Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S11 Ep34 A Buffer Free Life

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Whitickham. Welcome to Parent in Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you, feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week you'll be chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you, the listener, with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting wo.

Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're doing. Hello, you're listening to Parent in Hell with Cates, can you say Rob Beckett? Rob Beckett. Can you say Josh Whitaker? Josh Whitaker. Good job. Anything else?

No. Nice. No. What did he say no to? Anything else? I'd say the best names we've had for both of us in a long time, that. Yeah, I thought it was very strong, actually. Eight out of ten.

And I also thought, pound for pound, I think the bath might be the might be the most popular location for the intro. You're killing time. You're killing time and they're stuck. And they can't get away from you. They can't get away from you. They're trying to delay bedtime. They're trying to delay bedtime.

They don't freak out that much in the bath compared to say the car, maybe. What do you mean? Well, like, they're often calm in the bath. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's calm down time. Yeah. But me and Lou are a bit over the top. So sometimes we're all like, calming them down for bedtime.

and me or Lou will do something mental and one of us will go, why are we doing that? We're making it worse. Well, that's life. We're egging them on. We're egging them on. How are you, Josh? Well, shall I read the email?

Oh, yeah. Shall I read the fucking email? Sorry. Hello, Rob, Josh, sexy Michael. This is my three-year-old C-C-C-Sacelia, saying your names. C-C is a good name. I think you need to be Cecilia and call her C-C.

If you're just going for C-C-C-off, you sound like an 80s popster. Yeah, C-E-C-C-Peniston you're thinking of is the pop star. You can't put that in the passport, can you? What was the song that C.C. Peniston did? One for Michael and the team. Obviously, she's in the bath, because it's basically the only time she sits still. What we were just saying, we should just read the fucking email. What a waste of all of our times? And Michael's just come back to you with the information. Oh, what was it? Isn't it finally?

Finally, yeah, it is finally. I don't know what this song is. I forget you guys are older than me. Finally, it has happened to me. Oh, yeah, of you know that. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Sorry, apologies. Retract. Retract. I think it must be buried. in your head. Finally. Yeah, definitely. You must have known the name C.C. Peniston was an 80s pop star.

I was thinking Cici's Peniston and then you said CC sounds like an 80s pop star. Yes. That does feel like there's something going on. Maybe. Maybe I'm a witch. Maybe I knew her in my head.

I've never heard that name out now before. You did it with the, what's in there, Andy Goldstein as well, didn't you? Yes, I did do that. What's going on? I don't know. What's happening? You've reached 11.

of time that's where you can communicate using your mind. I'm so tired of speaking. I'm trialing telecommunicate. Not telecommunications. What's it called? Teleconetic. I don't know. I don't know. But we know what you're talking about. I never know what I need to say if I have to think about it. If I don't think, I'll say the right thing.

Exactly. I said Cecee. When I think of Cecee, I think of the blonde woman from first dates, the hostess, waitress. I think she's called Cece. I don't know. The French bloke. And the woman with the red hair. Oh, what's her name? I'm a celebrity once and she was like an 80s star

but I forget what she's called. She was like, Rocco, something? Oh, who worked with Kenny Everett. Yeah, what's her name? Cleo Rochus. Cleo Rochus! Yes, yeah, I thought of her, weirdly. That was in my head.

Anyway, so great to have all the 17, 18-year-olds listening to this show. Too right. I really enjoyed all these references. Are we skewing younger, guys? Oh, you sick, fuck. Oh, that's a show. Skewing Younger sounds perverted.

They're obsessed with it in TV. Not as much they were in the 70s. Am I right? I've been listening to your podcast since she was born. It got me through numerous buggy walks in the dark and rain trying to get her to sleep. Those were the days. Thanks so much for all you do. Listening to the constant panic from Josh Watt really makes me appreciate my constant need from buffer at all times.

That seems a shame. You'll be coming the buffer, the porridge butter boy. I buffered today. I buffered. Again. you don't like buffer. You tried to eat into your buffer. I tried to give myself some buffer on the other side.

Right. Okay, so you were trying to pre-proof the buffer? Because otherwise we're getting dangerously close to school pickup time. Well, what time do you need to leave the house for school pickup time? 3.40. Are you aware? Now, this isn't a dig because I'm a quite relaxed guy. This session...

Are you saying I'm quite a relaxed guy doesn't make you a relaxed guy? Yeah, yeah, but this session... Could I just finish this email that we can get into it? No, no, no, no, no, because this is important. This is important. Otherwise, this is really important, Josh. You're trying to create buffer the other side. This is booked in from 1pm to 4pm.

I know, and I'm happy not to do school pickup, but now I've been given the opportunity. Well, yeah, by creating that buffer. But I'm just saying, but then you haven't really, you've got to leave at 340. So the buffer now, this finishes officially at 3.45. We've never done the 3 hours. That's because you normally speak really fast and run away. Michael? No comment.

Anyway, good. Big Love from St. Neots. It can't be pronounced. Cambridge. Yeah, is that how you pronounce it? Cambs, Cams. And you just write Cambs. C-A-M-B-S.

I was born just down the road in Blackheath. Oh. Becky and Toby and C-C. She's 40 months. 40 months? No idea. Three. Four or three?

A lot. Three in a bit. Yeah, no, we should be done in time to do school run. Oh, that'd be fine. So you're creating a second buffer? Well, how would you have played this, Rob? You're dealt my hand? Well, first of all, you wouldn't have.

to exit her. No, no, no, no. Where did you wake up this? Where were you last night? Where did you wake up this night? I don't want to kiss and tell wrong. You just like to wank and moan. Yeah, yeah.

Last night, I did a gig in Liverpool. Oh, blimey. Where was you? The Philharmonic. It's nice there, isn't it? It is lovely. You go in there and you think this might not be a good room for comedy. Yeah.

Because it's so big. Yeah. Like tall. But then it is. Yes, great. Good crowd in Liverpool. Great anecdote. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't worry about putting anything funny or interested in that anecdote. Just leave it as ears. Just go fact-based. Behind the cloak. Behind the cloak. Oh, listen to that Robin Josh podcast. It's a really good insights. Apparently the film on it, it's quite big and it's fine to do comedy.

It's only been a comedy venue for 20 years. You know, it's not like you doing a gig at Cheddar Gorge. Just a slightly bigger room. So you woke up in Liverpool. No, you didn't wake up in Liverpool. He gig in Liverpool. No, it's an 8pm. Rob,

annoyingly. Yeah, 8pm's too late, isn't it? Well, they were doing a classical concert in the afternoon.

They were doing them. They had no buffer. Oh, straight into Josh. They'd had to move me half an hour late because they had no buffer. Yeah. I told them.

Look, I live a buffer free life here. You were an advocate for the buffer free. Do you know what would be really fun? We should go on to promote this podcast. Go on Good Morning Britain

and have a debate. You know, when they do it when someone comes on and says like, oh, they love this, I hate that. You hate buffer. I love buffer.

I mean, to be fair, I'm not exactly swimming in buffer. I'm way for thin on buffer. I'm trying to put in more buffer. So if anything, we're kind of meeting in the middle. Do you know what? Quick handshake and they're just telling them about the podcast. No debate needing. I always think that's so tired.

It must be so tiring to hire two people to have opposing views on a breakfast TV show and then just listen to them. And most of the time, they haven't got opposing views. They just want to be on TV. Yeah, exactly. They have to pretend. I had quite a good thing on. It doesn't matter.

Right. It does. If it's coming to your head, it matters. Okay. Allow yourself to express yourself. I was reading a thing about American sport. Yes. Here you go.

You're on board. Yeah, yeah, definitely. And it was something that they'd done. So, you know, like, if a transfer fee, if two people are negotiating on something, right? Yeah, yeah. And then someone gets brought in and they have to go, it's this, that's the middle ground.

Yeah? Yeah. They used to do this thing in American sport. I don't know which one, because I wasn't that interested, where you'd go for the, discussion, both teams, and then you'd both name your price, right? But to stop people going for just a negotiating place, they wouldn't then pick one, a price in the middle. They would pick

the person's price that they felt was most realistic. Oh. It's clever that, isn't it? So it drags you to actually be towards the middle yourself, because you need to be the closest to it, while also in your own favour. Cut the crap, basically. Cut the crap. And what we agree, on is enough buffer, not too much. Enough buffer, not too much. If we both sat down on, good morning, Britain, and we both go, life's difficult, so you're not going to have loads of buffer.

Because sometimes you want buffer, but you just can't create time. You can't create time. Plan for buffer, but except sometimes there won't be buffer. So I went to the Radisson in Birmingham. So you drove from Liverpool last night to Birmingham. The Radisson is attached to the station, or not attached, but more or less next to the station.

Yeah, respect. Absolute home game for me. I've been there two Sundays in a row. Well, this is so weird. I've been at the Leicester Marriott on the M1 two nights in a row. Have you? Two weeks in a row. And I tell you, waking up at the Leicester Marriott on the M1, two weeks in a row on a Monday morning, is fucking depressing.

Yeah. It's really, really depressing. No offense. Lovely hotel. It's great, but just being driven from the north to Leicester on a Sunday. Where were you? I was in Hull. Oh, my word.

Lovely gig, lovely place, just four and a half hours from my house. Fine. So then. I did the 9-12 train, got in at 1144. And we're recording at 1 o'clock. Lovely buffer. What time did you leave your hotel? About 10 to 9.

Buffer, buffer, buffer. I tell you, when I do buffer, Rob, I give myself a lot of buffer for trains or anything. I don't want to get caught in A. If there's a problem, because I've left my toothbrush back in my room and have to go and get it, then I'm not that guy. No, because Ivo Graham has zero buffer for trains. Yeah. I'm not that guy.

I can't be that guy. You'd love to be that guy. I want to be on the platform 10 minutes before the train. I think your lack of buffer is not like I'm a pretty cool guy and I'm like really relaxed and I'll just make it on time. No. Sorry to deliver this news. I feel like your lack of buffer is that you're trying to do too much in a time period

to please everyone else. Sometimes not even yourself. You're a very unselfish guy. So then that can lead to the buffer problem. But you want to turn around in a week. Or is it my desperation to be like in itself desperately selfish? Yeah, I mean, if you're looking at that way, it's really horrible. That's the worst of both.

You're not even selfish getting your own way. You're selfish in a horrible, shallow little rabbit person, but also bend it over to get rogered up the ass every second of every day. Come on, Josh. That's a buffer free life for you. Stand up straight and pull your trousers up and buffer. Do you want some parenting news? I'd quite like to see my children at some point as well.

Yeah, go on give me some because I've not got much. Hamster's still in the freezer? No, that's tipped. That's too long, isn't it? That's too long. So how long that's a week now? So it's a week. But, you know.

You can have to start defrosting it for the party food. I'm probably going to do it after this. I've got my spade. You've got a school run as well, though. So you've got to do it after the school run in the dark? Yeah, I can't do it without the kids. What, dig the hole? Burry the hamster.

Yeah, but I think you could dig the hole and prepare it. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to have time for that. No, no, fair enough. Just buffer for it. That's too much. That's not enough buffer. Michael,

we might have to get rid of an episode this week because Josh needs more buffer. Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, so I think if you do it today, that's okay.

I can understand you've got busy. Maybe we should just occasionally do one episode and then we'll put something out that says, use this hour for buffer guys. And it's just an hour of all. But also please listen through it all as well, so we get the download. Yes, we'll have to leave the ads in.

Yes. The buffer hour. The buffer hour. Yeah, the buffer hour. We'll just put out total silence. But every 20 minutes, it'll still go to the ads. Because contractually, we've got to do that. But yeah, as much as we'd rather not, but that's life.

Like I say, Buffer's never perfect. What do you think of that idea, Michael? Would we get in legal trouble? It's quite avant-garde, isn't it? I think that could be quite cool. It might really make a stand in the industry. What do you think, Michael? I think technically we're probably okay from a legal standpoint.

We could call it the rest is buffer. Why don't we do that and just release an hour of silence every week and see what happened? Did you know? that when he was, this would be in the 70s, between the Beatles and death, during John Lennon's solo career. Oh, God. A horrible way to call that period. He put out a record and it got mispressed with silence.

Oh, right. And sent to the reviewers. A reviewer gave it an amazing review saying that, what a statement this is. No. Yeah. That could be us. That could be us. As long as we just don't get murdered.

These guys are saying, isn't podcast? Nothing. Isn't there enough chat? It's time to buffer. Exactly. Not all the time, just a one-off. Exactly. A little quick buffer.

Or when we're busy. I think it's a good time actually, from an artistic point of view, to get everyone to buffer because rob Mr. train and there's no episode. Sorry, God, what's your parents? So you've got to bury the hamster. Went to a birthday. Oh, nice. Okay.

Is it a new school friend? It's my son's friend. Well, you know, classmate. Exeter friend. Exeter friend. We've been to quite a few now. Have you got adult friends yet? Well, we've already got adult friends here.

I just shared a taxi with one of them actually. Oh, who's that? A man called Will. How do you know Will? We just do from before. He's comedian. Will Adamsdale. Edinburgh, you wouldn't really have crossed over with him before our time.

Oh, okay. A bit more alternative kind of guy. He works a lot with Tom Parry, who you know very well. Oh, I know. I've seen him. Yeah. Did he do a character? I think so.

So you shed the caps, so he's your friend, is he? Yeah, he was at the taxi, and then there's Mike Wozniak. He's a 51. He is 51. You're hanging out of older men down there. Do you know what? I don't think I've made friends with anyone younger than me yet. Yeah.

Have I? I don't know. It's weird, isn't it? How old are your friends? I've got a couple of 50s knocking around. Have you got anyone in their 20s? A friend. A friend.

Not really. There's a couple of guys who've been chatting to online. I think Maisie Adam was in her 20s at one point. I've not socialised at all this year because it's been so ridiculous. It depends what a friend is, doesn't it? Like, I'd say 98% of my friendships are done via WhatsApp. Do you know what? I've got a few pals in their 20s that I may message with,

but actually meeting out with a friend. But I'm not meeting up with many friends at the moment. But anyway, so you've got adult friends down there. Have you got any adult friends not from before? not people that you know that move to X-Tor, that they're your friends in. We had a couple tea with a couple who my daughter was playing with, and I'd say we're friends with them. That's nice.

Okay. Are you in messaging? Yep. About art classes and stuff. No spin-off. Because that's the key, the spin-off from the child. I don't want spin-off even with my actual friends. You just don't want to talk to all your friends about your daughters?

No. No. I just don't want to, like... Talk to anyone. I don't want to be invited to dinner. No, okay. By people I like, let alone people I don't. No, very well.

Why don't you want to go for dinner? Because I'm out too much. When I'm not working, I want to be in. Yeah, fair enough. Do you know what I mean? Well, I think we're at very same stages of our jobs at the moment where it's feast or famine where you're away all the time or at home all the time. And I'm in the middle of like, I'm basically away for like 12 days in 14 days.

I'm away overnight over the next two weeks. And it finishes, I'm at home from next Saturday. Yeah. But it's so intense. So yeah, like I say, as soon as I get home, the last thing I want to do is go down the pub or go. Because I'm having to eat out in restaurants or eat out in cafes all the time when I'm just kicking around hole.

So I've got no interest. You know when someone's going? We should go for a drink. At the moment, no. You're a great guy, but I'm not looking for someone at the moment. No. You're happily single. Even the people I've got, I'm not looking for them.

Fair enough. How's your friendship game going? Week, really weak, I'd say. Don't see them at all really. Get quite lonely, actually. I've actually, Lloyd's been coming on tour with me. Lloyd Griffith. Yeah, so he come and do the gigs.

It's been great fun. Like Jimmy Five Bellies with Gaza, just like a kind of hired friend. No, he's doing a slot. Oh, right, he's doing the support slot. Oh, that makes sense. But he's not doing the support. I'll go out first. And he's basically, I'm still doing my whole show,

but he's coming out and doing a little surprise guest slot. Yeah. Which is not much of a surprise now for the people of Bristol next week. When does this go out? But no, he's doing a Lester and a couple of gigs in Bristol. He's not doing all the tour. It's just over these couple of weeks. Well, yeah.

Yeah, so I'm looking to basically get my friendship game up. You can't just pay Lloyd to be your friend forever. I can't just answer someone. Oh, our kids get on at the school. You busy this week. Do you fancy coming to Bristol for a couple of hundred quid maybe to... You don't even have to do the gig. No.

If you could stay round and near me. But then when I get bored of you, go to your room. You'll be able to pick up the vibes. You get a vibe. Yeah, it's very clear. Yeah, if I go and sit in a dressing room and lay down my coat on and shut my eyes, probably go. If I whip my laptop out and put the football on, kick back and chill.

Yeah. That's the kind of guy. But if I whip my laptop out and put something else on, get out fast. Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, we're on the road. What goes on tour stays on tour. I read an article by someone that said you don't have many proper friends when you're a man in his foot. I disagree.

I agree. I disagree. You're either working or with the kids and your family. And then you like you say, you think, I can't be bothered. Because dads have no mates. I've got loads of mates. They're dying embers. They're all WhatsApp. Give it another 10 years, you won't see anyone. This is a problem. So I need to engage your friends again.

I think we are in an age when people stay in touch more than they ever did before. Yeah, but you're not actually with them. And it's sort of... I don't want to be with them. This is perfect. No, you don't. Human connection with no human connection. Yeah, but we don't in this moment right now, because we're out every night with a thousand, two thousand people in front of us going, love me, love me, listen to me, listen to me. Yeah, and I'm going, guys, chill out. Strange heckle.

So when you're not working so much, and especially in our job, imagine if you did a job where you worked on your own all day, right? Yeah. And didn't see anyone. Yeah. You'd be really lonely. And I think there's a lot lonely people out there, Josh. And I think men of a certain age should try to see their friends more.

Okay. I do. When I was a kid, like, my dad had no mate. No, dads don't have mates, do they? Not like moms. I think I've got more mates than the generation of dads above me because I will see a clip of Wayne Linneker and I'll think of six different people to send it to.

Oh, that's good. Is that friendship? Well, exactly. I mean, is that real friendship? That's not a deep connection with someone where you're hanging out and chatting. It's a bit of fun. It's a bit, oh, love me, I'm Josh. I'm the funny one in this group.

I hope you all like this video. You know, that's coming out again. Yeah, yeah. All right, yeah, fine. when did being liked to become such a fucking crime I'm the same Josh I know

I'm the same what do you think were comedians desperate I know I'm just instinct of it thirsty sad little nutcases oh did they like it did that joke go okay

did they laugh enough awful fucking losers anyway can't change who we are no so I went to a birthday pie that was a bit of a detail

isn't it yes who turned up who turned up who turned up at the birthday party. Right, okay, let me guess. You're never going to guess. Are we playing a game or not? Okay. Elsa. Not far off. Spider-Man.

Moana. Close. Rapunzel. No. Mowri. Who? You know, the rock from, is it called Maori? He's not called Maori. What's he called? Maui. Oh, come on. That's got it.

Maori is his race. Oh, at least I got that right, didn't I? Yeah, he did. Thank God. Fucking minefield, that, isn't it? Anyway, there's a bloke in exeter, Rob, who just goes around, I didn't know this. Well, I'll show you. He just goes around.

He's not like an entertainer. He just drives around like this. What's the name of our group? You're going to send it to me on WhatsApp? Yeah, I will send it to you on WhatsApp because I'm your friend. The name of the group is called Lockdown Dad's Pod still. Yeah, it is. Oh, this is depressing as well.

I'm getting driven from Manchester to a Leicester industrial estate for two. You need to stop staying on these industrial estate? The industrial estate is in town. Just stay in town. No, that's no one's fault but your own. Listen, listen, I'm coming from Manchester because I'm filming up there, and then I've got a gig in Wednesday, on Wednesday in Lester. I've got to be out there until at 12.

So the only thing to do is go to the industrial estate before the gig. No, it's not. It is. What do I do? Book a hotel room the next night and just stay in the hotel. I'm leaving Lester to go to Bristol straight after. So there's no hotel. How much are you going to spend on the industrial estate?

What, Nando's in cinema. I can't go in front of them travel, them spunk-covered salesman fucking wank pits. I can't do it. I can't do it anymore, Josh. I can't go in there at the own. It's mental. I mean, in so many hotels. Why have you chosen industrial estate over the centre of Lester?

Easy parking. Less people. Easy parking. Rob, your life is better than easy parking. It's not. It's not, Josh. It's... How is easy parking

coming into this? I've got a suggestion. How nice is the car you get driven around in? It's quite a nice car. Is it one where the seats are facing each other? One of those? No, it's not a bit of a saloon car, like, but nice one. You just go for a nice lunch?

I'm not paying the man to sit there where I sit behind him for four hours. What do you mean? Well, you suggested that we'd arrive in Lester. We park an industrial estate, and he just sits in the car or I sit behind him. No, he can go and do what he wants. He's not going to have the...

problem with getting recognised like you. Oh, that's what I say. Driving to Industrial Estate, you go and watch a film and I sit in your car. For now, I'm driving him. You're obsessed with an industrial estate. Where else we're going in Leicester? Lester itself. Fuck, Lester itself, no.

Fence, Lester. I don't want to walk around the centre of fucking Lester. No, you're sitting in the car. I'm not sitting in a multi-storey car park in someone else's car while he goes Christmas shopping. There'll be street parking somewhere. I'm not watching Wicked on my own. Best things to do in Lester.

You're not watching Wicked, surely. No, but there's dominating the cinema screeners. Why don't you go on the Lester Scavenger Hunt? Oh, Sam. I don't know. There's a ghost tour. Should we book you a ghost tour? I'll have a wheelie case in a super carrier.

You can leave it in your car. I can't leave in the car because he drops me off. What do you mean? Oh, sorry. It's not my tour manager. No, it's just a taxi car, too Leicester. Oh, the one that Zepetron have paid for. Yeah, production company.

Sorry, yeah, I've gone too specific. You've got really TV there. But the TV production company up working for to get me home, but I'm not going home, I'm going to Leicester. So they're going to put on a car for me

to Leicester. But I have to be at the hotel at 12. It's a two-hour journey. I get to Leicester at two, shows at eight. What am I doing for six hours? On my own, with a wheelie suitcase and a suit bag.

Okay, I've got a better plan. I've got a better plan. Go on. What I would do? By the way, what great buffer I've got. You are swimming in, but sometimes there's too much. I'd rebrand that buffer to afternoon.

Yeah, to a kind of... Whole, afternoon. I'd describe that buffer as an eternal nothingness. Yeah, I'd say it's excessive.

Like floating through space, cut off from your craft. Yeah. Why don't you? I might go and chat to the geese with a wheelchair again if he's on shift.

I'm fucking Alan Bartridge, you? I want to go for a drink. Sorry, mate, I've got to finish my shift at the cinema after. No one. What time's it finished?

He's going to be in six hours. He's not going to believe his eyes. He's not going to believe his eyes. I'll come back and watch a running man again. Just for the banter. Just for the banter. Just to feel something. thing. We had a bit of connection, didn't me, two weeks ago? I thought that Lester's got me in a

fucking show cold and I love Lester. Why don't you, right? You've had enough time in Lester. Oh yeah. Yeah? Well, I've never actually been in it, to be honest. I've just been on the M1. No, because you're obsessed with this fucking industrial estate. I went up and it was dark. I woke up when it was dark looking at the fucking bins out of my room. By the way, nice hotel. Nothing wrong with the hotel. Good that it's using its bins. Good that it's got enough bin storage. There's no rubbish. Yeah, so I like that hotel. Why don't you do this, Rob? Yeah. Stay in Manchester. overnight.

Yeah. Enjoy Manchester. We haven't really been killing thousands of hours. There's a huge Christmas market. Manchester's nice. So leave my bags at the hotel and say, actually, rather than being picked up at 12,

can I be picked up at 4 or whatever, and I go for a walk around Manchester? Yeah. Yeah, I could do that and go shopping maybe. Yeah. Yeah. It wouldn't seem as bleak. And it'll be a Tuesday,

so it'll be a bit like... It'll be fine. It'll be fine. Yeah. Should I do that? Do that. There is a... I go to the David Lloyd gym.

There is a David Lloyd gym at the industry. You should go to the gym. No, but I could go to... That's what I was going to go and do. There'll be a gym in your hotel. Yeah, true. The other thing with hotels, Rob, is you can leave your bags after the checkout.

So you've still got that time back free. Maybe I do that. And then just go straight to the venue and keep morale up. Exactly. But then I think I'm just going to be wandering around in Manchester waiting for a taxi to Leicester. And I don't want to go shop. I don't want to go shop.

No, I know. You don't want to go shop. do any of these things. I don't walk around Manchester alone. I've done nearly 219 hotels this year. All right, yeah. That's an affair for you. That's mental, isn't it?

Yeah, that is mad. That's insane. It can't happen again. No. Lying in the sand. As much as I love hotels. Anyway, well, maybe I think about that because at the moment,

I've looked at the industrial estate in Leicester cinema listings. There's not a lot on. It's wicked or Zootropolis. And I think if I watch Zootropolis alone without my children, I'm going to get into a very dark place. The other thing is you might have more cinema options in Manchester

than on a Leicester industrial estate. You're not wrong. There might be, I'm going to say it, a, why not, a matinee of Jason Manford in Panto? I don't mind it, you know. I don't mind that little single seat at the back. Oh, no, he's not. Yeah, the opera house. Maybe I could do that.

I mean, yeah, again, going to a Pantamomim without my children lead up to Christmas. Would you tell Jason Manford, or is that weirder? Is it weirder to then go, by the way, I saw you when you've been doing six months, I watched you in Panto when I was killing an afternoon in Manchester? I don't know. If I was in a Panto and Jason Manfred was in town, I might pop in the seat. It's a bit mad, isn't it?

It is a bit weird, isn't it? I don't think he would. I think you'd probably just sit in a hotel room quite calmly and enjoy his own mind, which is something I can't do at the moment. No, yeah, fine. Well, let me tell you, have a look at this photo of who turned up. Oh, yeah, sorry. Really went on a tangent there, didn't we?

Oh, Batman! Batman, right? But he does it for charity donation. Do you want to see his vehicle? Is this someone's birthday party? Yeah. Batman's just turned up. He's been asked.

50 pound charity of a donation. Oh, so he turns up dressed as Batman in like a sort of motorbike thing that he's turned into a Batmobile car. He's got a Batmobile, like the two wheels at the front and the one at the back. Yes, like a truck. He's roadworthy. Yeah, it looks amazing. So he just for 50-quit charity donation.

He just like pretends to be Batman for a bit. Apparently he's like a local character. Here he is leaving, Rob. Yeah, he is a local character in Gotham. But he'll drive around. People will spot him driving around dressed as Batman in that. Oh, wow. I mean, it's nice that he's doing that, little charity donation, but yeah, if that's what he likes to do.

Exactly. I'm not paying 50 quid to meet me in Leicester. Ride around in the Batmobile. I'll dress up as Robin. Go for a spin. Rob Beck, it's absolutely. lost the plot. He's dressed as Robin. I'm just trying to kill some time.

Where is he? Well, he's still on the Lester Industrial Estate. Where else could he be? They need to rename that after me for that hours I've done there. How many times have you been to that industrial estate in the last month? Well, at the moment, I'm doing Lester once a week. Right. Either Industrial Estate or M1.

Oh, so at least you're mixing it up. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Also, but I want to stress, I'm a big fan of the Mariet M1 hotel. It's excellent. Some of the ones right on the motorway a dodgy as F. This one's lovely.

Really clean rooms, comfy beds, comfy. So no grief there. It's just the location being far from home. And how much sleep are you getting? Got in at about midnight last night. Thankfully, it wasn't the same guy in reception

because I couldn't look him in the eye if he was checking him two weeks running. Got in about midnight. Fell asleep, about half one. Woke up at six. Oh, no. Never needed a piss more in my life. Oh.

Honestly. How come? I don't know. I just needed a piss so bad. What do you have after the gig, What do you consume after the gig? Normally a bit of a drink of water, normally nothing,

but sometimes if I'm a bit peckish, a protein yogurt. Right, yeah. It was one of them where, this might be too much for the pod, but do you ever really need a wing? You wake up and you have like a completely 100% full erection. Yeah, that's just totally natural.

That's just normal, right? That complete, full, the hardest your dick's ever been. Well, I don't think there's gradations of that, really. No, but it's like, anyway. But then I find it, I don't know if we've discussed this, I find it really hard to wee when I'm,

go into the toilet because you can't stand up because it's directly out. Yeah, yeah. So you stand on the bed and shoot from there, right? No. No, but you sort of have to sit on the toilet and then poke it, aim it down, like push it down. You're not worried it will go into the water or is that just me? I'm all right. The end of it.

Yeah, well, and the middle. A little bit of the base. A little bit of base. If we're going to do the joke, let's do the fucking joke. And a little bit of balls. I'm a bum Anyway, so yeah I think I'm about what's talking about

Yeah Well, actually I might do that And see, I want to see The Bruce Springsteen films I might see if that's only Manchester and do it that way So how is prep for the two birthdays Well, Lou's doing all of it

Like Lou has been amazing I've been away so much And it's ridiculous She's living her book Isn't she at the moment Yeah, if there was ever a time I think you could lose the word default She's just a parent

Yeah, she's basically doing all of it. I just feel a little bit out of control, because I'm bouncing around from so many things. I just feel like I haven't really got a handle on anything, I'm sort of spinning plates. All the gigs are going well and all my work's going well. I just feel like, am I actually doing any of it properly kind of thing, which I am, but it's like, oh my God, we got their birthday, I've got to do some presents for Lou. And it was the 1st of December. So it's the elf on the shelf is back. Are you doing that? No, we're doing advent calendars. So no elfie, shelfy. No. So that came back. And then I feel bad.

because I'm missing out because I'm not like seeing the girl sick because I'm not there and lose having to do it also and then I'm trying to sort of a Christmas present out Josh lose yeah we bleaked it right because I didn't want her the surprise to be ruined full disclosure I can't remember what it was it doesn't matter now you can leave this unbleaped it's a therbody eye mask thing that basically heats up and it's a like a sleeping mask and it's full blackout and it massages your face yeah yeah so I've bought it that sounds great got it from argos and I'm a big fan of argos actually from the And also, I think they're providing a really good service. Got a bit of beef.

Got a bit of beef of them today. And it's feedback that I think they should implement. Great service. Ordered it was the lowest price. Came when it said it was coming. Arrived, not in a box. What do you mean? It was just in the normal box.

No brown carbaled box around it. Oh, so Lou saw it. Just the address stuck on it. So Lou got given a Christmas present by the postman. Oh, no. And Lou was just like, is this my Christmas present? should I just hide it and try and forget about it? Oh no.

You can't deliver anything about a box near Christmas. Very good point. Very good point. So I'll go stick your stuff in boxes, please. So she knows what she's got now. So that's... Are you going to change it? You've got to change it.

You've got to change it, and I? You've got to get something else. I'm going to get something else. Maybe I'll just go shopping in Manchester. She'll be saying no, but you do have to. A million percent. She would know, no, it would be fine. Don't worry about it.

I'll just pretend I know. You can't give someone something they know they've got. So I think I might do that and change my car and go shopping in Manchester. Because they don't have shops in Leicester. Not on the industrial estate anyway. Well, they do a few, but it's not loads. Should I tell you? What's there?

You can tell me if it's worth going. Don't go to the industrial estate, Rob. Just go to Leicester. They'll have a John Lewis. I just quite like it. It's nice and quiet. It doesn't feel like you like it. I don't.

There's a John Lewis in Leicester. The industrial estate I go to is the Meridian Business Park. Oh, my word. It's a great, too fair. It's a lovely parking. It's in a sort of hexagon shape. There's a harvester. There's a David Lloyd.

There's a chickie. A pizza hut, a Frankeembenis, a Hollywood bowl, a Nando's and a Bella Ossalia. Rob, you can't live like this. I am. I know. Well, maybe I should go shopping in Manchester for Lou's Christmas present. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to change it.

You'll feel festive in Manchester. It will feel festive. I'll go shopping and then get something for Lou there because I've got nice shops, haven't they? Yeah. And then get in the car later. They've got all the shops. They've got all the shops.

That's what I'm doing. Okay, you've made me feel better about this, Josh. Good. Well, let's see how it plays out. Oh, God, I don't know what to go. Why not? What do you get a woman that's got everything, right guys? So other things, Rob, parenting-wise.

Got Barry the Hamster. Yep. Batman at the birthday. What I've done, might not be best for you to do this, Rob. Go on. But I've realised in the last bit of the tour, because my kids are like, when you hear, when you're not here, I've made a chart with green ticks and red crosses,

morning and evening for each day. Oh, God. Yeah, I can't put pens of paper on that at the moment. It might be too depressing for you. If I'd done it in November, it would have been... It'd been sent off, big red card. Yeah, it would have been mad. But luckily, December's about 60-40 green to red.

Well, you've finished your tour for the year, so you've still got to go up to London and do bits, but you're not... Got to London tomorrow. But I finished my last one's 13th for December. And then after that, that's... I've got no more sort of like all the other tour dates in the new year in London or near London, so I can just drive there and back.

So it's the last push now. So you're doing a no hotel year apart from Robin Romish? Yeah, trying to when I can, but no tour shows, none of that sort of going away far. So I don't know if this might be boring to people, though, tell me to shut up. That horse has bolted about three or four years ago. Oh, fuck it, yeah, you've come this far. So I basically went up to Newcastle on Thursday, and I did Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Newcastle. Industrial estate?

No industrial estates to be seen. Then Sunday, Lester, stayed over night to this morning. So I'm at home now. I'll see the kids tonight when they're home from school, but then tomorrow, a morning, I got up to Manchester, then I'm doing Manchester, then Leicester, then Bristol, Bristol, and then I'm home Sunday of next week. So I'll be at home one night in two weeks, basically. Why are you staying in Bristol? I don't want to say on here in case I'll get some nutcases. But please tell me you're staying in town.

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because I'm getting something done for Lou. That'd be nice. Get a nice present. She deserves it. Oh, my daughter, I put it on Instagram. My daughter wrote a letter to Netflix. All right, yeah. Have you seen it?

No. She wrote this, Dear Netflix, Why are you taking away, Happy Gilmore? It's so good. and it's one of my favourite films. Here's a few reasons why.

It's why you should keep it. It's great. It's my dad's favorite. I didn't know this new story. Sorry. Happy Gilmore, basically, after a while, they go leaving net, because they buy it for about a year, don't they? It tells you it's leaving.

Yeah. So she said, it's good. It's my dad's favorite. You can't get rid of the first one because no one will understand the second one. Clever. I don't know if you've seen Happy Gilmore, but you can get your head around the second. I hope I'll convince you to keep Happy Gilmore,

yours sincerely. and then her name in age seven. Amazing. I've tagged Adam Sandler in nothing yet. Oh, for fuck sake. Absolutely. He's been living a different world, don't they? He's probably in an industrial estate outside San Diego.

Yeah, probably playing B-ball. Yeah. Shooting some hoops. Yeah, exactly. Have you got much festive stuff playing, though, for the kids? So you know to Elf on the shelf, just normal events? So we are going out for Christmas dinner. Oh, are you?

Yeah. You don't have to say the place, but is it like a restaurant-type place or someone's house. Redison Blue in Bristol for any of. For any hot chikasers, fancy some stuff in. Yeah, so we're going out because we just thought it'd be nice. Yeah, also as well, you're not fully in-in.

Do you know what I mean? You're still getting. It's not our kitchen, Rob. It's not our kitchen. Are you getting your kitchen done? Yeah. Oh, are you? Are you done?

Yeah. Another new kitchen? Well, yeah. Yeah, no, fine. Just absolutely. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah.

Something for you to look forward to the new year. Well, 2027 by the time it's finished. I know how you do, kitchen. So you've got much work to do on it, then you've got to get the kitchen down. The rest is cosmetic. Yeah, apart from the whole kitchen. No, everything's being done. Everything's being done?

But cosmetic. But cosmetic. You're not knocking any walls or building apart from the kitchen. Oh, that's good. Yeah. How does it feel, though, doing the last kitchen so soon after not moving? It feels like that was about 10 years ago. So it's all right, actually.

You've added value. You've added value. Yeah, exactly. So that'd be nice. going on and who you having dinner with? Rose's parents. Oh, nice. Are they nearby?

They're not nearby, are they? No, so Rose's mum and her dad, they're not together, but they get on very well, and his partner and our kids, obviously. Yeah, that's nice when they can do that because... It makes you feel confident about you and Lou in 10 years. No. Well, because I've got half-brothers, haven't I?

Yeah. So we're a blended family. I do material about this in my show. We're blended. We thought it was to be broken home. You're broken. But we're broken. blended and stuff like that and that wasn't always the easiest transition between

without me saying too much so I think that is nice when you can do that and it's all good yes so that's what we're doing because that's our plans Christmas day we've got quite a lot Christmas stuff the old Lapland UK oh you guys up we're doing that yeah always good the old Lapland UK well so I'll lose doing Panto but I'm not going to that well you're catching the Jason Man for one next week yeah obviously I'll be I'll be I'll be watching anyway in man in manny well night so apparently the one in Newcastle supposed to be amazing. Which one's Lou going to?

She's going to one at Bromley. So she's not going to the Palladium one that's got that mad cast. No, no, no. Let's have a see what one. Are you not going to an exit or one? No, because we're really tight on nights and we're doing quite a lot of stuff.

So Panto. You can overbook yourself, can't you slightly? Well, you've got Samantha Womack and Sue Pollard. Who's Samantha Womac? Samantha Janus. So she's married to something called Womack? She's changed her name, so that's what I'm guessing. It looks like someone's AI to the poster.

Oh, yeah, Samantha Janus. I used to love Samantha Janice in what was actually not going out. Game on. Game on. Is that where he didn't leave his flat? Yeah. That was a great series, would it? Yeah, that was good.

What happened to him? Because it was amazing in it, the main character, weren't he? Which one? The one that wouldn't go out? It was a bit like an early peep show almost, wouldn't it? Yeah, it was good that. I thought it was brilliant. It was directed by John Stroud.

Samantha Janus. We all know that. Matthew Cottle, Ben Chaplin, Neil Stewart. He used to love Game On. So yeah, we've got Samantha Wimack, Sue Pollard in... She'll be great, Sue Pollard's brilliant, she'll be great. I don't think there is a big Exeter Panto. You haven't really got a big theatre, have you, as such, like a traditional one?

No, because you do the uni what is the big venue. Did you do Westerns Yoville? That's Yovil, though, isn't it? Yeah, don't talk to me about that one. Plymouth. That's the industrial estate venue. Of course, it's where you live and breathe. It's where you live and breathe.

So he's Robin Hood. Manford's Robin Hood. Plymouth. I've got Shane Ritchie. Oh, go to that. It'll be unbelievable. That might be quite good, actually. Brian Connolly's the best one, I think. He's amazing. When I see that, right, I think, what the fuck is Shane Richie's Christmas like?

I look at a date. But then if he lives nearby, it's, oh, we don't live by, doesn't it? Because of Plymouth, that's what I mean. He might have grown up kids, though. Yeah, I think he probably does. But, Rob, he's doing 1pm and 5.30 on Christmas Eve and 1pm and 5.30 on boxing day. So is Manford. He's got Christmas Day off. But he lives in Manchester. True. So it'll be 20.

You could leave his house probably about midday, half 11, do the one o'clock. Yeah. I mean, you could work, if you lived, like,

I could do the Bromley Churchill one and it wouldn't really impact me too much. Cut too, Rob. You'd be going fucking mental. Hang on. Right, so what day is it today, Josh?

It's the first. Fucking hell. I can't even go and see Manford. He's not on today. Oh, no. It would have been perfect. On the 10th,

he's doing 2.30 and it's, all the tickets available. Would you have gone? Yeah, deffo, because he's me mate and also he's Robin Hood. He's doing all of it. Oh yeah, that would have been good.

Where'd you sit, though? As a solo man at a panto, where'd you sit? As a solo famous man. Yeah, yeah, let's just add. But then I think you get away with it, Rob, because everyone's going to presume you're there as a friend of Jason Manford. Oh, you had to see Jason.

I go, who? Who? No, no, no. Do you know what I'll be mental. If I went to see it and I didn't message Jason Manford or say, can I come and say hello to you backstage? if I just bought a ticket and watched it and didn't go and speak to him,

that if I'm Manford, I'm worried about that. You know what I mean? So when are you messaging him before? I would now go, Manford, Jason, I'm in Manchester on Wednesday. He's so Manchunian. Even half his name's fucking Manchester, isn't it? I'd say, I'm in town.

I've got a kill an afternoon. I might come and watch you do Panto at 2.30. Any chance to sort of me a ticket? No worries, if not. But if you fancy, drink before or after, let me know. Although not after because I'm going... Yeah, but not after me, unless you want to have a drink at the Chiquito, Leicester Meridian Business Park.

I don't think you'd have time, Rob. You're not getting to Leicester from Manchester at 4.30s. This is depressing. I just googled Lester Panto. Yeah, there we go. And it's in the room armin. Oh, great line up here. Richie Anderson, Suzanne Shaw and Jared Christmas.

Have you ever done a tour show on a Panto set? Yes. It's really weird. It's really weird. It's really difficult. Could you try and reference it? What's weird is before you come on, because you know they've come in.

into the room. Yeah. And they've thought, fucking hell, this is a bit weird that he's decided to pay all this money for this huge set, like a gingerbread house.

Just for one gig in Leicester. What the fuck is this show going to be? So I might be doing that tonight. They'd have told you. Well, this is what happened to before, though, when I did it? I thought,

oh, it'd be great, wouldn't it if I sort of like go up and start doing the gig from, like, the tower? No, it doesn't start until December the 12th. I thought it would be great if I go up to the tower and do the gig out of the balcony, like we're like the princess with you sing.

Anyway, I tried it once and I was doing the gig and I went up there and it took me ages to get up there. Then when I got up there, I'm just like, I'm just stood up here and it's not funnier. And I had to basically, I had to go, oh, this wasn't a very good idea, what did it? And then just, like, all you could hear

was me walking down the stairs in silence. Oh, man, I once did one where it wasn't even a pantote. It was, I don't know what the play was, but it was a full working kitchen. With different entrances. There's dinner there? You know when you have, you know when you have like a kind of farce where they're going out in the L. So there was like four different entrances to stage that.

Did you try and do banter going through the doors? Yeah, I was working the tap. I was pouring some of a glass of water. I knew what I was fucking doing. That's Sunday brunch. Yeah. Right. Should we do some small business, Josh?

I enjoyed catching up with you actually. I felt good. Yeah. Do you feel a bit cleared of your Lester Groundhog Day? Do you know what? It's fine. Everything's fine. It's just I can see the finish line, but it's still.

quite far away. I've got eight more tour shows. I've got a few more TV bits. And it's just that, like, I can't sort of... You know, like, when you're like the end that gets near Christmas when you work in an office, you're like, the last couple of days, no one does any work.

But when you're on stage on your own, you're like, I do still have to do this gig properly or otherwise they're going to be really angry, you know what I mean? But no, I feel excited about the last few. And I've only got four more not. This week, when I get back home from Bristol, I don't have to stay overnight anywhere else

until end of January. Nice. I need to be at home with the kids, really. Well, the good thing, Rob, is this small business shower will help you. Okay. Do you get hay fever? No, the industrial estate is pretty grey, actually, a lot of building. Because what you're meant to do with hay fever is get local honey.

Did you know that? Oh, right. Yeah, I didn't know that. So is this a shoutout for local honey? Well, it's based in the Midlands where you spend a lot of your life, Rob. Do you know what? I'll get a big spoonful of that at the M1, Marriott. I would like to suggest my husband's honey business for a, oh, this is good.

SBSO. We haven't called it. Oh, SBSO? Yeah. SBSO on pH with R.B. and J. Dubs. Yeah. Based in the Midlands. Something to help with Josh's porridge addiction

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Good luck with the Orienteering. There we go, Josh. Another episode. Brilliant. Full of buffer, full of fun. Great advice from you. Let's keep your own. File on.

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