Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP43: "We're the bad guys!...."

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

S04 EP43: "We're the bad guys!...."More (mis) adventures in parenting and beyond from Rob and Josh...Enjoy. Rate and Review. Thanks Rob + JoshBIG NEWS.... we're writing a book! ⭐ All the stories we can’t tell on the podcast – in depth.⭐ What it’s like to raise a stiff neck and a loose neck – straight from the horse’s mouth (our parents)⭐ And.. the BIGGEST REQUEST WE’VE EVER HAD FOR THE PODCAST… Hearing from our wives, Rose & Lou. They’ve got a chapter each and YOU can submit your burning questions to them... [e-mail]'s it really like to be a parent? And how come no one ever warned Rob or Josh of the sheer mind-bending, world-altering, sleep-depriving, sick-covering, tear-inducing, snot-wiping, bore-inspiring, 4am-relationship-straining brutality of it all? And if they did, why can't they remember it (or remember anything else, for that matter)?And just when they thought it couldn't get any harder, why didn't anyone warn them about the slices of unmatched euphoric joy and pride that occasionally come piercing through, drenching you in unbridled happiness in much the same way a badly burped baby drenches you in milk-sick?Join Josh and Rob as they share the challenges and madness of their parenting journeys with lashings of empathy and extra helpings of laughs. Filled with all the things they never tell you at antenatal classes, Parenting Hell is a beguiling mixture of humour, rumination and conversation for prospective parents, new parents, old parents and never-to-be parents alike.Find out everything you need to know, including how you could win a pair of tickets to the Parenting Hell LIVE tour & an overnight stay in London here: https://www.bit.ly/ParentingHellBookIf you want to get in touch with the show here's how:EMAIL: [e-mail]: @parenting_hellINSTAGRAM: @parentinghellMAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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and member terms apply. Hello I'm Rob Beckett and I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parent in Hell the show in which Josh and I discuss what is really like to be a parent which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you, the listener with your tips, advice and of, of course, tales of the the the their their their ta ta. ta. ta. ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta the tria' tri-a' tria' tri-a' tri-a' tri-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. trie. trie. trie. trie. trie. trie. trie. tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. trie. trie. trie. triuuu. tr-s. trie. triu. triu. tr-s. trie. trie. they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe.

Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing. Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hill with... Isidore? Can you say Rob Beckett? Lock Beckett. And can you say Josh Whitticum? But this one. Good girl. What name that is. Isadora? Isadora? Yeah. So Izzy, for short. Yeah, Izzy. Do you like that? Yeah, I like the word Dora. I like the word Izzy. There was a thi. There's Dora the Explorer. There's Dora the Explorer. You don't. Is is is is the the the the th. Is is the th. Is th. Is the the th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is the th. Is th. Is the th. Is th. Is the th is the th is the th is the the the the the thi. Is he is thi. Is he the the the the thia. Is he thia. Is he thia. Is he thia. Is he thia. Is he thia. Iszy. Is thia. Is thia. Is thi. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th is th is the thi. Is thi. Is the thi. Is he is the the thi. Is he is the the the the the the th There was a thing on TV when it was a kick-a-Wiza Dora, I think. There's Dora the Explorer. You don't need to tell me there's Dora the Explorer, mate.

I wrote her magazines for a year. Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot. I don't need that year of my life bringing back to me in vivid technic colour. Do you want her to get into it and then you can whip out the magazines and be like, hey, do you want to bring it up? What, hey, look at the front, go down the credits, look at editorial assistant right at the bottom in Times New Roman six size font. That's my name, which you can't read yet. What is you do? Linguistics. At Manchester? Yeah.

Linguistics, right? What is linguistics? Study of language. That, English language. Oh, so that's why you're so good at podcasts. Exactly, man. Words are my tool. You've studied them.

And then what did you want to be a journalist? year at Waterstones in Manchester Piccadilly. So stiff. Rigid. Absolutely rigid. Absolutely rigid. I've told you about when I did the David Beckham book signing. I've told you that. Yeah, yeah. And then did that year. Where's there a dog barking? Yeah. There is a dog. Why have you got a dog? No, I've got a window open because it's fucking boiling. Do you think if I bought a dog this week I'd be starting with an anecdote about book signing from 2005? How's your week been as a parent, Rob? How's your week been, oh, busy week as a parent actually.

I've been at home more. I've sort of finished my... You lucky fucker. My standup shows for for I'm back again in November to do Ireland and Northern Ireland and Scotland a few gig you know when it was COVID and the Scotland and Northern Ireland and all over it. They're slightly different rules to England. Yeah yeah but which you doesn't really affect you unless you're trying to do a show like try to do a tour show. So I've got a few to do in... You're doing the Celtic nations. The Celtic tour and then off to Australia.

So that's, I've got no more gigs till then, so I've been at home a lot more. So if you're England-based and you want you dare, okay, you're in trouble. They're not gonna like that round the lakes. Or if you want to see Rob Beckett, obviously, you know, maybe we should plug our tour, Rob, which is in spring or our book, which is out of Christmas. Yeah, the parents in hell and the book, and let about a book signing Rob. Get signed by the fucking book. Yeah, what are you going to do book-sided in person? I don't know.

I don't know. Okay, fair enough. Right, yeah, a busy week with the kids. My daughter's a thief, headline news. Oh, is she? Oh, is she? Yeah. . So basically, she's... Is this your younger daughter? Youngest daughter, so she's like four. She's not a proper school yet.

So they went for a stage if they're allowed to take toys into preschool, and then it got out of hand, kids were taken in their massive like teddies and all sorts and then the school said, look, no more teddy's coming in pocket like tiny little figures and taking him and I think they'll show each other them which is fine anyway next to bed with these two little wooden figures I've never seen them ever before okay and I said what are they and she went to treasure treasure yeah I was like yeah who's she he fucking gollum precious treasure, she went there treasure. And I went, okay, where did you get them in the mud in the treasure? Like, and I was, then I said, you thought this isn't looking good.

Yeah, and I went, have you taken these from school? And she smiled and said no, she smiled and said no's not a thieving yet? To be fair, it's in the jeans for her. I know what we're talking about here, Rob? We're talking about, you can already tell at the age of four what a neck is going to be like. I can see her neck. Yeah, she can barely support her head. Whereas my daughter can't even look left or right at a today, whereas, whereas, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, thean, thean, thean, theean, the theean, theean, theean, to theeean, to to to to to to to to th moment. So that's metaphorically. That's so true actually. Like I'd say my oldest is slightly stiffer in the neck and my youngest is more loose. And you really noticed it.

We did sports day as well this week. You really noticed it. Oh yeah, talk to me about sports. Was there a father's race? There wasn't a father's race because it had to cancel it because it gets too hour and then they get forced to run normally in work clothes and they injure themselves so they've canceled them. Oh my God, because of injuries and I think people were you slightly relieved? Well do you know what? No I would have done it and I probably wouldn't have won because there's a couple of blokes at three and they run they' times and they run run the their their their their their their their their they're run run run run run run run run run they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're tho they're tho their they're they're tho they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're their their th so so somea thoes thoes they're thoes they're they're thoes that that that that that to tho to to to to to to to tooo to to to to to to to thooooooooooes to their their thooes my house didn't run. I wasn't considering that you'd win. What's the point in running if you don't win? So I just said

did you take her from school and she said yeah and then she put her arms that I went? then she put her arms that went ha ha ha ha ha! She doesn't like an evil genius? Oh my god and I was like what is this and then I went no you mustn't do that that we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we'll we we we must we we we we'll we'll we'll we'll we'll we'll take we'll take well well well well well we'll take we'll take we'll take we'll take we'll take we'll take take take take take take take take take that we'll that we'll that we'll that we'll take take that we'll that we'll took took took took t. took t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. took t. took took took took took took took took took took took took took took took took took took that we'll took took took that we'll took took that we'll took that we'll took that that that took that that that took that took that that that that's took that we'll that we'll, and then she just went, we're the bad guys. What? You know the film, the bad guys, have you seen it? No. It's a film called The Bad guys, like a cartoony film about the baddies in the film. Yeah. And they're the bad guys,

and they're like, it's like a wolf and a snake. And that's the thing, they go, they go, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the, their, they., their, their, the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, That's incredible. But I don't think this film's else. Rob, you need to move to zone too, mate. She'd fit in like an absolute glove. No shit, no, I'll keep her down near Kent County Lines. County lines, drug deal, that's where the money is. You don't want to be in a city. You want to be bringing it into the zone is worrying. So do you have to discipline in that situation? No she's so young I just said no you mustn't do that, take it back. I think you know she they've got loads of toys. Did she take it back? Well I've not seen it since and I asked her if she's

taken it back she said yes but again she had the eyes of someone little bit of a game and she's laughing but I'm yeah yeah but this is bad this is not allowed she did something else the other day where she's spilt a drink so we're trying to get him to clean up after themselves go and get a cloth from the drawer and clear it up she's got the clothed from the drawer like cleared up like to thrown the the the th I I I I I I I I th I th I th is th is th is th is th is th is th th th th th is th th th th th th the th the the the the the the the only the only the the the only thrown she's thrown she's to tho the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th's putting dirty cloths back of the drawer after cleaning up off herself. You've lost it Rob, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone. Basically mate, sit back and enjoy hope for the best. From the 8.m. from the age of 13 mate she's going on the bloody lash. Oh no. You've got to tear away on your hands Rob. Well yeah because we had a bit of a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to their to their to their their their to to their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their she she she she. She. She. She. She. She's their their their their their their their. She's got to to to be to be to to be to be to to to toe. toe. toe. tre. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. She's Lou's birthday on Saturday. It's about 40 or 50 people. Your daughter was still going at 4 a.m. Well no well exactly that so we had about from 2 o'clock people came around and

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enjoying it it. I haven't even got to that point yet. Sometimes in my life I think I should just go into my hotel room on my own. Yes, I was thinking that because I'm trying to be sociable. Yeah, I'm not in the mental state for this. Yeah, I'm too too tired. I'm too like, I've only got so much energy to be sociable. And then I put her upstairs. And then after about half and now I I came after I came after I came I came after after I came I came I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I th and I'm th th th. Because, I'm th. Because, I'm th. Because, I'm th. Because I'm th. Because I'm tho, because I'm th. Because I'm tho, I'm tho, because I'm tho, because I'm tho, because I'm tho, because I'm tho, because I'm tho, because I'm tho, because I'm tho, because I'm th. Because, because I'm th. Because, I'm th. Because, I'm th. Because, I'm th. Because, I'm th. Because, I'm th. Because, I'm th. Because I'm th. Because I'm th. Because I'm th. Because I'm th. Because I'm thi, I'm try, I'm try, I'm try, I'm try, I'm try, I'm try, I'm try, I'm try, I'm try, I'm try, I'm try, I'm glad she said that and I'm glad I saw... She's basically into mindfulness at the age of six. Well I'm trying, I'm trying and also I think in the past people are so scared of being polite and their kids being polite you go, no we've got friends over you must stay. Well no actually if she wants to this it's happened but this is recorded the day before I go to Glastonbury. Yes, because, so well, have you read the Daily Star today? Well obviously that's how I start every day Robbue? Well have you read the headline? What on the front of the daily? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thi thi. the th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to theaa. to thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' the strikes and then at the top, Glastow Beast. Right.

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big cats didn't they, from Arrhodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the beast of Bodmin's he's at Glastonbury or she. He's like, really? How's he got in? Doing the Sunday night. But yeah, just so you know, just be careful. Okay, so don't be attacked by Puma. If you see one, try and avoid it. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not just some kind of reveler dressed up as a puma, it's probably a puma. Yeahthe pyramid field when Paul McCartney was on. That would be absolutely awful. Well, because of Paul McCartney being on or just in general? Well, he'd be alright because he'd be up on the stage, wouldn't he? Although he's 80, isn't he? His heart's not going to take it. I think pumers can climb.

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the same and she'll be fine right yeah because basically I would have had to go for about four different meals but if I want beans on toast so I said who wants toast toast she wants toast yeah and then I said do you want beans to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to be to be toes toes toes toes toes toes toes toes toes the the their toes toes toes toes toes toes toes they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their they their they they they their their their their their their their to to to to to their to to to to to toes toes toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toa to to to to the, are you now going to make that your speciality? Oh yeah, yeah, I specialize in beans near toast. The worst thing was your younger daughter stole the meal off her, didn't she? So she never got to eat any of it. It was quite near, it was in my youngest daughter's pocket, the beans. What does possible sound like for your business? What does possible to your scale with no preset spending limit. Redefine possible with Business Platinum.

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No, it's good, it's nice. It's only sort of just started, but it's nice to sort of like not, I like getting up with the kids in the morning, but when you get home late from a gig at like midnight and then you can't sleep till two and then you're up at like, Lou lets me lie in a bit because the kids go up at six but I know get up about half seven but it's still only five hours sleep a night, you know what I mean? It's still only the try and the pressure. I got the pressure. I the pressure. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to th. to to to th. to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to th. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. to to to to to to to to? You're ready doing the mess. So what was you gigging last night, working? Was working, came back, so I was filming for four days, came back, right, and got home late and I knew I had to be up. And you just can't, we've discussed this before, Rob.

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fever and nursery. Oh really Scarlet fever was that just like this new girl called Scarlet and they'll love her. Yeah it's just like the Beatles. Oh my god have you seen Scarlet's hair? Look at those shoes! So what is Scarlet Fever? I thought Scarlet Fever was like, it feels like something from medieval ages, doesn't it? Okay, it's a bacteria illness. I'll take that back, it's a bacterial illness. Right, yeah, yeah. So, we kept her at home because we don't want her to get Scarlethavre. Yeah, so we've got the kids? Is it a roses mom got the kids for the weekend? Rose's mom and we've got child care as well. Right, okay, so what's that? How long are you going for?

Going tomorrow, which is Thursday? Back on Sunday afternoon? Back on Sunday? Yes. Leave Sunday morning. Oh, that's it. Yeah. Oh, that's it. Yeah. So three nights. Oh, that'd be nice. Oh, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's going. that's going. that's going. that's going. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. again. Okay, I think you need to be careful this weekend. I'm gonna be fine. Rob, I've bought some colorful sunglasses. No, but you don't want to come back from injury too soon. We look like I'm in the tingtings. The tingtings. Ting ti ti. Don't remember that. That's send you a picture of me and my colourful sunglasses. Festival ready. What I'm saying is, Josh, I think psychologically, I wouldn't say you're 100%.

It's like when a footballer tries to rush back for a World Cup. You've got a bit like Wayne Rooney in 2006. Yeah, it's a bit like. Oh, look at you, you look like in that? And I please don't take a fence. A hot piece of ass? No, it looks like Tom Cruise is taking Rain Man to the Beach. Off the successful bit of gambling. But I didn't know, I mean, it's because you would wear those sunglasses with the rest

of the outfit, would you? I was just wearing the shorts because I just popped them on in the morning. Yeah, exactly. And what are they? They're swimming shorts with pictures of luminous lobsters on. Yes of course, yeah and then you've got your stripy top on as per. Yeah, I just shoved that one. But they're cool glasses. Yeah they were they were they were they were they were they were they were. They were. They were. They were. They were. They were like. They were like. They were like. They were like. They were like. They were like. They were like. They were like. They were like. They were like. They were like. They were like, they were like, they were like, like, like, like, like, they're like, they're like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like it is today, Rob? Why is it? It's my 10-year anniversary with Rose. Is it? As a couple, not married? As a couple, yes, I don't think it counts, but seemingly it does. We're going out for dinner.

I can't remember, I don't know how long I've been with Lou. 30 years I'm 36. 36. The 23 we started seeing each other. God, she's seen a transformation, hasn't she? One of our first dates when she came back from Glastonbury and I cooked her dinner. Oh, that's nice, isn't it? She was all tired and sad. So it's more or less your anniversary, Rob, at the moment. Well, this was what happened. Yes, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, their, th. their, th. th. th. thi. thi. thathea, that, that, th. th. that, th. th. that, that, she's, th. th. th. to to toe, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's th. She's th. She's th. th. th. th. th. She. th. th. th. th. th. their, she's their, she's their, she's their, she's th. the. toe. toean. toean. toean. thean. thean. toean. toean. toea. but Lou tried to claim it wasn't because before

we got an anniversary for our wedding, which is in October, she claimed it was too close to her birthday, so basically it was a birthday, so basically it was basically the 18th and then Glastonbury is obviously the week after because then I would do our anniversary and her birthday at once, so she got the um, so she started going, oh no actually our first date was like and then I invented a date that was absolutely bollocks. Oh my God. But that's good for you because you don't want anniversary and birthday too close. No exactly. And then that anniversary disappears when you get married. So how come you're still remembering this one?

Because it's the big one-oh I think. Yeah but then that gets reset from wedding. about... That's sad things at night again? No, I was actually thinking about Euro 2012, which is when we got together during the euros. And then I thought, wait, that's 10 years ago. So, through the back door? Yeah, exactly. Fair enough. We didn't do through the back door on our first date.

I'll be very clear about that, Rob. Was it on the cards or not just completely ruled out now completely? No, do you know what? Still not. What? Anyway, sports day? Do you do anything for your 10 year anniversary or not? We're going out for dinner. Yeah, but surely that should be reset now that you're married? Yeah, I know, but we're not going to do it for the 11, but you know, it's also because I can't tell you how excited to have about going to Glastonbury. Right, okay. So it's like

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Shorts, t-shirt, trainers. A couple of business guys. People came in between work calls in like Oxford shirts and trousers. Look like they were gonna die. Oh my god. One of the dad's full white track suit. Jimmy Saville? Who see Jimmy Saville? He looked like Richard Williams. You know the Williams sisters, Dad?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I think he just wore that because it would be cool because it was wide. But then we just wear shorts and anyway. They listened to this. I'm going to have to talk to him about that and about two though. How much did you care about how your daughters did? I imagine your younger daughter false-dart, didn't give a shit, she's been boosting for months in an attempt to steal it. She's having a

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So you're totally on your own. But every kid without fail was running really well, but then halfway down they looked either side of them to see where they were. And as soon as they did that, they slowed down and didn't matter if they were throw kids, fast kids or whatever. Every single child that looked at another person did shitter because they got so consumed by how am I doing what everyone else who's doing. But actually if they just didn't and just ran, they would have done so much better. But that's life, isn't it? And we do that as adults.

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like an 18 year old going to a school. My granddad? No but no but John you're not going out in that. No because it was very younger girl it was for like a three year old and it was for like a three-year-old and that's the only one there in the spare uniform. But it looked like an 18-year-old going to like a school disco nightclub. He was so short and her arms are all short up there and the teacher went yeah she had a water fight and she got completely soaked so we've had to put that on her and she's refusing to put her shoes on the right feet she likes it thrown. She's to the the the the to to to the to to to their she's to to their. She's their she's their she's thoes. She's thoes. She's thoes. She's throw's throw's toe. She's toe. She's toe. She's toe. She's toe. She's toe. She's tooes. She's tooes. She's to be. She's to be. She's to be. She's to be liked. She's to to be liked. She's to be liked. She's toe. She's toe. She's toe. She's toe. She's toe. She's toe. She's toee. She's toeeeeee's toe's th toe's th th th th th th th throwneeeeeeeeeeean's toean's toeathea'eathea'eathea'eathea' toldeathea' toe. She's toe. She's toe. She the wrong feet. She's out of control Rob. She is. You've lost the dressing room. She's very much her own person at four. She is at four. She is at four. She went, I need to wear my cardigan in. He was like, no you don't have to. It's too hot. She went, the daughter's just having to. She's chill out. And he was like, no, you don't have to. It's too old. No, but it says in the rules, I've got to wear my cardigan. So she blessed, she wore a cardigan in and then took it off.

She loves a rule. She's so. Is it fair to say that one of your they were both trying to do the same thing then they're you know if your older daughters like your younger daughter it'd be like the craze it'll be out it'll be a oh god no I think she'll be once you get to score I think it'll calm her down yeah that'll work that would definitely happen yeah parents never said that before that was one of the most desperate things I've ever heard as a as opposed that that that that that that that that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the tho tho tho the the tho the the the most desperate things I've ever heard. As opposed to the sort of preschool she's already in. Yeah, yeah, but a different school, yeah, yeah, then rules and you're...

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I'm not sure they've got to edit it, but it was so good. Because basically, but there's a bit. And when they introduce the drag, when they're basically like when they introduce they, like, like, like, lifts them up from underneath with smoke and you just see them. Mate, it's like sort of yo sushi but for celebs in drag. I could watch celebrities come up on this lift forever until I died. It's amazing. The feeling of waiting to see what Ian Bill slash Adam Woodjack all look like in drag. Oh my word, yeah.

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minutes everyone had seen it. You could check the blue you could have checked the blue ticks to see who would actually see that he will. It wasn't mentioned until I became good friends with a few parents and they all said they peed themselves reading it I hope this makes Tom feels better so maybe Tom you'll be all right it just takes a little bit a one day. WhatsApp what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what the the their their their their their their their their their their to to their to to to to to their their their to their. It's. to their. It's their. It's their their their. It's. It'll laugh about it one day. What's app, mishaps, ideal we're looking for. What's up, misshaps? Yep, perfect.

Kid related or non-kid related, it's absolutely fine. Reasons for getting to school? Do you want a couple of these? Yeah. There there go. Hi guys. called into school and sparked a memory of when my late uncle Dave was asked to go for a meeting with the head teacher. David brought his son Greg, age six at the time, a game for his Xbox. As it was a surprise, and he had nowhere to put it, he hid it down his trousers and took it out to give it to him some, saying, surpriseers. But admitted to say what it was.

When questioned, he said it was a massive magic surprise. Oh my word. Dave then received a call from the school to summon him for a meeting as a school were quite concerned about the whole trouser surprise. No. He obviously explained the situation and they saw the funny side. Absolutely lovely listening to podcast. Kind wishes of Jamie. But JAI I am I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to say I the the they. When I they. When they. they. When th. the their they. they. When their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. When. When. When. When. When. When. When. When. When. When. When. When. When. When. When the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm.A. I.A. I.A.A. I. I.A.A. I.A. I.A. I. I.A. I. I. I side. Absolutely lovely listening to podcast, kind wishes, Jamie. But JAIME, JAIME? JAIME?

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So I thought I'd write in with my story. During the third lockdown, ugh, makes you feel sick. In March 2021. It was my birthday as we couldn't go anywhere or do anything. We decided to go for a long walk along the sea front. We live in Portsmouth. We got a coffee and decided to stop to throw stones into the sea. My wife and I was sat at the top of the beach watching my their nine-year-old son and seven-year-old daughter ththrowing the stones. I was playfully dropping the pebbles on his legs and he was dropping them on my feet. We're quite a sarcastic family and my son was joking saying it was unfair that he was getting stones thrown on him and that I obviously love my daughter more because I'm not throwing them at her. In a sort of fun I'm a cool dad joking way to prove him wrong. I pretended to throw. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I'm a throw. I'm a throw. I'm throw. I'm throw. I'm throw. throw. throw. to to to thoen. to to thozy. to thrown. to to thozy. to to to to to to to to to to to to to throwing. throwing. throwing. throwing. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the thi. the. thr-n't thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown throwne. throwne. throwne. throwne. throwneeeeeeeeeeeeeee throwne. thrown throwne. th to throw a stone at my daughter who was easily 50 meters away by the sea and as I threw it I said see I love you both equally as with no aim whatsoever I pretended to launch a pebble at my daughter however I did

actually release the pebble yeah and it was thrown in her general direction. Yeah yeah as I throw it it took off and headed straight to water as it was getting closer to her, she turned around and then started hit her, square and the forehead just above the eyebrow. Oh my God, oh my God. She screamed. She screamed, a blood curdling scream, I'll never forget. My wife looked at me like I was a dick and darted... Understandably. Ha ha ha. But what an arm on him.

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Worst decision ever made an idiot tax of the highest order. Oh my today, school reopened. their story, the story still going. Yeah, it gets worse. My daughter went in with a pretty noticeable green bruise and lump on her head. When the teacher asked how she had done it, her response was, Daddy threw a stone at my head to show my brother how much she loved him. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's okay though because he brought me loads of stuff to make up for it. Oh my God. Which makes it sounds like like tha tha tha tha tha tha tha the tha tha tha tha tha tha tho the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to to the. the. to to make up for it. Oh my God! Which makes it sounds like I'd beaten her

and then brought her nice things to keep her quiet. That is incredible. School called my wife and asked if everyone was safe and and if they needed to intervene my wife explained the situation and thankfully they understood it was an accident. Luke from Portsmouth. Incredible. Unbelable. Poor old. Absolutely. Yeah poor girl. Well, do it a small business? Yeah that is absolutely. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. th. th. th. That is. thi. thi. thi. That is. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. That is. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. That is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. That is thi. That is thi. That is th. That is th. That is th. That is th. That is th. That is th. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. S. S. thi. S. thi. S. thi. thi. S. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Poor old Luke. Absolutely. Yeah, poor girl. Well. Do you want to do small business? Yeah, that is absolutely. Strong stuff, isn't it?

Really strong stuff. If you've got anything on being called into school or parents' WhatsApp groups, do send them in. Send them in. Also, I've got this one asbuster, Gorton, Manchester. In 2006, he was in Manchester to referee some kind of charity fight from Stee Holden. There's a curry house on the curry mall called Lal Keela, which has got a picture of Mike Tyson having a curry in it in Manchester. I wonder if it was on the same trip. What a night, Tyson had, Curry and a blockbuster, why not?

Good idea. It's just shows even the rich can enjoy a blockbuster and a curry, multi-millionaire of Tyson. Right, we need small business shout-outs. Right, how about this one? I just heard that Josh enjoyed despite poor sleep his stay in Wittable. So thought it might be a good moment to request a small business shout out for my husband's business in Wittable. His name is John Hogbin. John John John John John John John John John John is John is John is John is John is John is John is John is John is John is John is John John is John. He the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the.ger! Oggy, Oggy, Oggy, the Ogbin. Ogden. And he makes coastal-inspired lino prints and paintings.

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shout-outs. How about one all the way across the pond? Well this was basically. Wow, Wichter Ball was a bit of a push. Well no, we've had a lot in the southeastern London, so we were trying to do some more up north. But this one, my father and stepmother own an organic cafe in Austin, Texas. Oh wow! Yes, please. It's been a bit of a struggle, and they've managed to survive through the pandemic and in fact recently moved to a slightly large location. Oh, good one. They have great coffee and tea as well as pastry sandwiches and entrees, what are entrees, like main meals? Like sides? Don't know. The pancakes are a particular highlight and everything is made with 90% organic ingredients. I mean, 90? Come on, go all in. What's the 10?

What the fuck's the 10? Haribo, just some Harrabo in each thing. And everything is made with 90% organic ingredients, including many from partnerships with local farmers. The address is 2915 Guadalupe Street, or you can check them out at Pasha Cafe, Pasha Cafe, C-A-F-E-D-C-A-F-E, or Pasha, underscore Cafe, on Instagram. They do dining delivery, that's good for anyone in the UK. I don't know if they deliver that far. And pick up. Thanks very much Rosie. Right I tell you what if anyone is listening near Austin, Texas or he's got to go in you've got to go to Pasha Cafe and take a

photo and send it to us and we'll put it on our Instagram. See let's see how far this podcast spreads. Imagine getting a photo. That's the kind of can-do attitude. You're only getting the stakes. Eight to eight, oh it looks great, they've got all massive eggs. I wonder if they're the organic bit. All I keep doing though is looking at the dinners and go, what ten percent of that? What's the ten percent? Where's the 10 percent on that? Looks nice nice though though though though though though though though though though though though th so the th so the the the th so nice the the the the th so nice the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho their their their their thoes. Looks they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's great. It they's great. It they's great. It they's nice. It's nice. It's nice. It's nice. It's nice. It's nice. It's nice. It's nice. It's nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice. Looks nice's be honest. It's no fault of the cafe. There's no point me looking at the menu. It's in Austin, Texas. I live in London. Not getting there, 100% organic?

Yeah, I'd fly out 100%. Yeah, sure. Okay. We should do a live episode from the ta. thoo. to go sit in a the their their their, their, their, their, their, their, we should. I'm more than happy to. Actually, I don't, I'm not going to do that. It's a lot of hassle on it, just to go and sit in a cafe for an hour and fly back. We can say we're there, it's easier. I don't even come to yours in East London.

Exactly. We're not flying to Austin to do a live episode. I'll tell you what, shabby. See on Friday. See on Friday another episode of interviewing parents. Bye. Bye.