Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP26: Mickey Mouse (The Disney World Special)

Episode Date: April 29, 2022

S04 EP26: Mickey Mouse (The Disney World Special) More (mis) adventures in parenting and beyond from Rob and Josh...Enjoy. Rate and Review. BIG NEWS.... we're writing a book! ⭐ All the stories we can’t tell on the podcast – in depth.⭐ What it’s like to raise a stiff neck and a loose neck – straight from the horse’s mouth (our parents)⭐ And.. the BIGGEST REQUEST WE’VE EVER HAD FOR THE PODCAST… Hearing from our wives, Rose & Lou. They’ve got a chapter each and YOU can submit your burning questions to them... [e-mail]'s it really like to be a parent? And how come no one ever warned Rob or Josh of the sheer mind-bending, world-altering, sleep-depriving, sick-covering, tear-inducing, snot-wiping, bore-inspiring, 4am-relationship-straining brutality of it all? And if they did, why can't they remember it (or remember anything else, for that matter)?And just when they thought it couldn't get any harder, why didn't anyone warn them about the slices of unmatched euphoric joy and pride that occasionally come piercing through, drenching you in unbridled happiness in much the same way a badly burped baby drenches you in milk-sick?Join Josh and Rob as they share the challenges and madness of their parenting journeys with lashings of empathy and extra helpings of laughs. Filled with all the things they never tell you at antenatal classes, Parenting Hell is a beguiling mixture of humour, rumination and conversation for prospective parents, new parents, old parents and never-to-be parents alike.Find out everything you need to know, including how you could win a pair of tickets to the Parenting Hell LIVE tour & an overnight stay in London here: https://www.bit.ly/ParentingHellBookIf you want to get in touch with the show here's how:EMAIL: [e-mail]: @parenting_hellINSTAGRAM: @parentinghellMAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and member terms apply. Hello I'm Rob Beckett and I'm Josh Willickham. Welcome to Parent in Hell the show in which Josh and I discuss what is really like to be a parent which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe.

Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing. Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hill with Josh Widdickton. Say Rob Beckett. Say Rob Beckett. Say my name is Oliver. My name is Ava. And how old are you? Three. Well done. Who's that? I think the three rog speaks better than the mom. This is Oliver. Too harsh? They are from. Where are they from Rob? Oh, I that Ithere was an accent there, if I won't have had attention, I feel guilty for taking the piss out of the mom. I don't think

I would certainly wouldn't, I would certainly wouldn't have got it. It's Birmingham. Me and my husband have loved the podcast since the start and also your voices are great for getting my son to sleep in the car. You work every time. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who th th th th th th th th th th th th. Oh, th. Oh, tho, tho, tho, thi. Oh, thi, tho, the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I to to to to to to te teat. I teat. I'm teat. I'm teat. I'm teat. I'm teat. I'm to that, I that, I that, I that, who's this? Who's this? Who's this, chippie idiot? All of it doesn't get banter, does he? Doesn't understand the cut and thrust of parenting banter. Well, I find it very difficult to fall asleep when I'm laughing. I'm literally L-O-Ling. Yeah, you can't laugh yourself to sleep, can you? I'm roll off in. When you're rolling on the floor laughing, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th, it, it, it, it, it, it, tha, thu. thrusted, thrusted, thrusted, thrusted thrusts thrusts thrusts thrusts thrusts thrusts thrusts thrusts thrusts, thrusts, thrusts, thrust, thrustthat's a problem for, presumably Lou has this problem. I mean you're so funny she struggles to sleep sometimes, right? Yeah, yeah sure yeah, she's up all night. Just like, mate, just like, Rob, just chill man. I'm not, I can't

it's more of a curse than anything. I can't turn off the tap. The tap keeps running, I can't help. You just either get a cup or don't. The tap will be here. Someone find the bloody stopcock because they're sorry. I feel but I think she, was that lady, I think like that lady was doing sort of a child voice wasn't she? Now say you know to her. I wasn't really listening to her, sorry. She sounds a bit like Jess Phillips. The MP, she's from Birmingham. Yeah, she's got Jess Phillips accent. Saig Josh, she does, yeah. That's a joke.

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I did something awful earlier. I said, Lou, um, Lou, uh, Lou, wett, Lou went to the toilet and the dog was whining, and I went, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. She's just, th. She's just, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, th. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, she's the th. She's thin, she's th. She's just, she's just, she's just, she's just to the thin, she's just to the to the to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. dog. Oh God, yeah that's a low moment in your life. Sorry, I've come in charged. I've had a stressful morning. I've been building a shoarack. It's a complete piece of shit. You've been building what? A shoe rack? I've got a shoe rack. One of them ones where you literally just typically

typically their day. And then in your head you've just done a to-do list within seconds because you're wading through shoes in the hallway that the dogs try to use. And is it like bits of wood that you have to slot together? Bits of wood mate. It's paper and plastic. Honestly, it's like loads of plastic, I feel like they had someone ordered plastic sort of things, hinges, and then it's like a weird bit of plastic paper that you put it on. It's awful. And they haven't sent me enough for the little straw thing, so it's half-sized. But I bet it's one of them things when you, they show you the bottom it says, this is a depiction of two sets put together. And you know, you just give me to those plastic straws, you bastard.

I once had to put, I once bought a wine rack in a similar situation. And it was, I just, I just had to write it off in the end. A wine rack. You need a sturdy, what I'd say of a shoe rack is the shoes are quite heavy and if they fall off it's not the end of the world but a wine rack you've got you can't do that steak there's a lot of steak what are you got a lot of steak Rob yeah quite a few have you got wine in your cellar no we've got it in the shed but you've got a cellar we have got a cellar? We could have a wine cellar, we've got a cellar and we've got wine, but never the twain shall meet really.

Why have you put it in the shed though? Because there's not as much room in the cellar. We only be putting it in the... How big you're fucking shed? No, there's other stuff in the cellar. There's a washing machine. There is a the tha is a tum is a tum is a tum is a tum is a tum. tum. tha. tum. tum. tha. tha. tum. tha. tha. tha. thua. thua. thua. thua. thua. thuan. thua. thua. the thuan. thuan. thuan. thuan. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. ta. ta. thaua. thaa. thaa. thaua. tha. thea. tha. thea. tha. I still yet to buy the new one. That's on my list. It's always next on my to-do list is get the tumble dryer. Right, okay, fair enough. Well, let's stop, let's get it off Amazon, the first option.

No, no, I'm building it out of plastic straws. Yeah. Now, Rob. Yes, Rob. a bit charged because we've promised people this is a big day, isn't it? Oh, we're interviewing Mickey Mouse. It's the Disney episode. We're interviewing, this is the Disney episode, Rob. Before we do the Disney episode, Rob, can I just say, the phone lines are open? Yes, the book, we're doing the Parenting Hell book and you can now, we've got an email, so any questions that you've got for Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, the, the, the, the, the, thia, thia, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Before, th. Before, th. Before, th. Before, th. Before, th. Before, th. Before, th. Before, th. th. Before, th. th. Before, th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, thi, thi, to, thi, to, thi, to, thrown, to, thee, thi. thee, thee, thi. thi. thi. thi. Before, thi. Before, thi. did Rose take your surname? Wow that's about up in the air really. She kind of did but then she just never got did the paperwork so she's still handsome. Oh okay so Rose, anyway just Rob, Lou and Rose.

If you want to email any questions for Lou and Rose, put your name and age and where you're from in the email and then that may get into the book and they'll answer those questions and also questions for the questions for the questions for the questions for to to their. their. to. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, tho, tho, tho, to, tho, their, tho, to, to, too, too, too, too, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, tho, their, their, tho, tho, thoo, thoooooomoomorrow, tho, thooooooo, the.e. thooo, their, their, the book and they'll answer those questions and also questions for our parents. Well, if we get some good ones, then we'll read some out on the podcast to kind of wet people's appetite. Oh yeah, get them wet mate, come on. Let's wet that appetite. By the way, the book is available for pre-order now, if you want to get signed copies, then the link the to-the-de. the the the the th link is th. tho' th. tho' tho' tho' tho' thin thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe, too, too, too, tooge. tooge. toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to woge. Yeah, to wo'nip. So. So, toe, toe, toe. So. So. So. So. So, toe. Soe. Soe. Sorerererererererererererererererereanananananan's toe. Yeah. Yeah. ttthae. too'n'n'n'n'te. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. toe. toe. toe. toe. as follows. Why do you think I'm talking so slowly, Rob? You haven't got it in front of you? Can't find it. What WhatsApp group is it in? What what's up group is it in? What's that group is it in? What are this WhatsApp group? Because Flo sorted it out? Oh, she's cutting me out, Rob? Have I've seen? their tap group? thirty me out? Okay, I see. I imagine she's th. You th. You th. th th th th th th th th you you th you. You've th th you've th you've th you th you you you th you haven't. You've th th th th you haven't th you. You haven't you. You haven't th you haven't you. You haven't you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You you. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin. You haven't th th thin. You haven't th thin. You haven't th that that that that that that that that that that that that What are I not in this WhatsApp group? Because Flo sorted it out. Oh, she's cutting me out, is she?

Okay, I see. I imagine she's got a similar WhatsApp group with her and Romish about CBBs that got created a few years before your one about CBBs. Oh, this is unacceptable. I love doing this, because you're scared of flow. And because Flo isn't isn't my manager. I. to. to. to. to, I. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I'm thi. I'm tha. I'm tha. I'm tha. tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, I'mathen you get it in the end. I'm not scared of her. Do you know what Rob? Do you know what I think about agents? They work for you? Oh, okay? Wow. I sort of see as a collaboration of two people working hard together to achieve a goal, but sure if you feel like they're beneath you and they're like servants. I don't feel like they're believe they believe. Well just another member of staffer a a a the the their their their their their their their their their their their their th of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of staff of a member of a member of staff of staff of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member of a member their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th th. they're th. th. th. th. thi thi. the. thean thean thean thean they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they for you? Do you know what? I see everyone as a member of staff for. I wouldn't normally indulge in this banter but I'm desperately

trying to fill the spot while I can't, well I can't, I'm going to really panic after this when you work out well how mean you've been about flow. I know she listens. I've got the email here it is Parenting hell Hale Book at Bonnier Books.co.uk. B-O-N-N-I-E-R books.co. It is in the show description. Whatever you want to hear about us or about Louram Rose or about our parents or about us as children. Email in those questions. I look forward. I don't look forward to it, Rob. I'm nervous about it, aren't you? I think it's going to be great. I think it'll be really good for our relationships. Yeah.

Right, so, do you want to hear about Disney? Okay, so this is quite difficult. I've got a lot of notes here and some of the stuff I forgot happened, which would be quite interesting. Well, I think the way you should do it, Rob, Rob Rob Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, th. thso, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thin, the way, thin, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, thin, thin, th. th. thin, think the way you should do it Rob is literally read out the headline notes and then tell us the story. Right, okay here I've got ride on or pull along bags for kids. Fuck off in capitals. I've got written down. Because basically this happened before. Don't get trunkies for kids. They don't use them to scoot along.

Don't get wheelcases for kids. They never wheeled them along. All that happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens happens thapapapapapapapapapapapapapap their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their bags. their their their bags. their their bags. their their bags. their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tha. tha. tha. the. thea. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. to. thea. thea. the happens is you are carrying bigger bags. What I would say is if you're allowed to hand luggage on the plane, get a wheelie case that fits in and what I did put two little backpacks in there with your kid's stuff and in that way you could just wheel it along. Because all that happened was me carrying these fucking wheelie little light up bags that are too low to pull along and then what happens is you're carrying them bags and then the kids won't carrying. So now you've got two children on you and two bags. Do you know what, Rob? Do you know what you should stop being their prison bitch, Rob? I know, exactly, I was their prison bitch, and I carried their bags. I never thought, I'd say that to you, Rob, the tables have turned. I was their prison bitch, Rob, their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Do, th. Do, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you should. Do, you know, you know, you're to to to to to to to to to to th. Do, you should th. Do, you should th. Do. Do, you should th. Do. Do. Do, you should. Do. Do. Do, you should. Do. Do. Do. Do. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You should. You should. You should. You th. You know, you should th. You know, th. You know, th. You should th. You should th. You know, their th. You should th. You know, th. You know, th. You should th everyone goes call it's a lot of walking isn't it around Disney and go yeah but you're not

carrying two kids and all the fucking bags are you? You're big sweating pasty bastards. What are the what are the other tourists like Robert they? Is it? the people like exasperated? Like is there a lot of people struggling? So what I'd say is it was like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the best like the the the their their like their their their their their their th. their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to to be. to be. to to be. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their. their. th. th. th. th. the. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. to. to. to. but it basically I'm going to give you loads of tips or make your time there better right you know and learn from my mistakes however what I would say is no matter what you do get your mindset right before you go in because none of these tips will work what are you you're not invading NARM I mean no that would be easier you wouldn't have a trunkie for a start. But like, it's so, like, it's so hot, right?

One of the things is so hot, right, walking around, which all instantly makes you stress. I can't deal with it. Are you good in the heat? You don't look like someone who'd be good in the heat, Rob? Well, I'm okay in the heat. I'm not as bad as you, I don't think you'd really struggle. There were, you know, there was some like blonde and ginger kids there that look like they just, it was too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just really, you know, them sort of really pale, sort of English rose type complexions and I just, they just look, they just look, they look so hot. But then it's so stressful and hot, and they they they they they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just just just just, they just just just just just just, they just just just, they just just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they're just, they just, they're just, they just, theything is, the amount of times during a day at Disney, I would go, I've got to leave. This is, I can't do this anybody. This is too much.

But then something would happen and it would literally be one of the greatest core memories you've ever had. And you think, I can't believe that's happened considering how I felt about an hour ago. It's that most amazing experience ever. But you are tense with your partner because of the jet lag. So what I'd say, the first few days, because you want to get in the parks early. Oh, talk me through the jet lag, Rob. Talk me through your sleeping patterns when you arrive in the sunshine state.

Well, basically, you get on the plane at daytime, and it's not a bad daytime flight if the kids got iPads. Just give them iPads. I was getting well snappy with Lou, right? This is, we landed at Orlando Airport, right? And you land at about four, about three, four o'clock, but you think it's like nine, 10 o'clock. It's five hour difference, right? So you think it's about 10 p.m. So when you first land, you don't mind, you don't, you don't, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to land, to to land, to to land, to to land at it at it, at it, at it, at to land at it at to land at a to to to to to to to to to to told at told at a told at a told at a told at a told at a told at told at at a told at a. At at a. At at a. At, at a. At, at a. At, at a. At, at a. At, at a. At, at a. the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tolad. tol. tol. tol. tol. tol. tol. to. to. trying to get the luggage, I'm already carrying the kids' little bags. I've got my own massive nerd backpack that's got everyone else's stuff in.

I'm being really weighed down it. Oh, how's the nerd? The nerd backpack I wore every day and it was absolutely first class, couldn't have recommended it any higher. It is essential. Do you know what, Rob? kind of the looks of an object to make it completely functional. It is better. Oh mate, so is a better object. My bag was too heavy to hold in one hand, like pick off the ground and loads of people go, my mate Steve went, he's a proper

selfie's under geyser, literally went out, all he had was his phone and notes, no wallet, no bag, just old school. Like a dad from the 70s. Just What a note, just his phone right never took a bag but they did have the buggy so they did use the undercarriage of the buggy I do find it quite annoying with people with buggies being a bit snobby towards people with backpacks you go yeah that's fine you don't realize how much you're putting underneath that bug when you're all strapped up properly, you can carry loads. It's great. I bet it's sweaty under that backpack. My back was a war zone. The first, right, so the

first day, it was so hot and sweaty that I had a rash over my entire face that got to a point that was so bad I thought I might need to find Doc McStuffins was knocking about Hollywood Studios. I thought I might check it with a... So anyway, so we're at the wet luggage bit and Lou goes to me, our bags are the one with a Mickey Mouse luggage tag on it. I went, oh yeah, that'll fucking help, every other fucker is. Every bag's got a Mickey Mouse on it or at Disney. That's not helped at at all. But I apologize because you do just get very snappy of each other and Lou is very bad at jet lag, like she cannot deal with it. When he came home she was being really snappy to me and I went, oh I forgot, we was in the passport

cue when we landed. Oh, sorry I forgot I get a new wife when we come back from America like that a bit of fun and then people in the queue heard and laughed oh no oh no no they did not like that and Lou turned to me and she looked at me dead in the eyes she went I am not jet lag I do not and then she turned around to the to the passport control bloke and he went where have you come from today and she went to him I don't know it was all she was so stressed it was awful bad which way is the jet lag worse it's worse it's worse on the way back I think because what happens is you're really tired and then you knock it all all day and then you get its weird surge of energy around 9 10 o'clock Because you think it's like five o'clock in the evening

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one day I walked 23,000 steps Robb I know it feels like you've done a charity walk yeah Yeah no it's basically what it is. Is this fun? Is this fun? Between me and you, between me and you, Rob, was there points when you thought I could be on a sun lounger? Yeah, but there was, the next day. Oh, okay. So that's what you're, so you do your park, and then the next day it is literally, we do nothing now and because you did so much today before you can really literally just do nothing and not feel bad. Yeah yeah because two weeks by a pool's boring isn't it? I haven't experienced that in five years. So two weeks by the pool is all I'm dreaming of at the moment. Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah. It's not the place for vegetarian, is it? No, I was actually thinking about you and Romish when I was there. I was like, I don't know what they'd do. Because you could have a cheese pizza. Romish wouldn't be able to, it just about chips. But then they do like loaded chips with like chili concarnie on it. So that was good actually, that was actually really nice food at the Trex place. I tell tell tell tel tel tel tel th th th the th th th the the the tha the the tha the tha the the tha tha. tha. tha. th. than, th. thoom. tho. thattau. that, that, I that, I tho, I tho, I tho-a, I they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, I they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they're, I they're they're they're th. I'd th. I'd tho. I'm, I'm, I'm to to too. I'm toda. today. today. today. today. today. today. toe. theree. thereea. I'd they're thereex place. I tell you one thing you should avoid. We went on the, we went, and this is at Universal, went on a Spider-Man ride. And it absolutely scared the shit out of my kids. Did it? It was horrific. It was like a simul- like, my kids don't like simulators. They're like the roller co was so much better for young kids.

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the heat is the heat is it's so hot I'd recommend clothing completely naked and factor 50 there's there's no item of clothing that will stop you sweating. Imagine being in the Donald Duck outfit. Whoa, what do you mean? What do you mean outfit? What do you mean, Donald Duck's blue top? Yeah, I mean it's blue top. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I just got a bit confused. I didn't really know what you was saying. No, no, of course, yeah.

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like buzz light you on a parade or something or there's like a big thing. they they they. B. I'm a big like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the., right, honestly, and was on our way out and there was hardly any cue and they met Pluto, Doc McStuffins, Vampirena and Fancy, within about six minutes and their heads nearly exploded with excitement of just like, oh my, because they're like a bit of Disney Junior, that's good, the Disney Junior show at Hollywood Studios is really good because it's sort of a little bit of a disco and it's, loads of people in there and it's air conditioned and it's cool and they bring out loads of people. Oh here we go now we're cutting to now we're cutting to the reason you liked it. Well yeah what I would say is plan a lot around. Middle of the day you want to be in somewhere air conditioned. The frozen shows brilliant it's about half an hour long and it's a to sing along. and it's a sing along, they come out and sing that, and it's really funny as well. The Muppets at Hollywood Studios, that's good, that's air conditioned.

And some places, look like I've got a massive cue, but they can get in about 500 people. The Muppet show is in like a proper purpose-built the the theater, and it's like a 3D show, that's air conditioned. But the you're chilled in the head. Unless you're chilled in the head. You've got to get your red right before you go in. Did you see people losing their shit? Oh yeah, there was like, there was this like little funfair game as you walk around the park. This was like on the boardwalk, which is sort of near one of the hotels. And it was like a throat, it was like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a their, a their, a their, a th, a th, a th, a th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a their, a their, a their, a their, a they, a they, a they, a thi, a thi, a thr, a thr, a thr, a thr, a thr, a thr, a. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi and whoever wins gets a toy. And they're like, so I'm there with my mate Steve and he's got his kid and I've got my two kids and it's like, it's about $5.

I'm like, I don't need to be paying for this. But they really want to do it. And then so like the lady, and like the big teddy or you can get like five little teddies? I was like perfect because one of us will win then we walk away with a teddy because that's a problem if you don't walk away with a teddy as we've heard with a basketball game it's it's a nightmare so we're doing it. And then so then obviously the other lady came I'm just doing these first. She would, well, that's ridiculous. And I was like, so you're not letting my daughter play with you? And I just said to her, I'm really sorry, but I've got no idea what's going on here. I've just come over it.

I don't want to be here either, but I've come over here because the kids want to play this game. with a prize and she was ridiculous, what's going on it? And I was just like, she was so angry at me and I was just like, I just don't, this is a bit like you at the gym. This isn't about the game is it? You're hot and you're tired and you're jet-lapped. She'll probably let you play after and you can win anyway, but it was just like a few people losing their head, but no different to anything else. So would you go back? Yes, we want to go back, we're looking to go back, not maybe you're in a couple years'

time, but I keep feeling like, because it's expensive, but also you run the risk of when they get too old for it, you don't want to be going there and they're like teenagers, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, to, to, they, to, they, they, they, they, they, the, the, the, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, to, to, to, to, to, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tap, tap, tap, tap, we're, we're, tap, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, tap go, yeah whatever, you know what I mean? Yeah, of course. When I go back though I think I would do a villa and a car because we were in the hotel and I love the hotel that it was great because you're close to everything but you can't get about and go and do other things because it does get a bit Disney after a while, do you know what I mean? It does sound like, if you're not that into Disney Disney, if you're not into that's, that's, that's, that's, that, th and I, th and I, I's, th and I's, I's, and I's, and I's, and I's, and I's, and I's, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm th and I'm thi, and I'm thin, and I'm thi, and I'm th. And I'm th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I that, and I that, and I that, and I that, and I th. and I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they, and I they, and I they, and I they, and I they, and I they, and I th. that, and I that, th th that, that, that, that, that, that, and I that, and that, and that, and I that, and I that, and I they and I that, but I'm into the Lou loves Disney. I love Disney. But it was like, you ring up for some towels and like, sorry, all our cast members are busy sprinkling Pixie Dust to make your stay better. I'm like, well, fuck the Pixie Dust. I want a towel. I want a towel.

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and I'm like elbowed them and then in the one of the nights basically they were so tied and jet lag and they drunk so much water because they were the the theyr they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they they they they were they they they they they they they their their their their their their their their they so so so so so so so their their their their their their their their their their their they were they were they were they were they were they were and then they pissed the bed and I was like what is this? Oh my god Rob this is what we're here for keep keep give me this. So I'm just laying there and then I just like oh that's a bit wet and a bit warm and I just realize it's piss and it's 4 a.m and I'll get her and I'll get her up and I'll get her up and I'll take her pajamas off and I tak their give their give their give their give their give their give their give their give their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their a their a their their their their a their a their a to give to give to give her a to give to give her their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tie- tiems tiems tiems tiems tiems. tea- tiems. te. te. te. te. te. the the the the the stood up asleep like a fucking horse and I'm trying to get all the bedding off. And then I just slept, because there's no other bedding is there in a hotel till the morning. And then I'm just like, oh, this is not how I dreamt it.

But that's life, isn't it? It's the height and'll never forget, Rob. Well I know, and that's the thing though, that those moments of like the girls seeing things and the parade, like, if you go to the parade, where something from people in that parade, so my daughter had an Incredibles top on and then like one of the Incredibles Walk past. They go up, they're pointing and thumbs up. their, like, it, their, their, their, like, their, their, their, th, th, like, th, like, th, like, like, th, th, th, like, their, th, their, their, their, their, their, thi, th, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Those, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, and tho, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thoooooooooooooooooooooooo, and, tho, the things. It's just done so well that the kids. They believe it's Mickey. They're like they're in a film. It's like yeah. And everything's all the scenery and stuff like that. Like you say when you're in Hollywood studio it's honestly I'm not into Star Wars but when you're walking through the Star Wars bit it was so, I'm theymeat. I'm in Star Wars. It's like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in a. I'm in a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the film. I'm in a the film. I'm in. I'm in the drinks of Star Wars themed and the same as when you're in the Toy Story Land and all stuff like that, you properly feel.

And like Epcot's fun, I'm well, Epcot's quite good for a walk around. Epcot's like the older one and it's got some really cool rides in it, but it's also like it has different worlds. So you go through like England. Yeah. And then they've got like, the to talk, to talk, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the depiction, to the depiction, the depiction, the depiction, the depiction, to to the depiction, the depiction, told, told, told, told, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's quite, that's quite, that's quite, that's quite, that's quite, that's quite, that's quite, that's quite, that's that's told. I's told. Capapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapk, that's, that's that's that's the that's their.. I's their that's their that's quite, their their that's quite their that's quite thopkotroth., that's quite that's quite that's quite that's quite that's quite that's quite that's quite that's quite that's quite that's quite lot like England, but everything's a little bit smaller. They've got Mary Poppins there, and then they've got like, the food for England wasn't very, they did snake bite. What? A pint of snake bite, but then we've not drunk snakebite for years.

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the beginning was difficult with the kids because they sort of argued a little bit but that was just jet lag it was more like because they were just three of them and then the baby it was a bit like I want to sit next to to the. I want to sit next to him so I want to sit next next next next next next next next next next next I want to I want to sit next I want to sit next I want to I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was a to to sit next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next I was a to sit next I was I was a to sit next next next next next I was a to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ttoo I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I want fighting over being next to him or they wanted to be next to the baby. So it was a bit of that at the start but then that sort of calm down. But that was good but yeah two weeks a long time but then what I tell you is if you got a car if you get a high car you can nip out to different places because Lou went to Target twice. Target's good fun. It's like a massive shop that's got, I've got a really funny photo actually of me. We went to Target.

It just does like food, I mean it also does clothes and toys and stuff. We went and bought loads of bottled water for the room, some crisps and snacks, stuff that they'd eat because they're not really if they're not into chicken tenders or pizza you're struggling with the kids. I genuinely cannot eat another chicken tender. What is a chicken tender? It's like a long nugget. Right a long nugget. It looks a bit like a you know like a KFC chicken strip. Right okay yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. Let me try and send you this photo over. And where in Florida is it? Like, you're in Orlando, right? So do you get to enjoy Orlando?

Is Orlando good? Yes, so, like I say, that's why, because we, that's the first time we've ever been. So we were like, right, and we hammered the parks, right? Absolutely nailed it. But when we went back, I don't thinkators and go on like the Everglades. You can go to outlets where you can get like loads of cheap designer clothes. They're Ralph Floren. I bought loads of Ralph and track suits out there, yeah.

Are the same price in dollars as pounds so that you already getting a bit of an exchange rate and on the top of that, it's out there. You get like 40% off. You're wearing Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph??? suits. Yeah, who are you? That's who I am there. Is this who you are now? Well, I've always worn them, but they've never been real. They've always been fake ones. This is our hall that we got from Target, right? Look at this. I'll put it on Instagram, but I'll block the girls' faces out. Look at that, right? So I've got some like French stick, a buggy. So those buggies at the Disney Resort of $40, if you go to Target, they're $20.

Look what's in that bag, look what magazine I bought. A magazine about murderers? Yep. America's Most Terrifying Killers. Yeah. But it looks so, it looks so dodgy just sticking through that paper, that plastic bag bag didn't it? Did you feel I really want to eat a vegetable when you got home? Oh yes I did a I made a roast dinner as soon as I got back because they do

salad but I don't really do veg. If they do veg it's got cheese on it normally. Right yeah yeah. What is Orlando like as a city? It's mental it's it's busy so I went to watch a basketball when I was there. Yeah. You can do that. That's good. There's also Orlando football club. That's about half an hour from Disney, but then there's loads like beautiful coast as well if you want to go and see NASA as well if you want to a tooble to the tourist. You can go and see NASA as well if you of British tourists which is absolutely fine. I would say my face from the beginning the holiday to the end a very different selfie so I'd apologize to anyone that asked for a selfie on the last day when I was at the outland 35 degrees because I just wasn't angry with you. I was just angry at life and what happens is you do the photo. What happens is you do the photo the photo the photo the photo? the photo the photo? the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. the photo. th. th. the photo. the photo. to to to to to to to to the to to the to the the to to the the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. th. tod. today. today. today. to. to. to. to. to. today.try and explain who you are. Which actually takes longer than the photo. I was once in

Barcelona and someone got a selfie with me. The waiter came over and asked who the other person was because they presumed they must be the famous person and that I'd asked for the selfie. What did you say? Did you just make up a name? Yeah, I said that's the guitarist from Maximo Park. No, I don't know. I can't remember what I said. I just kind of bashfully explained, he wasn't aware of Mott the Week, Rob.

Quite frankly, that's a shame. Oh, I'll tell you my lowest point, if you want. That's how I liked it. It was actually the day we was coming back. I don't know if I mentioned it. Well, the checking was a nightmare. We spoke about BA, but basically I have no checking staff at Orlando Airport. So if you get there four hours before, the airport. So if you get there, four hours before, you to queue up. But I would recommend thrown that, because that, because that, because, because, because, because, because, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was. And, was. And, was. And, was. And, was. And, was. And, was. And, was. And,took about an hour and then it took about an hour to get through security. I'm stood up.

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for these two food outlets. Since arriving at the airport, I'd been stood up with a backpack. Three and a half, that's the whole of Titanic. Seven episodes of East Enders stood up. So, and I'm hot and I'm sweating, we're running out of time now, so I just get the food. And I grab the drinks, they don't make the drinks, you grab them from the side. So I'll grab of perched on this little edge of a table like that, throw my bags down, give all the nuggets out, give all the nuggets out, give them their drinks, I haven't picked up apple juices, I've picked up tea, ice tea, it's the same color,

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If you can get a cheap double buggy in this country and chuck it in like the undercarriage of the plane, do it because it's expensive to hire double buggies there and you will get nothing done if you expect a six-year-old to walk because they won't. Even if your kids 10 and 12 stick them in a buggy. There's no shame there. Rob, have you heard of Thought Park? It's just down the road. Honestly, I've never seen joy in my kids' eyes like I did at Disney. It's just different level and it's hard to explain. thap and it's thia. thage. thage. thage. It's thage. It's just th. It's just different thian. It's just different thian. It's just different thi. It's just different thi. It's just different thi. It's just different thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's just different thi. It's thi. It's to thi. It's to thi. It's thi. It's just thi. It's just thi. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just to to to thi. It's just thi. thi. thi. to thi. thi. thi. to thi thi thi to to to thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. to explain. What I would say is whatever you planned to spend, quadruple it. It is not cheap. Honestly, I've never, I've never, it was like Bruce's millions. I couldn't believe

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If anything, you've captured it perfectly, Rob. This is a perfect snapshot of the holiday from both heaven and hell at the same time. Oh, when you, if you go you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's th. that's the. the. that's the. the. that's the. the. the. the. the. the. that's the. the. the. the hell at the same time. Oh, when you, if you go to Universal, when you come out Universal, make sure you've pre-booked somewhere for dinner after because it is literally like the end of, take that concert at Wembley. It is so busy. But it's so much, if you have, I will, maybe, do it little feature, if you have any questions about going and you want advice, email them in and I'll do.. that because I feel like I've just sort of purged at you But um hopefully that was a quite a good update But any other questions send them in and we can help there we go Rob you've done a service for the nation I thoroughly enjoyed it. I genuinely feel a bit drained. Yeah, it was I saw I felt when I felt when I come home

How did when you got home to the UK? Did you feel refreshed? Absolutely not. I'd felt like I'd been on a journey. I'd felt like I'd just, I'd feel like I'd won Big Brother. I'd won the jungle. But, well, I'd say, Baintips, I would go straight to one of the Disney hotels and stay on Disney for about three or four days. It's pricey, but you'll love it and it'll feel like the most Disney thing ever. Hammer the parks as fast as you can. I'd even suggest three days on the spin and then just absolutely hammer it.

And then maybe rent a villa somewhere with a car and explore. And you can still go back to the parks. You just have to drive and park there, but you can have a rest as well then. And then you feel like you've done it. Have you heard of Pembrokeshire in Southwest Wales, Rob? No, what happened? Is that Cheddar Gorge? No, that's just unbelievable. Um, yeah, so that was Disney, Josh. What a place?

I'm fucking knackered talking about it. Well, I look forward to your feedback on those tips. Now, if you want to email Rob, Rob, his question, Rob questions about Disneyland, for instance, when will you be honest about how much you enjoyed it? Because there's people at home Rob who think he's putting on a brave face here. No, it's hard, but it's the one of the, I've got some of the best memories ever. Hard but rewarding. It's parented in a nutshell. Yeah, and what Lou did which was good, she took loads of photos, but then sent them all off to be, I.. And, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe.. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. the. the. the. th, she took loads of photos but then sent them all off to be printed, got them delivered to the house and she's made a little Florida-like memory book and the kids love it. Honestly, the kids loved it more than anything. So it's

worth it but what I'd recommend is, go hard and then draw a line under it. Don't go there, half-hearted because you'll get stressed. Just go there now and it's going their and it's and it's and it's going their and it's going their and it's going their and it's going their and it's going their and it's going their and it's going their their their their their their going their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. the. the. the. theat. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. thease. their their their their do it properly. That's my advice. There we go. We'll see on Tuesday when we'll be back to domestic matters. Yes, back to normality and I want to hear about what happened to you over Easter and your week Josh. It's too much Beckett. It's a bit more mundane. It's fun, isn't it? It's fun, isn't it?