Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP4: That's a step up from a bin...

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

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to the today, to be a parent. Hello. I'm Josh Whitakum. Welcome to Parent in Hell, in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting each week we'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

Hello you're listening to Parenting Hell with. Herbert can you say Rob Beckett? Rob Beckett. And can you say Josh Widdickum? Josh O'Wee? Very good. There we go. Was that a Herbert?

It is. What a fucking brilliant name? I didn't know you was allowed to call you kid Herbert anymore. It's allowed. Brilliant. That is superb. I wish I'd known that a years ago, a year ago when I was having a kid. Herbert Beckett, Bertie Beckett, Herbert. Herb? Herb? Herb's good, isn't it? Herb's good, isn't it? Yeah. An American lawyer in the deep south. Oh mate, you're gonna love you're gonna love the little sister's name as well. What what is it? Do you want to guess where they're from? Or do you want the info first? Is this rubbish this part of the show? Yeah, well, yeah. Do we know where they're from?

Yeah. I'll read you the email because you'll get a second name as well. Okay. Here it up. That implies he's probably not not as forward as they want him to be. He was confident about Rob bit more subdued by the challenge of Mr Winnockham. Listening to your podcast with one year in while waiting to see if Herb's little sister Huxley has the ability to self-settle is one of my favorite Huxley. And Huxley. I thought Huxley was a boy's name. I don't remember Huxley Pig. Do you remember Huxley Pig? I don't remember. This is a Herbert a car? Herbie. Herbie. Herbie. Herbby. Herbie's a car, yeah. Herbie. Herbys. Oh, Huxley and Herbie. Oh, area of London she lives in, it's pretty swish. Oh, it's got to be West London.

You can't unleash a Herber and Huxley on a comprehensive school in Southeast London. It's Wandsworth, which is very nice. Oh, Wondie. Bit of Wondow, South West. They're thinking, man's clap. And that is Hannah, Hannah, the to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. to to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the the.o.o.oo., the the the the the thooooooo., too., too., too., too., too., to Herb and Huxley in Wandsworth. Hannah Herb and Hucks, the Triple H. Thank God they didn't start with Kay. How are you, Rob? Um, I'm all good actually.

I'm all right. Yeah, not too bad. We did a very, we did the live show last night. Yeah, one of the live shows. And I had a very depressing journey home. Yeah, of course I do. I don't know, I'll find out what you've been up to. Unless you want to go first. No, go for it. I'm, I can't, I can't sit here waiting for the news of a depressing journey home. Well, it was quite a difficult evening in total. So basically on the journey home, I was hungry so I pulled over in Campbell and ate a KFC on my own in a car. Oh my god. Well, that's a bin. Yes it is. Actually things are looking pretty good. Do we at a table one day? And I ate it really fast because sometimes when I eat bad food I ate really fast so

then it's over. Which I think there's some sort of deep psychological problem there. I've done about you. Yeah. That's not good is it? No. I've got a friend and he, when he has a takeaway, the instant he finishes, even if he's got food left, he just takes all of the stuff and just puts it in the bin. Yeah, I'm a bit like, I'm one of those guys, right? I've got a remote, I can't have it in front of me, I can't remember, I can't remember I did it. So, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, I the, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the thin, the the that, that, the the the the took, the in, the in, the in, the in, the in, the in, the in, the't even very nice and I just wolfed it down and then I got home and then I've got this bit of a chesty cough. Can I just ask I'm just trying to picture this you're just sat in a car on the street or or

or yeah and I doubled yeah in the street on a have you got the radio music or you're just si sire in the music just silence just silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence silence. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the silence. the silence. the the silence. the silence. the the silence. the the the silence. the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. the their. their. I'm just their. I'm just their. I'm just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm listen to just silence. And it's quite scary road actually, Campbell Road, that is quite scary area of London. So I just had my like, I just kept on checking the doors, locked loads. Yeah. You know, I've pressed lot, but just in case it's changed. Yeah. So I was eating that and I was sort of rushing it down. It wasn't very nice, but I was starving because I'd I'd been busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy to get to get to get to get to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to get to to get to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the to to to the to to to to to to to to wolf that down, then I've had this bit of a chesty cough Josh. And like it's not COVID, I've had loads of tests, like chesty cough and I can't get,

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Anyway, let's not gettogether, the frozen soundtrack on and then she keeps coming in I'm scared I'm scared I went I'll just lay over for a bit because it ain't working well for me this coffee I lay next to her in the bed I'm laying there and I'm laying there and I'm looking at my I'm looking at this point we're looking at half one two a. I'm scared right and I'm not in there she's sometimes Lou or me play play the like the mom-mama'a sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound sound so so so so so so I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the like I'm the like I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the I'm the I'm the I'm the I the I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th the the th the the the the the the the the the the there there there the there there the there there the the the there I'm I'm on and I'm lying there and it's just like really I'm scared as well you know like my daughter gets a good I'm scared and I was like we scared for and I'm then I'm scared now and then and then I felt all weird then she she looked at me when are you scared too? Oh gosh. Are you scared of anything specifically? No I can tell exactly what it was it was the music. That basically, if you pick the wrong frozen soundtrack, you don't get let it go and all the songs, you get the orchestra doing the scary chase scenes.

You know like, you're not like, you're not like mad, percussion music for like the tension, so I'm laying there, I can feel my heart going so I tu-and-soared. And then I got up and one one the their their their their their their percussion their percussion their percussion their percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion percussion, to to their percussion, to the to to to the to to up to up to up to to the the their, to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. their, the, the, the. theat, the-o, theat, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, it off and then we had a lovely sleep till 4 a.m. and then I got up and went in my bed and then about an hour and half later she came back in not scared but awake and then now and now it is today. Oh my god. Oh my oh my god. Oh mate. So that was a very depressing and that's a tough old night. Yeah yeah it wasn't great and she's a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the th. the the the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the. the a four-year-old, but we scared with the music. Yeah, did you not consider changing the music? Yeah, obviously I stopped the music when I realized when it was, Josh. I didn't let us batter through 90 minutes of it, panic. No, you've got to learn to feel uncomfortable.

Success comes from being comfortable when you're uncomfortable. But yeah, so that was not a nice evening basically. to. to. to. to. to be, to be, to be, to be, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, obviously, obviously, I'm, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, I's, obviously, I's, I's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. Yeah, I's. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, obviously, obviously, I'm not. Yeah, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, nice evening basically. So I'm a bit tired today. Oh God. How about you? I mean, your day must have been better than that. Top three terrible day since we started the podcast. I got top three, one of the top three worst days since we've started no way. Yeah. Why did you make me do my KFC story when you had that? Nothing can follow it. Well, no, I just... So Rose has got COVID, Rob. I thought she's already had it.

No, she was the only one that didn't get it. At my Super Spreader event just before Christmas that I attended. Yeah, so you got it and you gave it to your daughter. Every other adult got it. Every adult except Rose. Did Rose go to the event? Yep. seven adults, six of which got COVID. Rose didn't get COVID. Right? And then she didn't get it off you in the house? So you think, oh, she's had it, she's fine.

Didn't get it off me and my daughter in the house. No. You think she's immune? Yeah. And she had a boosted up? She's had a boosted up. I'm joking. New Zealand from Mr. Is she? So where did she get it? I don't know, but she's been ill for the last two days. Oh no. She took her lateral flow this morning and she's got COVID.

Oh no. Is she brought ill as well? I'm not just like properly a whale. Yeah, she's under the weather. Not too bad just under the weather. No, but also this was my first day back, day back working on last leg. So, that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to th. to to to to th. to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. the toe. toe. toe. toe, toe, toe, toe, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the. the. the. the. the. theateateateate. theateateateate. thea. theateate. theatea. thea. the. day of recording, first day back working on Last Leg. So found that out. Remember, last day after the last series of Last Leg, the day after the last series of Last Leg was the day, I tested positive for COVID. Now you're back again. It's quite poetic.

Yeah, it's really, really neat. That's what I like about it. So obviously, I'm going to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to be the the the to do to do to me me. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoes. the. theat. theat. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the. the. the. th So obviously I'm going to do zoom calls, then we think we should test my son. How old's your son? What is he now? May? So nine months, something like that? Oh, eight months? And so we test him at five to ten, meetings at ten. Then I get a text in the meeting from Rose saying that he's got COVID. Oh my God. Is he all right? He's been a bit sniffly, but when isn't a baby sniffly? Do you know what I mean? It's actually more likely they're unwell when they're not sniffily? Exactly. This kid's too dry. This kid's nose is too dry. So, um, my daughter's not the rule, is it? the true, thr-o'l is it? th. So, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, that, thr, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th, th, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, is, is, is th. It's, th. It's, thr. It's, thr. It's thr-a. It's t the toda, true, true, true, thr-a, thr-a. thr-a. It's thr-? Not a nursery rule? Okay, that's not the rule, is it? No, but it's like, fair enough.

You don't want people coming in who are living in a house at COVID. So she's at home for the rest of the week. Oh, that's good. That's Andy, that's to go to school. And no one's allowed around your house to have them and look after them and help. I know exactly so we can't get any help because Rose's mom was wondering because obviously on Friday's last leg so it's quite a difficult one for Rose because like I'm not here all day and evening so her mom was coming but she can't come anymore so the tho the to' tho- th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho- tho- tho-so tho-so tho-so tho-so tho-so's tho-so's to to to to the the the the the to their mom to their mom the their mom their mom the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the the the to the the the the the the the to the the the tho's the the the tho's to the tho's to to's to-n to' to' to' to-n to' to-no' to' to-n' to' to' to to to to to to to to to to their the to So suddenly, Friday is like an absolute shocker for Rose, stuck home and two kids and with COVID.

Sorry, I don't know. It's understandable. It's just, you just can't quite believe it, Rob. I mean, I feel like you've had COVID about six times, and I think you've had lots of COVID scares. Well, yeah, do you know what the weird thing is? And you tested yourself? Yeah, I'm, I'm clear. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm clear. I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm clear, I'm, I'm, I'm thea, I'm tod today. today. today, I'm tod, I'm, I'm, I'm tod, tod, tod, to to to to to to c. C. C. to c. to c. I'm to c. I'm to c. I'm to c. I'm to c. I'm tode. I'm, I'm t. I'm, I'm t. I'm, I'm, I'm t t t t t t t t t t t t t t today, I'm today, I'm today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, the today, today, today, times and I think you've had lots of COVID scares. Well yeah do you know what the weird thing is? And you tested yourself? Yeah I'm I'm clear as of today. Still might get out of the last leg you never know I've got two more tests before the last leg and the hope if Josh isn't on the first episode of the last leg back you know why you know why you know why you know why. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm tee. I'm teeee. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. allegations have come through. From Graham Nulton's lawyers, he's gone down.

So that's my bloody day. What an absolute shocker, mate. I thought we were out the woods with coats. Do you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah, you just thought, oh, Christmas was the time everyone was getting a coved. Can you have it twice. We just thought she was just past. Yeah, so she's lived in a house of you twice.

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Saturday, if she gets a negative on Saturday, she's allowed out. Yeah. OK, it's a better than it was. When it was ten days, fucking Nora. And you wouldn't have been able to go to work. You're not gonna believe this, Rob. Go on. I'm gonna know what it is in, do you know what it is in New Zealand? What? 24 days?

You're winding me up. I'm not. Someone told me that told me that to day. to the COVID, if if you, if you, if their. their. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t to...............................................'s not, that's inhumane. Three and a half weeks, that is longer than like Christmas holidays. That is in 20, imagine if you got it also. That's longer than the Olympics. Yeah, but imagine if, imagine if you're in a house, right? And you know, like some people got it, it's happened to my brother, where his kid got God, oh my God. 75 days in Quarro.

Fuck here now! It's insane! They're going for zero COVID though, isn't that? That's why. Yeah, my house isn't. I'll tell you that from throw. We've got more than the whole fucking New Zealand. Oh my God. Oh well at least she's not too unwell. Yeah. And she's allowed out in Saturday. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to th. to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi's th th th th th thi's tho- tho- tho- tho- thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to to to to to thi. to to thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- thu. too unwell and she's allowed out on Saturday. Yeah. But Jesus Christ. Carnage, isn't it? And so what you do with the... So your daughter normally in school every day because we're recording this... In nursery. She wouldn't have been in on Thursday. Oh God. But she would have been in on Wednesday and Friday. Yeah, so now everything that I'm doing like going upstairs, I feel a deep like, you're like, you know, suddenly

it's child care central here. Do you know what? Yes, yeah, there's kids everywhere. And also the main care give up, Rose when you're working, is not well. Yeah, so I had two last leg meetings. On the lunch break, I just go down stairs so Rose can go to bed the the the the the the the to bed to bed to bed the to bed to bed to bed to bed the the the the the lunch break I just go downstairs so Rose can go to bed for an hour and then it's like oh you've got to get up because I've got to go and do another meeting. Poor Rose imagine sat there thinking fingers crossed Alex or

Adam haven't got a new bright idea at the end of this zoom tool. Oh and another thing how about not Adam how about not Alex how about I get a laid down surely you can just tap out of us a couple of meetings can't you well they were very quick today because obviously there's a lot to talk about in the news Rob Boris Johnson Adam Hills has got an MBE it's a big week it's a big week it's a big week it's a fine yeah fair enough you'll be all right yeah but fuck you know what to start the year oh and I can't sell the restaurant a restaurant a restaurant a restaurant a the restaurant a the restaurant a the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the restaurant the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to the to the to to to the the the the to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to start the year? Oh, and I cancelled a restaurant reservation. They charge me 40 quid. What bastards? Really? Yeah. Oh, no. I think that's really unfair because you're

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if you eat KFC, you feel sad and alone. How's that for your fucking advertising pipe. Watch that be whipped out when I end up doing a fucking KFC advert in about three years time. Could you go back to that episode? I can't remember which one it was, so you're going to have to check all of them from 2022. I'll read Michael, please delete it. Take the episode down, please. The colonel's called. Oh my dear. I just can't believe the days I've got. Oh, you know when you just, the thing about a COVID positive test, yeah, is the whole perception of what your life is for the next week suddenly changes as a moment. Do you know what I mean? You had zero to, basically any time for yourself as immediately evaporated.

Yeah, you're like, you had to delay this, because you had to go nip to the shops to get essentials because like you can't even just pop out for... You didn't have butter. So Rose can't, you know, have butter or milk? She can't have a normal spoonful of butter at luncheon. She's spoons in the butter, refreshes anti-vax theories and as a lie down. Because Josh has finished his call about Adam Hills' MBU. Yeah. Yeah, I'm so there. It was just like, come on. Just butter, just butter, anything else? No, I bought some other stuff also on the way. I was out, because I was out, I was like, I'm gonna buy some stuff, but bloody out.

It's just admin. I tell you what, though, I'll be honest with you, Rob. Go ahead. You've been really honest the person when they do the essential shop. Yeah. The essential shop is such a fucking win. What you're doing to child care? Rose is just going to have them while you're working. Well tomorrow I'm at home. So basically you're either working or baby. Yeah. So you're in or your... Baby. Yeah. So you're in the position where I've learned a lesson after the first last leg meeting.

Okay. Because I did the last leg meetings. You have so many meetings. It's like the fucking cabinet office, you guys. That's fucking Joe. I don't want to start Sue Gray inquiry about your fucking meetings. What goes on in there? You should see Alex brings a suitcase of wine to each meeting as well. It's unbelievable.

Another work event on Zoom. Party out on quick quiz. After the first one I needed the toilet, but I thought, I'll go downstairs. And then by the time you're downstairs, that's it, you're not going to the toilet. You're on duty. So basically when I finish this, when to check. Have I done all the emails I need to do today? Have I done all the toilet I need to do for the next two hours? Yes, you can't leave the room.

I need to get everything done before I go downstairs. So what's on your list? Emails, we, a shit, anything else? Yeah, like just answer a couple of WhatsApp, cancel that meeting, really sit and feel annoyed about the restaurant. You sound like Alan Partridge giving Lynn instructions. Can't all that meeting, WhatsApp? Gross, shit, let's go Lynn. Josh, can I ask you a question? Yeah. And you've got to be honest? Yeah. Yeah. Have you just sort of sat there and like read the internet for a bit and not gone down?

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She's got a little uniform. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. It's so funny. She's got a massive big white dressing gown and it's too stiff. She don't like the belt, it's too hard. She keeps making me try and punch her so she can deflect it. She's quite good. My youngie's so just keeps punch me in the nuts, full pelt and laughing and running away, which isn't exceptional. Yeah, that's not Taekwondo, is it? Give me a chance here. There's a slight, there's a bit of a drama though at the school.

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off of this kind of thing but I'm sort of reading all the emails it's quite exciting but I do feel it's a bit harsh though because if you don't like the food, there is like a committee that has school lunch committee where if anyone's got any issues of the school lunch, you basically go to the committee or email the committee and they've basically gone straight online. It's probably like Dominic Cummins as like in charge of the ca the canteen. So I do think you should go to the school first. Yeah the food. The food. The food. The food. the food. the food's a bit fancy so I started asking my daughter what she's been eating I've worked out and she's had a jack of potato beans every day for about two months. It's like really fancy food or jack a potato and beans and I was like what did you actually go to check a potato and beans I'm not fair enough so yeah I think the food's decent I think it

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but some of the questions towards the end I wouldn't say it was a sort of civilized Q&A whereas we lost control we lost control where at one point a woman finished a glass of proseco and shouted as your dog which is you know as a Q&A that's you know as a q thn a it's quite a dead-end question there. Yeah. You know, because my experience is with dogs. Either there's no news or there's the worst news. Because how's your dog? There's nothing to report or they're ill is basically. It's not like, oh, just gone to uni. There's no a way traveling. There's no other news after the dogs existing yeah and then if I have got news it's probably gonna be quite morbid so I'd say that is never a

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Yeah. Kip this is anonymous. This is anonymous. I'm doing some Instagram. report? No, I thought you I thought you're gonna have breaking news then. Well no but this is exciting this this one is crazy right? Me and Josh this is this is fucking... Have we heard anything from, because can I just say? Yeah. The Jamaica story? Yeah from the last podcast I've had a lot of reaction to that. Yep. Lots of people are very excited about this Jamaica story. Have we heard? we haven't heard from the people mentioned in it yet, have we, Michael? Oh. Are you suggesting your friend that left his dog at your house has made this up? No, I'm not.

I'm suggesting these people get in touch because I know they've got an Airbnb in Jamaica. Yeah, but what, yeah, okay, so they've got an Airbnb in Jamaica, right? America, they live, isn't it? Yeah. Watch that guys, North America, I'm coming for you. Will they get the um with that? They won't, will they? No. Well, that only came out, what is it Wednesday? What is it, Wednesday? That only came out yesterday? Oh, yeah. So, the time difference. They're not listening to it yet, Josh. So, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th. th th. they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the their the their the the o' up. Will. the only out. their the only out. their their the only out. We're the doing this so. This is mad, Josh. Okay. Hold on to your plonker, okay? Okay. We were mentioned in Parliament.

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anonymous I was at a party at Downish Street and I know this is what they said hello I just want to make you both aware that you were mentioned in Parliament today in a debate about early years services the Tory MP who was recommending your podcast actually mispronounced Josh's name. Oh come on. There's a bloody... If you can't get my surname, you're a Tory MP, then Whittakom's a fucking legend of the Tory party, surely. Legend of the tour. Legend of the dance floor, mate. Anyway, but listen to this though, so basically, they mispronounce your name It was Tory MP, was it? You'll now be immortalized in the official report of Parliament. Hansard, Hansard, that's what it's called.

Hansard? They called Hansard, that's what it's called, Hansard? Hansard? They called, they've got everything that's ever written down. So what's that? Everything's ever been said. That's a tough gig in it when they're all shouting each other. Oh God, what? Do they have to write, have to spell the, the crows? Oh, so many ars, the ar's worn out. The arown out on them. Is that why they say the eyes to the left just because they've if you start to up Widdaker in Hansard Yeah, there is early years educators

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Oh you catty bitch yeah she's the MP for Stroud oh oh well hello Chavon thank you for listening toory scum no she's pretty quite nice. She looks a bit like Sally Phillips. Well, they say what? They don't get too bogged down in politics here, Josh. But my thing is, right? With democracy, yeah, Tories get in, Tories, theyri's getting, labor, get in,

or whatever, that's normally how it works, right? And you vote forever you vote for you vote, you vote, you vote, you vote, whether or not you agree with the policies or not. The problem at the moment is no one's got any faith in them doing it, have they? That's my problem. Not the Tory, is the fact that the people doing it are just incompetent. Yeah, is that fair? Well, yeah, I think they have a lot of parties. I'm not talking myself out of a gig. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Right. However, you would say that wouldn't you. Well, that's, I mean, that is a good argument. But what has happened, I mean, you can believe me or not. to believe paid even though I didn't do it and it wasn't me but I did get a message off the traffic code and telling me to stop doing it because he was getting the um did you yeah so who is it? I can't tell you oh my God why do people think it was you is there any evidence, that's the point. Is there any evidence that it's you beyond

you saying it's you? No, people said it was me and then I just jumped on it and then went. Oh, I just went, oh, I just tweak. Oh, thrown. Oh, thrown. Oh, there course. She shouldn't be doing that. Or she, we've got. Oh God, oh God. Yeah, so I'm not traffic code. No, okay, good. Any more Instagrams? Yes, here we go. Duh, here we go.

Oh, this is a bit of advice for you try for a baby. Falling pregnant and having our first born Amy, Joel and Lewis. Now six months old, not to the throw, but it's our reference point for me when someone can't understand his name. Like I did. I got it wrong. It's Louis, not Louis. Yeah. Like Josh, our baby would happily sit in his car for a today. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. their, th. too. too. to be. to be, to be, too. their, to be, to be, to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We'll, th. We'll, their, their, their, their, their, tho. We're, thoooooooooooom. We're, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, their, their, their, their, the while in the morning but would get bored. So I brought a cheap night sky projector that I can control completely through an app, so I don't have to get out of bed. Usually it buys an extra 30 minutes. So once they wake up, stick that on. And they're like, older, what's going on?

And they're like, older, what's going the podcast. This is from GKB92. Sounds a bit, sounds like some sort of far eye group, that. Um, I have a four-year-old and a baby who is 12 weeks. I breastfed and rather than buying breast pads, I have breast cups that collect any milk that leaks. The other day I took one out to feed the baby. The cat then jumped up and started to drink from the cup. Oh my god, oh my god, interspecies. I quickly got him to stop and since then the cat has not left my side. Oh my word. Probably waiting for his next opportunity.

Oh my word. God. That was interesting at the podcast last night. Carl Donnellys was saying his wife still breastfeeds and the baby's 19 months and there was a lady in the audience who said she breastfed she the baby was two years old. We'd love to hear the oldest breastfed kid. Yes because I think we're getting to the end of breastfeeding Rob. Really? Okay what's that nine months? Nine months? It's a good old stint. We're coming to the end of it. I think I've got three and a half minutes off Busy house, busy house. Ain't done me no arm. He says by a beer bean, chicken. Right, I've got another one for it, what we got here.

Oh, here we go. I just listened to the latest episode where Josh's daughter made friends with a butternut squash and thought I'd send a message about my daughter and her potato friends. This is when you had a button out From the moment she could walk around nine months, my kids were nine months, is yours any close to walking at nine, nine months? Uh, no. That is the earliest they can walk and it's whole awful. Yeah, no he's very close to crawling. Okay. The moment she could walk from around nine months. My daughter was obsessed with our

veg rack but specifically the potatoes She would carry them around and play with them. From this moment, we couldn't get to eat any form of potato. Chips, mash, roasties. She wouldn't eat any of them as if the potatoes had feelings. Oh, God. And what, what a vegetable to lose from the rotation? Do you know what I mean? I mean, it's great if that because the potatoes had feelings. This month, age two and two months, she has finally decided that chips are okay.

Oh, that's good. Because I don't know why she's a, she's just decided in her head. Could I just say when you said obsessed with our vedraq, it did sound like a thoved in it. Yeah, it sounded like a knobbed in it, in it, inturnip cock. Sorry. Do you know what? When we went for our, what my walk, just to get supplies, and my daughter saw a turnip for the first time and burst out laughing, she couldn't believe it existed? Well, a turnip? Yeah, she was like, what's this? Oh, God, they are mad. And she was just, she absolutely pissed herself of the turnip and she just couldn't... She absolutely pissed herself at the existence of a turnip. A turnip, isn't a turnip like a mad bastard parsnip?

Yeah, it's crap, it's like purple and white. It's so shit. I hate root vegetables. There you go, I've said it. Really? Okay, wow. Big nose. That's not root though, is it? Yeah, it's in the ground. But what I'm the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. It's that's thate. It's thatoue. It's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, th. th. th. that. that. that. thirt. thirt. thirt. thirt. thirt. thirt. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,ing about is your parsnips, your Swedes, your turnips. But we're a bit of honey on there, right, mate. You cooked carrots, not for me. Not for me. Not for me. Not for me.

Not for me. Oh, I've got a good thing I don't care about, someone sent me. Oh, go on. The thing I don't care about, the things that people don't care about. He sent me a, um, let me just find it. Why do you find that? Can I tell you about Philadelphia? You know the sports stadiums we spoke about? Yeah, where they had like a big bar in the middle where everyone got pissed and then they had like a basketball, American football, ice hockey all around it. They also had a building, which I couldn't work out what it was, and then someone's emailed in. I'm in, I, get him chuck him in there and immediately give him like community service or whatever. Oh my God. You come home from the match with a prison sentence.

You hadn't even, it's like 6 p.m. It's just expedited to get it done quick. So basically they just nick them and while they're there, process them. the game's on, they just process them. My friend said, things I don't have an opinion on, he sent me this, Rob. If you have a look at that, it's a screen grab and it says, how's your booking experience? And he's put things I don't have an opinion on, the online booking experience of the vet. Oh yeah, or when you go from security at the airport, how's your experience? I don't want to tell you. Totally. Or the worst, rate this WhatsApp call.

Couldn't give a fuck, mate. Do you know what I don't that annoys me? It's when your computer or your PlayStation goes, this system was unexpectedly turned off. I was like, no it weren't. I knew what I was doing. What do you have a fucking briefing call you before I'm doing? And then you do it again, no it again, no it again, no it again, no it again, no it again, no it again, th again, th again, th again, th again, th again, th again, tho tho tho tho tho tho, thi thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their thi, their their, their, their, their, their, tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, I's, I's, I's, I's, I before I turn this fucking machine off. It's not unexpected. I knew what I was doing. And then you do it again and again, it slowly makes your computer as slow as this piece

of shit that I'm recording on. Have you got your new one yet? Well that's the thing Rob, it arrived today. The chances of me setting that up in the next week are a million the hallway. Pristine. Absolutely no chance of that box being opened. Absolutely pristine. Rolls Royce of computers. To do everything you need to... Ironically, you would make everything you've done in the day quicker,

but that hour of setting it up cannot be found. No. Imagine that, Rose, you're right with the kids. I'm just going to go all the things I need to the cloud and get rid of a few apps so I don't put too much on there and then I'll be down for dinner. Josh, this is, I will do this one then small business shoutouts. I've got a great one here. This is going to make reading when your kids much more fun. So I was talking about the Biff Chip and Kipper books. Yes. Yeah. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the books, th, th, th, th, the books, th, th, th, the books, th, th, the books, th, th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- tho, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and the, and the, and the the the the the the their, and their, and their, and their-a, and th, and thr-s, and thr-s, and thr-s, and thean, and thean, and thean, and thean, and thi. So, and thi, and thi, listen to your latest podcast, as always. I was laughing like a madman whilst walking the dog.

Rob mentioned the awful Biff, Chip and Kipper books. Cool, brutal from Jody and Jersey. Biff chip and kipper books. And I remember having to read them with my kids when they were younger. To make this tedious task a bit more bearable, I used to look for the intention, but there was always a creepy-looking guy popping his head over a war at their children, and in one case threw a little peep hole in the fence. It used to freak me out. And I just looked at this, she's told me to do it. If you Google, Biff, Chip, and Kippa hidden messages, there are some hilarious examples, like a priest with a pervy grin in the ta train, train, tree, tree, t his dog. What? On my life, so I've googled it, I found it,

I've seen it here, Hepatitis spelled out in a school ground this one, but there's like pervy priest looking in the thing, a woman is literally selling ease at a market like a sort of hippie-looking lady. We'll put them on our Instagram won't we Rob. David Cameron's in one of the the the the the thing. Is. Is. It's, it. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, i's, i's, i's, i's, i's, is. th. tho, is. tho, is. tho, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi, to. to. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, tooooo, tooooooooooo, to-I's, so ie-looking lady. We'll put them on our Instagram, won't we, Rob? David Cameron's in one of them. Is he? It's like a knockoff version of The Simpsons. Probably listen to this podcast with the audience we've got. Oh, yes. Have you seen David Cameron this week, Robbent.

Have you seen that photo of David Cameron? well. They've got Margaret Thatcher in it. Bloody yeah. Jeremy Beedles in one. Oh wow here we go. Anyway it's brilliant you say if you if you put it into there there's loads of funny stuff on there but we can share some. The toothpaste spells our anal. What? They're mad bastards. Anyway that'll kill 20 minutes when you're waiting for the school kids to come out at the gates. Right got one, Rob. I've got one. SBS? Yes, I've got it here, because they got in touch with Rose, which I always say is a good way of getting in. Oh yeah, if you want to get to me, go through Lou, I've got, I don't reply to anything, I'm terrible.

No, exactly. Hi, lads. beginning. Hearing about the hell you both regularly go through really does make us very happy indeed. Is there any chance of a small business shout-out? We started the handprint carving company after the birth of our first child Gabriel. We wanted something special to remind us of what he was like when he was brand new. The handprint carving company takes clay impression of your child's hands and feet and cars them in solid oak. This means that their the hands come out their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their thr-pran. their their their their their. their their. their their. their their print print print print print print print print print print print print print print print print print print. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. Wea. te. te. te. te. tea. teaugh. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. te. t in solid oak. This means that their hands come out of the oak so you can actually feel the contours and the details. It's beautiful. Oh, that's quite nice actually. I was suspicious. I'll be honest with you, I'll be honest with you, I'll be honest with you, I'll be honest with you, I'll be honest with you, I'll be honest. to be a lot of it, I'll be a lot of it, it's a, it, I'll, it, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I, I'll, I, I, I, I'll, I'll, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll, I, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'm, I'm, th, I'm, I'll, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, th.. I'm, th. It, th. It, th. It's, th. It's, t. It's, t. It's, tot. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. I'm a. I'm, I you started I went I'll let him do this stiff-net one but actually some of them I don't like the ones where it comes

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