Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP5: Parental Lock Fail

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

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to the today, to be a parent. Hello. I'm Josh Whitakum. Welcome to Parent in Hell, in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting each week we'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

Hello you're listening to Parenting Hell with. Hey Mish, can you say Rob Beckett? What? Rob, bum, bum. And can you say Josh Whittigum? Yes. Gosh, truth. All right, you're drongo.

Yes. Yes. We've got ourselves a couple of Aussies. You have got yourself a couple of Aussies. This is my three-year-old Hamish who currently insists on adding Bumb-Bum to most things he says. So naturally he adds to your names. Although I think my accent gives it away, I'll include my location at the end of this email, for you to guess, Rob.

Do they give the location, Australia? They do give the location location location location location location location location location, should location, should the location, should the location, should the location, should the relocation show us from the email. Thank you for both providing so much realism and humor to parenting. You truly are relatable guys. Unbelievable. Lovely. So relatable and sexy and funny. Washing dishes, whilst listening to you, both takes a bit longer as I'm doubled over the laughter most of the time.

Thanks to the last very much, appreciated Jane. Mel, oh, oh, oh, got it. I was going to say Gold Coast for full transparency. I don't know what that means. The Gold Coast, Brisbane up there. Oh right. Have you ever been Australia? Yeah I hated it. Right, so. Why do you hate it? Oh, too many flies. Too hot, too many flies. Where were you there? We did a last like travel log through Australia. Oh, I remember. Yeah, but you didn't see the best part of it. We fucking didn't, I'm telling you that for free. Got to Melbourne at the end of three weeks. And you're like, this is the bit I wanted to go to.

I didn't want to be stood in bloody Darwin surrounded by flies. Oh, anyway. I mean, I've not done that bit of Australia. I've done over there. I did like Adelaide Fringe, I did three years of I'm a celebrity over there. So yeah, of course. I think I'm going back on tour actually. It's exciting. So I might be able to see Hamish. You might be able to see Hamish. Yeah, well why not? I'm a bit young for the show. Yeah, how are you? I'm all actually. I'm a bit tired. I've got a lot coming up in a few weeks, I'm going to have the children on my own for like four or five nights when Lou goes away. Whoa. Yeah, big time. Whoa. Full on, full blast. She's a, she's thrown it straight back at me.

Four to five nights. Yeah, she's a bit nervous about going away for that long but oh yeah, yeah, it's her problem Rob. Yeah, she shethat she'd be absolutely fine when she's away having the time of her life. So take me through what your plans are for these four or five days? To be fair, they're gonna be in school so it's not gonna be in school so you're gonna be in school so it's not gonna be in school so it's not the end, to be fair. it's literally just like pick up pick like pick like pick like pick like pick like pick like pick like pick like pick like pick their pick their pick their pick their pick, I I I I I I I I I's like pick their, like pick their, like pick up, like pick up, like pick up, like, like, like, I'll, I'll, like, I'll, I'll their, I'll their, like, I'll thi-a, thi-a' thi-a' thoops, thoom, thoom, tho-a, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, thrown, th bad, it'll be fine. We haven't sorted out the date. So when we've got all the dates, we know a bit more, I'll talk you through my plan of action. This week's, I've not been at home that much because I've been gigging lots. Yeah.

Because we've been doing the parent and hell shows and I've doing our tour shows. So I did thrown. yourself on stage that's what they say about you. I just leak energy. You do. I'd love to inject that into people's ears but I am this has been quite funny though. One of the most disgusting images I've ever thought of really that that you leak energy and inject it into people's ears but carry on. I've got a bit of an issue with the gymnastics club the kids go to. Oh yeah go to gymnastics. Oh yeah they go to gymnastics on gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics gymnastics the gymnastics the gymnastics in have to one goes in and then the other goes in because they're a different age

group, so it's a bit annoying. You're sitting in the car basically on your phone for an hour and then do shifts and then one goes in I think I imagine like a forward roll with a star jump. So you're not allowed to go in and watch? No, you don't go in and watch, which is, you know, fine. No, you're allowed to see if there's a competition or whatever, worried they're boosting? I did see a lot of blood transfusion equipment being moved in and out of the hall Just to keep the energy up, but I don't know if that was There's a spin class next door or something, but you know, but you know, they're the bendiest of most energetic They've ever been so I've been so whatever they're on me some they're on you've got to give us five pounds to tak. the tha tha th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th me th me the the the their the the their the the their the the their their that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their that's that's that's that's that's their their that's their their thou's their their their they. their their they. that's that's that's their their their the, we passed the first level, oh brilliant, and we get a medal. I was, oh well done, show us your medal. It went, oh no, no, you've got to give us five pounds to take him to get it. What? I know!

Are they part of a pyramid scheme? I don't know what it is. That's a bit cheeky, because you're a bit, so they've got to go win with a fiver for a medal. Is that normal? You're asking the wrong person, I've no, I've no, no experience of gymnastics medals, Rob. You went though, you just never got the medals? You just never got the medals, you just never passed a course. For six years, they still can't quite get the first medal so they just can't get that forward roll. Exactly. You can't. You. You. You. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't. You can't, you. You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't the the the the the the the the the the th. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no. No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the experience experience experience the the the th to hear that your daughters are doing better than me, it's a real kick in the teeth. Oh no, it's all right, it's one of those things. But yeah, no, I don't know if that's a thing or not, but then it's about a feel a bit unfair, if you're like a bit tight on cash that week and you've got a few kids.

Can't keep banging out of five, they've like become really successful and they did Desert Island discs they would go well yeah I remember when you know I've worked really hard and passed my gymnastics and my parents couldn't afford the five pound gold medal or even worse they could afford it they just didn't want to give it to me and it's like some sort of like fire in the belly. What you should think that would be a good thing to say. You do not deserve a medal until you have won the Olympics. Oh, they come and go, oh, I pass my test. All right, yeah.

Show me you didn't. No one, think about it. No one didn't pass. Yeah, how convenient. Oh, what's that? The brother of the owner of the club? Oh, what does he do? He makes medals. Think about it. Yeah, he works in Timpsons. It's not trickling down, it's trickling up, mate. Yeah, think about it, your sheep.

You fucking sheep. I know you're six, but wake up. And then get two five pound notes, Rob, about it. They're controlling you with their medals. So tell me how that goes when you do it, okay? Yeah, let's go next week how that goes down with them. This is me getting old now and you know, when you start to get old and you become a dad and you think, no, I'm still pretty down with kids.

I'm good with technology, I all they can see is your ear. That's basically where we all end up. Yeah. You know Disney Plus right? Yeah. You got Disney Plus, you? In Canto and all that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I got it for the Beatles documentary but yeah. Well I wondered why I couldn't find certain things like the Beatles documentary or dope. to their to their their.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to their to to their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. t. t. t. te. tea. tea. teat. te. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. t. Do you know why? I've been watching it with a child parental lock on it, even for me. Oh no. I didn't know that you have to update it and put their age. Oh my god.

I didn't realize all this stuff was on it. No. Honestly, we watched dope sick last night. It was brilliant. But I feel like an old nano'n'en's been watching sky. that's not. to 9 o'clock. Ridiculous. So when did you realize someone said this is on Disney Plus and you're like it's not? Well no everyone kept on saying what's dope sick and we couldn't find it and then Lou worked it out. What is this

thing? Dope sick? Oh it's a drama about it. It was basically a painkiller that was an opioid that was released and those people got addicted to it and then lost their jobs and became homeless and all that but it was marketed as non-addictive and it's just about that basically. Oh wow. To be fair, it's not the kind of thing you want your four-year-old watching so I think I'm great it's great yeah all I'd say is the parental controls a top-notch on Disney to the the point the point to the point the point to the point the point to the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the point the the the point the the point the the the the the the point the the the the point the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th is the of the of the of the of theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. that's that's that's the of that's that just trying to find what have I missed? So were you logging in as your daughter? Yeah, but then I've been watching loads of sports documentaries on it. Yeah, they've got those really good ESPN 30 for 30 ones. Oh, yeah, and then I was like, there's only a few on here, but then I imagine the ones that got a few swears in and then I watch the other day. I watch a documentary Josh about this end. A the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. T. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've got they're they're they're. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. they's. they's. I've. I've. they's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they's. they's. Yeah. they's. Yeah. they's. I've. they're. they're. I've they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're got their. I've got their. I've got their. they've got their. I've got they've got they've got they've got theirs and 70s and then you see them walking around the new Raiders stadium Las Vegas and they're like oh my god and it's like they like hated each other and there was gonna be all this beef and then All of a sudden then they're go to talk to each other at the end and then it was only at the end I realized that it was computer images I thought it was the real people. But let's be honest that is a fucking insane thing to do in a documentary. Why have they done that? I don't know but you know like they were I don't think that's your fault Rob I don't think it is either Josh.

Why would you go oh yeah I tell you what they've done here they've reanimated so two corpses? Yeah imagine if you watch. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've the their. tel. tell. tell you're tell you're tell you're to tell you're tell you're tell you're the the the the the the the the the the the the think of an example of a documentary. The Beatles! Yeah, if at the end of that, they played the gig, and then an old John Lennon and George Harrison played with Paul McCartney and Ringo's star. Yeah, that wouldn't be an acceptable way to end that. No, but at least you know that they're dead. I've never heard of these people. No. So I'm thi' I've th. I've th. I've never th. I've never th. th. than't than't their than't their their than't than't their than't than't their their than't than't thathea. tho. tho. thathea their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. th. the. the. the. the. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. thea. th. I'm backing you up here. Okay, sorry, yeah, thank you. So no, but I just felt so stupid, then I showed Lou. And then once you realize their computer people, it's so obvious.

Yeah. Does it look like toy stories? Yeah. And Lou, it was like, are you all right? I went, no, but they didn't, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, th. th. they, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. Davis was a NFL owner, he owned the coach and then owner of the Raiders, Oakland Raiders, and he wanted to move them. But why have they done that bit at the end? It wasn't just that bit at the end. They were talking all the way through, like it was current day. They're in the stadium and he's going, yeah, because we really fell out. But I don't know where they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they're they're they're they're their they're their their. their. their. they're their. their. they're their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their their their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. they've got this audio from because it's new or it's not archive. Well if they can make him physically someone could do an impression. Yeah well exactly I think that's what's happening but look at they're so computer generated it's so embarrassing now.

I've sent you. Oh my god I'm just looking at the picture. It's awful I can't believe it confused me. This is the picture right that I'm looking at the guy in the suit. Yeah the guy. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's. that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they's. they's. they's. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're so so so so so they're they're they're they're they're they're so so they're they're they're Yeah, I mean, it's so embarrassing. I mean, I'm going to watch it now to see what it's like. But at the beginning, honestly, because he's walking around all in new clothes and he looks old and he's talking about, oh, we're so happy to be in the new stadium, but he died before the stadium was built? So when did you find out he died? talking. He didn't say I'm dad did he? No, no I had to Google it because I was like they look weird and then all the other images of them were them sat down talking so a bit like deep fake you know deep fake you know deep fake yeah yeah how they filmed it was people dressed up as them doing impressions of them and then they put like computer generated images on their faces and made their mouth moves so it was real people but then but but but but but the the they but their their people their people their people their people their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they they were to to to to to to to to to to to to to they were. they were. they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they they were their th I I th thi thi thi thi thi thi the. the. thi. their they. the. the. thi. their they were their they were they were they. But then at the end I think it was just, I don't know, but I was really upset. It is a weird way to do a documentary. To be fair to you, Rob, it's a strange thing to do in a documentary. It's a weird documentary to watch, but

I'm watching that because there's not many options when you're under 14 for anything other than cartoons? Can I just ask? How many people to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their their. their. their. their their. their their their th. th. th. th. to be th. today. today, today, today, today, today, to th. the. to be their to be their their of 14 are interested in a documentary about the way the NFL franchise system works? It's such a nerdy documentary. About quite, I don't know, but it's on there. Because I think they should do parental guidance for like, if they're swearing, but also you don't want to see this. Yeah, you're not interested in this bullshit. That's why the Beatles onesto watch this load of crap. The good news is now I'm sure there must have been parents watching Disney with the cap on and not really, and there's loads of other content on there so now you know. So with CBBs though, right? I'm not missing

out on anything there, that's just all kid stuff right? I haven't got some late night. That hasn't got some some late night stuff that I'm missing out on because I'm that I that I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not that's not that's not that's that's not that hasn't the that's not that's not that's that's not that's not that's not that hasn't there's there's there's there's not there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the the the the the the the the the th the tho the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the tho the the the the tho there's not there's there's there's the wrong way. Oh no, you've not seen, hey Doug, he does Dallas. I haven't seen it. Oh, mate, he's a fucking dirty bear. It's weird, because that's the kind of thing I do. Do you know what I mean? Not, not, not, not, look, go, go, go to Dallas and have sex with a bear. He's a dog, isn't he? He's a dog, is he, isn't he? He? He? He? He? He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's a dog. He. He's a dog. He. He's a dog. He. He's a dog. He's a dog. He's a dog. He's a dog. He's a dog. He's a dog. He's a. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a thi. He's a thi. He's a thi. He. He. He. He. He's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a thi. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a thi. He's a th. He's a th. He's a th. He's a the. He's a thi. He's a that's a that's a thi. He's a thi. He's a dog. Oh my god. Is he computer generated as well? Don't break it to me. Hey, Doug, he's a dog, he, he's a dog. I thought it was a bear. Oh no. Oh, it's a fucking dog.

It looks like a bit like a bear though. I don't know. I always associated an animal that would be able to run a class of kids. So that is on the one hand why I see where you're coming from. The other hand, he does wharf throughout. Yeah, I'm not really listening though. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This episode is brought to you by Nisprasso. Elevate your morning coffee in the morning to the on-the-go cup. Make every morning unforgettable with Nispresso. Discover a world of possibilities

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But then for the next 18 years, you're fabricating a birthday for your child, just because you wanted 250 quid. And then you know, and it's happy birthday, and you just look at each them and go, it's not. It's not. It's tomorrow. And then on their 17th birthday, which they think is their 17th birthday, they want a driving lesson on their 17th birthday. And you don't want to tell them, you've been lying to them about their birthday for 17 years. So you take them out and then the police pull you over and look at the passport and it turns out you're driving illegally Rob. No but they're gonna have to forge it from the beginning. Oh yeah but you can't forge the birth, you can lie to people, you wouldn't be allowed to

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my agent text to me on Friday Josh your agents left you 15 years ago no I know you still have an agent is younger than the agent actually my agent's younger than me actually my agent and she's like an Alan Parton actually my agent a little fun fact actually my agent is younger than me yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, big time, yeah. I just think being represented by a 10-year-old doing my career a lot of help. If you're aging 18 years old, where the fuck you are? I don't know what that is! Ha ha ha ha!

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Yeah, but she claims it's because you shouldn't mix alcohol with the after effects of COVID, but I'm not sure if that's the thing. I do think if you've th you have and getting smashed on the first day you're allowed out is not, it's probably not the best, is it? No, but you know, you live and learn. You live and learn, go on. Exactly. That's never going to be repeated that. Do you want some emails? This one's good, actually, I'm the one because I've got it up. Morning guys just to listen to today's episode about being the most tired and having to work. I used to loan work at

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left the back window slightly open the day before. After all that the ice was on the inside of the car window. Oh my God. That's Zoe. What a horrible, horrible morning. Oh my God. Being tired is so shit. It's rubbish, Rob. I've got another tired than Josh. We'll do some more tired than Josh's and I've got a boomer to finish their off on.

Hi, I love the podcast. I can't wait to see you live. As you listen, we've done it. It was great. Thank you all for coming. What a night. Who'd have thought it ended that way? Hi, I love the podcast. So the funniest thing I've ever done on lack of sleep is go to work in odd shoes. I mean it depends on the shoes, didn't it? If it's like, you know, two converse, but one's like a bit a slightly darker shade. Yeah. But anyway, if you've got one like one running shoe and the world's. There's no more details on that. No, I'd like to know what shoes. You've got to give us more on that. Was it a slipper on a shoe? We need to know the shoes. Come on. Come on. My son was up at 430 a.m. for 18 months and I went back to work after six months. I had a huge meeting to call night. to. to. to. the. to. the. too. the. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. tooes. tooe. tooe. too. too. too. too. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, t. the. t. t. t t t t t t t t t t t toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. t t on. Off I rush to the local shop to buy a new pair. Thinking of it now, I do not know ever how I performed my job to a good standard. But I think the answer is you probably didn't but they let it slide. Yes. It's another one about being tired.

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He goes, I know what they are. I know what they are. I had one of my first wedding. Oh God. Anyway, so... Small business shout-out. Yes, let's do that and then we'll finish it for the day. Got an email Rob from someone who's at one of our live show previews. Oh yeah, go on. The email begins, nice I've provided some fodder for your live show, open brackets, the hipster with long socks, closed brackets. Yeah, he had a pair of DMs on a really long thick yellow socks, like he was on, toaaaaa and toe, toe, thiiiiiiiii and thi and thi-a, thi-a, thi-a, thi-a, thi-a, thi-s, thi-a, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi, thi, thi, thi, I tho, I tho, I've tho, I've thi, I've, I've, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I thi, I, I, I I thi-a, I I I I I thi-a, I thi-a, I I I thi-a, I thi-a, I thi-s, I thi-s, I thi-s, I'm thi-s, I'm thi-s, thi-s, thin, thananananan, thanan, thananan, tha'-s, tha'-s, tha'-s, tha'-s, thi-s, thi-a- long, thick, yellow socks like he was on safari and then rolled up brown

trousers and a green jacket like some sort of scout leader. Wow, he's a long-time listener and love with a pod. I'm also a new lockdown parent. Firstly thanks for getting me through those early days when I didn't know what day it was, spent every waking hour just trying to keep my new found bundle of joy alive. I've recently jacked in my job in the city, open brackets, London, closed brackets, strange decision that. Really is weird to say London as if like, which one, Winchester? Yeah, like the city, it means. In the city, it means. In the city, it's a the only city that matters is the country's London, like, but isn't it? It's a city of London, it's different part of London where all the banks the banks the banks the banks. the banks. the banks. their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, thi. It's, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to th. th. th. th. there. there. to, to, to, to, to to to, to to to to, to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. there. there. there. there. theree. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I's thoooooooooooooooe. toe. to-n't is to-n't to-n't to it isn't, it's a city of London, it's a different part of London where all the banks are, basically, isn't it?

He did not look like he worked in the bank. You can't wear a carbogan a bank. He wouldn't have fitted in around Liverpool Street on a Friday at 4 p.m. No way, no way at all. It looks like he's selling bagels. with my little life-sucking angel. I've started Southmaid based in Crystal Palace. We specialize in wood-based creations for the home, everything from vintage reclaimed furniture through to full room transformations. I'd really appreciate a shout-out. People can check me out at South Maid Studio on Instagram.

Cheers Eddie. There he goes. So basically he's a carpenter. Yes he is. But Rob. Okay. I'm just trying to work outenter. Yes he is. But Rob. Okay. I'm just trying to work out the fuck he does. But he's a carpenter. He's a carpenter. Yeah, it looks nice. Basically, he takes wood, makes things. Yeah, that's carpenter.

Rob, you saw those socks. He's not a carpenter. He specializes in wood-based furniture. creations, carpenter. I'll too even, he says creative carpentry across London, but he's a carpenter, but a trendy carpenter with lovely socks. I tell you what, if you find it awkward though, because he's not very geesey at all is he? Yeah, no. So if you feel a bit awkward if people are a bit too geysery that come in, jogging bottoms, a bottle of luke, a bottle of lucarine, th, th, a bottle of th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, but a thi, but a thi, but a tree, a thi, but a tree, but a tree, a tree, a treen, a treen, a treen, a treen, a treen, a treen, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a tree, a your guy. It'll be in, it'll come in with a lovely sourdough bit of avocado on toast. He does good stuff, he does lovely jobs. If you like wood with a soft finish, he's your guy.

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to set up with your sister, but that's fine. I've set up this new business with my mom, the Dildo company, and you know. We sat up the date night box company in lockdown to help people keep that date night going. This is a good idea I'm already on board with this. And even out of lockdown. I'd be leaning forward at this point. And even, yeah, even out of lockdown, it's quite, yeah, even out of lockdown, it's quite good. Anyway, when we were locked in, in a parent, I realize it's great for people who are unable

to get out due to having small children. With babysit is so expensive and sometimes having their energy, our boxes deliver a date to your door so no need to leave the house. The boxes include activities, snacks, drinks, playlist, and all based around a location. the th've just added a Rome box. I'm on the website. Oh lovely. Our website is W.W.W.D.W.D.W. The Date Night Box Company. Instagram is the Date Night Box Company. Instagram is the Date Night Box Company. Instagram. Instagram is the Date Night Box Company. Don't blame your sister, mate. DmbC I think just call it the date night box company but DmbC could be like you could have that as the

logo. I mean just focus on those letters I don't know why I'm giving you this year. Thanks again for the fun I'm coming to the Hackney Empire show so we're looking forward to live performances Kat Kirstie also it's not as That was weird because there's two sisters. Two sisters. Having a date night. Would you get one if it was Bromley? A Bromley one? Yeah. No, there'll be nothing in it. Just an empty box, Bromley Date Night. Bromley.

What would you put in it? It probably should be like a gram of coke. That would be it for Bromley. That sums up, a gram of coke and a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their there, there, there, and a there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, no. No. No. No, there, there, there, there, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No. No. No, there, there, no, no, no. No. No. No, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, th, there, the there, th, there, there, there' there'll there'll there'll thoo, there'll there'll be there'll be there'll be there'll be there'll be there'll be no. I think you'd sell loads. Yeah. Deliver door to door. Right, Josh, we've banged on for ages out. Right, Josh, I'll see you next week. And yeah, we'll be back soon with guests.

We've got loads books in. We start recording this week. Yes, very excited. Or last week, because this is recorded this week. So we've already started recording. And thaaaaahahaughhaughha, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, we're, we're, we're, we're, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, to, we's, to, to, to, to, too. too. to, too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too, too. too, we're, too. too, too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too, we're, we're this is recorded this week. Yes. So we've already started recording. And let me tell you they were great. Yes, loving it. So they'll be coming soon. Some of the best interviews we've ever done. Yeah. I've said that about every person we've ever interviewed. So. Set one. It was that. Wow. Okay. Go back and listen to every interview see which one I didn't say it about. Okay. All right. See you'll th.