Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S05 EP11: 'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...'

Episode Date: August 30, 2022

S05 EP11: 'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...' More misadventures in parenting (and beyond) with Rob and Josh... Please rate and leave a review  Thanks Rob + Josh If you want to get in touch with the show here's how: EMAIL: [e-mail] TWITTER: @parenting_hell INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell MAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com  A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] BIG NEWS.... we're writing a book!  ⭐ All the stories we can’t tell on the podcast – in depth. ⭐ What it’s like to raise a stiff neck and a loose neck – straight from the horse’s mouth (our parents) ⭐ And.. the BIGGEST REQUEST WE’VE EVER HAD FOR THE PODCAST… Hearing from our wives, Rose & Lou. They’ve got a chapter each and YOU can submit your burning questions to them...   [e-mail] What's it really like to be a parent? And how come no one ever warned Rob or Josh of the sheer mind-bending, world-altering, sleep-depriving, sick-covering, tear-inducing, snot-wiping, bore-inspiring, 4am-relationship-straining brutality of it all? And if they did, why can't they remember it (or remember anything else, for that matter)? And just when they thought it couldn't get any harder, why didn't anyone warn them about the slices of unmatched euphoric joy and pride that occasionally come piercing through, drenching you in unbridled happiness in much the same way a badly burped baby drenches you in milk-sick? Join Josh and Rob as they share the challenges and madness of their parenting journeys with lashings of empathy and extra helpings of laughs. Filled with all the things they never tell you at antenatal classes, Parenting Hell is a beguiling mixture of humour, rumination and conversation for prospective parents, new parents, old parents and never-to-be parents alike. Find out everything you need to know, including how you could win a pair of tickets to the Parenting Hell LIVE tour & an overnight stay in London here:  https://www.bit.ly/ParentingHellBook If you want to get in touch with the show here's how: EMAIL: [e-mail] TWITTER: @parenting_hell INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell MAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com  A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Tuesday episode didn't get recorded. We just didn't do one and we explained why in Friday's episode however Friday's episode didn't get uploaded because of a technical issue so I don't really understand what this is but Michael here the producer and head of technical issues is gonna explain. So the Tuesday episode never happened, didn't exist, so that didn't even go up, but the Friday one did, but for some reason has not gone onto your phones and tablets and stuff.

Michael, why didn't the podcast go up on Friday? Well, we are in the process process happened during this process is the connection has been lost so no matter what we uploaded it was just bouncing back and forth between the old server and the new server. Right, yeah. Do you think Alastair Campbell's been pulling some strings high up to try and block us from... Maybe. So basically the reason why we didn't do Tuesday's episode was on Fridays which hasn hasn't got out, so we're going to play that in now.

And when you listen to this, we've got to remember, it's quite funny that we recorded this intro and then it was this intro. Of all the, normally the intro is quite pointless and nothingy. It was this one that got lost and never went out. Which wasn't great for Josh's anxiety. There wasn't ideal. It wasn't ideal. Okay, so here's what we did on Friday to explain why there was no Tuesday episode. Anyway, how are you, Josh?

I should say, sorry for Tuesday, not happening, Rob. Yes, there has been no Tuesday episode. We planned to, was going to record it on the Monday, but we didn't get round to it. Yeah. People accusing me of having another holiday? Yeah, I know. Well, you know. I took the hit.

I'll take it. You know what? I almost chipped in and I thought. There was some accusing. I'm just, I'm just, I be there. There'd never be Josh, he sits there at his computer all week waiting to and called. He's not going to be late. Exactly. No, I was, Rob, I basically, we've talked a lot about the amount of stress I've put myself under the last maybe 18 months. Yes, yes. And I'd say as well that's not just you put yourself under, I think in general having a one-year-old and a four-year-old and working full-time is a very stressful moment in anyone's life.

Yes, I'd say. I think I just, I basically... But also you had committed to a number of things. I've committed to a number of things I shouldn't have committed to. I took all that stuff out my diary and then bizarrely replaced it with other stuff. Even stuff like going to the gym I had scheduled in my diary. So it becomes a thing. Do you know what I mean? Right, okay. Yeah, anyway, long story short, I basically had a breakdown. Sorry, I'm not laughing at the breakdown. I'm laughing at the delivery.

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documentary about the hell of his anxiety, and a half. Now you're trying to make this a competition, who's got the most anxiety? Well, Rob, I think you're winning it alone. If it was, I'd lose and I'm worrying about it. You're worrying about what that means for you. Exactly. No, I basically just couldn't face the world. But I've taken a load of stuff. Basically, it's got to be a fucking line in the sand now. This is it. I think as well, I feel like you're downplaying it slightly. Like your workload at the moment's that's that's that's th means th means th means th means th means th means th means th me th me th me th me th me thi moment's thi moment's that that that that that's that's that's been that's been that's been that's been that's been that's been that means means means that means that's that's that's that's that's to be wa' that means means means. that means. that means means. that's got that means. that's got that's got that's got. that's got. that's got. that's got. that's got. that means means. that's that means. that means. that means. that means. that means. that means. that means. that means. that's that's that's to be. that's that's that's to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to. to. to. that's that's that's that's that's that's th., I think I feel that you're sort of, from my point of view, you're downplaying it slightly. Like your workload at the moment's been insane, you're on live tele every Friday and you've got a right towards that.

We're doing this book, the podcast, which we love to do, but it is a big time commitment. You've got a one-year-old that's running. That's a big life stage for you as a parent, you and Rose, as well as her. There's a lot going on and that you haven't got much breathing room. And I was saying to speak to Loo about this. I know you're sort of, I know your eldest is in, goes to nursery and stuff, but you haven't really got much immediate childcare. I know Rose's mom's around a lot, but there's no... We you. You the the th. You th. You th. You's th. You's th. You's th. You's th. You's their, I's th. You're th. their, you're thi. I's thi, you're thi, I's thirty, I've thirty, I've thirty, I'm their, I'm thirty, I'm their, their, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there. There, there. There, there. There, there. There, there, there, there, there. There, there, there. There, there. There, there. There, there. There, you. There's there. I's there's there's there's there's there's a lot, you's a lot, you's a lot, I'm thi, I'm thirty, I'm thirty, I'm thirty, thirty, I'm a lot, their, their, thooo, there's a lot, there's a lot, there's a lot, there's a lot, there's a lot, there's a lot,'s mom's around a lot, but there's no... We have some child care when we need it, but it's never, it's never, do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get a nanny today and I'm going to go and I'm going to wander around, you know, it's always I've got to be here, Rose's got to be here, so do you know what I mean? Yeah, I that's it. It's a line in the sand. It felt like Monday was your independence day where you said this can't go on, I'm not enjoying myself, it's all too much, how am I going

to rejig my life in order to get on top of this? And it moved on. Good news from Tuesday, John Richardson's taking over, it'll be you and him. First thing to go. Yeah, me and my to have a chat. Josh. John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this. this. this. this. this. this. Yeah, it, it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. chat, Josh, we're gonna let you go just so you can get your head around. Yeah, we already already would be supportive around your mental health, but yeah, it does, it is holding us back from producing content. So just, we can't miss an episode again. So that is, well, that's one strike. But no, don't joke about this because this will be in the back of your head as one of your worries. Oh yeah. But anyway, I'm glad you're feeling better.

I tell you now, I was feeling very bad on Friday before the last leg. Yeah. We had Rosie Jones on. I was like, I can't pull out of this. They put Rosie in my seat. Everyone would see what the last leg then? I was on the Thursday actually, last Thursday. I was in quite a bat. It's the thing where, I know this, do you know what I miss a lot? And I know this sounds weird, is the commute because it allows mind space between work and home to some extent. It's that thing where you go and leave the Zoom meeting and now I walk downstairs and I'm the the the th. th. th. the th. th th. the th. th. th. th Thursday. the the th Thursday. th Thursday. th Thursday. the th Thursday. th Thursday. th Thursday. th Thursday. thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thir thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs. Last thirs. Last thirs. Last thirs. Last thirs. Last thirs. Last thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs thirs th. I'm th. I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thuus. I thus. I thus thus thirs. I thir thir thir thir thir thir thir thir extent. It's that thing where you go and leave the Zoom meeting

and now I walk downstairs and I'm parenting. Do you know what I mean? Yes. Because you don't get weekends when you've got two small kids. Yeah. And I know this is every. I'm not saying, woe is me at all. No.

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or bad at all our job or a bad parent, and you know, because I think you know, and Rose can do the same as well and just not feeling guilty for not being around their their their their their their their th..... their th. thi thi thi their thi thi thi their thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, thin, thin, thi, thin, thiiii's thi's thin, thin,? I put so much pressure on myself to, as you know, like I feel a huge guilt about doing these things. I don't know where this has come from, but over the last three years, I started to feel like work and parent, I just haven't got the other things. And I think as well, you do, even, and the thing is, I think you're in such a sort of muddled headspace, even when you did have time to yourself, you were so worked up and anxious, you weren't actually relaxing, you were thinking, I've got to really enjoy this now because

I'm at Glastonbury and I've back at work and you're on that treadmill. And I've experienced that when my kids are a bit younger and I've got friends that had the exact same sort of burnout and it's not sort of a big manic bipolar depressive episode, it's just that I can't cope with what my life is like much longer, it's all too much. And you have to tell something I say, Phil, and I, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I's the same, I've the same, I've the same, I've the same, I've the same, I've the same, I've the same, I've the same, I've the same, I've the same, I've the same, I've wrote about it in my book in 2020 just before lockdown, when I had a, what, so I would have had a, what's the, I would have had like a two-year-old and a four-year-old, and I was just burnt out. For four years I've been doing work and parenting, and when they're at that young age, they are so physically demanded and so tiring that you just don't catch up on sleep you never have any time for yourself but it and I know people laugh but like when they when they get into school and get into a bit more of a routine it does help but if you don't acknowledge it in your

own head it will never change because you'll just sit there worrying or I've got to pick them up from school in a minute you know I mean you know I mean so it's well done to sort of draw the line in a. the th th th th th th th th th th the th th th the the th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin thrown thrown thrown thin' thin' thrown thrown the the th th th the. the th the the the the. thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the the the the th the the th th th th the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to mean? Exactly. When I do stuff I can feel my anxiety rising. So this afternoon after this Rob, yeah what you're doing? I might just go for a walk in the park. That's nice on your own. Yeah. I think I think you need a little hobby like I've got which is Lego. I like doing Lego because I don't think I like doing colouring in because I don't think I don't th. I don't th. I don't. I the th. I don't. I the th. I th. I th. I like the th. I like th. I like th. I like th. I like th. I like th. I like th. I like th. I like like th. I like like th. I like the th. I like like th. I like like th. I like like th. I like like th. I like th. I like just th. I like just th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea thea. thea. thea. thea thea. thea. thea tho the I've started, I've bought a jet washing game on my computer. I've been jet washing a computerized garden. It's quite relaxing. Do you know what? Maybe anxiety is not that bad after all. Lou Walt passed me and saw me doing it and when you're a virgin. The mother of my children. I have had sex of her at least twice.

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do it it doesn't matter we're gonna do it now. We're gonna do it now. Change the way you're talking Josh. Change the way I there's one thing that I didn't want to fucking do on Tuesday because I'm living my own life right these these fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. These they. These they. There's. There's their tho. The I'm thi. Thea. Theat. Theat. There's th. There's th. There's th. There's thi. There's thi. There's thi. There's I'm th. There. There. There. There. There. There. There's I'm th. There. There. There. There. There's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I's I'm th. There's th. There's th. There's thi. There's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's theeeea. There's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. There's thi. There's that feel better saying like that the way you said it before was so you were in the wrong and doing it all wrong wasn't it should I'm I'm so bad for should I should do the anyway Beverly night make should I would have to they. Exactly good guest if you're listening Beverly we'd have you on now I tell you watch before I tell you what I tell you should fucking I tell you're to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told I should should should should I'm to to to to to to to to to to told I'm I should should should should that moment no wonder you're stressed fucking man I've only done one box it takes forever it takes forever they need it back in six days it's never gonna

happen well well I'm gonna I've got good news for you yeah certain persons break down as the deadline of the printing of the book back so you might have a little more time than you think. I'm going to hang around with more burnt out people. This is great for me. I get to have all the benefits of you taking your foot off the gas about having to be stressed. Exactly. Actually, let's see how the...Jash, you sure you've done enough work today? Don't you think it should be done? I'm joking. th. I'm th. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a th. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a th. I'm going think think th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll think thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll great. I'll great. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. I'm great. I'll the. I'll think. I'll great. I'll okay, what is the thing we've got to announce? So for the audio book of our book, which, do you know what, I had to leave through it, it's really funny our book. It is a good book. It is a good book.

So for the audio book, we thought what would be nice is if we did the chapter titles, like we do the chapter titles, saying the chapter titles. What's the email for this? Do we know the email? Yeah we do know the email. It's not on this email from Michael, but I've got it. Oh you've got it. Why the email? Send me the adwin? Because you're in Florida and he texted me about it. Yeah, it does really feel much like I've been on holiday and left you to hold the fault and it's been a bit unfair sort of balance of... Oh yeah, he go, here we go. It doesn't matter, Josh, it doesn't matter.

Send it. Josh, do you know what? We can fuck all these people off? We don't have to do any of this. Don't know. Do you? That's what I'm not. if you went on a madman page of something like spoken cigars and going on jet skis like Simon Cow. I'm living in my life. Imagine if your best life was basically Bahamas jet skis with Sunita.

And I tell you what, Rob, I've got enough money in the bank to keep that going for about three months. What are three months? What are three months? Okay, so what's the email, Josh? Parenting how book at Bonnier Books, B-O-N-I-E-R, Books.co. Do not send it to our normal email address. No.

We will ignore those. If you send it to our normal email address, not only will we not get you on the book, we will delete that email when you never be able to email us ever again. Exactly, yes. Parenting-Hell book. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thei, th, thei, their, the the the the their, their, the their, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, the, to, the, to, their, to, their, their, their, th. I I I th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. thi, thi, thi. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to-I.a, to.a, to.a, to.a, book at Bonnier, B-O-N-N-I-E-R Books. Books is pluralized and we'll put it in the description, it's in the description, on your phone, or whatever you're listening on, who's not listening on a phone? It's there. I've got, do we to read out the chapter? So these are the words that we want you to get your kids to say. You don't have to do all of them.

You could do one of them. Here we go. So we've got introduction, life before having a baby, pregnancy, birth, first few weeks, your relationship, sleep, we poo and vomit, and vomit, and that was sick it because. We, poo and vomit, feeding, losing your social life, discipline, holidays, and then there were two, entertaining your child, going to school or nursery, friendship, who am I anymore, and conclusion. Conclusion feels a bit, yeah, I feel like we could have banned up those titles. Yeah, do you think we should change?

Don't add more work, Josh. we could have banded up those titles. Do you think we should change? You think we should... Don't add more work, Josh. They are the titles we put in as like our holding to... The thing is in the book, it's got the... We're going to change conclusion. Don't write in with conclusion. Why don't you riff your own one for conclusion? Well I tell you what, do what's what's, the the the the the the their, their, their, th, th, th, th, their, their, th, th, th, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, their, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, tho.. They, thoooooooo. They're, toge, togu. They're, toge, tho. They're, tho. They Yeah, you might even write the title of the chapter. Do whichever ones you want. Josh isn't this an easy way so you've just delegated this to our listeners they will happily

help you out with thinking of a title for a pop for a chapter. Yeah this is a much better way of doing it right. And you know what Josh I've put my heart and soul. chapter is called? I didn't I didn't think about the chapter title because of it in the book are you worrying now you worrying? No well in the book it's fine because they've been there's like a nice quote from the chapters the kind of heading of the chapter but in the audio book that's not the case so why don't you might have complicated this just riffed just rift this oh my god they're gonna to the they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're gonna they're they're they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're they're they're they're they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna to to to to to to to to to to the the they to they to they they they they they. they they they they they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna to work with fucking riffers, that's what you're going to get. If you're going to work with a fucking cool dude's comedian like Josh Widdley, he just bowls around with cigars and his leather jackets. That's what you've signed up to.

So just say, losing your social book, let them riff on it really and we'll use them. Put in your in your heading which chapter they've done because that'll make it easier for them. Perfect. Right. I think that makes sense. Well, thank you very much. We've got. We'll probably plug it again at some point, so it'll make sense another day. I'm not going back to university to be your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber one for students. It saves you Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever you think university is for. Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on Uber and Uber eats. With deals this good, everyone wants to be a student.

Join for just $4.99 a month. Savings may vary. Eligibility and member terms apply. Okay, so Josh, how you feeling? Five days after the Friday episode? Um, I am feeling better actually. I'm sleeping all right and stuff. That's good. Um, yeah, so I am feeling better in that sense. But, I mean, I think I probably said at the time that, because we, just full disclosure, we haven't just sat here and listened to that. So I'm trying to remember what I said. Well, basically, from my put, what I got, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. to, th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th'm trying to remember what I said. Well basically from my put what I got was you felt bit burnt out, bit overwhelmed and not really enjoying life you were sort of getting through it each day with parenting and work and

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You already have three. I was good. I was good. I need to have a bitty bea to have a beer before the show and I was thinking. But I, um, yeah that was quite weird because like people were like, oh bloody legend they're having a beer before the show and I was thinking, not really. That's not quite what you're saying. I'm sort of panicking a bit. Oh dear. But you see them a lot in the higher spirits and a bit calmer than you did a week ago.

It's obviously, you know, an ongoing thing. But I, it's, it's got, it's, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi, the, the, the, the, the, the the higher spirits and a bit calmer than you did a week ago. It's obviously an ongoing thing. But I, it's got, do you know what it is Rob? It's, I can't use the fact that I feel okay today and felt okay yesterday to think that I can then just go back to living like I was. Yes, where you were just, you were taking on far too much stuff and you were worrying about about everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their, you're, you're, you're, you're, you were just, you're, you're, you're, their, their, their, their far too much stuff and you were worrying about everything to an nth degree of like you know when because we've had this the podcast not going up just due to the technical problems and you were like oh we can see that or not do that and just sort of thinking about if you're trying to problem solve about 15 different things that we have zero

control over and it will get sorted when it gets sorted but yeah I think just taking it easy. Remember the serenity prayer Rob that's always I'd say one of the great are you aware of the serenity prayer that they... What's a serenity prayer? It's grown as a serenity mind to accept that which cannot be changed the courage to change what can be changed and the wisdom to know one from the other and I don't know one from the other. No I am bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad at bad at bad at bad bad at bad at bad bad at that bad at that bad at that bad bad bad bad at bad bad bad at bad at bad bad at bad at bad bad at bad at bad bad bad at bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad I bad at that I bad at knowing bad at knowing bad at knowing bad at knowing what I can and can't change. Yeah, because I think you've got a terrible, I'd say, mix of relentlessly trying to change things and make it better, but having zero self-belief that you can do it.

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but if you do read it I basically explain what you're going through and how I felt. Yeah, it's a really good example of it. It's a really good and it's really nice that you know it's the classic isn't. Because you know it. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi. It's thi. It's the the thi. It's the the the classic. the classic. the classic. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi a lot of the time. Yeah. That's the issue, isn't it? It's not that you can't do that when you feel bad, is that you can do it and you can cover it up at the same time. And there's probably a percentage of people doing about 15 million different jobs that feel like that, but people get too good at hiding it. And the quicker you are the quicker you are the quicker you are the quicker you are the quicker you are the quicker you are the quicker you are the quicker you are the quicker you are the quicker you are the quicker you are to be honest about it, the quicker it will get resolved and you can crack on with enjoying waking up in the morning rather than getting through the day.

Exactly. Do you know I woke up this morning with my daughter in a, Rose's away at the moment? Oh yeah, she's away so you've got the kids on your own? Yeah, she's a Hendoo in Ibitha. Not the best that. Rob, grant me the serenity to know what can and cannot be changed. And those flights cannot be changed. We had a lovely day yesterday though, the three of it. It's actually, you know. What did you do? Morning. Morning. Sorry, I put morning, just a quick funeral. A bit of morning for the fact the mom's left. Um, morning we went to the park and the afternoon we went to Sunday to Sunday to Sunday to Sunday to Sunday to Sunday to s Sunday to s Sunday to s Sunday to s Sunday to s Sunday to s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s senenononnenenenenenene and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can't thenenenen. the the the the can't thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean the can't the the the the that mom's left. Morning we went to the park and then in the afternoon we went to Sunday lunch at our friend's

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But because I wasn't in like, like, gonna be, we're gonna miss the right here if you don't get out, like carry on. And then I think I was just getting a little bit too hot and I was like I say, my glasses were slipping down, it's all hot and overweight and all sweat patches and you know, and people wanted photos who had a photo and at one point she said you don't look very happy in that photo and I was like, well I can't lie. It's 40 degrees. I look like a Pido and I'll have the photo but I can't promise to look happy in it. And then you know I've been getting better at rides? Yeah. I went on, so I was building up to go on Aerosmith's rock and roll roller coaster. Which is the band? Yeah so they've got a ride there and it's basically their music plan and the ride is that you're escaping from LA and there's like you see the dark there's all like neon signs and I and I just I thought I'd be fine

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their thinne. I agree and I don't go on ones that are big drops but really fast ones I do like. So I knew I'd like that ride once I was on it, but my anxiety just wouldn't let me get on it. The same way as my anxiety stopped me from doing stand-up for years or performing at school for years, so I knew once I broke through that, because if you saw me at school, you never thrown their school, you then I heard screaming and it was dark and I could feel myself getting a bit panicky. Then when I walked through, it's actually like a chain link fence around the edge of the ride. And I was like, like, the rides, because it's supposed to be like the back streets of LA. It's all like a chain, so I was like, and then I was like, oh my God. And I'm having a flash-I'n, and I'm having, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's, it's like, it, it, it's, it, it, it, it? I'm trying to do all my life meditative shit like that, and I'm losing my head.

And then someone goes, hello, can I have a photo? You're from Taskmaster, then I'm on the way anxiety went up again. Oh God. And then someone took a photo of me, so I took a photo of me. were we were doing a when's the weirdest place you've had a panic attack right in one way as well. But then and then I bottled it and I went Lou look and then that photo threw me over the edge I went let's just get off let's get out and then I didn't do the ride in the end however I didn't beat myself up too much about it and then when we go back I will try and do it like I say I'm not the place for you are they

this year? I like I say I always have a photo I don't want to speak the whole having photos I'm famous episode but it's what happened in the last bit of Florida and anyway I was in the airport we just checked with our bags in we're all a bit tired and blah blah and it's been you know I've had to drop the car off I've carried all the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one's they one one one one one one one one's they. they. they I I was I'm they I'm the the the hire car off, I've carried all the bags, you know. Anyway, so I'll get the kids a bit of food before you go through and a few people have come up and said have some photos, whatever, that's fine. And then it's sort of 16, 17 year old kid walked past filming me with my daughters eating like a pizza and I sort of put my hand up and sort of like, cross your film, please, kind of thing. And he sort of just laughed and carried on filming. What?

And then, and I just carried on like properly filming, like my daughters, and I just, and I just, and I just, honestly, don't remember anything. And then all of a sudden I was in front of him telling him off. So I just ran over there. And I just went't film my kids. I'm just not having it. Do I mean?

But I went over there and because I got there so quick and I was still chewing my pizza, I couldn't really annunciate. So I was going, school mate, that's bone out of order. No tell you, have a photo of me if you want, but I can't, I said stop, you didn't, I can't have someone, I don't know, filming my children, mate, it's not on. And he went, oh, I'm really sorry, I didn't realize, I got a bit over-exai, went, not a problem. If you want to try to me, that's a problem, you can't be that's a that's not, you can't be filming, you can't that's not, you can't that's not, you can't that's not, you can't that's that's that's not, you can't that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to stop, you don't, you don't, I to stop, I to stop, I to stop, I to stop, I to stop, I to stop, I that's, I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to stop, I to stop, I to stop, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I to stop, I to stop, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I that that. I that that that that that to to to that to to that to that that that to that that that, I that, side, right? Anyway, then his sister comes up going, what are you having to go out for? But like proper like, you know,

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And I'm just like, oh my god. And I know I'm waiting for dad. You know, I felt like I was at the school. You know when I'm gonna go and the guy I'm gonna go and to go and I'm gonna, and I went, me and him were like best friends by then. I went look mate, I've no problem with your Swiver. I just, you can't film my kids. I went, I know you're young, when you have kids, you'll totally get it, but you can't be filming my kids, all right? And, at this point, I'm like... What are Lou and your daughter's doing at this point? Sitting and they're eating pizza and they're watching it unfold? They're watching.

And but I was in such sort of red mist. If about either of them had gone back at me, I think I'd have ended up being arrested for having a fight in an airport. I think, I'd just to be clear, you'd have you you you'd have their you'd have their you'd have their their their their their their their their their to be arrested, to be arrested, to be arrested, to be arrested, to be arrested, to be arrested, to be arrested, to be a to be a theree, their thi, the, their their their their, and their, and their, their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their, their their their their their their, their their thi thi... thi. thi. thi. thi. the an theat. theat. theat. theat. theat theat. theat theat theat. thean. thean. theanan, thean, thean, the in an airport that's not part of the crime. Yeah, I've been arrested of having a fight in an airport. But to be fair, the dad come over and he went, what's going on? I went, look, he was filming my kids and I just told him not to. And the dad was like, okay, okay, and he was sort of embarrassed. But then I felt horrible after. And you should have said, and your daughter, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, She was just trying to defend her brother because I was sort of selling him off. So it was all fine and then I felt really bad and I thought I should go over

and apologize and I go well I shouldn't really because I don't think I've done anything wrong. I didn't shout I wasn't aggressive I just said please stop filming my kids which is the thi. But it was just sort of it's really hard to know if you're doing the right right. the right. the right. the right. the right. the right. the right. th. the right. th. the right. to. I. th. to. I. I. I. to. I. I's. I's. I's really. I's really. I'm. I'm. I should. I should. I should. I should. I should. I'm really really really really to to to to to to to to to to to to to go I should. I should. I should. I should. I should. I should. I should. I should. I should. I should. I should. I should. I's really. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to to th. I should. I should. I should. I should. I should th. I should to to to to th. I should to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I don't think there's a, it's just an unfortunate situation where you can see why everyone has acted like they have if that makes sense. Yeah and it was all fine in the end but I just I just hate his horrible sort of being told off as an adult. Did you enjoy the rest of your pizza? No I sort of just sped it out into a tissue and I got back and I said daddy what were those people you were talking to I I I I I I I sprinted at and spoke at and still eating pizza. That was a bit, but I think I was a bit, like I've absolutely loved the summer holidays and I've took the whole summer holidays off really and I'm in a very privileged position to do. I mean I'm working basically the whole of the autumn nonstop, but I am excited

for the kids to go back to school. You just sort of lose time for yourself. When did they go at school next week? Next, I think it's like the fifth or six, so back next week, it's the last week. I was first out at school next week, Bro. Oh yeah, so I haven't spoke about that? About your, have you got the uniform? Yeah, gotthe. day of her last day at nursery, which I can only do, I'm gutted because obviously I can only do drop-off, I can't do pickup because of the last leg.

Yeah, they gave us a photo, they've got a little graduation gown that they've got all the kids in and taking a photo of at nursery. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, so she's got a graduation photo. She seems totally fine with it, absolutely fine with it, but she doesn't understand obviously. Not that I'm saying, you need to understand this is a big deal, but like, I think... I love that. So Josh, Josh just sat her down and go, you've got to realize this is quite a big fucking change for you. Yeah, yeah, this is going to be tough. You're going to fucking hate this. Yeah, yeah, you don't, you thi thi thi thi thi thi. You don't thi. You don't thi. You're to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to understand, to understand, to understand, to understand, to understand, to understand, to understand, to understand, to understand, to to to to understand, to to to to to to to to understand, to to to to to to to understand, to to to to to to understand, to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin, thin, thin, thin, the. thoooooooooooooooooooo. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to fucking hate this. Yeah. I think you don't know, because you don't really know what to think. You don't want to, I'm just try not to think about it, if that makes sense.

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it's like jealous that my daughter's going to a school that's got a spacehopper. And you're going, you guys have, you really focus on some weird shit, or are you the one focusing on weird shit? Yeah, or are thor, or are thor, or are th. Or, or are th. Or, or are, are, are, or you, or you, or th. Or, or th, or th, or th, th, th, th, th, th, thi? thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi? thi? And, that, that, that, that, that's, that, that's all, that's all, that, that, that, th scenarios for two months time. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Just be excited about your space upper boat. Yeah, just look forward to the spacehopper. So you've got your own guitar in your office, mate. That's exciting. You can play that whatever you want. Exactly. I haven't touched it in years. She goes to school commutor on the same day. What a decision that was a decision. So what a that. So. that. that. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I. It's. I. I. It's. I. It's. I. It's. I. I. I. It's. I. I. It's. I. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's.the schedule, what's the drop-up? What's your new school commute and drop-off time? I love school commutes. So it's 9.30 it starts. Is that every day or is that just the initial...

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I thought, do you know what, I'm sure if she gets a thirst to karate in six months, we can sweet talk them into a getting in the karate. But let's not throw her into karate week one. I've still got a tycoando outfit that for a been worn. If you need that, it's pretty much the same outfit, isn't it? Yeah, exactly. So 930 and then what times the, you can drop off your boy at the nursery? Well, that's, that's, um, Luke's, the nurseries are really near the school, so so the-so you can just do that straight after. Perfect. Yeah, so that's good. 930. Yeah, so it's a late one, in it?

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And do you know what, I think I'm getting a bit short-tempered with it because I'm out and about of my kids all at the moment. mode but I'm sorry if it sounds like on we and I don't be that person but is that are they saying it as a joke or do they genuinely want to know if Ramesh is there as well? It's a bit of banter right yeah yeah but I just go I don't I don't know I don't know where he's Portugal I think yeah a couple more things so basically was in Legoland and we went of an other couple and my mate he he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is he he he he the they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their tho tho tho tho tho th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their their is their their their th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the the toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy tm is toy toy toy toy toy toy thou toy th th He wanted to do that basketball one through the hoop to win a big teddy. Yeah. He does it, wins a teddy for his daughter. My kids want one.

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And I just felt like an absolute little bitch. Just like the pathetic dad that couldn't do it. Next to Michael Jordan and his massive sloth. Yeah. And then, but for my eldest daughter, it must have been so frustrated because when he, when he scored two in a row, he looks so effortless. Yeah. It almost felt like he was missing on purpose, which he wasn't. No. But to her eyes. Did he confidently go into the final ones for your daughter? Or was he always a bit surprised when he sunk it? It was surprised when he sunk the first one. And then the third one it was like, it was unbelievable? the tho' the one. th one, surprised one one, surprised one one, surprised one th th th th th th th th th thi thi su su su su su su su su su su su su su. thi. thi. thi. thi. their surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised the the the the the the the th th th. thi su su su su su su su su su su su su su sur-one, surprised one thi. their thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, surprised, it was unbelievable. Everyone was like, oh my God, he had a crowd. It was amazing. And then I think we both just thought, the next one's in the bag.

Yeah, yeah. If I buy him 10 goes, he's getting one. But he didn't. But anyway, we recovered. She got a slightly better toy just the thrill seekers. Yeah, of course. Oh, small business shout out, Josh, before we, Vermoose, let me get my emails up.

Hey, Rob, on the small business shout out? Yeah. Do you remember I did a small business shout out a while ago about about the pen palp out thing between between between thing between thing between between between between things things things things things things things things things thing between children and old people. Yes. My daughter, we signed her up to it, and she's just got her first letter from a 91-year-old Pem-Pem-Pau. Is it? Yeah, which I found, which she's so excited about as well.

What does it say? So they've like, drawn a picture, so they drew a picture of herself. So my daughter sent first, drew a picture of herself, and then they answered, a picture of herself and then they answer questions and it's called it here crafting connections it's really good so she's got right back to yeah she's got a first letter yeah so she just got a first letter I'm very. I haven't done that I feel like I should now it's really good if anyone wants to do it but sorry I just flagged in my mind then right let's do a new one tho! the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I's their. I their. I their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I'm. I'm. I'm their. I've. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I'm their. I feel like I should now. It's really good if anyone wants to do it. But sorry, I just flaked in my mind then. Right, let's do a new one. I've got one that you're going to like. Go on. Okay, it's called W.W.A.A.Campahire. Code at UK. And I'm spelling that A.Y.D.A.A.A. Campahire. And it is a camphire based in Deviiiii Willand, not far from J27 of the M5.

Do you know it? Willand? No, I've never heard of it. Willand, Willand, I mean, Wi and I know it. I know where it is. I said, A-N-D. Yeah. Okay.

They said Josh will know. No, I don't. I've never known Willand. I mean, you know, I know where it is. I can sit on a map and go, oh, that's where it is. It's near Tiverton, but no, I've never been to Willand. Okay, we would love to welcome Josh to come home and explore with us. Alternatively, being from Bexley, we could help Rob with exploring more than just Exeter. We're also pet. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's thi, that's. I's that's thi, that's, that's, I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I, that's. I, that's. I, that's. I, that's. I, that's. I. I. I. I. I, that's. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's thi. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th.coad at UK. Regards Lewis and Sarah Ada Camberhire and they're on Instagram Ada Camberhire. Oh it's a nice, it's a nice and modern fancy one. Oh very nice. It's like a big VW but brand new with a little lid pops up. Oh that looks fun. Very nice. I said to Lou should we get a camper and she went absolutely not. However I do think she'd be in favor

of hiring one. I can only drive automatic so double check it's an automatic, please Ada. I'm pathetic, aren't I? Have you got a small business? Yep. Hi, Robin Josh. I work in a team of a small not-for-profit called Green Bums that would love a shout-up from you guys. We're a biodegradable nappy company selling bamboo nappies and pull-ups. Presumably that's softer than it sounds, right? The idea is true. I think they've used like pure bamboo like a panda would eat. No, exactly. It's not like a kind of wicker chair. They also do a sideline in E-45 and pseudocrim for the ripped asses. The bleeding arse is to reduce the number of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable disposable of disposable of disposable of disposable disposable disposable of disposable disposable disposable of disposable disposable disposable the disposable the disposable their rits arses. The idea is to reduce the number of disposable nappies that are sent to landfill, as these take an average of 500 years to decompose.

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too, the good work, Tom from Bournemouth. There we go, Rob, it's been an absolute pleasure. Bonnmuff, more like. Oh, that's nice. Is that good? Is that good stuff? And the most exciting thing, Rob, is we've recorded this. We've got no idea if it'll ever go out. Isn't that the dream? We'll do it anyway, I think, even if he didn't go out, just pops it in his recycling bid. Right, well we'll see you Friday with another interview. Fingers crossed. Bye. Bye.