Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP25: The Low Performance Podcast

Episode Date: April 4, 2023

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha th hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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You say Rob Beckett. Hi, Becky. And Josh Widdickum. Yeah, that will do. That will do. That will do. That will do. The recording quality, it felt a bit like the Blair Witch project to me. Well, Lou does this to me all the time. She's on a dog walk on a windy day, leaves me a three-minute voice note

and I'm like, all I can hear is wind. Who was that, Josh, saying that's all do? When someone leaves a voice note that's over a minute I see you fucking kidding me Just see it and you're like content I'd package that up Yeah, how the fuck can we get Michael in to edit this down please That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. I'll forward all my what's apps on to someone and they just give me like a briefing like a Prime Minister. There's a really funny meme going around.

This comedian sent an embarrassing tweet. Yeah, highlights. Hi, lads. It's all kicking off there. Yeah. This is two and a half year old Leo attempting your names. He's probs sick of hearing them as I was late to the party so Parenting Hill is playing every car journey. God they win. I'll tell you about my car journey playing list in a second Rob. Thanks for all the lulls, love you both. From Lauren and Leo, Manchester. That'll do.

I'd say a little bit of feedback. Try and be a bit more positive to your child. I'd say, wouldn't you? That'll do, Leo. That'll do. Leo's going to be a young. the young. the young. the young. to be a young. to be a young. to be a young. to be a young. to be a young. to be a young. to be a young. to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a little. to be a little, Lone. to be a to be a little, L' to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. tod. toda. toda. toda. toda. today, today, today, try. today, today, today, today, try. today, today, the today, that'll do Leo. You know, that'll do. That's the thing. Leo's going to be a young achiever because he's trying to please Lauren at all points. Yes, true. Whereas my daughter, who I would say, that's the best thing you've ever done and she's a spoiled brat role. Well, yeah, there's a middle ground, isn't it? But you know what? I'm tell you what I say something about podcast so Josh Whether it is this one or another one, but I do I quite like Do you know what there's something I'm proud for us me you and Michael? We always deliver choose down a Friday You're getting it. You know what's going on. It very much frustrates me when there's certain shows where like it's just not on for a bit

or they just come out at a random point I like the fact that we are We're extend. we're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. th is just just just just just. th is just. I th is. I toy. I toy. I toy. I th th th th th th th th th their show. I their their. I the at a random point. I like the facts that we are... We're extenders. We've had a couple of moments in the early form when it was lockdown and all that where we were a bit scatty. But Tuesday, Friday, we're there. We're not fucking about. We're in your, we're in your, you're in your box. We're in your phone. We're ready to go. And when you discover a new podcast and there's so many episodes I get hard for that Josh I get so hard for that I like this podcast and there's loads of it feed me yeah and there's long journeys love it so yes good to have you on board Leo's mom oh I'd a nightmare on radio too Josh I did a phone a celebs spotted in random places airport addition and the amount of countries cities and airports I mispronounced on the radio was awful. It was like a...

Los Angeles? From Los Angeles Airport? Yes, like that, Chicago, Chicago, airport. Anyway, go on. Howe, Chicago, airport. How are you, Josh? I'll tell you a few things, firstly, off that Lauren thing. Yeah, I wasn't planning to start with this, but I'm... This is why I have you, your free form. Free form. You can shape shift. Yeah,

well exactly. She listens to parenting hell on every car journey, Rob. Yes. Not your daughter. Not your daughter. My daughter has control of it. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I that. I that. I that. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. to. thooo. th. th. tho. th. th. thoo Now, literally, did she know to work it? No, not literally, I've got control of it. When I'm stopped, just to be clear, before anyone complains, um, fuck it, Josh. Like, get off my fucking case, okay? Get off my case. So we have, we have the radio on in the morning, and occasionally she'll just pick out a song that she likes.

Okay. What what, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, thia, th. she'll just pick out a song that she likes. Okay, what radio station you got? Six music we've got on because we're still pretending that we're happening at happening, you know, that poor kid listening to another droll song. Well no, she's absolutely obsessed with early 90s rave Rob. Okay so any rave song that comes on, yeah she absolutely should start dancing in a way that implies she's e'ed up. She knows the dancing. And she's not. She's not allowed just to be very clear. No, she loves a come down. She's at her best on a come down. Monday morning, there might still be some going around a bloodstream from the weekend, but you know. So this is her favourite song at the moment. Play one love by the prodigy. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. She. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that that that that that that that that that weekend but you know yeah so this is her favorite song at the moment play one love by the prodigy edit on your

phone yeah okay I'll do that I'm driving the moment I'm recording this I'm changing the song mate I don't give us shit one love prodigy this is my daughter's favourite song. I think it's a bit like sticky sticky stick stick is it like a race song. Yeah well I wonder, that's what I was thinking. Because she loves sticky sticky stick stick I think Hey Doug has got her into rave. I'll tell you what he's like the entry drug. He is. Oh sorry the entry dug. Oh, there we go. And she loves anything that sounds like that.

Too fat, I listen to talk sport in the morning. So my kids are really into Eddie McCoy's. Yeah. Your kids love Ali McCoy's? Yeah, I should apologize, Rob, also. Oh, what have you done? I've got air. Oh, no.

You are, is absolutely unacceptable. Like, you are, I'd say, my mum, who's nearly 70, would have sorted out the headphone issue quicker than you have. What's, what's wrong with you? What's happening, Josh? So the, the lead in my mic is, is faulty. So you can't put in a normal headphone jack in the mic. Okay, fair enough, because if you could and you haven't bought more headphones then I'm angry but I'll let you off slightly go on. Also, so I've got airpods. Yeah, but obviously I use them in my day to day and every time I come to record, I forget that I've got to get my air of course and they're probably low in charge because you're using them for this and out and about. Right and I've been referring to them

there as plural but I recently two days ago lost an air pod which is so you currently listening you currently recording this with one airpod that's long battery last remaining air pod yes because in the past you've switched between ears to charge to it's really low rent there and Stephen Bartlett wouldn't accept this I I I I I I I I I that that that that that that that that's th? the th. th. I the th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. th. And th. And th. th. th. And th. And out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. the the the th. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And th. the. the. the. the the. the the. the the the. And the th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th between ears to charge to... It's really low rent. Stephen Bartlett wouldn't accept this. I know, exactly Rob. How, Stephen Bartlett is not going to get a celebrity to cry with one airpod in is he? No, exactly. He needs to look in control and calm is he Jake Humphrey. He's getting up at 5 a.m. That Jay Compton is an interesting guy. I don't know you're referring to his

LinkedIn post. I am referring to his LinkedIn post. Well yeah because he does a he does that podcast about high performance he talks about to successful people about what they do to perform at a high level. I feel like on this show we talk to parents about how they parent and we discuss what we do. It's very much the low performance podcast. Yeah, the low, the, ha ha ha ha! But it's just like, I don't know. He just feels like he takes himself very seriously,

Jake Humphrey. There's not a lot of slack in the fun of life of life, slack in the in the fun of life with Jake Humphrey. It's all quite intense. It's not the high laugh podcast is it? That's what I imagine I've never listened to it. For me actually is but in the wrong way. Well when then anyone starts when I get up at 4 a.m. I think yeah, the only people who should be up at 4 a.m. are parents in the first three months and my daughter coming back from a rave. Yeah, of course.

And milkman. Milton, yeah, milk people. And breakfast radio DJs. Milk people. Milk people sounds like a racist term for white people. Here they come. Here they're a little, a couple of fucking milkers around here, full of the Milkeys. Hey, Milky! Oh, I'm absolutely stink at Dairy this lot.

When I came back from Korea, right, there's a big queue for passports and in Heathrow, they have a queue for British and EU and like American and Australian passports, then they have any other, which is sort of like rest of the world. And it was a woman, a white woman walking down the queue, and she, and, and, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like any other, which is sort of like rest of the world. And it was a woman walking, there was a white woman walking down the queue and she kept on saying to anyone that was brown, what passport you got? Oh my God.

Oh my God. And she went, what pass what you got? And she was just like, Asian, British, like, oh my God. I've got British like that. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, and it was just, and it, and it was just, and it was just, and it was just, and it was just, and it was just, and it was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, and it, I was, and it, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, like, I was just, like, I was just, was just, like, I was just, like, I was just, was just he went, oh, I've got British like that. And I went, I said, you can't just ask all the brown people. And then she panicked. What pass what you got? I went, don't do me. Don't do me because you're trying to call it back. You know what you've done. Oh, it's funny. This is quite funny, actually, it links in. The school is doing a cultural day or heritage day where everyone is allowed to wear their own clothes but you have to wear something that represents your heritage. So obviously my kids, as milky as it gets.

Going as pearly king and queen. Absolute milkers, my kids. And we didn't know what to do because like, you know, what, because they're English on my side and then lose English. I'm in a fucking Burberry baseball cat, Rob. Yeah. Polo shirt. Stone Island jacket.

Kahnabee. And but Lou's mum's Welsh, but Lou's granddad was Irish. So we didn't really know what to put them in. So in the end we just we just we just we just we just we just we just we just we just they they they they they they they just they just they just they just they just the they just the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. L. L. L. Loo. L. Loo. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L't really know what to put them in. So in the end, we just got them a blue and white and red bow. So red, like what they were for Jubilee, and then got the free flags and pinned them onto their tops. I pinned on the St. George's Cross. And I was like, I need to get another flag on here quick. Because at the moment, it looks looks, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their their their their, I their their, I their, I...., I.. their. their, I. their, their, their. their. their. their. th. the. the., the., the., the., their., their their their their their their their their their their their the moment it looks, it just looks like she's a little NF kid. Just...

St. George's Cross. And then I put it on, but what I didn't realize was, I put the Irish one on backwards. It looked like she was from Senegal. And there is no Senegalese. There's no Senegalese in my heritage, Josh. I don't know if you're aware of that. You've done the DNA journey, Rob, we're all aware of that. So it's quite funny, but I, but the, the flags kept on coming off. So at 7.30 a.m. this morning, and because the clocks have changed, it was technically 6.30 a.m.

I've, my, I was try to glue the flags onto this safety pin and I just, and my fingers all stuck together. And I just was like, and it was like, but, but, but, but it, but it, but it, but it, but it, but it, the, the, thetry and tell the refs at it, they put their fingers together. Oh yeah, yeah, come on. I was like, this is too stressful in the morning. Did I tell you that Ellis told his next door neighbor who was about six, she was going to one of those days where you dress, where you dress, they were the their their their th... they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is th is there, there, there, there, there, theree, theree, theree, there, that, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is they... And, is t. And, is a to. And, to. And, to me. to me. to me, to, to, to, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come whatever at school. Yeah. And he said, I'll give you a thousand pounds if you go in traditional Welsh dress. And then she turned up at his house with a picture of herself at school in traditional Welsh dress. I was like, 1,000 pounds, please.

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Yeah. So on the low performance podcast, I, uh, this is some low performance for what you're going. this is some low performance for what you're going. So my daughter's first tooth was wobbly. We thought she'd had a tooth come out. She hadn't. She claimed, yeah. So anyway, it was, it basically, I was making dinner, my wife was putting her to bed, and I suddenly heard my daughter screaming like she was being attacked. Okay. And I went upstairs and she basically knocked her tooth, her wobbly tooth and it was at 90 degrees facing her. Oh, inwards. And outwards, outwards. Outwards. Yeah. And her mouth was full of blood. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is at 8 p.m. So we clean up but obviously she's totally freaked out by it.

Is the tooth still just hanging? The tooth just hanging and won't move and we. And it? Yeah? Yeah. th and it? to, th. th. to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeee the thee the the the the the the the freaked out by it. It's the tooth still just hanging? The tooth's just hanging and won't move and we're like, do you want us to, she won't let us go near it. And it's not just us that won't go near it, Rob, it's she won't let her lip tou-touch it. So she's like, she's holding her lip down. She's like, she's holding the lip out, the lip out, the lip out, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's. She's. She's. She's, she's, she's, she's. She's. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's threa. thea. t t t t t thea. toooom. tooomorrow like that. Can you see her like that? Yeah, holding the lip down? Holding the lip out, her bottom lip out. Was it the bottom tooth?

Yeah, so it's that tooth there, the bottom row. She was like that, and she wouldn't let go. And her, she couldn't drink, because she couldn't get any suction. Right. And she had spit, like, she's, the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, out, out, out, out, out, out, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, their, out, their, their. She. She. She's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, out, out, their, out, out,. She was like that for two and a half hours before she passed out for sleep. Oh she's laying there till 10 o'clock holding it. Yeah, oh no, she wouldn't let go. So was it coming out slightly sooner than it should? No she just didn't, because it's her first tooth she had no experience of it, she was terrified it was awful right. So eventually why am passes out, right? Can I just squeeze off and say, why am I laughing at your kid being terrorised? I know. It's so horrible, isn't it? Why am I laughing?

Tell you what, Stephen Bartlett wouldn't be doing this, he'd be getting the tears from me. That's what he'd be doing. How do that make you feel, Josh, being powerless as your child suffered? I'm not telling you Stephen, I'm on to be to be to be a tour to shift I don't need to talk about why I'm sad. Pass me a fucking bottle of hewl and let's talk about my tour date. Why am I sad I've been up at 5 a.m. trying to seize the day mate I've seized it and I don't fucking like it all all right can I give it to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the their their to to to their their to their to to their to their to to their I to to to their I to to to to to to to to to to to to to their I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their I their I their I their I their I their I their I their I their I their I to their I to to to try. I try. I try. I try. I try try try try try to to to toe I toe I told I to to to to to to to got a lip out like that till she passes out. Cool. She wakes up, first thing she does, grabs her lip. Yeah, the tooth's still there. She's like, oh by the way, in the evening we're like, it's just totally natural.

Yeah. And she's like, so normally'm like that's not gonna... She is your daughter, isn't she? And you're like, that's not gonna help. And then she's like, I need to go to a doctor or a dentist. You're like, you don't fucking need to go to an emergency dentist for your tooth coming up, but she doesn't, it's impossible to explain. Of course. In the morning then, she's like, I, that, that, that, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that, it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's, it's. that's. that's. that's. that, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's not. that's not. that's not. that's not. that's not, it's not, it's not, it's impossible. that's impossible. that's impossible. that's impossible. that's impossible. that's not, it's impossible. that's not, it's impossible. that's not, it's not, it's't go to school. I'm like, you've got to go to school mate. We can't be the parents that had you off school because you've got a wobbly tooth.

Also as well, it's hard to explain. Don't worry, they all fall out and new ones grow. Pardon? Yeah. Yeah. What? What? What? Well, the new one is they? So it's our first one? I'll send you a picture now of it holding on. Oh no she's only in reception so I keep thinking she's the same age as my oldest. She's a two years younger isn't she? I was gonna say yeah. So this is it's still holding on at one point. So it was still holding on? So it was still it was still a a the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the th. the th. the th. the the the th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoes. thoes. th. th. Oh, thoes. Oh, thoes. Oh, thoes. Oh, thoes. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoooo. the the the the the or two later. This is what it was still at when she is still in there. Oh, you need to ping that out, don't you? Yeah, but she wouldn't let anyone near it. I'm so you've got the real ones behind it.

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of my friends who's one of the mums don't notice something about her children that will come up later get her inside tell them there's this two situation already as soon as she's seen her friend you can see she's more relaxed. Yeah, okay. I think all is solved. That's good. Perfect. Drop her off. Uh, on the way to the last leg, get a text from Rose.

Oh my God, they've just put a picture on the school Instagram account. It's a, it's red nose day. Everyone was meant to go wearing red Oh no. Oh no. She's got red tooth bleeding. But the whole drama obviously, you know like at the end of the usual suspects when all those kind of things fall into place. Yeah. Of course my friends children were all rowing red. I saw that with my own eyes. But I didn't put anything, I didn't put two and two together. You must have known it was Red Nose Day. You'd do a topical chat show. Yeah, but we can't mention it. Red Nose Day, they're our big rivals, aren't they?

Obviously, we're on at the same time. What the charity? Every penny given to Red Nose Day, Rob, is food out of my own daughter's mouth. She's no, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She'd be quite glad of it. What does Possible sound like for your business? It's having to spend to power your scale with no preset spending limit. Redefine possible with business platinum. That's the powerful backing of American Express. Terms and conditions apply, visit MX.

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Join for just $4.99 a month. Savings may vary. Eligibility and member terms apply. Oh, so you're going. Oh, God, so she's got. No. I'm about to get unrelatable here. Oh love it. Go on what did you do? Do you some sort of big-time showbys shit? Did you ring Lenny Henry? No. Have you got Lenny Henry's number? I haven't got Lenny Henry's. I mean I've don't know if I have. No. So what did? So,

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And drop it off at the school. So you get a courier to pick up up at dress and some red shoes and drop it off at the school. Red back and drop it off at the school. Does that make me a great parent or does it make me a wanker or does it make me both? I don't know. Do you know what? It's the kind of thing they do on the high performance podcast, Rob? Every minute of your day counts. You've got to prioritize.

Well, I don't know actually, because, because, for example, if that was my situation, I'd ring maybe lose mom who lives around the corner and say, yeah, I'm at work, lose trapped with the baby indoors. Can you go around and either sit with the baby or can you, do you mind going around picking up the dress and dropping it off at the school? Because it's, and she'd probably go, yeah, and I wouldn't think anything of it. However, you haven't got. thuuuuuu thu thu thu thu to to to to to to to to to to to to to to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose to lose their to lose their their to lose their their their their their their to lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose lose their their their their their their their their to lose lose lose lose lose, their their their to to to their to lose their to lose to lose their to lose their their toe, tra, tra, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, toea you haven't got that luxury of family and friends so nearby, so you could just solve that problem. There is an argument I could have organized my own courier. However, I know. Yeah, but I've got an account and they can just bill me for it and they just phone it. No, I think that was the right thing to do because they use careers all the time so it's a lot easier for them if you just ring that they can get it done straight away and then they'll just charge you

and take it off your money that month so yeah I think I think I think that I think that was good problem-solving I went into the last leg and I said I'd done that and a lot of people were like took to take the moral high ground. I would argue... It's because you've made them feel bad, that's what happened there, because you've remedied the situation. Was it expensive? I don't know until the end of the month, roll. Well, yeah, I don't know.

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a photo a birthday party with what probably will go down as one of the most awful moments of a life so far. So I don't know how to change that. No, but that's not intentional and these things happen. No, I know they do, but then is what, is there a child psychologist listening to genuinely? Is there anything that I continue to remedy that or is that just something that's going to happen now? or am I overthinking it or will she grow out of it? Because I'm sure

that I'm sure there's lots of people that have got kids where something happened that upset them that keeps reoccurring when they're triggered by it. So I know that she gets a bit stressed and she probably doesn't even know she's doing it but subconsciously is being triggered by that photograph at a birthday party. But if there's a child psychologist listening that sort of understands that and a way to help them with that, please let us know because I'm sure there's lots of parents listening that have got similar situations. Yes. Josh I think we're high performing now. This feels like... I was a high performance Rob. I had a problem with high performance Rob with some high performing I did. Went to a 40th. How's 40th? How's 40? How's how are 40? How's 40? How's 40? How's 40? How's 40? How's 40? How's 40? How's 40? How's 40? How's 40? How's a 40? How's a 40? How's a 40? How's a 40? How's a the the the the they? How's a high? How's a high? How are? How are? How are? How are some? How's a high? How are? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How is? How is? How is? How is? How is? How is? How is? How is it? How is? How is a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theth. How's 40 going by the way? I'm not 40. Yeah, I know, I know,

but the approach God, okay I'll take that as not well. No, it's fine actually I'm looking forward to it. Looking for it, fine. Looking for it, fine. Just, you know, it's fun. I know you're not 40 yet. I'm saying how's it going with it approach? I thirty. I don't don't not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not not not not not not not not not not not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm. I'm not. I'm. I'm not. I'm not. I know. I know. I'm not. I know. I know. I'm not. I know. I'm vaulty yet, I'm saying that, how's it going with it approaching? But I think you might have answered. I don't even think about it. I'm not maulter, yeah? In essentially six days? Why would you ask me? Yeah, so why are you? I'm not, I'm not thirty-nine still. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. Went to a 40th. drinking, well I'm drinking a few weeks now and loving not being hungover, I had five Bex blues. Oh, is that your non-alcoholic go-to because I'm not so, but it's all they had. Right, I'd suggest an Erdinger. Yeah, well, I tell you why I'm never having this again, not that I'm blaming the brand, but I'm just thinking, I woke up Rob with a hangover. No. I've never been so livid in my life. So how do you do... How weak am I? How pathetic am I as a human being? No, yeah, no.

I was I don't have some torical. You're not Stephen Bartlett. But... How weak do you think you are? Do you want to cry about being weak? I had a headache. I had a headache. I had a headache.

Yeah. I felt exhausted and you know like fuzzy. Yeah. And I was really irritable to water rose. All the classic signs that was hung over. And I was like, I haven't got any of the benefit. And I'm fucking hung over. I was like I haven't got any of the benefit and I'm fucking hung over on Sunday. I had a nap. I had a nap! At lunchtime when my son went down I had a nap because

I was so hung over. What time did you get in? Quarter to 12. Right, okay, so not super late. Was this when the clocks went forward as well? Yeah. But I had a good six or seven hours sleep. Right, Okay. So were you were not. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was the the the the the th. Was the the th. Was the th. Was the the th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was the th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the th. I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I th. I? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. So, th. I'm. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. toda. toda. th. th. th. th. th. the th. okay, so were not, was you talking to lots of people? Was it a hubbubby kind of party? I wasn't doing loads of talking. It was quite loud. God, I am 40. But I'm just saying, I think sometimes the hangover is the sort of social battery gets depleted and it makes you feel tired and stuff.

And it must be dehydrating though that,x Blue still is it because you're not drinking water so a lot the problem with the hangover it's not always the alcohol it's being dehydrated so beer for example makes me very dehydrated and feel all groggy and like my sinuses can come up and stuff whereas if I had just like neat alcohol I wouldn't feel I sort of feel hung over a bit, but not as, I think sometimes it's all the sugar. That's why you just drink vodka, isn't it? Straight vodka. Well, I do like a bit of tequila just with ice.

You're all right. If it's a fancy tequila. I do that. Yeah, have you tried that? You mean Brad's a pit. Just a mescal for Rob, please. Just a drum buoy, clean. I just don't say, hold the rocks. No, but I think maybe it's to sugar and they're being dehydrated because you're drinking like... Yeah, so don't even drink non-alcoholic beer now, Rob.

There's nothing left for me. My life is so dry. No pun intended. They do not alcoholic gin. Yeah, but why bother. Just, just have have the their alcohol their alcohol thkholic Do you not alcoholic gin? Yeah, but why bother? Just fuck here now. Just have a fizzy water. If you want a gin, have a gin. Don't have a non-alcoholic gin. Come on.

Have a word with yourself. Why don't you try? So what do you normally drink? If you are drinking, is it beer you normally have? Yeah. It's fine. I like a fizzy water? A vodka, a vodka, a vodka, a vodka, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. to to thi. toeeeea. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo What about lime soda? That's without the vodka. No, but with the vodka, just have a couple and then that'll make you feel a bit...

I can't have a couple, Rob. You met me. This is the problem, Rob. It's taking anything to have five big to realize. I can't just have a couple. I like it too much. That's why I'm stopping. You've met me. Yeah, have a couple of vodka, what's the fucking point? Tell me what you would have done at that party normally then.

Well, I was driving. Yeah, so if you weren't driving. Five points. And that's not too much, though. No, I know, but I knew I had to get up. Yeah. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You've to to to to to to to you. You've you. You've you. You've to you've you. You've you. You've you. You've you. You've you. You've you. You've you. You've you. You've you. You've. You've. You've. You've. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. to to to to to to to to to to get to get to to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to pints. That's not too much though. No, I know, but I knew I had to get up. Yeah, I wouldn't. Well, yeah, I don't know. Say you had, the kids were like, like,

mother-in-law's, you won't pick them up till 6 in the evening. Yeah. What you do? Straight throughed up wasted. You wouldn't drink all right there, would you? You just... No, I drink till 3. Till thrill. Yeah, that is a lot.

That is bad. That is bad. At the speed I drink when I drink as well, Rob. You do drink really quick. You gulp it down. Because I remember when you met and see me and Romish in Birmingham. drunk so much so quickly he was battered yeah all right all right that's not this is now the opposite of the high performance podcast sorry sorry who are you Stephen Bartlett how much how much how much heal are you knocking back how many yours are you knocking back so full of he'll the whole to be

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It's a very interesting book. Yeah, if you're interested in that kind of thing. Right, okay. Cool. Yeah, so what's a play date like? Good. Yes, I was great. Because I just sat there and read a book about round. Well, that's what's good about my daughters and I'm very lucky that they do play together. They, honestly, like, if I, on a Saturday or Sunday, if they're knackered and we're knackered, we'll just say we're standing today and they'll have a little bit of iPads, they'll play games together, we'll do stuff together, and they do play quite well.

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I genuinely, Rob, when I went to this party, yeah. I had my five becks blue and we left and I sent to Rose. The great thing about being sober is I'm really looking forward to getting home and reading my book a real mo. I can't stop saying real mo. Sorry, but I've just got this interesting book. Oh my God. Yeah, well that's good. I'm glad that works out well for you, Joshua. Yeah, so I'm not a positive mindset with that. Sorry. No, it's not the part of the podcast. Not what we're here for. Well I can talk if you if you're feeling a bit too positive I can bring up a couple of things.

Give me some low Perth please. You know your favorite park? A police horse was savaged in there by a dog. Have you seen that? What? Victoria Park? Yeah. There was a dog. A dog trying to eat a horse. A horse. A horse. the horse. the horse. try. try. try. the horse. try. try. try. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the horse. Yeah. Yeah. the horse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the horse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. try. the the try. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the th. the the the th. the th. the the the th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. t. t. try. t. t. try. try. try. try. th. the the the th. th. horrific. Yeah. Also the other... Keep the dog! Keep the fucking dog! You've got hard feet, mate. Right, well, don't victim blame. All right, sorry, yeah. Good point, good point. Sick of all this bloody victim blading in the horses and dog.

But, so you're, we've put up on Instagram a couple of things. Oh no, here we go. No, no, was your positioning, your body language when you were interviewing Rose for the podcast. Yeah, and someone pointed out that I've got a weird foot and it is really weird. Yes, you have got a strange foot actually. It's sort of, there's lots of different angles in there. What's going on with it? It looks a bit like a knee.

Yeah. And also, yeah, a lot of comments about your you know you're turning 40 so you wanted to dress some I'm not I'm not gonna listen to them no no I'm not saying there was a lot of positive there was some positive no I was about sale up no I think there has been so defensive there has been a lot of positive comments but there's what I wanted to bring up is like around 100 comments and sometimes less on posts. But you've had 15,000 likes and 800 comments. Yes, what's going on there then? And there's loads of them. And a lot of people do like the look, Josh, to be fair.

And the only thing, I'd say, the common theme is you look lovely and smart, Josh. The only sort of negative is, like I said, you can't have to complain about it is ten comments but it's there's not much sort of personality in there and it looks a bit like you're going to sort of like six form or school it's sort of like you're you know I don't feel like I'm getting a Josh Whitakam personality no personality you're you're you've added that yourself right someone did which someone said it looks like you'd you'd get robbed if you wore that outfit That that's unfair that's that's victim blame Some said Mormon Some said Mormon right that's just because I'm wearing a jacket

I don't look anything like a Mormon I'm not wearing a Mormon suit Someone trying in trying out his new uniform for his grandparents what does that even mean? I think that you look child? I think that you look child like you're not comfortable. Yes, if you the problem. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. Someone. Someone. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. that's. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. Someone. I. th. Someone. I's. th. Someone. Someone's. th. I's. I's. that's. Someone's. Someone's. Someone's. that's. Someone's. that problem is I do look young, but if you are you on the parenting hell Instagram account? Yeah, someone said why invite criticism, which sort he's quite leading. Yeah, too right. It kicked off on the Instagram account again Rob over. What about? A lot of it kicked off because I don't really read the comments unless the funny ones about you. Thanks mate. A picture up of me and Rose. Yeah, and quite a few people commented that I was punching. And then someone said, I think all these comments that it's punching, you're actually being quite mean to a man that you

don't know. Yeah, I mean, but I would agree with them, wouldn't you? This is unbelievable. So do you think Rose is punching? No, no, I'm not saying that at all? that? thi. thi. that that that that that that that that that that that that thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to thi. to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Is that your suggestion? No, I'm not saying that at all. Are you saying that Rose is lucky to be with a guy like you? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm saying that. So what are you saying? I'd say that we're both in the correct weight class. So you're saying she's punching is sort of level picking. No, I'm saying Rose is a very beautiful woman and that I've got not to offer. And so you're a very handsome man?

No, I'm not saying that. So then why would you describe it like that if she's in the same class as you? So if she's a very beautiful woman, you're a very handsome man. Because beauty isn't skin deep. No. Yeah. I'd say in my defense the picture of me and Rose. I'd say in my defence the picture of me and Rose. I look better than I did five years ago. I looked fucking awful five years ago. What I would say about the picture of your Rose, if you cover up you and you look at Rose, yeah. And then you reveal you're surprised. Yeah. But I think I don't know what was going on with me at that stage.

That was, I think, I honestly, Rob. You look about six. I look like six. I look like I'm kind of straight from the pub. I've not shaven properly. I've got like a weird like chin within a ch- It looks like I've got a goatey but I haven't like like it's I look awful Rob.

Your hand looks weird as well the way you're holding Rose's hand. Yeah, I mean it's just a mess. You're really clinging on to her as I would if I was doing that situation. It's a big premiere a lot of famous people there. I think that's a lovely and I just thought it was nice to see how so many comments. Yeah, good, I'm sure you did. I'd say though, what really stole it was the knickknacks in the background, people that loved all the knickknacks.

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I know I've got, the rules got to be if she outwardly asked me, I've got not. I can't say it because it will feed back to her. But I was like, this is dangerous. so much look they're all quite loud kids aren't they just lots like 30 six how old are they? Eight year olds seven year olds but I tell you what Christians absolutely love Jesus they they I was sat there I was sat there you love they are into this guy yeah they absolutely it's like it's like going to see Liam Gallagher oh it's like me talking about Tarion Rhee it is yeah they just fucking love and I'm like it's quite I quite enjoyed it because it's

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Managing Director, I'm on LinkedIn mate, I'm high performing. A managing director of Nicknack group Hamza Ahmed. Hamza mate, put your hand in your pocket. Yeah, come on mate. I don't think that is Nickknack so. No I don't think it is. Bloody Al, United Biscuits made 867.5 million last year. Oh come on mate, put you around in your pocket. Come in. We've got a Nickknack out but waiting. Absolutely on ice. Rob.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham. Ham, Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham. Ham. Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham, Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. H. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. H. H. t. Ha. Come, t. Come, t. Come, t. Ha. Come, t. Ha. Come, t. Ham. Ha. Come, t. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ha your pocket, tend to a fucking ring. Put you around in your pocket, come in. We've got a knickknack out but waiting. Absolutely on ice. Rob, you know I like knick knacks. Yeah, of course I do. But do you like them nice and spicy or on the wall?

Let's stop doing it. Right, Josh, we do a small business because we got carried away again. There we go, I've got a small business here. The first time I've got a small business is called United Biscuits. Only 860 million. Oh God. You know, where'd you work? United biscuits? Okay. United? Yeah, just left Biscuit Rovers and just needed a new challenge really. It's definitely American is at United Biscuits. Fuskits. Fucking how they brands they've got? Oh we can do an ice gems one as well because there's that picture me which looks like

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It's been a long one. Well, I don't know, see what I guess. It's always a bad day for Michael when you see us approaching the three hour mark. What will you chop it down to? Josh, I'll see you on Friday.