Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP16: Sara Cox

Episode Date: March 3, 2023

 Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) is the brilliant DJ and presenter - Sara Cox. Sara's latest Sunday Times best selling book 'Thrown' is available now in paperback. Sara is known and loved by millions of Radio 2 listeners, where she presents the Sara Cox Show 5-7 pm. Sara currently hosts the popular weekly TV book programme Between the Covers on BBC2. Her memoir, Till the Cows Come Home (2018), was a Sunday Times bestseller. Thanks, Rob + Josh. We're going on tour!! Fancy seeing the podcast live in some of the best venues in the UK? Of course you do, you're not made of stone! Tickets available now on the dates and at the venues below. We can't wait to see you there... ON SALE NOW  14th April 2023 - Manchester AO Arena 19th April 2023 - Nottingham 20th April 2023 - Cardiff  21st April 2023 - London (The O2) 23rd April 2023 - London (Wembley) 28th April 2023 - Birmingham Utilita Arena  If you want to get in touch with the show here's how: EMAIL: [e-mail] TWITTER: @parenting_hell INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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She's a bit of a food thief, but we generally let her get on with it if it's a distraction to get the actual dinner so we can get the dinner on the table. A raw onion or egg shell isn't off the cars bloody out. We can't wait to see you live in April. Fuck it. What out of the rollback? A raw, no, she'll try and eat it. My son's eating raw onion I the shell. Well that's not bad if they like it. the shell, the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, thin, thin, thin, thin, th th th th th th th th thin, thin, th thin, thin, th thin, thia thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thin, thin, thin isn't is is is thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. It's the eggshell. I need the eggs. Yeah, I'm not, yeah, you know, if they like it, they're not, you know, obviously the same rule of them better. I don't think it's encouraged. No. Do I tell you Lou burned boiled eggs this week? Oh, my word.

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April, if they're from Peterborough, Rob, I reckon they're coming to the Nottingham date. Yeah, boy. Good then I met them at the end of that tube, got, and they picked me up from the tube, we drove to Peter Bright, and it was basically a pub that was trying to do stand-up, but they had done nothing other than put a microphone in the corner busy pub. Yeah. Backs of heads, tables, people queue in, everyone watching, you know, awful. But I got to pay 40 quid cash, got dropped home. Stanmore, 1 a.m., no tubed. Three night buses. I was back in Louison before you knew it. Oh my God, do I ever tell you I did a gig where a pub was trying to do stand up and they didn't know how to do it. Like and so their. And so everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone. Everyone everyone. they had, everyone was eating dinner and he had a mic with no lead.

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Oh, my daughter's shouting for me, Rob. Okay, go on. Do she want a sandwich? She wants to toast a sandwich. I don't think she'd enjoy it. I'm going to tell you this. Everything okay? He's doing some parenting. Everything okay. That's a strange thing to ask good.

Not really, no. Bit of back pain. Um, yeah, so I... I'm working. I'm working. I'm working. I'm working. I'm working. I'm going calltalking to Rob about toasted sandwich makers, okay? I'm grafting it. I've got calluses. What's that, mate?

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That's about all I've got. Okay, all right, that's quite extensive, fair play. Yeah, respect. Okay, let's bring on our guest. Oh, and what a guest it is. Yes. In fact, Rob, Rob, one of your, you, a member of the Radio 2 family. I can't see Sarah Cove.

And I enjoyed you keeping it together considering that you were obsessed with Sarah Cox in the 90s. This is Sarah Cox. Hello, Sarah Cox, welcome to the podcast. Me and Josh are very excited. You've been on the hit list. Yeah. Oh wow, is that a good hit list? Yeah, it's a good list. Yeah. People we want want th want th want th want th want th want th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the th the tho the tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. C. C. C. C. C. S. C. Sera to. C. to. to. to. together. together. together. together. together. tho. together. S. C. S. S. C., is that a good hit list? Yeah, it's a good one. It is a good hit list, yeah, of people we want and think will be good. I can see a cat in the background as well. One of my many pets, frustrated daughter of a farmer, so I can't have any cows or goats, so I just have as many small things as I can wandering around. So are you actually a daughter a farmer? I didn't know this. Yeah, my dad's a beef farmer. He still is.

I mean, he's 80 odd and I ring him and I can hear the rumble of the tractor. Hey, up, I'm just shoveling cac. Give me a minute. So are you in London? Yeah, I'm in North London. I mean, I love London. I've been th. I've been th. I've th. I've th. I've the the the the the the th. I've the rum. I've the rum. I've the rum. I've the rum. I've the rum. I've the rum. I've the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rumble. I'm the rumble. I'm the rumble. I'm the rumble. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rum. I'm the rumble. I'm the rumble. I'm the rumble. the rumble. the rumble. the rumble. the rumble. the rumble. the rumble. the rumble. the rumble. I'm the rumble. I'm the rumble. I'm up north but a little tiny bit of me still has that little pipe dream that one day I'll have a small holding and a few more dogs and you know ponies for the kids all that. What kids have you got before we start what ages are they? Well I barely qualify for this podcast really my parenting is

nearly done. Wow wow well it's a bit of an exaggeration the youngest is 12 so you know some would argue a quarter of the way through. Yeah. I hate when people go. It's a northern thing. But I think I am quite like, you know, done now. You know what I mean? You can make a toasty. My parenting's done. You're done. My parenting's done. My parenting's done. My. My parenting. My parenting. Oh. Right, wow. And what's your 18 actually? He or she at uni or working? This September she will be at uni, hopefully. We're very proud. However, that means she's living her fresh a year while still being under our roof, essentially. Right, okay. And she's not really wild. She just loves making things with curry powder very early in the morning before college or very late at night. What do you mean making things with curry powder? I really love Indian food and Indian flavors but she makes these big veggie curries. She uses our house, you know when you hear about dark kitchens

where people just have like a kitchen on an industrial estate and that's where they're choned. Yeah. Basically we don't see her all we can't, and their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. tooooooooooooo. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. their. their on an industrial estate and that's where they're churned. Basically we don't see her all weekend and she just comes in and curry bombs our entire kitchen with all these lovely aromatic smells all night and then in the morning it's all still there and she leaves it all out and she just she's basically living a student life but at home because you know the circle of life she should be winding up her housemates and stuff or in all the residence the residence the residence the residence the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the their the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the home because you know the circle of life she should be winding up her housemates and stuff or in all the residence with this behavior but instead she's still home. Oh God I'd have hated to be at home when I left was in halls of residence it's freedom. Yeah this is it I mean

well she's doing a really brilliant thing it's amazing to do a foundation course with that then you know what you want to do and she'll go to a good uni hopefully in September but I'll really be like you know makes shoving motion bye love you. Does she want to go somewhere? Yeah yeah she's as well. She's ready now she's ready to leave the nest she's fully feathered legs are dangling over the edge of the nest you know would you want her to go up north to sort of to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to the to to the the to the the to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to be. to be. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, the. And. And, the. And, the. And. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. the. the edge of the nest, you know. Would you want her to go up north to sort of reconnect with her northern routes? Like you say, you've been down here for so long now, that you've probably got three little posh Londoners,

haven't you? I know, I know, they still say back. Do they? Okay. That's the thing. Yeah, it's then get the tram over to my mom's and go and see her little grandma I thought it'd be quite cute you know see the family up there how will you react on that day when you drop her off? Get absolutely leathered I think celebrate. Before we bought the house that were in now we were looking around this area

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really talking about how this kid had played in the football did they win really competitive like sports dad and then I just remember you saying to your daughter yeah if you've done all your work then you can go to sprinkles and that then you can go to sprinkles. And that's all you said. Go to sprinkles. Sprinkles is legendary. It's shut down now, sadly. What is sprinkles? It was an ice cream parlor, like pancake parlour, you know, and it's shut down because we're British and we're like, who wants an ice cream parlor?

It's too much, you know. But you came across as a very chilled out parent, is that fair? You know what, despite the start I've made with this shot, I am actually pretty chilled. My husband's much stricter with me, but I think it's because she's so big now that it is some sort of primal instinct that like, you know, that she could beat you up. Yeah, go with fear your own mammoth, you know, out the case, you're grown now kind of thing. But otherwise, I am pretty chilled really. I'm not going back to university to be your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber one for students. It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to 5% off smoothies and 5% Uber cash back on rides. Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever you think university is for. Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on Uber and Uber eats.

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yeah, I guess with their outfits, I'm fully, you know, as a parent, when your kids are growing up and they're finding their own style, your stock responses, you look amazing, babe, you look great. My mum always said it to me when I was going out in my terrible like second and fake leopard print leather jackets and John Lennon sunglasses. She'd be like, you look great. She must be like, ah ha ha ha ha in the back bed, behind my back. And now I'm like fully encouraging with my kits. I'm like, you look awesome. But if there's quite a lot of cleavage happening sometimes, I don't have a leg to stand on because you can literally Google me falling at the netbar with you know looking like I've got Bill and Grant Mitchell don't me dress and can just be like evidence present to the court so yeah you can't really say much go did you no no not gonna like

them are they interested in your work and your past because I think your career is quite interesting did like radio one you did 1, you did the girlie show of course, and then you're now kind of radio to your, I mean, you're closing in on National Treasure here, Sarah, if you're not careful. Oh no, you're closing in on it. My 35, shut up. But respect from like being an author and Sunday Times besteller, it's like you've sort of covered all bases of entertainment really, haven't you? And broadcasting. it's just my single to be released now and then I've taken them all today. It'll be a long time coming there'll be a lot of

auto tune on that bad boy so yeah they're kind of interested I mean they're just so used to it they're just a bit like oh oh is is your book out? They don't really care, you know. Have they read it? No, no one's read the book. My husband's not read any of my books. No, my wife's not read either of mine. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable. I mean.

It's really weird, isn't it? So did you present it to her? It's really little. She could get a copy. There's about 65 in my office. Same one for a Josh and I'll be like, she doesn't really read. She just looks at her phone in bed. But would you want your husband sat reading your book next to you in bed? That's a weird thing, isn't it? It's like my memoir. Well, I mean, it's not red eyes. I tell you what, I wrote that the memoir is basically about my dad and my dad hasn't read it.

So, really? In existence is a book about him that is not read. Well, yeah, that was Till the Cowes come home. Yeah, obviously he's a beef farmer. That was in 2018, but your new one is thrown. That's your new novel. So this is your first novel. Yeah. This is now in paperback but and this is crucial Sarah it says here very importantly that you're a Sunday Times bestseller for fiction now. Yes, that's level up in it.

Anyone can knock out of memoir. This is proper work. Was it tough? Yeah. Was it tough? Yeah. He was he got to he got to number two in the best sellers. I can't. I know. Osmond. It's got to be Osmond. It's a a a a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to he got to number two in the best sellers task I can I know. Osmond it's got to be Osmond. Kim Richard Osmond. It's gonna be awesome. That's what I was thinking I can't remember and then you know there's quite a few songs like that were kept off the top spot. Yeah last Christmas was kept off the top spot by last Christmas was kept off the top spot. I comfort myself with that yeah it was a Vienna kept off I think. By Richard Osmond? By Richard Osmond's brother. Those Osmond's brother.

Those Osmond's are everywhere. Donnie Osmond was number one as well. Oh don't get me going on the Osmans, Jesus. I did, years ago I did family fortune to get to Osmine family in the first. Yeah. the first the first the first the first the the the to the to to the to to to the to to to to the to to to the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toener kept toener kept toen kept toen kept toen kept toen kept toen kept toen kept toen kept toe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah............................... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It. It's. Yeah. It. Yeah. Yeah did, years ago I did family fortunes against the Osmond family. And the first three rows of the audience were all Osmond fans, all women, that was with the scarves and stuff. And every answer I gave, silence when it was correct and stuff, and me and my family, we were basically trolled by Usman fans.

Oh wow. And whenever they answered, they were like, hey, all these mad women. It's amazing. So Throne is a novel about four women at, should I give the pitch? What do you do? And see if you're right or not, Josh? Sarah can judge you.

Four women in a apocalyptic future in 2030. No. No. I'm writing that down for the next one. It's pretty good that. God, I've got these ideas, you see. So it's about four women meeting for a pottery class, right? Yes.

Yes. It's set like, north of Manchester, basically set in Bolton on a housing estate. I grew up half of my mom's and half on the farm where my dad was. We left a farm of six considered divorce and it's sort of an estate similar to one where I grew up and nobody really knows each other anymore like they used to and people are sort of busy get on with their own lives and then this woman called Becky who runs a community center she wins a grant to start this pottery class. And that was a nice way just to bring these four women together and for them to become firm friends and to help each other through all sorts of like suspected infidelity.

And another couple who are desperate for a baby, one who's got a bit of internet syndrome and actually wants to start a new life abroad. There's a horrible X comes in. There's a very sexy Scottish pottery teacher. I had to write a couple of fruity scenes. Did you? Oh? Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm then I'm not to read in the audio book. I'll never do that again. Is there a line that sticks in your mind that you've struggled with? Yeah, what is it? to be? the the book? the the. the book here? Yeah, what is it? Oh. Yeah? Oh. Yeah? Oh. Yeah? Oh. Yeah? Oh. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the the the the the the the the th. Oh. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.... Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. the. Oh, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. can. You can. Come on, Sarah. It's rude. It's okay. What page is it on? And I'll read it. I'll read it out. You've got the book here. I've got the PDF here. Where is it? Okay, so it'll be Jamila and it's when her husband comes home from work. One thing leads to another. Oh. Yeah and one thing leads to another, Barb. The final... Who are you picturing with the sexy husband? No, not sexy. the the the the the the the th. I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I' the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'll the the the th. I'll th. I'll the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. th. the. thea. thea. thea. th. thea. tho. th. thea. th. I th. I the the the the the th. to another. Yeah and one thing leads to another, Barb to find out... Who are you picturing with the sexy husband? No, not sexy pottery teacher, because he's Scottish. A little bit, 1980s, Marty Pello. Oh, holy! I can see it. I would say a little bit, do you mean a lot? Yeah. Well, yeah,, but it's got to be H's Pello. It's Marty Pello, yeah. Sexy, serious, but creative. Yeah. Twinkly, I mean, don't look into his eyes. He'll twinkle you to death. I've lost many friends over the years. You're looking directly in the eye.

Have you got it there, Sarah? Because I've got a pretty sexy voice as we're all aware of this. You're allowed to give me a minute, but I'm sure it'll be worth it once we find it. Find a page. It's quite rude though, Josh. You sure? You might have to fill out a form after wait. I'll blush. Oh, oh my word. Oh, Sarah. What have you found? Oh, though. to read this? Oh, though. to read this. tho, the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to the to the the the th. the the th. th. It's. It's. It's to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the page. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's to. It's ta. ta. to. ta. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. to. th. It's to. It's th. It's th. It's? Oh my word! We've already built this. You had to read this? Oh yeah. I was like, you know what, I did it in one take because I'm like, I'm not bloody doing this twice, because it's so embarrassing. Did you look up towards the producer? No, and he was like mid-twenties. It was basically the same name and age as one of my nephews

and I was like, just... He looked like a young Marty Pello. Just you two and a run together and you're reading this as he recalls it. Yeah, he's so wrong. Should we get Nando's after this? Okay, here we go. He presented. She missed the sex. Sex. Sari. That can't be the n nn the nn the nn the nn. the nn. the nn. the nn. the n n n n n n n n na. th. th. th. th. th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. He looked like th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He the. He the. He the. He the. He the. He the. He the. He the. He the. He looked the. He looked like the. He looked like the. He looked like the. He looked like the. used to sex. Oh my word, Sarah. But no, that can't be the naughty bit, the word sex. No wonder you didn't want your daughters to read this.

Go on, Josh. This is fun watching you cringe. She missed the sex they used to have when they moved in together. His hands on her... Be sexier, Josh? Yeah. What do you mean? Come on, give it a bit of... How did you do it, Sarah? I didn't want to sound like I'm being sarcastic. Right. His hands on her as soon as he was through the door from work. A kiss, hello, turning hotter. Him pulling down her knickers roughly, pushing his fingers into her, his long searching fingers.

He'd always known just where to thouch her. It was these moments she thought of in the shower. Oh, do you know what? It's very well written, Sarah. It is, isn't it? Did you get more raunchy than that? Or is that? How much, did you get notes on that? Or did they wave that bit through first draft? Go, you've nailed that. They were like, With the glowy bit on the end. The glowing bit, that's right, he knows exactly where to hear.

Oh, so that was intense to read. Are we tough in the audio book? That was incredible, Josh. I will never forget that. Thanks, guys. That was a beautiful moment. If you want that edited into the audio book, then. I can't work if that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going that's going to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to be to be to be to be to to to to be to be to be to be to be. to be. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the to. the the too. the too. the the te. te. the the te. the te. thea. tooo. too. too. too. too. to. to. to. to. to make people want to buy it more or less Josh doing it. Just say, no, Josh doesn't do the whole book. No.

Do you do the voices? Like, did you do different accents? Oh, don't. Another lesson I learned. So the first one was don't write sex scenes in. The second one was don't have a bloody Scottish person unless you can do it. So I was like, can'm at risk of being cancelled by Scotland if I try and do. And then I'm like, can we not just get like Edioph Bowman in a summit just to come in

and do those like, bits where Sasha speaks powerly, that's not a thing. So in the end, well then they were like just for the audio book alone making not Scottish but I think Scots are quite sexy. You made him Jamaican it was much worse actually, wasn't it? Yeah, so he's sexy and exotic isn't it Scotland's a five-hour drive to Bolton. So what did you do? Well, did you do a Scottish accent? No, because I would get cancelled. I mean... Hey, we're mad! I've only got that extreme version if he's trying to be sexy in the pottery.

This is it. Oh, so it was awful. I'm getting like sweaty mode thinking about it. So I didn't want to change the character to where it was from because I just liked having a Scottish character in there. So luckily he traveled a lot so he worked in L. Israel, he worked everywhere with his car unian. He sounded like a Mancunian woman. He's kind of like transatlantic weird Bolton like, oh it's just terrible. Really? I'm sure it's amazing. So lessons learned. And so your children haven't read it? No. Quite rightly. Yeah. It's a bit saucy, isn't it for you?

Oh yeah, I mean. All girls you've got, or boys as well? I've got a girl boy girls, so. How old are you? You two are in like deep parenting, aren't you? I'm in deep. Rob's in, Rob can get his feet on the're nearly there. And I'm five and one. I'm not jaded like you are, Sarah. Cool, I mean.

To be honest, you've got, it's lovely when they're little, but it's amazing when they're big. Because there is an element of like, like, yesterday, the middle and the little what had gone to the cinema together, and they were going to get home on their their their their their their and the little what had gone to the cinema together and they were going to get home on the tube and stuff and all fine they just poot all on their own on the 12 and 14 year old? 1240 because they get the tube to school every day and they can mate about a bit. Eldest one was off out or whatever. Me and us then were just chilling and I was like reading and stuff simply in that bookshort. I'm constantly reading at the moment. And we were actually reminiscing, quite God, remember when the kids were little, when we got an hour like this,

which is totally normal to us now to be in the house by ourselves, we were like paralyzed by the possibility of what we could do with an hour of freedom and you're like, we've got 47 minutes left before they get back by grandma or whatever and it was so like amazing to not have the responsibility of little kids but and as they get older you get that so much now that you don't really notice when you've got that. You know it's like it's just lovely when they get bigger when you just hang out with them you can have a laugh you can call them a knobbed you know you can't really do that to the face and they little you could do it behind their bags. No, what's their the when you just called your child a knobbed and thought, that was fine?

Probably like 11. Yeah, secondary school. You can knobbed them off, right? Oh, you've forgot your peak, oh you knobbed. Yeah, exactly. Right, you're like, you're nobid and jubbied. Come here. not like F in and Jeffin. Yeah I'm not F and Jeffin because my mom said the F word when I got my air level results and I never forget how devastated I was it. Because it was bad? Yeah I was just like mom. Oh fuck it's like I'm so proud. Oh I thought

she was off of facts like that shit's there. Although it was good it was good it was good what the fuck is like what the fuck are the fucking. What the fuck are those three results? I like it, I think it shows that she was clearly very surprised that she used such a strong expleted that I've done it all right. So I don't use F words. My boy who's 14 sometimes swears when he's gaming and stuff. I'll be like, do I do, take it down a little bit to a little bit more, I'll do it down like a bit more online gaming a bit more, aren't they, where girls are messaging more, but the boys are definitely playing more games I think, with the girls message, the messaging and the WhatsApp groups and

stuff with the teenage girls. Yeah, so it's pretty similar really because there's that my daughter was on a lot and it's sometimes on and that's why she's on there with her group of mates from school. Yeah. What's the same is I'm, it's lucky both of them have got a really strong group of close mates. So that's really nice. And actually I hang out with my son more than with my little one. With my little one I'll have to grab her and make her come and hang out and make her do something like a bit of baking or going off and doing something whereas my son's kind of sweet and he's 40 he's six foot one and that's the mad thing. Wow. Because I'm like five eight and a half and when your child over teacher so two of them are taller than me know my daughter's probably like five ten yeah and my son is yeah son is, yeah, six one, no toller than his dad. Yeah, oh wow.

And it's not there yet, but when they play fight, my husband's a bit like, Jesus, oh! Yeah. And then he has to really get in under a proper dead arm, you know, because it's getting that like, you know, that battle for who's like head of the herd kind of thing because my son's, you know, he's getting big. He's like, it's so funny, this little gorgeous little pudding that used to just toddle about. He's now just like a geese, he's a bloke. I'm always grabbing his legs, like, look at his legs. Look at his legs. Look at these their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the's the's the's th. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's thi. He's thi. I's thi. I's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the, he's the, he's the. He's getting the. He's getting the. He's getting theeeateeate. He's getting theeeeeeeeate. He's getting big theeeate. He's getting big the. He mates all around, his mates around, you go, look at your legs! Look at his legs, look how big he's legs are. Hey, I tell you what he brings

up all the time. I think it really did damage it was when I bit his bum because he's always like, remember when he bit my bum and I always like, oh yeah, God, you really remember that? How old is 14? Yeah, 14? Yeah, last week. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, he's, he, he, he, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's, I, he's, I, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's, th. I's, th. Look, th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. How old is he? Yeah, 14 last week. No, he was like five or six or someone was climbing up onto his top bunk and he was messing about with someone. I just grabbed his bum, took a big bite of his bum. He was like, ah! The kind of thing to do when they're like squidgy little babies and then they get to that age like, what are you doing? And then you go I don't know. I'm just little about. So enjoy that. You're still in that you're still in that age where you can just squidge him about and bite them and blow you can't blow raspberries on a 14 year old tummy. You know so enjoy it. You want to say well a fresh start for students. New classmates, new teachers, new lessons.

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park. I'm not doing this again. We had so many holidays like and I'm sure you guys are deep in that. Yeah. Me and Lou do that. We go through phase of going, well the weather's always lovely in the UK in August, let's just enjoy the UK. And then you do that and go, fuck this, it's raining again. Why didn't we just book a holiday? Like never again. Did you find time for stuff like reading and all that stuff? Or did you find when you were kids suddenly got old you were like, wow, I can get all my hobbies back, I can do stuff. Yeah, I mean I got a horse. That's when I play. Oh really? Right, yeah, they're big and now I'd. And when I got a, uh... What age were your kids when you got a horse? Not that I want to get a horse, but my version of the horse. What age? What is your version of the horse? Yeah, the season ticket. What's my version? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. the. the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the away, yet the season to be the one. It's probably cheaper to buy a player for Plinoph and the whole have a horse.

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Are you trying to be cool and down with the kids? Are you offering opinions on TikTok? No, not really. Like, the one the one tick-tock of mine that did really well was Oh that one. Yeah it's cute. Well you dress as your kids. Yeah that's that little trend where you go my mom yeah but they put your age as well don't they? Did she put your age? That's the thing they do. They'll be like my so-and-so age dad dressed up as me. I always feel like the age is too far. Just say my parent. We know they're older. We know they're they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're old. they're old. they're old. I their. I their. They're their their their age. I their age. I their age. I're their age. I're the age. the age. the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age is the age. the age. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I are. I're their age. I're their age. I their age. I'm their age is too. I're too. too. too. too. too. too. today. try. today. try. today. today. their's around something between 20 and 40 years older than you are. Why do you have to put the exact number? Yeah, I don't know if my age is on there.

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But they love it, because they really like sort of bass and big beats and stuff like that. So they're like, oh, we like this one. That like, baseline junkie by Dizzy Raskin' on. And he goes, he goes, play that fucking bass on that. Put some backin' the bass on the bass. Okay, good, I'm trying to like dip the volume. He's in Magalomba, it's like, I don't want no candy, I don't want no code and all that, yeah, and like the kids are singing along the other. So, listing drugs, saying, bitch, fuck off, fuck you, baseline junkie.

I don't want smack, basses my drug and all that. I don't know if there be like it always comes up as explicit. Don't be such a square with you with your Christian versions of hip pop songs. That face-flying junkie song. Have you got one that's about loving God? Because it could be like Jesus junkie instead. Yes. Jesus walks by Kanye West. Well now on Fun Kids UK which we used to listen to quite a bit, they will have, like, it's all the pop music, but like do a Leapers rules, you know, like one, don't pick up the phone, you know, I don't kind of like,

but instead of like drunk and a lot of any of like, Fun Kids UK. Yeah, so Fun Kids UK is a radio station and they re-record so it sounds so similar or they might just re-record certain bits of the verse it's really clever they do it and you're like hang on that's not right because instead of like one to pick up the phone is you know it's only calling because you're drunk and alone or whatever right but instead it would be like you know you're playing yo you're alone you're you're playing yo you're alone alone you know you're a toy? It's a very very th you cute. Oh that's fun kids. Do you record the whole vocal or does it just change to like,

yeah, you know when it's dubbed over so it's really good and there's like playing yo-yo over the top or is it? Request a song? Does it work? Yeah, it's really clever. It's really funny. We were banging to, uh, fun kids. Right. OK. OK. There we would try. try. try. try. on there, like I show. You can request a song Friday nights, right? So I might ask for baseline junkie by Dizzy Rascal to see what she can do with it, this lady. Bex.

I don't want no biscuits. I don't want no Chris. I don't want no Kit. Have you had the sex chat and the birds and the bees, you've also got to add in sexting and you've got to add in consent. And all the big issues, you know, alongside the, you know, to my eldest, obviously, you know, keeping an eye on a drink so she doesn't get a drink spiked, you know, to all the kids about what to do if you get mugged, that might be very much a big city thing. So it's, you know, it goes way beyond the birds and the bees sort of stuff. God, that's... Which is quite heavy, you know, I'm

worried that I haven't got the... That's, I'm not going to feel comfortable. Is that a kind of thing you were comfortable? When do you ever feel comfortable though, Josh? I never feel comfortable, I'll feel particularly uncomfortable, particularly uncomfortable. Although you meant that sex scene, you're so over it, you see pretty. Oh, he love that. Maybe I could just read that to her. He's fine with fingering, he's fine. Anything more than that, he can't deal with it. Yeah, your next novel, give me a shout. That would be so good if just Josh's voice, if your voice just came in. I love that. For all the rude bits. Can you do a Scottish accent? No, I can't do Scottish accent, sorry. But yeah, no, you'll be fine because by then you'll have been through all the stages

of parenting. Yeah. And also at school they get taught a lot of sex educated. They're aware of it slightly as well. It's sort of a group effort. It's not just you call with this sort of innocent kid. So I've got one question I did need to ask you, Sarah on parenting, tha, to parent and my daughter's gymnastics who trades quite a lot on being a good mate of yours. Oh this is good. Interesting, I'm leaning in.

Yeah, and I want to just check if they are good mates with you. Are you good friends with a man called David Laube? Oh yeah, I am. He's nice-sung's godfather. He came in strong, just questioned him. I didn't question him, I'm just like, I just need to double check this. These are godfather to your son. Yeah, he's one of Ben's oldest mate. They used to have a bath together, ask him about that.

Really? He got putting the bath together when they were little, having sleepover. After 30 from skateboarding. You can also use his other name which is Ravid. Ravid? Because he'd always be the one still going when we're like, Look is over. Yes. It's over. You know, stop now. I'll call him raveed on Sunday morning. That's why all the parents in the East End, like where you live, Victoria Parkway, we want to talk to each other. They're all old school ravers. They love it. We still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all the final the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. their their. the the the the the the the their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their th. th. their their their th. th. th.talk to each other. They're all old-school ravers. They love it. Rob. We're all still up. Oh the final question Sarah we always ask, it's a two-pronged one. Basically, what's the one thing that your partner does parenting wise that really winds you up and you sort of clash

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if you clean up after and you'll be clean up after them forever you'll be going to visit her at uni and then tid in the kitchen. This is it I'm like it's our job to it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to raise our job. It's our job it's our job. It's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our to raise to raise to raise to raise to raise our our our job it's our job it's our job it's our job it's our job. to raise our job. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their job. their job. their job. their job. their job. their job. to to to to to their job. to to their job. their job. to their job. their job. their job. to their job. their their job. their their job. the eventually into society they'll be able to like make Hassani and be like you know. So you do talk about him like you're releasing a lion back into the world like you're never gonna see him again. Is that once I release them you know I'll never see him ever again? I'm born free like well yeah he won't recognize him you know and I'll chase them away like I tell you what he does my husband's amazing and he's a brilliant, brilliant dad. And he's such a good dad that he doesn't really like being the bad guy. So what he'll do is he will wind me up so much about something.

So that I then go and have a go at the kids about it. And he'll stand behind me going like, God, she's mad today. I don't know what's got into sorry kids. You know what I mean? My mom's got a good saying about, you know, he'll load the gun and I'll fire it. Oh yes. Like he'll get me so wound up. And then he's a bit like, not that bad. She did tidy earlier. And I'm like, what? You've just been texting me at work? Get me all head off. Yeah and then he's the good guy. So that's bad. That is bad. Isn't that a bit of a thing though. Don't you have that with your other up? So.

Never heard of that before. No. In any functional relationship I've never heard of that out. But no, I recognize that behavior. In any relationship that's lasted. Yeah. And the good thing is I mean he's just Mr. Taxi man. He's really really really really really really really. He's really. He's really. He's really. He's really. He's really. He's really. He's really. He's really. the their. their. He's. He's really. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. their. their. their. their. their. He's. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the. He's. He's. He's. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's Taxi Man, he's really good. Well I'm like, they can get six buses, two tubes of train and the hovercraft. They'll be fine, they're grown up. And he'll go and pick them up from, because my kids go to school in center of town, their mates are from all over London. So he'll be like, you know, there'll be a birthday try, the their. their. their. like you know he's got a schlep off at a Chelsea or somewhere at like 11 o'clock on a Saturday night. And that can be like an hour drive. You know what I mean? In London it's mad, isn't it?

You know what I mean? In London? It's just maddened. It's. Mega taxi man, fair enough. Yeah. Sarah, thank you so much and good luck with the paperback release. Hopefully you get back to number one rather than second. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, this is the time Osmond's gonna be sweating it. Osmond's giving you a quote though. Yeah, really that's nice. Yeah, he's a nice. It wasn't. It's a th. It's a comp. It's a comp. It's a comp. It's a comp. It's a competitor. It's a comp. It's a comp. It's a competitor. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It. It. It. It. to. to. It's. It's. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. It'sthen he gave you a quote. He knows he's got no competitors. He's the light and equivalent of publishing world.

He ain't got no one after him. He's fine. Let's give us his quote though. Throne is a gloriously big-hearted story about four women who attend their local community center pottery class. A fresh and insightful take on how change can happen through female friendships described as so full of humor and heart by Richard Osmond. No, the first bit... P.S. I love the fingering bit. No, no, his son is so full of humor and heart by Richard Osmond. Yeah, that was more than... Yeah, his one was humor and heart. I was gonna say, fucking L Richard, all right, calm down, mate. He's done a full praise, his quote was, I've got long fingers as well. But good luck with the paperback release hopefully you get to the top of the charts again, Sarah and good luck with your show on Radio 2 every day and obviously your book club review show

on BBC 2. Thanks so much for coming on. Yeah lovely thanks very much. Cheers Sarah, thanks. Cheers, Ma'a, thanks. Have a good Cheers, mate. Sarah Cox. Love Sarah Cox. Radio 2 family, me and her. Yeah, is she in the Radio 2 WhatsApp group with you? Oh, yeah, yeah, we're in there. People keep leaving it, though, awkward. Ken Bruce left the conversation.

Well, if there is a radio to present a WhatsApp, I'm not in it. Oh no, Rob. I don't don't there is. Maybe there is. No, there won't be. I don't think so. The age of some of them, they haven't got what's up. Shall I start one? I'll start one with Tony Blackburn and Wishman and Bob Harris

and work backwards from there. Oh yeah, yeah, have you got to Tony Blackburn's. Can we get Tony Blackburn. couple of kids. Oh that's great. But Sarah's great. Oh yeah, we love Sarah Cox. Throne is her book, which is out now in paperback. And her memoirs as well, I bet that's amazing. It's quite interesting that she obviously is pining for loads of animals because she's of living on that farm. Yeah, brilliant Sarah Cox.

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