Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP2: No bath since Brexit...

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

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Sotomayor, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting each week we'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing. Hello you're listening to Parenting Hell with.

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Yeah, the bit I live in. The bit you live in your little crew where you rename places to make it sound more expensive stuff like that. Yeah, so I'd say that area. Can I, can I, am I correct? Peter, bro, okay, not far away. the sort of boy park. What game. Have you ever got one?

Have you ever got one? No, of course it's impossible. Where is a three-year-old from is a very tough game. Yeah, but I think they moved out for more space. Yeah, of course. You can see what you can get in Lincoln. If you move out of London to Lincoln, Lincoln's you get a surprise, the thing is Rob, you always guess East London. Whoever it is, you always guess East London. And then when it's not East London,

you always say, well I bet they used to live in East London. That's all that's the same place out. It is too hard. It's too hard. The game's to be defeated. If you are from East London, do send in a voice memo and then see if he gets it. Because he will be guessing East London area. And then I always go and north and west sort of there. But anyway, it's too hard.

It was a good effort though, Miles, well done. An aurora? Is an aurora the sleeping beauty princess? I don't know. Oh come mate you got to get your princesses right princess, the first, and the first, the princess, the princess, the princess, to, to, to, and to, and the princesses, to, and to, and to, the princesses, and their, and their, to, and thapape, tho, tho, tho, and tho, and thian, and tho, tho, and thian, and thian, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and tho, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and tho, and tho, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thoan, thoan, thoan, thoanan, thoan, thoan, thoan, thoanan, thoan, thoan, th princesses right? First rule of parenting. Yeah, is that the first rule of parenting? It's certainly up there. Just feed them, it's the main one, isn't it? Which we forgot to do first night in the hospital. Anyway, Josh, how are you're the first thing to tell you about? May, is shit. Oh, you're so shit. I've got three things to tell you about. One, great.

So I hold that back. You don't want that at this moment. No, okay. So that's a good, that's a positive story. Yeah, two negative stories. Do you want the negative story about Graham Norton? Graun, first piecethink it was the day we recorded last week, I was off to do Graham Norton. Yep. First piece of work of the year, exciting obviously.

It's always exciting to do Graham Norton. I'd say it's arguably the most exciting show you can do on British TV. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Most exciting show, strictly has got to be the most exciting show, isn't it? Wow. The closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest closest. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's, that's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to, it's to, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the the th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. get, that's the only show I've ever done where I could say someone good luck at the Oscars and as I said out loud I was like what the fuck you become Rob? How are you in a position to say that? Who did you say it to? Sir Ronan? It's one of those Irish names that are really difficult to say and you get I've got panicked I've done it wrong in case I'm being offensive. And was there an Oscar win? No, I don't think so. No. I don't know.

I don't really keep up with the Oscars. No. So I've done Graham Norton before. And I did it a few times. And the first, what became a bit that's followed me around is I don't know if you're aware that I was once on it, and Mark. and Mark. and Mark. And, and Mark. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thus, thus, thus, thi, thi, thi, thrown't, thrown't. to to thi, the the, to to to they. the, the, the, the, the, the, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I was. the, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's the, I's the, I's the, I's the, I's the, I's the......... So. So. So. So. So. So. So, I's the. the. the. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to was it proven? No, it wasn't proven, Rob. So Mark Ruffalo accused you a bit of a paedophile. So basically, I've been on Grem Norton three times and all that anyone ever remembers is that Mark Rufflo

called me a pedophile. That's all I've got out of it so far. Yeah, I mean, that is the headline, I saw it. I saw a clip the other day and it was Johnny Depp and Ricky Javace like Yeah having loads of bansar and Ed Byrne was on there and all I think was I bet Ed Byrne would be desperate to be called a pido to be brought into this chat Jut I mean when the big stars are chatting you want to be involved that's the key when you're like just a British comic on the British comic on the British comics they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their are are are are are are like like like like like like like. th are are like like like like. th are are are like like like like like. th are are like like. th are like like. I they're like like like. about shitting himself in front of someone like Jennifer Lawrence or whatever you need something so you being a Pido perfect me and Ruffalo me and Ruffalo yeah I'm the British pido guy mark yeah exactly what's happening if you see him out and about and you know you don't I don't want it to become my thing but let's let's park it's a good thing to happen right anyway yeah so I'm doing Graham Norton this time ideally just get through it don't be called a

pedo right get that yeah first job of the year I've been dieting for five days Rob to fit into my suit lovely I arrive as you might know as you might know it's quite a late call to get to Graham the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. tte. the. te. to to to to to to to to to. to Graham Norton because people on it are so famous they won't hang around. Whereas when we do like, when we used to do Mott the Week we had to get there a midday. Yeah, exactly. Like seven hours before we did anything. Graham Norton's very much like, well, the show starts at 7pm. Yeah, maybe get here about half six. Yeah, exactly exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly, so, exactly, the the the the the the the the the the show, the show, the the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, the show, th, th, I, th, th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, I I I I I I I I I, I. I, I. I. I, I. I. I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm the th. I'm that, that, the that, that, the show, the show is the show starts, the show starts, that, that, that, when we's, when we's, when six yeah exactly so I get there chord six and it's starting a seven get there in the car realize I've forgot

on my fucking suit oh no what have you got shoes oh yeah I've got my shoes I've got my shoes because they were in my rucksack but I haven't got my suit because that was in my suit bag okay so you just wearing like jeans in a t-shirt normal Josh ridicule you know pedo off duty outfit an old sweatshirt with with the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. I the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th the I the I te I'm teat. teeat. teat. teat. tea. tea. teat., Josh Riddicum, you know, pido off-duty outfit. An old sweatshirt with a picture of Snoopy on it, right? Kids TV? Okay, not ideal is it for the rough-eyed and accusations. Right. So, I've got a packet of sweet to the cheeky smile and I'm ready for Grandma. I've got my van full of puppies and I'm ready to go. So I turn up and I go, I've had a bit of an error, I've forgotten my suit.

Could someone, could we get it curried over? There's enough time. Yeah, but that is quite far because it's filmed in West London, you're an Eason, and that could be at 45 minutes to an hour each way. Yeah, but I'm like, they've never like, it's fine, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I'm, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tha, tha, tha, tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, too.a, to.a, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I Yeah, so but I'm like, they've been like, it's fine. We've got enough time and then the wardrobe woman comes in and she goes, um, we should get your suit in time, don't worry. But just in case, oh no. Do you want to try and want to gram suits? Ooh, yeah.

Yeah. I'd get one of his thirty, I didn't get to specify from his career. I didn't say from his career. She didn't bring out a rail and go, what year would you like? So I tried on Graham's suits. I am a small man, Rob. You don't imagine Graham Norton being big, do you? Is Graham the one bigger than you? Yeah. Graham Norton? How? He's a towering five foot nine? A towering five-nine! What a beast! Yeah! Oh my god, not a big powerful monster of a man in that chair. Honestly, I look like it was an American footballer. Oh, you look, Joan Collins in the 80s. Yeah, exactly. And I said, well, it'd be quite funny if I wore this.

Like, if, come we explain the situation. Yeah, because you can, you could literally say, I've come in Graham's trousers. Oh, lovely, Rob, lovely. That's a great line for the show, isn't it? Exactly. And then I was like, say what? Denzel's like, hey, what did that Pido just say? And you're like, no, I'm just joking. Let's, let's not t, all right that, your best mate Denzel, oh Denzel, oh Denny, Denny boy.

Did have a bit of banter with Denzel over Zoom. I'm not gonna lie to you. Did you? What did you? What did you banter about? I said, well, when I went to see the training day when I was a student, when I got to to to to to got the sound to work. But they, because of the schedule, they didn't take it to the back, to the start of the film. So we just watched the last hour with the sound, but we didn't know what was going on because we hadn't seen the first half hour.

Okay. So I explained this to Denzel, Rob. He didn't call me a pido. No, that's what you want. You just had a lovely laugh with Denzer Washington on Zoom. Exactly, exactly. And in what clothes are you in at this point? Because Graham, big boy, Graham's clothes are too big. Yeah, so she wouldn'tto me, don't worry, this happens all the time. And I said, oh right, has it happened before?

And she said, never in 26 years in the job. So I was the first person ever to forget my suit. Yeah. You're changing the game. Anyway, she had to run over to Westfield. in next. Oh, which fits in your size? In my size. Was it boys, in boys base? Unbelievable. Do you know what, mate? Do you know that as a reference that boys base? Or is that a bit of a South East Underfield base? Remember the shop base? Well, I understand I understand what you're saying, right? Like, small, right? They sell like tiny little monfer coats for like 200 for a two-year-old. I presumed that it was small. I.. I. I. I'm like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like a little like a little. Yeah. Yeah.ed that it was small clothes. Should have got mothercare.

Yeah, you should. Like I don't want to break out, break it down, but I'm disappointed with that. I should have gone, where's a funny, but exactly, but the thing is from you do remember, in your mind everyone who listens to this is from East London. Yes, of course. Yeah, that there are my reference points. I'll say Percy Ingall Bakers. See Percy Engels were very London Centric Bakers. Anyway, sorry, Garland. So she got you a suit. I'll wear, what did she get you? From next? Oh, that's not too bad. Was it next? It was 80 quid for the whole suit, Rob. Yeah, that's suspiciously cheap. The cheapest suit I've ever had was 25 pounds from Asda George. And as I walked as I, I was, the suit was louder than me because of the static. I thought I was going to start a fire downstairs. But what was the 80 quidder from next door like? Mate, the static was fucking incredible. I've never experienced static like it. It was, really? It was something else. Like, like the hairs were standing on end on my arm.

And I went, I'm blaming the suit, Rob. I went red. I turned red. And I was sat in the... Can you get allergic reaction to the suit? I don't know what was going on. I was sat in the makeup going, I've never gone this red before a shot. I mean, it's been a stressful hour. But she was th th th. I th. I th. I had th. I had th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thathea'. I'm themememn. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm theemn. I'm blaming. I'm blaming. I'm blaming. I'm blaming. I'm blaming. I'm blaming. I'm thea. I'm blaming. I'm thea. I'm blaming. I'm th red from the static of the suit. That is very cheap. It's quite a cheap suit isn't it? 80

quid? Yeah, I mean luckily you know it's just a blue suit and I was sat down. So I was just a tie and I got to wear one of Graham's ties. That was nice. On moss bros. Just looking now. I'm just looking at a suit. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm a cheap. I'm just. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I's a cheap. I's a cheap. I's a cheap. I's a cheap. I's a cheap. I's a cheap. I's a cheap. I's a cheap. I's a cheap. I's a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I'm a cheap. I it? You're looking for two, it's the top and a bottom, isn't it? She said afterwards, do you want to keep the suit? I said, I'm okay, thank you very much. You don't, I don't think you'll be reminded of the, that, do you know, but now they've got an emergency suit if, you know, the kids. Do you know what I mean? They turn up, or you know, Harry Potter comes out again, Radcliffe's there. Get it on, get out there, kids. You are where Daniel Radcliffe's now growing up.

He's still little. Do you know, I think I heard a rumor that he always goes on tiptoes for a photo. Did you? Did you? Yeah, I don't know if that know. Um, I'll remember he's got his dick out after Harry Potter. After something that's been a big, a big like mainstream, shit. They're always going to do something mad and arty, don't they like? I'll just get my dick out on stage of a horse that I'll sort it out. I'll be honest with you, Rob. This has gone well this podcast, but not well enough for me to get thi. their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi. thi. thi, thi, the, the. the. the. thin, a big thi, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big thin, a big th. A big th. A big th. A big th. A big th. A big th. A big th. A big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, a big, thin, thin, thin, theateat, thin, thin, thea. A big, thin, thea. A big, a big, a big Daniel Radcliffe tiptoes, you get sort of weird... Thank God you said tiptoes because I was worried you were doing a very different Google then. Weird people that are into like your feet, you know because people are into feet, they're into feet. Yeah, I had a guy that was trying to get a photo of my feet. Yeah, I had a guy. I kept a lot of charity. I watched charity. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was like. I was like. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I was a charity. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was a charity. I was a charity. I. I was a charity. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thought. I thought. I thought. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was a very what charity wants a photo of my feet? He watched you with Mark Rufflo and thought he'll be alright with this.

Oh, well, that takes... Right, so then I get on the show. So go on. All fine in the next suit. It's all going lovely, 10 minutes in, and then Nina Sassanye is on, who's the voice of Moon and me is. You're not going to fucking believe this, Rob. What's that? Martin Freeman leaned it over, calls me a Pido, gets a round of applause. No way. I got called a Pido for the second time out of four appearances. He'd not seen the original. This was a fresh accusation out of nowhere. Fifty percent of my appearances I've been called a pedo by a film star.

He didn't know that was a running joke. No, he didn't know it was a running joke. Oh my god and then you and then the next question was so. Josh how's the podcast going when you talk to people about their kids. their kids' today. they was like you're into weird kids TV right and then they're they bring out my the the th. I th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. their th. th. th. thin. thin. thin' thin' thin' that. thi. thin' thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. I th. I's. I's. I's. th. I's. I's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I's. I th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I? And then, they bring out my book and I have to promote a book about fucking Kids TV in the 90s. I look like, But when you sent out, you sent a packet of sweets out with, yeah? Yeah, well, yeah, well, that's a mistake. You need to rethink your brand positioning, Josh.

From a PR point of view, you've got to push away from this. No, I know, but you know what? Like, and then, I texted my agent, Floura said, just to check, I'm not a pido, am I? And she replied, I don't think so. That is not the support I'm looking for, Rob. That's not strong enough, is it? She's already thinking, what if these screen grabs are used,? I don't want to be seen. Oh, Josh, would you say it went well? Yeah, no, it did go well apart from that.

I had some lovely bands with Denzel Washington. There was a recurring joke about me being a pedophile. Yeah. I was only on to promote the tour. And that's good, though. That's good, though. Did you promote the tour? Yeah, yeah, do come along. Don't bring your kids. Don't bring your kids. Don't bring your kids. No, yeah, so I was only on to promote the tour. Also Rob, I've realized, I'm now on a mega diet because I've just realized I'm recording the tour at the Palladium in March. Okay. I've got, I've got it. Where's that going, where's that going on, like, where's going, I. the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to promote, I. to. to. to. to. to promote. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, to promote. I'm on, to promote. I'm only only. I'm only. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. I'm only. So, to. So, to. I'm only. I'm only. I'm only it? No, it's going on somewhere. Yeah, it's going somewhere.

And so I'm on the Megadire again Rob. But anyway, that's, that is what it is. So that's what happened on Graham Norton. Yeah, fair enough. Well, good luck on the mega di-da. And I'm sorry about all the pedo stuff. Yeah, I know, but that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I that's, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th popular show in Britain to be called a pedophile Rob. Yeah I know but that's I think that's just what happens when you that's just what you're gonna have to accept that. I'm gonna have to accept that. Now you said this about 430 a.m. mate I can't accept everything I'm not Norton, you are a pedophile. That is who you are. That is what you are. That, you know, he's the host. You're the pido, they're the film stars. Just suck it up.

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Yeah. So your phone died, your phone's dead. What phone did you have an iPhone? One of the iPhones? Eleven maybe? And so I was like I've got to go buy a new phone. Yeah. Um, do you know what? And this? I don't want to sound like a hippie Rob. Yeah. But that day without a phone, I felt free. th. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do, th. Do, th. Do, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. the phone, the phone, the phone, the phone, the phone, the phone, the phone. the phone. the phone. Yeah, the phone. the phone. Yeah, the phone. Yeah, the phone. the phone. the phone. Do, the phone. Do, the phone. Do, the phone. Do, the phone. Do, the phone. Do, the phone. Do, the phone. Do, the phone. the phone. the phone. the phone. the phone. the phone. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. the thi. the the the the the phone. the phone. the th th a hippie Rob. Yeah. But that day without a phone, I felt free. So you couldn't back, because normally when you get a new phone, you back up all your staff. Well, my stuff was backed up on iCloud. Okay, but it's an immediate switch, isn't it normally? Yeah, but you had a day of no phone at all. No phone at all and it was freeing. It was lovely. It was lovely. It was lovely. It was lovely. It was lovely. It was lovely. enjoyed it and now I've started just turning my phone off for a good two or three hours a day. Oh and no one can get yeah it's just my new thing you know

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I think you could leave it on. I can't see you getting that bothered with just that. All I've got is text and call. I've got WhatsApp, yeah. Okay, cool. At least you've got something, but you're gonna meet a genius on Saturday? Yeah. I'm worried, right, Josh. I'm getting stressed here. I've got this heater in my office.

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I don't want any part of it, mate. I just don't want to be in the, I don't want to meet in with an helmet. No. the, like. thapapap. the, like. the, like. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I'm, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. the the the the the the the the the the the the the me. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. I. th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. And, I'm, I'm th. And, I'm th. And, I'm th. And, like, like, like, like, like, like, like even them or computer versions. I'm opting out, Rob. It's over. I'm going back. You're out of the metaphor? I'm leaving. I'm done with technology. It's over. After I've met my genius on Saturday and he saw it my phone out. After that, it's over. I just think when you look at Mark Duckerbergto go where you're going. I don't want to

go where you're going. Rob, we're old. We need to just accept it. I am middle-aged and it's fine. I'm scared of what our kids are going to have to do. Like, like, they're already sending messages on my phone. My oldest is typing messages to like my mom and and brothers. Yeah it's weird. It is weird. But I don't know what I don't know what to do. I don't want to be that person to go yeah I don't bother with it anymore because you will. You know there's people like there's people now that can't don't understand the QR code works. And that you literally just put a camera on. Come on today. And it takes. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that that to that to that to that that to that that to that the to to to to to to their to to their to to to to their their their to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their today. today. tp. I tp. I tp. I tp. I tp. the tp. the tp. tp. to to to to to to to to be. to be. I th. to be that guy, but I need to find a middle ground. Well you're on TikTok Rob, you're way ahead of me. Well yeah, TikTok's good, I like TikTok, but it does get kills my time. And also, I don't know what it is, Josh, my children just won't get tired. What do you mean?

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Come on. We'll just buy a new one if it comes to it, mate. Bath seat is like 10, 12 quid or something? Yeah. I just refuse to accept a bath seat is symbolic. I refuse to. No, it. Baby grows, I'll let you have. Yeah. We're never going to look at a bath seat and shed a tear for all the memories it holds. I think we should start a new feature

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I could do with Liz Trusk being the next leave with the Tory party. Come on, Trussie. Take over from Bojo. This guy wants a bath. No, but I don't think I've had a bath since, like, I don't know if I've had a bath since Brexit. I genuinely don't. I genuinely don't. Last time I had a bath Sam Aldice was the the the the the the that it it it it that it that it that it that it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was it was that it was the the the that I was the the the the the the the the the that I was the the the the the the the the the the th. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thus. I was was Sam Allardice was the England manager. That's how long ago it was. Yeah, I just don't, I just don't bave. Have one and report back. Okay. See how you get on. Any other news kids wise? We know what you spoke about kids about. It's quite full-on back into the swing of school, isn't it? I'm finding. Well no because we went on holiday for three days Rob. Oh where'd you go? Because it's our last year before we're tied to the hell of school holidays and everyone. Oh yes so you're trying to get cheap, uh, to our last, it's the last year of the cheap holiday before it's school time. Exactly. And it's not just the cheapness, it's the fact you want no one else to be there in your way. Do you know what I mean?

Yes, I know, but yeah, I get it. I get it. It's a horrible transitional period of cost and busyness. Yes, so I'm... So where do you go? We went to... Do you know what, Rob? I spent thi is Port Lymph. Is that part of the Aspinall?

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from what, from what, the Lord Lucan connection, I don't know if you've ever... I'm going to say it, they were very clear that it's now. John Aspinall run this casino and then I'd love zoos and then bought loads of animals and then ended up setting up the zoo and I think it's moved on from that. But if you listen to the British Scandal podcast, which is really good, Matt Ford and Alice Levine, they do one about Lord Lucan and he? Yeah, it's great. It's a really good interesting podcast. I didn't know about Lord Logan. No. Anyway, sorry, so yeah, it's down in Paul. I've been there. It's brilliant. It's it's a brilliant. It's amazing. It's genuinely, it's one of the best three days of my life. I had I had an incredible time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I loved. I loved. I loved. I loved. I loved. I loved. I loved it. I loved. I loved it's I loved it's I loved it's I loved it's I loved it's I loved it's I loved it's I loved it's I loved it's I loved. Yeah. I loved. I loved. I loved. I loved. I loved. I loved. I loved. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love it's love it's love it's love it's love it's love it's love it's love it's a really amount, it's like 600 acres and they've got loads of animals and they're obviously, you know, we fed a giraffe, Rob.

Would you give it? I'm just some sweets out in my pocket. I know, we, like some leaves. I fed some leaves. I fed a giraffe. A giraffe. Do you want to see a rhino? I've fed a rhino? Well, we've been there because it's not a proper safari isn't it if you can stay overnight and stuff. You go on a safari and you're driving a golf buggy it's great. And the food was like the food's really good. You know when you often go to places and it's like yeah they've gone well we've got the cheapest accommodation we can make with the cheapest food? Yeah, but there they've really gone, it's quite high end, it's really fancy. I went to the Italian restaurant Rob. Yeah. And the garlic, I don't want to turn this into those two other boys that do the food the food podcast, right. But, th, the th, the th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, the th, the th, the th, the th, th, the the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoombue, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, tho's thoom o' thoomoomboup. cheapest thupooooooomooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's the, the garlic bread there, mate. The garlic bread was the best garlic bread I've ever had in my life. Really? It was so good Rob. Yeah. That I insisted we went there for dinner and the next day I insisted we went for lunch there so I could have just another garlic bread for lunch and then there was no garlic bread on the menu and I said you couldn't do one of your garlic bread. could you? Like a junkie! Like a garlic bread junkie! Yeah they did me another garlic bread mate and it was just as good as I remembered. It was

genuinely the most incredible garlic bread I've ever had in my life. Wow I mean yeah go on. And then you're just feeding the animals not garlic bread like so I fed yeah baboons, rhinos, giraffes. And it's like meditation. It's so brilliant, like seeing all these animals and feeding these animals, that all of my problems, Rob, they just washed away. Really? The fact I can, the fact I can get emails on my phone.

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No, no, it came out of the oven really hot, actually. Ah, there he is. There he is. But, the fun. It was quite nice because like we had like hot chocolate and stuff. It felt like it isn't something you need it to be summer. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, you can get cozy and stuff. And if you're wrapped up, you're just seeing the animals on the, sometimes it's a bit horrible and sticky when it's hot on it.

Yeah, but I'm not good in the heat, so it's great for me. While you've been doing that, I've th. While you've been doing that, I've been trying to read to my daughter and she's in year one now and the books are fucking long. Are they? It's horrible. What are you reading? Awful. Maybe Dick.

Fiffchip and Kippur or something. People are going on a Victorian adventure. Is she learning to read through the book and you're having to like, what's on. She can just bash it out. And then like- Is she better than you, Rob? She's not far off. She's on like level eight or something, which is quite good. But then there's always a kid in the class on higher. Yeah, of course.

Or lower and stuff. And he's like, well, they're just like their proper books with words like hopscotch in it, blacksmith. Blacksmith? I know. Well, the whole scene a blacksmith since the Victorian Times, have they? What's it not annoying is she, well it's a book about the Victorian's, basically I think in order to have old words that you don't normally get a normal Biff Chip and Kipper go on adventure to the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian the Victorian times, right right the Victorian times, right right their, their, their, their, their, their, their, have their, have their, have their, have the Victorian, have the Victorian, have their, have the Victorian, have the Victorian, the Victorian, their, the Victorian, their, their, their book, their book, their book, their book, their book, their book, their book, their book, their book, their book, an adventure to the Victorian times. Right. And then they use all them words there. But the thing is, what annoys me is, is picture books as well, obviously still, with lots of writing on it.

And she would go, what's happening here? I was like, pardon? What's happening in this bit? I don't know, I don't know. What do you mean? What the fuck you mean? What's going on here? Read the words? That's the point of reading, isn't it? What's going on here? I don't know. Let's just guess and shut the book, shall we? I hate it? I can't stand. Everyone says it's like, um, it's boring, isn't it? Reading a book about Biffship and Kippur? Yeah.that you're meant to enjoy that are actually shit. I know I've said it before, Rob.

But... Barth time? No, playgrounds. Playgrounds. Can fucking do one, mate. Playgrounds. If I was to bring in a law, yeah. You can't have a playground at somewhere where parents have paid a lot child wants to go to the playground and you're like,

we paid a lot of money for this and you're going on a fucking slide, we could have done that. There's a rhino there that needs feeding it. It gets tossed those monkey bars. We went to the zoo as well and there's a playground. We don't need this. There not about them, it's about me! It's about you getting your money's worth. It's about me, Cameron. I'm so tired. You spent a certain amount of money that day, and you don't get it back if you go on everything.

No. So if they leave happy, as isn't that mission complete? Oh, Rob. Bloodyowdy out of the 60s. It's not about people being the 60s. I've paid for this, gets off that fucking swing and stare at that orangutan because there swings in Victoria Parks, there are no orangutans. Just look at the orangutan, but I've seen the orangutan. Just look at it longer, all right? Take it in. That is an orangutan.

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called like puddle jumpers I think they're called. And they're like, instead of armbEV, Y, L-O-R. I'm not, we're not getting paid for this, by the way, this has been really awful. They have 15 quid each. And you basically put the kids' arms in it and their bit wrapped around their body and it clips the tape, and tha, and th, and thops, with them, but they can move around and swim around totally. It's almost like, you know them, the back, the things that hang in the door frame that they

belt them? It's like that, but for a swimming pool. So you can't just leave them on their own in there, but if you're in there with stop them learning to swim because they're just bobbing around but it don't actually just give some massive confidence because they can jump in the water and go under the water and then they bob straight back up and it builds a confidence and my kids are doing really well now in swimming lessons because of it we had those holidays that they they get to swim a lot? No, no, but you should be right in the one I've got my doors. Get them little arms in there. Graham Norton might need an adult one, but I think you'll be alright.

Sliding, but they're brilliant. We got out from Costco, but I think you can get them on Amazon and stuff, but they're basically they've gone up a level each in swimming just from being in these puddle jumpers for a week so I'd massively recommend it. Lovely. To parents. Because Lou told someone at the swimming lessons and then because she was like, and then she was like, oh, what are those things your kids have got? because they were in the pool. Oh, we said they're puddle jumpers. they're good. to go because they're to go, oh, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to to to to to to their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told. told. told. told. told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told. Loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, lo. Loo, lo. Loo, lo. Loo, lo. Loo, lo. Loo, lo. Lo. Lo. Lo. Lo. Loo, Lou. Loo, Lou. Loo, Lou. Lou. Loo, Lou. Loo, Lou. Loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, loo, she went, can I just say to you, thank you. That saved our holiday. Because you know, you're not having to hold a kid in water for seven days in a row. But yeah, they're really good. So I'd recommend them if you go and swim in with your kid and you're bored of holding them in the deep end. I like it when we recommend things. I feel like we're actually, is what an influencer? thrific. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah I think we're winning the moral victory. Yeah we're winning the moral victory. Look because my glory is in knowing that people will have a nice

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I'll just pay my way and then I can be honest oneasks on it, I don't know what this is. I still don't know who sent this to me, but I got anonymously sent a set of Sonic the Hedgehog Lego. Oh, probably from Lego, isn't it? Do you think that's from Lego? Well, I don't know, I don't know, I don't think the fucking Edgehog sent it. Yeah, so there's thanks. Yeah.

So there's of these shows. But the adverts, we don't really, we won't promote anything we don't really believe in, but things like this, when we're chatting like this, we're very much, I think it's best to be honest, in it. Oh, you should see the adverse we've turned down. Oh, mate. Honestly, some real bastards. Yeah, some real bastards of trying to get our you. And if you think so, it's weird I haven't had a credit card for a bit. Thank us. Because we, the money we've turned down to flog you some fucking credit that you don't need, thank me later. Anyway, this, I was using Paddy Power earlier, Rob, and what a servic- Do you know what I love doing?

Smoking cigarettes. Right, so I should put a minting for no reason. I've got a lovely smitten. I'm joking. Right, okay, Josh, lots of people are requesting your vegetable lasagna, right? What do you mean they're requesting? The recipe? The recipe? They want the recipe. Oh, mate. Do you what I think we should do? Yeah. You should make it, work out the recipe, and then we should sell it and try and get it in shops for next Christmas. Oh, yes, please. Aztec. You can stick it, like it's pre-cooked somewhere else and then you just warm it up in the oven for Christmas day. Marks, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, the the the the to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the to, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you to, you to, you should, you should, you should, you should, you should to to to to the to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, you, you, you, you should, you should, you should, you should, you should, you should too, tip, too, took, tip, tip, the, you should, you should the, youco, Asda, will do a Josh Widdickham veggie lasagna. What goes in your, can you give us a taste of what goes into your veggie lasagna, Josh though,

so people can try and recreate it? Yeah, so I start, I make the red sauce, which is just tins of tomatoes, then the veggies mushrooms, corjettes, onion, peppers. They all go in the red sauce and then I asked Rose's mom to make the white sauce because I can't do it and then... So she makes the white sauce. I taste the white sauce, give her the thumbs up, and then... And then layer it up with lasagna and then on top.

Any specific sheets? There's just the ones that were left over from last year because I make it once a year, and it does keep. And I've checked the date. You'll get the good three Christmases out. I like the lasagna. Don't worry about that. Okay. Layer it up on top, cheese, mozzarella and cheddar and then a couple of basil leaves for look and then put it in the oven the day before cook it so that then you're reheating it on the day because I actually think it tastes better reheated.

A hundred percent lasagna double cooked is the future. There we go. Jody Plummer and everyone else asked. That is how you do vegetable lasagna. Right have you got any emails Josh? I'm gonna cook like... I'm all over the shop let me have a look. Oh I didn't I never did the Aberdeen story. Oh yeah tell me your Aberdeen story. Morning lads you may be interested in hearing about my son Finn's first game when he was two years my brother and I have always been massive Aberdeen supporters. My brother attended almost every home and away game for the previous five years, so when I decided it was time to bring my beautiful son into the misery, depression, hatred, horror, and general melancholy filled world of being an Aberdeen Football Club supporter.

Taking our seats in the family stand, a good 40 minutes before kickoff, Finn was enjoying drinking in the pre-match atmosphere, by which I mean constantly saying the word cold. It was November and the stadium is right on the coast. I thought things would change when Aberdeen's mascot, the famous Angus the ball, headed along the touch line to the family stand behind one of the goals. I took Finn down to meet the mascot with the intention of getting a photos with him. As Angus approached, Finn started to cry out cry the cry the cry to cry to cry to cry to cry the to cry to cry the to cry the the to cry the the to cry to cry. to cry. the the the the to cry, their, to cry, their, to cry, to cry, to cry, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. I. I. I. He. He. He. He. He's, th. I was. Hea, the. I'm today, the.a.a.a.a. I's, the.a.a. I'm. I'm the away. All the while screaming like a Banshee. Obviously terrified, while I tried to calm him down and show him that Angles was lovely, he continued to try and escape. I couldn't even take any photos with a mascot as in every single photo.

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Being in a football ground, there's not easy access to napkin, so I had to use my beloved 20-year-old Aberdeen scarf to mop up the blood. Oh my God. The crying continued, getting louder and louder, and we left after the first half. Finn's never been keen on going back to watch my beloved Aberdeen, but will happily shout, come on you reds when we're there on the tele. He's now four and his their tockhawlapese. tooom. tooom. tooom. too-a. too-a. too-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o'. their. to-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. Oh, their. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. And, too, too-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. And, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttoda-s. Ande-s. Ande-s. Ande-a-a-a-a-a-s. Andease-a-a-a-s. And trying to-s. to in my bedroom rather than in his own room and as he's still scared. Keep up the good work podcast boys Mark Aberdeen. Too early. Two are you, it's unbelievable. Too early. I think six or seven. Yeah. I went to my first game.

This is a dirty secret Rob. Oh, I went to my first game at Exeter City Plymouth's biggest rivals who I, yeah, and I didn't think their ground was good enough so when we went to see Plymouth Argyle I became a glory support and supported them instead. What glory that is? What glory has been? What is glory? What is glory? What is what is glory? What is glory? What is it? What is glory? What is it? What is going to go if I? the Why exactly? We're playing Chelsea though in a couple of weeks. But anyway... Are you going at Chelsea or Plymouth? At Chelsea. Are you going to go if I can? But obviously the TV decides which day it is. Oh so are you going to go properly with Pie Face and the Lads? Are you going to go with Badeal in a box? I would go with

pie face and the lads. I went to Liverpool about five or six years ago in the Plymouth End and we drew Nil nil and it was absolutely incredible. It was such a great experience. Would you say Pyface is the most famous Plymouth fan now above you? I don't know who Pieface. I don't know who Pieface is. I genuinely thought you meant that it was just a reference to the kind of people that go and watch Plythafees. One of the Batchatch's pash. Pash. Pash. Pash. Pash. Pash. Pash. the past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past past. You th. You th. You th face. You th face. You th face. You don't th. You don't th. You don't th. You don't. You th face. You don't th. You don't th. You don't th. You don't th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. I. You. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th of people that go and watch Plymouth Al was Pye Face. Who's Pye Face? One of the Batch Street kids. Pye Face was in Big Brother and now he's become very famous online in the Twitch World. Right, Rob. And he goes to loads of away games now. He's lost lots of weight actually. He's doing really well for Jack Pye McDermott. And he's a plume fan. He's a Plymoth fan. th. th. He's a fan. th. th. th. th. th. th used to get really angry. I haven't watched Big Brother since Bubble fell over the sofa. Okay, let me show Big Faces, I'll send you his photo of the Pireface.

This is Pirefacing Big Brother, and this is him now. Oh my god, who's this bloke? I've never seen him in my life. He's a Twitch. He's a Twitch. Twitches, Twitch's live streaming of gaming and content. Oh, that thing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's wearing the Argyle shirt. And he's famous for getting really angry on it. He's a big Plymouth fan, he keeps going away now, going away, and he's getting loads of banter from the crowd. Oh, right.

Well, I don't know him. But I'll keep an eye out for him. famous Plymouth fans I'd say. Who is the others? Pie face, yeah, who now has just gone above me even though I'd not heard of him three minutes ago. How that's happened I don't know. Oh the unlikely celebrity followers of Plimath Argyle. Woody from Bastille, the drummer. Okay. He's a big Plymouth Herald of I think they could be taken to court for this this article. There's no single of Plymouth Argyll are thousands of fans and the celebrities, Jason DeRulo. Yeah, well that's bullshit.

Because he followed Plymouth on Twitter. Right, well that's not good enough. That's not journalism. No, that is not. Evander Holyfield. Right, that doesn't count either. After picking Plymouth out of a hat on soccer AM. Why the hell was a Van der Holyfield on soccer AM? But fair enough. That's probably the glory years who love Joy, wouldn't it?

Yeah, Woody from Bastille's there. Jeff Brazier. Right, he's not a Plymouth. Right, he's not a Plymouth. What's his thrown. Well, it says he's a member ofum, comedian, radio and television presented, Josh Widdicum, he's best known for Last Egg Fighting Topk the Week. He's from Hater Vale on Dartmoor. Yeah, correct.

Is that right? Yeah, and Phil Drey's draw was the greatest experience of my life. to Plimuth fan. Yeah, Dawn French is, I don't know how much of a Plymouth fan she is. She was born in Plymouth, she lives in Cornwall now, so I think, you know, she counts. Greg Cyril? Don't know who that is. I don't know these either. Former leader of the Labour Party, Michael Foote as well, but he's dead. You, pie fa-faith and Jason DeRulo. Yeah, there we're thi' the th-in, th-o, th-o, th-o, th-o, th-so, th-so, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, tho, tho, tho, first day at football? Yes, first day at football, six or seven we're going for.

Yeah, six or seven, Max. Go in the family stand. I used to think there were a bunch of squares. When I was a teenager, Rob, but now, I can't imagine anywhere else I'd be there the old man, sat down, phone with no internet on. I've got a good, I've got a good, a good email, Instagram there and then we'll do some small business shout out. Hi guys, I absolutely love the podcast, it's changed my life. I'm a mom of four boys and was laughing so much at special daddy pasta. This was when I had to leave a restaurant early and I grabbed a handful of plain pasta and I fed it the the the the the the their.. the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've their th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've their th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I've th. I've th. I've got got got got to to to to th. I've got got got got to to th. I've got got got got to th. I've got got got got th. I've got th. I've the th. I had to leave a restaurant early and I grabbed a handful of plain pasta and I fed it to my kids out of my pocket like dog treats. Yeah.

Anyway, and I called it special daddy pasta. And your story about how difficult is to feed kids on holiday. We had a classic I felt the need to share. This is from Lauren. Our little boy was toothe holiday. Fucking out, that makes me feel better. We were at dinner, myself and my husband had a seafood platter, which had tiny little octopuses on. Our son decided to play with the octopus, give him a name and danced him around while he ate his olives.

We was glad of the silence so we can enjoy our meal. Slowly he started to suck on the tentacles. After he ate stars and maimed, this little octopus became smaller and smaller until he ate the entire thing. We were chuffed as he finally had eaten something other than olives. But what followed was the world's biggest tantrum because his friend had gone. He genuinely didn't realize he'd been eating him during the dinner. Oh my god. Poor boy. Oh we had a situation, not a similar situation actually.

Last week, we ended up with a butternut squash. Do you know what a butternut squash? I didn't really know what it was, but it's like a vegetable, right? Big, it looks like a big bell, didn't it? Yeah, yeah, it does look like a big bell. And it was kicking around, it was in one of those recipe boxes, but we hadn't made the recipe in time. So we'd kind of opened it up and we were like, well we'll keep the butternut squash for use, never used it. My daughter got a hold of it. And I don't know how this happened, but suddenly she decided

that her best friend was the butternut squash, Rob. She drew a face on it and it became like one of her teddies. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, but it will rot. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. thue. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We th. th. th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We the. We've, th. We th. We've, th. We've, th. We've, thoooo. th. We've, th. But, th. But,teddies. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. But it will rot. So we got back from holiday yesterday and Barnut Squash had seen better days. He was sat in the corner of her room. Oh no. Absolutely done before. And fair play to Rose. She got in there. She took him out without my daughter seeing it.

And we think she... Well, no, no, we can't do that. That's not sustainable for the next 18 years. That's not ethical. It's not ethical. We just think she's probably forgotten about the existence of button out squash. We hope. Yes. Because if we, if she asks where he is, he's in the bin. Can I suggest, if you are running greengrocers, anywhere near where Josh lives. Draw a face and on your buttonutskoshes, because when his kid sees it, he'll have to buy it.

Yeah. Get those sales up. Oh, Josh, we got some feedback from the episode last week was asking about ambulance drivers and firefighters. Yeah. Hi guys, just listening to your new episode. And it's great to have you back. Within the opening sequence, I had the ambulance both with and without patients. Obviously not when we have life

threatening patients but we can also turn the speakers off in the back so can listen to you guys when transporting someone to A&E with minor ailments. Hope they don't die of laughter am I right? Oh laughing is that laughing is that laughing gas no it's just this podcast. This will stop the pain, pop on an interview with Stephen Mangan. And just, uh... You think your arm hurts? This poor fucker gets up at 4.30 a.m. every day.

Anyway, listen, from your very first episode, you kept me going with two-year-old twin girls through these strange times. P.S. Firefighters have had it slightly easy through the Pan-D, hashtag Bants from Steve. Oh, a bit of emergency service in-fighting there. You gotta love it. Do you reckon when they see each other in the street, they're like, fuck you! Well, I think firefighters get grief for like, obviously it's horrific when it's kicking off,

but there's a lot of downtime, and they can very valued. They all do a great job. Even if it may have been a bit quieter for the firefighters in the pandemic, we don't know, we've not heard from the fire brigade yet. No. Here we go. Oh, here we got another one. Hello from Australia.

Just listening to episode 5 of season 3 and sister who works in a film and television industry in Canada asked what my plan was for the baby teeth feeling very perplexed I asked why she said she wanted them for props department as trying to create human teeth for films and television is difficult oh my word oh my god she's a psycho let's just say I refused. That is bad. At the thought of trying to post human teeth internationally. I just couldn't imagine signing the postage declaration. Oh my god, that is. Oh my god.

My oldest is another tooth fairy came out of my oldest. She's lost like four now. How much is the two f may have come back from holiday late and that was the only money in the two ferries house. And the two ferry thought this is too much we're gonna make a rod thrown back but then the two ferry said what I'll do is hopefully just give her two quid next time and she'll forget. Yeah shout-outs? Yes. I've got one for Southeast London for you Rob. Oh, go on. Hello guys, love the podcast so much. It has mean stitches every time I listen. And it's inspiring too. My wife and I have a little boy and I have a little boy on the way. My wife and I have a little boy on the way. to on the 18th of December. Presumably that's already happened. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. the. Yes. Yes. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th the the the to to tod th the. the. the. the. th. th. the the the December. Presumably that's already happened. I'm presumed this is an old email rather than he's planning to have sex in two months. I

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when you've got to pay your tax, is it? Shemopal your vest? No? That means my name is Vest. Well, it might be by the end of this month, if you know what I mean. I don't. I don't know what I mean. I don't know what you mean at all, Rob. We've got a best of on Friday. I tell you what won't be making the cut, that. And um... Yeah. We did you do a worst off. the worst of. the worst of. There's th worst of some really boring celebrity anecdotes and some anecdotes from us that go nowhere. Right, well yeah, we'll be back with the best on Friday.

We'll be back with another chatty episode like this Tuesday, the following week I think, and yeah, and then February we'll be back with more celebrity interviews. We're just getting on top of that now. Thanks for your patience. See then. Bye!