Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S05 EP3: The One Where Lou Has Her Appendix Out

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

S05 EP3: The One Where Lou Has Her Appendix Out More misadventures in parenting (and beyond)... this week Lou has her appendix out whilst Rob gets covered in dog sh*t and has to attend a speed awareness course. Not all at the same time...Please rate and leave a review Thanks Rob + Josh (and Michael) BIG NEWS.... we're writing a book! ⭐ All the stories we can’t tell on the podcast – in depth.⭐ What it’s like to raise a stiff neck and a loose neck – straight from the horse’s mouth (our parents)⭐ And.. the BIGGEST REQUEST WE’VE EVER HAD FOR THE PODCAST… Hearing from our wives, Rose & Lou. They’ve got a chapter each and YOU can submit your burning questions to them... [e-mail]'s it really like to be a parent? And how come no one ever warned Rob or Josh of the sheer mind-bending, world-altering, sleep-depriving, sick-covering, tear-inducing, snot-wiping, bore-inspiring, 4am-relationship-straining brutality of it all? And if they did, why can't they remember it (or remember anything else, for that matter)?And just when they thought it couldn't get any harder, why didn't anyone warn them about the slices of unmatched euphoric joy and pride that occasionally come piercing through, drenching you in unbridled happiness in much the same way a badly burped baby drenches you in milk-sick?Join Josh and Rob as they share the challenges and madness of their parenting journeys with lashings of empathy and extra helpings of laughs. Filled with all the things they never tell you at antenatal classes, Parenting Hell is a beguiling mixture of humour, rumination and conversation for prospective parents, new parents, old parents and never-to-be parents alike.Find out everything you need to know, including how you could win a pair of tickets to the Parenting Hell LIVE tour & an overnight stay in London here: https://www.bit.ly/ParentingHellBookIf you want to get in touch with the show here's how:EMAIL: [e-mail]: @parenting_hellINSTAGRAM: @parentinghellMAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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That is Ellis, age two, introducing you from Columbia, South Carolina. Columbia? Not Columbia, Columbia, a place in South Carolina. He will be joined by a little sister in November, but will be dumping them both off of my parents in April to fly out to see you guys at the O2. No way. That is incredible. That can't be the sole reason of the journey. It can't be. If it is, cancer plane tickets is not worth it. No, it is worth it. We don't know how shit their life is normally. They sound pretty upbeat, so I think we've got a lot to be, because they sound like they've got a good life. I've just looked at Columbia in South Carolina. It looks great. There's sort of pretty buildings and palm trees,

and it's not always the way. Where is South Carolina? Just, I was going to go just below North Carolina, but I couldn't bring myself to the turn. No, why, you can't even have a cake and eat it there, didn't you? That's me! That's Bobby Beckles. Oh, it's on the coast. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. the. the. the. the. the. the. Oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the coast. Oh it's right down the bottom. It looks lovely. I imagine that the trip they're over in Europe for something else as well. Yeah, yeah, the show at the M. A. N. Yeah. So I tell

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About American sports and about Britain. And I gave him some scampy fries and some pork scratchings and then we kissed. Anyway he was saying that Florida's ting about Florida and I like Florida and he was saying Florida is really sneaky Florida stole loads of I don't know if they stole it but if you could look at a map of America Florida is a little like knob the knob yeah I'm looking at now also it cuts right across and nix all the coast from Alabama oh yeah look at how much cut and it's just a straight line that is bad that's bad and he was saying all along that coast to all the told the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the to the to the the the th. the the the the th. th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I thi. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's th. I's th. I's the the the the th. I I I I I I I th. I th. I I th. I th. I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's is. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm t. t. t. tttttot. ttot. tttot. ttot. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I bad. And he was saying all along that coast towards New Orleans is absolutely amazing and it's not not full of like British tourists going to Disney it sort of just if you went on a little road trip. But anyway that's my story.

Oh how was that? It was all right yeah I liked it was a month before the hurricane hit New Orleans I think. Oh really? But it was very nice yeah. Oh, I was in. Yeah, I was in. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was in. Yeah, I was in. Yeah, I was in. Yeah, I was in. Yeah, I was in. Yeah, I was in. Yeah, I was in. Yeah, I was in. Yeah, I was in. Yeah, I was in a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was all. I was all. I was all. I was all. I was all. I was all. I was all. I was all. I was all. I was all. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I was th. I was th. I was t. I was t. I was to. I was to. I was to. I was to. to. I was to. I was to. I was to. I was the the to Orleans I think. Oh really? I bet it was very nice yeah do you know what I was in a hostel yeah because I was 22 and that's the kind thing you did. It's all right mate you don't have to be defensive about your success or lack of success. No no but I didn't like hostling Rob there's too many I didn't like hostling Rob there's the middle of the night a man came in and and slept in one of the spare beds and then when we woke up he was still asleep and he just had a tag on the end of his bed with O'Sullivan on it and it and then we just left because we were scared? Yeah just because now even now we could go to each other oh Sullivan and he's like our candy man like probably just some tired bloke who was wanted a kip. My main memory of New Orleans was

a there was an Irish guy who my friend saw wanking in the bottom bunk just having a wank in his bed in New Orleans of all places and then there was everyone was like a a lot of those people in those. And then there was, everyone was like, a lot of those people in those hostels think they're bloody Jack Carawack. They think they're like something. Jack Carrawank? Jack Carrowank. Jack Carrowank. Jack Carrowank. Jack Carrowick. That's more like it, Jack Carrowick, isn't it? Anyway nice, isn't it? I think people come for. Yeah, yeah, Jack Karabak does, in his little hostel bed. Oh yeah, really nice. Too much, maybe. Yeah. Cheers. Oh yeah, anyway, a guy came up to me. Yeah. And he was like, hey mate, I'm going on a night out and I haven't got any clean clothes. Because you're right for a tea t-shirt. I'm, what is he much bigger in you I'm just like this is actually I've got

shoulders I've got shoulders honestly you should see my fucking shoulders I still there's a photo of you topless I think asked a last legless, I think, arse the last leg with Alex Brooker and you're all wet and you're topless. And I can't find it anywhere, but I remember it really made me laugh. Why didn't really make you laugh? I don't think you were in, you weren't in peak physical shape. I think it was a out. You just you just had strong ET vibes in the photo. And you've never looked like ET before or

since. Why are you looking at a photo of me wet and naked after the last leg? Was it on set or was it like we had a shower afterwards? Well I don't know what you and Alex will shower together afterwards like a football team? Really and do so do you use the big accessible shower for that? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. the the the th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. You. I. I. You. I. I. I. You. You. You. I. I. I. I. You. I. I. I. I. I. I. You. I. I. I. I. I. I. You. I. th. Yeah. the the th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. a football team. Really and do you use the big accessible shower for that? Is that what that's also? I get given those accessible showers and we've discussed this a lot in hotels. Everyone thinks you're disabled. They do. There's nothing wrong with being disabled but you don't want to have the room that someone

else might need. No but you know occasionally when I'm parking I think I could get away with this. I don't. I'm joking. 100% would never do that. You could get a blue badge for something. I reckon there's something wrong with you that's blue badge worthy. What do you mean? Well, just you're allergic to chlorine. There's some sort of, you could get on for allergies. I don't know, I think if you went to to give you a blue badge. Yeah, but before you know it, that's a daily mail article there. I reckon you could just go in and sit down and go, right, blue badge is it?

And you just go, yeah if you want? Then it's not your fault. Yeah. Oh, did any that? Has your driving been, my, oh my, my, mate? Actually, you know what? That little five minute ch-.. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th the thi. th. th. the thi. the th. thi. th. th. th. what, that little five minute chat we've had about we've had about the South Coast of America has probably been the most relaxing five minutes since our last boat year. It's been mental in our house. I am, I'd categorize as stressed just from too much stuff going on.

Talk me through it. Okay so we got back from Greece on the Monday. I spoke to you at six o'clock until seven o'clock then I, it was the hottest night night thenite the the the the the th. the the the the th. the the the the th. the the hot the hot the the the hot the the th. th. the the th. th. It was th. It was th. th. time. time. time. It was th. It was time. time. time. time. the most. the most. the most. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It was. It was the t. It was t. It was t. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was the the the Monday. I spoke to you at six o'clock until seven o'clock then I it was the hottest night ever remember? Yeah so my kids went to bed at 11 p.m. the bedtimes at the moment are all over the place 11 p.m. Basically our house gets so hot upstairs where it's actually like a furnace and it wasn't cool enough to sleep so they want to bed about 11 p.m.. Everyone slept basically naked on top of the covers the the the the the their their their their their their. their their. It. It's their their. It's their their. It's their their. It's their their their their th. It was th. It was their their hottest is their their hottest is their hottest. It was. It was was. It was was was. It was was. It was was was. It was was. It was was. It was was was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It's is is is is is is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to sleep. So they would have been about 11 p.m. Everyone slept basically naked on top of the covers with fans directed at Bumholes was essentially the way to call down. So if you walked into our house that night it would look like the opening scene of the X-Files. What's it? No, not the, but like, you know where there's always some sort of weird ex-files mystery. I was like, I was like, I, I, I was like, I was like, I the, I the, I the, I was like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I the, I the, I, I the, the, the, I was like, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, if the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, was, was, was, the, the, was, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, was, the, the, was, was, was, was I was like I don't remember the title to the X-Files but it'll be like a scene from the X-Files where someone goes up all the stranger things when you walk in a room and it's just like a wind everywhere from the fans and just like bodies.

Yeah yeah so that was Monday night then Tuesday was up at six because Lou had to go off and get her appendix taken out when it was 41 the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to thues. their to to tooes. tooes. tooes. th. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up was up. their was up. their was up. their was up. their was up. their was up. their was up. th. the. to. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. Oh been there done that. So poor Lou had her appendix taken out when it was 41 degrees. Oh my word. So that happened then my parents came up to help me with the kids because I also had to record podcasts with you guys. Yeah we had some podcasting because we've had the break I had to record them then so my parents come to look after the kids it was 41 degrees so it was quite brutal. So they come up and helped with that. But also, I had to go and pick up the cat. So I had to go, before my parents came at 8 a.m., I took my kids to go and pick up a cat. I also panicked bought an air con unit for our bedroom because Lou, it was day surgery.

So she had to come home on the Tuesday. She would have had to go back into hospital if she's laid in that room. Because it sort of calls down at night, but in the day, the sun sets on the window of our bedroom. And it's just... Close the curtain. They're shut and all the windows are shut. It's still too hot. Just trust me it's too hot, okay? she can't lift and she can't do anything with the kids. We're recording this Thursday so I'm doing all the heavy lifting quite literally. Literally yeah so I'd go and get the cat the aircon unit came about my parents come I did the podcast

recorded with you then I'd go and get the dog from the dog hotel that was three o'clock in the afternoon on the Tuesday well it's a basic kenned. Well it's a bazy kennel the the th was basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's basic. It's. It's. It's. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basically. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basically. It's basic. It's basically. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's basic. It's't take him grease. It's a dog hotel. It's a dog hotel. It's a good one actually. A pound a pound, just so that that tree in the park I tied him to for a week. I didn't do that. Don't panic. Anyway, so I did that. That was Tuesday. Oh yeah, then yesterday, I've been having to take the dog to take to take to take to take to take the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog to the dog the dog the dog the dog to take the dog the dog the dog the dog to take the dog the dog to take to take to take to take to take to take to take the dog. That was to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their. That was their. That was their. That was their. That was their. That was their. That was their. That was the dog. That was the dog. That was the dog. That was the dog. That was the dog. That the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. to the dog. to to to tod-a. today. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the the take the dog for a walk at 6 a.m. Because of the heat. Because of the heat and obviously the kids are still sleeping so I can get back in time to give the kids breakfast and look after the kids because Lou's in pain. Man alive and your kids are on some holidays now? Yes but they went into super camp today then one of the kids came out crying and all upset because she weren't in the same group as the different ages and they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're try I try I try I try to to took I try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their took. took. took. took. I took. I took. I try. I try. I try. try. try. try. try. try. took. took. took. to to took. I to to took group as the older kid but they can't be in the same group because of different ages and then I try to take him back I try to take him in this morning and then the younger one was getting a bit

upset and then they went oh don't worry and then they said to my eldest door oh oh there's three girls that you know from no, you're not in that class. I was like, oh my God. So she's upset and then they went, right, you're all going to go swimming today. I didn't know it's swimming. They've got no swimming stuff. Oh God. So they're not going swimming, but they had a week of swimming last week, but they can go in the bounty castle caslea. going to go to in September. Yeah. They were like, oh and you know, there's after school clubs

that you can do, you know, you can pay for, you could, or you can do during the holidays. Yeah. Basically the holidays are away for them for six weeks to suddenly just charge you for a shitter version of school. Well, yeah, all's better. And then also, and then also, and then also, and then also, and then also, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and the, and the, and the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the take six weeks holiday. No, but then also as well you've got the two week, I think you're in for a culture shock, Josh. Yeah, no, I'm fully aware I'm in for a culture shock. Because you've got this school, your kid are in school, but you're in nursery, nine till six days, including half terms and summer is the, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I, I don't know Rob. But do you know what I have done? I've she's in school she's in nursery all summer isn't she and you take her out the week before? Yeah yeah. You are in Fred. It's the hour before Rob she's doing

nursery up until 9 a.m. on the... It's actually an afternoon it's just one afternoon start at school so she'll do the morning morning in nursery. Then our ferry are across out in a taxi. Yeah, she can make her own way. But I tell you what I have done, I've marked the holidays in my diary. That's what I've done. Yeah, that's key. That's good. And you can this holiday's situation? Well, it's totally different for what your job is.

So there's a lot of people at my kid's school that has, that they put them into camp, so they'll have like a hot, they'll save up their holiday for a summer holiday and go away for a week and then that's that covered because they're on holiday with you and you're off and then there's a combination of child care from like family and then some people send them so they might get their Nan and Granddad to come up to have them for a few days here and there or one parentakes the other one doesn't. Yeah. So they take a week of or theytime, so what, the way I do it is, I try to have school holidays off, and then I work sometimes six or seven days a week.

Not all the time, but I work non-stop when they're in school. And Lou does the pickups and drops-off, so that when they're off, I'm off, but Ithat's, I can do that because I'm self-employed. And luckily, comedy-wise, especially in the summer, does stop. You don't, you know one's doing tour shows. No was laughing in August. Well, everyone's on holiday. So you don't sell tickets in August. You don't really sell them over Christmas because of the pantos. It's quite weird, isn't it? Because when I was a kid, I didn't even think about it,

that it must be an administrative nightmare that suddenly you're at home. Well, it's weird, because I think Lou was more aware of that, because her dad did nine to fives and stuff, where my dad always worked afternoons and evenings, and my mom worked like part-time, but then mainly was at home with us. So they could they they they they could they could they could they could they could they could they could they could they could us so they could you could shift and be a bit more flexible and stuff but yeah anyway it is brutal but

if anyone's got any tips of what to do in the summer or ideas of how to sort out child care let us know but I think it's basically whatever you can't find friends family camps things like that but yeah so that's but that's what we weren't planning on putting them in the camps because Lou would normally be at home, but she can't really look after the kids. Of course. So, but the other two issues I've had this week is now the dogs started coughing. So I've got to book a vet appointment. Oh no.

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Did I tell you, when I went in, they gave me the morphine, and then I couldn't sleep because of the morphine. And I went to the woman, I was like, I can't sleep because I've had too much morphine. And she said, no, I think it's that's is is is is is is is the the tea mate. Oh, I think that does happen. You get to an age, but if you have like two spoons and fools of sugar, you're up for a week. I'm not at that age. You're not far off, I was about 36.

Are you hungover as well? Your voice sounds cool. Yeah, I'm a bit hung over. Yeah, I was a little. They know it's their rap party. And I thought, you know, it's been a long old series, so we need to cut loose. How many episodes were on? One. Last night. So you got there about six, did the show, and then you had a rap party celebrating the end

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And I could... I must have all the doors in the house but there's still a door banging. It was like, I couldn't get to the bottom of the banging door. Did you ever get to the bottom of the banging door? Well Rose thinks it was the landing toilet, but she came to that conclusion. Is that what you call the toilet you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have the the the the the the the to have tolde tolde tolde tolde tolde told Is that what you call the toilet you have a shit in? Yeah. It's the landing toilet. Oh, this is what I've talked about toilet, something awful happened to me Josh. I've gone. I trod barefoot in dog shit. Oh my gosh, I just walk into

the sea and I'd never come back at that point. I'm tempted to cut my foot off and replace you on the last leg. What happened? Well, I thought I'd cleared it all up and then the kids were playing and then I was walking along on the grass barefoot and I just, as soon as it, as soon as I tucked, I'll put my foot down I knew. And I just didn't want to look. So I just stood there and then in the end, I slowly lifted my left foot up. And it was just, the the their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. th. th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, t. And, t. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, too. And, tooed. And, too. And, too. And, tooed. And, tooed, tooed, tooed, tooed, toothere and then in the end I slowly lifted my left foot up and it was just dog shit all over my foot and I just shut my eyes and I still had my foot up I didn't want to put it down again in case I squashed it in more and I just I just wasn't willing to accept this was my

life And the kids were screaming for something and I just stood there and I reckon I stood there to 10 to 15 seconds just processing. Because I was in denial at first, I was like a bit of mud. Oh God. But I knew it wasn't mud. But I knew it wasn't mud. Is it in a way better that it's the foot than the shoe because you can't clean it off the foot.

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Well, no, exactly. That's what I was going to do. But I was like, no, and then I think it's quite a good life less than this. You just let it dry and try and clean yourself. No I just because my initial thought was get in the bath getting the bath getting the bath and I was all Then I went to move I was I know just my new thing now is Josh Stop going with the first thing my brain says yeah Yeah, and just sit with it and then decide what in all walks of life when it's the girls are the girls asked for something or lose I used to be so just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just I I to to to to to to to to to just I I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th thi th th thi th thi th thi thi thi th thi thi th thi the th the the the th to to be, just do that, just do that, and I answer so quickly to get things done, but I've recently been going, no, take a second, right? Just what are we going to do here?

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Yeah I was I didn't I didn't get clean and go for a wank in the shower with soap. Save that for hostels in New Orleans. I was Sullivan myself off. Yeah so, so that happened was awful. Man, I lullife. The other thing I had to do yesterday. What about children doing during this period? Obliviously, just running around, laughing and shouting. And you had to presumably go down and clean up the dog shit as well. Yeah, I had to go back and try and pick up dog shit that I'd great and then the other thing I had to do yesterday Josh was a speed awareness course. Oh naughty boy so I had three hours on that on zoom. I never done one of them because I don't break the rules. Right I did 26

miles an hour in a 20 and I didn't know it was a 20. Oh cut me some slack Josh in an electric car trying to save the planet and they're speedy off the lights. It's odd. I don't even remember 20s existing when I was a kid. Well, exactly. So this is Josh, this is what happened, right? I thought, you know what, fair enough? You've done the crime, do the time, right? Whatever, I'll go from the ti. the zoom one Do you think it was on teams because they were too worried about those jokes? Yeah, potentially.

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I must have watched a lady trying to... an older lady. What oldies are speeding? All that basically, it worked out everyone on the call was doing about 25 in a 20. Oh, okay. Okay, you're right. So I... Did anyone go, you rob Beckett? No.

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like about 20 different ways you can tell if something's a 20 mile an hour or not, but there's no hard and fast law or rule. I was like, oh, okay, so you're trying to try to to say, the only way really is that if you look to your left and right down side roads and if it says 20, then go 20. I was like, sorry, so your advice to find out the speed limit is to take my eyes off the road and look to my left and right to see if it's 20. Right? Okay, so basically, I couldn't, there's no way to learn when it's 20. Basically, go 20, they, they, they, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, th. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to get. And she was like, but if you know, each, you know, each bar. You know, for that point. No, but then she went.

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Okay, right? I don't think she... I mean, I wasn't really delivering it very well, but also I can't, I can't, I can't, I mean, I can't, I wasn't really, I wasn't really. I wasn't looking at drawings. I couldn't, I was watching the videos, listening to the contents Josh of this very informative. It was good though because there were stuff you don't realize how fast you're going and stopping speeds and all that but one basically I went in it thinking what will I learn to stop me drive safer like you know because I want to drive safer. The only thing I learned was here we go this is what I learned the only thing I learned because they couldn't tell me about 20s because there's no real rule. The thing I didn't know, you know, aside schools, the triangle with the parent and the kid walking, and underneath it says when when this flashes, it's 20 miles an hour, right? That's not a law. That's not a law. That's just advice.

What the schools have just gone off? No, no, no, no. The council's done it, but it's only law if it's in a red circle. So if it says 20 in a red circle, if you go over 20, it's speeding. Yeah. Because it's just in a black sort of rectangle and it says 20 when it's flashing, that means it's advice. So what I've learned is I can go faster past schools. That is good. So, but I went on a speed awareness course, and the only thing I was made aware of, I can go faster past schools by law. Talking about that of schools, my dad was in traffic, right?

My dad's 78, was in traffic by a school when there was kids playing and the kid was looking at my dad like through the, like the, the fence and my dad sort of waved like to say hello and then the kid wouldn't got a teacher and pointed at my dad oh my god absolutely non-spotted oh my god it's good good though good well done kid because it could have been a yeah a wrong one but you might not have anyway so that's sort of been my week so we're getting there though we the the the the the the the the the the the th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to to to to the to to the the the the the the of been my week. So we're getting there though. We're slowly getting there. How are the kids? Did your daughter go to school school in September?

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it's a new hierarchy. There's loads of other kids there, she doesn't know. And at her old nursery, she she's left now to go to primary school, she was ruling the roost of it because she was the oldest. Yeah, yeah. So she's gone from ruling the roost being the oldest to be in a group of kids who are age and older, and then her sister's in another class of all her mates.

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If you could bottle rest and then drink it a week later, but you can't do that, can you? Anyway, so sorry, I feel like I've been moaning. No, no, no at all. I apologize for moaning, we need to apologize for the last three years. I apologize for the last three years for the moaning. What have you been up to? Sorry, I've just spoke at you for two episodes now. Not much. Any news?

Well, we've got a paddling pool. Oh, we've got a padling pool. Your garden's too small. Yeah, the paddling pool out overnight, yeah, so we've got a big, it's like a big paddling pool. Yeah, basically my daughter went to her friend's house They had the paddling pool. We need a new paddling pool and she wanted that one so we've got this big paddling pool You're right. It's like it's like two chambers with a bridge in the middle and a rainbow and a rainbow and a rainbow and a rainbow and a rainbow over the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the they. the the the the the the top of it. Have you got a picture of it? I wonder if I could actually take the picture from up here. From your window? Because I can't get my head around. Let me find that this is the problem. Last year we left our paddling pool out overnight and it got savaged by the foxes night. So we're having to

bring our paddling pool in every night and put it in the fucking kitchen. Do you know can I I've got a really thage thau thau th. I've th. I've th. I've got a really th. I've got a really th. I've got a really th. I've got a really the th. I've got a really the th. I've got a really the to the to the to to the to the to to to the the to to to the the to to to. I've the the the to. I've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I. I've. I've. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got a the the to be to be to be to be to be to be to. I've got a to. I've got a to. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. Do you know, can I, I've got a really good recommendation. Is it like a fox spray? Right, no, so I bought, we bought a big paddling pool, right? Yeah, that's like got a slide on it and we thought, you know, if I get that, it's quite expensive. It was like 300 quid, right? But I thought, the summer's going to be long and not, if they they they, they, they, like, like, th, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th. thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tha, tha, tha, tha, thimes and they've done that in the first two weeks. I could spend, you can spend under 50 quid taking the kids out for the day to go into a theme park or something. So if I've got that for the summer, then we can invite people over, have barbecues and

they've got this fun thing and if you get new kids to come, they'll love. So I've got recommend that, I'll find it for you. It's basically like a flat bit of like paddling pool and then round the edge you plug the hose in and it fills up around the edge full of water and it's got holes in and then it spurts out like a spray and the middle bit fills up slowly and it's very shallow in it, jumping in it, and they absolutely love it.

This might be better for you. Well, but would a fox not savage it? It can't really, because there's nothing that's really inflated to savage. And if they bit the edge, it just make the hole slightly bigger for the sprinkler to come out? Right. So there's not much they can really do. This is it, oh, was it 40 good? I got it for 20, it's 40 here. There we go, but it's really good. Got it in Costco and it's called H2O go

with an exclamation mark. It is very big though. It says 11 foot. It can't be 11 foot. I mean, my garden's 11 foot. Well, well, you've squeeze it here mate you're living in zone 1 you know it's a mad mad decision. Yeah I it is because also our kitchen every night now has a fucking huge inflated paddling pool stood up on its side in the middle of the kitchen. Try try this Josh just sent it to you. I've googled it H to go. Oh yeah you found it yeah. Yeah but you know the problem with it Rob? What's that is she's already already th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi's thi's th. th. to to to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the thi. the. the. the. the the. the the the. the the the. the the. the. the. the. th what's that is she's already got a paddling pool and you're never going to

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the morning, you go down and basically a kitchen's got a huge inflatable in the middle of it. And you have to kind of try and push it out of the kitchen on your own. It's a nightmare. It's an absolute nightmare. to. to. to to be. to be night, Rob. Rob. th. Rob. the night, Rob. th. th. th. th. th. th night, Rob. It's an absolute nightmare. Oh my God Josh, have you seen that email about the people we're going for dinner with tonight? Uh, yeah, I'm just looking at it now. One, two, three, four. There's a lot of them. There's 25 people. Well, that's good, Roger. Do you think they would let us sit together? Oh, we're going to be one end each, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the. thi. thea, thea. thean, thean, thean, thi. thea. thea, the. they would let us sit together? Oh, we're going to be one end each, like...

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you're allowed to go for dinner with a man from Waterstone, you don't have to declare that. We're pressed on it next time. Jonathan Ross I've grown up. I put it to you. Are you promoting this book? but I've got on good authority that you met the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head the head th. I th. I th. I tho you tho you you you you to you you to to you you you to to to to to you you to to to to to to to to to to you you you you you you you you you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho too too tho too too tho too too too to to to to North. I put it to you. Are you promoting this book? But I've got on good authority that you met the head by from W. H. Smith's travel. One of the person's roles is head of books. That is not... What does he do? Read them? Sorry, what are we... I just didn't think there be that many people. I've asked if I can't to to to to to to to th to th th to th to th to th tho to tho tho tho tho to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. to to tho. tho. to to to to to to to to to to to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. that that be that many people. I've asked if I can wear shorts. Where are we going? I don't know, but I had to... I had to do that thing

where, you know, when you have to order your meal a week in advance? Yeah, well I didn't realize there's about 300 people coming. Yeah, no I understand why. There's nothing worse is there than ordering you meal in. Well there is that. What have you ordered? I don't know. I didn't have any options. There was only one veggie option. All right. Hairloom tomatoes, I think, I remember you having. Yeah. And strawberry for dessert, you're fucking boar and bary. And to the point? Why did you read and remember it? Oh, you've got um, you've got them consume, parmiargiania and strawberry you've the thia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the there. there. there. there. there's. there. there. the there's. there's. the the the the there's. the the there. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the there. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. there. there. there. there. there. there's. there's. there's. there's. there's. there's. there's. there's. th. there. I. I. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why, there's. Why. Why. Why. my palmy rgyaniah and strawberry you've gone for. Yeah well there we go. I've got alibu. Don't even want alibut. I didn't I fancied fish a week ago when I was in Greece when I replied to that email. That's the problem

isn't it? What am I going to fancy in a week's time? And also whenever you get there there's always a new person that's. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. there's there's there's there's always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always. they. they. they. there's. there's always always always always always always always always always always always always always always. they. they. there's. there's. there's. there's. there's. there's always always always always alwaysto do my mom's birthday meal. There was like 10 of us going and then we all had to order in advance. It was really nice actually. St. Mildred's Bay down in Westgate, I'd recommend it. And I think that's what it's called. Anyway, it's the fish restaurant there. And all I ordered mine about a week before, which is fine. I still fancied it when my brother's girlfriend came and she just ordered scamming. And the chips. And the chips. And to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. And their. And their. And their. And their their their their their. And their their to me me me me. I was to me me me me. I was their their their their their their their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their their their their their their the. I's thea. I's thea. I's thea. I was. I was. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm their their their their their their theirampions on the flyer. I was like, who's this mover and shaker? It's so disappointing. You've never ever go I made the right decision a week ago. Look, at the moment, it's 1250 today. I don't know in seven hours time if I want to eat Hallibut. No, it's 1250. I don't even know what I want for lunch. What are you going to have? I don't know. I might have a... do you know, I tell you I bought some cup of soup. Yeah, he really have got nothing to talk about,

have you? No, I might have I done that twice on the show. What's going on in my life? Big news? Josh has had a cup of soup, tuning next week to see what else he's had. Right, should we do some Instagrams? Yeah, why not? Why not? I think the cup of soup has really led us to it. Yeah, okay. Oh, God, there's something at the door now.

Remember where, oh, I remember that episode when I thought I was having a nightmare with your, um, your internet and all stuff like that and you was waking up the baby and then my phone, my front door went anyway. Oh God, right, let's do some Instagrams. Can you get onto the door or is she? Well, hopefully they can just leave it at the front door. Because, um, yeah, I mean this doesn't need to be, what's the thou? What's the thou? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, th. thi. th. thin, that. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. that. the the that. th. the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. My, their, their, she's up to. I think you just left it the front door. What is it? It's just a box. Oh yeah, she's up for the box, don't worry about that. She should be picking that box up like that, Lou. Oh, hello, I've just seen her on the little ring doorbell.

She picked that up. I'll tell you what, she was. Shit off and shit off a hill? You want to be careful of that shit off the shovel, love it. Right, okay, here we go. Pottie Training Nightmare. Hi, Rob and Josh. This is from Claire. I only started listening this year when I returned to work after my maternity leaving April. But this podcast made me feel so much better about my life.

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Is that the taste of shit? I think I would. I think I would know I was eating it. You ordered it tonight. I saw it as your eyes for me. I've fancied it last week, you know what I mean? Oh, God. Do you want a, do you want a boomer?

Oh, I'll give you a boomer. My mother-in-law freezes bread. That's up the end of it. That's up the end of it. Good woman. Good woman. Do you freeze bread? Yeah, I do actually.

I always forget to do it. If there's space in the freezer, it, I don't know why I said butter it. Butter it, butter it, baby. Better wants a whidge. She would get two slice of frozen bread out, butter it, put cheese in it. She would then put it in his lunchbox and hope that it was defrosted in time for lunch. That is. No, you've got then will it go stale if you just left it out overnight what were you like did you have

lunch boxes Rob and just to carry it until lunch and no I'd I had a bit of a mixture of school dinners but all I remember really eating at school was like cheese toasties was the only thing we got fed just just constant cheese toasties and then sometimes it was the one hundred quid on a the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was was they was was was was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they was they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the the only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only the only only only only only only only only only only only only the only only only only only only only the only only only only only the only th. the only it was Pat Lunch. I got 100 quid on a fruitini. 100 what? You know fruitinis? What were they? What were they like?

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Oh my god. That was an incredible. People kept on pranking other people. You know, remember when those, those Smith crisps had the sort in that you put in the salt in that you put on yourself. Yeah, yeah. So walkers were doing a thing where if you had a little blue sachet you won money so people were putting the salt in the bags when people weren't looking. So when I won my hundred quid I haven't thought I was lying. But I won the hundred quid on fruitin and my mom spent it on track suits for me and my brothers. Oh you had to split it. Yeah, but we had brutal, wouldn't it? That is grim. That is absolutely. That is absolutely. That is absolutely. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is absolutely. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is. That is absolutely. That is. That is. Absolutely. Absolutely. That is. Absolutely. That is. That is. That is. That is. Absolutely. That is. That is. that is. that is. Absolutely. that is. that is. that is. that is. that is. that is. that is. that is. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. That is. That is. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. That is. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that. We won the half-time 50-50 at Plymouth Argyll, 565 quid.

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Do you know what I mean? He just couldn't. He couldn't come back. That's a lot of money back in the day. Yeah, they just read out the number of the to the pit. We weren't allowed to go on, so we had to sit in the stands. He went on and had his photo taken with Pilgrim Pete. Why can you go on? So you better just leave the children in the stand? Maybe it's a gambling thing? Maybe you weren't.

Maybe you weren't. Yeah, but you weren't like you were bad to go and put it all on red. he had a woolly hat on and the whole of the stand sang he's got a tea cozy on his head and it was one of my proudest moments. Oh amazing! And then, do you know what I can't, I haven't really thought about this night. Pretty unlocked this story. And they were like if you want the cash, yeah, and they just came to the, we stayed behind, the agall office and they just kind the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thed, th, thed, thed, thed, I, thed, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I tho, thr, I thre, I to, I to, I to, I, I tho, I, I, I, I th. I, I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I tried, I tried, I tried, I'm, I'm, I tried, tried, tried, tried, tried, tried, tried, tried, tried, tried, tried, tried, tried, I tried didn't tell my mom and we walked in and my dad just started counting the money out on the kitchen table in front of her and she was like what the hell is going on it was an incredible one incredible night. Amazing oh wow I'm glad we unlocked

that memory Josh yeah I didn't thought about that in fucking years. Oh we've got a good one here This is from, well I think we want to talk about sweepstakes for when a baby was born. Yeah. This is not exactly a sweepstakes from Jerry, but before our two-year-old was born the Irish government announced two extra weeks paid leave for partners for any children born after the first of November. Yeah. Du-date was early November all through October. My wife had to be telling her she wasn't to go early and to hold out. Did she make it? Didn't tell us, thanks Jerry. Oh, not the clock. Cheers for Rob. I'd say your anecdotal skills need work gel. Yeah. We need a we need closure on that story Jerry.

Should we don't like more Instagrams on Friday Rob. Yeah let's do that we've got loads to get through. If you've got any stories about winning things we're up for them as well. Winning things as a kid. Winning things as a kid. It means so much more than. Did you go on any of those TV shows and win? I was on a TV show years ago my school years ago. I was on a TV show years all my schoolmates at like eight or nine or something. Yeah, they come in and prankers and we're like, what was our teacher gone? And then they were like, what was our teacher gone? And then they said, what was our teacher? And then I think it was like, it was a substitute teacher and, it was my best videotape ever. I had the Arsenal Everton game where Arsenal won the league and Tony Adams scored that volley and then put his arms out. Yeah.

And my brother recorded over it. Oh, surely they can track that down that footage. Who are they? They? Who are they? But if they are listening, please find that. That was Edgebury primary school, Edgebury Primary School, Chisler's. Someone they find it. I was in primary school so it would have been between early 90s, some point 90, 91 through to 96. Come on someone. Come on they. But yeah we'll see

you on Friday. Thanks for listening. Bye.