Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP41: Josh loses his phone...

Episode Date: May 30, 2023

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. Hello, I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Michael, you recalled it? Right. Could I, I'll explain what's just happened? Me and Michael shooting the breeze. And, um, are you talking about, um, no, we're just talking about, um, just how busy we've been? Oh, yeah. And actually talking about the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the worst the how busy we've been. And actually talking about how the worst our lives are, the better this show is. Yeah, well I've got good news for you this week, Rob. Well, I've had a busy time and he said that you haven't got a phone at the moment, which I'm sure we'll get on to, but you just popped up in a full suit and tie. tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, to me, tie, to me, tie, the tie, to me, the to me, tie, the to me, to me, the to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, too, the the to me, too, to to to to th. th. th. their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th th that toda, today, today, today, today, today, today, too. too. today,.m. on a Monday morning with your glasses on and soaking wet hair. Yeah, too, right? Can we do the intro to the show? Do you want to explain this

go? Well, I can't because I haven't got a phone. So we'll have to forget it this week. Okay. Okay, well, hello. You're listening to Parenting Hell with Rob and Josh. Now Josh, what can you explain? I'm hot in this suit, right? Why are you wearing a full suit with wet hair? Because Rose is often the school run, it's 9 a.m. As soon as we finish this, I've got to go to the Chelsea Flower Show, Rob. Right, okay. There's a few... I'm not a semantics guy normally, but got to is a strange. Yeah, for the health of my relationship. Right, okay, so Rosic's going to the Chelsea Flower Show.

Yeah, okay, so your hair soaking we're just had a show, you put a suit on. Do you need the tie on now? No, it's for a fact to and because I thought it made you laugh. Good right. Well done. No, it's for a fact to under because I thought it made you laugh. Sorry if I was a couple of minutes late, I was putting my tie on for a gag. I'll be honest with you, it's too hot as well. I'm going to take it off. Yeah, take the tie off. You can take the jacket off as well if you want.

No, no, no. It's going to be a tip over where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, the hair, the hair, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their,'s wet from the shower but it's going to start to get wet again from sweat? I might have to open my window. So you've had a, you look, can I say to talk, you look manic? What do you mean? Your eyes are darting around like a junkie. It's because I don't, I don't feel comfortable, I can see myself in my peripheral vision in a suit. Right, you don't, take it, you take it you you tak. I tak. I tak. I tak. I tak. I tak. I tak. tell to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. tho. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tooooooooo. too. too. too. too. I to to to the jacket off. There you go. That's better, I tell you what, you still feel uncomfortable. Pop your shirt off. Do it topless. Yeah, why not? Skins. And you've got one air pod in because the other's charging, I imagine? No, the other's still lost, isn't it?

Oh, was it last? Yeah. And also you went down to, uh, was it down to Cornwall for the weekend. What should I take you through what the last 24 hours of my life have been like? Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty sure this isn't how, you know, Anton Dubeck deals with the 24 hours before he goes to the Chelsea Flower Show. I was going to say Monty Don, but we've established before you don't know who he is. Oh, no, he's a garden. Ainsley Harriet's sister fell into a pond, didn't she last year? Is that right? You know that? No, because it, yeah. Did you not know there? This? No. It's a pretty rock and roll kind of do actually. It is. Oh, just some of the people I was there with last time, Rob. And guess who I'm going with Rob. the most rock and the different lives haven't we well let's see how my last 24 hours hits you as a stiff-neck talk me through it so we went down to Cornwall for a couple of

days right yeah yeah so we had to do various things in the southwest and then on on Sunday morning we'd got a rental car because obviously it's easier to get the train down and then get a rental car for two days th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to to to th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the th. the the try. the the try. the the try. the the the try. thea. thea. to the to to to to to to to to get the train down and then get a rental car for two days than drive the whole way. It's so much. It's so pleasant on the train Rob. Is it though? But then you've got to get from your house over to the west of the London to get the train. Rob.

And then you get a train and then you get a rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental rental Sounds like a buddy movie. It is a buddy movie. We're buddies. You're buddies. We're buddies. So we're coming back. I've already got this situation where Blur doing their warm-up shows. Yeah, so Cornwall for a couple of days, and then you're getting the train back from Cormall to Eastbourne, correct? Yes, because Blurrah are doing Coler-Inolk, Colchester on Friday which I was heartbroken to miss because we're already doing Cornwall and then Sunday they're doing Eastbourne I don't want to miss this because the following weekend Wolverhampton and Newcast I'm at a wedding so this is my only chance okay I put it in Rob to train line eight

hours 11 minutes lovely relaxing is it is that with stopover as well are you waiting at stations so yeah let's go, change, go to Gatwick, change, go to Eastbourne. Can't you just fly to Nookie? Nukie's on the other side of Cornwall. We went to the south side of Cornwall. If it's still Cormor, yeah, it's about two hours, Rob. Can I say this? Cornwurlain's th. Corn the th. Corn? Corme. Corme. Corme. Corme. Corma. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go go go go go go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go go go go go go go go. to go to go to go to go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go go go go go. to go. to go go go go. to go go go go go go go go go. to go go go go go go go go. to go go. to go go go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to there. I know. How can turn that narrow be so far from... One point is too narrow, for you now it's too, because all the roads are slow. I just stick a big old fat four lane remote away right down the middle of it,

get it pumping, get the autonomy moving, ripped down the heart of it, I hate chest to it. You're not wrong about that, well, you are wrong wrong about that. about that because that well you are wrong about that but some people try to do that really well when I was a kid the eight forward-thinking legends the A38 Rob which goes down through Devon don't Google it I can see you googling I'm googling it right I've brought a cool more my no no that's not what it was no that's not what it was wrong so during the so exit of the motorway stops and then through Devon is just a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. to to to to to th. I. I th. tho. to to to to to go. to go. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the. tho. tho. the. th... so at Exeter, the motorway stops and then through Devon is just an A-Rod, the A-38. That's as good as a motorway, but let's not get into it.

Big old fat tractor. R-FM. R-HR-A-Trundling along. Oh, can't we just stop there. Devon and Lawsett's team like. It's as good as a motorway. It's as good as a motorway. Yeah, it calls it as mate. I've traveled boy. I've been around. I went to Red Roof. I know what it's like down there. It's long. So they renamed the A38 when I was a kid the Devon Expressway because the fact was called the A A A A the A A A A the A the A the A the A the A the A the A th. th. th is called th. th. th is called th. th. thirt is called thirt. thirty is thirty is thirty is tra. A tra. A tra. A tra. A tru. A tre. A tre. I was was was was was was try is is is is is is is trived. It's is is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's is is is is is is th. It's is is is tree is tree is tree. It is tree. It is tree. It is tree. It is tree. It is tree. It is a tree. It is a tree. A tree. A tre. A true. A true. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. tre. A. A. true. true. It's trie. It's trie. It's trie. It's true. It's is t feared that the fact was called the A38 was stopping business coming to Cornwall and Devon. Right because I thought it's not a proper road. People like you, Rob.

Biggots like you. If I'm committing eight hours to travel, I'm leaving the UK. If I'm committing eight hours to travel, I'm leaving the UK. You're leaving the UK if you're committing eight hours to travel. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the th, the the the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, tho, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thereeat, thereeat, thoooooooooo, tooo, thooooooooooo, too, thoooo, tho, tho, the thvel, Rob, I know you. You're leaving the UK if you leave your door. If I'm committed eight hours to travel? I'm skipping, I'm hop in the pond, mate. Whereas I'm going from Penzance to Eastbourne. Yeah, okay. Right. We live very different, right. Lives Rob. We live very different lives. Um, Penzance to Eastbourne. So I get to Penzance station. 15 minutes to the train train train train train train train train train the train train the train the the train the the train the the the train train the the the the the train the the to to to to to to tooom. Rightoom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooombea' tooombea' tooombea' tooombeck. tooombeck. tooombea. toe. to. to. to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm tooome. I'm tooome. I'm toe. I'm toea. I'm toea. I'm toea. I'm toea'ea'ea'ea'ea'ea'ea'ea'e. I'm toe. I'm toe. I'm to Eastbourne. So I get to Penzance Station, 15 minutes to the train. It's where the car drop off is. I lock up the car, go, it's Sunday so there's no one in Europe car, so it's just a dropping keys, dropping a box. At Penzance a Europe car? Penzance Europe car. Yeah, because it's Sunday so it's a drop box. Just drop your keys. Just drop your keys. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their thrucea. thoomkoomk is Sunday. their. their is Sunday. their. their is Sunday. It's their. It's is Sunday. It's is Sunday. It's is Sunday. It's is Sunday. It's is Sunday. It's is Sunday. It's is Sunday. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thrue is Sunday is Sunday is Sunday is Sunday is Sunday. throes. thro. throoo. the truc. the truc. truc. the truc. the truc. the truc. the the the you mean? Sunday, no one's there, you're allowed to work on a Sunday.

What is it, the priest running the rental car? It's Sunday, yeah it is Sunday, but it's also not, 1962. There wasn't Europe car in 1962. There was a Britain car. Yeah, I'm surprised Europe car is still allow there actually after the decisions were made. I know, I'll be honest, Cormel backed it, but anyway, that's neither him or that. Exactly. The point is. The point is. So why do you like, for a, you know, a media elite left-winger, why are you holidaying in the heartland of leave? It's not the heartland of leave. I'm not holidaying in the

Accrington or holidaying in a small town in the red ball. Like money from the EU for farming or something and then they when they voted they're like, but we still get that don't we? And they're like, no. Well, Rob, you don't need to start me on the idiocy of voting leave. Do you know what I mean? Let's not get me started on that hobby. Let's not make this a political broadcast. Let's not make this a political broadcast. I think we can all see how well it's fucking going. Anyway. Right. Not my words, Nigel Farage's word, Brexit didn't work. King Brexit. Anyway, so...

Do I quite like paying two quid extra for a ship pair? Rob, this is what is going to make you delighted with it in your day. Go on, you drop the car. Drop my keys in the drop box. Yep. As I do it, make a joke to rise, went, oh no, there was something in the car. Drop the keys in the drop box. Yeah. As I do it, make a joke to rise, went, oh no, there was something in the car. We all have a laugh. Walk on. Tap my pockets.

Where's my phone? Where's my phone? Ha ha ha! In the car, keys in the train. In the car, it's Sunday. Yeah, it's Sunday, 10 minutes to the train, to Eastbourne. Where's your train to train? Where's your train to? Have you got them?

Well, the first bit of it's on Rose's phone. So we get on the train. I could see it in the car, Rob. Also, it's still in there. And you can't ring them to get it back? No, I haven't got in toucest with them yet. Get on the train with no phone. So what time you're setting off to get to the gig? Uh, 10. 15 in the morning to go out for the night out? Yeah. So, the time time time time time time time time time time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. time. to to to to to to to to th. the to th. th. to to th. to to to to to to to thi. thi. to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the. the the the the. the the the. the the the. the the. the. the. the. the. to to the. the. the. to morning to go out for the night. Yeah. For a night out. So you're leaving Penn Zan's at 1015 AM to go out for a night out. Yeah, okay, cool. Yeah. So I've just got no phone now. I've just got no phone. It's so weird. If you're driven to Cornwall, if you're driven to Cornwall, you would have to save money on train ticket, car rental. You wouldn't have lost your phone and you could have a a nice. I I I I I I I I would have had the nice. I would have had thain. I would have had thain. I would have had thain. I would have had thage. I would have had thian. I would have been thian. I would have been thian. I would have been. I would have to have to have to have to have been thin. I wouldn't have been. I wouldn't have. I wouldn't have had. I wouldn't have had. I wouldn't have had. I wouldn't have had th. I would have had th. I've had th. I've th. I've th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I've th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've just just had th. I've just had to have been just had to have been just had been. I've just had been. I've just had been. I've just had been. I've just had. I've just had. I've just had. I've just had. I've had a nice. I't been a phone. It was actually. Oh you're all Zen now. I, I realize I don't need a phone.

Fuck all. I found some things out about myself. I found some things out about what makes me me. What? Exma? Asma for a fucking thing we've been doing this three years. You must have Xma as well. No I haven't got Xma thank you very much. Are you sure? What do you mean by that? Just thought you'd be a bit of an Xma guy? Fucking out.

I'm not even got a phone. So no I just you know, you know you must think I've probably got things. Yeah. Tip on your shoulder. I'm about Cormal. I get really itchy ass. That might be expert. Might be. Might be. Have a look. I'll show you next time. You can tell me. That's the next board. Do you know, we'll clip it up for Instagram.

People who like that. Anyway. So I've got basically got to to see Blur with no phone. It couldn't be more 995 if I've tried. It was wonderful. Also, everything's on your phone, like all your tickets, communications, everyone like. You can't really exist without a phone in the world now, even if you don't want one. So I had a pen and paper and I had to write down the phone numbers of times I'd write down the pin number for Rose's debit card. Does Rose want to come into the gig pin? No. So in Reading, Rose is going back to London to take over on the kids. Yeah. I have to fly solo no train ticket. I have to get on the train, tell him what's happened, buy a new ticket. With cash. With cash. You've got your card. the the wallet? Because it's on my phone isn't it? So you've got no... So you've got Rose's card, you've got your wife's card and a pen and pay...

You sound on my dad. That's how he goes out. I think what was mad was? Was you really noticed the ticks of when you just automatically reach for your phone? Yeah. Like every time I'd get up to walk to the toilet or something, I'd go to take my phone out to cover the walk in case I got bored on the walk. Oh God, yeah. Yeah. Or any of these things. I think as well, that's a way

to not have to talk to people. Yeah, I realized I used used isn't it? Yeah. Especially if they're around me. And so then, I managed to meet the people, went to watch Blur, had a lovely time, saw Christian and Guru Murphy. Oh, this was weird. What was he doing there on? On base? I don't know, he's just, Alex James is an interest anymore.

So he's there with all the cele. Christian and Guru Murphy, Gloria Haniford later on. You sure you're not like Nicholas Windhursting and Good Night Sweetheart? He just floated three time. I'm sure the fucking watch, straight back to 1995, happily. You know me? What's Christian Guru Murphy wearing and acting like a blur gig? Because I can't imagine me in anything other than a suit looking stern with a politician. Yeah, he was still quite smart. I think he was in a polo shirt. Classic, classic dad. Yeah so something weird happened to me. I was watching the gig. So they play part life and Phil Daniels comes on. Yeah you know oh I'm oh I'm he's in his. That's actually cultural appropriation I'd rather if you didn't. Well I... Would you claim that if he was a Jama a a a a the th. Oh th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I if you didn't... Well, I... Would you have done that if he was a Jamaican man?

So, Phil Daniels comes on, and then they play Sunday, which is a song I'm... He's one of the few blur songs I'm not really fond of, so I think I'm going to go for a piss. Yeah, this is directly after part life. So walk out of the kind of the kind of Gardens to go down to the toilet. And as I walk down the hallway to go to the toilet, Phil Daniels walks in front of me, he's going to the normal public toilet as well. Literally just walk straight off stage. Okay, wow, that's a piece.

. That's exciting. It's quite weird. Well I'm following him down and I go, I don't know what, I say it all right Phil because I think I'm going to get a selfie and then I realize I haven't got a fucking phone. Oh, too cull, I'm the soureth of the blurging. And then he walks into the toilet, right? He igno-anded. He's looking for his kid. I can't. I can't. th. th. th. th. th. th. And he's. th. th. And he's. th. And he's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. I'm. And he's thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I th. I th. I th. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's, I's. And he's th. And he's th. And he's th. And he's like, Finley, Finley, and there's like a 10-year-old kid at the urinals. He's like, what, dad? And I'm just walking in and there's cubicles on the right. And as he said, and Phil Daniels goes, where's your mom?

And as he says that, in the gen so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the gen. door and there's a woman having a piss and she goes I'm in here Phil I'm like looking at Phil Daniel's wife having a piss is in the men's after he's come off stage what the fuck is going on here part life it was so weird I was like did you apologize or was it just embarrassed? I apologize because I kind of walked in on having a piss. Yeah, and then so what did you do? I just kind of, I just got out of there. Didn't even have my piss. He just left. Just left. Just left. You went and just watched Phil Daniel's wife pissing and left. Yeah. That's weirder than having a piss after. Yeah, it is actually. Fuckin' hell. Was it a good gig though? He had a good time? Yeah, I had an amazing time. I had an amazing time.

Have you done any parents in? Um, I'd been... I've got a few things that I've written down on my phone, but I can't know what they are because I haven't got my phone phone. So I'm the getting the phone back? I'm going to phone Europe car on the way to the Chelsea Flower Show. On Rose's phone. Rosie's having to do a lot of admin now, isn't she? Is it quite nice? What's interesting is you... It is, yeah, what's quite nice is, I've just got her to text a few people

who I worry, just need to know I haven't got a phone. Yeah, what, none message me. I messaged Michael and I said if you need me for the pot I I'll see you guys at 9 a.m. if you need anything just text right. Yeah I'm just. You know what I'm wrong because I wanted that I wanted the story to be fresh for the podcast. Good decision actually yeah all done on that. To new friends. I don't find them that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that listen that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the that the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. the. the. I the. I the. I the. the. I the. I'm the. I to to to to the. I to to to to the. I the. I, all done on that. To new friends. I don't find them that pleasant to be around. I guarantee you won't want to leave. Speak no evil is filled with teeth clenching, seek clawing, suspense. Something's not right with him. I've always wanted to find me like yours.

James McEvoy will scare you speechless. Oh! We're just sad to see you speechless. We're going to kill us. We're just sad to see you go. Speak no evil. Only in theaters now. This episode is brought to you by Nespraso. Elevate your morning coffee ritual. From the first sip of coffee in the morning to the on-the-go cop. Make every morning unforgettable with Nispresso. Discover a world of possibilities with or without milk. Visit Nispresso.C.A. to learn more or an espresso boutiore to learn more. Rob, please take this off my life and talk about parenting.

Sorry. I haven't got much parenting either to be honest. Sorry. I didn't see my kids for five days. No but you had been parenting you just lost your phone so you couldn't say so it's been I um I had well I had well I went to Italy to film the Grand Prix but there was flooding and it got canceled. Did you tell Lou or did you and Romish just stay in Italy for a few days? Yeah we couldn't get back because we had to go to Venice to feel something else. So if it's flooded, don't go to Venice. Well, that's what we thought, but Venice was fine. They're just used to it.

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I was asleep. And I slept for so long, and I got back hoake. that I got back to bed sores? Basically, I was in bed for so long and I basically I was just so tired, just like passed out and I was just like, it's been such a busy week with the travelling and stuff and then I didn't move all the whole night my shoulder still sore. Oh Rob I feel for you, I can't, I can't, no. I don't need sympathy for having long sleep and hurting my arm. Did you tell Lou? I told, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th th, I was th th told, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was just, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th th th th told, I was told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told told that, I was just just, I was just, I can't, no, I don't need sympathy for having long sleep and hurting my arm. Did you tell Lou? I told you, I told her that I was chilling out in Bologna, but then I had the most stressful Saturday and Sunday day. That was a very chill day where we weren't filming

much. My day, let me try and find this. In Venice in Venice, in Venice. In Venice, in Venice, in the Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the Saturday, I thi, I thi, I was thi, I was I thi, I was that I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I that I, I, I that I, I, I that I, I, I, I, I, I that I, I, I that I, I that I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was I was I was I was I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I thi, I tho, I to told, I told, I told, I told, I told, I told, I tho, I thoed the opera then performed an opera in Venice. Fark it now Rob. On Saturday night, okay. Was that part of the TV show or just killing time? That was my night off. Me and Ron which thought, nah, let's not go out there and be a ti. Let's not go for dinner and have a drink. Let's go and perform opera. And it was always awful as well when you do them sort of things because obviously people watch that show in the telly you go out there and be full of Italians but

there'll be a couple of British people in the middle going is that Robin Robin? Always got there's always always anything about traveling around the world doing this show there's always a British person there's always an English within a mile of you there'll always be an English person. Wherever you are in the world, it's inside. Anyway, so we finish with the opera, and then I'm on the 8 o'clock flight back from Venice to London. And it's a Sunday and I had to go to Radio 2 to do my Radio 2 show, okay? But to get from a hotel, to the airport.

Got to get on a gondeolome, go out a gond a gond a gond, that there were mini bus thing with the crew to the airport, get on an airplane. You know what me? Pendant's to East Point. She should just go Penns down to Eastport. Oh, no, that carbon footprint is a disgrace at the moment, but people need to be entertained. If Richie, that's a carbonate, if you're a stick in the air it's basically punted deep deep deep deep deep deep deep under punting they'll get to anyway so we fly home land British British airways they don't they don't they do make it hard to enjoy yourself on those planes don't they anyway they land about five

miles away from terminal five they've had a whole terminal built from they still can't land near it. Fat knows. So it landed, we got on a bus. Have you ever done this with you land at Heathrow, you get on a bus? Yeah, it goes underground in a tunnel on a dual carriageway for about 10 minutes. Yeah, not the Devon Expressway. It was a Heathrow Expressway. And then it got us through to, anyway, so we get to the airport and then I've got to go on do radio too but also I've not seen my kids of five days they're at a birthday party they're at Ninja Warrior Guilford so I land at 1015 and then yeah yeah yeah I've been on all those

transports before 11 a.m. What time did you get up? 6 Italian time, but five, yeah, yeah, five English time. So I've been up since five, anyway, I've got back to the UK, in a taxi now, off to Guilford Ninja Warrior. And I'm just trying to dress a bit smarter, Josh, not because I'm turning 40-8. Oh, here we go. Welcome to the bloody party, mate. Welcome to the mid-life-Crie, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to thi-Li-I-I-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-a-n't-I-ni-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-in!!! thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi-n't-n't-s. thi-s. thi-s. ti-s. ti-s. ti-s. ti-s. tie-s. toda-s. toda-s. ti-s. ti-s. ti-a-s. Sorry-a-s. tha-s. t bloody team. Welcome to the midlife crisis. No, but not smart, not, well when I say smarter, I'm not dressing like in hush puppies in a smoking jacket like you. I'm not wearing it. I'm not wearing it.

I'm just can't keep going out like a roadman. I dressed now like I'm a 17 year old kid dealing drugs from a councilor. So I just thought I'll be a bit smart, just jeans, nice trainers, a t-shirt and a jacket, right? Almost like what I'd wear on the tele, kind of stuff, right? Yeah, yeah. Now, get to Ninja Warrior, I've got to do Ninja Warrior. It's a kid's birthday party.

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Why stay out? They were sharing a car back and it was up in London. So I don't know if she wanted to sort of go to the night bus or a late cab. So she's going to go in a freeze. So I said, what I'll do is 145, I'll drive you and I'll drive, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, I, because, because, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, and I was their, their, their, their, and their, they were, they were, and they were, they were, and they were, they were, and they were, and they were, and they were, and they were, they were, they were, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, was. was. was. was. was their, was their. was their. was their. was their. their. their. th. th. they were th. th. they were they were th. they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were th. don't think anyone's ever turned out of a full suitcase to Ninja Warrior before. Like this guy's taking it serious. He's got chalk in there, a pair of running sheets. And then so I drive them back, and so I've not, I've not slept much. I've driven them back from Guilford to to Bromley, to my house. I drop them off, then, then drops me off at the train station because this is now 3 p.m. I'm on there at 5 and I'll get the train up. So half 3 I get to train. So I've been eaten since I've eaten since the night before because there's not not been a chance. So I get to a train station there's a kebab shop there. I've only got 10 minutes. The only thing that they can do that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th thin thin they can't do thin thin thin thin the the the the the the the. thin thin' is the. the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I can't the. I can't the. I can't the. I can't th. I can't th. I can't th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I can't the. I the. I the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've th right. So now, I'm sat at a train station eating Dona Meat and Chips.

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I'm like, all right. He went whenever I meet anyone off the telly, always make him sit in the cab and I take a photo. So then he gets out of the front and I'm getting sit in the car and I'm just sat, I'm in a rush. And I've told him I'm on air in like 20 minutes. I'm not sad. He's got Radio 2 on and then like, this is like the kind of thing that happens to me. This is to love that. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, yeah, the tank was empty Josh.

And I was like, so I'm sat there in, and I sat there, and I sat there, and I sat there, and I sat the radio the radio the radio the radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio the radio radio the radio the radio the radio the radio the radio, and I, and I, and I, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, and radio, the radio, the radio, the radio, the radio, the radio, the radio, the radio, the radio, the radio, the radio radio, the radio radio radio radio radio radio, the radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio radio, radio, radio radio, radio radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, the radio, radio, the radio, the radio, the radio, the radio, two, radio, two, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, two Beckett will be up in a minute. I went, no, he fucking won't be. And then I got in, did the show, and I come home and I was broken last night. I was so tired. And I know, and this is what I've noticed, when Lou's looking after kids on her own, so poor Lou's been doing the kid's all week, when Lou's, because Lou gets in own sort of, she goes in sort of like hyper focus mode where she's got to do everything she's got to do in the week and look after the kids without me and then when the kids are in bed and they don't stop asking questions like you, your youngest hasn't really started that yet but when it's like a cockatoo, it's like a cockon, a coccophony of noise of questions and questions and it's really tyrown. So Lou, like Lou gets the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th. L. Lues th. Lues th. Lue is th. Lue is th. th. th. th. th. thi's thi's thi's thi's the kids are thi's thi thi thi. thi. thi. the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids thin. thin. thin. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi get him in bed land and sofa and watch at the moment she's watching the van der Pumps that are the van der Pumps.

Yeah, Rose watched the van der pumps. Yeah, so Lou's just got into that 10 series of it she's three series in she's pumped. She's loving life. She's van der pump okay. Yeah. And then I sort of sit there and like. the to sit and watch. the they. Do watch. the. the. the. the. the. the. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. S. R. Ro. Ro. R. Ro. R. Ro. Ro. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R.the house works. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, Lou doesn't really want to talk to me. No, who wants to just sit and watch the van der Pumps. And I'm another person that's coming, talking and saying things. And it takes a few days for us. It's almost like coming back from conflict. You know, like when people come back from like, time on the front line, they go to like Cyprus for a couple of weeks just to calm down a bit. So we both need, we both, about, it's gotten to the point, no, both sort of respect that

we go like, she just needs one more night in the van der Poms with me in the house and then we can start communicating again and being a couple. But at the moment, that's good. That's good. So what you mean. So what are what I I I what? what are what? what are are what? So what? So what are? What? So what are? What? So what? So what? What? What? What? What? So? What? What? What? What are? What? What? What are? So? What? the? the? the? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? We're? We're? We're? We're? We're? We're? We're? We're? We're? We're? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? We? the? the? the? the? the? the? the. We? the. We're? the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the bit of exercising together and then we're going to go out for a long. Oh yeah I know what you mean. Right. I'm gonna go the hash brown at the drive room I met. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm doing. Exhausting together. Man's doing some squads in there yeah. Oh I don't want to know what you're doing Rob that is. Doing a bit doing a bit of pad work together and then she's going to peg me. Oh sorry no it's when the sort of suggestive references went. But yeah so it's been a mad day just dropped the kids off at school and then we got this is half term. We've got a lot of good family stuff

plan for half term, going to Aulton Towers. So I think when you're hearing this, you'll probably be in Alton Towers. We're doing this a little bit before. So we're going to towards. Oh, exciting. And I've got the summer off. Yes, it's going to Greece. Oh, yeah, so that's why we're doing this one now,

because you'll be in Greece and while I'll be in Orton Towers. Then we can report back with some more parenting stuff. It's been a bit non-parenting. Very exciting. I've got some time off coming up, so I will be looking after my children, Josh. Yeah, that's good. And then... You can get a double whammy of it next time. Yeah, I just can't remember. Can you... Before we go, can you talk...

Can I just say, I've just got an email from Rose saying that, if you know I've got an iPad you could take out with you? Like, when they're sort of like business then? And she... And she... Someone need to get a parking permit for someone that's just popped round. I can't do that because it's on my phone. Everything is on my phone. Life is on my fucking phone. Do you know where you don't need a parking permit? It's only five? No, of course not. Lovely life. Of course you don't. You don't even park on my drive. Space for a guest.

Oh, space for a guest. Bloody LRob. I'm going to have to try and do the Hackney website. Council websites are the worst design thing. What the fuck's going on? What's the budget on the website? Just like, does someone just get their niece to do it? Yeah, I don't know how to do this. Josh, are you're trying to do it now whilst we're recording the podcast? Well I've got 10 minutes otherwise the person's parking illegally. Oh no! Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, what about Google? Oh, Victoria Parking before it's illegal? So, oh, here we go. What have I got on Google? Victoria Parking before it's illegal. Log in.

I mean, there's worse illegal activity going on and hanging on short. So when you just pump in their number plate and then they can park. I haven't got the fucking number plate. Well, I'll do it when we finish recording this, Rob. Oh, thanks. Thanks, right. Good point. Before we wrap up and here we do a small business shower, well how does a Chelsea Flower Show work and what's going, what, why are you there? What's going to be there? And the Queen? And what's going, what's going on? What are you there?

Who else is there? The king's going to be there? And the Queen. I think that's how older. Philipton Geking. I just think I have a bit of respect, will you, Camilla? Come on. Do you mean like, you're already in through the back door. Let's not fucking start taking it. Come on, mate. Just go.

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Express. Terms and Conditions apply. Visit A.M.X.D.S. Business Shad. How does it work? the show. How does it work? Chelsea Flash? Is you just get invited? Yeah. People buy tickets. Yeah. I want to go. Who wants to go. This year is too busy. This year is too busy but we're going to go next year. Next year. You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you will. You will. You will. You will. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. tod. tod. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. t. next year. Next year, well you can come with us and Tom Allen and Gloria Hannaford. Yeah, lovely, lovely day. I'll just avoid the ponds. Yeah, right, let's do small business shout then. But can people buy tickets to walk around then? Is that how it works?

Can people buy tickets to walk around? Yeah, that's... Yeah, so they can put pictures of General McCollough. What am I going to do this wacky? You haven't even got a fucking phone? Baby just go up to because I think if you can you do this for the listers right when they're taking photos and you're just sort of walking around and you sort of just do one of like, eh? Like, to throw the horns and stick your tongue out with a parapher- Why not? Because, I think they'll get in a paper. Yes, it'll be like a fucking twad.

Yeah, it'll be funny. You're a comedian on you. That's funny. I'm not on jackass. Yeah, but that's a little jackass. They don't just fool funny photos at Chelsea Flower Try. No, maybe not go, eh, but do something a bit like, maybe hug thumb or something. I'll do something that will get you in the paper. Okay, I'll give Tom a kiss on the cheek. Yeah, that might be good. Or lips? No. Just kiss on the cheek. Right. So, um, yeah. So I think if you do that, you'll go, or just say something like, yeah, you're auditioning for the new host of this morning, and then that'll get you in the paper, because it'll be

like, Whitacum, slams this morning. What, oh, so they wouldn't take it that I could be auditioning for it. They'd presume it was a joke. They'd go, wow, that's. I think you'd find a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very stressful. I was thinking about how difficult that job is. It's a tough fucking, imagine, I don't know which bit I'm meant to enjoy. I don't want to talk about soaps. I don't want to cook with Gino de Campo. Oh, why not? It's done.

That'd be the best bit. I don't want to sit that. I don't want to pretend I'm interested in High Street fashions. I don't want to pretend I'm interested in some fucking former Coronation Street actor who's got a new series on ITV one. I don't want to... You're not doing the show, calm down. No, I know I'm just saying no, but you're like... I feel like I've gone on to be interviewed by you and you're letting rip in in the advert break. I just didn't know it be like this Rob. I's I'm I'm I'm th. I'm th. I'm to be like. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just like. I'm just like. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just th. I'm just like, I'm just to to to to to to to to to to to th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm just th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm like this, Rob. I've signed up for four years. My car is at 6 a.m. every morning. I've spoken to Saran Jones 16 times this year about new projects. Michelle Keegan's back on again.

O'Quan's got some fashion tips for me. I don't care what's happening in Emmerdale. Because if you were the host of this morning, even if you like 60% of things, you have to be into 100% of things. And no one is. No one could possibly care about a new serious drama on BBC one, then Emma Dale, then Carbonara, then the new tequila craze. How do you do it? And then you're interviewing someone who's like got the world's biggest

non. Oh right we've got very different yeah. Different worries. Different worries. But different worries. Different worries. But like you're interviewing like a really serious, horrible kind of story. And then you're going to go, anyway, here's Andy Peters walking down a beach. You know, fucking out. Right. Should we do a small business shoutout, Josh.

Yeah, here we go. This would be a good one actually for our listeners, Josh. Hello Josh and Roche. Josh and Roche. Josh and Roch. Josh and Rob. I'm a little behind on my podcasting but I've recently heard Josh is trying to stop drinking alcohol. So I thought my friend Jesse's new small business J. Y. F. L. Which is pronounced joyful, that spoy. J. Y. F. L. th. they. th.. After trying to get sober herself last year, Jess still wanted to join the fun at social events but found the choice between Walter or Soft Drink a bit boring and not in the party spirit. So she's created Joyful is an online shop selling hamper packed with delicious and luxurious non-alcoholic beverages and snack bring you joy without the repercussions. They're a perfect gift to celebrate the big mildstones, the little winds and everything

in between. The business just launched in Feb 2023, selling locally sourced products from around the UK. Sourgill. the UK and use sustainably sourced and recycled packaging. They ship all over the UK and can be purchased from JyFL. co-Datuk. Thanks, boys, Rosemary. That that is. That is. That is that is that is that is that is that is that is th. That is th. That is th. That is th. That is th. That is th. That is lovely. ThatFL.coat UK. Thanks boys, Rosemary. That is lovely. I'm on the website. It looks very good. Premium Alcohol Freehampers. There

we go. Hi Robert Josh, thanks for being so sexy and relatable. I know how you love visiting Wittable. Yes. I like withstable. I would like to promote my friend's new business. Please can you do a small business shout out for the sneaker house in Whittsville. My friends Ben and Diana have set up a shop in December selling rare and one-of-a-kind sneakers sneakers that you cannot find anywhere else. That is trainers though right? They are the only specialist trainer shops in Kent. Avoid the cues in London or risking the online auction and come down to the Sneakerhouse Instagram at the Sneaker House Shop. Thanks Nina Phoenix, 36 years old from Canterbury.

Lina Phoenix. There we go that is a that's a good name in it. Trainers right? Yeah Josh I'll see you next time enjoy. Show. Yes and I'll have news, fingers crossed about your phone. Life-sales. Now don't forget to do the parking. You've got five minutes until it's illegal. Shit, shit, shit. Bye.