Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP29: The one where Rob has several automobile disasters

Episode Date: April 18, 2023

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Right, Madeline. Can you say Rob Beckett? Good try. And can you say Josh Widdickum? Well done. Camilla and Madeline. Three in May. They're very, I tell you what, they're intimidating names, Camilla.

Camilla and Madeline, I'd say intimidating, wouldn't you? Yeah, well I'd say Camilla, obviously you're heavily associated with one person, aren't you? One of those people actually that goes by one name, isn't she really? Oh, Parker, yeah. Oh, Parker Bowls, yeah. Do you think they call a Cammy? What, like Chris Camara? Yeah.

Camilla and Madeline those girls' names. If I had a job interview or something and they said, right, and you'll be meeting with Camilla and Madeline, I'd be more scared. Yeah, I'd show myself. I'd absolutely myself. Oh God. Hopefully Madeline's a bit nicer than Camilla. But I thi that's because Camilla that's because because because Camila's because because because because because because Camilla that's because because because because because because because Camilla that's because because because that's because that's because that's because that's because that's because that's because that's because the the that's the the that's the that's because Camilla was always, until recently, sort of portrayed

as a sort of bad one after Diana. What do you mean until recently? Someone hasn't read Spare? But they're trying to get you back on Borda now the papers, aren't they? And Megan's the bad one, that's what I'm not picking a team. Oh, you've got no one. No one's team. . I'm not picking that team. That's just a true. Obviously there's Harry Megavurtsy's

William and Charles. No one's just pure team Camilla. I'm team Prince Edward. He doesn't get a lot. He doesn't get a lot. Because if you look at if you look at the for all family like a fry up. Of course. You know the egg and bacon and sausage is sort of Charles Harry and William. That's the, they're the, they're the main players. Camilla's like the beans, like, I don't mind them, but some people want him in a separate part. Everyone at home wants to know what Andrew is, Rob. Andrew, I think he's probably the spam, isn't he, or the black pudding or the, you know, that thing that thing that you sort, , that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that tho, that that that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that, that that, that that that that that tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, they... they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. tho, thooooooooooo, they. thell me how you make it or what you've done with it. It's what blood? That's it about. You don't lose well, fussy with food. Right, yeah.

So we went to Barofina for an anniversary dinner and it's amazing. It's like a tapas place in Soho. Have you been? Yeah. Really? Really? I think I have. Also, now, Josh, now there's a camera, I've got a camera, I don't know whether to look in the camera or just sort of stare off. I've minimized it, Rob, because I can't bear looking at you. I'm just gonna pretend just to wear. Or more to the point myself. Anyway, look, the camera is good at it. the camera, and a thrown, and anyway, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, t.... t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. t. the. the, I delicious, quite rich, it was with a bit of egg and a bit of this bread. But there's tiny little tapas paltons. Lou absolutely loved it, gobbled it down. Then I thought, I liked it tasted a bit like black pudding.

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Love the podcast, listen since the beginning and it kept me chuckling through the two under two madness. Can't wait to see you at the O2 on Friday, lots of love Fran from Where in Hertfordshire. That's always a funny place, the name, isn't it? Well where? Yeah. I don't think they find it funny. They don't find it funny. But we will say it at the O2. We did our first gig Rob. Yes. Our first arena at Manchester. I thin' the relief. It went th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to th. th. th. to th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. their their their their their their their the the the the I went to bed. I could barely concentrate on my book. I couldn't go to sleep. I went asleep at 4 4 a.m. on Friday. I had a nightmare weekend. Absolutely dreadful. Tell me about what you did till 4 a.m. So I went for a drink in the bar after you. So we went back to the hotel, probably left the bar about half 12 and then went up to bed and then was just looking on my phone but I just was so awake if it was like jet lag awake but I have got my adrenaline situations o'clock. I've got my adrenaline situations out of control. I'd told you. I'd told you'd to their try. I was just like, if you'd But I didn't need to. I wasn't laying there tossing and turning going I'm so tight. I was just like, bright, if you said, oh do you want to go for a walk and go and get

breakfast? I'm like, yeah, might as well. Like, I was up for the day. It was an adrenaline sitch really, wasn't it? It was such a big room. Yeah, thank you. to everyone that's the to that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the their their to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their their their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. thr. toooooooooo. I. to to too. to to to their their their their their their their their their th And I was thinking I'm on that stage in four days time. Well, some people thought you probably were from your new look. Special guest, they were on John every night on the Perrin and Hill Tour. Just no, no, it always looks big up from the seats than from the stage. Yeah, it was great. Thank you so much to everyone who came. We had an incredible night. Thank you to Alex Brooker, who was a brilliant guest. And we have a different surprise guest every show, by the way. Yeah. So it was Alex.

Some of it not as under wellme as I was on. Only joking. Only joking. Bit of bands. He absolutely ruined me in front of like 12, th our special guests and he said, why am I special? Yes. And then, what do you say to that? But yeah, it was great, but I think the relief was. We knew the show worked in theaters, because we've done them in the theaters and in little warm-up rooms.

You never know until you do it, but it so we're going to try and put some clips out on the socials at some point, aren't we, right? On the social? Yeah, and we're recording this and I've got a proper camera now. We are, I think we might be the first podcast in history that sold out the O2 and Manchester Arena and then bought a camera. It's very much the opposite of the Stephen Bartlett model. So yeah, we're in Nottingham on Wednesday. Cardiff on Thursday, I don't know about O2 on Friday, and Wembley on Sunday. Yes, like I said, with an arena, there's always normally a few tickets, but there's definitely tickets for Nottingham and Wembley, I think. They're a bit more flexible than returns, I think, the O2 and and different, and different, and different, and different, and different, and different, and different, and different, and different, and different, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, andthink the O2 and different venues so just ring up. How could you ring an arena? We have genuinely just done the most boring 20 seconds of podcasting we've ever done. Let's get back to Camilla. Let's get back

no right let's get back to parenting on the on the. Do you reckon Fergie's like Hallumi where she's not part of the full English anymore is she I know but remember the full English what they know. You know what?. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the full. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. te. te. te. th. th. th. the. the. the th. the full English gets new like sour dough for a bit and you just go back to normal toast. Do you know what I mean? Like, is she the spinach? Yeah. In East London, the spinach is obviously the first thing that goes in square sausage. Like I mean you see her in certain places like up in Scotland. They still love her up in Scotland. Well, the sausage situation in Scotland off the chain. Because they've got about four different sausages but different shapes.

I just say I'm not across this because I'm vegetarian Rob. What's the square sausage which is just sausage but. Square? Yeah. Then they've got like link sausage or something. And they do burnt rolls. I think we spoke about it before. But in Scotland they have rolls are properly burnt but everyone loves to. And if they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I to the. I'm to the. I'm to the. I'm the. I'm not. I'm not. I they're they have rolls that are properly burnt, but everyone loves them. And if you say to a Scottish person, they're burnt, they go, no, they're not.

That's how we are. They call burnt rolls. Yeah, I think so. Google burnt roll Scotland and you'll see him. You must have seen them in like Sangreys and the bakeries up in Edinburgh when you did it. Burnt rolls. Scotland. So there's lawn sausage, which is... Well, that's a burnt roll. No, no, don't upset our Scottish listeners. Sorry.

We've already only done Edinburgh on the tour. Oh, they're called Well-Fired Rolls. That's like on Tinder, a well-worn man. He's 65, three wives. Interesting that you're across the, the, the, um... Oh, I'm really tiredired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tied, tied, tied, tied, I'm really tired the spoiler I've never seen anyone tap out of a bit of bands are quicker I feel great and I don't know why I'm like buzzing I had a terrible weekend as well tell me three it's not terrible weekend no

actually it was quite good so the Saturday night home was bad so we did the gig didn't go sleep till 4 or 5 o'clock. Luckily, I had a 2 PM checkout from Manchester. So I just did nothing all morning and I needed to do nothing. It's been a very stressful busy, busy week. Because Lou's been unwell. So the morning of the Manchester Arena gig, I was supposed to be up and out of the train. to get up at the train train train train train train train train train, train, train, the a the a the the the the to, the the to, to, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, all all all all all all all all all all all all, all all, all all all all, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, all, the, the, the, the morning, all, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, the morning, too, the morning, too, too, too, tooomorrow, too, too, too, too, all, all, all, too up to the train station for the train. So I don't want to be there late. And Lou went well and it was up all night, unwell. So I had to get out with the kids at like 7 a.m.

as I was doing breakfast, still trying to pack my bag, feed the dog and all that. And then it sort of rushed a corporate like an awards, an awards do with Tom Allen actually, we teamed up, double teamed it. I'm not the double-ac man me, I can't work alone. Insane. Our generation's only wise really, aren't they? Between you, Tom Allen and Romash, I was sort of just a used man and Lloyd when I go to the football. Anyway, when to did this gig was the gig was for QuickFit, right? Yeah. Drow, obviously, gave out 15 awards for the best tires.

Tire blue, tire blew out on the way home. 1 a.m. on the M1. Come on now. the motorway. What happens when a tire burst on the motorway? Weird noises, panic, smell of burning. And can you pull in or is your car? Well, that's the big sort of controversy at the moment, Josh, with these smart motorways, where the smart motorways basically used a hard,

there's no hard shoulder, but it wasn't a hard shoulder, you have to sort of drive for a bit, and then pull in. We pulled in. It was on the side of a motorway for about an hour. Then we managed to hitch a lift in a tow truck to Newport Pagnell Services. Which is exciting. It was like a summit from a comedy film, like it was a huge John Candy. Well, there was this family that had broke down on their way back from Liverpool, and they'd organized the, like the pickup person. And so we they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd their their their their their their their their their their their their their told. It was their. told. It was liked. It was liked. It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was liked. It was liked. It was liked. It was liked. It was liked. It was liked. It was liked. It was liked. It was to told. It was told. It was their. It was their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. the. told. told. told. told. to to to told. I was like, to to toe. I was like, toe. I was like, told. It was like, told. It was told.ruck was massive though so I said to the guy can't we jump in for a lift can we bunk in when you'll have to ask these people

because it's their lift so you said please can we can we get in about in your truck and I went are you off the tele tell yes what do you need what do you need tickets follow what Tom Allen as you need what you need? And yes it's me Your answer phone, what do you think? Tom Allen as well? Yeah, me and Tom Allen stood there. Oz, he has got Jake. And yes, it's me and Tom Allen stood on the side of the motorway. And then they let's get in their truck, we got in their trap for a bit. Is he fully suited and booted at this point? Oh, we both are. We've just been to a wedding, stood there, with our bags.

The bloke who was driving us had to stay with his car to wait for the pickup. We got to Newport Pagnell Southbound. So we ended up at Newport Pagnell Services about 2.30 a.m. Then we got picked up by another car, driven back, got stuck on the dark. to the kids obviously at 4 a.m. because I came in and it's sort of near stirring time isn't it? Oh God. So I was loving that. So I had to sit with the kids. So they were up. So they were up. So they were up. to be it. But I was like no no it's bedtime. Yeah, and then I did radio too. I'll take a bit more for a low energy show. So you haven't been to bed before 5 a.m. two nights in a row, but not because you're

hardcore. Because because you had too much adrenaline one night and you were stuck at Newport Pagnell the other night. Yeah, and then last night I came home and I was obviously tired but then when I tried to get into bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed to bed to bed to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to this is seven hours earlier than normal for the last two night. I don't know what to do so I jet lagged myself just going to Manchester. Oh my gosh you've changed your body clock. I know but I feel you know I feel good though but I feel do you know what though I think I was carrying stress about the shows because it was an unknown quantity you know yes you knew the shows. Yeah. Because it was an unknown quantity. You know, we knew the show worked. It was, we put loads that we didn't know.

We've been told also that arenas weren't. It was going to be like underwhelming once you got in an arena compared to the experience of gigging in a theater theater that's the general gist. But I didn't pleasantly surprised. Maybe our theatre gigs have been shit wrong. Maybe you're just an arena comic Josh, you only get in the best taste does me. Who knew? Who knew that those venues were built for me? I think though, going into, we go into the crowd and have a chat with people and stuff. Oh yeah, that's that makes it more into more into my anyway. It was really fun. It was really fun. We're so, honestly, we're just chatting about it. We're just so grateful to everyone that bought ticket and the support and also not just at the gigs, all the support online, whenever we post stuff, everyone's so, you know, we know, we get lovely messages

all the time about people that listen and you know, especially during lockdown and in whatever way it's helped and thoubts. But I don't think you you can understand how much it's helped us being able to do this every week and the stuff that we've both opened up about and being honest about I think is really benefited us. So thank you for allowing us to be able to do this and listen and supporting us. We do appreciate it. The person that DMEMD and said Josh you know you've obviously. I don't know, but yeah, I think we can, I think, yeah, I don't think we need to be diagnosed. I had to do an online test Rob, I couldn't less have ADHD. If anything. Yeah, I don't think you've got ADHD. I think it's an anxiety disorder, isn't it? I think we call it. But thank for that message, much appreciated.

Now I started that- thatto ride a bike this weekend yesterday. How did it go? So I watched a video on YouTube called teach someone to ride a bike in 45 minutes. Someone, surely a child. Teach a child. I know because some people, some adults can't, what's it called? I can't even remember what I think if you're an adult trying to learn a bike. I think you don't want someone running along with their hands under your armpits. I think you go down the park maybe on a winter's day when it's a

bit quieter and you just have a little guy on the grass don't you? Yeah. I don't think you want a bloke. Yeah it does say teach your child to ride in 45 minutes. So because we'd bumped into, not bumped into, we went to the part the friend with her friend their friend with her friend with at the point where she was just nailing it. Right. So that made my daughter go, now is the time. Yeah, seeing his believing Josh. Exactly. But it was difficult because her friend had obviously been doing it for a couple of weeks on and off. So instantly you're trying to communicate to your five-year-old. It's not going to be like that. You're going to have to do some some to do some some some some some some to do some some some some to do some some some to do some some some some some some to do some some some to do some some some to do some some some some some some to do to do some some some to do some to do some to do some to do some hard to do some hard hard to do to do to do to do to do to do some to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do the to do the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their to. to. to communicate to your five-year-old, it's not going to be like

that. You're going to have to do some hard graft here. Right, okay. You know what I mean? I didn't use the word hard graft. You're a bit of a truth parent? No, I think it's better approaching to go you're not just going to be able to ride. What? You're going to get it first time and if you don't your failure? No, not that. That I don't agree with but I'm like, yep, it's difficult but we're going to do it, but I feel like you're not going to do it. But I feel like you're not inspiring me. If you're not inspiring me, if you're going to ride a bike, dad. Now. So, I just want to keep expectations low. Get me going, come on, give me, come and do my management on me. Rose is there as well. So, should we start?

The thing is with my daughter is, if she's good at something, yeah. She fucking loves doing it. So she'll do it loads, like drawing. She's good at drawing and she loves it. And she liked doing her phonics and all that kind of stuff because she can do it. What she doesn't like is that initial period where she's bad at stuff. Yeah, no, the o'clock. Rose herself said this is, this is a real trait of roses. Rose Pointed this out herself so I'm not speaking out of stern here. Rose doesn't like being bad at it. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. th. Rose. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiolioloen like, thi. thi. thi's thioloen like, thioliolioliolioliolioliolioli. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She she she she she she she's, th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. She's thi. thi. She's thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. She's like, turn here. Rose doesn't like being bad or something. She'd rather not do it than do bad here. So what kind of stuff does Rose do and she likes and then what other stuff she'd be like, oh can you do that?

That's not my thing. She likes physical activity. She's good at yoga, she's good at weight lifting and gym stuff. She's good at interior design, she's good at etc etc etc. I'm not going to go through all her good qualities. She she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she's weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight weight. She's. She's. She's. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's good. She's good. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's. She's. She's. She's. She. She. She. She. She's. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's good. She's got. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's th. She's th etc, etc, etc. I'm not going to go through all her good qualities. She's a bit of an athlete and she's got a good eye for colour and detail. Exactly, she likes, yeah, fashion, etc. Right? Sure. She won't play a board game because she doesn't want to play a board game. See, Lou loves board games but, Lou likes board games and love Scrabble but refuses to play me because I beat her and she can't understand how. th. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. th. their. their. to. their. to. their. their. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. She's. She's, th. th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's their. She's their. She's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. She's their. She's their. She's their. She's their. She's th. She's th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's the. But, thi's the. But, thi's thi's the. But thi's thi's the. But thi games and loves Scrabble but refuses to play me because I beat her and she can't understand how. What, you beat Lou at Scrabble? Yeah.

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So, from watching the video? No, she didn't watch the video. No, but obviously no, but the tips you got for them. Watch that see in an hour. Yeah. The tips I got, what are they? Big tip. Hand under the armpits, right on side of thethe body rather than on the handlebars because the handlebars that won't teach them to balance. So don't hold the handlebars.

Don't hold the handbars, hold the child. Hold the child. Right, I was holding the seat. So I did that right. Yeah, well, maybe that's closer to the child's. Yeah, yeah. so they're not learning how that works. I've never known anyone to start from the handles, have you? No, but I've got the tip now, but I'm just, I'm just, I'm just passing it on. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Once I don't spit in your child's face, it will put them off.

Well, do them if they keep failing. Because they need to, it's carrot and stick. hold a child rather than the front yeah let them pedal and let them use like try and get the momentum from them is his lunatic peddling for them no if some children can't get the peddling right don't push them along if they can't get the peddling right okay just yeah sure yeah and I can't remember the other tips but it was fine but it was fine do you know what it's a great source of advice the other tips, but it was fine. Do you know what, it's a great source of advice this show. Yeah, no, exactly. Well, do not watch the video because it gave me confidence to teach it.

Anyway, we were just running up and down the park. It's fucking knackering Rob. Yeah, the back goes. I'm going again to to today and I'm going to wear my shorts and a tie t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie tie thae is thae is thae is the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tie. today and I'm going to have to I'm going to wear my shorts and a t-shirt and some trainers. Yeah, I had to wear gym clothes for it. Yeah, I'm going to have to wear my PE kit because there's no way that I'm... In a pair of jeans converse slapping on the floor. I know that was the word. It was like when you smell like, do you know when it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to remember the last time I did exercise in normal clothes. It's like when you play football in your school uniform.

It was that kind of feeling. And you just sat in history going, oh, what is that? Yeah, go, fucking hell, I stink because I've been running in my clothes. You're levery shoes. Yeah, it was awful. I was absolutely. And you're hunched over. You're running like, you know, Mrs. Over, oh, you probably won't, Mrs. Overall from Acorn Antiques. Like that kind of bent

over. What's that? Acorn Antiques? It's, it was a Victoria Wood and Julie Walter's sketch. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, you're running hunched over. People at home will be loving that reference Rob. But it's really tough on the core. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It's th. It's th it's really tough on the core and on your thighs because you're having to maintain a kind of hunch. Almost like, you know, that thing where you sit up against a wall, that kind of thing. But it was all, I was so glad when we finished. And she was doing it on her own because she got good then. She could do about, her records about 10 seconds with running with my arms kind of floating around her but not touching her. Yeah it's just a confidence thing in it after there's no rush. Yeah but yeah

that's good though for the first attempt I think that's really good. Yeah really good. Yeah that's a fucking nightmare that's an shocker. And then one on the other side is that but but I was quite lucky actually though really that the youngest could still do it. Oh that was the other tip. That was the other tip. There's a kind of sweet spot for teaching them. Right. Which is kind of four or five. And the thing is when they hit six, it gets a bit more difficult because they're a tip. to. to. long. 100% which I thought was an interesting tip.

So if your child's 7 and they haven't learned too late, give it up. Yeah, well I taught my daughter when she was 6.5 probably and 6, 6.5 and then my youngest was 4, 4 and a half. So yeah, she was fine, she picked out really quickly, but it is that confidence thing, but they get it over it th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm, thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I've th quickly, but it is that confidence thing. But they get it over time. It's just hard because it's always miserable weather or cold. So once they learn it, and it's like, oh, it's just we would have killed for some rain, Rob. I was in the fucking blazing heat, running forward and back in my fucking cheeno.

Well, this is the summer, it was awful. It was so hot. You don't like the heat though, do you? No, I'm not. I'm a cold, bloodied animal. I'm a Nordic or whatever I am. I don't know what I am. Talking about cold, in my office, right, I've got like a little, like air conditioning thing that does hot and cold, a lot of glass windows, it gets really hot in here. So I was like, oh, I put the air cair on, but I don't understand temperature where I've got a button and it basically, if I have it on 20 to 20 degrees, right? Yeah. There's a button that can be 20 degrees cold or 20 degrees heat. So I change what mode is. So at the moment it's on like 20 degrees and it's quite chilly in here because it's got the cold logo but if I press it to the hot logo it'll get up but the number won't go up so how can one temperature be? It must be different no there's not two 20 degrees is there's not a warmer or cold one well that's what else is one Celsius centigrade? No it's the temperature which are the. It's not the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the one is is is is c. the the the the the the the the the the the the hot is is. is. I is. I is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is one is c. I is c. I is c. I is c. I is c. I is c. I is c. I is c. I is c. I's the one. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. the. the. the. t. the. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I's. the. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. the. No, the temperature. Which is the difference? It's Celsius. Fahrenheit. Let's not get bogged down by that. At the moment it's got 20

Celsius and it's cold, but if I press a button to the little sunny heat one, it'll get a hot in here but that number won't go up. So how does that work? Well it doesn't Robert, you've bought something something dodgythough no it's not you're not getting different twenty degrees you will it's not it can't be there's not two different twenty degrees one that's warm one that's cold surely well sure I'm you come around here you come around there I'll say you two different twenty degrees you come around here in shorts mate and you'll find out I don't understand how it's happening I don't know how it's happening I th that's not two different 20 degrees. There's not a warm one and a cold one. Well, I'm Googling, having 20 degrees be hot and cold with air cold. Well, don't Google that because there's no, and there's no answer to that surely. Yeah.

Lou listening to this going, this guy beats me a fucking scrabble. God, look, all I know is if I press that button I I'll start getting hot. And the 20-go change. Get yourself a thermometer, right? One of those ones that we used to use in like science. Right, right, here we go. Why is 25 degrees heat hot or the 25 degrees cold mode? So there's a forum about this. Right, okay. Right. Oh, it's one of them cura ones's where you have to like sign in. Can't I just fucking read something that's signing in.

No, I don't want to tell you the things I fucking like. Do you want to know about signing in, Rob? I did a whole bloody quiz to check whether I had ADHD earlier this week. And then at the end, I had to payics to continue. Who's following an air conditioning topic? Fuck it, little physics, weather, temperature, done. So right. Simple answer is, here we go. The heating mode is a higher humidity and cooling has a lower humidity. So Ruby's the moment would read what the temperature is not what it feels like. Humidity humidity plays a huge role in hot or cold. Now it's like how you read temperature from weather websites and apse it says 20 foot well I'm not sure about this this person's spilt weather W E T H E R and I'm no Scrabble King. I think if you can't spell weather I don't

care about your views on temperature. That's interesting it's about humidity yeah well it's like wind chill as well I don't know what fucking have you read wind a red wind burn? Yeah, it's awful. It's horrible. Your face is so red and art and it's just come from the wind. And all you do, all you say, all you say all day is, but it was cloudy. I burn like, Rose makes me put on every day of the year, Rob. She says I should put it on every day of the year Rob makes you put it on she says I should put it on every day of the year Why because you're always

Absorbing sun so it's better for the skin apparently but also I burn like a crisp Anyway you put in suncream on when it snows no no I'm not because I don't do it Rob she tells me to do it But I'm so busy that I barely wash my face in the morning. I have a shower twice a week. I'm th. th. I'm th. th. I'm th. th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. I th. the the the the the the the the tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my face in the morning. I have a shower twice a week at the moment. You don't. No, all right, once. No, I have a shower five days a week. Well done. I don't shower before exercise. No, people who do that are fucking mental. Too much time on their hands. Imagine getting up having a shower and then going to the gym. Are you insane? How much time do people have on their hands? We had a to have to have to have to have to have to have to have. to. to. to. th. th. to. to to. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiolk. thioliolioliolioliolioliolk. I. thi. I'm thiol-Iiol-Iiol-I once. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I once once once once to the gym. Are you insane? How much time do people have on the hands? We had a couple come around to our house yesterday. Sounds like you ate them, carry on. As soon as you said we, the venom in your voice, we had a couple come around the other day. No, our good friends, no kids. Yeah, but you resent them. They're Sunday, they're Sunday. Go and talked me for it. How old are they're they they. they they. they they. they. they they. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. thi. tho. tho. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to th. th. to thi. thi. to to thi. to to to to to too. too. tooooooooooo. toa. toa. toooooo. toooo. too. the. the. the. thetalk me for it. How old are they? Uh, 42 and 35, something like that. They're Sunday. They just, they just got up late, had breakfast.

And then they came to East London just to give me my birthday present, something to do. Oh, well, that's nice. You're lovely. But imagine having the time. Then they were meeting their friends for lunch, and then they were going to buy to buy to buy to buy to buy to buy their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. the. their their they're meeting. They're meeting. They're meeting. They're meeting they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're meeting they're meeting they're meeting they're meeting they're meeting. they're meeting. they're meeting. they're meeting. their their their th. the. the. theat. theat. teat. teat. teat. tea. tea. th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're were going to buy t-shirts. Buy t-shirts? Going to buy t-shirts as a main trip out of the day. I mean... Imagine it, Rob. Imagine it! Imagine it! When was it? So you went out to buy a t-shirt.

I don't even... I don't think I have time to and I see a t-shirt on the side of thing, I'll get that because I will need it at some point. Yeah. Shopping for tee shirts. Where's they're going to go for tee shirts? Soho? Soho? Soho?

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Do you know how busy my life is Rob, right? And this is, I think I reckon I'm the only person who in the same week they played the O2, found the beginnings of moss on their car. I haven't cleaned the car so long. I haven't cleaned the car so long, right? I haven't cleaned the car so long, right? And I've been meaning to for so long that there's now... It's hard to keep a car when you haven't got a drive drive, and it's like taking a bucket down the street. Yeah. No, no, but Rob. Are you not doing it yourself? I go to the guys where you drive through.

It is. And it's brilliant. And it's a great trip. It is. You just sit there and you get washed in the car and it feels all cozy and you're in the car and you're dry and they're spraying you and it's fucking brilliant. Would you know why that's got moss is because they don't wash the car with the windows down? So that has never been cleaned. No, it's only just started that moss. Then wash the car in six months drop. What does Possible sound like for your business? It's having to spend to power your scale with no preset spending limit. Redefine possible with business platinum. That's the powerful backing of American Express.

Terms and Conditions of Live, Amex.C.A. slash business plan. I haven't talking of the talking of cars. You know we've got that electric car? Yeah. All right. Anyway, so Lou drive it around a mate's house. Did I tell you about this the other week? Right. So it was a Friday. It was a Friday. I've been doing, actually, she kept on, the Jim Jeffries interview that's going to be out soon. Anyway she's ringing me, ringing me, I'm like I can't, you know, interviewing someone here.

And anyway, I answered because the car's not working. She just won't turn on it. It's completely dead, completely flat. I'm like well did you charge the car. I went, okay. Anyway, let me come around. So I drove around, went there and nothing was We managed to find a button to get the boot open. There was no electrics on it whatsoever. Plugged it in to our friends, she's at a friend's house. She's been there all day with the kids and now it's like eight, nine o'clock. I'm trying to charge the car. Nothing's flickering.

We mess, ya, they go, we little tracker sometimes of where the car is. Little track has gone, it's in Jersey, apparently. What? What? The little, the AA man in Jersey. What is going on here? What? Anyway, I see it count down, and I'll ring it. I'll read, and it's a four hour delay I was like

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Don't let me in, I've got a boner. So, so, I go, he goes, what's the problem? Right, I went, it had 80% battery, but it's completely dead, not a flicker, nothing works. Then unlock by car unlocks. Oh no. Get in, car starts. Oh my God. So what's the problem? Me, I think. But why has that happened? So basically, I went, I don't know what's going on here.

And he went, let me have a look. So, let me have a look. So, electric cars. I'd say as a sentence. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this. this is. this is. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. th. th. the problem. th. the problem. the problem. the problem. th. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the problem. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. the to. the the the the the the problem. Okay so I'll tune out of this bit. So it was basic, no, so electric cars. I'd say as a sentence, this is interesting if you've got an electric car, is the least exciting way to lead into an anecdote that I've ever heard. If you have got an electric car, you don't want to end up with an erection at your friend's house with the A.A man at 7 a tha. You might want, the side, right, listen to me, a 48-volt battery that runs the engine, okay? It also has a 12-volt battery that runs all the electrics like a traditional car battery. You've probably got a 12-volt battery in your little moss machine, okay? So basically if the electrics aren't working like the door and all that, that means the 12 volts not working, not the other, so you know what the problem is.

So he knew it straight away that it was the 12 volt one, went there, amazingly it was just loose, Josh, the connector. It was the equivalent of a battery being slightly out in the back of your remote control. Right. So he just tightened it. Could you have done that yourself? Like if this happens again. Yes, absolutely. Could have done it myself. And I know for future now. But also, anyone has got an electric car and it's not turning on, this is a Honda E.

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in his van and he drove me back up to pick up my car, then later on we went out for a pub lunch with Lou and the Girls and I went back that way I'd been on that road eight times that day by 2 p.m. on my day off. What on your day off? Good Friday. What a life! Oh something this also if you're listening with kids don't listen now. But you know Easter, Easter Bunny. Yeah, warning. Turn off now, turn off now. Yeah so the east of the bunny. Yeah so the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. I's th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the., Easter Bunny. Yeah, warning, turn off now, turn off now. Yeah, so the Easter Bunny, yeah. My kids think Easter Bunny is like, you know, is a thing that actually comes and brings chocolates. I didn't think they believed, I thought. You didn't, you were like, fucking come on mate. Yeah, I didn't think they were into, I didn't think they believed, I thought. You didn't, you were like, fucking come on mate. Yeah, I didn't think they were into it. I didn't think they believe that. Like, it was, I think they just was like, you know, like different times of the year, you know, there's like a snowman at Christmas. I buy, I buy kids believing come on now. Yeah, borderline, but fair enough. Easter Bunny is insane.

Yeah, Easter Bunny, fuck off. There's no back story. Well, like Santa, there's a Latland, elves, magic, Rudolph, with bunny, it's like, it's not a fucking rabbit. Yeah, what is this? It's barely mentioned, and then it's just a way of, like, so we did an Easter egg hunt, so th so, so, so, so we the the the the the the the the we hadn't done the hunt yet. And then my daughter was like, so last year I did an Easter egg hunt where I drew the different places and they went from one to the other.

Really good stuff. Oh, I'll talk to you about drawing again in a minute Rob if you're interested. Oh, absolutely. Really good stuff. So I drew the things. And then this year she was like, are we going to do another Easter egg hunt. And. th. the th. the th. the the th. th. the to. the to. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the the the the the the the the the the the te. tree. tree. te. te. te. te. te. too. too. too. too. te. too. too. the the tree. the tree. tree. the things and then this year she was like, are we going to do another Easter egg hunt? I was like, yeah, yeah, the Easter Bunny all draw the things and she was like, but you drew them last year. I was like, what? And then she went, you told me? And I was like, when did I fucking tell her? I don't know if she was playing a trick on me. She trying to get it out of me. Anyway, this year she was like, I want the Easter Bunny to do my hunt. So we'll all have

to go upstairs and then mummy and this is her saying it, not me. Bumbo, which is what she calls her grand, Rose's mum. Bumbo. Because Rose calls her mumbo and it just she could only say bumbo when she started to it's one of those things that stuck. What's the rules on this do you refer to her as bumbo or do you just say her name? I call her Sam. So but what about if you say would you say oh Sam's coming to look after you today? No I'd say Bumbo. Right but you call her Sam to come to her face but you to to their to to their to their to their to their to their their to their their their their to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to the. to to to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their is their their their. I their thu. I thu. I thu. I thu. I thu. I thu. I tole. I's toooooo. I's tooo. I's to. I's to. I's to. I's tho. her Bumbo. Hey Bumbo. Yeah, it feels like, oh, my, actually my skin's crawling at that, Rob. Okay, fair enough. But you refer to as Bumbo, Sam to her face. Yeah. A bit like my father-in-law. He's called Amps. But I forget, because sort of forget because they've still got their great-granddad who's called like, great Ampi.

I'm like, I don't know, I can't keep up all these days. This is a good one for emous. What are the weirdest family names that your kids call people? For great, it's normally grandparents of grandparents especially, let us know. So we got Bumbo and Amps and Ampey. Yeah, my grand was called, I called my grand by first name, Gin, Virginia, Gin, Virginia. Ginny, Gin. Anyway, sorry, go on Easter Bunny. Yeah, so we all had to go upstairs while Bumbo and Mummy, as she called them, uh, tidied down stairs. Obviously they're putting out the east. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I their. I their. I their. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.... t. t.. t.. t. t.. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. the the the the the the the out the Easter Bunny. Yeah, obviously I didn't think I didn't I absolutely didn't think they believed. No I didn't either I just didn't think they did. My daughter was like also where's Easter Bunny where they were going oh I'm scared I don't want to go to bed I'm scared.

I like why I went because Easter Bunny's going to come I don't want to come into my room. Can I don't want the bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't want the bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come. to come. to come. to come. I don't to come. the bunny to come. the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny the bunny. the bunny. the bunny. the bunny. the bunny. the bunny. the bunny. the bunny. the bunny. I the bunny. I the bunny. I the bunny. you want yeah whatever yeah I think she'd left him in my boot in an Audi carrier bag actually which is Andy if you don't want her in the room I could tell you a hundred percent the Easter Bunny won't be in your room tonight I could tell you that do not even waste a second of worry on the Easter money creeping around. Yeah. Right. Should we do small business shout out? Oh no, drawing. Oh no, I was going to tell you about drawing. Do you want me to tell you about drawing? Or do you want to tell me on Friday? Why don't you bloody tell you on Friday? With such teasers. We're learning the trade. Tease them them them them them them them them their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to their to their to their to to to to their to their to their to their their their their to their to to do to do. to do. to do. their to do their their their their their their their their. their their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the the. treat. treat. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. tre. theat theat the. the. this is going to be like someone's going to be on Thursday going fucking know I've got to get home because tomorrow night it's the big drawing anecdote is I mean well you know I'll just tell you Rob

that I'm broadening my horizons I'm learning a new skill oh I like this okay drawing anyway I've given it away but all the evidence was there that's the problem also Also, you're learning to draw. Let's save it for fucking Friday, Rob. Alright, okay, so small business shout, here we go, I've got one here. Here we go. Hi, Rob and Josh, I'd love it if you could give a small business shout out for my sister who left the corporate world a few months ago to start a full-time business called Grazy pickle, Grazy-P-Pick-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffe-fe-fe-fe-fe-fe-fe-fe-fffease-ffffease-fffease-fffease-ffease-f-f-fease-fease-fease-so-so-A-Z, E-Y pickle, PICK-L-E. They create the most amazing and Instagramable grazing-style boards and tables including

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They're following you, but not me. Unfollow? Look, let's be honest, Josh. There's people that listen to this because of me, and they put up with both of us. Yeah, but I'd have had Grazy Pickle, the cheese and charcutary grazing boxes down as Whitacum fans. fans th fans th fans th fans th fans, th fans, th fans, th fans, tham fans, tham fans, tham fans, tham, tham, tham, tham, tham, tham, tham, thi, thi, they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. They're thi, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They, th. They, th. They, th. They, thi. They, thi. They, thi. They're thi. They're thi. They're thi. They're thi. They're thi. They're thin, thoed. They're tho thoooo' thoea. They're not thoea. They're not they're not they're they're they're thoomorrow. They're they put up with both of us. Yeah, but I'd have had Grazy Pickle, the cheese and tricoutary grazing box is down as Whitacum fans 100%. Yeah, true, to be fair. Oh dear, anyway, go. Hi, Robert Josh, thanks for all the hours of belly laughs. I'd really appreciate a small business

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