Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S04 EP7: New shoes vicar?

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Willicum. Welcome to Parent in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully, hoa' they're not coping. So, and we'll also be hearing from you, the listener with your tipses, tips, tips, with your tips, with your tips, with your tips, tips, with your tip, with your tip, tip, with your tip, with your tipes, with your tipes, with your tipes, with your tipes, tipes, with your tri- trials, the trials, trials, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their their tri-a, tri-a, tri-a, tri-a, tri-a, trials, trials, trials, trials, trials, trials, their trials, trials, trials, trials, trials, trials, trials, trials, to to trials how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe.

Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're doing. Hello you're listening to Parenting Hill with... Hey Kit. Can you say Rub Beckett? Bob Beckett. And can you say, Josh Whitticum. Oh, that was a... I mean... Josh Dickleum? Yeah, come on.

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Who's that? Hors Dickermon. One of my favorite German footballers. Hello guys. I'm Claire and I'm originally from Oz and now live in the Barbican in central London. That's what I was going to say actually but you didn't ask me. Oh God I'm sorry. I was going to say Australian Brisbane probably and now at the Barb- they live in the Barbican you... I'm not going to make this all London-centric and about the different areas of London, but fucking out is a central bit of London to live in isn't it's a a big sort of like mad metropolis but it's a bit I think it's very much personally no offense I couldn't think of somewhere worse to live

however no offense but but it is very cool and very London I imagine if you're from Australia it's like me wanting to live next to the Sydney Opera house yeah they're really cool and quirky flats and it's brutalist architecture but it's very much you've got to be into that vibe is there much brutalist architecture in Sydney, Rob? No, there is an in Sydney, however, I was due to be brought up in a tiny council estate in Woolage, which was very much similar to that. However, we didn't in the end because of my dad's work. Oh God. I don't know what's going on, Ralph. My dad did better at work than expected and they managed to move us to a nice bit

of South East London, no offence, Woolage. Wasn't he a cabbie? Let's get bogged down in my dad's work arrangements at that time. Okay. Okay. Let's not, let's not do that, okay. Anyway, Barbican is very cool and tridling. And it's the kind of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of that of of of of that of of that that that that of of that that that tha that tha tha thi thi thi thi thi thi, that that that that that that. thi. that to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. thoes the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that to to to to to to to that to to that to that And it's the kind of place that Claire lives with her partner and her daughter Freya 7 and Sun Kit too. Kit has provided the attached dodgy intro for you.

Have you googled the Barbican. Well, I've driven through the Barbican. But there's a big bit in the middle of a little lake and stuff and it looks like sort of like the Olympic like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic Olympic the o o o' Oh, I see. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's amazing. Bloody out! What is that in London? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the Barbican flats. That looks like something in Dubai. So they've got one in Thamesmead that's sort of a similar style, like brutalist architecture, and it was supposed to be like the future of metropolitan living. However, Thamesmede is a bit ruffer and it just turned into like loads of little, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, thi, thi, thi, them, thi, them, them, them, thi, thi, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th an th, th an th an thi, thi, thi, thi, than, than, than, than, than, than, than, theean, looks thanks, looks like thanks, looks like thanks, looks like thanks, looks like th police could never catch anyone that was being naughty because it's so confusing it's not like normal streets. Rob how much we've been talking to your children recently? Why? Because you just described criminals as being naughty. Well they are not they're the naughtiest boys and girls. In many ways

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much as well. But the baby happily slept through the entire game, including the two goals scored by Liverpool who beat Wolves 2-0. They haven't been back since. Please don't parent shame us too harshly. I've got a good story about a baby in a baby and a baby and a baby and a baby and thapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I I I I I'm I'm I'm I'm I I'm I'm I'm I th. I th. I I I th. I th. I th. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thooo. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thooo. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th Fomino went to go and watch Frozen. Yeah. Me and Romish doing an episode of Robin Romish about West End musicals. I don't know if I'm allowed to say, but I have. Put it on your, um, I've seen pictures on your Instagram. Oh, fair enough. Anyway, so we went and met Samantha Barks.

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She's got a really weird mood, Josh. I'm in a combined with very little sleep because I had a horrendous day at work yesterday. I'll explain that later. Can I just ask who's holding the boxing pads? Lou, the mate who does boxing with, he does the pads. Lou does it with him as well and then does boxing. A bit of fun. Oh, you know what, that's why, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho, tho, thi. thi. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, I. their, I's their. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tha. tha.that kind of humor. That sort of 1970s implied that my wife's having sexual relations with a boxing trainer which actually is a bit

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that email because the email will come tomorrow. Everyone can have them on Friday. their today. I'm not saying, tha saying, tha. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thate. thoe. tho. tho. tho. thoe. the. the. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoe. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the Well, it's true, but also what I would say is, without blowing our own trumpet too much, the Hackney Empire, it is going to sell out on the first day. Yeah, but it's quite likely to. We did those early ones to make sure that we could do a show and it's a really good show, and it'll be even bigger. they couldn't come so I think it will pretty much sell out quite quickly so yeah I start to main list getting quick and and then yeah I can't wait to do them Josh they're gonna be amazing I don't want to pin too much about the

show but I don't even remember get your cock out it's Christmas I don't think that made the cut get your cock out is Christmas I don't make the cut no I think the cuck out I think I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin I th thin I thin thin thin thin' thin' they're they're they're they're thin' they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're try they're they're they're they're they're they're they're this one. Oh, I'd love to ask you. Because we're recording this the day before Valentine's Day. Let's just ask what your Valentine's plans are, Rob. Okay, I ordered Lou some flowers on a delivery service about three months ago just to get a slot in and I haven't got a card or a... I don't want to hear about your private life Rob. More shoes, Vicka! And me and Lou had a conversation this morning amongst the very busy, stressful day, I said, I can't make for Valentine's what we're doing. She went, well I haven't got you a card or a present and I went ditto.

But I've got the surprise for hours coming. Oh nice. Rose sent me a link to a bag, Rob for Valentine's Day. It's a bit presumptuous in it? Well it is Rob because I would say it was 60 times what I'm willing to spend. A 60 pound bag. It's unbelievable the price of stuff these days. Because we've got no life Rob. We've got an at home you know those restaurant boxes you get? Oh yeah the sad fuck dinner. Oh yeah the sad fuck dinner. Josh yesterday right I got back last night I did a gig in Cheltenham on Friday night and then last night the gig was in Lower Stoft. Oh mate. Do you how long it takes to drive from Cheltenham's Lower Stoughed. I'd say five

hours. Yes it does. Four and a half to five hours. Oh my god. What an incredible pointless knowledge of the British geography I have. Didn't go on one motorway, 220 miles. Oh mate. A roads all the way. Get your confidence up, Rob. I think you're ready to drive on a motorway. And then there was a one! And then there was a one!

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Why would you do that? I don't like, I don't like internal flights if I can afford. I don't really like... Who doesn't like shorter flights? I don't really like those small planes, they freak me out. You don't like flying. Is there a direct flight from Edinburgh to Cardiff? Yeah. You are clinically insane. If you come in there moaning you're tired again. I'm not, I'm looking forward to it. Probably I've got seven hours on my own on a train. No, I don't like that. Seven hours! Yeah, that's not a good thing. I'm finally going to get to finish that fucking Beatles documentary. Yeah, but if you flew th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm th. I'm that thate. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I th. I th. I's th. I th. I th. I's th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. theeeeea theeea thea to theea to thea. to theea. thetime in the hotel or in the dressing room on a sofa. Where you planning in

Cardiff? I spent too much time in dressings last night. There was a moment last night, there was a moment last night, yeah, lovely gig in Eastbourne, thank you to everyone who came in Eastbourne. That was a lovely experience. But come on, come on, give me the but. There was a moment in the the there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there the there there there the there there there there there there there there there the the the the the the the there was a moment, there there there was a there was a there was a moment, there, there, there, there was a there was a there was a there was a there was a there was a there was a there, there, there, there, there, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, the. But, the. But, the. But, to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the. But, theat. But, the. But, the. But, is supporting me. Yeah, and she's from Brighton. So obviously she went home after she's been on right Because he spawns near Brighton. Okay. Yeah, he loved geography. There's a moment in the break Did you fly there or did you get a train or hopscotch all the way? I've got a car. Chopper. Oh, I've got to tell you I did tell you this Rob. I got a lot. I'm I'm I'm I got the the I did. I did the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told their. I did told. I did to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I did. I did. I did. I did the the the they. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did told. I did. I did. I did told. I did to to tooday. It's like fucking jazz, what's going on? There's no structure. There's no trucature. It's no jazz.

Michael, come back. Bada-ba-ba-o-chip-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa. Go on, Josh. Oh right, so I'll put a pin in my Maisie Adamanic boat. No, no, no, I'll tell, I'll tell, I'll th-I was telling you about. So she left so in the break there was a moment oh and get this. I finished a fucking story! It's part of the story it's part of the story. Oh my god it's like black mirror. Rose had got a babysitter to go and watch Ed Gamble at Howie the Empire because it was Matthew Crosby's birthday and a few of them were going to watch Ed Gamble. No, Fed said, terrible birthday.

I know, I wasn't, I wasn't totally gutted that I was in Eastpool Rob. But I tell you what was slightly galling. I've been on tour two years, she hasn't been to see it. Oh my god, so she's seen Gamble before you. She's got a babysit to see Gamble about the second week of his tour hasn't seen my show. Anyway, Lou sees me once every three years. What about performing? Oh God! Shoot me in the head! What happened in Eastbourne? So I was just sat in Eastbourne at 9pm in the dressing room on my own, reading a match report on the Guardian that I'd already read on the BBC. Having a cup of tea and I thought, it's 9 p.m. on a Saturday night. What the fuck is going on in my life? That I'm sat sober alone in Eastbourne looking at my phone at 9 p.m. on a Saturday night.

Yeah, but you were doing a gig. You didn't just go there for that. No, I know, but there was just a moment of realization where I was like, yeah, what am I doing? You're bringing joy to tens of people. Josh? Do you know what Rob? Have you got my lost to? Is it too much? No, do you know what? It does bring back a bad memory? No, I do you know what? It does bring back a bad memory? It's th. What? What? What? What? What? What? It's? What? It's? th? What? What? th? What? th? What? What th? What th? What th? What th? What th? What th? What th? What th? What th? What th? What th? What th? What th? What th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What th th th th th th th? What? What? What? What th th th th th th th? What th th th th? What th th th th th thi? What thi? What that that that that that? What that? What that? What that? What that that that that that that? What that? What that? What thatand seats. Josh? Do you know what, Rob? Have you got my lost to her? Is it too much? No, do you know what? It does bring back a bad memory because one of the reasons Eastbourne was nice because it was the toll was the lowest moment of my touring career.

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It has got a bed in it, Rob. When there's a bed in a dressing room, I just sort of think, what's happened in that bed? What dirty pantomime fuckfest is happened in the final night of the run? Jack and his beanstalk just spraying magic beans everywhere. The socially distant sports bar, Ellis James and Mike Bubbins, I mean come at some kind of shagg fest. The front of the Panama, I'm all shag in the back of the horse and some sort of sick animal bang. Do you know Sean Lott used to take a bed everywhere he went? Roll up bed? A roll up bed? On tour. It's not a bad chat is it. It's a good idea. It's a good. the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the th. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. I'm all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thea. S. I'm thea. S. S. I'm thea. S. S. S. I's. S. I's. S. S. I th. S. S idea, isn't it? It's a good idea. In lower stuff, there wasn't many places to eat, Josh. No, there really isn't. I've had that before. God, I'm boring about touring. Do you know what I had for lunch?

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No, the reason I'm saying it was 2013. Yeah. The owner acted like J. Lowe had walked in. It was incredible. And what? Because you guys have done a bit of tele? Yeah. Oh wow. It was probably the most I've ever felt like a superstar when I went to that Mexican and Lower Stoft. And the least I've ever felt was last night backstage and Eastbourne. Oh mate, never mind. Never mind. We've made it though. We've made it back to back to the podcast it back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back the podcast back the podcast back the podcast back the podcast back the podcast back the podcast back the podcast back the podcast back looking after my kids as well as this tour. Have you? Yeah, not as much as Lou has, to be fair. I've got a bit of a bone to pick though with Air Thrill, Catford.

What the hell is Air Thrill, Catford? Well, it's like some sort of like kids, like, it's like, soft play, like, Lou booked it, told them we go in air for all they're all excited we're showing pictures on the internet two hours before we get there like speak like inflatable slides and all that kind of stuff two hours before we go get a phone call I know yeah sorry we've can't canceling your session what they'd overbooked no that's bollucks in it I can take it if I get canceled if I get canceled I need to pay him a mortgage I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to their their to their to their their to their their their their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to get a new cult audience. I've spoke to you about this. But I can take it if something I'm doing, the plans change. But a child's plans are so set in stone in their head.

My poor sister-in-law, she was already at the McDonald's next door with her daughter. What? Wait in? Because took him air jump instead. Air jump? Air jump? I've got a problem with air jump as well. Like, I know we're try and big up places, but also I think we should tell when people are arso. So air thre. So air thre. So air thre. You're in my bad book. Otherwise we're not going to get all that good treatment that that that that that that that that that that that be treated as well, just if people are listening. No one's been treated well when you're on a trampoline park with your kids, you're surviving the day before you get home and hopefully they sleep. Anyway, so you know these trampoline parks,

right? I don't know where you'd run to. Anyway, so you know all these different trampoline parks. Basically, you have to buy a pair of their socks, which I totally get. What? I like when you go bowling? Yeah, but basically you buy a pair. You get in, they give in, they give you a pair of socks that. And underneath they've got like sticky stuffy stuff, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, their, their, too, their, too, too, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their, their their their their their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their. their, tap, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape,'s for safety. I totally get that, and underneath is sort of like rubbery stuff so you don't slip over, okay?

So we've got a big draw full of all different trampoline socks, one for air jump, one for like, whatever it's called, the other place we go to. Anyway, Lou gru try to the tape.geois. So, so. So. So. that you. the th. than, tha. thea. thea, thea, the-a, the-s. the-s, the-s, the the their. their their their their their thr-s, their their their, so their, so their, so their, so their, so their, their, their, their, their, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tr-s. tr-s. tr-s. tr-s. tr-s. tr-a. tr-a. tr-s. tr-a. tr-s. tr-a. tr-s. tr. tr. t take them and you have to buy some. It's like a neck pillow when you go on holiday. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, so Lou turns up at Airjump with the kids and she's got like jump park socks from another place and then oh sorry you can't wear them. Oh come on. They're not official air jump ones but they are fucking, they're fucking trampoline socks, they know they're trampoline socks but it's a fucking. trapoline. trapoline. trapoline. trapoline. their their trapoline. their trapolome. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. Tampol- their their their their trapolin's a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tapol-up. tapolome. tapolome. tapolomea. tapole. tape. tapeole. tapeole. tape. tapeole. tape. tapeole. tape. tape. tapol's bang out of order, isn't it? Yeah, that is, oh, I'd be livid. I'd be absolutely human.

I don't think that's okay. I get they've got all the insurance and stuff. The socks don't come into the insurance, surely. No, I totally somewhere just with a different logo on. Yeah, I'm sorry I'm still obsessing over the fact you've got a draw of trampoline socks. I've got a draw trampoline socks. You have so much space in zone five. It's incredible. I've got a draw for trampoline socks. I've got a drawrown draw to draw the draw the of the space you'd have for the trampoline tops. If we had trampoline soaps, we'd have to throw them straight out

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Big belly dad, which is not ideal, To them I have, they're tiny. My belly's much bigger in theirs. The dog was ill, under and 50 quid antibiotics, keeps having liquid shit. Oh God, have you got it insured, Rob? Loo's got it insured. You've got to insure your pets. I will bet you, though, Lou will not send that letter to the insurance to claim it back. I guarantee you that will sit in a draw, that's th and that's that's th and that's th and it, th and it, th and it, th and it, th and it, th and it, th and it, th and it, thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi ti tip, keeps tip, keeps tip, keeps tipe tipe tipe tipe tipe tipe tipe tipe tipe keeps keeps keeps tipe know what, I'm going to say it. Once she's paid the excess, this is how the insurance gets you. Every time you do something, it's like,

yeah, but once you paid the excess and then it'll affect your rate, is it worth claiming it? And you're like, well, what's the fucking point? And also, I do I do I I I I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I the dog, I think, I the dog, I do think, I do think, I do think, I do think, I do think, I do the dog, I do the dog, I do the dog, I do the dog, I do the the the the the the the the thi, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th... th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, to. tooo. too., to., to., to., to. to. to. to. tho. tho. tho.. I heard a scream from downstairs. I thought we were being like burgled or attacked and he went, Fred's not eating his breakfast. And I was like, do you know how less of a shit I give? How little I care about that dog. And you know she was stressed because the dog normally wharfs down the breakfast absolutely allows it but didn't want it because he's got a dicky tummy. Um right so this is something else I want to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the to the to the the to the to be. the the the the the the to be. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I'm. their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's not. I's not. I's their. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. dickie tummy. Um, right, so this is something else I want to talk about. I did 10 shows in 12 days, I mentioned it last time, right?

And the last one was in Dartford, and the last one was in Dartford, the last one, I've, felt fine with myself, burst into tears, right? But like, like, the the, like that for about seven seconds and it went and I was normal again. Seven seconds of what? Sorry. What was that? What's that? What's that? That's just emotion coming out, right? Just relief? Suppressed emotion that you...

I got through it, maybe, like I was tired. Yeah, exactly. That's not normal, is it? No, do you know what's the weird bit? What? Is that it ended? Like, the burst into tears, I kind of buy that. Yeah. The fact that after seven seconds you were like, that'll do. That's the weird bit. But I had no, because I was like, and it was like, and then much for me, and I burst into tears, which has been known to happen.

When did that last happen? I don't know, it happens about once every three or four months, I'd say. I don't know what I'm laughing, it's just funny though, isn't it? Rose describes it as a trademark freakout. A trademark for a classic explosion. Yeah, but it'll last a good few minutes, thr? Yeah, because that's what happens with crying, but to cry for seven seconds is, I'd say, psychopathic behavior. And then just recover, like Ted Bundy. Yeah, just like, absolutely fine though,

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time. Yep. Who's zoos? I don't know what zoos is. Oh, I think I know been looking at that all week wondering what that means and I've it suddenly came to me did you have an amiga Rob no I didn't you're a little bit older me yeah so there was a game called Zool and which is like the amigas version of Mario like a kind of platform game yeah I'm just gonna send you a picture here so you see that character on the right okay so it looks like an ant with armor on. It's an ant. You fancy a woman ant? It's a cartoon female ant. It's a cartoon female ant. Rob. I'd say she's quite a fit actually. I'm not into it now but I could see why you might like it. Yeah. It was a cartoon female ant a bit Jessica rabbit vibes. I'd say Jessica Rabbit is prettier. To say I wasn't cool. The third person I fancied was a cartoon ant from a sequel, Zool 2,

to a game on the Amiga, not even the coolest game system at the time. What I'd say is 11-year-old Josh Widdockham, I don't think you could handle Danny Bear and Cindy Crawford? Do you know what? I don't think Ryan Giggs was looking over his shoulder. I think Zul would be a better entry point for you. And is, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, thin, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the th, th, the the th, th, thin, to say to say to say to to to say to to to say to to to to to the the the the the thin, the thin, the to the to better entry point for you and is the name Zoos from Zools? Zoo's. Okay so you jump into the animated world of female ants and now it's back to Claudia Schiffer. Yeah, very much a cliche there. But yeah I think what you've done there is you're too embarrassed to admit you fancy the computer ant and you've just put round them traditional women you should fancy at that stage. It's. It. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, ththa. thi, the, the. the. the. th. th. th. the, the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the. the. the the. the the. tttttttttoge. toge. togttoge. toge. toge. toge. toge. tha.'s like someone who doesn't know about football trying to talk about football. Yeah, okay, you don't know about women. At this stage, I know about ants. At this stage, now?

Oh my God! Now, come on. So Claudia Webster, then Becky Webster? Is she in Corny? Wobster? No, no, I don't remember fancying. Oh, backtracking that, mate. Just if you fancy Becky Webster, you fancy Becky Webster. No, I'm not saying I don't. Don't just give her a shit now. Don't know, I don't know, I probably did even fancy her. No, I'm not saying it like that. What I mean is, I'm not denying that I fan and get Becky Webster in contact now? No, I don't think so. Is she on Instagram? Do you follow her? No, I don't follow her on Instagram. I follow purely sexy ants.

Sexy, are you saying that Becky Webster is not sexy now? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm going to try and track down Becky Webster, actually. Yeah, if you couldn't, this was my secondary school. There was a thousand maybe my secondary school. Ooh. You're odd. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you went to school in New York. Why not, Becky.

So, that's it. They get married though. Right. Follow us. Let me try and find Becky Webster. No, you don't need to check now. Why not, Becky. So, oh, that's it, they get married though, don't they? You can ever find the girls from school and it's gone.

I mean, I've not already looked, so I don't know why I'd know that. I don't know why I'd know that. Oh God, this is impossible. What was her name? I don't think I'm giving out ammo like that. I don't think there's anything wrong with fancying people at school. When I was growing up, I fancied Caprice, I fancied Jordan. I was very, very virgin at school. Yeah. I felt like I supported a football team in the lower leagues and it started going, oh, where would you like to win the champions league? What's the point. you you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi? thi. thi? thi. thi. thi. thi. thi? I thi. thin. thin. thin. thin? I was thin? I was than, I was thin' thin' thin' th. I was, I was, I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's thaned. I thaned. I'm thananed. I'm thanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananed. I than with the tools I had. It was almost like pointless. You're just enjoying life in the lower leagues.

Yeah, exactly. It's like living in a flat and picking the swimming pool you would have. What's the point? Yeah, exactly. Anyway, let's get back to your list. Becky Webster, if you want to get in touch, Bex, I didn't. We'll get her in contact and maybe get her on the podcast. Sharon Stone, obviously. Obviously, so many cliched people that I didn't know anything about. So Analese from Neighbors.

Yeah, good choice. Classic choice. On Brand Widakum, Analise from Neighbors. Is this the laddest episode we've ever done? No, I think we're doing quite well to survive to survive, thak, thuuuuu, thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I, that, I, I's, that, I'm, that, that, that, that, I'm, I'm, that, that, that, that I'm, that, that, that I'm, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that's that's thi's that's thi, I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that I that I that that survive this actually, just sort of Googling women and then uncommitting what they look like. This is really weird. No, but I'm just looking at from a point of view of an 11-year-old and the final one, Josh, which I've got more questions and answers, fruit and nut bar woman. Yeah. What's this?

It's another one, along with the voice of the caramel bunny. No way, really? Yeah. So I fancy Miramagulies? You fancy Miramagolies, Rob? You fancy Miramagolies, thee. thrown. to you're all learning, aren't we? Exactly! There you go. You're with Becky Web. thooo. thea. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. friends, Rob. Josh, what else has been going on in your life? Anything else you want to share? I was just going to play the fruit and nut song.

Oh, go on. Everyone's a fruit and nutcase. Every one's for the sun ripe and raisins. Oh, she's a fruit. Oh, yes. Everyone's a crude is an upcase. Maybe if a tasty cut in his tongue. Give it an ovation. Why you come in this?

You get the gist. I tell you what, she's quite forward, isn't she? Do you know what? She's quite sexually aggressive. I can just imagine you down. Legs crossed, just thinking, what is life? This is what I'm into. Shuffling off upstairs. Disgusting man, boy.

Absolutely awful. Horrific imagery. Anything else you want to share, Josh, before I try and test you on modern things? I know. I mean, I've shown how bad I'm with modern things even in that list. No, it's been all right, parenting wise. How the kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids? kids? kids? kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? the kids? th. th. thi? thi? thi? thi? th. th. th. th. th. th. to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? th. th. th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th. th. th. thi? thi? thi? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? kids all right the kids waking up on time early late what's going on? He's so erratic. He's so erratic the baby Rob. Is that Craig Bellamy? Yeah honestly mate it's genuinely you don't know what you're getting it's like Matt Lettissue so yesterday maybe a non-90s football arrestant he's like Trump. Well I don't throwns I don't the the thrump thromb thromb has thromb has any thromb has any thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown throng thronge thronge th. th. thromb has any thu. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. thi. thin. thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thii. thiii. thii. thi. thi. thi. th don't think Donald Trump has any great moments. Well I don't know. It's like Oasis. Some of the

albums are great, some of the 90s again. What is wrong with me, Rob? What's happening now that's a bit of a mix bag? It's not the Dartford Tunnel. So anyway he woke up at 625 yesterday. That's good. that's the same. That's good. thi 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. I. thee. t. t. t. to. todd. the. the. the. thi. the. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. today. Pick a side mate. You don't know where you are, dear. No. And his bedtime's the same? Yeah, bedtime's exactly the same. He's doing all his naps. He's sleeping through as well, so I can't complain.

I've got a friend who's on a WhatsApp group with me. And his kids, this is how interrupted their sleep is. The other day on Friday I was with him, and I said, thaghap He said it was quite a good one last night actually. And I said what happened? And he said, both of them woke up twice. Four wakeups, Rob. He's a good friend. Can I hang around with him? You'll make me feel better.

It's insane. Four wake up. Four. Four wake up. The bad night was the night before had been five wakeups, plus one of them was up from four. Oh my God, even half five, you can't really moan like if they're sleeping through the night because my kids still wake up like half five, six some days, you know. Yeah, exactly. Poor Lou's taking a bit of a hit with that in recent weeks.

Oh, I know I said Lou's going away, she's going away with a mate, I think, for a little mini break. So she's going to have some time to rest and recuperate and I'll have the kids on my own for three nights, which would be fun, won't it? Yeah, they're the school though, they're in school bad. Do you know I've got some writing to do, Rob? Do you know what I'm gonna do it? When? I've got seven hours between Edinburgh and Cardiff. So what's the change? You get into Kings Cross and then you have to get down to the Padding, no, no, it's all down the west. There's direct. No, I thin, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th thi. th th th that that that that th that that that that tho, I've got th th tho, I've got the the tho, I've got the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've got that th. I've got to to to to to to to to that to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to theee away, doing some work, looking out the window. I feel like Poirot, it's wonderful. Fair enough, me and you have very different ideas of what's fun. Right, Josh, I need to test you on some modern things here, because you know you didn't know

about, um, if you're in town, bar, where are you at? Remember that from last week. I don't know about anything. I th anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything. Okay, this one's from Chris Marsden. What, the footballer, the Southampton footballer? From the 90s? Here we go, straight away! I've got no idea. It just says Chris Marsden on the thing. He's not given any more information, but he says, do you know the Island Boys? No, no idea what that is? I'm the island boys! Imagine if Jedwood were in a gang in LA. What? It's that kind of like, they're on Tick Tock, they sing and they're like, they've got spiky air. The Island Boys? They're not like popular as in like they're a big band, but everyone knows of Island Boys. And let me show you a picture of them. No, never heard of them.

You must have seen the Island Boys. I've never heard of the island boys. I'll play you what they do. I'll they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're not. they're they're not. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're they're they're th. they're th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thooooooooo. the. the. they're not they're not they're not they're not they're they're they're they're the. they're the are they doing? What do you mean that felt they look like? I don't want to sound old, Rob, but is that their actual hair? Yeah, I think it's, I don't know how they make it like that. I don't know if it's dreadlocks that have been pointed up and sprayed loads. Are they holding money? This is it, look. Boy, I'm just it like an island boy. You don't know the island boys? They just sort of sing that a bit.

No, I don't hate it. I don't hate it, Rob. They're big on Tick Tock. Also, Francis to Train Guy, do you know him? There's a point when I don't know if you're taking the piss out of me. Are you making things up. He's on Tick Tock and Instagram and he wears like a GoPro on his head and he's a train spa. What? How do you not? You must know him? You must. know him. What's wrong with Michael Portillo? You know, can we not just all be happy with Michael Portillo at this point? Josh, you must know, Francis, he's just done a collaboration with Gucci Northface and he's appeared in like, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th. How, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, thr. What, thr. What, thr. What, thr-a. What, thr-a. What, thr-I's thro. What, thr-a. What, thr- Gouchin Northface. I'll tell what, I'm gonna be gonna get a live reaction to a Francis the Train Guy video

and I want you to watch it. It's so much joy. And do you know about this stuff Rob? Yes. The Island Boys and Francis the Train Guy. I'm fully aware of Francis the Train Guy. Yeah he basically he's really excited about train spot or is he taking the piss? Well, people think he might be taking the piss, but he's not. Has he ever been to the National Railway Museum in York? I imagine, I mean, I've never asked him, I've never met him. He just loves trains and he just traes and he just loves trains. Let me play it with the volume up so you can hear it. character but I don't think he is I think he just loves trains coming up now is a class 377 from Little Hapton to Southampton Central yeah yeah this is more my scene yeah I like this guy Rob thank you

oh I like him roll he's my pace he's a mega star job it's got two point to the toy mrs he's job. He's got 2.2 million followers. Everyone knows he is. How's he big on Tick Tock? Because it's joyous. He's had 39 million likes. There's a picture of him on the steam train. Rob. If this is Tick Tock, count me in. Look, mate. He's met Tierra-Rie. Oh yeah, he's on a train with him. Yeah. And so are people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people. hea. He's hea. He's on a people he's on a hea. He's hea. he. he. He's on a he. he. he. he. he. he. he he he he he's tion tion tion tion-hea. toy. tion- tion- tion- tion- toy- toy- toy- toy-he-he-he-he-he-he. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy-a toy-a toy-a toy-a toy-a toy-a toy-in toy-a toy-a toy-in toy-in toy-a train with him! Yeah! And so are people taking the piss out of him, or is he actually popular? You know, they find what he's doing funny and exciting, but he's just enjoying trains and it's funny to watch. Oh God, do you know what? No, I'm not going to go on TikTok. But this, if there was more content like this, people that like trained, maybe they're that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they's thi, they's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thii's thiiii. don't want to control my own algorithm. You do. You have to go against what your eyes are telling you. Okay, so you're going on Tick Tock and then loads of videos will pop up and you have

to click on not interested on the ones you don't like. And you have to put like, like, to the train spotter. toe. Can I tha. Can I. the they. they. they. they. they. tho. tha. tha. tha. tha. the. tha. tha. the. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. the. the. tha. tha. tha. tha. ttae. tta. tta. tta. tta. tta. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. toy. toy. toy. toy. toy. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to., this train spotter Rob, is he like completely different to everything on Tick Tock or is there a whole world of people like him? A whole world of people like him. Really? But they get a bad press from all the Tick Tock dancing which is normally by couples that is quite depressing or by you know like girls dancing but actually if you click not interested on that you get the good stuff. Right okay so do you follow this train spot blo. A. the. So. the. So. the. So. th. th. So. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. thi. thi. thi. the th. the th. the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. te. te. te. toge. te. toge. tog. te. te. tog. toge. the the to. the. stuff. Right, okay. So do you follow this train spot, bloke? So I get lots of comedy stuff and silly fails and stuff on mine. Don't know if I'm ready for this, Rob. Right, I tell you what, should we do some business shout out?

And we'll do some emails and thingies on the Friday episode. Friday episode. Okay. Okay. to this. the small. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tho. the. the. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. toe. toe. the. the. toooooooooooo. the. the. the. love in the podcast and have listened to them all twice. Good on ya. As parents of two very active girls, my wife and I can relate to everything. Hoping you'll give my amazing wife, Jess a shout out on your show as I know, party crappy kids have come up numerous times. On party bags for kids birthday parties. Jess creates children's personalized, sustainable party bags inspired by Montessori and Forest School Learnings. Oh here we go. Could your neck be any stiffer? Yes please you're preaching to the choir here guys this is my scene. So in these bags is a giant

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