Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S05 EP1: The Heatwave (and Post Holiday) Breakdown Special

Episode Date: July 19, 2022

S05 EP1: The Heatwave (and Post Holiday) Breakdown Special We're back! Literally minutes after arriving back from holiday late last night Rob was on mic to record the first episode of this series such is the dedication of Bobby B and Stiff Neck Widdicombe! Thanks Rob + Josh (and Michael) BIG NEWS.... we're writing a book! ⭐ All the stories we can’t tell on the podcast – in depth.⭐ What it’s like to raise a stiff neck and a loose neck – straight from the horse’s mouth (our parents)⭐ And.. the BIGGEST REQUEST WE’VE EVER HAD FOR THE PODCAST… Hearing from our wives, Rose & Lou. They’ve got a chapter each and YOU can submit your burning questions to them... [e-mail]'s it really like to be a parent? And how come no one ever warned Rob or Josh of the sheer mind-bending, world-altering, sleep-depriving, sick-covering, tear-inducing, snot-wiping, bore-inspiring, 4am-relationship-straining brutality of it all? And if they did, why can't they remember it (or remember anything else, for that matter)?And just when they thought it couldn't get any harder, why didn't anyone warn them about the slices of unmatched euphoric joy and pride that occasionally come piercing through, drenching you in unbridled happiness in much the same way a badly burped baby drenches you in milk-sick?Join Josh and Rob as they share the challenges and madness of their parenting journeys with lashings of empathy and extra helpings of laughs. Filled with all the things they never tell you at antenatal classes, Parenting Hell is a beguiling mixture of humour, rumination and conversation for prospective parents, new parents, old parents and never-to-be parents alike.Find out everything you need to know, including how you could win a pair of tickets to the Parenting Hell LIVE tour & an overnight stay in London here: https://www.bit.ly/ParentingHellBookIf you want to get in touch with the show here's how:EMAIL: [e-mail]: @parenting_hellINSTAGRAM: @parentinghellMAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Willickham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course,

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a tough day. No offence Finn and it sounded great but I wasn't I heard you say our names but beyond that my heart and head weren't there. Where are they from? Well we are recording now. How many minutes after you got home from your holiday? I've been home for seven minutes? This is what we're all about. I was supposed to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the their their their their their their their their their their their their they they their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm their their their their their their their their their their their th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. We're the. We're. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm thoo. I'm tho. I'm the. minutes. This is what we're all about. I'm supposed to have got home about three hours ago. So what happened? Right, so I don't know, do we need to say anything else about Finan. I don't want to take his moment. Oh no, no, no, no.

No, it was one of the briefs emails we've ever got. He's from Fife and his mom's called Lauren. Lauren from Fife and Finn and thank you very much. Josh, I don't know if I should be recording today. I feel a bit like a duty of care. I shouldn't be, you know, they let Kerry Katoner on this morning when she was slurry. I feel like that, that's what's happened. I've been home seven minutes the week, which is why we had a week off. I was in Greece for the week. How was the weather? 30 degrees, which for me is too hot.

Yeah. And I've never, in my life, come home from holiday and been overwhelmed by the British weather. I literally, from stepping off the plane to get him back to my house, my head has felt like it's about to fucking explode. That I, it was like the airport was weird. There was one bit, so I was smug, because it was air conditioned. And then you go on a walkway that's just basically a glass corridor conservatory.

And it's like, you know, when you put your hand in the oven, to get something out, and your wrist is exposed, your wrist, your wrist, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, their, their, to, their, their, to, their, their, to, their, th w w w It's, to, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, thi, the thi, thi, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, th... th.... the, the, the, the, the, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is................. the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. the. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toe. toe. the the the th t th th th the oven grub on you. Ooh, that's hot, that's hot. Imagine transporting your whole body and in family through that heat. How did the daughters deal with it? How did they deal? They went, Daddy is too hot and looked at me as if I could turn it down. Oh, mate, yeah. I've had that for the on holiday and it was lovely, I'll get to that, but the journey home, there's an hour delay on baggage, I don't know if you know about this. Michael does, he's still lost his bag, hence the delayed episode the other week.

He's on a week delay. He's on a one week delay. I was on an hour delay. I was on an hour delay. He's not just for people. got home. No, yeah he's back he's back indoors. So what did you do with your hour delay? Well I went there and I said there was no bags we got there and there was no bags and I said to the lady oh um customer services because also they've got loads of bags everywhere have you bit you haven't been at to an airport recently no he throw is just bags fucking everywhere and then they what's happened sorry what happened? to their. they. I. they. they. they. they. they. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. It's. Was. It's. Was. Was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was... Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. Was. What. Was. What. What. What. Was. Was. What. What, the. Was. What. What, the. What. What. basically, they can't get enough staff to do all the jobs.

So I went to that thing and she was like, I went, yeah, the bag shipment, there's an hour delay. I went, okay, but what went from? Because an hour, if it's like an hour from then, that's not that bad, is it, that's not your bags 45 minutes after you land after you've been sick, is it an hour from then? She went to me, well when did they pull the air bridge over? I went, pardon? She said, when did they attach the airbridge? I went first of all, I don't know, second of all, what's an air bridge? Was it that oven hell? I just had to carry four, fucking rollie, four rollly suitcases we t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thuice thoom-in, thi, thin' thin' tho, tho-a' th. Is th. Is th. th. th. th. thu, th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is, th. Is, th. Is, th. Is, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Is, th. Is, th. Is, th. Is, th. Is, th. Is it's, thin, thin, thin, thin, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that,? I just had to carry four, fucking rolly, four rolly suitcases we took. Oh my word. Yeah, what did you do with the kids, iPads for the hour, surely?

So I sent Lou out out, well I had she had a bit of a win here. I sent Lou out to the Coaster of the Marks and Spencer to get some sandwiches for their sandwiches for the baggage carousel on your own, Rob. Yeah. And I... You managed to style that one out without Lou going. I know what you're effing up to here, mate. I know.

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options you've got seating wise are unbelievable. It feels like you're all being driven to the big brother house and then you're just gonna jump out of it in a suitcase and like hey and giving all that sass. So we've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their thoan. But, their company, thoan's thoan's thoan's thoan. But, but th. But, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, t. But, uh, uh, t. But, uh, uh, t. But, t. But, uh, t. But, t. But, uh, t. But, t. But, t. But, t. But, t. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. t. C. t. t. te. te. t. te. te. te. te. C. then you're just going to jump out of it of a suitcase and like hey giving all that sass. So we got in that car it was quite smug because we had the aircon on and and then and that was quite because there was some poor poor bastards of broken air condition I could see on the motorway with all the windows down like there were dogs I've been there I remember my old car I had no air the when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I they. I was the they. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the when you on the motorway in this seat so you get the wind but then Josh there was an accident oh no of course there was an accident so we were instead everyone was all right we were there was a couple of accidents so one was a few a tank was on fire this is this is a if you are listening to this was Monday this was Monday this this this this was Monday this this this is this this is this this this this this this this was this was this was this was this was this was this was this was this was this was this was this was Monday this was Monday this was Monday this was Monday this was Monday this was Monday this was Monday this was Monday this was this was this was this was this was this was th was Monday th was th th this was this was this was this was this was th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the think there was a very terrible accident on Sunday, but also I don't think anyone was hurting this one.

I hope they weren't. Sorry you made jokes about it. Well no, they were. There was on Monday it was just two cars that had sort of bashed into each other. But everyone looked all right. So we were stuck for about an hour or two hours. The air con was on but it was battling against a black van. And I was like, and then every 10 minutes, because basically the max was seven power at 16 degrees, right? And that was too cold when we were moving, Josh.

And then when we were stationary, then I went, oh, so I put it down to about four on 16. But then every 10 minutes, I found myself going, right up to level 5 of blowing power. Another 10 minutes, up to level 6. I was like in 20 minutes there's no else to go here. It was at 7 for a good 45 minutes on full power. Oh my God. And how are the children dealing with it? Well we gave them that we gave them we gave them their iPads because they wouldn't shut the fuck up otherwise but they they get cars sick if they have the iPads but we weren't moving. We're stationary. We're stationary. We're stationary. they're stationary. they're stationary. they're stationary. they're stationary. to. to. to. to. they're. to. to. to. they're to. they're to. they. they. I. they. I were. I were. I was like. I was like. I're going. they. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I were. I were. I were. I were. I were. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. their. I. their. I. I. their. I. their. their. I. their. I'll their. I'll their. I'm. their. their. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. I've. te. I've. te. I've. the. the. their. I was. I was. I was get car sick if they have the iPads but we weren't moving you're stationary yeah but we were station I tried to explain that to Lou and she was like but what if that was car sickness I was like it's a risk gonna have to take they're not allergic to cars like but they were just also when I got back the fucking foxes out of my bins I put two. How's i? How do you guys? I'm a th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they toy try try try try try try to try try to try to try to try to try to to they they they they they they they they maybe they're working together. Maybe.

So this is what they were singing. This is Sakamaya. They sung this for about three hours. Chico Bumboe. Chico Bonn. What's that? Some TV show. There's another 15 seconds, they sound chic, they're enjoying themselves. They do, Rob.

They're enjoying themselves. The high before the crash, Josh. Like they won a glass throw. Please. Oh that sounds like the climate change in the show. No? Oh no. It went in again. Oh my word.

Yeah, so we've stuck for about an hour, two hours and then we've literally just got in to again. I thought that that glass walkway was the last of the heat until I got into my house. Oh my word. No. Of course I didn't close with the curtains, Josh. Who would have done that before a heat wave? No, every fucking curtain open, red o' to the fucking today. My kids took their feet off, 30 feet off, took their sogs off and the floor was up. So we're in the process of trying to call the house down. And so you've had a bit of a luck here again, Rob,

that you've had to go to do this? Yes, again, I actually... This is very much the baggage carousel of the home time. I've got to work, Josh. I'm self-employed. You can't take time off. But what I would say is we had a lovely, we had, we had, we had, the, the, the, th, th, th, to, to, to, I, I, to, I, to, to, to, to, I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to go, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, just whenever stuff doesn't go to plan and then it's 36 degrees. And I've been, I don't know what it was, but being away from home, I was getting more and more anxious about the heat and I weren't even here, I just thought, I was going to

come over and my house had melted. It's like if you read the papers, it feels like the world has turned into the sun. And like it's like the floor floor, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the floor, the floor, the floor, the floor, the floor, the floor, the floor, the floor, the floor, the floor, the floor, the floor, like, like, like, like, a bit overwhelmingly hot. And for certain people, vulnerable people, older people, or people that work outside or work in the sun, they've got to be really careful. But ultimately, just sort of stay in and you'll be all right? Yeah, my house is not that today. Although we've got, so my daughter's in our room because her room's tonight. But I don't mind admitting it, Rob. I quite like that.

I don't mind it. How upstairs gets really hot, so I think I'm just going to let them fall asleep in front of the tele and then carry him up like I'm on some sort of documentary about bare parents. What does Possible for your business business? What does Possible the backing of American Express? It's having to spend to power your scale with no preset spending limit. Redefine possible with Business Platinum.

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Yeah, we sort of booked by a coincidence, but it is amazing. It's a things, yeah, it's good, but the things, but the weird thing about it is, it's quite a pricey holiday. It's like a half-bulled we went, so it's sort of like there's a we went to the beach hotel and then there's a few others and you can use your dining vouchers the the all the other ones is it yeah do you not know no no so there's the buffet you can use and then all the other restaurants nearby they do a they knock some money off don't they if you give me a room number they not money off or there's a three course menu that you can the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they. they. they. they. the they. the they. the the the the the. th not money off or there's a three course menu that you can have like if you have a fella cart you just get a discount but if you have the set menu you can just get the set menu included in

your price. Oh you absolutely played it and there's me. Oh I've had an absolute shocker there. What so you didn't know that? No I just thought you got 20 euros off your dinner. Not that they don't they they they they they th. they they they th. they they they they they th. they they th. they're they're they're they're they're th. th. they're th. they're th. th. th. they're th. they're th. tho. thi. they're just their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. thou. the. the. the. thou. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. they're just just just just they're just, they don't, I tell you what, they don't trumpet that around. They're not, they're not telling you that options there when you go Alacar. So some restaurants have got like there's Alacar and then they've got the set menu for the people that have got half-balled. Ah, for the love which is sort of like, not cheap but not mad money, but then the upper end of the scale, if you walk around the other side there's like villas that you imagine the Ecclestons will stay.

It's like from one extreme to the other. It's all like a, it's like...Rose was checking out the prices of them and try to make an argument for them throughout our holidays. Absolutely no way. It was like center parks of billionaires. So there's like normal families there, but then also really weird, posh ones. Yeah. So it's like Lou crap me up. Because like, there's like, do you know what? I hate because there's a kid's club. So the kids for a bit and play with other kids in an air-conditioned room rather than just laying on the bed watching their iPad in an air-condition

room. So we just said, so look, you can go in there if you want kids club, they went, oh can we going in with her? So we had three hours in the morning for a couple of days. Oh my wife, what did you do Rob? Just laid down waiting for him to come out again. But overhearing awful parents at the kids club drop-off on a holiday,? There's this one absolute prick of a bloke that when... So basically because they go... The beauty of this is well Rob. Normally you have to bite your tongue if you hear anything at school. You've got free rain in mate. I'm going to two foot this prick, right? Look, let's be honest, right. Your kids going into the kids is quite. the kids the parents, if the kids are happy going in and you get to have three hours in the sun without looking after your kids, win-win. And you may in the back of your going, oh please go in, I want to go and do this today, but you never say it out loud, right? This toss pot, when at one of their toss pot blokes that have kids that look like they're the granddad where he's basically been career driven for years, earned a few quid, done whatever

he wanted, finally settled down, probably with his secretary, knocked out a couple of kids and he's in denial about his life. And that fucking toss. At one point, they went, Dad, I need my swimming costume because they're going to the swimming pool today. it now your mom will bring it later I've got tennis in five minutes I was like you fat loser this broke right he was about 16 stone 16 stone five foot five and what are you gonna learn about tennis at 63 you silly old tennis lesson to my tennis lesson I'm gonna fuck off having a tennis lesson on holiday it's my tennis lesson on holiday it's so he's so he degrees your fat old bastard you'll have an art attack. Oh, it feels great bit out to let loose because it's not the school gates.

Come on! It's mad to try and learn a skill on a holiday. Oh, fuck theas. Oh, fuck thes tennis, in which case, get tennis. fucking pool on a beach mate. He looked like human gout. First lesson, stop eating. Then you can play tennis. Did you say any of this? It doesn't matter, am he? I didn't say it to him, no. I just saved it up to run at you on the podcast. But I hope he, well the problem is he might find out about this. But Joe, I probably won't see him again. Yeah, but if he identifies himself from that he identifies himself from the description from the description himself from the description himself from the description himself the description himself the description himself the description himself the description the description the description the description the description the description the description to to to the description to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the things he said, he's not self-aware enough. No, he's not listening to this. He's far too self-involved to listen to anything that may benefit his children, the fucking loser.

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Yeah, sure, I've not taught my kids yet, Josh, but let's not get bogged down by but when I do, it will be me and not by some it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, and not, it, and not, and not, and not be, and not be, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho, and not be, and not be, the thi, the the the thi, thi, the the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho, the, the, the, the, the, theat, theat, theat, thooooooa, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, the, the, the, theat, th 22-year-old Greek man on a seasonal zero-hour contract. Fuck me! How was the food, Rob? Did they enjoy the Greek food? The food? I mean, I reckon I got my money's worth out, the plain pasta I had off them. You know, they basically ain't plain pasta. Was that on the Alcat? Was that on the... That was just fucking euros? That's a plain pasta.

But on they're basically, they, they, they, their, their, they just ain't plain pasta. But on the flight out Josh, right? You know, like British Airways, you sort of think they're like, you're there love the fancy one and you normally get, you don't get food. You don't get any food anymore, right? So I was in like economy, Euro travel or whatever they came through with, Josh, they came through with a snack and a drink, right? You get a bottle of water but a small bottle of water, not your normal size one, a little little one, but you never see anywhere, right? Like a kid's, like a kid's, like a kid's can't buy. The one you can't buy, the one you can't buy, the one you can't buy, the tiny little sluggue a drink and a nuckerane, like, like, like, like, a nutter, a thag, a thrug, and a thrug, and a thrug, and a thrug, and a nutter, and a thrug, and a thrug, and a thrug, and a nutt, and a nutt, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nuttun, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a little their a little their, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a thr-a, a thr-a, a thr-a, a thr-a, a thr-a, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a nuttree, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut, a nut that is bleak. The kid's got a cocoa pop cereal bar.

On the way back, a tiny bottle of water again, and a packet of ready-salted crisps. I felt like I was around a Nan's house that hated me. Feehaw. Fu-n'u-n'a'u-n'e'n' that thrown. You could buy a scone. I don't know about you, I don't want one at 7 a.m. No, no, and I'm from Devon. Yeah, but they weren't doing hot drinks either, so you could buy a teal coffee, but I wouldn't do a tea of coffee, but I wouldn't do a tea of coffee. Just a bottle of water and a fucking, I don't know, you know, I've got a neutrograin, a sunny Delia and a whisper. Do you know what on that Rob? I took my daughter to the supermarket yesterday for something to do

because I knew it would be air con. Good idea. She was quite up for it. You're a good man. You don't see me getting a Greek man to teach her to ride a bike. I'm not going to buy a Greek man to take her to Stainterys. Yeah, exactly. I do it myself. So we went to we went to Tesco and I just, because I don't, normally we are an online shop, shop front or I go to the shop on the day, yeah kind of house. I get over excited when I do a big shop. I just start buying stuff to see if it tastes like I remembered it. Like what? What did he get? I had a box of cup of soups. Really? When was the last you had a cup of soup? Really? The hottest day of the fuer? It was such a surreal thing to have my first cup soup in 25 years at 33 degrees. That's never going to cool down. I think that could maintain temperature for six hours. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. th. I th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I tho, I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I's, I's, I, I's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I'm, I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I've t tot, I've toda, I've tot, I've toda, I've that, I've that, I've that that thi. I've think that could maintain temperature for six hours. Yeah, it was incredible. I had to pour it away. I just, I had so, it's like I can't do this. I had a pot noodle the other day and I fucking loved it, Josh. I felt dirty.

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Right, yeah. True, there was one bloke, right? Lovely fella, chatted to him around the pool, but I'm quite chatting around the pool, you're not, are you? Yeah, no, I'd rather die. What's your opening gambit? Normally, your kids? their kid. It's different for you because you've still got your baby but when they're like four and six they are just in that pool all day and they end up playing with other kids and you end up just going oh hello you're all right

and you're just chatting about just nonsense also as well you are stood in knee-high water for eight hours at a time potentially so sometimes you want to a to have a chat and this is one bloke lovely fellow he had a nine-year-old a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the they. the a nine-year-old, a seven-year-old, a four-year-old, seven-month-year-old. No, not for me. So, every morning, I made sure I got the beds next to his bed. Yeah. Because nothing I was going to face. It was going to be anywhere near what he was facing. I can't believe that. At one point, and then it was always weird because then his boy was in his football, playing football in the mornings and afternoons, like, he's like, because it's for older kids.

And then sometimes the boy was there, and then sometimes the two kids, sometimes he was holding a baby. And he goes, to be honest with, if I'm just left with the seven-year-old and isn't it? Mate, I'm currently, I'm two days away from being sat at a luggage carousel with no children. I've cracked it, mate. Oh yeah, that's cracked it. 45 minutes sat on a trolley just waiting. The only problem is when you are there. So like when we arrived, we got up at like 3 a.m.

Our flight was 6.50, so we got up like 2 3 really early we're all a bit confused and befuddled and we get there and then we got in the plane the plane was delayed slightly then we get there then we're in Greece I'm trying to get the baggage and I'm stood there I've been up you know I've had no sleep whatsoever I had two kids on the I. Now in this moment, life is a serious moment. In this moment am I an holiday? No, I'm in transit mate. That's what I am. I'm in fucking transit. How's the flights? They're really good actually, it's like three hours and four, you know, with an iPad, three hours, six and four. I've mentioned it in the book about holidays and stuff, but when but when the kids are six and four honestly it is a complete breeze compared to

having like a one-year-old like you had. We had a very different holiday I think to you yeah when you went out there but you're only three years away so you'll be all right. I'm only three years away Rob. Three years Do you know what threethree years? It's 2025, Rob. What year that will be? Where are you going to go? What are you going to do? There'll have been another European championships by then.

There'll have been another Olympics. There'll have been a general election. Donald Trump will be president again. Donald Trump might be president again before I... You have a nice holiday. Have a nice holiday. I have a nice holiday. Oh this happened on arrival, right? So we got, we're not got the baggage, right? We got in the cab, got all the way there, got there about,

I can't mean, because it's two hours ahead, three hour flights. We got there about like two, thirty so the kids are all over excited and you go in this is like a big reception area and that you sit on this sofa while they're getting your room key sort of right? And they went off a glass of rose I yeah glass of fizz some sort of cava shit but a glass of fizz whatever and a glass of fizz and then that was some orange juice for the kids right and they're trying to to the theyrownthafffffuse and their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're their so so someau someats are they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to to go go go go go go go go go go go go go so so someaun't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they. I they so so so so somea to they so somea they somea their somea their their their the, the kids are climbing all over us, right? And Lou's trying to hold them. I've got my hand on one of them because they're climbing and kicking all inside. All they want to do is jump in the pool. This broke's talking to me about laundry or whatever. I don't even fuck about a laundry amount.

Anyway, he's next to me talking on the next of that so with two kids climbing and kicking and loo right I'm holding my glass of fizz whatever and an orange juice a wild toddler's foot swings round both glasses are kicked right all of it goes over my face like I've been swilled in towel so you've you've got a bucks fizzed on the face basically the combination I've got a buck fizzed all over my face. Someone's buck-fizzed on me. Right? I'm covered, right? And he's like, okay, did it. He went, oh, so are you okay?

So I went, oh, yeah, it's okay. And I went, I'll just carry on. And as he's talking to methe buffet anytime we want between six and seven we don't have to worry about getting dressed up. I went, excuse me. I don't want sympathy, but can we at least acknowledge what's happened to my face? I'm that sat there speaking to Andrei, and there is liquid dripping off my nose, and I don't even want to sorry, but just someone acknowledge it's happened. I'm a slip hazard on these shiny red floors. Some shiny, Hollands.

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But not in America, man, that does happen in Disney. Don't you worry about that. But you know, it's a three hours of kids club at the end of the day, aren't they? Exactly. You've got time to sort of, you know, win her over, put some moves on her. And then listen to podcast by the swimming pool. Yeah, oh yeah, always. And then text you about it, about it, but not very often. Anyway, not in East London. Not in East London, Rob, you can't fucking move for the stuff. Is there a lot of it? Oh, mate. Up to our highballs in Mango, Saubera in East London. It's tough in zone 5, if you're in waitroes you got half a chance, but no chance in sage in sage in sage in sage in sage in sage in sage. to to to to to to the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thian the the thian thian the the the thian thian thian thian thian they they they they they they they they can't they can't they they they can't they they they can't they can't they they they they they they they they can't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they can't they can't they can't they can't they. thu. Robek. Robbyfogu thumb. Robbyfogu thumb. Robbyfogu thu thumb. Robbyfogu tho thumb. Robby thumb. Robby they can't they can't they can't move. Robby they can't they can But anyway, she said we got mango sorbree, strawberry sorbree or bubblegum sorbet. And then youngest went, mango please, and the eldest went, oh I'm not sure,

and then the way she went, oh have bubble gum, it's the best flavor. Mean Lou, no. She weren't going to eat bubblegum flavored sorbet. Yeah. But she sold it so well. It was like, yeah, we'll get it. I immediately hated it. Oh no. But then it was also awkward because Lou, in that same dinner, Lou would, you know Lou, Lou's the polite person ever, right? Lou ordered a red wine, okay? And add a glass of it, it was lovely, and then they'd run out. So the waitress said, oh, I've got a really good one. Let me, probably out, it was, it was disgusted, it was so like vinegary. But if you're into that, you're into that. And Lou went...

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I tried it, it was disgusting. So I went, no Lou, I know you don't want that. And then Lou said, yes, sorry, it's not very nice. And that woman had recommended it, we didn't just like demand it. Anyway, she went, and Lou, you went, oh, can I just have that Merlo? She brought it? It was caught, it. Right. It t is off. Oh, no. So we've had the vinegar. He never get doubled up on deer normally. It's one or the other in it, right?

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and they go they slide down right? Yeah. At this park they've got one on it, it's almost like a roundabout with ropes hanging off it, the kids sit on it and you spin it around and they hang on that? Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So we were on it and then it got a bit later in the evening and like all the parents I think had a couple of drinks and the kids were swinging around on it on it. At one point it was like a wall of death, at like a festival. You know the motor bikes. The problem is when one falls off, it's fine because they fall onto sand and it's quite low. But then what happens is they try and stand up as it's spinning round.

Oh God. They've jumped off, but then if they stand up, they're going to get clobbered. At one point, this girl stood up, this four-year-old girl, I didn't know who she was. I jumped on her, and dragged her out. But, and it was not a nice thing to do to a kid, but it was better than her getting kicked in the face. Yeah, yeah, did you say that? No, no, she just cried and hugged her mom. But I did what I had to do, Josh.

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so they little things the kids every morning I they I was like do you want to go in and they were like yeah so in the two mornings that we had it booked but if they had said no I I wouldn't have to... Because I think, I would never... Imagine dropping a kid off tear-flit kids club when you're on fucking holiday. But people do that, man. Like, I've got no, if people want to send the kids kids' kids' club, I've got like, you know, go for it, like, you know, and I just, it makes me so, it made me so, I felt like I just wanted to take him and go, why didn't you come with us? That would be worse, that would be worse.

That would be worse. That would be worse. Come to the park. I'm just here, I'm just here, I'm just here, I'm just here. so I just took them. Yeah he was topless pushing kids faces into the sand. But it looks bad in an email, sure. Are you spending your evenings at kids' entertainments then? No, so basically they had like a, on a couple of the nights, they have like a, kids disco and then some face painting and then one night there's a kid's show at eight o'clock, but in other nights it's basically kids eight to nine thirty there's they they they there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's, there's, there's, there's like, there's like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, tho, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, that, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, th one night there's a kid show at 8 o'clock but in other nights it's basically kids 8 till 930 there's a proper show but we never made the 930 shows because the kids were too tired that we sort of just went back to the room and got an early night because we were trying to make sure

we didn't get too drunk and slept because that's the danger in it. But the face painting in Josh my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my loves, went up to the face painter, asked for a panda. Yeah. They gave her a black face paiter. What? They just put loads of black face paint on her. Oh my God. Yeah.

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Every time there's a news of the world story about you, not why just keep saying news the world it has existed in a decade? Every time there was a... The sun on Sunday? Yeah, the sun. Every time there's a news story but you need a bit of the white, like, I understand my daughter's white. So they used her natural white. Yes, but it's not white enough to make it look like a panda bear. Yeah, yeah. It looks like some sort of racist chimney sweep. It was bad. It was bad. And then I made I made her her her that I that I that I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that their their their their their their that their that their their their their their their the the the the the the the white. the white. the white. I was. I was. I was. I was. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It was really th. It was really th. It was really th. It was really th. It was th. It was theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. theat. the. the. that panda the whole evening. Sounds like you've had a much like more, did it change your views on your experience of Disneyland? No, do you know what? No, it didn't actually.

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bogged down by that, Josh. Do what's good for you. Do what's good for you? So, are you now in the six weeks of summer holes? Yeah, so. And have you got an extreme, has Lou done done that? their time to be done? their their, as Loued, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, I, I' their, I'll tho, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll th. I'll that, I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll, I'll, I'll th. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll th. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll to to tho, I'll to to tho, I'll to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thoooooooo relaxed. We bought a big paddling pool thing for the garden. We're just going to sort of rinse that, but try and keep topping up the cold water when it's a thousand degrees. Rob, the Turkish family next door have just lit their barbecue and it smells incredible. Oh my God. I can see, I don't even eat meat, but they're making actual the their the the the their actual actual actual Turkish restaurant Rob. Oh my god, it's so... get back on the meat, mate. See if they can stick a bit of octopus on there for me.

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of kids as well. Me and Rose went out for dinner, Rob. And my stomach had settled down after what I would describe as a whole hour on the toilet from 1 a.m. to 2 a.m. the night before. He went out for dinner after. It was the worst type of stomach bug and I was still hungry. What? You got, mate, if there's anything I know about stomach bugs, don't feed them. But normally they'd do that for you. They're like, I don't, I'm not I'm not hungry, but I'm like, but I'm like, but I'm like, but I'm like, but I'm like, but I'm the fucking, I'm not, but I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, but I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking. Yeah, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their th. their th. th. their th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. their th. the all night with the shit? No no for now with I'd say the most that's the worst I've ever had the shit literally I don't want to be too graphic but it was it was in a way it an honour to be there to be honest. Oh, oh good.

So then the next day, no just the bottom end. It's settled down the next day. Enough for us to go out to dinner. Right. We were in the restaurant. Had you eaten in the day? I'd picked at something. What you like. We were in the day? I'd picked at something. What are you like? We were in the

restaurant, yeah, an hour 15. I had six shits. It was, I just, every time I sat back down, I'd be picky shit. You had picky bits in the day and then picky shit's at dinner. It was like tapas. But it was like, it was unbelievable. So what's Rose? So how long is you, what's Rose, what's Rose just on the phone? Why are you waiting? Well she's just eating a meal and every five minutes I leave and then I leave for five minutes. I come back for another five minutes. It must have looked insane to the other diners. It looked like you're a coke. No one's doing Here he is a TV guy. No, I was doing that much coke. Go for another. And then eating their dinner. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Oh, lovely. Barnes, you never get into Barnes mate. I thought I'll do the Barnes one early doors I'll turn up early do the first hour so I'm visible very good. Then boot it's a Bethnal Green. Yeah and yeah are these evening? Yeah so I was like I'll get there for seven so it was too far by it. But I put it into Uber yeah 35 quid, job done. Okay. Here we go. That's not the end of the world. This is a 70 pound round trip? No, what I was like, I'll get the train back, Rob.

Okay. Once it's cooled down a bit. Uber doesn't come. Can't get a taxi for love no money. There's no Uber. Yep, but yeah, I couldn't get a black cab. Yeah, that's too far, it would have been about 200 quid. They don't pick me up to go south of the river anymore. I keep having arguments with them. It's so difficult getting cab. So I, half an hour to get in an Uber.

I'm already thinking I've got a maximum of 45 minutes here. Yeah, Barnes is a long time. So is it just you? No, no Rose. She was going straight to the Bethel Green Mom. And you're meeting it. Okay so you've got babysitters, you're so yeah. Actually it's only 25 minutes into Barnes so not. No it's not. Oh no you know I've I've done that from Victoria. You're a Victoria Park Jesus. Yeah. Well put in th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I've th. th. th. th. th. th. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the th then when I was halfway down the Houston Road, I thought this doesn't feel like the right direction to Barnes. And I'd put in the Olympic studios in Neesden, Northwestland. Oh no, Josh. Why have you done that? And so then I was like, I could go to Barnes. Oh my god. Oh my god. They're so far. So basically I then had then then then then then then then then the the then to make to make th. I th. I to make th. I th. I to make th. I to make th. I was to make to make to make to make to make to to to to to to to to to th. I was tho. I was like tho. I was tho. I was like th. I was like th. I was like th. I was like th. I was like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like. I was like th. I was like th. I was like th. I was like th. I was like th. I was like tho. I was like tho. I was like tho. I was like th. I was like th. I was like th. I was like the th. I was're so far. Yeah so basically I then had to make a call on whether I was going to go to Barnes for 10 minutes. Because it's an hour to Barnes anyway. Yeah so from yours is an hour to Barnes but you were going via

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And I hadn't gone anywhere. How much was that? It was 70 quid. Ah! Absolute disaster. Oh my! You didn't even go anywhere. Absolute disaster. Oh my, you didn't even go anywhere. You just drove to halfway to Neesden and turned back around and went back to your house?

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So it's really like, if you wanted your, you know, it's a very safe environment for that. Exactly. So I said, do you want me to go and walk through the bar to see if I can see her and see what what's going on. She's not talking to fucking strangers. You're not talking with their their their their their their their their their their date seeing if they're all right. I went look, would it put your mind up easily? Yeah it would actually. Well if TVs rob Beck it walks through the date. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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It was a genuine pleasure to hear about it. I'm glad you had a good time. You feel more energized than the last one. Yeah, no, do you know what? We had loads of sleep. break and it was very different to Disney. I absolutely love Disney but you do sort of need a bit of chill time. This holiday actually worked out quite well because I booked this holiday for June 2020. Did you? So this has been the one that's been pushed back and back and back and back. Oh that is good. Yeah I'm glad you enjoyed it. Yeah no it was really good and we do a small business shout out. And we're back at we back on the firm again. We'll to. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. the th. the th. the th. th. the. I. we're back on the firm again now We with episodes all this might be quite good for the hot weather because this will be going out on the hottest day ever in the UK

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how difficult is to find time to keep on top of your home and it's often the first thing to get dropped when we're busy preach. So whether you need the to to the to to to the the to to to the to to the the the to the to the to the to to the to the to the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. I th need a hand, new cluttering toys. Let's sound like Boris when he resigned and went, then the breaks. So whether you need a hand declutoring toys, clothes, kitchen bins, bits, not bins, etc. Or make your home look too coordinated. W.W.W.W.W. It's even two paragraphs here and I've... I don't think you give it the full sale there, Josh. I don't th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. their their they. they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Then their. Then their. Then their. Then, their. their. their their their their their their their their they. th. the. the. the. the. the. theate. theateate. theate. the. they. they. they. they. they. the give it the full sell there Josh I don't know what that business does after they're declutterers it's a condo isn't it WWW dot purely organized she's not a small business she's got Netflix show it's Beth and Meg Beth and Meg purely organized dot co dot UK we're back on Friday with a great guest yes we are and also I would like to add I absolutely love my girls

and my wife, Louise. We had an amazing holiday, some brilliant memories. But when you do get back after a delayed bag and being stuck on them 25, tempers will flare. But I just want to know, I absolutely loved it, and it was a brilliant holiday. No, I think you sounded very reasonable considering. Yeah, that was that was that was that was that was that was great. That was great. That was great. That was great. That was great. That was great. that was great. that was great. that was great. that was great. that was great. that that was great. that that that that that that that that that that that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. to thea. to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. toe. to. to. to to thi. th that was great. But yeah, we'll see you on Friday. Thanks for listening. Bye. Bye.