Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP26: Samuel L. Joshson

Episode Date: April 7, 2023

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. Hello, I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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I did it. Well, Sam, that's really good. Can you say Rob Beckett? Well done, that's really good. Can you say Josh Widdickham? My daddy done. Well done, Charlie, that was amazing. Good boy. There we go. I mean, she must work on kids' TV. Yeah. Or a kid's entertainer, or that is... That is April and Charlie from Cardiff.

She doesn't sound Welsh. Why have I brought that up? Charlie, my oh, say Judge, where to come? Robbickett. Good boy. Rob, that is what you wanted? No, that sounded like a racist accent about someone who comes from the West Indies. No, that was my Welsh.

You sounded like you were trying to... Robert Kitt, that's not. Oh that's better? Was it? Josh, I think that sounds Welsh. Why don't we put that little sample on, on our Instagram with what accent's this? No, because it'll end up with you being cancelled, actually, let's leave that. Let's just sort of move on, Josh, maybe. Yeah, okay, yeah, love the podcast. I've been listening since having our little boy in 2021.

It really makes me chuckle the podcast. Here is my 21 month-year-old little boy. She's written it. Oh, she's written it, okay. A little boy. Charlie. Charlie. Lovey. Lovely stuff. How are you Josh? Good, good. You seem busy. You seem a bit. I'm actually all right. Tomorrow is quite busy. What are you doing? If you consider doing blankety-blank and going to the gym busy. I'm doing blanketing blank the day after. Are you? Yeah. Best gig in telling. I love it.

I absolutely love it. Maidstone? So close to my house. Yeah. And that, you know, no offense to shows, but the closer to my house, but the closer to my house, the more likely I'm going to say yes. Yeah. And all you've got to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just write to do to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to write to and you just get to watch Bradley Walsh be funny. Oh I love Bradley Walsh. My mom and dad are coming to watch because they love Bradley Walsh. My mom and dad are.

that they're coming to watch because they love Bradley Walsh. Oh my word. Rob that. I'd love Bradley Walsh to Michael now. Oh my word Robb-Bosh. Rob. Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob me someone who's got Bradley Walsh's phone number, I'd go, Rob Beckett. Great guy, wonderful man. I don't know when you're going to start presenting family fortunes, Rob. But you are, I'm going to say, you are our generations Bradley Walsh. I take that as a huge compliment. Yeah, I mean it. You are Mr. Entertainer. Mr. Entertainer. Mr. Entertainer. And that's why it works, because I am not Mr. Entertainer. That's why I'm coming. What are you? I'm there as well.

Well yeah, I would. I love those shows. Blankety Blank. I love Blank. I love Fountains. Family Fortunes. All those ones. They're classics, aren't they? If you could host one, which would it be be. Do be th be th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. I tho. I tho. Mr. tho. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. the. I love Blank. I love family fortunes. All those ones. They're classic, aren't they? If you could host one, which would it be? Do you know what? I'd love to do family fortunes because, do you know, De Campo does at the moment, don't I don't want to talk him out of a job. But I like doing, like talking to people and doing crowd all that dynamic and sort of slightly take the piss out of them. What about strike it, strike it lucky? No, I think if they brought back strike it lucky. I've got it, Josh, I've got it. Yeah. And you're gonna love it. Oh I know what it is. You bet. Oh yes please. Oh I've been asking to host that for years. Rob if you if you host you bet can I be the you know like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when they'd like like like like like like like like like like like like they'd they'd you know, like when they'd have like Lion or Blair. One of the little nerds that remembers stuff on it, of course. You can come and do all the tube stops in older. The great thing about you, Rob, is we've got such different tastes.

I'd never be jealous of a job you had until you did you bet. Green Park, Bond Street, Oxford Circus. Houston, London Kings Cross. He did it! He did it everyone! Give it up for Josh! Well done Josh! Oh man, I'd love to do celebrity UBET. I'd love to bring back celebrity you bet. I'm the host, you have a panel of experts, normally whoever's in the charts that week, and then... So- Book me as a fucking expert. I want to be an expert on you. You can be an expert on it. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. He. I. He. He. He. I. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. I. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He th. He th. He did. He th. He th. He th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. He the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th the th th th the th did did th th did did th th did th th th did did the th th the the the the the the the the the the host, you have a panel of experts, normally whoever's in the charts that week, and then... So let's on. Book me as a fucking expert.

I want to be an expert on it, you could be an expert. You'd be a great expert. Me, Tessa Sanderson, Lionel Blair. You'd be a great expert because you care about the show and you love it. The-Doh yeah, yeah, that's what you need that's what, that's what, that's what, that's what, that's what, that's what, that's what, that's what, that's what, that's what you that's what you that's what you that's what you that's what you need. You that's what you need. You that's what you that's that's that's that's what you need. You're that's that. You're that. You're that. You're that. You're that. You're that. You're that. You're that. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th the th the expert. th. thet can do pie to like 2,200 decimal places Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be good Joel Dommet, by the way. Joel Dommet can also milk his nipples. Did you know that?

Joel Dommet is the weirdest normal bloke you will ever know. I know he's like the weirdest. He's so much we're weirder than you think that's Joel Dommet. He seems like a normal guy. I imagine he probably does his presenting, goes home, watches a bit tel he goes bed. Now, he's doing weird stuff in the gym, he's milking his nipples, he's got random tauos, he can do nuncheux, he was in an emo band. He got into barefoot running. He's a barefoot running. He's a barefoot running. He's a baken't. I. And he. I I he's to run to run to run to run he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he he's he he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he he's he he's he. He's he he's he he's he's th. He's th. He's th. He's doing thi he's doing thi thi. He's doing theee-he's doing thi. He's doing thi thi thi thi thi thi thi he's doing he's doing he's he I love him. He's a good bloke. Oh he's a great guy. Have a fucking kid, Joel, have a kid so we can get you on. Come on, mate, that's an easy booking! Yeah! We'd love to have you on. Oh. It is nice when you have people on that you don't have to panic, go on Wikipedia just before you talk to him. Yeah, just to make sure nothing

awfuls happen that you don't bring out. That's my research. When I ever say, Josh, do you want to do the intro? That's my Google time. That's when I do my research. Awful when we had Alex Jones on. You're like, she said what about the Sandy Hook? Blime it. No wonder she's doing this, she must be skimmed. She just paid out 500 million. No wonder she's th she's th she's th she's th she's th she's th she's th she's th she's th she's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thia' thia'er she's thia'er she's thioliolfiolfiolfiol-a'er I's thiol-a'a'a'er. toa'er. too-a'er. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. tooffic. tooffia. tooffed. tooffed. tooffed. tooffic. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too'a. too'a. too'er. too'er. too'er. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. tooos. too. She just paid out 500 million. No wonder she's on tele, every day.

Grafting away. Oh dear. Oh, on that, I just got a text for my agent, Rob. Oh yes. I won't say what show it is. You shouldn't be that surprised, really, you're not that busy. She's still got me number. It said, would you, hi Romish, would you, oh sorry, Romash. And that is funny though, people don't know that, but obviously in any job there's a hierarchy

of who people want first. So you'll get offers, but if you scroll down the email enough, sometimes the agent forgets to take it out, it will start off. I wonder if, normally would Lee Evans be interested in? Like, how, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thi, thi, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th is, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, theeeeeeeeeea. And, that's, that's, that is that is that is that is that is that is that is the. And, th Oh, I love it. I just wondered if, normally, would Lee Evans be interested in? Like some mental show. And then go, how about Michael McIntyre? No, Jonathan Ross? Ramesh?

No. No, Kevin Bridges. No. Rob. Yeah, Rob. Yeah, Rob. Yeah, Rob. theyme. to work in the same spherethe pitch document. Greg, which one would it be, Greg? Davis, presumably. It was quite a long time ago.

I don't think you two work in the same sphere, do you? It was a long time ago, I think. Well, he didn't. I tell you that, because he said no. Well, a long time ago, what was he six? where Jack D had turned it down, right? And there was a script and they'd done find replace of the word Jack with the word Josh. Yes, okay. And then halfway through the script, there was a line and it said Samuel Joshson. Oh that's so good. Oh, that's funny. Oh, sorry, what is your agent said? I won't say what show it is, but I've been asked to do... Can I say this? You can say? Yeah? Yeah, strictly. Yeah, strictly. Yeah, to be fair, that this is the time of year when the... Not asked to do it, I think it's like, I think. that's, the time, thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's so. that's that's so. that's so good. that's so. that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. the th. th. th. the th. that's so good. th. that's so good. that's so good. th. that's so. that's so. th. that's so. Can I say this? You can say. I don't know. Yeah, strictly. Yeah.

To be fair, this is the time of year when the strictly- Not asked to do it, I think. It's like, would he be interested? Yeah, I've been asked to do strictly. I think that's fair. You can say that, don't want to go out in week one, Rob. I just don't want to go out in week. If I could guarantee that I'd got to week four,

if I thought I was good, but I'm really bad. It's every weekend there though, just clapping at week, I don't want to have the stairs. That's the other bit I don't want to do. The little wave would you come out at the top. I don't want to have to stand their dancing while everyone else comes out. Do you know what I mean? Well, I hate dancing, right? So, there's a world where if my career goes the way I intend it to, I will never do strictly because I'm not a dancer. I thi I'm not then I'm not then I'm not then I'm not then I'm not then I'm not then I'm not a dancer and I don't enjoy it. I think it's a brilliant show I absolutely love watching the girls. It's superb. If you like dancing, of course

it's your dream show to do, it's amazing. But for me, if you see me on there, I am skinned. The back's against the wall. Taxman's knocking and I'm there smiling and I'm ready to go to town on the Charleston to pay my bills. The reworked you bet didn't really work out. You bet it didn't. Yeah but I think you'd quite like you a bit of a dancer right you like music. I don't think that's how it works. You like music? You like music? Do you know what I do like music, but I don't like... Do you know what I would do? I'd do the Christmas special. Would you? Yeah, because it's not a big commitment. It's like a one-off dance and I'm happy just to be the comedy gut. Because I think if you go on and do one dance and you're the comedy, and I am terrible at dancing, so it will be awful as well. It's not like I'm like depriving, the the the the the the the to to to to depriiiiii. It's not a a thi. It's not a thi. It's not a thi. It's not a thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not a thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not a thi. It's not a thi. It's not a thi. It's not a thi. It's not a thi. It's not a thi. It's not a thi. It's not a thi. It's not a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiii. thii. thii. thi. It's not thi. thi's not thi. It's not thi. ving the UK of this great dance. Rob, shall I reply and say I'll do the Christmas special?

Yeah. Is this the thing where you're talking me into it? No, no, no. So when I'm not so busy, the girls are desperate for me to do strictly, I've said to them, if they'll have me, I'll do the Christmas special. Oh, maybe I'd like to do the Christmas. the Christmas. the their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's th. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the like three months. No. I'm so bad at dancing. I'd hate dancing. Can you imagine this podcast, Rob, if I was mid-strictly? You're busy weeks for you. Your busy day is going to the gym, right? And sitting down and watching Bradley Walsh perform,

and then occasionally writing down Tomato. That's you stressed. After a disaster with the car, because it had no petrol in. to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the with the car because it had no petrol in. Yeah, yeah. I don't think strictly is going to fit into your... Look Josh you can't... The last leg takes up three days a week. You're going to do last leg writing, dance. Last leg writing, dance. Last leg on the tele, next day, live performance all day Saturday. You'll be knackered. We do this on a Monday without talk tele, next day, live performance all day Saturday. You'll be knacking. We do this on a Monday without talking to a course.

And the other thing, Rob, what if the dancer finds me irresistible? Well, that is the danger, isn't it? You get all sweaty and horny before you know it, your life's over. And then you've got to do strictly again to pay off the problem with strictly. It resurrects a career, ruins a marriage. It'll make you feel all sexy, Josh. You've never felt sexy really before, but all of a sudden you'll be that sexy guy doing the Pasadoblo. Oh my God, I'd have to be waxed. Yeah, you're so hairy. Oh no. You're all coarse as well. You're like a sort of, no, you know then like a little terrier dog. because you've got them wiry hairs. My eyebrows are unbelievable Rob. They are so

wiry. They grow by the minute. Honestly I've got serious eyebrow problems. You've got searing. I don't think. Once again I've overstated it. I enjoy the intensity into your descriptions and stuff. It's great. How's his parenting been this week, Rob? let's move on to that. Well, I wanted to talk to you about yesterday as well. I don't know if you want to get onto that. The Plymouth match? The Plymouth match and you wore a cream suit. I wore a Spice Boys.

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Plymouth sold out as 38,000. Do you know, Rob, it was the most attended game in Europe this weekend. And the M5 was a disaster because of it. Yeah. Is that the P such good stuff, wouldn't it? And so... So you got invited to walk out with the ball and the trophy. With the ball. Vernon Kay walked out with a trophy because he's a Bolton fan and I walked up.

It's so much bigger than you and me, Josh. It's hilarious. He's such a big man. He's fucking massive. clothes and you're wearing a cream suit with a green and white striped tie and a flower. I was allowed to bring a plus one down to the tunnel. So I brought my brother and Vernon Kaye brought European Cup winner, Ivan Campo. Is he mates with Ivan Campo then? Yeah, he was. Even Campo was in his box. Yeah. I mean Vernon K his brother must have been pretty pissed off. I can't imagine Ivan Campo was getting the same buzz off being down near the dugouts as

I was. I bet he didn't get his photo taken with the ball. It's a waste of a plus one I think. You need a Bolton fan down there. Yeah. Obviously Campo had played at Wembley. I had that chat with Ivan Campo. I had that chat with the their. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. th. I had th. th. th. thed th. I had thed thed th. thed thed thed the. I had the. the. I had the the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. I was the. I was the. I was thea. I was tou. I was togea. I was tou. tou. tou-auuu. tou-a' tou-a' thea. thea. thea. I was to him, when I met him, I said, oh I saw you once in Barbar, which is a cocktail bar, in Manchester in 2004, you were with Yuri Zorkyev and Dean Holdsworth, who are two other footballers, for people who don't know. And he kind of chuckled and went, oh, that wasn't me, I'm a professional with a wink. Oh, a bit of fun. Great, great bands, with Campo. So yeah, I wore a the tha, I I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I th. tho, I th. tha, I'm than, I too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I was, th. I was, I was, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, too. toooo. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tha, wore a cream suit. You must have looked like a little page boy. Yeah, I did.

I looked and obviously. A page boy is gay uncle's wedding. I'd be honest with you, Rob. Yeah. Very few of the footballers were old enough to understand the reference of my cream suit, obviously. You have to do a lot of explaining about that suit. Yeah. So the actual Plymouth players were looking at you. Did you have to explain to the wha what was going on?

They just thought I'd worn a funny suit, I think. Because it's a funny suit in and of itself. Yeah, in itself it was funny. You look to Josh Whitaker. I've seen. I sped out you've done it. It's the least Josh Winnacom thing I've ever seen. I know. It's so out of character to wear a funny suit. It's so like attention seeking as well in a way.

Not in a horrible way, it's fun. No, no, I know. But it is. Yeah, it's like, it's a bit stunty, isn't it? It was in my head all week and then I pulled the trigger on it on Wednesday. Where did you get it from? My friend Inka, she does the wardrobe on the last leg and I said, could you source me a suit like this? Perfect. Yeah. I didn't expect her to do the flower as well.

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Oh my God. And then open your mouth and just squeeze water into the comes out the other nostril. What? No. Yeah. How does that feel? Horrible.

Why do you open your mouth? In case some goes down the back, Oh my God. It's horrible. The first time I did it, Josh, I was like, this can't be my life. How long have you got to do it for? Well, so I've been doing that all week and I'm reducing my sprays now, but I'm a lot clearer. Faking hell, we are both 200 years old. But it's much better, but my head's still a bit of teau- But like, flying makes it worse. flying for a bit now, but my head is still quite sore and tender and I think he's still doing well Rob. What's that? Oh good stuff, lovely lovely bit of business. It's all good stuff. You're on Saturday Night Takeaway. Well yeah so I'm still

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I don't know, Rob. You've got to watch the Chip and Dale's documentary if just strippers because it is just men stripping. I don't know Rob. I feel like men need an entry level to strip clubs isn't strip clubs. Magic Mary. Well I don't want to go to magic Mary though Rob. I do. Do you? No but I think it's weird isn't it? Because imagine the sight of Magic Mary the load of bloke's going we're... It's a different atmosphere, isn't it? Yeah. It's not right. I just thought about the mechanics of it.

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slagging off. Oh, is this what? Is this what? Um, they're, um, Stacey Solomon, puts a new post up. It'll be on tattle life straight away and everyone they're there by proxy, thi. by proxy really because we're on that. Well yeah because we're not really... What are we under are we under families, gurus, Instagramers, bloggers, influencers or traditional so labs? Don't don't don't look. Don't don't look at. Oh yeah. I'm not gonna. It's basically a place for people to really express their opinions but with a bit of

anonymity. Yeah, because that's what the internet needs, more dark corners for people to shout out. Yeah, so if I was to read, I'll just click on a random one. Don't you look at it, mate. That will bring no good to anyone that reads it. I feel like I'm talking about Indiana Jones thing. Yeah, there's people because we sort of, we're not really social media accounts. I'm not gonna click on us, but I'd love to know which we're under.

I don't know, but I think we come under the sort of parenting people. Wow, so why did you bring this up? Just so that I know it exists, but I don't. Don't go there. But I don't, this is awful. It's not good. Oh my god, yeah. But not just about us, about everything. Yeah, yeah. It's sort of a negative view of everything. I don't know if it's put this in, because he's giving it press, but anyway. God, it's a weird place. Very bleak the internet. Anyway, oh no, what was I talking about what was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's very that's very that's very that's very that's very that's very that's that's that's that's very that's very that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. that's not th. that that that that's not that that's not that's not that's not that's not that What's that? Fucking out, these people are really angry, aren't they? Oh, it's horrible.

It's really horrible. It's not good for anyone. Oh, that's what I talked about. So we got absolutely screwed over by our kids because they're getting quite clever now and they're ganging up on us, Josh. Because they're, because you have your phones can we have iPads? What do you say? And I'd put my phone down. Yeah. Yeah. Because it is just, you can't say you're not allowed on it and then be on it all day. No, exactly. How bad do you feel when you're on your phone with your kids?

I feel awful, but I still do it. But I mean, them a bottle and you're just sat there and you don't just stare at the wall. You're on it like that, but then actually what happens is, they're not as demanding, but you're just hooked. But then you've got to try and come off it to do more things with your actual kids and play with them and do puzzles and stuff like that.that is the new the new plan yeah oh recorder progress you want some recorder progress yeah hit me so for people that just listening my daughter wasn't doing any clubs and then the school encouraged to go to recorder club she was very nervous didn't want to go in the end she did she felt very good about it and theymps full of beans and then she's been going to to their class and theymeau so theyn't they's the they's they's they's they's theyn't their their their their their their their their their their to to tooes tooes and then then then then to be going going going going going to to to to to to to to toldld so someau so to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toldldld some some someau someau someau someau someau someau someau. told someau. their their their their their their their their their their. I I'm their their their. their their their their their tolde. told. their, oh, who's been going to record a club and then they'll put a hand up and then my daughter said, I've been going, do you want me to show you what we've learned and then she played a

song to the class? Oh my word, Rob. So that's good, that's good, that is great. And then she had to play and assembly with the other kids to the other. tooes. tooes. too, too, too, too, too, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, to to the other, and, to to to to to to to to to show, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the other, the other, the other, the other, the other, and, the other, the other, the other, the other, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, too.a. to me. too. to me. to me, to me, to me, to show, to show, to me, to show pulled the trigger on it and said, no, don't send her in, because she got very anxious and upset and didn't want to go. And every part of me wanted to go, don't let my child cry, solve the problem, don't make a go-recorded club. However, the little bit of tears, a short-term pain, long-term gain, she's flying now, full of confidence. We nearly pulled the plug on it, but we were right not to. Yeah. Force your kids to do stuff. That's the moral of the story.

Yeah. If they're crying, just say, stuff up, get on with it. Yeah. No, in a way, though, that is slightly true. You can't be too soft with them. And I think sometimes if your parents were harder with you, not saying, thi, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their..... their... their. their. their. their. their. to. their. to. to. to. too, too, too, too, too, toooomroomorrow, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, their. their. the other way. Yeah. Can't you? So I think it was good to sort of allow them to do things that are scary with your support rather than trying to solve the problem for them. Yeah. It's the way I'm trying to do it anyway. Yes. I think that's a good tip. I'd like your advice on this bit of parenting Rob. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Rose refuses to get his hair cut. Yeah. And it's a difficult one to push through. Yeah. Do I just own it that I've got a son with a man bum?

Well. Or do I, as I'm currently doing, keep making excuses for it whenever I bump into someone while I've got my son with me. Okay, let's talk through the excuses Oh Josh, how's it going? I've not seen for ages This must be you new little boy? Yes, but I don't like his man bun and it's my wife's decision Cool, okay. See you're that on top with it just straight off the bat. Yeah, yeah, straight in the back. Straight down the lens. I don't like this. So what's the plan though? Well, it's not I don't like it.

I've actually got used to it now. Yes. So it's not I don't like it. I'm embarrassed to be that dad. Yeah, but does he like it? Well he doesn't have a view on it, does he? He doesn't have a view, yeah. Yeah, sure, okay. He's not going, this is a bit East London for my taste.

Do you know what? If he lived anywhere else other than Victoria Park, I think it'd be all right? That's the... Yeah, I think there's such like a man, bun works But what's the plan? He's never had a haircut has it? No. And he's what, two nearly? Yeah, he looks like pebbles from the flintstones, really? Pebbles? I don't know that reference. I want too much she'll say so are you styling it or is it all just well it's styled into a man-bum it's never been cut so what kind of man bun like a proper like a footballer one all at the back yeah like yeah it look like

Andy Carroll he looks like Andy Carol well massive let but with a man bum. Yeah, but she wants to keep it. Well, I'd say it doesn't really matter. And if, it depends on how much she loves it to match how much you hate it. Yes, I mean, I just can't push it through. Do you think I should just own it, Rob? I'd argue that brushing's long enough for the bun. Do you not? I think it could just be down.

He's got lovely air. No, because it's all over his eyes. It's all over his eyes. A clip? Oh, I don't know, Rob. I don't know, Rob. I don't know, Rob. Clip. Oh, an Alice band band. An Alice bandan? Yeah, bandana. Get him a bandana. What? Like, Ed Byrne? He used to wear a bandana when he wasn't, you know, during the, the rehearsal bit, well, it's not rehearsal. When you do mock the week, you'd like, the the to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the, the, the, the, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, the, the, get, get, get, get, get, band. Band, get, band, get, band. Band, band, band, get, band, get, get, band, get, get, get, band, get, get, band, get, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the the the the the the the, the, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, the, and, the, the, the Week, you'd like come down at about 2 p.m. to the studio. Because he's got long hair, isn't he?

Why did we used to do that? We just come down to the studio and we'd sit around and they'd just tell you where to go and stand basically, wouldn't they? Yeah, and you'd, uh... I'd googled, Ed Burne's shirt, and the thirn't th's shirt, th..... Shed, th. Shed, th. Shed, th. Shed, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to told. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the studio. the the studio. the studio, the the studio, the the studio, the the studio, the tell the on Mott the Week was almost like a first COVID. It's sort of like Hugh Dennis put one on it just caught on. Manford did it as well. Yeah. It's not spoken enough about the flowery shirt on TV comedians is it? No and you'd go down to the wardrobe bit of Mott the Week and there'd just be flowery shirts everywhere. That was like ground zero. Hugh Dennis would wear a flower shirt under a jacket as well. Yeah and yeah and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the th. the the th. th. the th. the th. the the th. th. th. the Wu Han land. Hugh Dennis would wear a flowery shirt under a jacket as well. Yeah just to

go I am I am a bit of fun Parsons. You get fooled by this double-breasted suit. I like a laugh as much as a next flowery-shirted man. Oh I loved to you Dennis. God yeah it's a real that was a real contagious thing in the mid-norties, wouldn't it? Anyway. And each week, Hugh Dennis would do a thing where he'd voice over a clip like of Prince Charles. Do you remember this? Yeah, I remember that. And it would never make the edit. And he'd then just do the same thing the following week. It was so bizarre. Then you'd come out and he'd get a massive to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their to thier thier thier thier thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi their their tho their tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. their their their thi. thi. their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeeeee. theeeeeeei. theei. theeeeei. thei theei the an thi the impression of a dinosaur. I'd always do an impression. And I never understood what? And I sat there clapping going,

that dinosaur rips it. And I don't know if it's from an old bit he used to do. He used to fucking rip. Yeah, Dara used to go. It was a great line. This is all behind them posh, which is a lovely joke, great joke, and then Hugh Dennis would come out and pretend to a dinosaur. And then he'd do a thing where he goes, it's TV, it's all nonsense and he'd go, this mic doesn't even work and he'd hold a mic away from his mouth and still talk and they could hear it because it was a mic on the lapel. The other joke they used to do is when they used to move all the cameras all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all the cameras all the cameras all the cameras all the cameras all the cameras all the cameras all the cameras all the cameras the cameras the cameras the cameras the cameras the cameras for the cameras the cameras the cameras for the cameras for their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their te. te is te is te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. tb. tbee. tbee. t a shot because they wouldn't want anyone to know we've filmed it. Yeah, lovely.

Lovely. Every week. I loved it. I absolutely loved it. I liked the bit where I sat at the tables and I hated the bit where you had to walk down to the microphone. Oh, that were on it. I'm getting panicking thinking about it.

And it was, it's like things you wouldn't see in small ads. Yeah. And I had one about like a Rolf Harris joke. And I thought, I don't know why, but I thought I've just got to get this in first because someone else is going to do it. It's that good. Yeah. And I, unlike me, I pegged it down, first down, and I said the Rolf Harris joke, and it was met with complete silence. Ha! Shuffle back up the steps. Shuffle back up the steps. Tail between my legs. And what the only time I'd ever been confident going to the mic? Also, it's all like, if you say anything funny anywhere in a pub or a restaurant or whatever wherever you are to go everyone

stop walk five paces forward to a microphone and go it's time and then do the joke it puts so much pressure on each joke I was so bad at that bit I was so bad at that bit I was awful I was so much better at the desk. I can't do any voices so I could never... People were like inhabiting the character so it was just me. You just watch you then just do like a one-man sketch for two minutes that absolutely rips it and you go out and go, things a weather man wouldn't say, oh, a bit cold, isn't it? Oh, God kill me. I'd always try and follow someone who'd done a shit one.

Yes. When someone did a shit one, it was like greyhounds out the traps. Quick, quicky shit. I don't even know if I've got a joke, just standing there will be better at that piece of shit. And they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thine thin thin thin thin' tho tho tho that that that thathing thin' that thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing thathing that that that that that that th th th th th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and that that that that that that that and that and that and that and that and that and that and that and that that that that that that that that that that that that that th'll be better at that piece of shit. And they also as well they're with such long legs. Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis. I was like three strides to me and you. Shuffling on.

Oh my God, yeah. Tell you what, nothing worse. You do a bad one. As you turn around, you see everyone pegging it down to confirm your suspicion. You're getting bundled out of the way like you're getting off the tube. Oh dear. Oh my God, I loved it. Great times. Great times. Oh Jesus Christ. Right. What else happened on what the week? I can't rip. Do write in if you want more of us talking about what it was like on a panel show is what you used to do. Andy Parsons used to eat a chocolate bar after the first round every time. Always ate a chocolate bar, didn't they?

Always had a chocolate bar. Andy Parsons had two drinks. Two drinks? Did you have two drinks? Yeah. Me and you used to have to sit on a cushion because because we were too short. Yeah, that was my version. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the thi. the the the the the the their their their their their their their the first their their their after their after their after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after after their after after after after their after after their after their after the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their the first the first the. the first the first the first thea. the first thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea and talk about the cushion as if I was annoyed every time. Yeah, good stuff. I wonder when the Dinosaur's... I'm gonna text Arra now and say, just talking to Rob, why did Hugh Dennis pretend to be a dinosaur? Was it a reference to a bit he done before? Yeah, I'm gonna Google Hugh Dennis Dinosaur, then we'll do small business shout-outs. Yeah, okay. The beauty of this podcast is, if me and you have to talk for an hour, this is what we're talking about anyway.

Hopefully people like it. I just couldn't believe how much it ripped. Oh, he's actually can see it online. If you can Google Q Dennis walks like a da- It's such a good impression. He does it all the time. It's one from him years ago live. If you go on YouTube. Yeah, what's it? Hang on, let's find this. We got advert for paint. Don't want advert for paint. Honestly, Hugh Dennis walking like a raptor. They say raptor. I didn't know we did different dinosaurs. Yeah, he said legendary raptor impression recorded at the warm-up for the now show. Did he do it on that as well as th as th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. that as well? Yeah, every warm-up, where does it come from? Fuck.

Right, well, I'll let you know. Let you know next week. If you want to know what we're talking about, you can literally, it's on YouTube. He does it at Motte the Weekend, it's on the Week. He does it to do. He's really walking like a dinosaur. Russell Howard stood there talking and then... What is Russell Howard stood up in the wrong bit? Oh look, he's still, Russell Howard stood up in the wrong bit. He'll never have a career.

Yeah. Just doing the aren't. Oh, Russell just pretend to catch him. All right. Good stuff. Anyway, look, he did it in Out Numbed! Oh no way! Oh, this hurts me. Oh, this hurts me. When did he do it in Out Numbed?

Oh, God. Fucking loved Art Numbed. That'll be like, it'll be on set again. So we just sort of playing with kids and they've got dinosaurs. Do you know what? I've got me to leave here. Oh dear, dear. Good mann' to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thathe thathea. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thathea. thathea. thathea. thathea. thathea. thathea. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thea. that that thea. that's that's thea. that's that's that's that's that's thiiia. thea. thia. thia. thi. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh dear, good man you Dennis. Yeah, he is funny. Oh dear, very attractive in real life as well. Very athletic body. Yeah, such long late. He'd run 10K every day wouldn't he? Yeah, very confident. His son was more confident than me and you and we'd just been on the tele.

He got hi Rob Josh. I was like, who's his guy? He must be the boss of the production company. Oh no, he's, he did it his 17 year old son. Anyone said to Acos to you, Dennis' son. Everyone said to him in the Green Room, oh, you're really getting a hang of this show now? It's like, very confident,. That's what you need. Robin shuffling like little rats like me and you. Yeah. I wonder his sons can do the dinosaur. Anyway, I don't know if it's genetic. Right, okay let's do small business

shout out. Okay. Oh Jesus. God that's made me feel sick of excitement. Here we go on. Hi Rob and Josh. I'm sure you get in undated but I'm a little business. Just me I do children's. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. that. Oh. that. that. that. that. that's. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. Oh, that's. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. we go. Go on. Hi Rob and Josh. I'm sure you get in undated but I'm a little business. Just me. I do children's parties, entertain children with games and discos. I also face paint and do pamper parties, craft parties and bear building parties and even do school discos. I'm so lucky I love what I do. My business is called Nikki's Fancy Faces Parties I cover Northamptonshire, Warwickshire and parts of Leicestershire and Buckinghamshire. Thank you and you can find her on Instagram at Nicky's NICKYS Fancy Face Parties Parties PARTY S. There we go. There we go. Hi Robin Josh love the podcast and listen to it weekly.

Although I'm, get this, 28 and I live in Columbia, childless. I'd like to give a small business shout out to my amazing mom who has just opened an independent Thai restaurant on Northcott Road in London. I know North Cot Road. Used to live very near that. It's called Soy Thai. And they serve amazing authentic Thai food at amazing prices with a great kids menu. She opened the restaurant at the fine age of 58 and we are very proud of her. Go and check it out, all the best, Rachel.

Lovely stuff. My kids don't eat tie. They don't eat anything, yeah, they just, my son will eat anything and my daughter's nightmare. I did them a cheese toe. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I don't thi, I thi, I the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the their, their, their their their their their their their their the, I the, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, toy, toy, toy, toy, toy, tai today, today, today, tha, tha, thi, thi, their thi, tha, they just... My son will eat anything and my daughter's nightmare. More picky. I did them a cheats, because they sent us a brevle, didn't they? I did them a cheese toastie, didn't like cheese toas, didn't like cheese toas, Josh. Oh my god. It's insane. Nikki's Fancy faces parties, Josh, isn't on Instagram for some reason. What she said thus thinks thii. Nicky's Fancy Face Parties, Children's Party's Northampton. Get involved. Right, Josh, I'll see you next week.

See you next week. Pleasure. Bye. Bye.