Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP23: Why is my life so rubbish?

Episode Date: April 12, 2022

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Nisprosso. Discover a world of possibilities with or without milk. Visit Nisproso.C.A. to learn more or a Nesproso boutique near you. Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course,

tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're doing. Hello you're listening to Parenting Hill with Elsie, can you say Rob Beckett and can you say Josh Widdickum? Oh you're such a clever girl. Give us a kiss. Hi Luke. Hi Luke. a kiss. Hi Luke! Hi Luke! Hi Luke!

Hi Luke! Yeah, big up Luke! So I think that is a very cock, that is a sort of South and a Londoner accent trying to do a telephone voice that. And I could tell from the good gile. This is Emma, who's from Petswood. Yes, that's right, literally around the cornered, thau, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. to. to. to. tho. tho. th.'s from Petswood. Yes, that's rather literally around the corner for me. And she's put, Rob will probably guess my location from the mention of Cooper's, right. Oh yeah, I went to Cooper's school. Yeah, well. This is my two-year-old niece, Elsie. She's basically a three-foot-tool dictator and we all bow down to the fact they're so similar looking. As you can imagine my eldest daughter, Amy hates this. The High Luke at the end is for Amy's boyfriend who else he seems to have a bit of a thing for. The flirt. She's added that, not me. I would have

asked my own children to make this recording, however, they're 14 and 17. I think they're deemed too old. Incidentally, my girls both go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. I their their their their their th. S. S. S. A the. S. A. S. S. A. S. A. S. S. A. S. A. S. A. S. A. S. S. A. S. A. S. A. A. S. A. A. to Rob's old school Coopers in Chislehurst. Yes. I think their teachers have shown them your school photo which caused great amusement. There's a photo of me when I was using the sick form prospectus. No. But I've got this mad air with like sort of big hair that was quite popular. Yeah, sort of, when would that have that that that that a kind of like a kind of choppy haircut like yeah just sort of geled up in a mess yes a bit like when Beckham sort of had that messy hair like yeah and I had a big glasses and then I was in the computer center and I'd just big glass but just had

glasses on and I just horrible white shell with like blue I got to try and find this picture with blue like pattern on it and I basically they're taking photos supposed to have us just working and I kept on posing a bit like and I was trying to pose like David Brent did you know David Brent poses at the end of his motivation so I did that and I sort of got my hand on my chin and I smiled. Oh no no no and it is mental I that it is like my God they used it. It's obviously a piss take as well. So because it's in a prospectus. We have a laugh though don't we at this school? We have a bloody laugh in the IT suite. Look at this guy. With his big old hair and big glasses like Timmy Mallett. We had a room called Click and it was a computer learning information center. Oh Dave worked that back from click.

And I remember when they went, guys, it might help you, forget about in Carter 97, the futures Google. And I was like, what is Google? And then I had to do a presentation. And I was cheated. I had to see this presentation, which is a PowerPoint presentation. All I did was my top 10 goals of all time. And I just basically copied and pasted YouTube videos of goals.

I reckon if I was 10 years younger, I'd have been a YouTuber. Do you think? Yeah, but I'm so happy that I didn't do that. Actually, I wouldn't be able to afford all the equipment. Don't let me get bogged down in the sort of privilege. Oh, is this a thing a a a thing a thing, a thing, a thing, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, is a, is a, a, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t? It is actually, it's not really been a dress. Basically, like KS and all the Sideman, who are all brilliant by the way,

but all went to this sort of private school and I've got no beef with them. They're just, they work really hard and they produced great videos. Well, they could afford nice cameras. Well, they're theyre's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they're, they're, they're, they're, thi, tho, they're, they're, they, they, they, like, they, like, like, like, like, like, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, th, they're, they're, th, th, th.... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all, they're all all all, they're all all all, they're all, they're all, they're all as a fridge and free brothers they're trying to fight to get on it and you had no you didn't have any sort of editing software you didn't have any cameras which is why Bill Gates did so well I've read this in a book where his mom I don't know if I mentioned this before his mom worked at a library at a university in America

and he was really into computers and he was access to this new computer where you could write computer programs. And he had access to that for eight hours a day for six weeks. And when the term started, they only had one of these computers and obviously hundreds of computer students, they were allowed an hour a week to be shared between the campus. So he was so far ahead of computer programming and all his peers because he was doing it at like the age of 12, 13 and having access that was to these computers their their their their to their. their it at like the age of 12, 13 and having access that was to these computers that wasn't available almost worldwide which people say helped his development. So if his mom hadn't been in charge of a library yeah he wouldn't have started Microsoft and then he wouldn't

have planned a pandemic would he to make loads of money right exactly he wouldn't be injecting his serum up my ass. But anyway, but that's, I don't know what I've got, we've really gone off topic there. We had an IT suite, but we didn't have the internet in our IT suite. No, you were from Dartmoor, though, aren't you? No, no, it's just because I'm older than you, Rob. No, yeah, and no, mate, let's be honest here. There's still 56K modem's, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We. We. We, we, we, we. We. We. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're that, we're that, we're that, we're that, we're that, we're, we're, we're, we're surely. There's no way. We had the internet in my house at home. We just at school. They still got 56K modem or have they got there?

Are they super fiber down there now? I don't know if they're, they can't be superfiber. Well, Plymuths the city mate, but you can't run a superfiber from blip for 25 miles, mate, up the 838, turn left at Drumbridge's roundabout. Love all the local stuff. This is a really weird start, isn't it? So what? Shall I tell you about my IT suite at school? We have one computer at primary school for the whole school. That's what we're in for. One computer at primary school, Rob. That's what we're in for. That's that. That's that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the thea, throoooooooooo-a, that, that, that, that, primary school, the BBC Basic, and then at secondary school, Rob. BBC Basic, I think that's what I'm called in the offices of the BBC. When I get gigs. We need a bit more BBC Basic, get Beckett out, whip him out. I think Paddy McGinnis is BBC Basic at the moment, isn't he?

Yeah, it may and him share it. Danny Dyer pops up to drop a couple of balls. Look guys, Monty Don's been on five times this week. Let's drop some H's drop some balls. Let's go Danny Don is now. He's throwing him out like he knows what he looks like. Oh, mate, we don't get a reference point. Don't you worry about that. It sticks. Secondary school we had a proper IT suite. But then no one could use it after someone stole all the balls for the mice. That was a thing wasn't it like to

play marbles with. I found the prospectus photo Josh you're gonna love it I'm gonna send it to. Oh yes please. We'll put it up on the on the group on the Instagram. I talk about this like we're on a WhatsApp group together. We should start, what's that group? Just fuck get a number and everyone can join in. That would be mental. No, I don't want anyone to see when I was last online. Can you imagine the mad parenting memes that would get? You're gonna love this picture. Oh my words, look at you! Go white them teeth, art. That's before coffee.

Oh, yeah, that photo. What, what are you using in your hair, Rob? Because it's got a lot of life to it. Do you know that might be? That might be Pat's. That might be Pat's. Pat's, you know, Pat's. the tub with the bubbles in it. Yeah, that one. We used to be called Pat's to be called Patts. and it was 39 P but I don't know if that was just the shop. He had pats written on it. That hair looks fucking rock hard.

It is because that's what I look how dark it is. You could break a coconut on that hair. It made it so dark having that much gel in it. Of course. Yeah, but yeah, I look weird. to be weird. Yeah, did you try and get into night clubs at tho' th. No, which is weird actually because I'm quite hairy now, but not then. Yeah, this is what is this a podcast Well, you know it is a podcast. It's certainly not a TV show

Oh my gosh, I'm enjoying this chat actually what's my cousin's just saying an incredible picture of What have you look like? It's so right. It's so good. I look like the bloke from Jerry Maguire. The child from Jerry McGuire. You look exactly like a child from Terry McGuire. That is incredible. Have you seen him now? He did Slavs go dating? Did he?

As an adult, obviously. Yeah. Not as a child. But quite a nice guy actually had a kebab on a step with a woman from Newcastle. Castle. Oh that's nice. I don't look like him but I do look like him as a in that film. Yeah well you've both blossomed. How's your week been Rob? It's been all right it's been a bit stressful because basically we're recording these a little bit in advance because we're having two weeks to have time of our families over Easter and stuff so we're going to Disney in Florida which is our big family trip. We've been looking, we've had booked for two years, okay? So we're, we are, two years. Yeah, well, yeah, about that because he got sort of moved and then COVID. So we've had it booked for two years and it's, and it was quite, you have to book so

so in advance with Disney. And we are absolutely buzzing. Lou, cannot wait. to their today, tooombs. their. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to be, to be, to, to be, to, to be, to be, to be, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, too, their, too, too, their, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, their, the Oh my yeah, she's been packing for about six months. I've had like suitcases out on a bed for months. Stuff arriving non-stop going back, the right pair of walking shoes because it hurts your feet. But well I'll talk all about Disney probably on the next episode when we're back. And has Lou been before? Never. We went to Disney in Paris. So is she excited, sorry? For herself or for her children? I'd say, okay, she listens And she is 100% excited for herself

where she'd want to go if we didn't have kids. However, she's also buzzing for the girls to see it all and stuff like that, but I'm trying to calm her down a little bit because it's all stuff you can get, when you are spending a lot of money and it's a big trip that you might only do like once it is a bit, you can put too much pressure on you've got to do everything and then you're not actually enjoying it and stuff and you can't at the moment you can't properly meet the characters but I think that changes the day we leave where you can like properly like hug them and have photos but like I've been nice for Josh I'm not that bothered about hugging a student in a Mickey mouse. Yeah to spoiler next question that is the real Mickey Mouse. Twenty years time, your children have moved out. Lou turns to you and she goes, I want to go to Disney Land again, just the two of us for

a week. Are you going? No. I mean, I don't know, I've never been so. I might love it, but I can't imagine I'd want to just me and Lou and the kids are at uni or whatever or whatever. Yeah, you want to go somewhere else. Yeah, exactly. Or what I'd say is how about, why don't we go to the LA one?

We've not been there before and then go to some of the summer that's not Disney for most of the week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go the same. Yeah, I've always chatting to Sean Mendez and doing Jane a Pinkett Smith songs. Oh, God, I'm in the audience. Normally, obviously I'll be on that sofa, but, you know, nice to relax, enjoy it. Yeah, normally it'll be me up there, just absolutely ripping it to a 15 million people

all over the state, but now not today, night off for me. Yeah, just have a chilled one. But no, the stressful thing has been though, we have to do a COVID test on Zoom in front of someone this morning so we can slide tomorrow. So how does that work Rob? worry for three weeks about your every movement. Talk me through the zoom. Are they watching it like to make sure there's no sleight of hand magic going on? Well, he's been stressful this week because at time of recording. Do not get the, do not move the syringe out of shot at any point. Show me your nostrils. I want to see your full throat. She was quite chill but we were more work tough about it because Lou's mummed. I didn't. the their you that, didn't I? And she, I'm fortunate she couldn't help with the kids and stuff.

And then her dad didn't have COVID, so I was helping the kids. Now he tested positive. And at the moment, it's one in 13 people who got COVID. It's the highest COVID, to test to get there. So let's do this zoom and we've been getting stressed and our kids are keeping cuffs. You know, kids cough, but you're laying in bed and I'm trying to be Zen and all of a sudden at six today you're like, well that's a holid over. And then you're in your head going, oh my God. Will we get our money back? Is it's like trying, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. to, to, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th. But, but, th. But, but, th. But, but, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, th, th, th, th, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. But, thi. But, don't know surely that it's not trying they can't be insuring people for COVID they'd be paying out all the time

it's like you're like trying to claim back on the ash cloud now and it you know yeah so what was the zoom like so the zoom is we sit there and you sort of feel physically and violently sick to your core that you may have to tell two children they're not they they they they they they they they they they their they they they their they're they're they're they're to to to their to their they're to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. the the the to to to to to to to to to their two children they're not going Disney because they weren't taking social distancing measures seriously. So yeah, you lay it all out on the table, she has to see it all laid out all the tea. So you have to lay it all out in front of them. So you have to lay it all out on the teasks. You have to the test in front of them. And then do you just sit there and make polite conversation while she watches the lines come up? Yeah, you sit there in front of a woman that could ruin your dream holiday.

Oh my God. And you're just looking at it and just that moment as you know that as the it goes up. You know, yeah, yeah, I love it. I love that. It's horrible. It's horrible. It's horrible. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. It's so. the. the the the the the the the the the the that. the the the the that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thrown. throwne. that. thr. thr. thr. thr. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. that. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's exciting if you're thinking, well, I might have to cancel a couple of gigs here. Yeah, just cancel, cancel. Anyway, so, but luckily it was fine and we're all set to go and we're very excited. And I'll give you a full sort of Disney debrief

when we get back to let you know what's doing, what's doing what not to do and that kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind. stuff. Judge who enjoyed it more, Lou or the kids? I think I know the answer already. Yeah, all I would remember is when I did Disney Paris, it was only for a couple of days, my feet were pulsating at night. Because of all the walking. Yeah, but you'll have kids, right? So you and Lou will be fine because they're going to be the ones that break first on the walking. Yeah, but no but we're going to get a put, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the the the the the the the the the, break break break break break first break first break first break first break first break first break first break first break first break first break first break first first break first break first first break first, break first, break first, break first, break first, break first, break, break, break first break first, break first, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break break break break break, break break break break break break break break first break first, break first break, break, break first break first break, break first break, break, break, break, break, break first break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, but we're going to get a put, you can hire a little buggy thing because they will break. If you hire the buggy, then you can get them further and out for longer. But my techniques are going to be get up and get up early. We've got breakfast book for like 8 a.m. every day. But you wake up early in America anyway. Yeah, what are not really got... Is it the same as New York? More or less. No, because it's on the...

Yeah, pretty much, yeah, so basically what happens you'll keep waiting, it's on the East Coast, you'll keep waking up early in the morning. Yeah, but your kids are going to be up six hours earlier than they're normally up. So what time do they could do it in 2 a.m. Like, Mark Wahlberg. My kids sort of work out for two hours in the morning before we like hit the park. But yeah, so we're doing breakfast early, getting in the park early, and it's

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that brought the battery the car battery Steve and Jess the guy who brought the car battery to camping so he's very industrious but they're really lovely and they've been before and also they've got a nine month old so when we think it's difficult we can just look at them. Yeah they've had a night. So you said they booked the tickets two years ago she wasn't even pregnant when she booked the tickets Rob. No no so we I think I think she was just pregnant so she couldn't even reserve the seat for the baby but then she had to ring up and go can I add a baby to my booking because she's going to be sat on the lap. Oh my word. So she could, and she did it a few months ago. It's going to be sat on the lap

from London to Florida. Yep. Oh my giddy aunt. Exactly. So it's great for morale because I had a real moral be. It's a daytime flight or an evening. So we've got daytime flight out there which isn't, shouldn't be too bad because they'll be great. So they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've their. their. So, their. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, I've th. th. th. th. th. they. So, so, their th. th. their, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, some. So, they. So, they. So, they. So, they. So, I they. So, I they. So, I they. So, I they. So, I they. So, I they. So, I they. So, I they. So, I they. So, I they. they. they. they. they. th. they. they. they. the. they. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. there which isn't which isn't shouldn't be two bags it'll be excited and they've got iPads and stuff six hours tablets I think it's nine. Nine I think it's nine hours because it's over and down a bit isn't it? Oh yes down I forgot about down. It's down you always think a cross with flying but you forget about down. Yeah you never think about the town do you the the down. the down. the down. the down. the down. the down. the down. the down. the down. the down. the down. the down. the the the the the the down. the the the the th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to thin. to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I think. I think. th. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. th. I think. th. I think. I think. I on the lap. I want a figure now, Rob. How many minutes are you going to put in with the baby? Right, so this is happened. Out of politeness.

They were going a bit like, oh, we're a bit worried about the flight because it's a, you know, totally understandably, they're like, oh, God, it's I'm to sleep. I went, what? I literally, at dinner went, can I say something? I'm not going to do that. If Lou wants to hold your baby to us, that's fine. But there's a reason why I haven't had more. This is my chill time. Two hours.

Would you prefer to do that in a straight two hours or in a, like, everyone does five minutes? And I went, what you need to do is, you, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I, I, I. I.. I... I, I... I, I, I.... to, I, I.. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to. to. to. around. Two hours off the top. I said to him though, for that, what you need to do is you two need a schedule. We'll take your older one, he can come and do some coloring in or whatever, but the younger one, that's on you, do two hours, thrown, do two hours each, but make sure when you're doing your two hours, you don't bother the to the to to to to to to to to to... And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, to, to, to what happens is if you're both trying to do it you're both doubling up on work you get stressed and snapper with each other so just let some person and then you know even if you hate it you know I've only got another hour and half of this until my partner takes over. Yeah that's that's the best way there but there's no way no offense I love you just to love you just the to just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th is just just the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. the they. the the they. imagine it? You'll do you'll do 10 minutes, won't you Rob? No, this is insane, Rob. Why, am I being mean? I think as a gentleman you should do three hours? No, look, as a human with

a heart, if it's kicking off, I'll go, drop its older for a set while you sort that out. But any, putting my name down like some shift of sh sh. I'm going to work doing a shift of sandries, taking over yogurts for the morning, no way. Two hours in a plane seat is the longest time in the world with a nine month old. Well, yeah, it is. I mean, to be, for full transparency, we are going to travel a plus, which is a lot. No, but I don't, I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get. I'm. I th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the......................................................................................................................................... That's not like Rob. Which is, no, but I don't, I get annoyed about this when you sometimes hear people moaning about flights and stuff like that and then it actually works out there like laying down

in a bed with a nanny, you know what I mean? Yeah, so like full transparency. I have gone business class before, but we go you're still set up for the journey. Yeah. So that why you're going in the day as well, because nighttime in one of those. Well, it's a night flight on the way back. Oh, but I can sleep anywhere, mate. I'm not worried about you, Rob.

It's not all about you. I won't worry about the couple with a nine-month-old on their laps for a night flight who are in I've got a bit more legroom but they aren't horizontal Rob they're not horizontal. I know I know they're not but yeah that's the thing but it's all the mate it was mental that the flights are really expensive at the moment so but we were actually looking back got quite a good deal on the flights because we booked it so far in advance so so well well well well well well well well well well well well the the the th th th th th th th the th th th th the th th th th the th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th that's that's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they they they they're they they they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the they. they. they're the the they. the they. the they. thi thi thi theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're good deal on the flights because we booked it so far in advance so well it's all very exciting how many days you're going for two weeks two weeks I've not done a two week holiday for ever so the whole of Easter basically oh my god so we're really lucky so we're so excited so yeah

we're very excited but I'm looking forward to reporting back it feels I'm I was half thinking could I could this be claimed as a work expense? It's a bit of a piss-take, isn't it? Two weeks for me to do a five-minute anecdote in a month's time. Well, I don't know whether, I don't know where the... Where's the line? Where's the line, Rob? We get, like, are our children a work expense? Because if they are that, but maybe we could. Do you know what, Rob, you can back date seven years, can you? Can you?

Yeah, if you can back date seven years, if, because you could go, obviously when I had my first child, it wasn't a business at that point, but that was just me laying the foundation to the business I was later starting. Yeah, it was almost research. Because I remember when I went freelance, I could back computers from seven years in advance. Wow! So basically what we're saying is because I remember now Josh actually that's prompted a memory that we were talking about doing this podcast almost

about 10 years ago when we first met. We remember? Yeah, first we did together. We said once we got kids let's start that bloody podcast. Yeah and then we went what we'll do is keep a journal do loads of things that's related to parenthood, and then we'll, when we get that, then we'll do the podcast when that's all come together. And there'll probably be another pandemic by then, which would be a good time to start. And then I said, Rob, what's a podcast? And you said, I don't know yet, I don't know yet, but I've that, but I've that, but I've that, but I've that, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, I've. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. then, then, then, the. then, then, the. then, the. then, then, the. the. then, the. then, the back. So anyway, if you're listening from the HMRC, I won't be paying much next year because

a lot of backdated. Get ready for the refund, bitch. That's what I'll say to them. Let's stop talking about tax. Long's going bloody business next time we go to Disney, I can tell you that for free. I'll buy a plane like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the their to play a plane like to play a plane like to play a plane like to play a plane like to play like to play like to play like to play like to play like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. that for free. I'll buy a plane like Travolta. Yeah, just gonna need to claim back that 15 million on the jumbo jet. Just a bit of research. Yeah, we go to Florida once every seven years, so I do need it, parked at Stans did for that time. What does possible sound like for your business? It's having to spend to power your scale with no preset spending. told theypsp. top. A. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. top. to to the top. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the. the. the. the the. toe. toe. toe. toe. to That's the powerful backing of American Express. Terms and Conditions apply.

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Join for just $4.99 a month. Savings may vary. Eligibility and member terms apply. I've been doing some travel admin this morning actually Rob. Okay, cool. Yeah. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. I. I. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I' to. I've to. I've to to to to to to. I've to. I've to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. Get. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. Get. Get. Get. I's. Get. I'm. Get. Get. Get. I'm th. Get th. Get the. I'm the the the the the the the the the thuuuuuuuuu. Get to. Get to. Get to. Get to. Get to. Get tovel admin this morning actually Rob. Okay, cool. Yeah. Good luck. We lost our edge. I'm here for you. No, but I'm just saying. Go, good.

I want to ask your advice on that. There's two bits of football admin this morning, Rob. Okay. One I've been putting in all of the World Cup fixtures. That's a good idea.. You the the the the the the the the they. I th th, th, thoom thoom thoom thoom th. I thoom thoom. I thoom. thoom. to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to be to to be to to be too. too. to be to be to be. to be. to be. to be. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. too. too. too. too. tode. too. too. too. toda. tooe. toooe. tooooe. tooooe. too. too. too. too. to put work in during because that's a good idea. You've got to get them in now. And it's inexcusable. If come November and December, you go, oh I didn't know that England might be in the World Cup semifinals.

But as a public service announcement, why don't you put them dates out so people can pencil them in? Put these in your diary. England's first game is on the 21st of th. I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. England. England. England. England. th. England. the the the the the the th. England's first game. England's England's England's England's. their. their. England's. England's. England's. England's. England's. England's. England's. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. England. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. I's game. th. I's the to. th. to. to. the the to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the 25th I've got last leg but it's too late 29th of November I've got bloody Lapland drop oh what the Christmas got oh the thing I told you about last year yeah so I've got that 930 in the morning so I'm gonna have to rush back for England versus Wales Scotland or Ukraine I don't know but it looks like it's one of the later ones maybe 4 p.m. something like that. How long does Lapland last? You're in trouble, you're in trouble here? No, I'm not, surely. No, I'm not, surely. You're in a bit of trouble here. No, I'm not surely. What's Lapland from your ass hour and a half, two hours? Yeah. Okay. That's an early start on it. I'd suggest get a prette. I'd to get a pere. I'd a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a tree. tree. tree. tree. You. You're tree. You're tree. You're in a tree. You're in a try. You're in a try. You're in a try. You're try. You're in a tre. You're in a true. You're in a true. You're in a you're you're you. You're you. You're you. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You're. You're t. You're t. You're in a t. You're in a t. You're in a try. You're in a try. I try. I'm in a try. try. try. try. You're in a try. You're in a tr. You're in a tr. to drive to as well. I might treat myself to a night. It's a hotel than that. Here we go. It's the idea. This is the way you start. If you try and get there and back

to your house in a day good swimming pool for the kids. Go there, go swimming with them, go back to the hotel, stay over, early start at Lapland the next day, and then after Lapland, go back to the hotel for another night so you're not rushing about. And that way. And that way. I'm watching, Rob games the exception. They're the one time I like people. Okay, so where do you want to watch that in a pub or at your house? Well, the problem is, normally I'd watch it in my garden,

because normally the World Cup is during the summer because that's what is right and good with the world. But suddenly, corruption of the highest level has led to me not be able to watch World Cup in the garden. Think of the ratings for the jungle. Worse things. Yeah, but I'd say you're going to struggle to get back from Ascot and get out to a pub. If you're, yeah, nine should be fine. It's about an hour and a half the first bit. You've been in the other bit, I don't need the other bit. So basically you go through the tho, tho, tho, th, th, to go, to go, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll, I, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, to to to the, the, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to struggle, to to struggle, to to to to to the, the, the, their, their, their, the, the, their, the, the, the, the, to, to, to get, to to to to to to to to to to of immersive experience thing, Christmasy thing, and then you go into

a bit where there's ice skating in this shop, there's places to get food, you can stand there for a couple of hours, those are things for the kids to see. I'm moving it, then you're moving it, then you move it, then you're moving it, then you're moving a try and then. And then you have to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and then, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, this is not what. You don't want to be clock watching. So I say you move it or you try and watch. This is not what I need. How do I move it? Could someone who's listening from Lampland UK? No, no, that's sort this out for me. You can't do that.

That's not fair. This is not what it's podcast is about. it out that's what a normal parent would have to do don't start using your privilege to get your fucking date move mate. Rob you that's the reason I'm doing this we just spent 20 minutes talk about how we could get our tax back for it. Oh dear lapland yeah yeah I'm sure you might be able to move it to another date if you email them now yeah I mean you might just have to pay more if it's a better or worse date oh I don't don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they they they don't they they they they they th they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that th I th I that that's that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that th th th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th tho tho. I tho. I tho. I'm tho. I the the the the the thou th th tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I that's that that's that's I mean you might just have to pay more if it's a better or worse date. Oh I don't give a shit. You're kind of early though, yeah November. Yeah because there wasn't many dates left Rob. Oh no you're in trouble. Oh no you're in trouble. Oh thrown. Oh I've got to know the whole things to go the whole things the whole things are right off. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. things to talk about from your week, Josh? It's been a bit of a Miranda. Yeah, I have actually. I've got a few things as well if you want to kick off. Well, I was going to talk about some more travel admin.

I wanted your advice on this. Oh, yeah, sorry, go on travel admin, yeah. More football trtle. Yeah, OK. I've got,the same problem. Dillian White and Titan Fury, one of the biggest fights I've wanted to see for years, is on the same day I'm doing Eastbourne. Now, boxing's late in the evening, right? So it's gone for me.

Is that over? That there's no chance, unless I pull the gig, and the quick... Will I basically have to accept if I cancel that gig I never gig in Eastbourne again. Yeah and everyone hates you. Yeah that's but I'm not gonna do that I don't want to upset the people of Eastbourne. What time is the fight? Probably start about 101030. My gig will finish at 10. Oh right you can't come down too early on that. I got a quick gig we're starting at 6 p 9 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6. to 6. to 6. to 6. to 6. to 6. to 6. to to to to to to to start. th. th. th. to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th, I've checked the times. I'm presuming it's a 3 o'clock kickoff. Yeah. There's a five.

I know. That's unfortunate, isn't it? I could get a 5.30 train, Rob. And arrive, 8 o'clock. Support goes on. I'll be fine. Ha ha ha. You won't be fine.

So you've got got a the the to get to get the to get the to get to get to get to get from Wembley to what time will the game finish? I think I'm going to have to leave the game. Presuming this injury, I'm going to have to leave the game more or less exactly before injury time start. I'm going to have to leave the game about 435 I think about 10 minutes left. Is that going to be weird? I'm going to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have the to have to life. That is going to be weird. You might go to extra time. What if you're going to miss all the best bit? I know. Is it better not to go or to go for a bit?

I think if you had a gig in London and trying to get to Durham is going to be mearned to Durham early, you might as well get up to Durham, Durham, to be early and find a pub with like a Plymouth Supporters Group in there. Oh yeah the classic Durham Plymouth Supporters Club. You'll find someone. Well if any plimmer fans that are going to be watching the game in Durham you could go and join them in a pub. I don't want new friends Rob. Oh you want new friends at Lapland now didn't you? It's all right now on it? It's all changed. Oh their thinn't. th. Okay, you can't go to the Ploughfine, I'm afraid. Oh, why is my life rubbish? I didn't get to go to anything. You'll be there at Lapland 9 a.m. Bright and early, Rain Deer's still asleep. Oh for crying out loud. Yeah, what's been happening in your week then, Josh? Um, what's been Oh, your daughter?

No, my wife. You've got to come to one of your gigs? Oh, yes, please. Lovely bit of business. I couldn't even get it out of me that. I felt mean. Yeah, so your daughter, how old? She's four now? Five? Yeah, four. They've been discussing it in nursery. Oh, why? Not with the teachers, the kids. Between themselves? Yeah, one of the kids told it when her heart stops, she dies, which is not ideal. Oh no, yeah, yeah, because you keep thinking about your heart. Because it is true. You can't, you can't deny it.

She's also got really into the Queen. Has she? Yeah. Isn't that weird? It's because what they talk about is Scott. They must be talking about the Jubilee and all that. I think there was a Pepper Pig where they go and meet the Queen that she watched. Oh well, mate, if she likes Pepper Pig and the Queen, that little, that. You go past Buckingham Palace. Yeah, well I said we could go and look at Bucking Palace. She said, can I meet the Queen? I wanted to go, well, not really. But then she was looking on my phone at pictures of the Queen, right? Why have you got photos of the Queen? No, she was like, can I see pictures of the Queen? She was like, can't I see pictures of Google Image Search, and she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, th and she's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, thus, thus, but thus, but thu, but thus, but thus, but thian, but thian, but thereen, but th. But, but th. But, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, she was th and she was there, there, theree, she was theree, she was then, then she was then she was looking thin, thereea, theree. But thi was looking thi was looking theree? And it was one of those photos. It obviously from some kind of conspiracy David Ike website and it was like

made to look like the Queen was a lizard. It was absolutely awful. I imagine obviously you're just gonna you're not into like lizard conspiracy theories but imagine if you were that's your time where you go well I didn't know when I needed to tell you but there's a lot of lizards run in this place. She's Queen Liz, Queen Lizard. Oh, is that why she's called Queen Lundan, the connection? Exactly, come on open your eyes people. What the shit out your eyes and look at the stars. Oh my god.

Of course she's called Elizabeth. They're all lizards. Oh, of course she's a bloody lizard. There we go. Better than a nonce. Better to be a lizard than a nonce. Exactly, and we're not, that's a general point. It's not about anyone in particular. Yeah, that's not pointed to anyone. I'm just saying in general, it's better to be a lizard, correct, Amondo.

I mean, I'll always stand to to to to be. It can never be as bad. But yeah, there is one of her as a David-Ike lizard, isn't there? Yeah, so that was an interesting. So it's been quite an intense week, but lizard rulers and death. Yeah, that's just life with kids, I mean it? It's always something going on. Yeah, it's something going on. I tell you what's been going on at the school. I think we should open a things things things things things things things, things, things, things, things, things, tha, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to be, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. It, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. It's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. It's thiiii. It's thi. It's think we should open a thing called weird emails from school as a phoner okay the school my kids go to obviously the older kids go there where yours is still at nursery but we had this email

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Bromley's shopping center after school on Friday. The Glades. Or take part in, they still trying to call it into. No one's having it, it's the Glades. Take part in any events that are being advertised on social media. A dispersal thapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap. A dispers. A dispersion that that that that that that that that that th. A dispersal that th. A dispersal that that th. A dispersal that is th. A th. th. A th. A th. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. to. to. to. to. to. to. toda. toda. today. th. th. A. So. A. So. So. A dispersal zone will be in place in areas surrounding the Glades will fall under section 34 of the antisocial behaviour crime and police in act 2014. And the police officers will be there. That's a bit scary, isn't it? That's pretty intense, isn't it? But my daughter went? She said it was mainly water. You're daughter when? No, jocke it. I told you this? this? was a crime Rob, or was it a crime? I told you this, but I'll just tell it again for the listener,

was walking on the street with my daughter and my wife back from swimming. Yeah. And a car pulled up, drove down the road, totally smashed up, totally smashed up at the front, tires down, so it was like going on the floor like shh-shh-shhh! Yeah, flat. Pulled up next to us and he had a parking ticket in his windscreen wife as well. Yeah. And he said, does it look bad? And I said, yeah, a bit, yeah. And they just drove off. What's that all about? It's edgy edgy-edgy-edgy-edgy's London London London London London London London London for London for London for London for to London for to London for to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th to th th th to th to to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the to to to the to to the to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the th th off. What's that all about? It's edgy, edgy London for you, isn't it? But what's happened? I think there's a lot that's happened. Has he stolen it?

But if you've stolen a car, you don't stop anyone to ask, does it look bad when you're in a fleeing car? No, I don't know. I think he's probably just insane an episode, poor sort. Does it look all right? Yeah, mate, keep going, you're all right. You should, because obviously the car was very low to the ground. About 10 yards after seeing us, he hit a speed bump and it sounded very bad indeed. But that's the thing, what, another thing about edgy east London is, we promised to weigh a pizza pizza, didn't we, week the Ramana against the classic and see what was heavier and what the Pizza Express yeah the Petr Express Romana is two pounds more so we was

trying to see is it the same weight is it the same amount of dough is it the same amount of dough just spread out yeah or is it more dough or is it more topins and what we paying for essentially more dough more toopins or man hours of rolling it out yes and you couldn't do it because the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to toa. toa. toa. toa. the same. toa. toa. Is toa. Is toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. is the same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. t. t. t. t. to. to. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tome. tom even though you live in the what zone to in London? Yeah I'm out of the Pizza Express zone because the nearest Pizza Express would be in probably in Shoreditch would it? And it's too far so you've got nothing. So you had to get poor producer Michael on a Friday night to weigh a pizza for you. Not just one. Two pieces? Two pizzas. And I'm going to say it now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now to say it now to say it now to say it now to say it now to say it now to say it now to the the the to the the to the the the the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the to the the the to the the the the pizzas. And I'm going to say it now Rob, along with the theme of the episode. He's claiming that back. There's no way that's not going through the inland revenue. Right, so have you got the results to put people out of them misery?

Michael? Hello? Hello. Oh Michael, you're going to deliver the results, Michael? Yeah, why not? I would like to say I live about about to to live about to live about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about tha tha that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's not that's not that's not that's that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not going thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's not going that's not going that's not going that's not going that's not going that's not going that's from Josh. So I don't know if this delivery thing stands up. It's bullshit, Michael. He's taking the piss. He's taking the piss out of you. Did this interrupt your Friday evening way in this pizza? Yeah, it did. So I had already ordered dinner and it was that classic thing of both of them turning up

at very similar times and it was too close for me to go down, come back and go down again. So the Pizza Express arrived first and I was there holding two boxes and I also ordered some tyramasu Su because I fancied Tiramasu. And then I just was stood there waiting for about three minutes for the curry the curry to arrive and then the second delivery-dler-upe-up-up on my doorstep with two pizzas and he refused to believe it was me He just thought I was some guy collecting People's take away from this building Did you eat the pizza? No, it's just still in my kitchen. I had one slice because you can't order two pizzas and not have at least one slice, but I ordered I know you're a vegetarian Josh, Josh, but I wanted to order something I would potentially eat, so I ordered the American. And also because I don't, I don't really know how to count melted cheese. I know we had to like count the ingredients. So I mean, how do you want to do this? I've got here's a criteria that I've broken it down into. We've got the price and the increase the increase the increase the increase the increase the increase in price in price in price in price in price in price in price in price in price in price in price in price. Here price. Here price. Here price. Here price. Here's the increase the increase the increase the increase the increase the increase the increase the the the the the the the the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price, here's the price, here's the price, here's the price, here's a the price, here's a the price, here's a the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the price. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the increase in price difference. We've got the weight and then we've got the volume of slices of pepperoni and I've worked out the percentage

difference for each of those. Great. Okay well you just hit us for the facts. So you got the price of both pizzas. So one's classic on dromalia. Yeah the classic. Yeah the classic. We're not even getting paid for this is not an advert by the way. This is just three men. No because we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. they. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. the th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the th. This is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the th. I've the th. I've the the're about to bring them down. It's just how Joe Lice at Exposea. Yeah, people in Peter Express HQ who have sweating buckets listening to this podcast. So price, what are the prices? The classic is 1095. The Romano is 12 pounds 90, which works out a roughly a 15.1% increase in price.

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of rolling out of the dough. Yeah, yeah, exactly, or maybe the, um... Just chuck a couple more slices of pepperone on it, you tight bastards? Yeah, come on. Oh, I suppose it takes extra, extra space up in the pizza oven. But I don't know, I'm not buying it. I'm not buying it. Well, there we go. . the answer, the answer, the answer, the answer, the answer,. That's your answer people. If there's any other

things you want us to look in, um, there's anything else you want Michael to weigh? I'll do it if it falls within my deliverer jurisdiction. Josh will get some sort of fish taco van only works in one square mile of East London. I can I can access Frankie and Benny's. I can access everywhere. Don't worry about me, Harvester, Toby Carvery. Do you think you're going to eat the pizzas, Michael? I got up about half seven this morning. I haven't had any breakfast, so it's been playing on my mind for the last two hours.

That's your lunch. Enjoy it. A lovely reheating pizza. There's nothing like it. Sure it was bought strictly for work purposes, however... Well that's the problem isn't it? Michael what do you want? Do you want to get a tax rebate or do you want to worry about food waste? That's the difficult situation you're in. It's not easy as Chancellor is it Michael? Thanks for doing that Michael. That is an absolute pleasure. Thank you Michael. That is an absolute pleasure. Lovethank you Michael. That's much appreciated. Love that, love the, love the percentages that really helped sort of get it locked in my head. Josh, do you want to do,

I've got a couple of things you may not know about. I can run past you. Oh yeah, go on. Tell me some things I'm going to do some Instagram messages. Okay, if I say the word has the word has I don't know what that is. What, it's a person. I don't know who that is. What, what, one word? What is it, a Brazilian football? No, he's a internet celebrity. He's an 18-year-old. There's no such thing, Rob, not in my world.

He's an 18-year-old man, but he's very small. He's a this guy and he's been like in the UFC ring with Kabeb you know Kabeb. You know Kabeb? No. I'm but he's but he's he's I see him. That guy. I'm gonna say now he's been hanging around with they've been trying to fight other people of similar build in a fair fight and I'm yeah. Yeah he's been t off against someone of a similar build and yeah yeah yeah he's he's people have carbo cut out of this is this is this is that how it works I don't know what it is but what I would say it's very well known yeah so he's sort of an internet still I've got another one as well do you like UFC Robbilly I do I do actually I mean getting into him or the Michael Bissing documentary is a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. I is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is. I the the the the the they. I is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is. Have you seen that as a sports documentary? It's unbelievable. I rented it on like Prime or whatever it was on.

And it's, do you know, he's blind in one eye, but he fudged all the tests so he could fire and he won the world title with only vision in one eye. Oh my word. Fair enough. So I believe he's from Clither to man, Manchester, and like, to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to they, to, the, to, the, to, the, to, the, the, the, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is...... the, is, is. the, is. the, is. the, is. the, is. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. America and he's unbelievable. He's really funny as well, but he bispings documentary is amazing. So yeah, that's got me into even more. Would it be fair to say, if someone tells you they're like UFC, that is a red flag?

Not anymore, I think if you say bare knuckle boxing or cage fighting, that those sort of combat sports now. It's not even rough, it's not rough Rob, it's just boring stoners that tell you that Joe Rogan's got the answers to the world. No, they're not all like that. I mean at the moment there's an amazing British UFC fires, Paddy Pimlip, Molly Meatball McCann. Molly Meatball. She's, the's because she used to work at Subway. That was that name. Fuck off. On my life, yeah.

No. And Molly Meatball McCann used to work at Subway and she's now a UFC fighter? She had a massive knockout. There was a fight in London a few weeks ago. I'm glad that's where the heavyweight champion of the world. One meatball can. Yeah. So has Bullers sort of big in no circles. And next one, cow the dragon? No. He's a tick-to-to-talk star. Oh, come on. Cal the dragon? Yeah. Am I 400 years old? I think so. But then I don't I don't then I don't then I don't then I don't then I don't then I don't then I don't th then I don't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho the the the tho. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm to. I'm soo. I'll. I'll. I'm tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. tog. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'm so. I'm th so, but then I don't know if I'm sort of tragically dragging himself through youth culture that doesn't need or want me. Are you you know when Mr Burns goes to school and goes to pretend he's a school kid is that you a little bit? Yeah, maybe that's it

I need to grow small business shout out. Yes. Boomer parenting, we always like these. Okay, hello, I hope you're both well. My husband and I listen to your podcast all the time and absolutely love it and we'll be coming to watch you both in Manchester next year. Tour tickets are on sale people if you want them. Your podcast have got me through many stressful walks and to get my one-year-old son to nap. He's only just started sleeping through with sleep coaching wowsers. Oh my word. Anyway, I wanted to share a boom of parenting story. When I was five,

we went on a family holiday to Florida. Oh, this is a convene. Here we stayed in a... We regretted the flight. There was a man next to us who wouldn't take the baby for even ten minutes. It was unacceptable. to the baby. to to to to the baby. to the baby. the baby. the baby. the baby. to the baby. to the baby. the baby. to the baby. the baby. the baby. to to the baby. to the baby. to to tooomber. tooombernipha. to to to tooombernipha. to to tooombunn. to to tooombant to to to their their their their to their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their there was a thunderstorm and I knew that water attracts the lightning and was convinced that lightning would strike out Paul. My dad decided to get in the pool at this point and I was screaming and crying and I was screaming and crying and I was screaming and crying and I was crying and cried and cried, to be the pregaumatized for life. Anyway, I love the podcast, thanks to keeping me saying Katie. That is incredible. I've got a boomer parenting story from my mom. Oh yeah. So she used to tell me and my brother's if you smoked you died. What? So that's smoking, if youtrue. Like you must have seen loads of people smoking. Well no not really so this is what happened so my mom no one really smoked when my

brother was little anyway I think this is when you could still smoke on the bus like this is years ago and he just thought if you smoked you died just like you know not like you know you die over time and it's not good for your you're instantly dead so she told him and he was about five or six and I was on the bus and someone lit up a cigarette and he just went Oh my god. And then she was like trying to calm him down but he was just obsessed with look because he was basically just watching them drag going right when are they going to kill over? Oh my god. Exactly. And then they got to get off the bus before they saw it happens. We just assumed it like further down the road they. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. their. their. their. their. they. their. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're. they're. they get off the bus before they saw it happen. So we just assumed it like further down the road, they just keeled over. Why did he think they'd gone for the cigarette? Quite a big decision that, isn't it? The traffic's not that bad.

Yeah, bloody out. Come on, mate. He's on there like that I used to to the trathe train look at me now. Come on, mate, you get back there. Isn't that mad that people used to smoke on a bus? I know, imagine it now. It's not fucking insane. Just to feel just, it's, like that thing of when you come home from a night out, your whole wardrobe would stink. There'll be a big pile of clothes, it's a tanker. Imagine. You're on a bus now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now the bus now the bus now the bus now th. would be going, this is insane behaviour, this is unacceptable behaviour.

Well then I've got another Boomer one and then we'll do another thing that's not Boomer, but it's so good these. Dear Robin Josh, thanks so much for bringing us laughter. I listen to, sorry, don't do the compliments me. Dear Robin Josh, I live near Heathrow but grew up on hail on a, I, I, I, the, She was the best but brutal with something she said and did. I think it's always difficult to call someone the best when the next sentence is brutal. You know what I mean? I'll never forget the day I was at my Nan's house and she was taking me to the shops to get her shopping. We got in the car and we're driving to the shops when it started pouring in the rain in in in in in the the the the to the to to the to the the the the to the the the the the the the the their. I. I. I. I was the the the the the the the the their. I was. I was the their. I was driving. I was the their. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was the the the the the the the the their. I was the their. I was the the the the the the their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th thea. I was thea. I was thea. I was thea. I was thea. I was th thea. I was th thea. I was the the the th're driving to the shops when it started pouring with rain and my Nan reached back and gave me a feather duster and kitchen roll. I looked at a puzzle, she said, the window wipers haven't been working and I need you to lean out of the sunroof with

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time that I woke up all blurry die at stupid o'clock in a slight panic having suddenly remembered the two fairy hadn't paid a visit to my six-year-old daughter. In my sleepy stay I grabbed what I thought was a pound coin from the to' to' the the to top the to to to to to to the to toe from the the too' the the too' the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too' the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their the their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their toy. I I was. I was. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. to'n. to'n. to'n'n'n'u. to'n'n'n'n'n'n'u. I'm just just. I'm just just. I'm just. I's room. I couldn't find the tooth but thought, fuck it, and left the pound. I left the pound. Anyway, settling back into my bed relieved with the near miss, the next morning, my daughter woke up horrified, demanding to know what it was that had been left. It turned out that I'd picked up a teco trolley token instead of a pound coin with a phrase every every every every every every the phrase the phrase the phrase the phrase the phrase the phrase the phrase the phrase the phrase the phrase the phrase the phrase the phrase. Every little help is inscribed on it. Disgusted, my daughter proceeded to write a note that read, Dear Two Fairy, you did not take my tooth

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