Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP31: The One Where Josh Wakes The Baby (Whilst Recording The Podcast)

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Willicum. Welcome to Parent in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully, how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing. Hello you're listening to Parenting Hill with Josh Can you say Josh Whittakum? Can you say Rob Beckett?

Can you say Rob Beckett? What's up? Um, okay, that's terrible. I know we're young, but put some effort in. Sorry. Hi, Josh and Rob. My husband and I both listen separately to your podcast and often compare notes. It's probably one of the few conversation topics we have at the moment.

We love it and get annoyed if one of us reveals stuff when the other one hasn't listened yet. I've been trying to get our two-year-old Nina to say your names for weeks and she finally agreed tonight. Please find attached. Thanks Sarah. I feel bad now. Two's young thin' th young Yeah. And I would say, Rob, two is an age I fucking dream of. Oh yes, because I know what's happened, dear. You've come back from Greece. Two is the past for you. And for me, it is a kind of distant future that I can't even imagine happening. I do feel like, and I know this is going to come back to bite me in the ass, but when you've got a six-year-old and a four-year-old,

you are out of the woods of little kids and babies, obviously, beyond that, and they can, you know, do things, you're not following them around like that. However, I think I'm in the eye the storm at the moment, thakha, toe, toe, thakha, toe, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thrown, thrown, throwne, throwne, thrown, thrown, thro, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thrown, thrown, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the thin, the thin, thin, thin, th eye of the storm at the moment where it feels peaceful but I think there's there's teenage daughters on the horizon that is going to ruin my life. Yeah you're in the eye of the storm which is calm whereas I am in a twister being thrown around for every moment. So how how old's your youngest? He turned one on holiday. Yeah so he went to Greece for a week with a one-year-old, the four-year-old. Yeah, but it's not just Greece for it, it's just generally today. He just wants to go up the stairs the whole time. He's moving. He just won't stop doing stuff.

How was the holiday though? Because a friend of my kit you know Kit does your makeup on last thing and she's doing my makeup on this show I'm working on and I think it was Kit or it might be someone else said or might be Anna said listening to Josh get ready for his holiday was more stressful than me getting ready for my own well it was a stressful few days beforehand I won't lie because when when did we record did I tell you that my daughter was off nursery we were trying to pack? Yeah because of the bug. So then I'll just I'll start on the day of the holiday. Do you know what? 2 p.m. flight or something like that? Oh, it's late. Yeah, it is late. But we're still getting in a cab at 930. Where are you flying from Edinburgh?

What is going on? I don't want to sound like a comedian in the 80s. What is the matter with air travel? What is going on with air travel? Bloody yeah, why you got me to so wrong for you? You even tried the food? And then you got on the bus and you get on another bus to to to to you don't, where were you flying from? Ah, Gatwick. Gatwick, okay. Which is an hour and a half from my house.

Right. So 9.30, get there at 11, three hours before the flight. Okay. And then before you notice, too, so we've got in a car at 9 a.m. the long day. So it's a 12 hour journey I mean obviously there's a two hour time difference as well but his... A lot of numbers this week not number's in this episode. Sorry so we carry the one also it was on a leap year so it was a February 29 anyway so did you have fun? Um, yes. Long balls? Long balls, yeah. Do you know what?

It was quite a kiddy flight, Rob. Okay. On the way out there. Because everyone was going to the same place, which is very good for kids. But obviously, it's not during school holidays. So everyone's kids are under four. Oh, no. Yep. It's because it's cheaper. You go on holiday, then save a bit of money because you're out of school time,

but they're all under four. And also, I imagine under two on the lap. So there's just doubling up the passengers. Rob, let me tell you how much, how many kids they were. You know the extra seat belt you get that you attach that you get that you're that you got that you're that you're that you're that you're their. you attach around your seatbelt. They had to call for reinforcements more. They'd run out of them. The air steward said to me, they normally have 14. That wasn't enough because there was 18 kids sitting on laps on the flight. Imagine being a big fat bloat though. You know they need the extender.

You can't, I'm afraid because there's children here. Oh do you know? And can I just say this? the phrase to you. You know can't, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, they, I, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're normally, they're they're normally, they're normally, I, I, I, I'm they're they're normally, they're normally, they're normally, they're normally have have have have have have they're normally, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're normally, they're they're normally, I, they're normally have they're normally have they're normally have they're normally have they're normally have their their their they're normally have they're normally have they're normally, they're normally, they're they're they're they're they? If anyone on a flight full of kids says the phrase to you, do you know what I feel sorry for? People that don't have kids on this flight? No, I don't. No, I don't. Of course not. What, that guy that's just reading a John Grishen with his headphones in, you're fucking him? You feel sorry for him? You feel sorry for him? Yeah, he's having the time of his life. I'm literally popping his headphones off again.

You don't even write him anymore. It's a team of writers. Don't mind, they still love him. Have a good holiday, headphones back on, he sat there. He's wearing white trousers, because nothing in the 80s. Yeah, he got to feel sorry for him. He might have someone else's child cry. I'm not have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to the the to the the to the the to the the the the the to the tho. the the their. the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. the the the the their. the the the their. the the the the the the their. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the. the. tie. tie. today. today. te. today. te. tomo. tomorrow. tomorrow. tomorrow. today. today. today. t Yeah, exactly. And maybe think to himself, yeah, that used to be me in the 80s. I love it when I'm on a plane and there's another kid crying.

Because if you've been headphones and you can't really hear them, but also if you can, you are literally in a better place than that person is dealing with it. Exactly. Exactly. There's always so worse off than you. But for me and you, it often seems to be me and you. Yes. Are the ones that you're all, the audience a laughing? Well on the way home. We'll get, we'll get to that. We'll get to that.

Can I just drop in a quick positive positive? Yeah. Family passport control? Sorry yeah, so you're just walking along, mind your own business. It's your first time, I've done it a few times actually. Don't be that parent but yeah it's actually family passport control not. Oh, I'm family. Oh, I'm family. Yeah, of course. I was new to it. It's new to get that. to. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. the. th. th. t. t. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. ta. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the... good in it. I think that's just the Gatwick though. Oh is it? Yeah. Because I was just walking along and just some bloke comes out and kind of goes, do you want to come this way? Yeah.

It's incredible. Did you think, oh hello, last egg fan? And then you realize it's just because you got kids. There was, there kids on the flight. Too many kids on the flight. When they boarded, they said, you know they board in like area one, area two, area three, area four, etc. They said, area one and anyone with a kid under four, and it was the whole fucking plane. Like, the Q was insane. The pilot got on last. That's exactly what happened when we were coming back from Florida, it's just all kids.

Yeah. The flight back was it? So on the flight there, we put the old milk, the, what's it called? I'm so tired. What's the milk come in? Bottle? Bottle? God. Is it a bottle? Others? So did the milk bottle on the way up, he went out for 45 minutes and then this was an absolute trip, absolute win. The plane was behind schedule. So you know when a plane goes a bit faster, gets there

faster. That really helps you when you've got a kid on the flight. So in the end we only had to do about an hour 45 on the way there. Oh, how long is the the the the th. Oh, th. Oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, thi, th. th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th's thi's thi's thi's thi's theeea'''''''''''ea'ea'ea'er's, thoooooooo'er's, that, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, flight. So in the end we only had to do about an hour 45 on the way there. Oh how long's the flight? Well it's meant to be three hours but they brought in under that time and we had 45 minutes Kibb so actually the flight there was great. Oh wow that's pretty good. I can hear he's just woken up. Oh is that my thought I've been too loud? Oh is that my too loud too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too that's to to to to to to to to to to to that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the thi I I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. the to the the to to the to to tho. I tho. I thi. I thi. thi. that's that's thi. that's thi. Rose? Am I being too loud? Um, yes, she did not sound. Well, I'm right underneath the ear, Rob, because I'm doing it on the kitchen table. Um, Rosie, yes, she did not sound happy with you, Josh. I wouldn't say that that was a reassuring response. I ain't gonna have to move, Rob. We're doing this a good thing. I'll do it in our bedroom, Rose. Our bed? Oh, you're and roses. I thought it's talking to me. Yeah.

M. 4 Junction 4 Holiday and yeah, Josh. See you there. So now I'm walking through the house. Okay. Wow. We're doing this at 9 p.m. because, well originally you're supposed to be in to be in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in to be in the voice down. We're doing this at 9pm because, well originally you're supposed to be in Dubai but that's been cancelled because there's a period of morning because the president passed away and I'm filming in Exeter and this was the only time we could do this but you've actually woken up your child. Your heavy breathing is disgusting, like breathing into me. And that's not what you were saying what I called you last night off. Oh I love that. Right to see it in for J4. Oh God I've got to stand up. I'm having to stand up like I'm a shock jock. He's Howard Stern here. It's Russell Brand on Radio 2. Oh God. What's happened now? I'll tell you that for free. Oh, oh, Rose must hate us.

Yeah, oh yeah, well generally, yeah. Kid out. Um, anyway, yeah. So then we, uh, run the flight. Yeah. The flight back. Let's just jump to the flight back, in which he didn't sleep for the whole fucking thing. What time was it? 8 p.m. Greek time. Oh that is brutal. Yeah. It's a long day. He went up, you go up, you go up, you do the milk bottle on the ascent. You go up off the runway, yeah? Off the runway. You go up off the runway, you've been on one. You've been on one. the that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's brioloomorrow. the the that's briol- Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh. Oh, that's. Oh. Oh basically you going, I'm playing all of my big cards. Yeah, that's your big one.

I'm going all in. So when that fails within five minutes, you've got nothing. They just drink it and look at you. Yeah. You go, yeah, what now, big boy? And so, it's so slow, Rob. There was a point an hour in. Having spent the whole holiday saying we need to rebook this as soon as possible for next year. Yeah. Rose turned to me and seriously went. We are not going on holiday until these four.

So what is your four year old doing at this point? She's listening to Fime. Was she fine on the way out as well? Yeah, yeah. She loved it. Before it's the golden age. Yeah, because she's too young to be scared about it or reali, or scared about what? Well, like plane travel, you know like with plane travel or any of that stuff. Are you good with plane travel? I used to be bad. So I've never thi, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, th. th. th. th. th. thed, thin, thin, that, thed, tho, tho, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. that, that, that, that, to, to, to, that, that, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their,that stuff. Are you good with plane travel? I used to be bad. So I've never thought about my kids being scared on the plane because it's a plane. Yeah, well... It's never occurred to me that they may be. But is that because you're projecting it because you were, do you recourse? No, I'm fine now. Well I used to be bad but but then Rose was bad so I had to up my game so kind so kind so kind so kind so kind so I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the try the the the try. the try. the. the. the. the. I the. toous, nearest pair. Yeah, no, I'm fine now. The kid trying to go asleep, you both like panicking and doing valium. Breathing into a bag.

You kid, the one year old, was I, what's going on with him? The four-year-old's got horse blinkers on it, iPad down, like a nosebag. Oh, dear. So, way home, he's up the whole time, Rob. Yeah. Just three hours 20. Just the slowest time can ever go. She could be crying or just sat there playing? Not pissed off, no, just loud, wanting to move around. To walk up and down the plane, holding his hands? No, he's not walking, so he just wanted to cry.

So I realized that I could calm him by walking him up and down the aisle Rob. I then worked out that the aisle was 15 seconds. I could do the aisle in. One five. Go and then I thought I worked it out and I was like I need to do four times a minute and there was a 90 minutes left, so I was like all I need to do at this stage is 90 times a minute and there was 90 minutes left so it's like all I need to do at this stage is 90 times 4 is I just need to walk up and down 360 times that's all I need to do. That's good maths you match you might do that in your head holding well I had a lot of time Rob I had nothing else to occupy my mind did you did you just do that? No after about 10 minutes I started to get the bottom of my back was going, you can't do this for 90 minutes, mate. The old brain's got some

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From the first sip of coffee in the morning to the on-the-go cup. Make every morning unforgettable with Nespresso.c.c.c.a. to learn more, or an espresso boutique near you. Then he fell asleep 10 minutes from landing. What a fucking waste of time that is. Then did he wake up when you were getting bags? Yep. Which meant that he wasn't tired for the taxi? So was he awake on the taxi? No, fell asleep 10 minutes from the end of the taxi. And what time are you getting in? Uh, about 11 p.m.

Which point he obviously wakes up? So we have to get him to sleep for third time. What a life? What a day? It's probably cost you thousands of pounds? Yeah, the thoahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahs is probably is probably is probably is probably is probably thus? thus? thus? thatathea? thathea? that? that? thoomk? thoomk? that. tho' tho' tho' tho' th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi? thi? thi? thi. thi? thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. he he to to to to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? to-a. to-a. thousands of pounds, four of you to go away. Oh my God, what a life. And has it affected his sleep? No, he's clicked back in quite comfortably actually. Would you keep it on English time out there then or would you sleep?

No, we'd just gone rogue really. Yeah. Because if we'd kept her on English time, uh, well, I suppose we were to extend, not consciously, but I suppose we needed to keep him on English time because we normally start bedtime at 6.30, but you're like over there, you're like, I can't, I want to go out and have dinner with. And it's 35 degrees. Yeah, so we went out to dinner at about 6 most nights, which isn't a time you should be eating on holiday, but you know. So what time is that in English? 4 p.m. No, no, no, 8 p.m. No, 4 p.m. So he was going to bed at about 8 Greek time, which is

about 6 UK time, but that was kind of a happy accident. Yeah, happy accident. Yeah, happy. Here we go. You have ama again at full-blam. What a fancy of 4pm's a more dick. Do you know what, Rob? Do you know what a good bit of the holiday was? What's that? He's two and a half-hour nap in the middle of the day. Oh my god, yeah, that's the nice part. Yeah, you're like, yeah, I'm happy to go and sit up on the balcony from one to half to while he sleeps because someone's got to be up there. Yeah, so what I do now with my kids, we go out early obviously because I wake up so early, then we come back

on a holiday for a little napthe day and you can have a sleep or just scroll on Tick Tock into your eyes hurt. Yeah, exactly. It was a good holiday. I've got a complaint. Are you complained? Oh yeah, yeah, but I did complain actually, but I've got a complaint about, it was incredible. I had a lovely time but they have to they have to stop building fucking play parks In holiday destinations It's just not fair on the parents What do you really want playpark like swings and car? Yeah once your child has spotted it? I get it. It's a good fallback, but once your child knows it's there They want to, they want

to go to the park and you're like, are you effing kidding me? I'm not flown this far to go to the effing park. So rather than going to like the beach or the pool, your kid just wants to go and play on the swing. Yeah, and you're like, no, I just can't believe this is happening. th' park, isn't it? Yeah, but it's shit. Yeah, but if they're happy, isn't that the main thing? No! The parks do my absolute nut. Yeah, but you can just sit there in the sun and watch and plow on it, can't you? Well, no, because it's like, she's like, can you push me on the swing or all of that kind stuff.

It's just... Yeah, I don't, yeah, just say no, go and climb on that for a bit. Swing. No, no, I don't think, no, I don't know. I think you better just climb over there for a bit. Or swing yourself. Teach you to swing yourself, to do it yourself. Lea, I know, but then you you. you. you. their their their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to go and to go and go and go and to go and to go and to go and go and go and go and go and to go and go and go and to go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and to go and to go and to say and to say and to say and to say and to say and to say and to say and to say and to say and to to to to to to go and to go and to go and to go and their. to go and to go and to go and to go and to go and to go and to go and to go and to go and to go and to go and to go and to. to to go and to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the themselves from. It's not someone, it's your daughter, Josh. I want her to have the best time possible. But for the love of God, can you do it on the beach or in the pool? Yeah, true. Well, I don't mind the play park if there's a bench that's fairly comfortable in direct sun and I can take pissed in the play park, that's the main thing. Basically, what I've worked to help, Kidden Holiday, if it is getting too much, if you do have

a cocktail, everything will would be a bit easier from that point. Yeah, parallel. But no part. Did you complain to the complaint? Did you complain about the complaint? The complaint, did you complain about the complaint? Oh like the manager, did you ask for the hotel manager? I just complained to the duty, I did ask for the hotel manager actually, which I've never done before. So what happened at the hotel? So the service was absolutely incredible except for a thing where they use WhatsApp to try and book it for you. Like a concierge but on? Yeah like a WhatsApp concierge and I just I just don't think the world needs that. They basically failed to book us dinner for the last two nights so I basically complained Rob. Yeah what happened? I said

I want to speak to the manager about this. So who complains at you and Rose is it you normally? No not really we're in the very rarely in the position where we complain I don't like confrontation. I mean you know how much I don't like confrontation. You hate confrontation. I hate confrontation. I hate confrontation. You're a big fan of small tour here.

I don't think you like anything too deep. Do you know? No, I don't want anyone to understand who I really am. I want to tell you a story. Do you have a few references to the 90s? We all laugh and then I don't see you again for a week. Yeah, we can all go home and we can all pretend that we don't know anything about each other. Fine. So I got the manager and I just, do you know what I did? I stayed calm but my words. My words had strength. What was you wearing at this point? Because on holidays, I find it difficult to complain if I'm just in my trunks. No, I wasn't just in my trunks, because I was dressed for dinner because they'd fucked up.

Organising us dinner? What, like, sort of like down to us? I had a napkin tucked into my shirt. Ha han' thrown. and my own fork ready because it was spaghetti night. Oh no I had like a shirt and some trousers on. Trousers? Do you have to wear trousers for dinner? No, but I mean rather than just Bermuda shorts. Okay. Combat. Yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't like quite warm enough in the evenings to go

shorts. So it was like... So you went, oh so you went you went to go for dinner but he got there and it had been booked. Well I went to come down to check how the booking that they promised to do was coming on and it had failed. So then I got the manager and I was like I'm very angry about this. I just but I said it in a very calm manner. Yeah and suddenly everything got sorted and I got given the phone number of the manager and then I was I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to given the phone number of the manager. And then I was allowed to text him any time I wanted with any requests. And I was like... Do you say free bird, Lin and Skinner? Ten p. P.M. balcony.

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fucked. I had such a long day. I did Lorraine this morning and I'm still going now and it's 9pm. You're still with her? They played a clip of this show on Lorraine. Did they? What bit? A bit I don't remember us doing about how many topics you cover in eight minutes on Lorraine. We talked about how basically you cover your whole life story in eight minutes when she interviews you. She's so quick it they they and then it's all his or all looks. Yeah and they played that out and then she basically did exactly what we described. I saw John Ham

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This is muta'm doing for last. This is mental. I'm working every day in May, basically. Oh my God. You're, you're, see, Sunday you started in Invenes, you flew to Gatwick. That's the Saturday, the seventh. Yeah. I flew from Bristol to Invenesce on the Saturday. Yeah, did the gig.

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That's the hotel, is it? Swansea Arena? 10 p. 10 p. tm. . Oh my god, Swansea to Exeter. This is mental.

Friday filming next to, Saturday filming Exeter, car home after filming. Bet you're a good chat in that car. I'm asleep immediately. Sunday? Good morning off Sunday. Morning off Sunday, two o'clock collection though, in the afternoon. Radio 2, trained to Exeter. Yeah. Oh my God.

today, today. Oh my God. And then tomorrow? Tomorrow, Exeter. Then it gets worse. Oh God, I've got Read More. Always bad when a WhatsApp message has Read More. Yeah. Usually means someone's breaking up with you. I think Lou might be when she sees his schedule. Wednesday Southend, Thursday Southend, Friday Southend, Carto Exeter, Rob. That is not... What time do you start filming on a Saturday morning? About I don't know about 8 a.m but then look what so I basically

do south end go from self into exit look what's happening the next day. Train to Paddington because I'm filming an exeter. Yeah limo bike I've got a story to tell you about the limo bike junction junction 29 M25, Meet Martin, South Enclif's Pavilion and car to exit, right? Car to exit after the show! Yeah, two nights right? Oh my word, Rob, this is mad. August is quite quiet, so it's all right. I've got time off, so I'm, please don't feel sorry for me. It's feast and family in my job, but it's particularly meant to That's why I sound a bit all over the place. The limo bike, just so you know. People that don't know that's, they're sort of like, you get on the back of a motorbike and it's huge back of a motorbike and they drive you there to places because you haven't got time to get a car.

Yes. The first time I got one, they actually told him that I was the most nervous person they'd ever taken. Really? Yeah. And I told him to go slow and he couldn't go any slower apparently. But it's not as bad as what I heard happened to Romesh. You heard this? What happened?

The guy had to tell Romesh that he was squeezing him too hard with his legs and he needed it. It is weird because you don't really, you come off stage or come out of a show and it's just a man of a helmet on it goes, here's your el me, is your jacket, get on and rummish was squeezing it! I'm just a manned of a helmet on one once. It was on the motorway. And I was said to him like, because I was a bit nervous because they properly zoom you through town. It's horrible. When you go over the flyover, like you know what that, when you went on a race, it's so it's so windy. It's so weird being on the back of a motorbike of a man. I felt like his little prison bitch. And you can talk, so there's like a radio so you can talk to him both ways. Oh my word. And I was when I was on it, he was on the motorway and I was a bit nervous because on the motorway, it was a bit rainy and I was like, oh god, it's all sly. And I sort of said, you know, thin't. th. th. th in I've never wanted a fast car, I'm not going fast, but he took that for.

Oh no. He loves speed. So he, you know, obviously he stuck to the speed limit completely the whole time, but it was, well, we didn't, it went quite fast, but it was absolutely petrifying, but I got there about three minutes but they are fun to do but they are quite scary I did a bit of a nightmare on the train from London to exit a Josh yeah lovely train and football fans football fans got on oh no for eczer yeah and I was just in the middle of a YouTube binge because when you're away working like do you get into weird YouTube binge yeah yeah maybe what kind of YouTube binge? Well I've managed to get into the world of the ferral hog problem in Texas. No I don't have this situation no. Basically because there's loads of like big, loads of pigs released by

Europeans in Texas and there's no natural predators they've got this feral hog problem and they can't get rid of them because they keep breeding. And so now in Texas you can get in a helicopter and hunt hogs and shoot them from a helicopter. Bloody and so what are you watching? What I just said? What people in helicopters shooting hogs? Yeah, well I saw it on a on a on a on a four-you-page tick-to-talking about it and I googled it and there's documentaries about what they're doing to try and stop the hogs and there's helicopters shooting hogs. Bloody out. So I was watching that and anyway trained for football fans got on. No it's weird on Sundays from London to

exit which there's loads like Chelsea fans and people that have moved away or they've just picked a tip. There's no offence but there's no big teams down there is. Well there is Plymeth Argyl obviously. Well it didn't get promoted you've got the big exit of Darby coming up. I can't wait. It gets a bit task i've heard. I mean if you've been told that by Plymoth or an exo fan it doesn't get task. It doesn't get to get ta taasted compared compared compared compared compared compared compared compared compared compared compared compared compared compared compared compared compared to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like their their their their their their their their their their their their. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. Ranges. Ranges. Ranges. Ranges. Rang. Range. Range. their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the do about eight in the morning from this hotel in Exeter. He's like yeah it gets a bit busy at rush hour. I saw three cars. Yeah yeah yeah I mean it's all relative. You've got it. You're gonna remember the exit and Plymoth are the 50 miles apart. Anyway so I was got on it and they this bloke. were there. And he went, he's not, he's really drunk. He's not even funny. And then I was a bit tired and I thought I'm not having this shit. I went, I'm about as funny as you are drunk.

Nice. Straight off the bat, boom, down his throat. And he went, where are you going? I went in another carriage. laughs that absolutely ripped the carriage and then and it works I think you've got to be like that with football fans or they just don't leave you alone or you just put your head down and you was so I did that but then he wanted a photo and then he put his arm around and then he started roughly my air oh god and I just went I just went leave it out of my then I got really the thiiiiii theyl-I'm they're out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the the th the th the the they're they're me but luckily they got off at Reddin I don't know where they were going I was just been Reading based Chelsea fans God I I just hate it with that I mean we talked about when all those

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and then I had a photo of them, but then they kept them trying to get me to have a little lounge, there's a little lounge at Bristol, you pay 20 quid to go in, to go in there and it'll be quieter. And I got to the front and I went, oh mate, can I pay to get any, no, I went, we're fully booked. And then I literally went, you have to let me in. I went, please can I tell you what? I went, please can't come in. I went, please, come in. And then luckily this big Welsh float come over there, all my eyes, right? And he's even recognized me and let me in. I paid to get in, but he let me in. But I was like, I can't, I would have ended up just doing the snake bite if I couldn't go in there. Oh my God. It would have been easier.

What a life? What a life? You're not, you're not at all. I've got something to moan about though. Go on. I would have time from DPD, right? And they went, oh we've missed you, we've dropped it off of your nearby shop. Yeah. Was that fair enough. They've dropped off a spa, a 12 minute drive away from my house. That's not acceptable, is it? No, that's not acceptable. never getting it. I'm gonna have half an hour round trip time to go and pick up. You've got a morning off actually.

I can see before in your South End gigs, you've got a morning off when you can nip and get your DPD. Yeah, I'll do that then. Got loads of time. Well, it was just a fancy coffee cup, like a little espresso cup that was reduced. I sort of saw in my email as a thrass. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. I'm thrass, I can't, I'm th. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm th. I'm t. I'm t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t th th tho, DVD. I'm the only one that's like little espresso coffees. I've got one little espresso, tiny little box, 15 minute drive away. Oh my God. Oh, that is heartbreak.

I'm never going to get it, am I? No, I remember once going to pick something up. And it was Uncle Buck on DVD. What was this? About 10 years ago. It was in DVD's just a thing. I know a company who's still Uncle Buck on DVD. I tell you another one.

I had to get the little red bit of the Royal Mail thing. Yeah. Went all the way to post office which was miles away when I lived in Islington. Yeah. And um, it was a parcel. I was like, this is exciting. I took it home and I opened it. And there was like some fur and I was like, what the hell is this? And Rose had subscribed to one of those, you know, like, those adverts in the afternoon like sponsor an animal with WWF or WWF or what they're still called WWF, arenF on this, the other ones that have changed. Yeah!

WWE pandas. Yeah. And it was the, this was a free soft toy that you get when you subscribe to sponsor Snow Clippard. That happened to me and Lou, right? I think the exact same thing. I lived in Louis and New Cross because I had one of them stupid Royal Mail things I brought my ID and all that. Do you know what it was? I compare the mere cat, mere cat. Oh, absolutely. Oh, it's fucking livid. Oh, oh my God. She was like, what was he? I was like, when did you want to the beer cat? You know when that was doing the free cat? Tell what them adverts have them they have them them they have their they have they have their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to to to to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to told me told mea. I've told mea. I've told mea'er. Oh, I've to bea'er. Oh, I've to bea. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. Oh, I was tho. to to tho. to to to to to to me. to to to to to me. to to to to the. to tho. Oh, I was tho. Tell what them adverts have, them adverts have tapped out, and they think. Or a new grave.

Alexander's not worth as much as he thought it was going to be. It'll pop up in the jungle later this year, he's had my work. Sorry if we're a bit quiet. I'm in a hotel room and Josh has woken up his kid. And I've not seen my celebrities in random places thing. Oh yeah, God. That's what we've been doing, isn't it? I was going to find some questions for Lou and Rose. This is what we need to do. We've got loads of questions for Lou and Rose. Don't do that anymore, but we need more questions for our parents. Yes. You want to ask our parents for the book. Yes. and email us in. What's the best email? We've got so many emails with the questions for Loom Road.

We've got 570 different questions, Rob. Yes, I think that's covered, guys. But if there's any questions for, they might have their own book out next year. Oh, they've done them by topic. Do you want to, you choose a topic and I'll give you a question. based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based. Most of words habits, fame, humor, pregnancy, holiday stroke events, expectations and personal. Do personal.

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Fucking stiff-necks on paradia. I suppose loose-necks aren't sending them in. Basically, let's say we've got enough for Lou and Rice. Any questions for our parents? If you've got any questions for our parents, do send them to the address that's in the show description that is. Please email them to Parenting Hell Book at Bonnier Books.co.uk.bonia is B.O.N.N. I.R. Bonier Books.k.k. Parencya.k. Parencya books.com. Any questions? Put your name, age, and location. And we'll feature that in the book as well. So you could be in the book if we pick your question. I've got some listener stuff we could do quickly Josh before we will do some

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