Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP22: Rose Hanson

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

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Savings may vary. Hello you're listening to Parents in Hell with... Oh shit we got another one of these Michael. Leave that in. Leave it in. It's all good. Oh fuck it we don't need one today. No people like them. I wasn't recording as well so you'd have to get that bit off the zoom. Should we start again? Let's carry on welcome. to the the true. to the the. true. we' have to trace that that that that to to that the to to that to to true. to the true. to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the their. the their. the their. the the the the the the the tr. the the the the the the the the the the the the the too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.too bad. We left on Tuesday with you talking about Bobby Castle, where it's called Bobby Tracy. Is there a Bobby Castle? That is a very nice hotel that people staying in Devon. Right, okay. And so what, and I can't remember what we were talking about, I was just discovering where you lived,

which is the most Devon thing I've ever seen. Oh no, you asked me about the the the the the the the the thon thing I've ever seen. Oh no, you asked me about the rock in the pub that I worked there. And that was that crazy days for you, was it, Josh? So I used to do two hours a week separate from each other, one hour on one stuff. I think you told us about this, you put the wood in the... Yeah, so that's where I did the wood shed. And then you might be able be able be able be able be able the that that the but the woman that ran it was called Evelyn. Okay. And so you used to call it the Evelyn's rather than the post office? Yeah, rather than the post office. Okay.

And that she used to sell some fucking goods. You know, sweets in jars? Yes, yeah. Yeah, so you'd get like a condombs. Yeah, so if we needed anything, obviously the post office is now closed down because of cuts. And so now if you live in Hate or Vale, you need a pint of milk. It's a good three mile drive to get a pint of milk. Or a two hour walk to Bovey Tracy. Well, we go to the spa every Sunday night. God. God I love the past. Yeah to get to get to get to get to get to get th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th the th th the th th th their their th their their their their their their their their tho tho tho tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tho tho th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thooooooooooooooo th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. go to the spa every Sunday night. God, I love the past.

Yeah, get all the stuff for the week. So you do your weekly shopping a spa? Yeah, isn't that mental? How big is this spa? Not very big. By the time I got to secondary school, we had graduated to Totnestay in Sprees actually, I think, safe way. No wonder you're so excited to be in London. Mate, when I moved to Manchester, it was insane. I couldn't believe there was... I could walk from my door to a news agent. On pavement. On pavement. So you had...

So now the post office is shut in Haytoward Vale, what shops have you got? None? There's the rock inin which doesn't like locals it's kind of a tourist-based pub and that's it. Why live there? Because it's very picturesque and lovely. Yeah but there's nothing there. But people like that Rob. But what no, people don't like the hubbub. People don't like nothing. People do like nothing.

No, they don't like nothing. They do like nothing. No, they can't like nothing, surely. People do like nothing, Roche. No, I don't, I like something going on, Josh. I know, but I don't think it's for you. No, not that, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, you're, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi. that, that, that, thi. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, know, but I don't think it's for you. No, not that, you know, we're moving a bit more out to the country, but not like that. That's beyond, that's too far. That's straight edge.

So tell me something that you do with your... So for school, Bob. So let me tell you about Sick Form, because I went sick from 20 miles away. 20. That is a three-hour drive through London, 20 miles. Yeah, exactly. How far was it for? So you'd go two-hour walk to Bobby Tracy. Well, no, no, no.

So I'd get the lift from my parents. Right, okay. But normally I wouldn't get the quicker bus went from Drumbridge's Roundabout, which is a roundabout on the A38. So if you Google Drumbridge's Roundabout. Oh my God, what is this? Drumbridges Roundabout, yeah, I'm googling it. So that's the quicker bus. How long's that then is it to your school?

So that would be 40 minutes to Exeter, but also that bus went every two hours. So if you're a th. th. th. th. th. serious trouble. And the bus went at 7.25 a.m. So I'd, it's a 20-minute drive for my parents probably. So we were leaving the house before 7. And then I was standing on the side of a roundabout, hoping that I hadn't missed the bus. Pre-mobile phones again. So if I'd missed the bus. Because when was the next bus bus bus bus bus bus bus bus bus bus. thibus. thibus. thibus. thi bus. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's the. It's the. the. the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. box to phone my parents said miss the bus. Because when was the next bus? 925. This is, it's fucking awful, is that a Bears Grill episode? Bears Grill?

What's he saying? Do you know about grills? Yeah, I never said that wood. God, that is brutal. Yeah, so it's mad to look back on it really. So, if from my house house, I house, I house, I house, I house, to a bus stop and that bust would take me to the O2 arena if I wanted. Well there was a bus that went to the O2, no, to Newton Abbott which was the local town from Haytor Vale but the bus came once a week. Did anyone miss it and wait?

No, but my grand before she passed a driving test, she used to have to get it. And it was that Hathor Vale was like down on the bottom of a hill. And the bus only went to the top of the hill, but she was the only person who was getting it. And she, so she wrote to the local MP to ask him to get him to get the bus to go down to the bottom the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the to to to to to to to to to tooom, to thooma, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the top of the hill but she was the only person who was getting it and she said she wrote the local MP to ask for him to get the bus to go down to the bottom of the hill and he did he managed to, it might not manage and the bus then went down to the bottom of the hill to pick her up. Oh look at the good old days you know a direct line to the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to the the the to to to the to the to to to to the the the to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the Exactly. Jesus Christ. But, yeah, but, um, so there you go. Right, hate or veil. That's, that is a real in-depth look at hate or veil there that, you know, no one a a today, but we all love.

Maybe you should go and live there for a week and we'll do an episode, Rob. Um, you know, okay, so I don't think this is quite an odd place to grow up at all do you know what I mean? Also we'd get about a week off school a year to do to snow because the bus just could never get through it was brilliant. Fair enough yeah that's proper country so this guest after the huge success of Lou appearing to have her say Rose is having her say and I'd say Lou was a 12 round boxing contest I'd say this was more a MMA annihilation from Rose on You. Yeah it was recorded before I nailed her 40th Yeah this was recorded before Josh had nailed her 40th birthday. What was interesting was Lou had a list of things that she sort of semi-disagreed with from

the podcast. Rose just sort of mentioned stuff she didn't like about you. Yeah, and mentions a strong word. It wasn't very like, oh, then this happened and that wasn't quite accurate, which is, the idea was, this was Lou and Rose's right of reply to talk about things that had happened on the show. And I'd say it was a little bit more of just like what's Rose's problems with Josh as opposed to episodes. I've thinks the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of the of the of the of the thean't thean't thean't the of the of thean't thean't the' the the. the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It was the. It was the. It was the. It was the's the's a th. It was th. It's th. It's th. It's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the of the of the of the of the thean's thean's thean's thean thean's thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean theann' thean's thean's the as opposed to episodes. I've got some great photos of your body language as well Josh. I'm going to send these to you now and then we can put these up on the podcast Instagram page so everyone can see how uncomfortable you were. Your body language is like this is the order I send them is he all just how you relaxed during the episode.

Look at your little cold up like a scared cat. Yeah, that's not ideal, is it? But yeah, but he's quite, I found it quite stressful when Lou was doing, um, yeah, that's not great. Was doing me. Oh God, I'm actually dreading this episode going out now. Oh God, here we go.

I've just seen the body language. This is special guest guest, Rose Hanson. I've just got to text the club to say that the car the club because you've mistimed it okay message are you aware that we're recording a podcast now yeah but it's real isn't it this is real stuff oh fuck it I'll get flowed to do it this is a little bit what it's like being married to Josh he's put the mic down and he's texted his agent to booking him a cab. No, not to book it, to say that I'm going to be late to get there, so don't to leave. Don't to leave?

Oh, what? I'm panicking. He can't speak. I think he's a bit nervous about this chat, this chancet. I th he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's is is he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I'm he. I'm not he. I'm not he. I'm not th. I'm not thi. I'm not thi. I'm not he. I'm not thi. I'm not thi. I'm not thi. I'm not the their their their their their their their their he. I'm not he. I'm not he. I'm not he. I'm not he. I's he. I's he. I's to is is is is to is to is to to to to to to to th. I's is th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to book. to to book. to toda. to to to to book. to to to to make sure this car doesn't leave. Since we've been in this room, basically we've been at my house filming some content for the arena shows with Rose and Lou, and now we're all sat together, we're not doing this on Zoom, we're all sat together in my front room and it is your right to reply episode, Rose that Josh did with me. That's. th. told. to to to to to to to to to th. to th. th. the right. th. th. th. th. th. the right, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, basically the, basically the, basically the, basically the, basically the, basically the, basically the, basically the, basically th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat theat the the that recently Lou's episode and I was quite anxious about it yeah and I'd say since you've been in this room Josh hasn't looked you directly in the eye once no he's also sat like he's a little mermaid like his little feet are tucked under him there is a definite I like to take a photo of how he sat I like sitting like that on a sofa it's quite defensive I'm quite fetal I'm spraught out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out the the to th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to the to to. I like sitting like that on a sofa. It's quite defensive. He's going quite fetal. I'm spread out like a fat walrus, like, splayed across a scumfilk dockyard. Right, let's get on with it.

Okay, so I've got a few questions for you Rose at the end about Josh. What did that come from? Just from things I've picked up over the episodes. Right I didn't know that was an option. No well it is it it's all an option and we're all sort of creative. Life's an option. Okay that's bleak. Rob's got quibbles as well. Not quibbles but concerns. If you were picking him up from school I'd pull you to the sign and go can I have to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoes thoes the thoes tho. tho. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the th. th. th. th. th. th. that th. th. th. that th. th. th. th. that's th. th. thin tho. tho. the the the the the the the the tho. the tho. tho. tho. tho.'s not bad. Do you think you should be put up a year? No, not that. That's separate, but we can get to that later. This is Rose's opportunity. I'm going to shut up now. It's your opportunity to basically anything that Josh has spoken about in the podcast that you slightly disagree with or the story that you sloatting. that, that, that, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not th. that, not, not, not, not that, not that, not that, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not. that, not, not. that, not, not, not. that, not, not. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Not, not, not, not, not that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not that's that's that's that's not that's not that, not that's elling or anything you want to get off your chest this is your opportunity to sort of do that Rose. Lou is mainly just stuff she wanted to get off her chest for the last decade. Yeah pretty much it's quite therapeutic it's been great for our relationship she's been all over me since. First and

foremost you've got to stop calling my things knickknacks. Oh it's about me. Oh it's about me. It's about you. Okay, sure. Let's work through this. I like that. Actually, there's been quite a removal of knickknacks actually since having a boy. I'd say actually, your house does make me sound like I live in a charity shop. No, okay, so maybe I've said that for comic effect. However, I'd say there's lots of antique, I don't know if it is antique or looks antique really beautiful. Oh shit. No no but like nice lamps, tables and stuff like that. However there are also lots of little plates, cups and saucers, egg cups dotted around. They're not they're not

anymore. I'd say if anyone walked into your house go what a beautiful house what amazing furniture yes there are a few knickknacks knocking about but I don't the nicknacks the headline however knick knick's a fun word to say.. I say. I say. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm th. Yes. Yes. I'm they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I's. I's. they're. I's. they're they're they're the th. I'm the th. I'm th. they. I'll the th. I're th. I'll the the the the the the the they. I're they. they're theknacks a fun word to say. I know so I think one of my favorite episodes well favorite's a interesting word but is the day when I went to Cornwall and basically Josh Peston seemed to have like just an absolute meltdown over an Cardo order what I would say is that whereas there's things that just happen in a day when you're looking after children like getting their teeth cleaned or getting them dressed, that kind of thing, when you were doing it, it was very much like they were, oh my god, and then I had to get them dressed. Like, well that's just a thing that happens in the day? That's a day. Yeah, but I had to get to get to get to get to get them them them them to get them their their their their their their their to get their their their their their their their their to get their their th th them them thoes thi the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. that's just a thing that happens in the day. That's a day.

Yeah, but I had to get them dressed with Peston in the evening. Yeah, he's looming. Peston looming. Peston loomed over the day. I could tell that he was fucked off with me. Peston? Yeah, Peston. Yeah.

Pestin. there was a real, you know when you're texting and there's a real lack of response. I barely had time to reply. I was doing so much stuff. But there was a real... I'm sorry I wasn't responding to a text. There was a real, you know like you send a text or you send a picture and there's like absolutely tumbleweed and you think he's not happy with me. Always busy. Always busy. Also I got accused of ordering a mirror. A mirror. A mirror. A mirror. A mirror. A mirror. A mirror. A. A. A. A. A. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. there. there. there. there. there. there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was th. I was there. I was there. I was there. I was there. there. there. I was there. there. I was there. I was. I was. I was. I was. mirror to arrive on this day. That wasn't my... You get given a slot? Yeah, the guy texted me was like, this is when it's arriving. And I was like, this is when the mirror is arriving. Yeah.

So that's a quibble. You're saying that essentially what Josh was a moaning about's children I think the accord was it was an unfortunate day that was bad to be fair I did I fucked up on the ocardo did you over order I'd forgot so you ordered it on a day when I was but I checked that with you I said to you yeah but I wasn't listening well that's the problem there is the problem my days never been knocked off a kilter because I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that's that I that I that I that I that I that I that's that's th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th tho tho th th th think... Look, there is the problem. On my days, never been knocked off a kilter because food's been delivered to my house. Yeah, but there's a card. You didn't have to go to the shop.

No, but I didn't need to. That was the key. There was like some mental things that had been put in the freezer and when I... They were in the freezer bag! You put like smoked salmon in the freezer or something like... Why are you freezing smoked salmon? He doesn't, he, you won't understand fish. He won't get it. He doesn't understand fish. Yeah, I don't understand fish. But there was like... I mean to be fair when I saw the picture of I was like oh shit. told me. to be fair when I the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture I the picture the picture the picture I to to the picture the picture the picture to to the picture to the picture the picture to the picture to to the picture to to to to to to to to to to to the picture the picture to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I was. I was three. I was three. I was the. I was three. I was thea. I was three. I was three. I was thea. I was three. I was three few chicken pies because our daughter loves them. Yeah and then you sent me the picture of the table and I thought oh fuck that's not going in but I just suggested why don't you just throw some stuff away in the freezer there's loads of

of old shit in there. Because that's such a big job when you're already behind to go okay let's root through the freezer and see what's old. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is lo lo's th is lo's lo's lo's lo's lo's lo's lo's lo's lo's lo's lo's lo's lo's lose of tho's thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I I I I th. I th. I's th. I's th. tho tho tho tho tho toe toe toe. toe toe toe toe toe toe toe thooooooooooooo tho tho tho okay, let's root through the freezer and see what's old. I do that with the fridge. Yeah, you love, you love that job. I don't, I hate it. I know, I'm joking. Oh yeah. But I'm the one who does it. It's great to see people with you when you're cleaning out the fridge as well.

They're just finished each other. out of the fridge job. I don't mind if I've got time. It's quite a saga with you when you're cleaning out the fridge as well. There's quite a lot of... How's that go down? Oh. There's a couple of things I get constantly ribbed for on the podcast. One is that I can't drive, absolutely fair. It is really annoying. And the second is me like leaving things in the fridge and then saying oh that's gone off. You're doubling down. But I also think there is so many, yes all the pesto's but Josh loves buying olives, piccolilies, those jalapeno things, eating about four of them and then leaving them the whole top of the fridge is just half moldy things of like... the um artichoke hearts I'm never eating them. I mean I didn't I the I the I th I th I th I th I th I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't th I don't th th th th thtop of the fridge is just half moldy things of like... The um, artichoke hearts, I'm never eating them. I mean, I didn't even know they were in there, but I didn't know.

I bet you'd have a vine leave, don't you? Do you know what? I think they're overrated, but they're exactly in my wheelhouse. Before we had kids, if ever a rat up a drain break. He loves the homemade chutney. Absolutely loves a piccolily. Yeah, so many of them. Yeah, that's all right. So yeah, that's what I get slagged off for and it's. Oh, yeah, I'll accept. I think the Cardo is just unfortunate timing. Also I would argue you are telling a story for comedic effect and you wasn't probably as straight... I don't know. I think you were I'm stopping myself. Sometimes you could accuse me of some

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And then I found those yogurt lollies and I opened one the other day and I was like, what the fuck has happened to this? And then I thought, oh, it was in that a cardo order that Josh left on the floor for eight hours. There was nothing I could do. I literally was going from one thing to the other all day. Oh and the rice crispies. So you know there was that massive huge box of rice crispy. Yeah, one KG. We were making rice crispy cakes and I often look at what the weight is for things for like the best cost. And the one kg was the same price as 500 grams so I thought. Why not. Why I I I I I I I I I I to go I to go I to go I to go I th I th I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi. I th. I thi. I thly thi. I was the thi. I literally thly thly thly thly thly thly. I literally thly. I literally thly. I literally thly. I literally the the the the the the the the the the thly. I literally. I thly. I thly. I thly. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I literally the. I literally the. I literally the. I literally the. I literally the. I literally the. I literally the. I the. I the. I the cost and the 1kG was the same price as 500 grams so I thought

why not I also think but I genuinely hadn't really thought about I don't I don't know I'm in your defense on that also I don't think you probably see the biggest and you think well that's the biggest rice crispy's box like that'll be the size of why I consider a big rice christmas box that one KG was biggeries box I've ever seen. Like that will be the size of what I consider a big Rice Krispies box. That 1kG was bigger than I'd ever seen. I've never seen them get that. So I wouldn't presume that that was an option. I don't think if I was in a shop I would never have bought that I would never have. If I was in a shop trainers. I that many Rice Crispy cakes. A pair of Travis Scott Trainers. Back to school signals a fresh start for students.

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sitting in traffic and Ways will send us the sitting in traffic way for some reason. Well what Josh said was he knew that way was going to be longer and he was getting a sick kick out of YouTube. I didn I didn't say that at all that. That's where he gets his kiss. He was gleeful about the thought that we would go the way that I wanted to go and that we would get stuck for like hours. That's incorrect. What I meant was actually it's wrong.

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Or you'd prefer to go to Lou's option because then you're in a win-win because either it's a good restaurant or if it's bad. Lou has never chosen a restaurant in her life. She's not refused to choose because she can't handle the pressure. Exactly. Doesn't want the ball in the center of the pitch. Yeah I don't want I don't want the pressure of choosing the route to be on my shoulders yet when Moses already decided it's the wrong route. Yeah because I'm in a no-win there. Yeah. I don't think I decided that it was the wrong route I just thought are we gonna sit in that traffic again and I hate it. It's the the the the to to the to the the to the to be the the the the to be the to be the the the tr. tr. tr. tra. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be tra. to be the the the tra. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. true. to hate it. He's based on the one time you got caught in traffic in one spot which means you now avoid that spot forever. Well no, I mean that one time was like a bit of a weird fuked situation. I mean I can't believe we're getting really, really

bogged down by the traffic issues on the Hackney Road. Personally I'm that loving it. The more detail the better for me. It's that bit the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tr. tro. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. the the the the tr. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the the the tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. the tr. the better for me. It's that bit at the end of Victoria Park Road where it joins Cambridge Heath Road if you want detail. No full details okay. What's your problem with the way Rose drinks coffee? I haven't got a problem with the way Rose drinks coffee have I? Yeah you said you said that she sort of indulges in it and just sort of sits there drinking and rather just getting it down a neck and crack it on you said. That is absolutely fair. I have one coffee a day and I want to sit and enjoy it. Yeah. And Josh gets to go upstairs and get changed for the second time in the day or go to the toilet for about 20 minutes. I put on shorts to go down and make a cup of tea in the morning morning. And the the the the the to the the the tooes. And to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. I that I'm that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is to that is to that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is. I is th. I is. I is th. I is. I is th. I is th. I is to th. I is to th. I th. I th. I toy. I toy. I toyn. I toye. I toye. I te. I toda. I today. I ttoday is ttoday is ttoday. I to to to to to to to to to that is to the. I that is tea in the morning. Am I not allowed to then get changed into normal clothes? So what's your issue with a clothes, Rosie? Josh will often just get up and

put on shorts and... Because I've got to go make the tea! You make that sound like I'm like, get up, make me tea. What's the reason that you stay in bed? Tell's the reason you stay in bed? Tell Rob, what's the reason? Because the cat is asleep on my back. I mean, that cat would be picked up, thrown out the front door. I go, all right then, I'll get rid of the cat. It's genuinely my favorite part of the day. Well, the cat's sleeping on my back and it's really relaxing. Oh, I'd hate that. It's so nice. You said he goes down in like a shorts and tea shirt, and he's downstairs, you go downstairs

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No, you're just jealous because's not the reason. Oh dear, I'm enjoyed this. Yeah, what's the next one? Oh I just thought of one then. No notes, that's the worrying thing. Do you know what? I mean this does show me not in a great light either is that I I now can't I have. Oh no wait I have I wrote them down in my actual notes what do they say? Yeah even I even as the Rob Beckett relationship I still th the th. th. th is th. th is th is th is th is th is the th. I th is th is th. I th is th is th is the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I that the the the. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I just just just the. I just just the. I the. I just just the. I just tho. I the. I just the Rob Beckett relationship, I still write down notes the podcast. Oh, I'm not that loose. I don't normally do podcasts, so. Oh no, that wasn't a criticism, but I'm saying, even I can't remember. I forget what's happened.

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you need to call the school and this could be because Ways is clocking up its minutes so I thi you need to call the school and this could be... I'm driving. Yeah that's fine but this could be like because Ways is clocking up its minutes so I every single time I've had to call the school to say we're going to be late we then arrive and you go oh we're three minutes early so like every time. What was the damage though? Well I'm on Rose's side dear where if they're they're going to be late late the the the the the the the the theylough to be late to be late. to be late. to be late. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the the the they. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. So. So. So. So. the. So. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. late. You don't need to call it early when you're definitely not going to be late. If it's drop him off at 9 and it's 1 minute past 9, ring them up and go, sorry we're sitting in traffic, but calling it early and it's fine if you call it early and you're

doing it, but Rose basically has to go We don't need to do the same. My view is it's better to get the phone call done when we're sat stationary in traffic, then that's in the bag rather than when we're rushing at the other end anyway. Yeah, but I'm saying that's fine if you want to do it. I can't legally. You can't. I can't work out how to get my phone to log up. Okay, well how about next time Rose just presses a button on the car for you to speak to him. I think there's also an element that Josh knows I'm really bad. I'm trying to train you to be good at phone calls. Yeah well that's it I don't need you to train me. I'm really bad at making phone. I hate terrible to make. I the the that. I that. I that. I that. I the that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I the that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I hate that. I that. I hate that. I hate tha. I hate tha. I hate th. I hate th. I hate tha. I hate th. I hate try. I hate th. I hate th. I hate th. I hate th. I hate th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I'm. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I try. I try. I try. I try. I try. I that when he does that there's an element of like go on then Make the phone call. No, that's training her. I'm training her. I'm training. I'm training. That's not like making official phone calls I'd say. Lou doesn't either. Yeah, so Rose would say should we just email them?

That's not. Yeah, just how's that the option? Or if like Rose does want a phone say, say someone was coming around, say someone had gone to the shop to get some beers. Yeah. And we wanted some crisps, we hadn't asked them. Yeah. But Rose didn't want to call them. Yeah. She'd go, well, we'll text them. It's exactly the same. And you go, it's not. It's time sensitive. You've just got to pick that phone up and go. Yeah. How has this happened? No, no, no, they're two separate things.

These are two separate things. But that's something that winds up with Lou. That she never rings anyone. because they've got that if the phone rings they can answer it. However, making someone do a phone call about being late when you're definitely not even going to be late. Do you know what? I'll take that. I'm never going to do that again. Oh, okay, all right. This has gone well for you, Rose. That was easy. But it shows the other things are things the things I stand by. And I imagine. Also, I imagine the tha tha tha th. I'll not th. I'll not be the th. I'll not be th. I'll not be th. I'll not be th. I'll not be th. I'll not be move th. I'll not th. I'll not be move th. I'll not be move to th. I'll not be move to that that. I'll not be move that. I'll not be move that. I'll not be move that. I'll not be move that. I'll not be move that. I'll not be move. I'll not that. I'll not that. I'll not that. I'll not that. I'll not that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. I'll not th. th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll try. I'll not try. I'll not try. I'll not try. I'll not try. I'll not try. I'll not try. I'll not try. I'll not try. I'll try. I'll try be a small victory for you. Exactly, win win win. Teach your lesson, train her. I'm trying to train her. To be good at phone calls. I know, that was bad.

That was crazy. To be good at phone calls. What would you train Josh to do? Oh, just like remember things and not leave things everywhere and I am bad at that I don't know what I can do about that. You just pay attention more. I haven't had my wallet in about two months. We went to, we spent, we had quite a flappy Sunday morning getting children to gymnastics and there was a real classic I'm going to go and get dressed during that bit. I was saying shorts and a t-t-shirt yeah exactly And it was one degree. What am I going to do? Why are you putting on shorts and a tea show when it's one degree? Because I'm going downstairs to make a cup of tea.

I can't... I love the way you're blaming it on my tea. Do you know what he needs? Some David Gandy lounge work. No, because I don't want to, since doing the pod car. I'm doing gymnastics! No, but you're watching it, you're lounging. He has really got into the track suit bottom since doing the podcast. I went out to gymnastics, I didn't come back to 6 p.m. I was a lot of gymnastics, isn't it? Well, no, we went to a friend's house. You watched other children as well. all that kind of stuff together and it was quite stressful and then we get to

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Yeah. You're like, well, I'll go there, do the gymnastics, get back, go to the gig and all that stuff. But now, because you do seem a bit calmer now. Yeah, but I'm both really organized. Yeah, I was about to say you are very organized. It's really organized. You're really organized. Like you're very... All my letters are in folders and stuff. Really? Yeah, he's much better at that kind of... Before I went out with Josh, I would not open bank statements or letters.

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If Lou rung me and said, what have you done that's annoying me in the house? I'd think of like 15 other things, and she'll say, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she's, and she's, and she'll, and she'll, and she'll, and she'll, and she'll, and she'll, and things and she'll say there's seven cupboards open. But I don't see them open, they've just gone. Because that does my head in as well. Like, we're both quite similar in our level of like, you can put up with so much untidiness and then one of us, we can tell. No, you definitely, there's like an occasional time when you're like, we just need to tidy this area this they'll be like you'll never directly say yeah that you are right it's more like I'm about 25% of those freakouts freakouts. Oh it's a freak out is it is yeah and what's

difficult about that is when the other one goes over the top yeah the person who hasn't gone over the top has got no warning but suddenly... You're all being messy? Yeah, suddenly you're in the wrong. Yeah, Lou's just decided it's tidy time. Yeah, and you're like, what now? I'm like... Yeah, she'll go, why all these bags here?

I thought we were just leaving bags in the corner. But I do think there is a tendency, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, be something on like the shelf in the hallway and then it's almost like it just disappears and then it just will stay there there's like some things that go places that you just don't even ever notice or the worst one is the washing that absolutely does my head in what's that you know we're talking about how we we've kind of fallen into these like I I do the washing, you do the bins, God wards.

I mean, how's that happened. Yeah, yeah. I'll do the washing and then I'll put my washing away and Josh will just leave his clean washing in a basket. Not intentionally. It's a time thing. Oh, but it's so low down on your list of priorities, but it just means that we constantly have. Because...

But it is so annoying. It's like, why am I bothering to do it? Like it just sits there in a basket. You still washed? Yeah, but just have some respect for the washing that's been done and put it away. Respect the washing. Respect the effort of me putting in the washing machine. It's just a really difficult thing to get done. And what episode was that in? Right. I think we're coming to the end of our time, aren't we? No.

No, we've got a bit longer, haven't we? How long have we done, Michael? 33 minutes? I think, I the thing is, is you're not like... A bad person. You don't really like exaggerate on things. There's not much... Can I just say on the washing thing? Oh God. I'm never sitting having a cup of tea and watching homes under the hammer rather than

doing the washing. It's because I'm going through one of those periods where I feel I'm the hammer rather than doing the washing. It's because I'm, when the washing doesn't go, it's because I'm going through one of those periods where I feel like I'm just shuttle cocking between things. I'd say that's fair, wouldn't you? Yeah, sometimes? I don't know, I think that also comes down to, it's a bit like... The mad thing is, I quite like it because you can just put on a podcast and put the washing

away. It's actually, it's not a task I have a problem with. I'd much... So you say Rose is lucky that you've left it to her to do. No, I've never left it to her to do. No, I think I did use to put your washing away. Why thin' the wasing away. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Well, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why th. th. th. th thi. thi. thi, why, why, why thi, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why??? th th thi. thi, why th thi, why th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, thi. the, the, they. thi. they. they. they. thi. they. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they. thi I think a good bit of a training won't sort. Yeah, I could train you to put your washing away. When did I turn into a wife

winging at somebody to put their pants away? The pandemic really brought us to this point. Yeah. Cove or die. But I think you're... I don't have like a long list of inaccuracies. I've got one thing, yeah, was the, I thought I'd love to hear your side of it, was when Josh came home and realized there was an email in the outbox for the Science Museum trip and he woke you up at 1 a.m. to tell you that he hadn't sent the email. Yeah so that is a little bit what it's like the is like the the the it's is like is like the the the the the the the th. It's like, th. It's like, th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, to to to to to to to to to to they. I. I. I's. I. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. th. th. the the th. the th. I'm. the the th. I'm. I'm. th. th. t t t t t t t t t to. to. to. to. th. the the the that he hadn't sent the email. Yeah, so that is a little bit what it's like being married to you.

That was just unfortunate. Well he always puts it in the outbox. Sorry, sorry that was bad. I wish. Oh, fuck sake. I'm trying to train you to make you better at phone calls. Oh my God, that's weird. I'm flushed down by it. Oh, it's that, it's... Train. Help you get better. It would have been such a better choice of words. Yeah, just like trying to build your confidence. That's a bit patronizerrain you. Josh does this thing where when he comes back in the middle of the night, maybe you don't do it as much as you used to, but you will talk to me like I'm awake and it's one in the

morning and I'm fast asleep. And you came in and there was not even a like a weird Pavlovian dog thing where on the last leg Fridays I will normally wake up maybe like 30 seconds before the car pulls up at the house. Like a cat like sitting outside waiting for his owner to get off the train or something. Like he be hearing being sick walking to the front door drinks. I get us to do a circuit beeping the horn first, I come back around. But you do talk to me like I'm awake,

and I was fast asleep, and you just came in and you went, the email hasn't sent the email about the science trip. And I was like, oh, all right, hello. And then I was like, OK, well, maybe they'll be space thinking there's not going to be space, but we'll try in the morning. The thing is, you'd already told me that that email was in the outbox. Had I? Yeah. Why?

Because I'd asked you, because to be fair to Josh, he's very good at doing admin. Josh loves to set up a? I didn't say the outbox. You know you did even know the outbox existed. I swear you said oh I sent it but it's not hasn't sent because I remember being pissed off at you thinking you knew that that that hadn't sent why didn't you just check it? No once previously a different school email had got stuck in the out box box box box swear it was from outbox. So you do know how outbox exists? Is that it is... Is it... Yeah.

No, I honestly, I... Honestly, I didn't. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know the outbox. I didn't know. the box existed. Yeah, then he's just so sorry I did know. When was the last time you used the email outbox?

Well, you don't, but you know it's there. It's normally there if it's a big file or it goes there when you haven't got a signal. Yeah, I found one of the, there was the email. There was also a file I tried to send to Michael's Michael, the, that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, was, was, was, was, was, was, was the email. It, was the email. It, was the email. It, was the email. It, was the email, was the the the the tho, was they. It's, was they. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, was tho, was only only only only only. It was a different school email. There's something going on between my email and the school's email. Yeah, okay, well, let's forget about that. I don't care about that. I'm not your IT team, yeah. But should I tell you I tunaught off and on again? But what are you getting by waking Rose up at that point?

Because I hate unresolved things. that I worry about. Right, okay. Yeah, you wouldn't have been able to go to sleep with that and your head. A problem shared in this case is a problem doubled. Yeah, exactly. Anxiety breeds anxiety. Yeah. But there were, yeah, we couldn't get her on the trip. And then I had moved and canceled quite a minutes to get her to the school and obviously she was like completely paralyzed by indecision but then we went to the school she got on the trip so I could have done the things that I

was had canceled did he make you ring up and cancel it all little bit of training a little bit of training no little bit of training, no I sent a text. Training is not paying off. Double sessions next week. Oh God, what a theme that that is running through the podcast. The training. The training. Josh likes everything to work smoothly and efficiently in both areas of his life. But then you did afterwards to be fair say to me, oh God I'm really sorry this is kind of what it's like isn't it being with me and I was like. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. I th. I was like. I was like. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the the the the the the the the their. their. to to they. their. to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. did afterwards, to be fair, say to me, oh God, I'm really sorry, this is kind of what it's like, isn't it, being with me? And I was like, yeah, yeah, but that's fine. But it all worked out.

It did work out. Yeah, it did. But what can you do? thing unless every email I said I now check the outbox. For the record, did you know the outboxes? Yeah, before the science museum. I never think about the outbox. No, I was wrong. I'm not. I'm not. I missed parliament. You missed in the parliament. Well, let's wait for the full outcome of the inquiry before we comment. The other thing I always talked to you about, this is what I mentioned at the start start to to to to to to to to th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi thi, I the thi, thi, the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, for the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, theean, theanan, thean, thean, thiaa' thia, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi always talked to you about, right, is about this is what I mentioned at the start. I feel like Josh is potentially a little bit worried about turning 40. There's a lot of stress in his face when I mentioned is 40th. There's also been a lot of chat that he's going to have a complete overhaul of image

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enough on his plate at the moment he's got so much free time. He needs He to spend something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something something to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th th tho. tho. tho. tho. thoo. try. thooo. thooo. thoooo. thooo. their their their their the moment. He's got so much free time. He needs something else to do when he's brushing his teeth, putting his shopping away going on pestin. He really loves to like hypothesize about how something's going to go. So he'll be like, so how do you think, what do you think about that? How do you think that's going to go? Like he'll ask you ask you a lot of times. Yeah? And we'll the he he he he he he he he he he he. And he he. And he' he he' he. He' he he' he. He'll he. He'll he. He'll he. He'll to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask he's to ask to ask he he'll to ask he's he's to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask he'll ask he'll ask he'll ask he'll ask he'll ask he'll ask he'll ask he'll ask he he'll ask he he'll ask you'll ask you'll ask you'll ask you'll ask you'll ask you'll ask you'll ask you'll to ask you'll to ask you'll to ask you'll to ask you'll to ask you'll to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask to ask he. He. He's he. He'll to ask to ask to ask you'll to ask you'll to ask you'll ask you a to ask you a lot. He'll ask you a lot. He'll ask that up. I like it. I don't know if when this will go out but you're going to wear one of your smart outfits on last leg, aren't you? Yeah. You see the reaction? I'm a lot of by this point, yeah. It's a gradual. Evolution or revolution. Do you know what? From an outsider, from an converse and get maybe a nicer trainer or a shoe like sort of semi smart casual the reason we're in the converse today is okay don't have to apologize but go on is because I've got some nicer nikes but I really like them but they've stopped making them so you don't waste them on I don't waste them on something where

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It is a great chain. I love that we've just turned this into a Josh styling session, but perhaps different colors that maybe he hadn't really gone near before. A green. A green. He wore a lovely orange jacket the other day and I was like, oh, you look good in an orange. But it's almost like he's come out of a breakup and he's like, you know, when you've split up with someone and you get your hair cut? Well, I think maybe you were in a bit of a rut of work where you didn't have time to think about it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Put on a blue jacket,

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I just don't feel like a 40th is what I need at the moment. I think that's really good as well because I think old you would have absolutely just pushed through that and done it because you were like, this is what I'm supposed to do when I hit 40 and you wouldn't have stopped to think, is this actually what I need at the moment, is this the right thing to do, what am I going to enjoy? So I have rinched you a bit on this podcast, but I will say that you're becoming a lot more aware of what's good for you. You're training me. . Life's training training training training training you, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tho. that's. that's. that. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I training you. Life's training you baby. Nice training me. I think that's

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guest gaps, then... Right. It was like that time when I got caught in the snow and I had to get the bus and push the buggy and stuff. When I was texting texting texting texting texting the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thirty to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the. the the time. time. the the time. the time. time. the time. time. the time. to to time. to to to time. to to to time. toing Josh, in the back of my mind was, this is the podcast. This, me texting, I know that I am now content. You are content. You are content. Oh God. Do you know what's worrying though? It's not going to be long until our children are going to be sat where you're sat telling us off for saying things.

Oh God. That could be problematic. Still the listener amounts will be through the roof. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's all content isn't it? Content. Well, thank you for doing it. Thank you. It's been amazing. Thanks for coming on. Cheers. And we'll see you in a couple of months. Oh wait, hold up. Do you not do those final questions? Oh, if you want? to do thi? the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the What? It feels like we've covered those kind of things. Oh yeah, to be fair, you've probably covered them. No, you've said nothing positive. What's the nice thing that just does? I did think about this this morning and I think you are, and actually I think I already said it, so maybe this is a our children, but you do play dates,

you're really organized with that kind of stuff, whereas I'm fine that quite nerve-wracking that kind of stuff, so you're really good at kind of putting yourself out there and... I'll send a text. You'd answer a phone call in a heartbeat. Oh, I love it. I love ringing people. But I'll text to mom I don't really know to organize a playday. That is a bit weird, mate. He's in his short 7am making a tea. I make a good tea, you know?

Fancy a playday, babe? Anyone need training? Anyone need training? Anyone need training? Anyone need training? But being a stand-up, we have gone through so much social humiliation learning to do stand-up that someone ignoring my text that's a school parent I could not give a shit about. I did a corporate gig last night. And it didn't get a laugh.

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Yeah, exactly. I think he showed, I thought it was a, it showed a healthy relationship with both parties having respect for the other. Yes, it feels a bit like how I imagine two politicians would analyze their appearance on Good Morning Britain. Yeah, exactly. You know, pretty good back and forth? Suzanne is a good woman, good journalist. Respect, respect the work there. Yeah, and if anything, you know, it's a great sign for our democracy that we can do these kind of things. Yes, you wouldn't get that in other regimes. You would not get that, yeah.

Let's not name them. Let's not piss off regimes. But I mean I think it's good and I enjoyed when Lou did it more. It's always less stressful when you're on the other side of it. Yeah, definitely. And yours was face to face which I made it different because it was when we were filming something around our house. Due to the success, I think we'll lose back on next really, isn't it? Yeah, we're going to get Lou back on. Like the success of this we mean, we'll get them both back on. So Loo's up next. We'll get them on intermittently to complain about what we've said in the podcast.

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