Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S05 EP44: Seann Walsh

Episode Date: December 23, 2022

 Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) is the brilliant comedian - Seann Walsh. Tickets and tour dates for Seann's hilarious new stand-up show are available from www.seannwalsh.com And you can listen to his fantastic podcast 'What's Upset You Now?' wherever you get your podcasts. Thanks, Rob + Josh. We're going on tour!! Fancy seeing the podcast live in some of the best venues in the UK? Of course you do, you're not made of stone! Tickets available now on the dates and at the venues below. We can't wait to see you there... ON SALE NOW  14th April 2023 - Manchester AO Arena 19th April 2023 - Nottingham 20th April 2023 - Cardiff  21st April 2023 - London (The O2) 23rd April 2023 - London (Wembley) 28th April 2023 - Birmingham Utilita Arena  If you want to get in touch with the show here's how: EMAIL: [e-mail] TWITTER: @parenting_hell INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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to see Michael Boubley concert. That's not how names work. We let Michael Bueble and his team know and have been lucky enough to receive signed items and free concert tickets. What a guy! My children and my wife and I have just moved from Maidstone and Kent to Cardiff, so having to settle in a new house, new jobs, a new nursery and a new country. I hope he's not coming to parent in hell live. That's going to be a terrible middle name for his their their theirold and a three-year-old. Happy to say that one thing hasn't changed is your podcast, keeping me amused on my commute

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Yeah, he's brilliant. He's an unbelievable comic and he's got a baby due in February time, so we're trying a new thing. We're talking about people that are expecting a baby and then we're going to catch up with them once they've had the baby to move forward. Yeah, how's it taking us three years to do that? Good things come to those who wait. You can't rush stuff. No, exactly.

Time is a healer. Let's bring him on. Let's bring on. Let's bring on. Here's a first. Welcome to the podcast. How's it going, Sean. Well, we're quite excited about this, aren't we, Josh? This is a first. We're trying to change up the podcast. We're not just being to parents now, we're talking about parents to be.

And you are a parent to be, correct? Yeah, hopefully. What, just making sure. No, I'm just, people want to get on the show. People make stuff up. Yes, there is a baby. the baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby. the baby. the baby. the baby. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. thought maybe... No, yes it's there is a baby coming. February 11th. February 11th. Yes. Oh that's a good good point to have a baby in the year Rob do you think? Yeah you know it's better in January. May about May times nice bit of summer baby. But what's good is when the baby arrives you'll sort of be indoors doing all the sort of early stuff when it's still a bit cold and miserable but as you were get

more confident and explore it'll be lovely spring summer I think it's great. Well I wasn't expecting such solid advice. Yeah well there you go mate you come to the right place we're all over yeah someone's never listened to the podcast I have I have I have actually, but can I just, so this is, I want to get this off my chest right before, okay, it's not your baby. Okay, so. Who is it, Matt Hancock? Who is it? Matt Hancock? Oh, yeah, right, yeah, I just want to come here and say Matt Hancock is having my baby. That's what I've come to announce a role.

But I, you know, I've been telling people that we're having a baby for some months now. And what I've noticed a pattern, and I'm sure you'll be able to relate to this pattern. What this pattern is, is people say congratulations, right? And there might be a bit a a bit of a bit of a kind of a congratulatory chat around that congratulations. Oh that's wonderful news. This will last for less than 10 seconds, right? Yep. Before you are then barrage with kind of 10 minutes of people just going, get your sleep now. Stay now!

And it's so tough, you've got, this is terrifying. I thought this was meant to be a good thing. And people just tell you, and shout at you and screaming you about how terrifying and difficult the encounter that you're about to have is. But the good news is sure. What is it? Tell me. If the pressure is on you to get your sleep now,

don't worry about that, because that won't help. Yes. Okay, is it helping you making it more depressing for him? Like, there's gonna be no point when you've had it in March where you think, thank God I slept in December. Yes, yeah, yeah, it's pointless. It's pointless. No one's ever been able to store sleep. That is just not, that's not, the advice is mental. It's like something, it's like me going, oh like, if you're single going, I want to meet something.

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all right with morning. So I think embrace those roles. Embrace those roles. You do a bit more late night stuff. Well it that's fine Rob. To say. Rob. to say. Rob. That's to say. th. That's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. the the th. th. the the th. th. the to. to. the the the to. the to. the the to. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the. the. th. th. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the the the the the late night stuff. Well, that's fine, Rob, to say, because you're not the morning person. But I'm embracing that role, but I'm the morning person. Okay, and how's it for you? Being the morning person, you're being punished for being the morning person because you're having to do the morning person things. Yes. Yeah, but then if you're a morning person, you like to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be punished to be punished to be punished to be punished to be punished to be punished to be punished to be punished for to be punished for to be punished for being being being punished for being punished for being punished for being punished for being punished for being punished for being punished for being punished for being punished for being punished for being punished for being punished for being punished for being to being to being to. Yeah but but then if you're a morning person you like going to bed early and then you don't have to stay up late and then you'd be being punished for staying up late if you're the late night. No roses are going to bed

as well. We both go to bed early. Get ready Sean. You go to bed. Get ready your mind is going to be blown by by the times you go to bed? 930? That's that bollock, Joel, I'm gonna stay there. That's the most, that's the most square thing I've ever heard. Sean, give it six months, mate. No, no, bollocks. If you eat the shoulder, he's soaking shit, that's just because he's a nerd. That's not normal. You basically go bed at n time and you just be tired. You can't get ahead of it. I'm not going to bed at 930. That's earlier than the fucking last night, Josh, you're practically dead. You're just don't live.

Do you get to bed at 9.30? What do you do in the day? Do you just gotta wake up making a couple of days. No wonder we struggle to get record times. You're only awake about three fucking hours short. It's like doing a podcast for a cat. By the time, so we probably... 930. Right. I don't think this is that weird as well.

No, people do do it though. We went to center parks with some friends. And a lovely couple, Nick and Duncan, great they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they we went to center parks with some friends and a lovely couple Nick and Duncan great guys moved down they've moved down to the coast now but I'm by the way of course you have a friend called Duncan Duncan just just in case anyone was doubting whether Ron was in fact working class he's got a friend called Duncan Duncan Duncan so Doug anyway so Doug anyway they used to go a bed at centre parks we went to centre parks with them, sharing a chalet about 9 a.m. the kids just get 9 p.m. so he's going to say I was so by good now. Really early. They used to go bed at 9 p.m. every night and me and Lou would be a

like, well what were you going to do now 930pm. By the time you've kind of tidied up downstairs, done the surfaces, yeah, the surfaces. Fuzz is. Where did you live? The Titanic? The surface is? I don't know. I've ever heard anyone use that word. We're not talking about the petrol station on the motorway not the services the surfaces yeah give them a wipe yeah give them a wipe yeah give them a wipe so you're looking at getting into the bedroom at 945 950 right yeah and you're looking at getting into the bedroom at 945 950 right? Yeah and then you're having sex for what two three hours? Yeah, exactly. Most nights. In the kitchen as well? Yeah.

What do you think I mean by doing the surfaces? So then wash your face, brush your teeth, you're looking at 10. And time's ticking at this point, you think, fucking Al, I need to get my head down. And then read four pages of my book, 10 past 10. Go sleep. Oh, you're a slow reader. Two and a half minutes for a page. What are you reading? I am quite a slow reader and it really does my head in. Do you really, do you, um, do you, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the bit, the the the to, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, ti.a, ti.a.a. Time's, ti.a'''a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a you really, the bit about the book before sleep, is that true? Do you really do a few pages before sleep? Yeah, Rose looks at her phone and I...

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No, that's unacceptable! Could I just add a detail to our bedtime routine to make it sound even sadder? Oh my God. We've got into hot water bottles. Oh, Josh. Josh, what is going on? What do you mean? This, Sean, get back to me in a year, mate. Do you know what?

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Why not as a bloke in his 30? Your body's warm enough. And you've got like a fluffy cover? Yeah, you've got to have a cover the cover the cover the cover to have a cover to have a cover to have a cover to have a cover to have a cover to have a cover to have a got to have a cover because otherwise it's too hot. Of course. What else do you do in your bed? Rather, what do you mean? What do you mean? I don't don't what you mean you keep adding details not us? Hot or vault? Do you wear a cat? You know them little sleepy and hat? Yeah. Getting stuff in the light of his candle? What's on your bedside table Josh? About ten books I'm never going to read? Sure.. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well? Well? Well, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the to to the the to the to th th th th to th to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th tho? tho tho tho the the the thu the the the thu the the the thu thoooooooooooooo to to to to to. What's on your bedside table, Josh? About 10 books I'm never going to read.

Sure. But I haven't made my piece of putting on the bookshelf yet. And this does annoy Rose, and understandably so, up to four pints of water. 100%. 100%. What? Hang on. Can I just add to that?

Sorry, because I'm like now I'm relating to Josh. So I say four pipes of water, different varying degrees of water and dust height. And then I'm going to go one worse than Josh. One on the floor. No, weirdly. I'm not having that. Well, then where you just get to the table and go, I can't be bothered to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to take to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that that to that that that to having that. I'm not having that. Well, then, where you just get to the table and go,

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He's a long shitter, which you'll get banter for. But if you've got a diagnosis they'll ease off yeah yes oh here he comes old captain long shit what's going on there have you heard he's got he's got there's something going on in there yeah he's been to the doctor okay fair enough I'll leave it that's the sort of good way to sort of get the heat off at a stag deal or something yes yes Sean what how you you feeling about parenthood? So I was, I was, I was, I was thinking before I came on, I was like, what do I, how honest do I really be or should I, because I'm sort of, I'm quite self-conscious that I've already lied

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this will be nice except, except and then I thought, there's less fur it won't be as good. But they're more squidgy which is better than dog. Are they? Yeah they're really squidgy. That sounds amazing. No one's ever said that. The squidge that's the thing I missed the most about the baby stage. But are you aware about the top of the head Sean? I really don't know what that that means. Yeah the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. S. S. S squid. S. Sqage is th. S. S. S. S. Ski. S. Ski. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S tops. S tops. S tops. S tops. S tops. S tops. S tops. S tops. S to. S toe. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. toooooooooo. t. to. to. to. S. S. S. S. S't know what that means no. Yeah the top of the head is soft so you have to be very careful. Oh thank you. The squidge is amazing I was gonna say Sean because like when you said you was expected a kick so I was listening to your brilliant what's up set you now podcast and there was two things have cropped up one one one one was you've booked tickets to go blink one eight to's that gig? Okay, right, okay, so the baby is during February 11th, yeah, and that gig is in Washington, D.C. on May the 23rd.

Right, okay. Yeah, you won't be going then. So, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, so everyone has said that. Yeah, but Grace has actually stepped in and said that I can go. And I've not begged, I'm not asked. No, that's how amazing she is. Because she knows, you know, you guys won't know this, but Tom, Tom will not stay in that band for the whole of that talk. Right. Too busy chasing UFOs.

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Rob's not, Rob doesn't really like his dog. I don't, I don't like the dog the same as you like your dog. What, Rob's indifferent to his dog? No, you're not. You're just, you're just trying to be cool now, come on. No, Sean, let me let me tell you, let me tell, let me tell, let me the the the the, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me the the the the the the, let me, I, I, the the, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, th.. What, th. What, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. What, tho. What, the, the, the, the opinion is on dogs. If you get a dog before a kid, you love the dog. You love the dog. When you get a dog after you've got two kids, but you don't, it's not you don't love the dog, your, the love is stretched. Yes. You're at full capacity of responsibilities. I love having the dog, I love the dog. But I'm like when the dogs are better, I'm not into the kids before the dog, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm the dog, I'm the dog, I'm the dog, I'm the dog, I'm the dog, I'm the dog, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the the the the the the the thin, I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, thog, that, that, that, thog, thog, that, thog, thog, that, thog, thog, tho thog, that, that, that, that, that, the the kids before the dog, obviously, kind of thing. And like, I like having a dog and his fun, but I don't, I'm not got that connection to the dog that some people have to the dog.

Which is fair enough, I'm not judging anyone for it. But I think if you get a dog after a kid, you're more tired and you haven't got the it. It doesn't sound like you like you like you. having a fridge in a car. It makes my life better but if either of them went I'd find a way. What would you do without a fridge? You're growing vegetables from his garden. Yeah okay you take the dog on a fridge, dog first I'll keep the fridge. Here's my concern. Go on that I have as you used just said, you have a dog voice, I have a dog voice. What's your dog voice? It's like, it's more to just like higher, like, pretty, pretty, come for the,

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You won't give me it's your belly? You had that last week, you've had a hand-foot-a-mouthed. I did. I did. But look, look, I tho. I think you do have a baby voice, but I didn't do the baby voice th-a-a-a I'm with him trying to make him laugh, you could you, could you, and that kind of stuff. So yeah, when you're trying to make them laugh. But this is my concern, and it's a genuine concern. How much can you use the baby voice? Because I'm worried that I will find theto talk a lot of this. That's my concern because it'll be that's what he hears.

All the time. Yeah, no, I want to sweet tea and I'm going to go to school. What is my teachers, my favorite teacher is Mr. Allen. Oh, I love you Mr. Allen. My dad's a comedian. That just doesn't. That just doesn't happen for some reason. No, that'll be that'll be that'll be that'll be that'll be that'll that'll that'll that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that telling me that just doesn't happen for some reason? No, that would be out to speak. You'll be fine. You'll be fine. Because also they're not, you're doing that for the first year, they're not learning language at that. And they're going to be around you while you're talking to other people, as long as you you don't talk to the, you know, be fine. So have you have you got any stuff? But what do you want you am I have we started buying stuff for baby yet? Is that what you mean? Yeah. Yes. And do you know what is it boy or a girl do you know any of that?

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And you say you've got no family, like West London why aren't you? So has Grace got any family that way? Grace has got, yes, Grace's parents live nearby. Oh that's brilliant, that'd be priceless. Yeah. Right. I'm really relieved for you there. Oh, that's good. Yes. And they're very good and Grace's dad is like an actual, you know, compared to me as an actual man, that can kind of, you know, put things up.

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Have they got a room? Have you got some? We've just, that's what we've been doing. That's the, that's the refurb. Where do you think that jungle dollars gone, mate? thin' dollars. I've got the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their got got got got got got got got got got got got got got their their their their thoomomomoboomoboombs. I've got got th. I've got thoomoboombs. I've got th. I've got thoomoboomoboom. I that's got thoomoboomoboom. I their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I's th. I's got. I's got. I's got. I's got. I's got. I's got. I's got. I's got. I's got th. I've th. I've th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. We've got. I've got the th. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got one now. I've seen my nights out with boy daughter Matt Hancock that's what I presume. Re refurbing the flat and kind of turning it round so that there's a nursery now. Nice. And it's a strange, it's a strange color. Grace kind of thinks it's, Grace thinks it's lavender, but I think it's grey. That's quite a calming colour the grey, isn't it? The hint of lavender. Oh, that's nice.

Yes, that's what she's trying to do. It's making a very calming hue. And as Grace enjoyed her pregnancy, or is it been hard work? Or she's, I'll suede it, she was in a jungle for most of it. you know, they fly them out and have this class and the five star hotel and all of that. Oh that you've played a blinder! You'd be like, well when you're pregnant you did have a month-long holiday at the Versace Hotel? Yeah, yeah. Whilst I worked, okay, while I was a mole. Exactly. No, so she, no, I think she's been, she's been absolutely fantastic. I'm no complaints. I just have the observation and it's the, it's the standard, just the kind of, the pan for food.

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oh fuck it I'll have a bottle of cereal or what do you know what I mean? You're never eating a meal. Well I was so out of it once normally I'd have a nice glass of wine when the baby was down a.m. and I poured a glass of wine. I was like no you've got it wrong. This is bad. The time's all wrong. Sean, so you said you've done the nursery. Have you done like the big John Lewis shop yet? Not done the big John Lewis shop. The only thing we've got is Mark Lamar. Yeah. Yesterday bought us. What did he buy us? A little bike thing. Right.

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Yeah, you'll have to come and get it. It's all right, I'll get Steve to build a special shed for it. Is this product placement? What's going on? No, we're not getting paid by yo-yo. Basically, if you live in London, yo-yo's are great because they're really small, they fold up, you can get them on the tube. But also, if you fly, they can come on the plane with you as hand luggage, rather than going in the hold, which makes your life a thousand times better, and they're narrow, they get onto a coffee shop. Why what's what? What's going on? The way you're talking about buggies and

prams is like the way someone talks about cars. Yeah, get ready Sean. This is your life. It's something you'll use every day. Yeah, it's something you'll use. You'll you'll to use every day. Yeah, you're gonna become obsessed with pram. Yeah. You're gonna to become to become to become to become to become the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the they. they. What's. What's they. What's they. What's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. What's. th. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. th. What's. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. thugs. What's. to put stuff. Yeah that's really useful and you missed that when you haven't got a plan. You never need it you never carry a bag. You're not you are not wearing a backpack for I'd say two three years. Amazing. Yeah. Yeah. I think the rock sack is a very unattractive item. I don't think anyone's no I love it. I might you wear one when we have sex. I absolutely love it. I love it. I'm thrown. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the to wear the the the to wear the the the to wear to wear to wear to wear you to wear you wear you wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear to wear you wear you to wear you to wear you to wear you to wear you. We'll wear you to wear you to wear you to wear you to wear you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. Wea. Wea. We're the the the. Wea. We're the and back. I love it I put snacks in there. I agree with you short it's very difficult as a man of around 40 To know what bag I should be taking my stuff. I know You don't have been that little Leverhold or wanker do you and it's really hurt your hands. I don't think there's a right answer. I

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Because I know what John does. John is someone that if he's gonna kind of venture into something, he'll get a book on it. Yeah, yeah. He got a dog, so he got some. Can I recommend a book on parenting, Sean? Oh, for God, I've already got it. He recommended me a book called Scattered Mind. Right. Yeah, and this was about trying to make sure that your child doesn't have scattered minds that you have. So I am, I'm not

saying I'm going to fix my mind. It's too late for me. Yeah. It is. We're way past that point. That's not getting fixed. But I might be able to save my child. I'm try to save my child before it's born. Now, we'll probably have to wrap up in a minute because it's a little bit, a bit scratchy on the headphones you've got on. Will you come back on about a month in, Sean? Yes. So in in preparation for that, I'm going to ask you a few questions and I want to answer honestly and then we'll play them back to you a month in. th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to to to th. th. to to to to to to the to to to to the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toe. toe. toe. toea. toea. toea. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. the. the going to ask you a few questions and I want to answer honestly and then we'll play them back to you a month in. Oh my God, okay, come on. Okay, honestly how do you think you're going to deal with the long nights and lack of sleep?

I think I'm going to find that the hardest bit. Yeah. Excluding the sleep, what do you think will be the hardest thing? I will not, or at this point, over recording, I do not know how I will cope when the baby starts to cry in public. Oh, okay. That's a good one. Yeah, that is interesting. Yeah. I've got a question, Sean. What are you looking forward to the most about the baby arriving? Well, I've already said this, but basically having an excuse to not go out is one of the, but I think snuggling, snuggling, snuggling up, you know, the telies on a nice kind of children's program or something, nice children's film, Disney film, and just snugglinging the the the the their upling their their their their their their their their know, the tele is on, a nice kind of children's program or something, a nice children's film, Disney film, and just snuggling up in bed.

Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Okay. And I've got another one, Josh, is that right? And then you can finish with your one. How do you think you'll cope during the labor? That's a good one. What do you think you're going to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a...................................................................... good one. Oh my God. What will you be able to support Grace with? What would you think you're going to bring to the room? That's such a good question. Grace thinks I'm going to be absolutely useless. I know that. Can I tell you, okay, this is a truth?

I will be completely mortified. I'm going to be absolutely horrified by the whole experience. But I'm going to try and internalize that and not show it. Yeah, that's good advice, bury your feelings. Totally. On that, like, I found what happened is we focused so much on the birth in our minds that we were then quite surprised that we had a kid if that makes sense. The first time out, did you have that Rob? Yeah, it's sort of like you go, all right we've got the babies out, but then you realize, oh, we've got the baby now. Yeah. So worked up on how the process of getting the baby out as it were. Yeah, here's my question, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, the question, the question, the question, the the the the th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their the first thi, their the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. today. the. the. their the. the. you think the most useful three items for a parent of a baby are to own?

So you don't mean nappies? No. Oh, I know. One of those things that that the middle class men have with the baby is like it's like a kangaroo. Yeah, yeah, capapuse. Yeah, One of those, that looks handy. Oh, like, yeah, Pram, a bit, a, uh, yeah. Yeah. What do you call it? Buggie? Yeah. Yeah. And then...

Can I say a word to you, Sean? Muslin. What's that mean? Perfect. Oh, no, I don't like Josh's little laugh there in the background. The word muslin will dominate your life for the first year of your child's life and you'll never use that word ever again. I already look forward to not using it.

Basically, it's just a little cloth thing that you used to mop up milk and where's the muslin? Where's the muslin? We'll be shouted at all times. I'll just get loads of muslins. And then you just never use a muslin ever again. Understood. Thank you. Get yourself some muslins. One last thing is, can Sean of December 2022?

What one message do you have for Sean Walsh of March, 2023. Okay. If it's easier we can send Sean Walsh of December 2019 a message. Oh God. That message is just a man. Try it. Be brave. Be brave. I like it. Very positive. Yeah. Be brave. Positive. Yeah. Be brave. Positive. Okay. Nice. It's been so nice talking to you. You seem in a really good place to do it.

Sean. I'm confident in you. Yes. Thank you very much. I think Mildred Barrett has been good practice. Are you worried that the Mildred is going to feel left out? No, not at all. I'm not. Grace has brought that out. No. Okay, where does Mildred sleep at the moment? In between me and Grace.

Yeah, okay. That's another one we did. Just chop that bit up Michael. And we'll come back on that one as well. But anyway, good luck with it, Sean. Good luck with it, Sean. Good luck to Grace as well and we'll speak to you soon. So excited for you. Thank you very much, guys.

Sorry about the tech issues. No worries. It was only the end bit. It was a bit scratchy. But yeah, we'll get a laptop they, thank you for your great help and great advice. And just to all the listeners, I cannot wait to get cracking on with that fantastic book you've sent me. So we are, Sean, we are just always on a WhatsApp message, normally awake. Normally awake if you need any help or an advice or to vent.

Don't text me after 930 though. Yeah, text me I'll still be awake. When you were texting me last night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night to to to the to the to the to the to the the to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. Thank. Thank. Thank. th. Thank th. Thank you. Thank you. th. Thank you. Thank you. th. th. tha. Thank you. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. Thank th. after 930 though. Yeah, text me, I'll still be awake, they don't call. When you were texting me last night, Sean, I couldn't believe you. What time were you texting me last night? It's like half 10. I was like, what the fuck's going on here? I'm not friends with Pete Dockertie. But you can text me, Sean Walsh there. I very much enjoyed doing that. Talking to someone with a baby on the way.

Oh, I loved that. I've never looked forward to an episode as much as the March. Bring on March. He's on tour as well. Also you can see histo and he's on tour look at these dates he's in Edinburgh Glasgow Warrington Salford Leeds Birmingham London London all in 2023 you can get it on his website Sean Walsh dot com more dates to be added as well so sign up to the mailing list yes Sean Walsh said we'll get back in touch of him in March well I see the tm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the to to the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tie te. te. te. te. te. te. te. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. te. te. Well, I'll probably speak to him before then, but for the show.

So will I. Um, right. See you next time. Bye. If you're not in the queue and you are waiting, then step to the side. He's got in touch. You said, yeah, sorry, mate. You didn't care what you're called. I'm not getting tricked into working here. People at festivals in those stupid jester hats. I glanced at a tampon. £2.69 for a bottle of water. Why is your Wi-Fi code? 10 characters lost.

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