Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S05 EP25: Brown Noise And Temperature Guns

Episode Date: October 18, 2022

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Well done. That is a great one. Can you say Josh Widdickham? Josh Widdickum. Well done. That is a great one. She's 226 months. Which is 18? tweish, yeah. 18. twenty or so.

We're both, this is your podcast. We're both pre-ordered the book. Yes. Hashtag not beaten by Peter Crouch. At this stage we don't know where we are in the charts but I reckon we're going to be beaten by DeVina Bacal's book. Okay and you know what what are books be beaten by? Exactly. Would it hold it against her? Exactly. When I was watching Street mate 20 years ago if you'd said I'd have said happy to be beaten by her in the book charts. Happy you know that good. Good luck. How are you, Josh? I'm good. Yes? I'm good.

You're not wearing headphones. We're doing it in face-to-face again. Because it heats up my ears and makes me tired, so I'm less funny. Really? And is that a medical thing that have you been tired? No, it's not a medical. I haven't been woolly hats. If I wear a woolly hat. Your ears get too hot. My ears get too hot and I fall asleep on public transport if I

wear a wily hat. So you get groggy if you wear headphones. You're like half man, half like little woodland animal. You're like a pair of headphones for three months and hibernate from November to... You're like a little furry woodland man. Yeah. Well it's because I sleep, I think it's, because I sleep with the duvet over my head. You are so mental. What do you mean about that?

You get so hot? No, why is that making you get any hotter? I have my nose and my mouth facing out. This is weird. And what's Rose doing at this point? Do you have your own duvee? What's Rose doing this? What's what's doing this? She's asleep? You're sharing a duvee doing that? Yeah, of course. You're sharing a duvay doing that? Yeah, of course. You must be gobbling up the whole duvey over the dupe? No, but you must, you, you, to just, to, their, to, their, to, their, th, th, th, their, their, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, do dovah. Dove, do their, do their, do their, do their, do their their their their their their their, do their, do their, do do their, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do dovey. Dovey. Dovey. Dovey. Dove, do do do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, their, their, their, tho, tho, thoooovea, their, thoovea, their, their, their, eyes to shoulders on Rose? So she rolls over to look at the pillow you're not there? No I am! Maybe I've just got the duvee up a little bit so you just hook it over the top of your head like that with just my nose and my mouth painting out but that means if everyone wear a woolly hat or headphones are No, generally. I'm not going to bed like I'm Dick Enzi, I'm not a scrooge. You know like badly drawn boys, just passed out after a long recording session.

No, so, um... That's weird, why do you do that over your head? I don't know, I've always liked it, cozy. I like it cozy to go sleep. Yeah, he likes it cozy. I've got with sleep. Yeah. So it's on the road to recovery. I've had one bad sleep in 15 nights. Yeah, because you missed an episode when you did the, what's that?

Those we never really discussed this in person. That's when you did the temperature of your child and went to the hospital. And then the temper Yeah, but I've got a good tip for you for sleep, which I found, which is brown noise. Are you wearing brown noise? Brown noise? What's brown noise compared to white noise?

Brown noise is a lower frequency, right? And I read an article. It's been used recently, people with ADHD use it. Oh, okay. Yeah, so now you're on board. People with ADHD will listen to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, to sleep, which, which, to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep to sleep, which to sleep, which to sleep, which I, which I've, which, which, which, which I've, which I've, which I've, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which I which I which I, which I, which I, which I, which I, which I, which I, which I, which I th. Okay, which I th. Okay, th. Okay, the. Okay, the. Okay, the. Okay, the. Okay, the. Okay, theaugh, theateateat-s. Okay, th. Okay, thea. Okay, th.ea. Okay, th. Okay, th. Okay, thea. Okay, th. Okay, with ADHD use it. Oh, okay. Yeah, so now you're on board. Yeah. People with ADHD will listen to brown noise and it's calm, it stops you thinking, stops all those thoughts coming.

Right, should I try and find a bit of brown noise? Yeah. And so, I've been listening to it on YouTube. the problem with the 12 hour brown noise is there's an advert six hours in a YouTube advert Oh what's it for I don't know but it wakes you up obviously because you're deep in anyway you've got YouTube I haven't got ADHD but it's apparently really good for stopping your thoughts before going to sleep so it's stop it makes you block it stops your Oh it is deep is lower in it yeah yeah it feels like you were on an airplane yeah I sleep really well on aeroplanes yeah it's the brown noise it's Yeah. It feels like you've got on an airplane. Yeah.

I sleep really well on airplanes. Maybe it's the brown noise. But it's good, if you are struggling to sleep, because your thoughts are running away. So I put it on because my thoughts, but then Rose was having a thing where she was going on a holiday the next day. She said it knocked her out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out as well as well as to to to to to to to a good tip. Because that for me sounded like airplane noise, brown noise, and when I'm on airplanes, I love it. I stop thinking.

Yeah. And what happens is when I watch things, because I'm not thinking, I open up and I cry. I always cry. Do you know what? I'm a cryer. I think that's because all the noise has gone from the brown noise. I'm not thinking and I'm just really opening up my heart. Oh, mate. It's amazing for you to stop thinking as well like because your head's going and going and going

going. But yeah, brown noise. Brown noise. Try it. I'm not saying it's going to give brown noise a go. Yeah and Duvee over the top of your head. Because when I listen to them like white noise or it's like a thunderstorm, sometimes I'm a bit like, oh is that lightning getting near us? Not real. It's not real. It's not real, it's not a real storm wrong. Yeah. Okay. And so that's what I've been doing my sleep restriction. Yes, you're doing that. And then so what happened with the temperature?

Right, so on Wednesday, we, my son has, was, woke up very, not well, and we did the temperature gun. Yeah, you've got one of those times? Yeah. Uh, 36 point, 34.6 or whatever it was. I've never seen one cold before. No. And to do what you you you you you you you you you you to do what you to do that's that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thaten. thoomat. thoomat. thoomat. thoom. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. So. So. So. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. So. So. So, tha. So. So, whatever it was. I've never seen one cold before. No and To anyone you don't want to do, Google it. Fucking now mate. The word death is very high up on the Google. Okay. So you're like, well we've got to go to A&E now. Go to A&E. 36.5. Fine.

So what has happened? We didn't even get past the first person. You know the initial nurse before the doctor? Yeah. She was like, I wouldn't bother with the doctor here mate. You've got blood's fine, heartbeats fine, everything's fine. So how comes you got it so low and your one? Well, we bought a new one because we were like, we tried it on ourselves and it was fine. Yeah. We were like maybe it's the thing. Bought a new one off Amazon. Anyway, this weekend Rose goes away and I'm one on two. Okay. So Rose goes away 5 a.m. on the Saturday morning. Yeah. Which is good because I'm doing sleep restriction so I get up at 5 a.m. anyway. It's great. Sounds brilliant. Sounds absolutely bril. Yeah. That's my hour to myself.

I'm at him to 6 a.m. treat myself. What do you think we do that hour, Josh? I did meditation for 20 minutes, and then I made a cover tea and read a book in bed. Right, OK, cool. Yeah. Yeah. two. Between five and six that was me time. Yeah yeah what book you reader? I'm reading a parent in hell the book? Oh yeah it's really good you've got to read it

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Oh, well, we'd got to the end. Oh, yeah. One of them was... But you do a lot of drops. Got a question right, about what was the Premier League, first ever goal in the Premier League was it scored with left, right, foot, right, or head. That is a tough question. Left foot, top corner. Michael knows.

That's a header, Brian Dean header, he knows. That's your thing though, isn't it? Yeah, I do. But anyway, yeah, what was I talking about the weekend? Yeah, at 5 a.m. You're reading your book, you're meditating. Two and one. Quite intense, isn't it? He's four and a one-year-old. That is hard. That is hard.

Intense. Because you're just never, with either of them, you're just. Yeah, yeah, that's just. And there's not really something. Yeah, you know, which one's out? You've been to the part near you? Victoria Park. Yeah, yeah, sounds great. Two and a half hours we did on. Really? Yes, really spun it out. God.

Your downtime, your kids is a bit like a homeless man. What could you do in that situation? It's so much easier with a one-year-old in true. If it was if they were four and six I wouldn't be going to the fucking park but also I've he's got a nap at midday so so my friend was like you want to come to the zoo and we couldn't. That is the killer yeah. Just chained to the house between one and two thirty I sorry 12 and twelve thirty I must be a nightmare having a child to sleep. Oh it it it it it must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must must that that that that that that must must must must be a the that the that must must must be a the the that must must must. Oh. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. the the the th. the th. the the the the th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. he he he he he he's he's he the. He's thi. He's he's he's he's the cut, so what's the hard bit about that of the child being asleep? The hard bit, I can't leave a three-mile radius. Yeah, I don't mean though, you can't do anything in the middle. You can't do anything. That means you're away from your house for more than three hours. Yes. So if we were to go to to the zoo to go the zoo to go the zoo to go the zoo to go the zoo to go the zoo to go the zoo to go the zoo to go to go the zoo the zoo to go to go the zoo to go to go the zoo to go the zoo to go to go to go to go the zoo the zoo the zoo the zoo to go the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th thoooooooooo tree. too, the the tree. the the the to the tho tha. the the the the the the the the the thermometerometer? Oh anyway, so afternoon we go to friends, get them down to sleep, 8 p.m. I'm fucking knackered. Yeah, but please without it's gone, house is tidy, I tidy as I go. I'm good at that.

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It's unpleasant. It's an unpleasant character trait. You know it's bad as well. Yeah, I know it's bad. But anyway, just let me have some to toast. Yeah. 8 p.m. And you what are you sort of wiping up the crumbs underneath people whatever you do? Yeah. That's good. Finally, some time to myself. So is it Saturday night?

Saturday night? But it's strictly what you're watching? You need football on? I watched a documentary? I watched a documentary. I watched the football. I watched a documentary. I watched this, will you? I watched a documentary. I played down the calfman. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking madness. Fucking madness. Absolutely. It's in character the whole time. Yeah, in character the whole time. But, uh, so I started watching that. 8.50 my son wakes up. Oh no. So I have 50 minutes to myself, plus the hour in the morning.

Yeah, so he's up now. He is in a catastrophically bad mood. Right. Just double check it's not the old temp gun. No, same reading. So now part of you's like there must be a problem with a temp gun or what I'm doing but also a hospital. I can't not. Because this has happened twice this week. Yeah. Maybe he came back around. He drops and goes up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So do you go hospital to go? Well, I had to phone Tom Crane and go, could you come and sit in my house? Because my daughter's asleep. I can't

take both them to the hospital. That would be a nightmare. So he comes round. What time is it? This is probably half nine by the time he gets there. I have to get... Nice and ti though. The taxi he's come round in is the one I used to go to the hospital. He weighed him. That's good. That's good. I want to kind of...

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It's quite good actually. You think it's going to be quite a boring romcom and in the end, well I don't want to ruin it. What happens? Well no, it's a more surprising end than you'd think. Right, fair enough. Would you agree? I can't remember. Did you enjoy it Michael? Keep asking Michael questions.

Well, that's because he's into films and their thinks. He's into films and these studios doing podcasts. There are other people doing podcasts? Who bloody? Fuck off, mate. Just get your own band. No, they're up north, aren't they? Oh, the other things, oh, we went to, um, go on. So we, uh, me and Lou and we went out on Friday night, got a bit drunk, um, which was nice.

You text us. and I thought he's hammered. Yeah I know we'll lose I will go lose well up for a glass to I mean she was on my case again so I was like let me get in some we're gonna are we gonna perform there Rob a last podcast okay yeah we'll get photographed you remember I'm Pete doctorate in Kate Moss went we'll be tiny tiny little pair of denim shorts we're going on matching out of matching outfits yeah yeah we should definitely go in there if you want yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the to the the the to the to the to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho thee the tho the the the the, is that another unuendo? No, that wasn't, that wasn't, I wasn't continuing the riff. Put it in there if you want. Oh, you make so many disgusting sounds. I didn't make a sound then! Did you drop your bag? You went, oh, you made a sex sound and then you've tried to blame it on me? This sound, that's a horrible sound. That is a horrible, that is horrible, that is horrible, that is horrible, that is horrible, th. That is horrible, th. That is horrible, th. That is horrible, th. That is horrible, th. That is a horrible, th. That is a horrible, th. That is a horrible, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thooo. tha. tha, on my... the drugs. So you went out and got hammered.

Yes we got drunk and then the next day we were drunk we went loo-booked ticket. Oh you sloughy, dirty bitch. Sorry was that to... I was doing impression of you. This is how I drink. Yeah, you go. Yeah, you go. Yeah, exactly. Why do you think I get so much? Look how much Michael's asking. He knows for PG Tips. You were the monkey with Johnny Vegas. So, I'm hung over, right? Both hung over, but we've got a drive to lose book tickets,

2.30 p.m. Abba Tribute. Oh, so it wasn't to Lou's book tickets, 2.30pm, Abba for kids, Abba Tribute Plan. Oh, so it wasn't the hologram ever? No, it was, it was at the Kudgan Hall in Sloan Square. Oh yeah. Right? So we basically accidentally went stiff neck. Yeah, yeah. So Lou book this, he went, he's up in London somewhere. Look at it, it'sakes about an hour, right? You drove to Sloan Square? Yeah. Oh, it was a train strike. But it's quick from our ass. No, no, no, I meant more. It's only to took about 50 minutes.

How long is it from your earth? Where are you parking? Do you know what? You know what? He pulled out. We pulled out. I was up. I tell you, we'll get there early. It true after the theater, got out like you missed the bean. Honestly, we pulled out.

I couldn't believe we part. And also, what we nailed it was, we could have had three hours. We could only part the three hours because the show finished at 4. Oh my God. It was unbelievable, right? But I was driving up and I had a banging headache. By the end of that was gone about at 2 o'clock I still had a banging head tap and I'm driving. And I'm driving and Lou and the girls are's cranked it out full bit and I think that is the worst song to listen to hungover because I actually realized at one

point my head was pulsating with pain at the same tempo as the boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom but the thing of what you must know that song yeah I do this one yeah yeah I do I do I do this one yeah oh that that beat wait for oh it's awful and then I just said to Lou it's quite sexual is that it didn't feel sexual okay when I was driving to Stone Square so that was pumping in my ears anyway he got there didn't take the long, about 45, 50 minutes actually from probably. I don't know how long does it take you to get there from? To Sloan Square, it would take me longer to drive than you obviously.

Yeah, it's good to be in zone two, and it's good to be in commute to Sloan Square. Anyway we were lucky pulled up at the front, absolutely buzzing, and then we went in and it was accidental stiffneck because when I went out I don't really pay attention, Lou booked it I thought the kids were loved out, they love Mamma Mia looked at the ticket, it was a lot for an Abba and I was like, what? Like an an Aba tribute concert. Yeah and they're really they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their they're their they're to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to to to to to to have to have to have to have to to to their. I to to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to bea. I to bea. I. I to to to to their. I. I. I. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I were their. I were their their their their their their their the. I were the. I were the. I went. I was the. I went. We were thea. thea. thea. toea. toea. toea. toea. We were toe. I was toe. I was toe. I was, what? Like an Abra tribute concert? Yeah, and they're really good, but they play all their live instruments and they sing with it, they're really good, Abba. Do you want to hear something embarrassing? God. Because Lou put that on her Instagram. And I saw it and I was like, fucking how those holograms are good. Ha! Fair play to her! That looks so real! I've got to get tickets for this! This is unbelievable! It's so here! But also what we did was in Cadogan Hall which is

like really fancy venue, right? And it wasn't just the Abba, there was just 25 Mozart Symphony Orchestra. Wow! And it was all the orchestra. Yeah I thought they were real. Yeah, they were. So it was them and then the Abba people and then the girls were loving it but then it was like just the orchestra for a bit. Oh, and I was like, oh come on now. And it was good musically but the kids just want to sing along. And then we were sat there and we had and they were all like church pew seats and there was a kid behind. There was two women behind with two boys probably between like four and six maybe five and definitely at least four or five. Yeah. So naughty. The naughtiest child and if you were sat there and you can hear this I don't need to feel bad but you do need to know your child is so badly behaved. Kicking the chair the whole time. But like she went stop kicking the chair,

ignored him and it's like a wooden chair and then my daughter was like, my daughter is like, he's kicking the chair like that. I'm like, well let her, I'm not like, it kept on kicking, I thought, I'll just let it, give it five minutes, let him calm him down or whatever. He literally, she was just stopping it, he went, I hate you, back to her. It was just like, I hate you, you don't like me. Yeah, and I was like, oh my God, what is this? And they're all really quite posthu. Because it's caddigan hall, yeah, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was, he, he, he, he was, he was just, he was just, he's, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. He. He, he. He, he, he, he, he, he. He, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's just, he's, he's just, he's, he. He Bromley, that is non-stop. That's, you know. So, and I, as he was kicking a chair and then she was completely just ignored. And it was like, annoying, it was like, like, the connolly, bang, bang, like the whole time. So, and I turned around, I said, if you kick that chair the gig started it was all right because all the kids are up and dancing and moving about So we eventually just slid over to the right because it wasn't sold out

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They've got the music. They've got the music. They've got the music. They've got the instrument. What you're doing? How does that work? Is it just people to sit there with all that waiting for someone to think? Rob, you'll soon find out. It's got Rob and Romish written all over it, hasn't it? It's got absolute Rob and Romish written all over. They actually do want to do one of those. Yeah. That would be funny, lea'n'er. I'll let you know when I find out. And when we were How long did you have to sit in your car to get the free parking? So we arrived at 20 to 1 and if we've done so yeah so Lou sat in the car of half an hour

so I took the kids for a walk around the block so. So Lou's had a win there. I know and I'd driven up. And we were walking along and then we went into Ralph Floren know, that was the most kid-friendly one because they had teddies on jumpers, compared to like Smithson's, Smyson's paper and all that. Oh, Smithens, yeah. I tell you know what, you know when it's posh, when I don't even understand,

because I know posh things. Smyson's like, like, the kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, but I sort of have heard of them and obviously I've heard of like Ralph remember then there's stuff that it's called like Victoria Dicci and it's like four things in the window I'm like yeah who is that but you know when it's like you do it around Mayfair it's just like mental shops with just I've don't I don't even know the names walking around yeah I the the their wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa I the their wa I their wa I their wa I their I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they they they they expensive brand names, but around there, there's stuff I've never owned and it's mental, like who's that for? Anyway, so we went to Ralph Lorraine and it was a, there was like a home, set, I'm trying to find a kid's section just see if there's like dresses or whatever, just for a browse and then there was like a home section and it was one of them, do to tou tou tou and everything was all glass and metal. So we went and then we end up going to Hugo Boss just to kill Time, another shop and then really nice sales attendant in there

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That's a situation. I know so but I think we've agreed to take the Hugo boss logo off it so it's just like a gold ball thing that looks like nice and then we went past the rock does have a tear about mine and Lou's first date? No. Well basically the truth of it is our first date was we got off with each other on a night bus after a work night. So? So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, the. So, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. So. So. So. So. So, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the th. So, th. So, the. So, the the the. So, the. So, the the. So, the. So, the bus after a work night. So Lou Mac... Upstairs? Oh yeah. Or downstairs. A bit of both. Yeah. Hey? A couple of stops. A couple of stops. Yeah. Press the button. Or a replacement the serve. I don't know. Press the ding the bill. Thank the driver. Tap the oyster. No, don't panic, nobody changed that. It's all one line. It's so lady in this box. It's so hot. It's all so hot in here, isn't it? So hot in it now. So that we sort of got off of each other after work, basically. I said, why don't I do, we do a proper first date? So, because obviously lose a bit poshraming, a little bit more bookish, I nailed it with I got a tickets to a play, oh mate, right, at the Royal Court Theatre in Sloan Square,

so I took the girls into the theater to see where we went on it because I was killing time and showed him the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theater. the theater the theater the theater the theater the theater. Yeaheater. Ia the theater. Ia the the the the the the tieaterateraterateraterater. I was was was was together. I was the toy. I was was was was was was was was was was was was was to to show. I was was was was. I was I was. I was together. I was I was together. I was together. I was together.. I was together. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thatre th the together. I was together. I was together. I was together. I was together. I was together. I was together. I was together. I was together. I was together. I was together, I was together, I was together, I was together, I was together, I was together, I was together, I was together, I was th theatre and I went to see Sucker Punch it was called and it was a play about young black teenagers that get into boxing to try and get off the streets. So I was like this is quite a good. Play for Lou, boxing for you. Yes, so basically it was also quite interesting because it was done in the round so the stage was the ring-side at the boxing. So it looked amazing and starring a young Daniel Kalua. Oh wow! As first dates go isn't that pretty good? Yeah really good. But that wasn't about all the stuff, forgetting about all the stuff on the bus. As second dates go. Yeah, as official first date

I thought. So I sort of showed in that before? Is it that? That's quite a good. With friends solo? Solo. Did you meet your work then? Yeah. So how did you ask her out? So did you go, I like you, let's go out or did you sort? No, strings of texts? Strings of text? Lots of texts. Of like, but was you still working on the same show? Yeah, big style. Okay. Was you worried about a bit of me too? No, I wasn't because it didn't exist then and I wasn't doing anything wrong. You started it Interested the O.G No, but you were about the same age Yeah, by a month by a month. Who's older? She's older by a month. Oh, Cougar Cougar? Snap it up a youngster.

Me by six months or so. Six months. And then you just were touched in and then you went to a, yeah pretty much. Oh and then you just went for a pub. Yeah. Interestingly. Go on. Always helps on this.

Yeah. If you could start with that as a minimum. The teacher at school said that one of the boys has got a crush on my daughter, they're four. Really? That is, yeah, there's that happened. A friend of ours, they were saying that there's a, you know, the four-year-olds they got crushes on each other. I had an absolute word in his ear. Did you, you're about, look at me. Don't you dare. I was very excited. You haven't had a word in his ear, have you? No, I don't know what it looks like.

I've got this, talking of school, how mental is this week, right? Because it's, I don't know what is going out, but this is sort of the last... Half term. Half term. So, this is what was going on, right? So we wear, our kids wear like normal uniform in, but if it's a PE day, as a hangover from COVID, they wear the PE kit in? Yeah, and they wear that all day. So they don't go in in normal and change, right? Anyway, so next week, they're going in Monday, normal uniform, fine. Tuesday, they need their uniform for a school photo photo, th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. Wee. their, their, the. Tuesday, they need their uniform for a school photo,

however it is also PE day. So they need to go in full uniform and then have their PE kits change into, right? And then the next day. Someone's bringing out is an old woman shopping trolley. The next day, there's a normal uniform, but also there's a charity run where, if you get, basically, I don't, I, for some sort of charity. We've got that today it's yellow day. Powder paint. Oh no this is different no it's basically there's powder paint so you run through a thing and people throw powder paint at you but you need to give

them clothes you're happy to get dirty. So they've got to have uniformed. to get it. So they're got to have uniformed. to. to. I. to. their. to. I. their. their. to. to. their. their. to. to. their. their. their. to. to. to. to. to go. to. to. to. to. to go. their. their. It's, to. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's sort of like school dog or something that some dogs are coming in so you can wear a PE kit if you don't want the dog to get because it'll be outside. What? So you don't get to get the dog going to do? Savage them. Oh God knows. Yeah maybe it's maybe it's police dog training. You've all got your phone to their throwns. You've all got your phone. their phone their phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone. And their phone. their phone. their phone. their their their their their their to their to their their to go. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their too. tog. tog. tog.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. tog. tog.e. toge. toge. their their their their their the Friday it's an own clothes day for something, might be a colour day, whatever, for some sort of charity, to own clothes days, but they also do still need their PE kit for PE later in a day. And also bringing stuff at harvest festival. Oh my word! That's too much, isn't it?

So this was all going back and forth as I was working out. Do you know what that's easier then? A one-off day-A day? th. th. know every morning I've got a concentrate. Yeah yeah I don't you can't let it sleep. Yeah you you're not going to mess any of them up because you know every morning's an input but it's the one where it takes you by surprise. Yeah if it was just Thursday is powder pad ye. Yeah. You'd mess that up. Yes. But you will you will nail this, I think losing child. Oh yeah, I felt that. And then I, because it's going back and forth from the group quite a lot. If I was going. So I thought that was you. You need to take control of this?

Yeah, well I have. I said. As a class rep, I'd like to say that I have no fucking idea what's happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, guys. Did you get any response? Got a few. Couple of thumbs up and laughing, cry. Yeah, I love. Some people laugh so much they cried. Yeah. And they've shown me. Four people that was.

They've actually laughed so much they've cried. So it's good that I can bring down. Yeah, and that's four people out of, you know, there's 80 people of that group so just good to know that law point 5% are enjoying my that's tickets sold small business shout out oh yeah so we've rabbited on a bit today that's all right here we go right I've got one here Josh yeah hi rob and Josh love the podcast even though I don't have kids myself thought I'd send you some details for a small business shout out. My friend Emma started out with stalls at markets doing deliveries and special orders whilst working full-time but has graduated to opening her own cake shop. Nice. In Bexley Heath. Oh, nice. Oh, nice. Yeah, not too far from me. The name of the business

gives you a pretty big clue to the USP. The Tipsy Bakery. Oh, nice. Yes, they sell alcohol-infused cupcakes. They include Pawn style martini. It's very Bexley for a lot. Bixie. That sounds good. Ferro and hazelnut vodka, Pina collada, tequila rosé, Bailey's and many others. They do non-alcoholic cakes, don't panic. And baked to all kinds of unusual stuff. like Fredo cookies, Maltesea Brownies, Orio Rocky Ro Roly-Rocke. toes, toes, toes, toes, toes, toes, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, and B. B. B. C, and B. C, and B. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. A, the the the the the the the the the ttaxx of a the the the the ta the the ta ta ta ta ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ttax Fredo cookies, Maltesea Brownies, Oreo Rocky Roads plus big cakes for weddings, birthdays and other occasions also doing some specials Halloween and they are the Tipsy Bakery.co. UK and the Tipsy Bakery.uk.

R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R and at the Full Stop, Tipsi, Full Stop Bakery on Instagram. There we go, very nice. Hi, Robin Josh, if you're looking for a non-London small business shout-out, no thanks. Look no further. Chester Wizzard School. Oh! We are a Chester-based alternative Halloween events for families running from the 22nd to the 25th of October. That's half-term. Yeah. Budding young witches and wizards get to meet some magical creatures, make potions, learn spells, and look into the future to mention just a few of the activities. This sounds great. You can take a look at our Instagram at Chester Wizard School to see pictures of previous events. Lovely I'm sure they'll have other stuff for summer holidays and... Yes, exactly. Things like that. Well, Easter school. I'll see you on Friday. Can't wait. For another good guest. Strong guest coming on Friday. As ever. See like it. We're in an absolute

sweet spot for guests. Oh, you're loving life. Love in life. What a turn around from a few weeks ago. Brown noise, brown noise. Brown noise. Brown noise. Brown noise. Brown. Brown, brown. Brown, brown. Brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown. the brown. the brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the, the, the the the the the the the the the to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the brown noise in your ears. Should we do our own, release our own brown noise? Occasionally me slurping my tea. Yeah, put that on repeat for 12 hours. Yeah. All right. Bye. Bye.