fairy too much money, is going to sneak into night and give the money for the Tooth Come What May? Yes, I really think there's nothing going to get in the way of the Tooth Fairy tonight.

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like 23 not having it. Totally. I'm gonna tell you this about my sleep Josh right so this is the new way of going to sleep I listen to I listen to I try and I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the I to to the podcast I to like for example the Johnny Wilkinson one, which is called I am, which I'm really getting into, but it's quite deep, you have to really concentrate. It's all about, yeah. I'm getting into spirituality, Josh, which I don't know if he's the stiffest neck thing or the loosest neck thing. Yeah, no, I think that's the loosest note. I think that's a very good thing to get into, Rob. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to really, to really to really to really to really to really, to really, to really to really have to really have to really have to really have to really have to really have to really, to really, to really, to really, to really, to really, to really, to really, to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to really to really thi, thi, to really have to really have to really have to really have to really have to really to to really to to to to to really thi about, you know, all joy and happiness comes from within. There is no big enlightenment to search for it. You just basically have to calm everything down so that you're just, you just are one. The realization, Rob, that happiness does not lie in appearing on Nevermind the Buzzcocks. It's a huge moment in your life.

Do you know what I mean? A hundred percent, yeah. I pick that out as a random thing. Yeah, whatever, but whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's pick that out as a random thing. But whatever is your thing, for you, that's what it would have been or for some people it will be running, you know, being the manager of a shop or getting that promotion or achieving an award or something. But yeah, I do think, you know, as you get a bit older, when you're a bit young, you think, well once I get that, it'll all be sorted, but it isn't. It's really really. It's really important to know that. All I need, all I need is a podcast that is as good as off menu and I'll be happy. Look at me Rob. Look at me.

Look at me. I'm all over the shop. Yeah, you are all over the fucking shop. It didn't work. Stuff you've achieved and what you've done in your life and you're still a fucking mess Josh. More of that's not going to help. But I'm getting there I understand the theory Rob. I'm just struggling to put it into practice. Exactly that's very important because it's easy to say oh I should do my breathing and meditation and should be calm and take time for myself. I find I find and a meditation I think people get confused meditation isn't just like oh my sit there and breathing with fucking smoke and crystals and all that shit crystals can fuck off personally but each to their own but I think I think you are very Zen actually Rob do you know what

that's what I like about you you're very very like back how that can fuck off no but what it is it's like being mindful it's not sort of clear in your mind it is is actually focusing on the thing that's worrying you or scaring you because the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th the th the th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus the the. the is thus thus the is the is thus thus thus. thus. I'm thus. I'm thus. I thus. I thus. I thus. the. th. I I is th. th. I I I I is th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the their their their their their their the is th the is the is the is the is the is the is the the the the the the the the the the to they they the the the the the their the the thing that's worrying you or scaring you. Because what we do is distract from it. So if you sit with something that causes you pain, it's quite uncomfortable, but that is basically what meditation is. You're holding in on the thing that's stressing you out, but then you ignore your brain telling you about it because anyway, since I'm talking around in circles now. Johnny Wilkerson explains it a lot better, better in I am. I've been listening to that because it was all quite serious it's quite monotone. What's he up to now? Well basically it's quite funny

actually because he became the greatest rugby player of all time but then he realized that didn't bring him happiness. He's now looking at spirituality and trying to find that sort of balance with it. He's trying to become the best be a Buddhist. But now he's basically trying to become to become to become to become the best become the best become the best become to become the best become the best become the best become the best become the best be the best be the best be the best be the best be the best be the best be the best be the best be the best be the best be the best be the best be the best be the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best be the best the best the best the best the best be the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be the best be be be the best best be be the best best of to become the best of be best of be best of be. to bea. He. He's bea. He's bea. He's bea. He's bea. He's bea. He's bea. He's bea. He's b. He's b. He's b. Heto it, he's so intense and passionate. Well, he's trying to become Buddha. Well, no. There is already a number one John, Johnny. There's a palet of Buddhism and that's Buddha, thrawly. But yeah, but that's the thing though, like, even if you do become Zen, you still

have your character of who you are. Yeah, it's all quite complicated, but anyway, I've been listening to that because it is serious, so it's, and there's no big laughs or big things in it that sort of make you wake up. I was listening to it last night, I got to sleep really nicely because it was like a good subconscious message. I find it very calming, and I was listening to it. Anyway, I go to sleep, the best I've gone to sleep, the best. T, the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. the best. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thin's thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the an up absolutely petrified like actually like dripping with sweat anxious having a nightmare right okay and I genuinely thought there was a bit of burglary or I was being attacked or something I woke up into a horrible shock like and I was like I've never had that sort of feeling and I thought what the fuck and then like I looked at my phone and Johnny Wilkinson had finished

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Kipp in an East End Alley listening to a Jack the Ripper podcast. I can't believe it. They listening to ourselves and I find that bad enough. I know it was hot, honestly, mate, I was so stressed and I was like, but it was so close to home, literally. I couldn't believe it, what the chances? And did you, did you want to listen to the rest of it? No! I think I might need to listen to it awake, I'm a, I'm, I'm, I, to, I, to, I, to, I, to, to, I, to, to, I, to, I, to, I, I, I, I, to, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, thi, thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that, that, that, I, that, that, that, that, I, that, that, I, I'm, that, I'm, that, I'm, I'm, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, that, that's, that, that, I'm, I'm, I'm, I might need to listen to it awake as a kind of to kind of clear yourself of it. I don't think I'd ever listen to that one. You don't hear about someone breaking into your house when it's in your own own area, isn't it? No. Jesus, what was the chart of all the ones? What is it? It's a very crimey area Rob. It is a crimey area but the other ones weren't like miles away anyway? But yeah that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's a th. It's a very thi thi. It's a very th. It's a very th. It's a very th. It's a very tho. It's a very tho. It's a very th. It's a very th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th listen to this? Some of the other ones weren't like miles away. Anyway, but yeah, that's what happened to me. So be careful if anyone else has had a...

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They run out of crunchies. I bought a packet of crackernak's, you know, a bit of nostalgia. We've needed a soundbar. We've needed a sound bar for ages, right. Permission to sound like I'm 600 years old. Yeah, go on, mate. So teleies, so tele's tele's tele's tele's tel, so th. So, th. So, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's that's a that's a that's, I was, I was, I was that's, I was that's, I was that's, I was that's, I was that's. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm tho. I'm that's like, I was a that's like, I was a that's like, I was years old. Yeah, go on, mate. What's a sound bar? Is that right? So telies, a flat screen telies now, a lot of them, aren't they? Which means the speakers are quite crap on them because speakers need a bit of mass in

order to be decent. And in our kitchen, you've got a sound bar, it's much easier to hear. Sometimes we can't hear dialogue on tele, and then all of a sudden there's a car crash and it's the loudest thing ever and wakes the whole house. It's like great speakers for your phone. For your tele. Yeah, but it's like one and looks quite nice.

But also it's one that so that if we have a party we can have it all playing out the same speakers. Yeah I'll be looking for ages. Yeah and I went to Costco and got one and I just got there and a satinate my pizza in a fucking fliece and my shoes are wearing the the garden I thought what the fuck am I. A fleece? A kind of farmer's wife? What's going on? A bit of a country bumpkin in Zone 5. I mean, I've got a little country partner in me. Giffley's Jones is a fleece, mate. Oh no, he's gold, just a gold suit. Like he's in Johnny English.

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Wow! We're in the wrong game here, Rob. Do you know what? Maybe we are phoning it in a bit in a bit more effort after all. Mel Smith and Gries Shreve Jones both founders talk about. And Peter Finchum? Wasn't it? Peter Finchum, yeah? Jesus Christ. Bloody out. It's all right for some, isn't it? 22 years ago that was. I bet he's got sound bars coming out of his bloody years. 62 million in 2000. Do you think he's got a garden in zone one? I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. M' th. M' th. M' th. M' th. M' th. M' th. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a' the. M. M. M. Do you think he's got a garden in zone one? I bet he's got a garden mate. I bet he's got a garden. Right do you want some Instagrams? Yes. Okay here we go. Dda da da da. Oh so this is just listening to the Harriet Kemsley episode. This is Annon. What a great guest. Because she was talking about growing a new tooth remember that? Yeah. So distedady here I too grew a new a new a new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new the the the the to to grow a new tooth. A new the to grow a new tooth. A new the to grow a new to grow a new to grow a new to grow a new toe. A new their. A new to. A new to. A new their. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. A. I. I. I. I. A. I. I. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. th. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. th. G. G. G. I. G. I. G. I. G. I. I. I. A. A that? Yeah. So distady here, I too grew a new tooth around the time my daughter

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had twins last May so maybe it's a first pregnancy thing Jack if anyone else has got bigger feet from kids also the way Jane is just like, uh, nothing similar happened when I had twins, last way, your feet have grown a size, she needs all new shoes. That is incredible. That guy, I didn't know that could happen. Your feet, they stop. Do you don't, isn't the only thing that's meant to keep growing?

Don't you? Your ears and your nose, bloody hell. It's definitely your ears, I think. Yeah, I've talked about nose. Do you want another anonymous one, Rob? Oh yeah. Morning, gents. Me and my wife have been listening to your podcast from the very beginning. I've been trying to start a family for the same length of time. Just when we're starting to lose faith, a few days a today, a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to, to to to, to their, their, their, their, their, their, Rob, Rob, their, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, their. their. Do, their, Rob, Rob, Rob, their, their. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to me. Do. Do. Do toe. Do to to to their, their, their, their, toe We're both chuffed a bit and understand it's exceptionally early days, but we still can't help but look at all the stuff we will hopefully need to buy, some of which is very costly. My question is, are there any items you suggest spending extra money on and any items you'd buy cheap or even not buy at all. Cheers and then they've put the emoji with the two beers clinking together. I'd say don't buy anything until you actually really need it kind of thing.

Where we bought the cot way to it. We bought the cot before the baby was born, but you don't need it for six months. So stuff like that and then it sort of helps a little cash flow because what's the point of spending money on that cot and ever using it? So I would say wait until you need it and then some things, you know, like we put a little tummy time thing where you know you're supposed to go on their belly for a bit to get their neck up and stuff. Yeah. The thing that you'd put them on and they ear temperature checker. Yes. That is absolutely worth its weight in gold. A hundred percent because it can put your mind at rest so

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Yes, exactly. Make friends of an Nc. their their their theirto NCTT two years before you conceive. Okay, right, do you want Boomer Parenting? Yes. This is beyond Boomer though. Well, that was one of our most serious and useful five minutes we've ever done on the podcast, I thought. I would just say as well as a caveat, like, because there's something here, someone's took our advice. Not all of this is just anecdotal story. Don't take any of this, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. thi, to be. to be. to be to be to be to be. too, to be to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be. So, to be. So, to be. So, to be. So, to be. So, to be. So, to be. So, to be. to to too, to too, too, tho, tho, the the the the the the the their, their their their their their their tooome. their tooome. tooome. tooome. tooome. tooome. too, tho, anecdotal story. Don't take any of this like we're experts, please. Yeah, I think we should, you said this to me the other day, Rob, and I think we should record it now and then put it at the start of every podcast that follows this. That we need to put a disclaimer at the start.

Okay, I'll say that. This is a disclaimer. Anything we say is our opinion. . Anything we say is our opinion and things that have worked for us, please do not take it as expert advice. Yeah, sometimes it's not even our opinion. We're just trying to fill the time. Yeah, so just basically good luck on your own.

We can't be sued. This is from someone Mark the message in, Josh. I'll do this and then boom a parent in. Hi, I took on Rob's tactic of of of of of of of of of their their their ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, th, th, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, anything, th, th, anything th, th, anything anything th, th, th, th, anything anything anything th. thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thiiiii. thi. thi. thi. th I'll do this and then boom a parent in. Hi, I took on Rob's tactic of giving my eight-year-old one swear word naughty word a day so as long as she says it only in front of me and mummy and not at school or strangers. It has been working very well except for the fact that is awful. That's two swear words in one sentence but the two year old just smiles and usually responds with yeah she does get on well with her really I think that but I've got a lot of questions

here Mark like I they my kid say piss because they saw it written in a book where have they seen dumb fucking bitch or heard it what is going on in that relationship Mark that is incredible isn't it? Dumb fucking bitch? Fuck it out! Spruital? Spruital? It's brutal. Oh, that's a Pokemon, isn't it? Spruill? Yeah. Just to say, oh, this is the boom apparent in Josh. Yeah. Just to say, as a 62-year-old grandma, I love your podcast and find your tips very helpful. Sometimes when I'm looking after my four-year-old granddaughter, Delilah Alice, can we also,

I think we should have, can we have oldest and youngest, if you think you're the oldest, please, let us know. And when I say youngest you are listening out of your own volition on your device not just in the car and oldest if you can find someone young enough to send an email on your behalf that'd be great but the oldest person listening it would be quite nice to know because at the moment Marian Whitehead at 62 years of age is our oldest listener if you can do that we can do bad in 62 I'm sure. Anyway so this is going back to go back ing, when my husband was about seven, so I don't know if what is beyond Boomer Parenting? Bumer Parenting?

Because this might be older than Boomer Parenting. Parenthood? Victorian? Victorian? I don't know what the parenting is before. Like post-war parenting. Post-war Parenting. Like post-war parenting, I suppose it would be called in the 50s. Yeah, post-war post-war parenting. Going back to Boomer parenting, when my husband Jeff was about seven years old, the TV aerial

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right, like the washing machine was broke and he had to fix it, he'd leave the power on to see if he'd fixed it. No. So he's been electrocuted. So he's been electrocuted a number of times. Yeah it's electrocuted like is that like a dangerous thing? Like do you know I mean like? If it isn't it's a strange way to kill someone in a prison isn't it? What are you doing with this one? I'm just blowing on him to death. Does it work? Who knows? You know what I mean Rob? I just I just presumed that your dad that th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is thuuu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu, thu, thu, thus, thus, thus, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like a tho- like a tho- like thi thi thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, like thi, like, like, like, thi, like, thi, that's a that's a that's a strange that's a strange that's a strange that's a strange that's a strange that's a strange thi's a strange thi's a strange thi's a strange thi, like, th presumed that your dad wouldn't survive that. Well, I think it's electric shock rather than electric cue. I think it trips out when it, I don't know, but he's a strange man, my dad. Do you know what he did? I did a gig at a try and he did a try and he did a gig. And he came back to the weekend and he knows, I'm done a good because you're a bit exhausted and I'm sort of stood there and I'm like a bit that tired and and then he goes to me did I leave my lace up

shoes at your house? I just went I don't lace up I don't lace up confused me what does he mean by lace up is he still doing Velcroze? He loves slip-on, slip-on loafers, he from Southeast London, he loved it. Yeah, of course. And I just said, Dad, I don't know or care. Which I thought was ash, but also I thought like, come on mate. Yeah, fair enough. How do I know? And also, it's not like I've got a quiet house. There's a dog could have a tooth fairy. Who knows? No, I'm a tough. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. the. thooo. thoo. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to turns up. Right, do you want to do a small business shout-out, Josh? Do you want to do some emails or anything? Small business thoubisney's? Let's do Small Business Shoutout. Uh, you have, I mean they're all good. I feel bad when I go past them.

I've been ruined by choice here, Rob. Give me a number from one to six six. 1.2.3. 4.5. 6. GB News are looking for some no. Um, hi guys. I'm a huge fan of the podcast, which is odd. As I, oh, we'll start with this. 23-year-old guy with no kids. So we'll start that as our lowest age at the moment, Rob, whose mother has threatened to turn his testicles into a pair of earrings if he has one anytime soon. I was hoping you guys could give a shout out a shout Ezeo Rescue, EZIO, which is a charity which re-homes stray and abuse dogs and cats from Bosnia, giving them a new lease of life here in the UK.

They have a very small following at the moment so any help will mean a lot. That is a great charity. They can be found on Facebook.Eseo, one word, EZIO space rescue Instagram as you are rescue or W W W W W W W.W.S.E.O.S.E.O.S.W. that Webs is a bit of a shame, isn't it? Thank you guys and keep up the great work. Peace and love Owen. Not enough people. He must have heard our meditation chat. Yeah, it's so fucking Zen right now. Yeah, fucking crystals. Have some fucking self-belief, don't just fucking hold onto a crystal and I hope you

fucking losers. But ultimately I'm a Buddhist now. Ultimately you are a Buddhist. I've got a small business shout out here. This one is from Absolute underscore, bubble, underscore, football. Hi Robin Josh, I've listened to the barrage of abuse from Mr Beckett regarding the City of of abuse from Mr. Beckett regarding the city of Plymouth.

City. I would invite, I'd like to invite you both to Plymouth for an afternoon of Bubble Football. I'm sure there are folk who would like to ram the aforementioned Mr. Beckett. We are based in Plymouth. So if you are in Plymouth or you're down there for some sort of a stockbroker meeting meeting, um, um Or watching Argyle, biggest club in the Southwest? No, no, no, it's a business. You're not going there for sport, mate. You're going there strictly for business deals. So you're striking a big deal down in Plymouth, Griffith's Jones, buying some sort of

you know shipping, shipping company or something. Absolute underscore bubble football is a bubble football company where you can go and look like kids parties, stag do, things that looks great and they do inflatable table football stuff. Oh that'd be fun. That would be fun. I'll be fun. I'm their Instagram. Absolute underscore bubble underscore football. Base in Plymuth but I'm sure they travel. There we go. It's better. I've really enjoyed this episode Rob. It's been fine back on form after what was a very. sad week for you. Very sad week but you know what our biggest week ever numbers wise what does it people bloody want from us you sickos only because it said the sad episode all you want is our pain you sick fucks is this what you want I know let's call this one the most crazy episode

ever you will not believe the wacky hijinks that happen in this episode exclusive Elton John interview Barack and Michelle Obama spash the wacky hijinks that happen in this episode. Exclusive Elton John interview. Barak and Michelle Obama spesh. Right, see you on Friday, Josh. See on Friday. Bye. Cheers, bye.