Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP43: What is time? (Redux)

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

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Hi Rob Beckett, love you! I know that is. Oh my God! What about Josh? Yeah, he's okay. Yeah, he's okay. I like Josh actually. I didn't know him very well, but I know him now, so I actually quite like him now. Oh, it's like Gabby Rosalind?

It's not Gabby Rosal. It really sound like Gabby Rosal at the start. And that's the kind of thing she'd do. She's very full of beans. Hi, I'm a 205 month old, in bracket 17, with no kids, so this is my mom Claire saying your names. So the mum doesn't listen, but the daughter does about parenting. She's got no kids, so she's got her, I wasn't going to say older are older that's a riddle by a bare minimum of well let's not go into that but like tends we are different cultures yeah exactly if you let's be a different gold would want to be no

we don't we counsel for my views please excuse her being somewhat mean to Josh she is rather obsessed with Rob as you you can tell. My brother Zach and I are in the background, obviously disagreeing with her, so both, it's all right. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was until Molly from Dorset started really hammering at home. Absolutely love the podcast and have listened religiously since I I was 15. Wow. Thank you for all the laughs and making me 100% sure I was never having kids but recently I became pregnant with twins. She's got she's pregnant now I'm joking I'm joking I'm 17. The problem was that's not shocking for me because I grew up in

South East London? No it's not shocking I was just just a bit of fun she said I'm a hundred percent sure I'm never having kids yeah because of us because of us when you listen religious religiously does it mean you listen at 10 a.m. on Sundays in just Christmas and Easter? Yes it does. A bit of fun. Do you like that? Yeah. The problem was I spent so long. I spent so long I spent so long. I spent so long. I spent so long. I spent so long as I spent as times the times the day Rob. But there wasn't a moment to do the jokes and now it looks I've spent ages working their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's. their their their their their their their. So. So. their. their. their. their. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. th. So. th. So. th. th. th. the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. the. t t t t t te. tea. tea. tea. tea. the. thea. the. thea. the thea. thea. thea. th She listens five times a day, Rob, and when she listens, she faces beckoning. Yeah, but... Oh, lovely stuff! So there we are. Oh, that's nice. Now, we're going to catch up on some correspondence today, aren't we?

Yes, we are. Well, you know, we do these down again to get through all the correspondence so we make sure that we're going through them because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because you because you because you because you because you because you because you because you because you because you because you they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they're they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their favorite episodes. Well I enjoy doing them but they don't, um, I've just said that. We can't, we can't do. I've just said I did. I've never, no one's ever said that to me. Why do you make that off? I just thought it'd be fun to say. I don't know. But it might be some people's favorite episodes that I think a dog shit. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. We can't we- I can't thi. We can't th. We can't th. We can't th. We can't th. We can't th. We th. We can't th. We can't th. We can't th. We can't th. We can't th. We can't th. We can't th. We can't th. We can't thi. We can't thin. thin. the. the. the. the. the. the. We can't the. We can't the. We can't wea. We can't wea. We can't you've just said it. No, okay. Some people have put on our Instagram, this is my favorite episode, below episodes that I think are dog shit. So, you know, every... Yeah, I do think that about, you know, everyone's allowed an opinion, Josh.

That's a beauty of this show. Exactly. What I was going to say, though, we also don't talk about anything. out in a few weeks when we were on holiday or whatever. Before we record you said, I do have some timeless stories though that can work. And I don't know if that meant they'd work on a correspondence episode or they were that they were anecdotes that we'll be told in 300 years time. It's not timeless because... I can't do them on Parkinson. I they're going to be handed down the years. Yeah, so did you want to do your time? It's not timeless because...

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presumed he must be brilliant at comedy. Do you? I was like Harry Hill. Yeah you're, he can't be dressed like that and be shit. Yeah. It didn't even come into my head. Oh yes, they can. Well, yeah. I was like, well, this guy's going to be the fucking genius, because he's wearing I can't wait to tell a story about how I once was in a car with him when he's off in like LA doing films. And the other guy who was obsessed with karma

to the point where... Who's obsessed with it? Do you invite some most people on Instagram that do like self-help or motivational quotes going, your past won't define you. It's always a wrong that puts up. No one, nobody that's had a good past, puts up, the past won't define. Yeah. Oh, it's always that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's their their their their thiioomse thi. thi. thi. thi. thoom's thoom's thoom's tho' thi. tho' tho's obsessed with tho's obsessed with tho's obsessed with tho. tho's obsessed with thoom. thoom. thoom. Who's obsessed. tho's tho's thi. Who's thi. Who's thi. Who's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Who's obsessed with toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo time yeah or should be doing it yeah anyway he was obsessed with karma to the

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And he said, it's disproving that time exists. Oh, that's a big book with that, isn't it? Yeah, I was like, bloody how are you doing birth control bath? He kept his 20, ironically, but um... And I all right, how did you think of that? And he went, how did you come up with this theory? And he went, I smoke a lot of dope in the bath. Wow. The time doesn't really exist if you do that, does it?

Yeah, fucking out. Anyway, why did I tell you that? Because that's the last time we discussed whether the timeime is time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time is the the the the the time is the time is the time is the time is a the time is a the time is the time is a the the time is a the time is a the time is the time is the time is the time is the time is the last time I discussed right the time is a real thing. Right, okay. And so that's not one of the timeless. No, it's not. We're not doing the timeless stories because it's a story about my dad making it into the local paper, but he said there's a second part of the story. So I'll have to do another time. You have to do it. Rob. Oh yes, all over the place. My car broke down a couple of times with Nick Helm and Henry Packer. My car broke down with Jim Jeffries on the way to the tour show. I used to try it. It's

horrible driving people. Oh it was awful. Anyway, should we do some correspondence? Oh yes please. Correspond d'Ia. Let's goomer. I always like to start with Boomer because Boomer is the best, isn't it? After I was born, I went to live with my Nan, who lived by the sea. Yeah. It's like a start of a children's book, isn't it? Dad, being a practical man that he was, is decided I would learn to swim and promptly. So he picked my four-year-old self-up, he walked to walk to walk to walk, walked to-up, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, he. to-up, he. to-up, the-up. th. the-s, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoanan, the their-s, the thoom. thoom. tho, th. th. their their their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the-s, the-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s. throwne. throwne. thateanananananananananananananananananan, than Due to the salt content of seawater, it was more buoyant and therefore easier for me to float and keep my head above water. Oh dear God. B, as the tide was on this way in, nature would do most of the work.

C. If I could swim in the sea, I could swim in a swimming pool. Yeah, but if you drown in the sea, you can drown in a swimming pool as well. By that logic. In case you're wondering, my Nan lived in Eastbourne, and this happened in March. I'm not sure how much time he's been in Eastbourne beach, but it's very similar to Brighton, lovely on its own way, but cold that time of year, and very deep at high tide. To this day, he still mertains that it was a very sensible thing to do. And to give him credit, I learned to swim pretty quickly. You should see the steepness of the tarmace he taught me to ride a bike on. Many thanks.

Kim Taylor. what I think you can. Yeah. Some of them like down on that South Coast like Brighton a bit, Brighton's a fun place but the sea's up it's all like green and brown and it's basically a massive river in it between like Dover and Calais. The I don't want to I don't want to lose all of our South Coast listeners but stony beaches can fuck off. Why would I want to sit on fucking pebbles? It's less relaxing than other plate, like I'm going to sit on something that's less comfortable than if I just sat in a park? Yeah in a park. You wouldn't get rid of all your grass but gravel down just sit on it. No, do you want to come and sit in my driveway? No, of course not. No, I'm not a Pebbly Beach guy, to be honest.

No, I'm not a Pebble Beach guy. Are you not a beach guy? No, too busy. Lots of people stresses me out. I don't mind it when it's dead empty and stuff like that in the winter and that, but in the summer, I find a moody walk along a kind of gray beach. Like you're in a drama and you've just found out your wife's cheating on you. If you found out Rose was cheating on you, right?

You came home and Rose's upstairs with a fella, right? All right, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you walk in, you catch him in the the the doorway, both in the bed, like you know, like from a sitcom or a film, right, like, a film, a film, a film, a film, a film, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a si'........................................................................ do? Punch his lights out first. Well that's what we all want to do, but there's nothing worse than catching your partner cheating on you and then being beaten up by a naked man that was shagging your wife. Yeah also. I don't want to approach. You know what I mean? I don't want to approach and see them shagging at closer quarters. He just jumps up with a lob on and you try to the lop, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, the, the, thin, but thin' thin, the, but the, but thin, but th is th is thin, th is there's thin, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there, but there, but their, but their, but their, but th, th, th, th is th is th is the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the is the is the is the is the an theat's the an the an the an that's that's that's that's that, that, therery to punch him and he hits you and as he's he's not gonna hit me surely he's gonna be a minute he'll attack back and then before you know you're on the floor getting your lights punched out why a knob just hit you on the arm occasionally he's horrible imagine that

bearing down on you and also we both know I wouldn't punch his lights out well exactly I'd like to think I'd like to think o'clock and then I'd the the the the they I'd they I'd they I'd they I'd they I'd they I'd they I'd they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their they you you you you you you you you you you they you they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they. I tho tho try they. I try they. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to think of. And then I'd storm out. Yeah. And I'd say it would be gentlemanly for them not to finish. Oh yeah so I what would you so you storm out you'd storm out wouldn't you? I'd storm out I'd be the house. The whole house. The whole house. No we don't gonna sit downstairs when they bang away. Hey shoot if you've been caught having a affair you stop you don't go oh we've been caught having a affair, you stop. You don't go, oh we've been caught now anyway, I might as I'll finish. Yeah, exactly, in for a penny, in for a pound. I would leave the house. Yep, go for coffee somewhere? No, I don't think I'd go for coffee somewhere, I think that'd be too bleak.

You'd go Victoria Park, I think. I don't know. There's a church, there's a there's a church, the church, the church, the church, the church, the church, the church, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoom' thoom'er, thoom'er. I'm, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. th. I'm, th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And, than. Yeah, tha. That feels the right mood, doesn't it? You'd find a bench in the churchyard, wouldn't you? I'd find a bench in the churchyard, like kind of, I don't know, that's something like Mark Fowler would do or something, isn't it? That's like where they'd set the scene in East Enders. I don't know what I'd do. It's quite a bleak conversation, is it really? Where would you go, Rob? Your that, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's something, that's that's that's that's that the harvester. That would be the nearest sort of place. I'd probably go to the pub and have a drink which is bad isn't it but I suppose it's sort of a good place to face yourself. I think that'd be fair enough. I think that'd be fair enough. A half. A half. Look can I have a half of Guinness please? Why? You'll find out soon.

This phone's gonna thop blow it off in a minute. For once. Just pour the Guinness at a fucking normal speed, mate. I need it. I can't wait for it. I don't care if it's not a proper Guinness. Just fucking pour it into me. Right, should we do different, I've got loads of these different names for grandparents and family, to, to, to, to, thages, thages, to, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th and, th and, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, tho, tho, tho, thoomoma, and, and, thooma.a.a.a.a. Just, thoomomoomoomooma, thoomoomoomorrow, thoes, tho loads of these different names for grandparents and family members because we said about a few people.

Do email in if you've got the reviews on what you do if you caught your partner cheated. Or if you have caught your partner cheated, what did you do? Why did you do? Because the way I look at it and I'm talking from a privileged position where my wife hasn't cheated on me. Howeage. the thii. If If I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. thateateateateateateateateateateat th. th. thateateatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat, I are are th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th cheated on me. No proof, but almost definitely. What I'd say is though, if either of you are cheating, then it's not a very good relationship really is it? Deep down, there's a problem there. So maybe if you do have a story about catching your spouse cheating, then add in the positives that have come from it later down the line. Because I think, you know, it's always, when you're writing the fire fire, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it know, it's always, when you're right in the fire, it's horrible,

but actually over time it was probably for the best. That's how it sort of worked out, isn't it? Did they finish when you caught them? Have you been called cheating and did you finish? It'd be great to hear it from all three sides. Yeah. Well, do you know what? I don't want to vote this out there, but to to vote, but to vote, but, but, but, but, to vote, tho, to vote, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. So, that's thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tho. th be putting it up on. Right, here we go. Different names for grandparents, family members. Here we go.

This is from Anna in Edinburgh. Hi, Josh and Rob. Love the podcast. Obviously, my mom has five grandchildren, including two who are mine. And they all call her Pater cake. This started when my eldest nephew who decided to call her this, and she was the one who to to to to to to to to told told told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, told, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the they......... too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, they. decided to call her this and she was the one who taught him, Patter Cake, Pata Cake, that little rhyme. He's now 12 and in his last year of primary school. He took her aside on a walk home from school and whispered, I'm going to call you Gran from

from now on. Oh no, because he's 12. Obviously he was starting to worry about his street credit. Thanks for the twice weekly free therapy session, not a problem Anna. That is... Thanks for the twice weekly therapy session. Just got over my partner cheating on me and I'm feeling really good about the whole thing. So it's just really great to have a mind taken off that. Can't wait to hear the next correspondence episode. I've been even in charge of them with it my favorite ones. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Miller Light. The light beer brewed for people who love the taste of beer and the perfect pairing for your game time.

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All right, fucking, bring the mood up, mate. Jesus. All right, go on, that's people there, trying to get through their day. Don't need you fucking bawling on about your trauma. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, it's quite interesting how he died.

Go ahead. Are you interested? Yeah, I'm ready. So he died of cancer. Right. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I say so. No, I know. I was the perfect time. No, it's right. I was like, let's be respectful, Rob. I have a little drink and let Josh tell his story. Very interested actually, yeah, he was cancer. He, but he was in the Navy, right. And he was one of the people that was one of the first nuclear testing on Easter Island. Oh wow.

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Okay. Right, this is called Kids and Ghosts, Spernatural. Hello. Please keep me anonymous. I was listening to episode 18, series three, blimely, when you are chatting about whether you believe in ghosts or not, and it's right, I have no memory of that. I couldn't tell you what, I don't even feel like this is recorded, just me and you chatting,

and then someone in the street comes up to me and goes, can't believe you laughed at the way Josh's granddad died and I go, pardon? Oh, yes. I love the correspondence episodes. I love him, yeah, really helping me after the breakup. It made me remember something that happened when my daughter was three years old. I was getting her ready for bed in her bedroom. I was crouched down with my back to her the the the o' the the open-oombjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj j j j j j j j j j j j jay, I the toe, I'm, I was toe, I was c. I was c. I was c. I was really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt t I'm already quite nervous about this. Okay. She was facing me and the open bedroom door. Suddenly she stops getting dressed, looks around me and says who's that ma'am? Oh my god.

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I don't know. Is it their imagination? Or is it ghost from the past that onlytime doesn't exist and as we get older we just get beaten down by the rhetoric actually there's a deeper world that we're not connecting with? I've literally just checked over my fucking shoulders. Who's the man behind him? Who's that man behind you going upstairs with Rose? Yeah, I suppose if I did phone Rose cheating, first I have to check it wasn't a ghost. Or Rose will go, what man? That man? What man?

The man there, over you? What man? Silly Josh. What are you doing? In that case? If there's no man there, what the hell are you up to? What kind of sick yoga do you call this? I've got another different name's thing again.

I've got this to do. All white lads, growing up me and my siblings and cousin referred to our grandparents who were a farmer and a farmer's wife as cow par and grandmoo. Oh that's quite nice. Lots of love from Jemma in deepest, darkest Peru. Oh. I don't know if she's on holiday or she's got, she's Peruvian but Gemma there cow par grandmoo that's quite nice isn't it yeah I like that when my son was five year one we had a falling out that morning probably because I gave him a blue cup and his

sister the green I didn't take him to school that morning the child minded it around 10 a.m I received a call from safeguarding lead asking if I was alive and well confused I asked why My five-year-old son had told his friends he stabbed me and killed me that morning because I was a bad money. The said child then burst into tears and announced the class that my son was a murderer. Thanks to this podcast I've listened since day one however I didn't heed your nose shagging in March reminder and I'm now pregnant with number four. Number four. Keep being sexy and amazing, Amy. It's just too many, isn't it, four?

There's a woman at the school and she's got four. And she bakes to the bake sale and stuff and you're like, what the fucking hell am I doing my life? Wait, I don't get, there's I don't know if there is enough time and they're just naturally calmer and more chilled than they can do it. They're calmer and more chilled than I am, yeah. And rather than us just sitting there thinking about all the stuff we haven't done, rather than doing something. Yeah, blime here O'Reilly, but there we go.

Another different names. take a shopping with her every week and my Nan worked in the cigarette counter at Tesco. That began her name of Nanny Tesco. We have called it since we were children. I'm now 36 and even though she hasn't worked in Tesco for over 20 years, to this day she's still saved in my phone as Nanny Tesco. Keep up the good work, being super-sexual relatable from Subina. That's good. Did you have lots of nicknames at your school? Southeast London you must have like weird nicknames that came from just one incident and stuff. What was my nickname? Well I think I said before, I used to be called Bexx until Beckham come along and they changed that to just fat nipples. Fat nipples. Fat nipples. Fat nipples. Fat niples. Fat nipples. Yeah. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Ni. Ni. th. Ni. th. Ni. th. Ni. th. Ni. th. th. th. Ni. Were they? They thought they were quite fat? Milkie bar kid, fat German, fat nipples. Just fat German. It's brutal, isn't it? It's horrible. Yeah. Really

horrible. But who got the last laugh, eh? Hello both. My dad used to drive us to primary school, this is a boomer. Drive us to primary school in the 80s. He was a plumber straight gas fitter so it was always a bottle of butane gas for his blowtorch rolling about in the boot of the Cortina estate. In the winter the heating would often break so the way my dad would heat the car would be to drive along while my brother eyes sat in the front holding a lit blowtorch. Oh my god. Not on blue flame surely. I don't know how none of us died in this setup. Thanks for all that. Lucy Masters in Catford. You might have driven past her. When was this? 90s? 80s? 80s? 80s, 80s, Catford, different time. A blood torch is? That is. Is it a blow toward? If you crash! Or just dropped it, it fell on your nylon

school bag or whatever it was or or dress. Fuck yeah, now. Another, I've got another boomer here. Hi boys, a friend of mine back in the 90s fancied her ears being pierced. She decided to pierce one with her ears being pierced. She decided to pierce one with ice. She decided to pierce, and ice. All the other one without ice. Fuck off. Not sure the line is between boomer parenting and child abuse. Make of that what you will.

Conrader, Elizabeth in York. Yeah, no, that, I think that's abuse. Yeah, I do. Still, thanks to the email. I hope you're all right. Hi Rob, Josh, hi Michael. Thanks for being super sexy and relatable. My 74-month old. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's that's that's that's, I's, I's, I's. that's. that, I's. that, I's. that, I's. that, I's. that, I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th my 74 month old, so what's that? Six, something like that?

I can't do that past. Daughter Phoebe is incredibly intuitive and can pick up on people's emotions without ever saying anything. Her memory is off the scale too. She recently retold her experience of having a tongue tie cut when she was five days, what? Five days old, despite it's having to bed. And she said she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, what thoom, what, what, what, five, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. t. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th to th th to th th th th told the story. Anyway, one night, probably a couple of years ago now, I was putting her to bed, and she said, Mommy, you know I chose you. Oh my God.

I don't think I could have this kid in my ass. Why had I asked what she meant? She simply replied, I was watching you, Daddy and Connor, who's the brother, for ages, and I knew you needed me so I decided to choose our family. Freaked me night out. This is a crazy. That is mental. Freaks me right out at the time but it's a nice thought not other than less. Thanks Becky. Well it's a nice thought because you've been picked but also she's implying that your life was shit before she came. I just saw you two with him boring shit banner. I thought I thought I popped down

have a laugh. Here we go. kids saying funny wrong things. This story comes from my father-in-law when he was driving my four-year-old son Archie back to our house. Normally my son is quite chatty and giggly in the car, but during the particular drive home he didn't say a word. Finally my father-in-law asked, are you okay, Archie? You haven't said much. Archie simply replied, you know, Grandad, sometimes it's just really nice to sit in the peace and quiet. Oh, yes. Good, man I'll be all right. It'll be alright.

It'll be alright. Archie's one of those people, five kids, bake sale, does a bit of volunteer work at the charity shop, runs his own business, takes all the kids to football down the park. He's all right, Archie. All the best, Taylor Taylor, tail, tail, tail, ta, ta, ta, the ta, the ta, the ta, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, that, tha, tha, tha, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, that, it, that, that, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi's thi'' tha' tha' thi' thi' tha' that's that's that's that's that's thi' thi' that, it old Archie. All the best Taylor 392 Month's Fairroom. I like this month's thing, but I never can really work it out when it gets above about 50. My friend told me a story, that's not me, this is an email. This is a more tired than Josh email.

My friend told me a story about how her friend was. She folded up in the car boot, and then th and th and th and th and th and th went the car, the car, th, the car, th, th, th, the car, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th, tho, th-a, th-a, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's, thi, thi, thr-a, thr-a'''''a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'er. thr-a'a'er. thr-a'ea'ea'ea in the car and wondered where the baby was. Oh no. Yeah, you're not wrong Rob. You're not bloody wrong. Folded up in the brum in the boot. The baby was completely fine. Caroline from Teesside, that is fucking amazing. That is all, also, like, obviously the baby is fine or she wouldn't have emailed in. It is a funny story. The baby had broken its back in eight places. We assume if you're telling the story is fun because if it's not fine, don't tell us the story. Imagine what that baby's vision is of that thing happening. Like you're suddenly folded up, put in the boots, slammed. He was where he said a minute and out you come.

Must have felt like that astronaut just being left from floating away from the space station. Like Josh in an ibis. Back to school signals a fresh start for students. New classmates, new teachers, new lessons. Change is in the air. But one thing hasn't changed. The Ford government still isn't investing in public schools. Six years of cuts mean our students aren't getting the supports they need.

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dodger fan, don't you? Yeah, I like a jammy dodger. I like the extra, like a joste thin, I like the custard cream, like the custard, like the custard cream, like the custard cream, not just I love a custard cream. I'm not that fond of chocolate biscuit like a bourbon. Right. I like a custard cream. I love a chocolate chip cookie. Do you? It's a bit American and trendy for you and it I'd be a bit more old English with the biscuits. I like a short bread Rob. Yeah of course you do a little crumly butter bastard. What are you doing? Knocking around with some not Oreos but like chunky chocolate chip cookies type thing. Obnob, I'll obnob it up, big fun. Digestives, rich tea can fuck off.

Okay, Jambi Dodgers, anyway, so my son was a toddlady, his favorite biscuit was Jammie Dodger. He could not pronounce it properly and always called them Fanny Dodgers. Another one of my nicknames at school. Yeah. So would proceed to go randomly shouting Fanny Dodger whenever he wanted a biscuit. He's 13 now and he's mortified when we bring it up. Love the show, he is Zander from Dundee. I mean that's gonna shorten the odds of them finding out on it. If your dad's called Zander and you live in Dundee.

I mean there's not many kids it could be is a no. No Zander from Dundee. Well I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I there. there. there. there. there. there's. there's. many kids it could be is it? No Zander. Zander from Dundee. Well I suppose Alexander's a pop, it's a very Scottish name. Yeah, but there's only two Zander I know of which is obviously Zander. Hmm. But that's a bit posh. Posh English is Zander isn't it more than Scottish. Scottish would just go with Alexander or Alex, weren't they? Right, I got another one who... Go on, hit me. I was in the garden where three-year-old twins, when my son asked what those flowers were, but they were weeds, but he asked what flowers they were. I said, they're dandelions, he said, but where's the dandy tigers? Still makes me laugh even though they're called dandelions, because it looks like the main of a lion. Oh, gosh, it's so perceptive sometimes. A male lion, patriarchy.

Euh. Is the male lion the one with the main? Yes. Sorry, you're six. I don't know. I don't know. Oh actually, the name of the vibrant yellow wildflower d'andine derived from the French dent de lion meaning lion's tooth. This refers to the jagged shape of the flowers petals. So I was wrong.

I'd say it looks more like a mane than its teeth. Yeah, I think I'm going with your answer. Thank you. Yeah. I think I'm going with the th th. I'm going I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm going. I'm going. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the teeth thing and Googling the meaning of something, I had for the first time in my life, you know the classic dreams that people always talk about? I've never had this one before, but I had my tooth falling, teeth falling out, dream. I've had that a few times. And apparently it means you're going, a big change aren't you? I think I probably am, yeah. Do you know if you type in blonde teeth? I'm the, if you type in blonde and teeth into Google I'm the fucking top answer. Why have you done that? Well because he was talking about well I saw teeth and I remember some before said people have been, they message me going, if you type in Blonde Teeth, it's Rob Beckett, but I've never done it.

And yeah, my face pops up. Acaster was playing a game the other day he told me about where you type in a name and then the word comedian. Yeah. You've only got to like a word. And you can only to bring up, it's got to bring up one person. So for instance, if you type in disabled comedian, it brings up Rosie Jones.

Or if you type in blind comedian, it brings up Chris McCausland. If you type in teeth comedian, it brings up Rob Beckett. Right. Well, if you google blonde big teeth, it's all me apart. So would you think you could thage, you could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could that you could that you could could that the the that that that that that the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that??? that that that? that's the that's? that's that's that's that's? that's? that's? that. that. that? that. that. that?? that. that. that? that. that. that. that?? that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the. the? the. the. the the theat. the the the theateat. the theat. theat. thia. thean. that. that. that. thia. thean. the. that are into people that they're into that. So what do you reckon you could get you as, Josh? I don't think you could, Devon comedian? Oh yes. That'd be Jeffro there, wouldn't it? Yeah, there's various. Jethro's from fucking Cornwall, mate. Are you fucking joking?

Mate's, it's the same thing. It's not the same thing. Oh, is it you come up the same up edian? Yeah but there's others there's Charlie Baker Miranda Hart. I just found a picture of you look fucking mental. That's a good stuff. I'm now excited about this. Which one? It looks like you know like in in a like sitcoms or films where they find a group of people that look exactly like the main protagonists but a bit different you know I mean like it's sort of like yeah you can tell what I found this I'm really worried about this picture if you put it on the group yeah I'm just put it on the book no it's just you just look you just look you look your glasses a bit wonky they don't do good smile you don't you don't smear oh my god and also to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tie the the tie to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they try try try tie tie tie tie tie tie te is te is te is te is te is te is te is te is te is te is try try try try try try try try try try try timber on me at that point. I've got a clear double chin. There's this one where your eyes are too low for your eyes.

What's going on there? We'll put them on. We'll put them on Instagram. Oh my God, what a life. You look better now though? I do. As we discussed on the live show I always look worse in photos than you mate so don't stress too much. Do not worry. Do you want one more Rob? Yes. Classic correspondence. Okay I'll do a Boomer one. I've got a Boomer story from the 70s. On a country walk one Sunday my dad told my sister, who was about eight at the time, that a cow pat was in fact chocolate.

Oh no. Oh, and he calmly stood there while she chowed down on one, before laughing uncontrollably when she spat it out, crying her eyes out hysterically. He also carefully cut open a lemon sherbet one time and put English mustard in it, before delicately balancing it on top of a light shade in the kitchen. He that if th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the tol the th, th, th, th, the th, th, the th, th, th, tied, tied, tol-a, tol-a, tol-s, tol-a, tol-a, tol-a, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, t, t, t, tol, tol, tol, tol, tol, toluuuuuuuuii, toda, today, today, tolu'au'eru'eru'na'eru'na'eru'na'na'n'n'liplipa, tol'n'n'a, toluil shade in the kitchen. He told her that if she managed to get it, she could have the sweet.

Having a particularly sweet tooth, my sister accepted the challenge. She was about nine at the time, spent the best part of an hour trying to reach the suite by means of balancing chairs, standing on anything she could find him then told her that this was a good life lesson in being greedy and she'd thank him one day. I know one others on the podcast have often ended boomer stories saying my dad was a great dad

etc but I'd like to end my story by saying I think my dad was probably an undiagnosed psychopath. Phahaha! A bit of truth! Oh Jesus Christ, that was awful. Keep up the great work, love the podcast Gail. Thank you for sharing Gail. I think it's good to share if you're comfortable with it and you are so so thank you. Right, small business shoutouts? Yes. I've got an incredibly niche one here which is quite funny. Hello you sexy and relatable bastards. I'd love to do a small business shout out for my sister-in-law who runs the wolf-wash wash- a mobile dog grooming van in Ellesmere, Paul and Flintshire, North Wales. So niche, the area.

Sarah is devoted to dogs and has found a real specialism working with nervous dogs who don't like the grumer or for whom a trip in the car to the groomers could be too too much. She will work at yours and dogs at your dog's own pace and despite many owners saying, don't worry, you won't be able to get it done, the dog will be too scared and nervous. She has never failed and has always managed to keep the clients happy and healthy as well as looking dapper and smelling fresh the client's been the dogs, I assume. Yeah, not the people actually paying. Her van is fully kitt out with a full-sized bath and all the grooming products you could the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their thrumue thrumant thruing thruing their thrumin. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrimeaq thigh. th. thi. thian. thian. thian. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their true tree. She's tree. She's treemaughe. She's treema's treebuea' c. She's treebuea' c. She has always always always always always trimeaugheaugheats. She's treemaughe for. She's on Facebook and is he found as Woof Wash Wagon or could be contacted on email, Woof Wash Wagon at Hotmail. Code. UK. Thanks Pauline.

Tell Lou that pile is nothing. She should see my house. Yes, we've we shared the pile recently, Josh. And we've had some. That is just for people who haven't listened back. That is a part of clean washing that hasn't been sorted out. It's got hemorrhoids. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just. It is just, it, it is just, it is just, it's just, it's just, it. It is just, it's just, it's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It, it. It. It's, it. It's th. It's th. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the th the the th. th. the the th. the th. the th. the the the th. does sound like new washing that hasn't been sorted out. It's got hemorrhoids. But it is, it has been sorted out. As you hear it. Do you remember the last episode where Lou showed a photo of a hemorrhoids well after to tell her, don't worry. It's really good to share if you've got hemorrhoids or whockles. But anyway, wolf wash wagon, get your dog cleaned if you're in the Ellesmere Port or Flintshire, North Wales area. Hi, Rob, Josh and Michael. Long time listener, first-time emailer.

My husband, Rob, and I own a campsite in France. We moved here four years ago. Yes, the year before COVID, with our then two-year-old and 12-week-old sons. In the past four years, we've worked tireless to renovate and improve the camp site including renovating rental mobile homes, building a new bar and restaurant in kitchen and building ourselves a house. Wow. Twin Lakes France is a small campsite in rural southwest of France. Surrounded by countryside we can offer a friendly welcome and a holiday to remember. We have two large fishing lakes, swimming pools, mobile home rentals, camping in placements, bar, restaurant and on-site shop. We have a very child-centered approach to our thinking when it comes to planning, so

a bit of children's play area next to the bar. Oh, yes, please. So both parents can relax while the children make friends and play in a secure playground away from the fishing lakes. We're open April to November and have plenty of music and entertainment nights for more information you can visit, W.W.W.W.W.S. France. tow. L.A.S.Frans.Frans. On Instagram. Josh, I'll see you on Friday. Yes. Or Tuesday. One of the two. Josh, I'll see you next time.

See you then. Bye. Bye.