Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP19: The one where Josh isn't worried about turning 40....

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

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Oh, even fox molder struggles, I think, and he's an alien detective. He's an alien detective. Oh God, right. Josh, we explain what's going on here? Rob, you're struggling, aren't you? Well, normally we record at 10 a ten a ta. And I basically, we do school runs and then have a cup of coffee. Are you wearing a fucking dressing girl? Yes I am because it's freezing in my shed because I've got a little heater thing but it comes on about 8-9-ish to warm it up for the day. So I'm a bit cold and it's 730 a.m. and we're my god on the cold light of day when you say it I've done something awful. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. Oh th. Oh th. Oh, oh th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm a th. Oh, I'm a to to to to th. Oh, I's th. Oh, I's th. Oh, I's th. Oh, I's th. Oh, I's th. Oh, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's th. Oh, I's th. Oh, I's th. Oh, I's the th. Oh, I's the the th. Oh, I'm the th. Oh, I'm a th. Oh, I'm a th. Oh, I'm th. Oh, I'm th. Oh, I'm th. Oh, I'm th. Oh, I'm th. Oh, I'm th. Oh, I've done something terrible. I don't know it's fine I don't know this was regular I couldn't cope but so basically you're off somewhere and you need to record earlier so we're here recording earlier yeah I look like I'm I'd say really ill and I've just popped

out of the walled for this. Yeah you do look like you've nipped out of the hospital for a cigarette yeah I look like the to the the front of the hospital for a cigarette. Yeah, I look like, you know them people that are absolutely fucked and they're on a drip but they're still smoking. I look like one of them. Yeah. So yeah, I'm fine. You look unbelievable. You look better now than you do

when you normally do when you normally recall. Thank you very much. Yes, I think it's been too... Yeah. Jackets coming off. Here we go. Dressing gown? That's one of the basketball t-shirts. One of my basketball t-shirts who hates? Yeah, so that's fine.

And so what's happened? Have you just got to go? to the pick, which is very nice, which was a present brought to me by my agent about three years ago. To give you an idea of my life, this is the sixth reschedule of it. Right. We've had to reschedule it six times. Have you missed it in the past? Is that why you're leaving so early? Why are you leaving? Why you leaving so early? It's a fucking hotel you're checking into through Because someone someone Someone booked lunch at 1230 at the pig at the pig at the pig

Where is the fucking pig? New Forest is an hour and a half from Waterloo Hour and a half of the train. All right. Okay cool. Oh yeah, so if we've called at 10 30, I've got to drop my kids at school. Yeah, but I think going to someone, if someone said, oh, fucking hell, book lunch for 1230, that is lunch. Yeah, no, and also it was me. Oh, right. But that is lunch. That's a normal time for lunch. Yeah, yeah, I know, but I didn You were pushing for earlier than this. Oh, you know, let's just get it done six hair.

I was up at six, packing? Packing? You need a pair of pants? That's it? You're going to go for a night? I know. I sent my alarm too early. I got up at six.

And I was like, actually, I don't really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really to be the first person history to have jet lag in the new forest from East London. Yeah first though we just sort of stayed up as late as we could and then just hit the hay. You seem quite manic at the moment though Josh. I think you're getting stressed about your 40. I'm really stressed about turning 40. If you keep texting me to change times it's fine I'm not bothered. Can we change it to the times to Rob Rob 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40 40. Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob Rob. Rob. I Rob. I Rob. I I I I I I I I I I I I the 40. I the 40. I the 40. I the 40. I am the 40. I am thea. I am really thea. I'm to to th. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. te. te. te. te. I te. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just just. I'm th.. It's fine. I'm not bothered. Can we change it to 1992, please? That's the time I want to change too, Rob. But, um, yeah, I am stressed about my 40th, Rob. Yeah, I am. I'm not stressed about my 40th, Rob. You seem a bit, everything's a bit amped up, which is fine. Not about my 40th. When anyone says I'm not stressed, Rob, it normally feels like they're. I am. th. th. th. th. their. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I am th. I am th. I am th. I am th. I am th. I am th. I am th. I am th. th. thr. thr. to to to thr. to they're the most stressed Rob. Because they're keeping it to themselves, at least I'm being public about it. No, no, they're not bothered. No, they're not bothered. Rob. Everyone's bothered about, Rob. I thought I wasn't bothered. I thought I wasn't bothered. I've got mates. It'll be like, it's your birthday. Yeah, how their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they's. they's. they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. They're. They're. They're. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, no one care. And do you know what, their internal monologue is going? Yeah, I'm playing it down.

People think I'm cool with being 40. No one thinks you call with being 40. You think your mate's been call with being 40. Honestly, men from Southeast London don't give a shit about their birthdays. It's like a proven fact. It's like a science, but they don't, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, and th, and th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, th. thin, thin, thin, th. thin, thin. thin. thin. thin, thin, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, thin. No, th. No, th. No, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin. No, thin. No, thi. No, no one thi. No, no one thi you get, bloke start caring. Working class women care, I'd say, that's the thing. Most men from working class areas could not give a shit about the birthday. So you're not going to give a shit about turning 40? No.

Even though for the last two years you've been talking about how you want to look like Gary Barlow for when you get 40. I think if you're going to try and get fit and get into a point where your body's in shape, if you try after 40, this isn't about me worrying, but I think actually your body starts to fail you, that I think I need to get ahead of the curve. Oh God, I don't need to hear that wrong. I'm just saying if you want to get fit,, it is more difficult. Yeah, fair enough. I accept that. So what's stressing about turning 40? Because you look all right. Everything, Rob. It's not that I want to be young and vital.

I've given up on that. Do you know what you are now? You're that boring old comedian that we used to hate when we started comedy. I know we didn't hate them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them their approval. Why don't young people want my approval, Rob? I wanted their space. Well, that's part of it. Go on. You know, there's two types of comedians.

There's older comedians that really like young comedians and are quite excited by it. So like your Joe Brands or you're Jack Deese or you're very supportive, yeah. And then there's old comedians that feel resentful of young comedians coming up on the rails. And do you know what I do to those, Josh, the ones that are horrible to me when I started out? Yeah. And I see them at like festivals and stuff, and they'll try and be mate with you with?

because now I've got a semi successful successful successful successful successful successful successful successful successful successful successful successful you know what I do to them, Josh? It's all I've got. You know some people take them on a high ground? Yeah. I don't. I don't. I take the bitter low ground. Yeah. And they go, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Why don't you say it to him? That's what I'm thinking. It's implicit. that's implicit. It's what. It's what. It's what it's what. It's what it's what. It's what th. It's what th. It's what th. It's what th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's the th. It's thi. It's th. It's tho. It's tho. It's tho. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. You thi. You thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi then just slag them off and they leave? Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's the best way. That's the best way to do it, isn't it? There's one, Rob, there's one that was so horrible to me. He hated me. I won't name him. We used to be called to you about parenting and then I'm going to the pig for lunch

And you're stressed about getting a train at half 11th Half ten Oh sorry half ten yeah that is super early It's because I've got to do the school drop off on the way because I'm square Right okay so you're driving to do the school so what time have you got to leave the house for the school drop off nine? Oh you're you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to to tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th. I th. I thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to Yeah, I know! Rob! Come on, that's what I'd say. We've got quite a lot of stuff to get through for the listener today. I know, Rob. This is a situation I mean.

You've changed the tune from you, getting up a bit early. Nah, I'm just starting. I'm lost on. We like those radio DJs. We were slagging off. How do they do it every morning? I'm here at half seven talking to you about my kids. Oh, so anyway, there's the older comedians. There's the one that I really hate.

Yeah, it was absolutely vile to me. the street we will tell you though. Yeah and you won't have heard of him. That's normally the Peter ones and the shit one. Last time I saw him a gig, Rob, he asked me what my daughter was called and then he said oh she's gonna get bullied at school. Oh genuinely unbelievable. No yeah yeah but we don't do that we just all imply it don't we when we talk about kids names on this show. Yeah yeah yeah exactly. Also I think th th th th really. It's not... So do I, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so do I. Vickson's a lovely name. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Named after my favorite gladiator.

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My God, why am I so old? You need to go to the toilet, it all dribbling out because you were ill. Oh, that was it, yeah. So I sent this yesterday, didn't know who's coming. What's now today? Fucking now. See, I. See. See half six but I was like oh shit we're out so he can't come today so I thought I'll better text him so hey mate are you planning on coming tomorrow we actually don't have anyone in in the day but could try and leave the keys with neighbors if so but I wanted to be I didn't

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I don't think he's really replying to text messages looking at nuance. Have you ever seen a plumber's photo reel on it? It's mental. It's just carcasses of attics, cupboards, pipe work, pipes of circles drawn on it. Oh, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's the the the the the the the their their their thuops, I their their thus, I'd thus, I'd their their their their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their, I'd their. their. th. th. th. th. th. there. theree, I'd theree. thin. tops. tops, I'd tapease. tops, I'd tapease. tops, I'd tapease. tops, I'd tops, I'd tops, I'd tops, I'd My mate he was going, oh yeah I went to the football last week and he went through I'd say a thousand photos of pipes. It was great and it was him at the football. No pressure. So did he come around? No he's not coming today, even mate, pump arriving tomorrow so actually you need to receive it and then make a plan. And then he's replied specifically to my second text. Oh no. He's the the their. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's to to to to toe. He's to their. He's their. He's their. He's toe. He's to to to their. He's toe. I's toe. I's toe. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I's. I. I. I. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the the th. He's the th. He's th. He's the th. He's th. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the the the the my second text and put one of your finest. Do you know what he's done? He's pulled your little trousers down, slap

your bum, put in front of the tele and went, I'll crack on my day, you think are some better jokes. Fucking out. To be fair, it wasn't meant to be a joke. It wasn't meant to be a joke. Well, that's a you, you are a funny little fellow. Do you know what I mean? So you're not always working to... There's a difference, isn't it? You are just a naturally funny bloke because you just, you've got your quirks, you've got your quirks, haven't you?

You think a lot, you think a lot Do you worry that that all sort of as you turned 40 you'll become sort of red face gammon GB News angry at the world? No I won't actually I think I'm going in the other direction. You're gonna so you're not gonna go angry old man that when you turn 40. No I think I've kind of just gone ohto the rest of them. I'm done. Really? But then Ricky Javais didn't even start doing comedy until he's mid-40. Now look how angry he is now Rob, he's absolutely fucking livid and he's really successful. So are you suggesting that anyone listening to this at 40 that maybe is thinking of a career change and pushing on and doing something different and nothing to give for the world. Do you know what I know my agent listens to this and I know that I'm

never seriously going to do it but on Friday I was thinking maybe I should just in a few years just do something else maybe I should like learn a foreign language or this is a midlife crisis what this is a midlife crisis? What? What you're experiencing is a midlife crisis? No it's not. It's not and it's not. And it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's a this is. I this is. I this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It's a the. I. I. It's a the. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I this is a the. I this is a this is a this is a mid-life. I this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a midlife crisis. This is what you're experiencing is a midlife crisis. No it's not. It is. And it's not a crisis is the word people use. But I'm doing it in the other direction. I'm not getting a motorbike. I'm going maybe I should really lean into being old. What by learning Spanish? There's a lot of old Spaniards out there. It's because they're diet. High in Olivia spread that's Italian's but so I think a midlif life the mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid. I the mid. I th. I th. I th. There's a th. There's a th. There's a th. There's a th. There's a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot of a lot of a lot th. There's a lot th. There's a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot. There's a lot a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot. There's a lot of th. There's a lot of th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm a lot of th. There's a lot of th. There's a lot of the th. There's a lot. It's because they're diet. High in Olivia spread, that's Italians. But, like... So I think a midlife crisis isn't just getting a motorbike or something like that. It's sort of self-reflection and panic.

Yeah. And then that manifests in different ways. But I've been self-reflect. I've had a midlife crisis since I was about 20 in that case. The worrying part is, Josh I think this is the most the most the most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most the most most most most got your head together before you turn 40 because this could be absolute carnage. You can be in a strip club off your face on drugs. You can be in a strip club off your face and jokes. I'm bored with drinking. I'm quite bored with the Premier League. How are you bored with the Premier League? Who am I anymore? I don't know I just can't get into it. I don't. I don't their thi th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the the the the their the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr-s. tre. tre. trea. trea. trea. trea. trea. trea. trea. tre. tre. thr-s thr- it. Not your night and beat Liverpool 7-0 the other week. No, they didn't, they lost 7-0.

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You're worried you're losing your mojo. You've lost your drive. Yeah, well, I'm not even worried about it. I'm quite throwne, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. the that. that. that. that. that. that. the that. that. that. that. that. that. the that. that. that. that. the the that. thathea. thathea. thate. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. tha. tha. tha. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Am I? Don't know anymore. 7.30 a.m. moaning about being 40. I've tried to stop drinking. I'm dressing smart. Oh, what's going on Rob? Everything about me. I'm becoming boring and I quite like it. That's fine. Obviously people don't want to hang out with you. But if you're happy there. I think it's going well for you, Josh. Do you know I looked at Instagram. I I I I to look at Instagram. I. I to. I to look at Instagram. I. I the Instagram. I to. I the Instagram. I to. I to. I to. I to. I the Instagram. I to. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the the the the th. I'm. I'm th. I'm dr. the. thr. I'm dr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. I'm dr. thr. I'm dr. I'm dr. I'm dr. I'm. I'm..m. to make a couple tea. Went on Instagram. Do you follow Daniel Fox? He's excellent Rob. He's a young comedian. He's brilliant. Do you know? Daniel Fox. No, I think I do. You got like the bleach blonde hair? Yeah, he's so funny. Yeah, yeah, okay. I've not seen much of his stuff. Right. One of the videos cametime. I'm done. They don't need me anymore.

They never needed you. They never needed me in the first place. It's over. What's over? I don't know. Green rooms. I don't know. Right, I think though, everyone when they get into 40, we'll talk about our kids in a minute. When they get to 40, you do decide whether you're going to push on in your career and keep going, keep going, and be a career person, or you sort of get to a certain level and think, you know what, I can't be bothered with the corporate promotions sort of lifestyle. I'll just stick in this job, see what I can get out of it and do that. So what you're doing here, Josh, plateauing. Yeah. In a good way way thii. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. thi and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and keep and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the th. the, their, their, their their, their their their their their their their their their their their thea. thea. And, plateauing. Yeah. In a good way. Everyone

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Because it's true, the more calm you become and less, you know, what I would say about anxiety, it makes you very efficient to a point of exhaustion. Yeah, exactly. How are your kids? How my kids? Yeah, they're all good. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thi. thi. thi. thia, thi. thia, thi. thiolk, thiolome. thiolomea, thi. th. thooma, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I's. Oh, I's. Oh, I's. Oh, I's. Oh, to. Oh, too. Oh, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Oh, toda. Oh,? Yeah, they're all good. Well, actually, I've been annoying Lou quite a lot recently. Oh, yes, talk to me. So I've not been working that much because we was doing that little working progress tour

and then the tours. Has the fire gone, Rob. No, the fire's not gone. Because what I do is, coming very relaxed and zen and like, well, whatever happens, happens, it is what it is and all that. However, you can't really take that approach when you're in front of 2,000 people doing stand-up. No, no. Because it's sort of like, well, it's not what it is, is it, Rob? It's fucking 25-goat a ticket, make me laugh. So what I used to do it, so I would pre-gigig be very pre-be very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very to be very to be very their-zezezezezezezeze, and be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be to be to be to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be very to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to-in, and to-in, and to-s the the to-s the the to-senseen, the the to-senseen, the to-s the the to-s the the to-s on the gig in the two hours before.

If I went through every single joke I've ever written to prepare I'd be exhausted. Yeah, yeah, fuck that. I don't even think about the gig. Exactly. So that when I walk on. At one point at one point I was walking on a little bit too chilled. Yeah. But then I'm not actually in the moment here because the moment is me in front of loads of loads the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th load. th load of the the the th load of thload. I the thload. I tho and tho and tho and to to to to to me. I'm to me. I'm to tho. I'm to me. I'm to me. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm to. I'm to. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've to to to to to to to to to toe. I toe. I toe. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm thin. I'm th. I'm toe. I'm toe. toean. toea. I'm toe. I'm toea. I'm toea. I've toea. I've toe. I've toe, I've got loads of jokes, go and do it. Go and be in that moment, be funny and silly. And then I'm almost like lighting the fire as I walk out. You don't want the fire burning all the time is what we had. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because you get exhausted and burn out of fuel. Oh, I ran out of fuel big time, mate. All the time as well as well to run out, to run, to run, to run, to run, to run, to run, to run, to run, to run, to run, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the fire, the the fire, the fire, the fire, as well as well as well as well as well as well as well, as well, as well, as well, as I the fire, as I the fire, as I the fire, as I'm the fire, as I the fire, as I as I as I as I as I as I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the fire, the fire, the fire, the fire, the fire, the fire, the the the fire, the the fire, the the fire, the the fire, the fire, the fire, the fire, the the the the the fire fire fire, the the fire, the the the the fire, the the Ukraine-Russia crisis. Exactly! So what I do more now I treat it like a

little electric fire and I turn it on when I need it like when I'm about to do a TV show, stand up and things like that. Yeah. Anyway so I've not been working as much which means the fire naturally burns. Yes. Because I haven't got anywere to sort of expend the energy and the more happy I get the more annoyed Lou gets burned. She gets burned by by by by by by by by by by by by by by the. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm... I'm. I'm not.. I'm. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I............................................................................................................................................ And Lou gets burned. She gets burned by my flames, yeah. Where like, she was getting quite stress disfolded. Because basically I normally do the school run, but I'm not doing it today because you've got to go for fucking lunch at the pig.

Oh, sorry, no. Honestly, it doesn't matter. But we were trying to her, Lou, have you thought about chillaxing? Oh dear. Like in a sort of fun, ironic way. Yeah, yeah. Like, have you thought about taking a chill pill? Like, because I thought that's a bit of fun and she's just, the eyes change. I don't think maybe the firing our belly's gone to my wife's eyes. Because I know she loves me, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, but sometimes, the eyes, the, but sometimes, but sometimes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, but, but, but, but, the eyes, but, but, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their their their the eyes are a window to the soul, then I think I've lost a soul mate. Because sometimes, I mean I am annoying though, because when I'm up, I'm so incessantly up,

it's actually quite hard work to be around and I normally have, but she farms me out to a gig. So when the tour comes around, yeah. So Lou kind of wants you gigging at all times. Like a dog that needs to be run. Yes, essentially, yeah. So I'd say, you know, I do the radio show on a Sunday, this on a Monday, and then I probably need two or three gigs of off TV filming stuff in the week. Yes. You know, so like the week I do Blankety Blank, she's going to be all over me because I've just exercised those demons, the demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons demons to to the to the to the to the the to the the the then, I, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm to to the, because I'm, because I'm, because I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. thi, thi, thi, I'm thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to the. the. to to theooo. to to to to to to theooo., Rob. I mean you surely you'll be nice and burned out now because you've, you did radio two last night. Yeah, about 12 hours later you're back doing this. Yeah, I had a played football. Yeah, and you had a sleep in between?

Yeah, exactly. So last start we've been listening to that Michael Seely to go to sleep, like together, and it's really working, but Lou did it on her Spotify, she hasn't got Spotify premium, so let's start doing holidays to the Barbados half a few and... Oh God, so talk about life insurance. Rob, Lou hasn't got a Spotify premium. I know, you think she would. Sort her out, mate. Well, I had to listen to your podcast. I was like, all right, I'll get enough of that online. Can't be on, will you? Anyway, oh, that's one thing. Talk about the radio show. Turning 40, Josh, you will start to have very strong opinions about the Radio 2 lineup. Yes, I have, yes.

Yeah, so you'll, I think you'll really start. I'd love Paul Gambitianne. what's going on with me. Right, so my kids, oh, so talk about this, Josh. Homework, I don't know if you saw my Instagram story. Oh, a couple of things. Also, I was trending, well, I'm UK, because there's a bloke on Starstruck that look like me doing Bon Jovi. Oh, that's good. On what? Just the internet. Just Starstruck? Miscellaneous Internet.

Bon Jovi. Yeah, it's a news story on Wales online. Oh yeah, yeah. That guy. So I had, I was stood up eating a takeaway pizza and I had that message me that about a thousand times. So that was was was was was that was that was that was that was that was, that was, that that that that that that that was, that that that that that that that that that that that thiia. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thia. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thiaaaa. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. thia. does look like, God, people do look like you, don't they, Rob. Yeah, but it's, I tell you what though, Josh, it's worrying when you start trending in the UK,

and you don't know why. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What have I said? Do you think it all happened to come out. And then Sunday we, my daughter, eldest daughter, her homework. I was like, by the way, her spellings are getting too hard now. One of her spellings this morning was thousand. Thousand? Yeah, it's a hard word, isn't it for a seven year old?

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school, his vocabulary is outrageous. Keep giving my word back. Here we go, here we go, can I ask you a question? Can you tell me about melt? Because all I know about it is Jack Whitehall says it a lot. So a melt is like oh you you wash your pathetic go oh yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's tho. It's thoes. It's the they. It's the the the the the the the the the th. It's is th. It's is thoes. It's is thoes. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. I's not. It's not. I's not. I's not. I's t. I's tote. I's tote. It's the like wish you wash, you're pathetic, go, oh yeah, I'm not gonna come out tonight because I had a drink on Tuesday and I'm a bit tight, oh you melt. It's a bit like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like me. What's that?

Am I a melt? Am I'm a melt? No, no, never. You're never a melt, Josh. Absolutely not. So I think Whitehall, and I like Whitehall, is a good bloke. Yeah, he's a lovely man. I think Jamie Rednap used to call him a melt all the time because Jamie Rednap's a bit cockney, you know. Oh, he did. Yeah. Oh, he did. Yeah. the, Jack Whitehall took it and then he just called him a milk and he out. took everyone else. I to do used to to to to to their to to to to their. to to call their. to call their. their. to call to call their their their to call him him. to call him. their to call him. their their their me me me their their their me their me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me their me to call him a melt. He to call him. He to call him a melt. He to call him a melt. He to call him a melt to calllborough College. Let us have meltback, mate. I don't know many words. No, if I say it, they're like, oh what, like Jack Wile. Oh no, not fucking J- something he's saying tally-wacker. What does he say, tally-whacker?

What does it? It's a posth-a-wai'-o'-wo' t, isn't, isn't, isn't,tallywhacker out, good old Mr. Jones, you know. I'd love a documentary where you go and hang out at private school. I thought about that, be going to like Eaton with like people, I should go to Eaton with Ivo, with Ivo, with Ivo, with Ivo. With you and Ivoto do it. Yeah, yeah, cool. Phone him now? Call him now? 8 a.m. Yeah. Uh, probably not. He likes getting up later than me.

Right. Do you want to hear an East London story? Oh, I got to talk about this homework, and then I'll tell you about this home- London story. You had a look earlier at young comedians to see if you were better than them. Earlier on. No, I didn't have a young comedian's sivot. You did, you looked at it and you saw a kid with far in his eyes. Like Rocky 3, he's got the eye the tiger, he's coming up, he's hot, he's smashing all the gigs, he's funny than you, he cares about it more. He wants it more than you. You you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you to look to look, you to look, you to look, you to look to look, you to look, you to look, you looked, you looked, you looked, you looked, you looked, you looked, you to look to look to look to to to look, you to look, you to look, you to look, you to look, you to look, you to look, you to look, you to look, you, you to look, you, you, you, you to look. You to look. You, you to look. You to look. You to look, you to look, you to look, you to look, you to look, you to look, you're to look, you're to look, you're to look, to look, to look, to look, to look, to look, to look, you to look, you to look, you're to look, you're happened. I the Tiger, club of Lange's on your case, you're Rocky. I'm Apollo, let's get down the beach, let's run, let's get it back into you. It's going to the pig for lunch on a Monday.

Who the fuck do you think you are? Prince Andrew? I know why I said Prince Andrew. Yeah, he'd be looking at young girls. He's not a married different. No, he comes up because I like his stuff so much that he's one of those people that comes up the top all the time. Yeah, no, he's good. Anyway, anyway.

So what I'm saying is this homework, it's on my Instagram if you want to see it. But basically, yeah, I'm on it now. So look at that late video. There's a sheet of leaves we've got to find, right? Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's, thi's, thi. thi's, thi's, th. th. th. th. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. toeea. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thi. tha. tha. tha. Oh yeah yeah I don't have you been anywhere near a tree. That tick on larch isn't very good Rob you should have brought a clipboard. Basically there was like 10 12 different leaves and there was a home but there are no leaves on the trees Josh there's no leaves on the trees I've walked around the park there's not a fucking I couldn't there was not not a there the park there there there there there the park a there there there there there there there there the there there's a there's a the there's a there's a there's a the there's not a there's not a the park I there there's not a there there there there there's not a there's not a there's not a there's not a there's I I I'm a there's I I'm not a there's I I I'm not a there's I I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not a there's not a there's not a there's not a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the there's not the this is just all oak trees here. There was not a leaf on a thing. Yeah, that is not ideal.

Surely wait a few months for the leaf identificate. And also, and it's warmer, it was three degrees of no leaves. I'm just wondering around going, what is this, what is this? And I said, this is a bit of a challenge. And then my daughter went Homework should be a challenge. Yeah, but you can't invent a leaf. Anyway, so that was my Sunday. Oh, Rob, that is unbelievable.

Why didn't you just tick them all? They'll never know. No, they wanted photos of the leaves. They also would have a photo of my daughter in the like in the park or wherever it was doing the hunt with a tick list. So I found a photo and I made sure there was as many bare trees in the background as I possibly could. Nice. Well done.

Basically, Larch and Holly, see, that's the difference between Eastland? So should I tell you about my situation, the daughter on Sunday? Yeah, we were like the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, thi, the, the, thoom, tho-s, tho, so I was, so I was, so I was, so I was, so I was, so I was, so I was, so I was, so I was, so I was, so I was, so I was th... I was th.... So, th. So, th.. So, the, the, the, the, the, the, thin, thin, the, thin, thin, the, the, the the tooooooooomease toda. So, tote. We's tote. So, toda. So, today, today, today, todpping Forest. Lovely. Yeah, but then my son, his nap, just went on for ages, and we were like, by the time we get to Epping Forest, we're going to have to come back. Yeah, is a killer that nap, because it's good that they do it if you can't go anywhere. No, exactly. What's his nap at the moment? On Sunday, it was 12 to to'm only being 40. How old your kid? Youngest? He is two in May. We weren't doing naps at two. My two stopped at 18 months. No, but he's a Beckett, you were up at four a thiem and never napping when you're a kid. The fire burns strong. he has not got a fire in his belly their their their their their their their their their their their thi thir thi thir thir thir thir thi. thi. thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm hea. I'm hea. I hea. I hea. I hea. I I th. I th. I I I th. I I I I I th. I I I I th. I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll thin. He. He's thin. He's thin. He's th. He's th. He's theeeean. He's th. He's th. He's thin. He's th. He's thin. He's th. He's thin. He's th. He's got fire strong. He's...

Mate, he has not got a fire in his belly, I tell you that. He's a happy little guy. He's not like me. Happy little snooze, isn't he? He's a happy little snoozer he doesn't take after his dad. I'll tell you that for free. He gets more in his naps and you get a night. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, you can't go out for the day at three. No, exactly. So there was two of her friends had gone for like a Sunday lunch in a pub with their dads, yeah?

Yeah. They were like, why don't you just bring your daughter here? It's quite a family friendly pub. You can have a drink, she can play with her friends. Nice. The Liverpool are the most exciting it's been. I wasn't. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. thiiiiiiiii. thiiiiiiii. thi. not? No, I'm worried about that. The Premier League is the most exciting it's been for you. Like the underdog looked like they're going to win it. They've got the big money team of not doing very well. Newcastle are doing well, Topper doing badly. Man you and I and Liverpool are better in each other. I know, but I think it's because because the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most exciting the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their too. too. I've too. I've too. tooan. tooan. I've tooan. tooan. tooan. It's exciting tooan. It for that league? Yeah, to the point where I care too much that I can't enjoy anything to do with it.

Right, so, okay, so if you don't care, you can't... So when Plymouth went one nil up on Saturday, I then just had to hide my phone until way beyond because I didn't want any updates. So basically if you don't care care to to to to if you really care about it, you don't enjoy it either. Correct. Welcome to my life. No, I'm just trying to work out what bits you enjoy. Yeah, nothing. Championship? Championship? In middle, in between? No, I don't know. But so Plymoth are playing tomorrow night, they're playing at home. I'm already like, I just wish they didn't wish they didn't just wish they didn't just wish they didn't just wish they didn't just wish they didn't they didn't just wish they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they're just wish they didn't they'd they'd they'd they'd to their their to to to to to to to to their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I their. I'd their. I'd their. I'd to to to to their. I'd to to to to to to to to to to try. to try. to try. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to play. It's too important, it's too tense. So there's some fire. Anyway.

Yeah, true. Yeah, you are a real mix of completely non-plast and care to the tenth degree. If we don't go up this year, Rob, it's the greatest injustice in history. I'll be absolutely heartbroken. I love that turning four of stealing league one after that season. The great start you had. Don't, right anyway. Darby come through, money team. No Darby I'm going to come through. Anyway, please. When is your actual birthday? Is it April?

April? Yeah, April the 8th. I went to this pub and um. Can everyone message Josh on April the 8th? There's no way of messaging me. Just saying 40 now, it's over. I don't check the mention, so it's fine. You can do that all you want. Awful way to start trending. Or just start fly posting in East London. Victoria Park just put posters up. The 40-year-old Sado lives here. So, sorry, go on. We went to the pub. My daughter's all playing by the pool table. My daughter's, my daughter and her two friends. Yeah. I'm having a nice non-alcoholic beer.

Sure. Because I'm driving and square. And then this Italian bloke comes over, right? Yeah. Can't speak a word of English. Puts down a bottle of wine on our table. He's absolutely smashed. Yeah.

Just awful, absolutely, hammered, probably talked to us for 15 minutes and we just couldn't understand what he was saying. He was just off his face. Is that why you want to learn another language? No, no, I don't want to have to communicate with him. Anyway, then I was like, he went up to the bar to get himself another tea tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, tha, tha, too, too, to to to to too, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to talk, to, to, to, to, to talk, to talk, to talk, to to to talk, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, too, too, too, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta'a'a, ta'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, too' bar to get himself another tequila. Yeah. Sounds like an absolute legend. This guy's got a bit of fire in his belly. Oh yeah, some fire in his belly, I'll tell you that for free. And we were like, should we just go? I don't know.

So we get our daughters. And we're like, we're going to go. And then, we're like, orders another drink, they go, you've got to leave, mate. Oh no. Then, right, he basically gets the door. And you know when someone's at the door having a debate about whether they have to leave, because they're drunk?

He was there, manning the door. This sounds like an absolute fire death trap this pub. No other exits. No other, it was like Sean of the Dead. You know when they're stuck in the pub in Shawna the Dead? It's like that. We're stuck in the pub. We've got our daughters and their coats on.

They don't understand what's going on. But he's then outside the front of the pub. This is being apparent in East London. This is what my daughter and her two friends are up to on Sunday afternoon. That is them. Looking out of a pub window at a man being thrown out of a pub and refusing to leave. What's mental is the middle class hipster lifestyle and it's basically the childhood I had. You're the hips to wonkers but you're giving your children the upbringing I had. On the opposite. Yeah whereas you're the Southeast London Cockney boy and you're walking through the park with your children identifying leaves which is the child and I had in Devon. How has this happened? It doesn't make any sense.

Oh it's because I was starved of countryside and you was starved as city. You love that buzz. The buzz the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the opposite. I'm the opposite. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoes.oes.ooes.ooooo.o.o.o.o.o.o. Ia. the the the the the the oa.oo.o.o.o.o. Ia. Io. Ia. Ia. I was. I's because I was starved of countryside and you were starved a city. You love that, buzz. The buzz of the Italian man being thrown out of the pub. Well, no, that's a classic people outside of London. Like anyone that grew up in London would have been able to swerve that Italian guy. I would have seen him a mile off, I would have repositioned him, It's in the blood, Jeremy. It's sort of like you with a bog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. Me with a bog. Yeah, if you see a bog, I'd just walk straight across it gets stuck.

You know I had to shimmy round it. You grew up on Dartmouth. Oh, sorry, I thought you meant a toilet. Oh, so you're so London. to the to school signals a fresh start for students. New classmates, new teachers, new lessons. Change is in the air. But one thing hasn't changed.

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I did take my daughter to the pub for Sunday afternoon. Yeah, so was there a play area or anything for the kids to do? By the pool table? Yeah, they were playing hide and now reached the stage where we have to plan to have stuff going on the whole weekend. Yes. She cannot abide just being in the house with us. She gets so bored. Of course, of course she does. So what activities and clubs do she do at the moment at the weekend? So she does gymnastics on a Sunday morning. Right, so you got that. So then there's three more blocks that we need to plan each weekend. Okay. She th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho the tho the tho tho thu. thi the the tho tho the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to theeeee. thoooooooooooooooooooooo. the. the you got that. So then there's three more blocks that we need to plan each weekend. She did a birthday on Saturday morning which had a lovely time at, Saturday afternoon, we hadn't planned anything. And she went effing mental. She was having, she was so bored.

She was like a teenager. Yeah. Saying she was bored. I couldn't believe it was happening. So what was you actually doing in the house? Was you and Rose doing something? Or was you just sat around reading? Or watch the television? No, I end up doing like art stuff with her, but there's only so much time she wants to. She finds us boring, Rob. You can have to start going to Westfield, to the Westfield, aren't you to take the to both kids to Westfield on Saturday to get your shoes done. Can't you just take one? We divide and conquer?

Yeah, so we divide and conquer. Rose didn't want to come to the pub on Sunday afternoon. Yeah. Yeah, fair enough. I'd say I'm more in favor of dividing and conquering than Rose's. Right, okay. Rose quite likes the of me every night in the week. Well, I don't know how much I see of Rose in the week. How much do you see of Lou in the week? Quite a lot. Yeah. You have a busier schedule than me in the week.

You work a bit more of a 9 to 5, Monday to Friday when you're doing last leg. Yeah, I do, yeah. And your podcast and stuff like that, where I don't really. Yeah, of course, yeah. I work Sundays, radio, and then gig in now and again, and then the odd bit of filming. Yeah, so you work a lot more evenings and stuff, yeah. And then I will go to me, Josh. Yeah. My daughters keep wanting me to lie with them in bed to go to sleep and it's getting quite annoying.

Oh yeah, that's nice. Oh, not really. Enjoy it now, Rob, one day, they won't even want you in the house as them. they're be in that room with their boyfriend, and you'll be lying in your own bed, thinking, I wish I was dead. I'll be in there with them. Yeah, I'll lay here. Between you. Make sure you get off to sleep in a deep, deep sleep.

Leave the door open, light on, just in case. So what do you do when you lie in your bed with your daughter? daughter? Well like I'll read with them and then they try and talk and I'm like yeah but we need to go try and get them to stop talking and then sometimes I have my phone but then they love holding my arm and then I've got one of them big phones. Yeah what do you mean? Not like Bob's the 80s? Yeah no but but like it's the wider version of an iPhone tho' the phone thrown th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th their th thin tho-soe tho-soe thi they they they they they they they they thi they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thin thin thin thi thi tho tho tho tho tho ty ty ty ty ty ty ty try ty tho their tho-s tho-s they they they thumb. But I find though, I'm trying to do it like one hand and it keeps just like falling on my face. Do you ever have that with the phone falls on your head and you've got a not screaming pain? Yeah, yeah.

But I don't know if I'm doing the right, just I'm doing the right. Just thrown you talk to me. Yeah. Is that too harsh? That's all right, isn't it? No, because if she's asked a late of you to go asleep, you're going. You're not going to go asleep and talking, you know. Sometimes she says, will you cuddle me? And I like that, thrown, tho' that, but she's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, tho, tho, tho, the to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, you to say, you to say, you to say, you they. Sometimes, you's thi. Sometimes, you's thi. to say, you's to say, you's to say, you's to me. too. too. too. too. tooooooooooooooooooooo. too. too, too, too, too, too, too, you're not term. But if she goes to sleep, facing the other way from me and I'm just lying there, 100% get the phone out. Of course, it's the only way to survive.

Yeah. The other day, Rob, I actually brought a book in with me. I was like, I want to finish this book, so I'll just finish this while she's going thi she's thi she I see it, and I don't want to feel like I'm the more Zen person here, because that's rare. I see it as a chance to kind of, it's a small bit of your day when you're doing nothing. It's true, but the problem is for me, they're both older now, so they're both arguing.

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Oh yeah, let day you'll regret that. Do you want, um, don't try and get in my head, Mr. 40. You look the bigger. Imagine 50, you're going to be struggling at 50, Josh. There'll be people listening to this going like 40 shut up, lad. You're still young, do whatever you want in the world. Yeah, like when I used to complain it? No time to do anything, probably three hours in the middle of the day that you had to yourself. Sorry, I'm a bit, a bit snappy early, aren't I? No, I like it. It's got a zip to it. Don't start saying you like it

to make me do this every time because you keep booking to blood that Michael okay yeah I got up right I got up at six to pack and then because my daughter was asleep on our floor I couldn't pack because it was dark why she's sleeping on your floor when one of us goes away she sleeps on our floor right the uh she likes it for to be fair enough we like it it's nice because it's nice cut to when the youngest starts doing it you just climbing over children do what I said to rose last night to to to to th to the to to the to the to to to the the to to the to to to to the to to the to to the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the the the. the the the the. the the. the. the. I the. I the. I th nice. Because it's nice. Cut to when the youngest starts doing it. You're just climbing over children. Do you know what? I said to Rose last night? I just love having her asleep on the floor when I go to bed. And I'd quite happily have both of them. When he's three years older, but then she won't want to do it. But what about if you and Rose don't cuddle very much? But what about if you and Rose you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th you the th you th you th th th th th th th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their the the the thoooooooooom? the the the to the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to 't sleep on the floor very much or you and Rose uncuddled very much.

So should we do the small business shout-outs? Hi Rob and Josh. If you want. Go on. Okay. Hi, Rob Josh and Michael. My name is Will and I love listening to your podcast. I can relate to pretty much everything.

Yeah. Looking after a three and one year old, we're also trying to run an online business, turning 40, which I'm completely fine with, as Josh seems to be. I added that last bit. My daughter and several of her friends have asthma. Yes. Not yes that, but I can relate to that. One in five kids do, fucking how. That's mad, thiii. I did not know that. Mine's mine mine mine mine mine. Mine, mine. Mine, mine, an asthma? Have asthma, yeah. I did not know that.

Mine's really more or less gone now. And they all hated using their inhalers. So I made them funky covers to jazz them up a bit. I would have loved this as a kid. They went down so well. I started a business making them for other people. I make everything myself by tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. And. tho. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, tho. And, tho, they. And, they. And, they they they they they they they they they they all. And, and they they they they they they they they they they they they they all. And they all. And they all. And they all. And they all. And they all. And, and they all. And, and they they they they they they. And, and they. And, and they. And, and they. And, and they. And, and they. And, and they. And, and they they they they they they they they they they they they they they all. And. And. And they tha. And they all tha. And they they they all they they they they all they they all they all they they all they all they all they all they all. And they website is, W, W, W, W.W.W.O.R. dot com. I was hoping you could do a shout out for me.

Done. Thanks a lot, Will, aka, the Inhaler Taylor. Ah, great title. the Inhaler Taylor. Yeah. Do you know what's going to be difficultvid. What? Is that true? No, but if they did. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They like a new medicine come out.

Oh, asthma doesn't exist anymore. The old Inhaler Taylor. Taylor will kick him out. Absolutely. Oh, the Inhaler tailor, furious. Then he'll start adapting to like weed bongs. Exactly, before you know it, we're being featured. This clip is being played out on a documentary on Netflix about how the Inhaler Taylor became the new... Breaking Bad guy.

What's that guy called? Heisenber. He's a Colombian drug lord? Escobar? Yeah. I'm listening to a really good podcast called Gangster. It's from like a BBC one, thrown. Oh, it's great, isn't it's about Yeah, but they do a different gangster each series.

Oh, do there? Is there more? There's a new one about this guy that was linked to the Brinks Matt robbery and then he opened a time sharing tenor reef. Oh, God. It's great. Some of the interviews are unbelievable. Oh, I'm going to listen the gangster fraternity. I'd be so bad at it and I'd find it incredibly stressful. Do you reckon at 40 you'd start

looking at sort of clips of young gangsters that are doing really well and think you know I just don't want to compete with them anymore? Yes I probably would but they've killed me rather than just take my place on eight out of 10 cats. Yeah true. Yeah true. I don't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th I I don't I don't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the I don't the the the the the that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to toeeeeeeeeeean toeeeeeeeeean toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the th cats. Yeah, true. Yeah, true. Yeah, I don't think you'd be a great gangster. It wasn't the life for me. No, no, it would be awful. It'd be really, really rubbish. The stress of all the things. I'd prefer to be an Italian-based, an American-Italian gangster than a one in Salford. That? I've had a nightmare. Wait there. What? Can you hear me? Yeah?

What's happened? Yeah, cool. My headphone went. You need to get new headphones, Josh. I need to get a new phone. I need to the party, but I've caught up on every episode. Many a laugh out loud has been had, so thank you for keeping me sane whilst raising two under two. This is from Becker in Tyne mouth. Tinmouth. Tyneth. Tyneth. Tyn-moth. Tyneth, sorry. Tyneth-moth, sorry. Tyneth. to tho' thii. the-I that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. to. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. toe. to. too. toda. thae. thae. thae., you keep it to yourself, okay? Sorry, sorry. No worries. I was hoping to get a small business shout out for my friend Jen,

who has recently opened Vibs Yoga Bar in Cardiff Bay. After losing her father and then her mother being diagnosed with early onset dementia, Jen discovered the therapeutic benefits of yoga. In January 2023, she opened her dream business, Vibs, which, as well as being a yoga center, also has a cafe serving coffees, juices and healthy treats. She set the business up whilst managing

to care for her two beautiful daughters. I'm very proud to call her my mate and think she deserves a shout out. The website is Vibs Yoga Bar.com. Well done. Good luck with the business. That is incredible thaaaaaaaaaaaaa, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thiiio, thi. I thi. I's, tho, tho, tooom. too, tho, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to to to to to tha, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, tooom. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. tsoo. tsoo. tsoo. tsoo. tsoo. tsoo. tsoo. tsoo'a. tsoo'a. tsoo'a. tsoo. tsoo. tsoo. done, good luck with the business. That is incredible. You like a bit of yoga, don't you, Josh? I need to do more of it. I haven't done it in fucking ages, Rob.

But it is brilliant when you do it. Maybe it's a new thing for when I'm... Oh, shut up, Josh. Why don't you do it? I'm going to say for one of the to-ythawn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that's. I that're 40? See on Friday, Rob. Maybe, I don't know, you're getting old now. Every night's a blessing. So if you make it through the night, Josh, I'll see you on Friday. Okay, otherwise you and John Richardson. Yep. I think he's older than you, John. Yeah, I think he is. Think he is. Think he is. If one one. If one one. If one one. If one one. If one one. If one one. If one one. If one one th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th thi is. thi is. thi is. thi. thi. to to thi. to to to thi. to thi thi thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th in. Oh my God. Oh my God. Bye.