Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP21: The final nail in the coffin of my week...

Episode Date: April 5, 2022

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Nisprosso. Discover a world of possibilities with or without milk. Visit Nisproso.C.A. to learn more or a Nesproso boutique near you. Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course,

tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're doing. Hello you're listening to Parenting Hill with Kit, can you say Rob Beckett? And can you say Josh Whittigan? Do you like that? Yeah, that's the first one you've ever provided, Rob, isn't it? You provide it this yourself, right? Yeah, that's the first one you've ever provided, Rob, isn't it? You've provided this yourself, right? Well, yes, because I got given this direct from a, let's say a celeb.

So is that a celeb's voice? That's a ceilab's, no, no, no, it's a ceilab's child. Is that the celebrity's wife, is he? That's a ceilet, no, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a, it's a child, it's a child, it's a c. It's a c. It's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a child, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's child's child's child's child's child's child's child's a, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a child, it's a the the the the the the the the tha, it's a cea, the the the tha'.cea'. It's a cei, it's a cei, the the the the tha, tha, it's a tha say? Yeah so that's the celebrity's wife Izzy. So that's Izzy that's Izzy Judd with Kit and Izzy? Harry Judd? Married to Harry Judd? Harry Judd? Married. I was ti for me Rob. I'd say I was 80% confident when I said Harry Judd then. What are the famous Judd? Judd? I was thinking the snook a player? J-Tru. I was th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. th. the. to. to. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. J. to. J. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. the. I. the. I. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. Ietail. I was thinking the snooker player Judd Trump? Yeah I know you that would have been a terrible terrible guess. It would have been a terrible terrible guess. It would have been a true. It would have been a true. Is he? That's a true. He's a big fan of the show and I'm Harry Judd was on my radio my radio to show show, talking about cricket bats that he collects, and he said, oh look, my wife recorded this. So yeah, so I think that's, I think they call that nepotism in the biz.

Yeah, you know, jobs to the boys, it's jobs to the boys. We'll go back to, you know well if you if you do see me in the street with your children no not not you're with your children yeah yeah I can do call the authorities if you see me in the street with your children in the street that's fine yeah yeah if you want to record your children in the street that's fine yeah yeah if you want to record your children in the street that's fine yeah yeah if you want to record your children yeah I've got a lot of a lot to to to to to to the the their to their their their their their their to their their their to to their their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they. they. I they. I they. they. I they. they. I they. I their their their their their their the street with a boom mic and if anyone wants to record their children. Yeah, I've got a lot of work on actually this week.

We're on Probably High Street between one and three on Saturday, recording children. I won't. Don't say that. People will turn up. I imagine their thing. The police. The police have been on, I'll be on Facebook live. They call your citizens with the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their work th. th. th. th. th. th. I'll their work their work their work. I'll tho. I actually, I'll thoom. I'll their work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work. I'll they they they they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll their work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll tho. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I'll tho. It's. I'll tho. It's. It Rob's, yeah, I'll be on Facebook live. Now, they call her, call you a citizen's arrest

with a big folder of evidence. We believe you're meeting children here to record them. Yes, I am, but it sounds worse. Anyway, so thank you, Izzy, Harry, and Kit for the message. But that's the only one I've done that was only because I saw him yesterday and I said I'll do it but yeah keeps keep emailing them we gave me through them they'll never end and um what should I talk start to talk about my week Rob what a week yes let you go your way because I know I know the I should say for all the people that have asked lose fine now and she's at home she's all good so we're all back settled into the groove it's not been easy, but she's home, so I'll get that out early doors. But how's your week? You've been, Josh, because I know it's been awful. I think, the weird thing was, we recorded last week.

So we're on a slight delay here, aren't we, Rob? Because we're recording a couple of, we're like about a week ahead, if you're listening. Yeah, we're going to have a little break over Easter so we're sort sort sort sort sort that was great wasn't it it was good actually wasn't it? You know I thought 2030 would be a weird Christmas but it feels so far in the future doesn't it? It was actually just normal wasn't it? It was so here we go. What was it going to say? Your week? Yeah so last time we left each other was on like Monday morning last week and you were having an absolutely tourage time. Yeah I don't think I said it though actually but Lou's mom got COVID that afternoon

after the recording. So we lost, we lost child care for that week. My mom and dad had to stay up but looked like she'd been kidnapped and we just rescued her. You know when you see people that have been saved from kidnap and they come in and they're safe and they're cuddling, but everyone also goes, let's get them to a hospital and get them checked out because they look exhausted. That's how my mom looked. She looked. She's been trafficked. So you, when did your week get better? Did it, when did you come out of the darkness? Well, basically, Lou came home the Tuesday night and then I had to go to Chester and Thursday and Friday, but yeah by about now it's all right.

No, yeah, so it was fine. Yeah, Lou's feeling much better and stuff now, but, but then I did, because I did that Royal Albert Hall and the kids had got me up at five and I had, by, by, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, the, to, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, to, th, to, to, to, th, th, the, the, the, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, to, come, to, come, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, I was up with him from five and I did all the school run, they're not to do loads of work in the day and I did the Royal Albert Hall and I've been doing this thing now Josh where I go, you're not actually as tired as you're not actually as you think, it's just your brain tell you're tired and it's giving you that narrative that narrative that narrative that narrative that narrative you that narrative you that narrative you that narrative you that narrative you that narrative you're not, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the moment, the moment, their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm going, I'm, I'm not, I'm not, I'm going, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'll, I'll, I'll, and I'll, I'll, I'll, and I, I's a a, I, I's a, I's a lot, I's a lot, I's a lot, I's a lot, I's a lot, I'm a lot, I'm a lot, I'm a lot, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, and I'm not, and I'm not, th. and I'm not, th. th. And then, and I'm going th. And then, I'm going. And then, I'm going, I'm going, I'm an absolute breakdown at some point. Yeah, well, this is what happened. I was telling myself that. I got on stage at Royal Albert Hall. There's 6,000 people there. I was a bit overwhelmed by all the people.

The gig went well, but in between the laughs and I was trying to link to a new beer, my brain went, no, Rob, you are actually too. Not the thought you need on stage. Oh God. How long were you doing? 20 minutes? I was closing it. So I had to wait so long. So I was up at 5, I was on stage at half 10. I was all over the place. But anyway, that sort of felt like the peak of it and then it's all calm down now in our house. Plenty of things have happened to to talk about, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I to, I to, I to to, I was, I was to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, so, so, I was, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I, I. I, I. I, I, I. I, I. I. I. I, I was, I was, I was I was, I was I was to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to Yeah, this we're recording this the day after the the Monday after the clocks have gone

forward. Fucking the stupid clocks. Rob I'm all behind it this one. This one's good. So the kids are sleeping in a bit long. Yeah, I'm using this to adjust his sleep times. Oh I'm trying to I'm trying to use nature against my own child. I'm thagag. I'm to the to to to th. I'm th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm the th. I'm to to use to use to use. to use. I'm to use. to use. I's to use the the the to use. to to their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the stupid. the stupid. the stupid. the stupid. the stupid. the stupid. S. S. S. S. S. the stupid. S. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. true. true. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. nature against my own child. I'm trying to kind of riding a wave. So this is the good one. It's the one when it goes back to the band. Yeah, so he has, he woke up today rather than at half five. He normally wakes up half five to six. This morning, he woke up at seven. But it was technically six. But we're just going to move to to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move. to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. the one. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. today. today. today. today. today. tooooooooooooomorrow. to. to. the. the. the. the. the.6. We're just going to move his bedtime later. We're going to use this to shunt everything an hour.

Love it. Keep me posted. But yeah, but this can be great. So you're basically riding a wave into an extra hour of sleep? Yes. Yes. Yeah. But as you will hear when my week unfolds, the clock moving was the final nail in the coffin of my week. So we'll start on Monday. So we finished recording the show. thoom the show thosed. the show the show the the the the thosed. the the the the the the thosed. the thoom. the thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom? thoompic thi thiol-upoompicicicicic. thi. tip. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. t. Yeah. t. Yeah. t. Yeah. Yeah. t. Yeah. Yeah. t. t. Yeah. t. t. Yeah. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. I. I te. I te. I te. I te. I te. te. te. te. te. start on Monday. So we finished recording the show. Yeah, Rose isn't very well. She's gone to the dentist. I think she's got it around the wrong way. She's not going down the GP for a root canal, is she? No, no, no. She's got a dentist appointment anyway. Oh, okay. She's coming back. She had to get off at Bethnal Green to be sick Rob. Oh no. On the the th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's. She's th. She's. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's to to to to th. She's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. She's to th. She's th. She's to th. She's to th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's tho. She's tho. She's tho. She's tho. She's tho. She's got tho. She's th. She's the tube, yeah. That is not a good sign. There's lovely new clean teeth. There's lovely new. Do you know what?

She could have been sick an hour earlier and it would have been far worse. Yeah, true. People, so she's been to the hygiene so she's been sick at that Bethnal Green Tube station on a too' of th. . Yeah, and there's a feeling that there's a sickness bug going around nursery. She goes to bed, she's not well. Okay. Tuesday, she's not well again, but she's a bit better.

Okay. Wednesday, so you're taking the lead on all the child care at this point. Yeah, exactly. I can't even remember what I'm doing. Was he working as well? I can't remember what. Last leg. Oh Tuesday we got childcare because I was doing blankity blank. So you got some. Yeah. Just slipping a bit of blankety blank. So you can't pull out on blankity blank. You can't take a child to blankity blank. You can't take a child to blankity blank. Right. And obviously my daughter's at nursery. So Wednesday then I had to do the last leg meeting on zoom. the the toomb meeting. the last to the last the last the last to the last the toe. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the kitchen blocked off the kitchen and then I just

Chase him around the kitchen or hold him for the whole meeting and then about lunchtime. I thought this is interesting I haven't actually eaten yet today and I don't feel hungry at all. Oh no, yeah Yeah, you know it's coming. Yeah, I thought that's not a good sign So this is Wednesday and if you got a busy week? I've? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? I? I? I? I? I the the the the the the the the the the the p. I the p. I the p. I the p. I had the p. I had the p. I had the p. I had the p. I had the p. I'd the p. I'd the p. I'd the p. I'd the p. I'd the p. I'd the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea. I'd tolad. I'd toda. I'd toda. I'd try. I'd try. I'd today. I'd try. I'd try. I'd the the the the the that's not a good sign. So this is Wednesday. And if you got a busy week, have you? I've got the Palagium, right, on Saturday, which we're recording for videoing. So, oh, so you're going to do your tour show, filmed special, so the four years of work into this show, and this will be the final version of it that's preserved forever. But do you want an added extra? Do you want an added extra to this Rob? We are we're doing it ourselves, we're producing ourselves. Yeah. So we're financing it to

then get the money back because we sold it, right? So you're putting up the money money to film it and in order to sell it? Yeah. Because DVDs don't exist anymore. Because DVDs don't exist anymore. So, Rob, if it's cancelled, I am in a hole. Oh, so you can't, because it's all your money, so you have to do it. Yes. So there's that you haven't got the inshook because then, bear in mind, I'm also at the same. Bure in mind, I'm also at this point shitting myself because on Friday at last last leg, literally, on Friday last last la, for the person I'd spent all day with Matthew Crosby, had then, on Saturday morning tested positive for COVID. You can't have the shit and COVID, can you in one go?

So the whole week I've been worrying about getting COVID. Yeah, and then. Because then you'd the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show the show I I I I' the show I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thathe. th. th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. S. L. L. S. L. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I. S. S. I. S. S. I's. S. I's. S. S. I's. S. I. S. I. S. S. I. S. S. I. S. S. S. L. about getting COVID. Yeah. And then... Because then you'd have to cancel the show because of COVID. Because of COVID, which I'm not insured for. Yeah. Sorry. Can you imagine the stress? Oh my God. And that's that money's just gone, isn't it? Yeah, that's it. The only the only option if you had to cancel it for illness, the only option you've got is to just put that in the idiot tax and pay it all again. Or never record it. Okay. But you've paid and you can't sell it. No.

No. Right. So that's Wednesday, right? So you've been, so you just feel? And I've got an exact figure. to that. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, tho, tho, tho, to, the, the, to, to, the, to, to, to, so, so, to, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. to, so, so, so. And, so. And, so, so. And, so, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, so. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, so, so, so, so, so, so, so she's been organizing it, what I'd stand to lose. Yeah. And I haven't got an exact figure, but from what I can tell, we're looking about... the f-fibb- You'd never be able to deal with that mentally.

You'd never, you'd never be able to deal with that mentally. No, I know. If you... You'd never... You'd never be able to cope with to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell.a tell tell tell tell to to to to to to to to to to to able to deal with that mentally. No, I know. If you, you'd never, you'd never be able to cope with the loss of that money. That would haunt you, haunt you forever. Yeah. So what happened? It's quite a stressful week. Oh, I should add, I'm also due to vanity, at the start of the week, I've been

doing 1,500 calories a day to try and finally lose a last bit of weight because I'm worried about looking fat. Careful what you wish for Rob because that was on zero calories for the last four days of the week. Oh my you can look so thin. I looked great I looked too great I looked too much great I looked too much. A massive ed big lolly pop head no body! I must have looked in years, mate. A massive Ed, big Lonnie Pop Ed, nobody. That's Wednesday, so that's Wednesday lunchtime. You haven't actually been ill yet. No.

So Rose is still in bed at this point. I'm doing last leg meetings while chasing a child around a kitchen. Yeah. And then I start to feel like a clamping feeling on my stomach. But I'm like, part of me is like this is just psychosomatic because I'm thinking about it. Do you know what I mean? You know what I mean?

You know what people talk about? Like believe it, dream it, achieve it? Hey, it's all bollocks, isn't you can't just believe you haven't got a stomach? No exactly, exactly. And so then Rose is still in bed so I say look I say I'll go to nursery I'll get a taxi straight there do the classic leaves a taxi running pick her up yeah with my son as well. At this stage the bills out of end already. Yeah yeah yeah exactly that's the least of our financial problems in this stage in the stage. So I'm like I'll take him to the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin' thin' thin' thin' thi thi thi thi thi. I'll thin' thin' the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin' thin' thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the thi thia' the thi thia' thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi So I'm like I'll take him in exchange for when I get back I'll lie down for half an hour. Because that's the thing when you're on well

when your partner's unwell you just in your head you go oh you're all right but you're going you need to be better you need to be not unwell because I'm becoming unwell. Yeah exactly but I thought that one of us might as well take the double hit here there's no the the th and the th and th and th and the th and th and th and the th and th and thin. th at th at thin. thin. the thin. thi thi thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to be thi. thi. I'll to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. I'll th. I'll the the th. I'll the the the. I'll the thi. I'll thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I I I thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's the thi. I's the thin. I's thin. I'll thin the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'll the. I'll their of us might as well take the double hit here. There's no point both of us struggling with a kid for half an hour. No, yeah. So get to nursery, pick up my daughter, get back in the taxi. She is trying to insist that I read her this book. And you've got the baby as well. Got the baby as well.

And I start to feel and she's trying to make me read in a car while I'm feeling sick. I'm really sorry I just can't. I can't. I can't do that. I just can't. I feel sick. But you did it on tele, for all the other children? Why not me, Daddy? Why won't you read for me?

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And it's like properly, you know when you're like that was everything. My body going, this needs to be empty now. Yeah, there's nothing left. It's a bit like when you order a skip and your wife goes to the shed before you know it, it's all gone. It's a full clear out. Yeah, exactly. And then I was sick again. And then I was sick again.

So I was finally sick at about half seven. Then I'm like, kids to bed? Rose put the kids to bed. So she's up a bit more with it now. She was getting she was she basically was putting a position when she had to do that. Because you're literally being physically, you're physically vomiting on the floor. I'm being sick. I mean I've got up to the spare room so that my sickness doesn't wake up. the son as she puts him to bed. You're doing it in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. too. too. too. too. too. tooe. to. tooo. toooooooooes. tooes. the. to. She's. She's. She's. an unsweet I was going to say. All right. God. Some benefits all them steps. Nice to be sicking all the way out there. It's a long way for it to go. Do you really think though with like your house is quite high? It's like a terrace but like a townhouse almost high isn't it? You just think it's a long way for all that water to go down in them pipes, isn't, know what Rob? Yeah, we occasionally have problems

with the pressure but we won't go into that. And then go to sleep, go to bed, 515 the next morning. Yeah. We can hear movement in my daughter's room. She sleeps normally till 7. Yeah. She comes in 5.15. Says her stomach hurts. Oh no. You've not eaten for what, nearly 48 hours at this point? Yeah, I'm in serious trouble. This is Thursday morning by this point. You're that week, you know you've got no energy. Yeah. Is Rose better? Rose better?

Rose better and I feel much better. When I went to sleep on Wednesday night, Ithought this is the worst I've felt since I had Norovirus 10 years ago. Oh Norovirus is the worst. It wasn't a noravirus. Well I don't know it was wasn't dissimilar. I nearly run an ambulance when I had noravirus. Yeah and I had to open every window in the house because of the smell. Well wait until Thursday night because I did get close to thinking I'm I'm actually gonna... So it gets what it got worse? Well I was better on Thursday, a bit better in the morning but very very weak and... Pathetically weak. And were you supposed to be working? I was meant to be doing Margates that night that that was just not gonna happen. It would have been a disaster. I that thou- I thought I thou, I th I guess, I guess, I th got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the their it was their it was their it got got got got got got a their it was their it got got I got got I got got got got it got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got the the the the the the the the the the the the thatetically thatetically thatetically that- I'm that-it it was that-it got that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get a to their their Margates that night. That was just not going to happen. It would have been a disaster.

I thought I thought I'm going to do this and then my agent flowed she was like basically she made the correct assumption that it would have been a disaster. When it got to Thursday evening, bloody hell it would have been a disaster. Okay so you were in two minds but they said no cancel this one so you can recover So in what happened so eight o'clock you got on station Then legally it turned out so last leg. Yeah, I had on Friday Did you do it? Yeah because they were like yeah, yeah, I watched it? Yeah, of course when was the last time you were sick? Yeah, when was the last time you're like? I was like 730 on Wednesday and they're like, well you're not allowed on set within 48 hours of being sick.

So legally I was able to do last leg but I had to just like turn up on the evening at about 8 p.m. which said it was really good. Just keep saying you've been sick every Wednesday morning from now on. So what happened on Thursday night? Couldn't do Margate. Then you know when you're ill and you just descend in the evening. I'm to. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the to the the the to the the the the to to to to to to to be sick. I'm sick. I'm sick. I'm to to be sick. I'm to be sick. I'm to be sick. I'm to be sick. I was to be sick. I was to be sick. I was their their their their their their their their their their their their their to be sick. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. theateateateateateateateateateateate. theateateateate. theateate. theate. the. the. from now on. So what happened on Thursday night? Couldn't do Margate. Then you know when you're ill and you just descend in the evening. Yeah. My daughter was sleeping in with us because she was ill. So she'd been sick. By the way about 9 a.m. she threw up on the floor of the bathroom. That's an odd thing to clear up. Yeah, on Thursday morning. Poor Rose though because she's like recovered. She's like th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.......... Yeah........ Yeah.. Yeah..... Yeah... Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah...... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. Yeah, exactly, because she's still weak, but she's not the weakest.

No, exactly. So she's having to do it all. Yeah, and she's been lying there for three days, quite excited about when she gets off her. Weakness. Weakness. And then she's got this on her plate. So Thursday evening, I haven't been able to eat all day and been hardly able to drink any water because if you drink too much water it just sits there.

So you're basically doing tiny sips all day. So then I go to bed at 9 p.m. My daughter's basically, our daughter said she wanted to sleep in our bed. Yeah. Fine. So I made myself a campbed on my own bedroom floor, Rob. Really? Yeah. The bed that we used when we slept in with her when she was ill, I was on that on our bedroom

floor. And then in one of the better moments of the week, she saw it and she really wanted to sleep in it. Thank God I got my bed back. Oh, so she went in that instead? She went in that instead on the floor. I went to bed at nine. I was like, this is exactly what I need. Yeah. I couldn't get to sleep because I started feeling these really awful aching pain in my kidneys.

How did you know who she had kidneys? Because they're the back bit, the back bit at the bottom of your back. You got a little x-ray eyes. My kidney. I know my body. You know what your kidneys are, mate. I basically think I was dehydrated. Oh right, okay, yeah, that, yeah, kidney pain, dehydration symptoms. Yeah, that's short. Yeah.

So I had to go downstairs. What to last happens through sweating, vomiting, d'hires and too much urine conditions such as diabetes can also leave tired of the area? Yeah yeah that's what you had mate. All done. Just a start so I'm an intern at a dentist now so I'm quite good with a helping people that run well. And then I had to go downstairs slowly sip a dioral like for an hour to try and get some kind of rehydration. When you sleep Friday feeling a bit better I'd do last leg that was all right and then. And then. And the th. And th. And the th. I th. I th. I the day th. I th. I the day th done th done th done th done the day th done thi the day the day thi. I thi. I thi. I'm just to to to too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too I'm just just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I too I too I too I too I too I too I too I too I too too too too too too too too to to to to to to to try. I'm try. I'm just just just just just just just just just try try try try try and I'm try and try and try and try and try and try and try and try and to to try and start to to try and start I'm. I'd do last leg. That was all right. And then Saturday, wake up. I basically, because Saturday's the Palladium day. You're in the red, you've got to play an iconic venue, the worst you've ever felt.

The worst I've ever felt. Very weak, lay in bed for a bit. And then Rose was like, are you not going to come to swimming with me to take my daughter Swimming and I was like you've got to be fucking kidding Have you? So anyway, did you go swimming? Yeah, I did. Do you know what? It was the best thing I did because it was the first time where it like took me out of the week and it was like oh, this is really nice and pleasant and this is actually, the the the the th.. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not thi. thi. I'm not th. I'm th. I'm th. I've th. I've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. took th. th. took took took took took took took to to to to to to to took to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to took to really nice and pleasant and this is actually I'm not thinking about the Palladium or being sick. Do you know what I mean?

Well that's the thing I think any whether it you know obviously for us it's like doing a show like that but if it's like a big presentation at work or you've got a big event or a big thing that's happening and whatever you do sitting around student on it totally so you best off being the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So th. So th. So th. So thin. So you're thin. I's thin. So you're thin. thin. the. th. th. thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' the. I's thin' thin' thin' th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin. I'm the. I'm theanan's thean. I'm theanan's thean's thean. I'm thean's thin. I'm thin. I being distracted from it. And I think there's another thing with that which is like when you're going for a stressful week like that you'll be like oh god family stuff's adding to my stress but actually if you engage with it it can take you out of your stress do you know what I mean? It can offer you an escape from the living hell of knowing you're performing at the Palladium without any food in your body for 72 hours. So when did you eat on Saturday?

Yeah, so when I got there, what was your first thing you ate? I had a pizza express. Okay, what's up? Just margarita? Do you know what? I had a Venetiana, the one that gives 25 p to the Venetzer fund. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. thi? Wea, thi, th. that's, th th th th th th th th th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Wea, did, did, did, th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Wea, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, th. Did, did, thi? Did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did the the thi? Did thee? Did, did, did, did thea. Did theateat. Did theat, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did the the the the Venetia Fund. Oh that's good of you. Because I'd had I'd say three slices of toast over the previous two days. Yeah I was a bit bored of dough so I wanted a bit of flavor. Romana. Ramana. Ramana. Ramana. Yeah I didn't want to go

for a big fat base. I thought that would be a big fat base. Didn't want to go big fat base. Didn't want to the to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. the to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. the the to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to be. to be. to be. I. I didn't. to go. to be. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I................................................................................... enough. Nice Ramana. And did the show go well? The show went well and thank God. And do you know what, Rob? The energy out of the show meant I could even have a drink. Oh, the adrenaline, you had a drink. I had a drink. I had a few beers out to the show. We went for a drink afterwards. I had vodka soda because that's the most kind of... Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. that's, yes. that's, yes. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. thea. theateat thea. thea the the the the the the the the the the the the the the this is a great night and then the bloody clocks

changed and everything shut up early. So what was one o'clock was suddenly, I was in Soho and it was 2 a.m. and everything had kicked out. Oh my God, what a turn of events? I know. I couldn't book. There was no taxis I could book, right? I was like, I don't have to get a fucking night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night to to to to to to to to the night to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. the the the the the the the to. the the the to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. a fucking night bus after doing the Palatia. Did you get the night bus?

Well, astonishingly Rob. Tuck, tuck. That would have cost more money than filming the DVD. Ha ha ha ha ha! Well, well done, mate. That was a tough week. What a hell of a week. Yeah, I, uh... I'm knackered, though, I'm absolutely knackered.

Have you got a busy week this week? I'm doing... Easter holiday soon. I'm doing a corporate and crew tonight. Fucking out. I know. Off to crew, nice little drive to crew. Well, well done, Josh. Getting the train to crew, Rob, Rob, Rob, true, true, true, true, true, train, train, train, train, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the tho, the tho, the the the the the the the tho, to to the to to the., too. too. too, thoo. tho. thi. tho. to crew Rob. Oh you love a train, it's quick. That's a weirdly quick to get to crew. I might as well just be it.

We're so boring. We're so boring. Why are we so boring? Because we're old, Rob. Chester's nice. I was in Chester last week. Oh, what a lovely city, isn't it? It's basically a small york, but took in the river, a suspension bridge,

Chester race course, a canal, the city walls and then back to the river again. I think it's too small. I love a city wall. I love a city wall. Yeah, they've got a good one. Canterbury. Canterbury? Oh, I love it.

the city wall cities. Yeah, York, I'd say is my favorite city. There you go. How's your week? Don't tell the people of Chester that. How's the week been? Yeah, it's not too bad. I would say, I would say, oh, that's not bad. getting quite anxious I think about how she was because they had seen it and it was all funny my four-year-old was like oh mommy seems okay because she was like a lot better she was on the right medicine and stuff and and then she went

I thought mommy was gonna look ugh and did this sort of like so zombie you crad me up so actually I think they're better off seeing where where like their parent is rather and just distracted them from it yeah and I was sort of trying th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th trying th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho the the the the' the' they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they're they're they're is rather and just distracted them from it. And I was sort of trying to engage with their feelings where the eldest was going, I miss mummy and before I was going, well don't worry, we're going to go to, you know, we're going to go to the shots and get a toy with. You got to let them have that feeling, I'm going to have to have that feeling, yeah, and so what what what what what I was what I was what I was, and so I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I'm, I'm, I'm, I was, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, yeah, yeah, I was, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was, yeah, I was, I was, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the oldest, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm not feeling, I'm not feeling mad. I do, oh, that's all, we're all missing mommy, that's okay to miss mommy. So that helped a little bit. So if anyone else has got, going for a similar thing, I found that massively helped.

That's a serious bit of the week. Do you know what's going on in our house? Yeah? I've got a new mole, right? And then, but then I found a picture of me in my top off and I zoomed in and it was an old mole. That's how I found out it was an old mole. That is pathetic. Where's this.

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they're photo shoot? Yeah I said that and they wanted me to sort of crou-sch-o' and have a picture but it just looked. Anyway it's not I don't know I don't they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're try. I they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they try. I try. I try. I try. I try. I try. I try. I t've got a parenting issue Rob what's your parenting issue so my daughter did this but my son now does it right which is that he's preferred position now in the pram is he lies basically horizontal out of the pram like he's dead I'm trying to find a picture of it here what's at the side yeah so is this like a chair a chair pram or like a chair like a chair on it like a chair on wheels pram? A push chair? A push chair? A push chair? A chair. Yeah. Okay um what's it's that one you fold up and you can put in the um. Oh that one the little yo-yo one? The yo-yo. So he's strapped in but he hangs out. He's a little yo-o-y. So. the the their. their one. the their one. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little the little the little the little the little. the little. the little the little the the the the the the chair on. the chair on. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the little. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their on. their on. their on. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their chair on. their chair on. tie. tie. their chair on. their chair on. their chair on. the tie. the the the the tha the chair on. their that picture this is quite funny with the girls because they've been missing the mum loads and be going oh I don't like you daddy want mommy back and all that because

she was in hospital. When she come back and Lou was like no girls you need to do your teeth they was like way so mean to me and then I went the grass isn't always greener isn't it? look who's back. Looking the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their is their is their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the the the tree Oh, gutted, gutted, mug, mug. Yes, come on. I've sent you the picture. All right, okay, so they're hanging out. We can put this on them. Also, we need to put that picture up of you when you were on well. Oh yeah. Make sure he's sent me that as well.

Oh, here it is. I've got it. Oh, like that. That's actually quite dangerous. Yeah, so he's properly sticking out. So he's just falling out the pram to the left. That's his preferred position of sitting. So he doesn't sway between the middle and there he will hang there for the whole journey. Actually and your daughter did that as well. And I was in I was in Londis the other day Rob and this guy he was about 15 he stopped me. He said um your son. Your the son. Your son. Your son. Your son. Your son. Your son. Your son's the son's the son's the son's the son's the son's the son's the son's the son's the the th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's falling. I's falling. I's falling. I's falling. I's falling. He's the pro. He's falling the proing out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. I's the pr. I's the pr. I's the pr. I's the pr. I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the pr. He's the pro. He's the pro. He's the pro. He's the pro. He's the pro. He's the pro. He's the pro. He's falling. He's the the well. And I was in, I was in Londis the other day, Rob. And this guy, he's about 15, he stopped me, he said, um, your son's falling out of the pram. And I'm like, I had to explain him like, well, no, that's actually how he travels.

And you just, it's really difficult in Londa the trips to stop him doing that, and th. And their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their thi. And, their, their, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he's their their their, he's their, he's their, he's their, he's their, he's their, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he.. And, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's their. And, their. And, their. And, their so soo, their soo, thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. their sooomorrow, their sooes. their their their their their their thin. trying not to take his head out on like a packet of you know crunched cornflakes or whatever. But is he could you tighten the straps to stop him doing that or does he get the um because he can't? He prefers this and it's totally fine so you're like I don't is it he's happy? I think you got as long as you're aware and you're not banging the street. You could see people looking at you. Yeah I think as well because they'll go, oh isn't that that bloke, isn't that skinny bloke that had done his stand-up special on GB News? Yeah, but they will look at you and give you, because people would look at you anyway if your kids doing that, but then they go, oh, oh God, he is a bad dad. He is a bad dad. He is a that. And he would that. And he would that. And he would that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. tho isn't that that that that tho isn't that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, but then they go, oh, is that Josh bug? Oh God, he is a bad dad. He is a bad dad. He is a bad dad. He is a bad dad.

That's weird. I don't know if anyone else's kids have done that, but that is old, isn't it? Yeah, if anyone's got any, whether that happened to them or anything like the podcast who had lots of correspondence from a couple of things one about your feet growing in pregnancy there's been so many messages about feet growing so Michael said please don't send any more right because we know basically hello to the most sexy and relatable comics my son Travis is now one and my shoe size remains one whole size larger than pre pregnancy

my brother who did an S and C degree, I don't know what that means. Strength and conditioning? I don't know. Masters inform me that there is a muscle called the planter fascia situated under your foot, which can get stretched due to the weight of carrying a baby. This reduces the arch height in your foot and then in turn makes

your feet. This made total sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense sense the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's that's that I'm that I'm that that that that that that that and I'm sorry to categorize, but most mothers can no longer wear heels post pregnancy. It is down to the weight we gain during pregnancy. The smaller, the arch, the more painful it is to wear heels. One of my passions was very nice shoes, which are collected for over a few years, and I cannot offer to replace my beautiful shoes that no longer fit me. Oh no! I hope my husband hears this and helps to replace them because I'm owed a bunch of shoes as it takes two to tangle. Many thanks Courtney. I've got an idea. What about shoe

swapping website which is going to be inundated with pervert. That's going to create all kinds of issues there Rob. But if you collect shoes and you're a six and you find someone that was a seven up to an eight or vice whatever it is. You get a long string and everyone's happy except the one person at the top. No it's difficult because if you're you'll be able to find someone whose feet have gone up from five say you're up to seven you can find someone that was a five that's now a six but you need to find someone that will help them, but then there'll be someone who's a 12 who's gone up to 13 or whatever. It's a Ponzi scheme. Yeah, exactly.

It's a Ponzi scheme. But yeah, look, because Lou, also as well, this is what Lou said about it, which is what Lou said about it, which I don't know, the email seemed. It's the relaxing hormone, which makes all your bones move around so the baby can get out. Your bones spread out more. That's how you get injuries in pregnancy because your joints are all stretchy. That's why your hips get wider after childbirth.

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doesn't always click back in. Why the feet? Well I think that must be the weight so I think Lou's got confused with the with the hips they get wider because the ligaments are relaxed due to that hormone and then your feet stretch the arch basically stretches out so your feet don't really get bigger they just sort a dough like Peter. Basically pre-pregnancy classic base post-pregnancy Romana yes okay it's the same amount of dough stretched out yeah is that clear to people now I just I still don't believe that about Romanas it feels like there's more dough it feels like there's more dough if they're not gonna do that if they're tel their to they're the the the they're the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. they. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's they's they're they're their. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So their their their their they. So. So they. So they. So they. they. they. they they they they they they they they they they they they te. tte. tttte. tttttte. te. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the they. the the the they. the if they're telling you it's the same that if if it was more dough they will tell you about it because they're already charging you more.

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Yes. So, it is our promise. On next week's Tuesday episode, I will do a live topping count and weighing. Yeah, and then you can always just warm them up and have them for lunch that day. Exactly, exactly. Yes. Is this going to be in the episode? It's got to be, isn't it? You don't make a promise like this and then cut back. It feels like we should be getting paid by Peter Express would provide the, oh no, because, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I, thi, thi, I, I, I, I, I, I thi, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I's, I'll, I'll, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t together, well if Pizza Express want to provide the, I know, because we're, annoyingly, we're recording the next one before this one goes out, Rob. Yeah, I know, but no, don't worry about it, they're all. All right, but I'll surprise you with the pizzas. I'll surprise you with the pizzas.

Do you want to be with you and eating it. Oh yeah, good point. When this is on Zoom? Oh, we've got loads of oldest and youngest listeners, which we can do. Should we do that on Friday? Should we do that on Friday? Yeah, and I'll tell you about developments on the school run, but before that, I've got this sleep timer on podcast. Again, loads th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to tho, to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Oh, too have messaged in. I didn't know this, Josh, you can set a timer on your phone so you won't wake up to scary podcasts. Oh, what's your only listening to so much podcast? Yeah, so basically you press sleep after this episode. Oh, how do you do that? So if you're listening on Apple podcasts? so if you're listening on Apple podcasts, if you're looking at a, on the podcast, and then, the th..... th. th. the their. their. their. their. their. their. th. their. their. th. their, th. their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to, to, to, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, some. So, some. So, so, some. So, some. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. they. t. t. t. t. t. t. to, to, to, to, to, to, to. Oh, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, a on the podcast and then bottom right is the three little dots and

square so click on the episode right ignore the three little dots scroll down and underneath the three little dots is sleep timeer. Oh look at that. And you can pick how long it is so you don't wake up to scary stuff. Oh do you know what the worst would be you're struggling to sleep? You put on a podcast. Yeah you put on your sleep ti. the tom. tom. Oh that is bad or you don't do your sweet time and you wake up to off menu and here's a couple of cricks talking about garlic bread. Yeah do you know what they'd be fucking lived when they find out we're weighing a Ramana base talk about parking our tanks on their lawn. Anyway yeah so

you could do a sleep tire on podcast. Also as well on your music apps as well, because Lou listens to spa music, right? To go to bed like that sort of calming music. But she has it on out loud rather on headphones, which is fine, I don't mind it. But then I came in late the other night when I come back from Chester, back to in the morning. And it had gone on to some other other So don't email in anymore, but thanks

for that. Oh, and this is a great falling asleep to a podcast related parent, falling asleep to a podcast related parenting fail. Very official email. That's exactly our re-e-mit. That's our genre. This is from Claire. Hi, Rob and Josh. I'm listening to your last episode. Rob is talking about waking up to the true crime to to to to to to to to to to to to to true. Pare. Pare. Pare. Pare. Pare. Parue. Parue. Parue. Parue. to to to to to to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to thi. Paro. to to to to a to a to a to a to a pome. to a pome. to a podcast. to a p. to a podcast. to a p. to a podcast. to a p. to a podcast. to a podcast. Parc. Parp. Parp. Parp. Parp. Parp. Parp. Parp. to a podcast. to a podcast. to a podcast. to a podcast. th. the podcast. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. today. thaea. thauu. thau. thau. thau. toe. toe. toe. toe. tho. tho. the true crime podcast. I frequently listen to true crime to get to sleep and I have my phone sink to my Bluetooth headphones. That is mental. That's too much. That is mad. I like a true crime but not when you're sleeping. I just so happened to be listening to one and I'd fallen asleep. My seven-year-old woke me up to tell me there was a man talking their their their there was a man. about a woman who kills children in his room. Oh my God. Oh my God. No, it's all fine.

It's all fine. Completely forgetting what I'd been listening to. Took him back to his room and my podcast has somehow synced to my son's Alexa in his room. So he was in fact listening to the story of a notorious child killer. Oh my God. I think that is. That is awful. I don't need to feel worse than you do, but that is dreadful. That's the worst parenting we've ever heard. I don't need to feel bad about that.

That is the worst thing we've ever heard. In two years of talking about parenting, Claire with no eye, just C-L-A- parenting if you insist that he listens. Yes. And accidents happen, you know. Right, do you want to do a small business shout-out? Yeah, why not? Can we save oldest and youngest for Friday? Yeah, that's something to look forward.

God, we're trailing some things. Friday we've got oldest and youngest, we're weighing some pizzas. It's non-stop. Right, small business shout-outs. Oh, this is from Live. I'm just listening to a recent podcast where you discuss hire chairs. My friend has a small business where you can make your IKEA hire chairs more aesthetically pleasing. Oh, that's a good idea.

If that's something people are interested in doing, she also does lovely bibs and cutlery for weaning too. Her IG is at gray fox designs and it's GREY, grey fox designs. Because yeah that's nice because yeah it can make it a bit prettier because they're a bit bland aren't they the the IKEA high chairs. So basically she pimps up I oh they look great. Oh that's good. Oh that's cool. That's a good idea. Oh they look look really cool. Well, that's a good one. That grey fox designs, if you want to pimp up an IKEA high chair or get some bibs and cutlery. Do you want someone from the north, Rob, because it's too southeast centric? Yes, please. Hi guys, please give the shout out to my husband's small business. Always plastered. He can be found on Facebook and is a plasterer who fits amazing. He covers County Durham, Newcastle,

and many surrounding areas. And if you don't believe they're northern, Rob, she adds, it's a mint business name and the van stands out a mile on local roads. Give him a shout out for any work you want done. Love the podcast, can't wait to listen to the teenage years as that is the phase we're currently living through. Joanne Atkinson, County Durham, always plastered. Always plastered, I take it up. It is a mint business name. It is great, mint, absolutely mint, man. Oh man, that is mint.

I wish I had accents in my locker. Oh, kind of funner. Can I've done this before, you? Yeah, I can't be try. Wya, hey, hey, that was, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's, th. th. I, th. th. th. th. th. I'm, th. th. th. th. th. I's, thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. t to. t t t t t t t t toda. t t toda. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th was Scottish actually I think. Yeah, that was too much. Yeah, I went too far north for that. Well, thank you very much for listening and we'll be back on Friday with another Celeb interview. See them. Bye. See ya, bye. I'll tell you what's upset me now. Why is it two pounds fifty to cross the Dartford crossing. It's a bridge. I shouldn't have to pay £2.50 to cross a bridge. I'd rather swim. And also, why do you get fine when you forget to pay it? You have to remember to pay it. You are getting fined for failing a memory test. It should be illegal.

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