Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP45: "I've got a greasy tea..."

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha th hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Go away. Oh dear. Yeah, forceful. You know, because people say like, oh, kids are annoying. I thought parents are as well. Yeah. Imagine you still kept on saying say that. Yeah.

Hi, Rob, Josh Michael. It's my 23-month-old Roman. I wonder if that's named after Roman from succession. Or it's a time traveler. Yeah, my 23 month old Roman. So we have done past lives before. So saying your names in the bath, followed by him, lovingly telling me to go away. Baby number two is on the way and Roman is due to be a big brother in November. Also, please could I give a... Whoa, whoa! Wow, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho- tho- tho-----a, tho-a, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to due to be a big brother in November. Also, please could I give a... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are we allowing this, Rob? Please can I have a quick shout out. This isn't fucking Steve Wright. Are we going with it? Please can we give a quick shout out

to my best friend Sarah, who has recently welcomed her beautiful second baby, EFA, and is making having under two under two look easier than it is. I'm not sure about that. I'm not sure we do that. No, her husband, it goes on, it goes on. Her husband got a shout out on a cricket podcast. Oh God he sounds boring. Yeah. Imagine not only watch it but listening about it. As if cricket hasn't given you enough content five days. Surely whatever needs to be said over that five days has been said you don't need a podcast about it. Well, I'll be honest with you Rob. I do enjoy cricket. I've never listened to a cricket podcast. There is one isn't there Greg James

and James Anderson. Even cricket fans, that's like that's too much for us. Yeah. Do people actually like, I sort of forget people actually like cricket. Like, you know, like, but like, I'm like that of everything, like, if I don't like it, I sort of think, do people, yes, people, you do, Rob. Yeah, I've noticed, and we all do that. I know everyone does it slightly. I think, because all the things you like are also really popular, you can't believe anyone would like something that isn't really popular. Yeah, because I was like, I'm apologetically mainstream and like normal things. I can't, and I'm...

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portrait artist of the ear. If anything, it's less weird. It's more weird. Also, before we carry on this, my sounds weird because I'm in my office and I haven't got the sound proof in stuff. So it's a bit echo. It doesn't sound normal. Is that shirt that you've got up hung behind you just an attempt to inside the wall. Michael said, if you could put some like stuff around the mic, it might help. So what I managed to do is see if you can see that. I'll got a coat there next to some Lego. I've got another coat there next to the wall. I don't think it's working.

Also, I've been outside loads, my face is really brown, but look up my arms. You're not brown, aren't you? Yeah. Oh, blamely. So, Josh. Tell me about your time. Well, no, I think we've got too much to literally too much to talk about. I think we've got two episodes worth here Rob. Let's work out how we're going to do this. So first of all I don't think we do shout out if that woman wants a shout out of a kid. If that's that's that one one one one one one one one one one one one that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the their their their their their their to to to to to to to to their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their try. I try. I try. I try. I try. I tell. I tell. I tell me. I their to to to to to to to to to to to to get her kid to read out our names. Then you get a fucking shout out for having two kids. Shout out, withdrawing. Shout out withdrawal. I mean, oh well, you've got two under two.

Yeah, loads of people have, right? That doesn't mean you must matter, get a shout out, okay? Oh, we've got a shout out here for Sarah. But now you're taking more time on the shout out time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time. Sarah, she's working 9 to 5 this week. But who fucking cares? Not enough for a shoutout. Okay? I'm not saying I want some stories. I don't want this Britain's got talent. No. Anyway, no, I'm a bit on the edge. I have a maximum of six months to live. Is that what you're saying if you want to shout out? Or a nan. Or a nanan that's just died. I've got a greasy. I've got a greasy. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. to th. th. th. th to th th th thin th thin that that that that that that that that that that that that that's just that that that's just that's just that's just that's just that's that's that's that's that's that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that's just that. that. that that that that that that th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. I the the. I the the. I the the the. I thoooo' the the. I the. I the. I that's just that's just that's just that's just a Rob. What's that mean? I looked at my tea be greasy. I looked at my tea when it's coming up, there's grease all on the top. Is it actually grease or do that be it looks a bit shinier than normal?

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buzzing off that, then I'm not having it. People drink tea because when they go, Andrew I should go, do you want a cup of tea? Just because that's what you've always been offered back in like the olden days. But if someone offered you squash for I've been a Yazoo or a tea? You're not having a tea, are you? Sorry, am I coming around to play with your daughters? Right, I'm coming out to... Welcome to my Pido's lair. We would like a yazoo.

A Yazo? Yeah. Keora. Sorry I'm a bit of a man on the edge. Let's we've don't we had a couple of weeks off because of you were on holiday. I was on holiday fuck me these bites. I've got these bites all over my fucking legs and it's hurting so much. Oh you and runs out a bit did you? A bit of hash brown. Absolutely not. Look at these like... I can't get my legs up. Come on, shut. Well, I'd argue moving the screens easier, isn't it? Pretend how to get my leg in shot. Stand on the chair. Stand on the chair.

Fucking out. Fucking out! This is mental. You look like an orangutan. Your arms are so long. Great legs on you, Josh. Cheers. Here we go.

Can you see the bikes? Oh, loads a little. Yes, loads. Fucking bites everywhere, mate. What? What? It's mental. Tell you what, Michael's been spoiled for reels in the first seven minutes,

haven't they? Clip it up. Let's follow up me laughing at how your granddad died with you standing on a chair. Yeah, so we've got my holiday and then you went to... I was on towers. I went to the Monaco Grand Prix and then straight to Orton Towers, then moved house. Also I've got a, I've just realized I've got a message for you. Oh yeah from someone we mentioned before I'll do that why don't we do that in a 10-minute intro. On Friday is 10-minute intro and also.

Don't let them know that it's supposed to be 10 minutes because if we go over and also these are all just things we've invented we could just you know I mean apart from two episodes from two episodes a week before Spotify get the arm we've got we can do what we want the 10 minute intro is such a show of how me and you have negotiated with Michael we just need to do 10 minutes on a Friday right talking to Spotify now I've been doing that an AI DJ you know the AI DJ no there's a DJ they've got like an artificial intelligence DJ that AI DJ? No. It's a DJ. They've got like an like an artificial intelligence DJ that goes, hey Rob, it'd say Josh for you obviously he's really intelligent artificially of course. He goes, hey Rob, got some new tracks you might like and he

just some normal music for you. It's Oasis again. None of that weird shit that Josh I sent to Josh. Blinky blonk. I've got a problem with Spotify actually I don't know whether this is because, th. It, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th th thi, th say, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th say, th th th say, th say, th th th th th say, th say, th say, th say, th say, th say, that, you'd that, you'd say, you'd say, th say, that, that, to say, to say, to say, to to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, that, try sent to Josh. Plinky blonky bollocks. I've got a problem with Spotify actually. I don't know whether this is, because I, you know, it's always good to raise things with companies. I've been listening to brown noise, yeah? Yeah. To get to sleep. Yeah. My fucking Discover Weekly's fucked, mate. I've got, oh, I'm the same with Disney songs. Yeah. I've the the the the that. I've that. I've that. I've that. I've that. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've that. I've that. I've th. I've that. I've got. I've got. I've got, I'm th. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I've. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm the the th. I'm the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the. I'm. I'm. I'm the same with Disney songs. Yeah, I've got like, my top is something called 432 HZ Deep Sleep.

Have you, so you've discovered that this week? Yeah, and then I've got 528HZ, River of Dreams, 432HZ, by oral frequencies, cosmic intuition, 528HZ. These are my recommended tracks of the week now. Could I remove that? I don't know. Is it fucked forever? I've got no idea. Because I'm listening to it for eight hours a night.

They must go, he fucking loves his stuff. Yeah, so what do we do? What should we do it? So why don't we do your, uh, we'll do you today? tod............. So, we'll, we'll, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is it, is it, is, is it. Is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is.. Is. Is. Is. Is it. Is it. Is it. Is it. Is it. Is it. Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it. Is it, is it, is it. Is it, is, is it, Do my holiday next Tuesday. Because there's a lot to get through here. There's a lot to get through here. Okay. And on my 10 minute intro on Friday, intro of any length, the miscellaneous length intro. I'll tell you about, I've got this message for you,

and I'll also try and tell you about the fact the fact the fact about the fact about the fact about the fact about the fact about the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact I wedding sober. This is we are this is rampant. This is rampant we got so much good stuff coming up. So Rob yes you went to Alton Towers and moved house. Well yeah so I started off at the Monaco Grand Prix. Oh yeah full of some of the worst people I've ever seen in my entire life. So the actual race the people the work for the racing companies are nice. It's all made a lot of mechanics it's basically like quick fit in space. Yeah so other mechanics in Formula One are they like just mechanics? Yeah like proper just geeseers like yeah I mean all so many blokes I've never seen them it's like they're talking about you know like what the week those women that walk up and down with the numbers held in there isn't they're right I've never seen so many white blkes working on cars in my entire life. I've like been in Essex.

It's insane. But yeah, I'm gonna talk about like, you know, there needs to be more women on Mott the Week, you like, you know, and stuff like that quite rightly, but I've probably you're only one of them Formula One garages, mate. Absolutely none. Well, there's none that all the people that work there are lovely, all that just loads of geysers, like mechanics and stuff and then obviously have the drivers and stuff, but the actual people that go Monaco, oh my god Josh,

they are proper like, like just money people and it's weird and you're not huge fans of tax. Honestly, old men with young 18, 19, 20 year olds on boats and it looks, it's awful. So not my cup of tea. So, all the Formula One stuff is really interesting. Romney loved it. He loved it. He was on a yacht. He was on the yacht.

He was a couple of youngers. He was his new slim body. He was there, today. . We went to the Grandpapapapapapap've been there a week. Then my flight was 7 a.m. on the Monday morning and I hadn't seen the kids properly for a couple of weeks and it was half-term. Yeah. So I got the 7-am flight from Nice Airpoll but um to get Heathrow. By the way, British airways again. They flew me business class. Thank you very much. Robin Romesh the TV show. I had to cue to put my bags in half an hour both times and I know that's not a long time.

However, surely the point of going business class is to not cue. Am I wrong? I'm all right Josh. You've lost our audience. This is the kind of thing they do be expecting from me. This is not the kind of thing they'd be expended. Look, Josh, it won't my money. It was a TV company's money, but what is the point? And what they've done is British show. People have bought skyboxes so that I don't have to fucking cue. Michael, could you have put some, if you've gone back and put a minute of sad music over the top of this that'd be ideal. Look I'm trying to get back for the Monaco Grand Prix okay. I'm just a working class. I just hope your week starts to get much worse. Well don't you worry about that it does. So anyway the cueing to put my bag in was the highlight of the week to be

honest. Also it's difficult when every bag's Gucci is difficult to tell which one it is on the conveyor belt. But Josh, we'd have got to Heathrow. I'd keep up for an hour to check in on business, or what, what they call it, Eurotraveller plus or whatever. And they, but there was like, oh yeah, sorry, a bit tart in space today. They've built on their own fucking terminal. It's terminal. How the fuck? Can you have an entire terminal? And it's still be massacute. Anyway, anyway. That's why I ran over. I've done too much flying. So flyback, get picked up at basically at 8.30 a.m. Normally they get from Heathrow. From Heathrow.

Meet Lou, we drive to Orton Towers. At all in the end of world all good have a coffee we plow on. Can I ask a question Rob? Did you suggest to Lou why don't I meet you at Alton towards at lunchtime? I couldn't do that. It feels like you're going out your way to meet me at Heathrow. Because really should be going over the M25 not under the M25. It feels like you're going, see don't, for me, I don't want you to go anyway. Don't do it for me. I care about the environment a lot. Sure I've done 15 flights in about two months. However, I don't want to waste petrol on going under rather than over the M25 when you could be driving to, it's miles away, Watton Towers. Yeah, Stafford. So far away. Also, have you been to Orntowers?

Uh, yes. I don't like big scary rides, do I? No. That is their thing. That is their thing. That is, I'd say what they're known for. Yes. They've got to see Beebies' world. I can do roller coasters, Rob. Yeah. Because if you put me in to to to to to to to to to the to to to their to to their to to their to their to to their to their to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their towa towar towards towards towards towards towards towards towards towards towards towards towards towards towards towards where I just have to be strapped in and it happens to me, I'm fine. Yeah, if you're like... You should go Berlin with Tom Allen. He's bloody love that. Look at the bites on him. Always getting bitten on a holiday. If I have to take the step, I can't, I can't physically do it. lights on him. It's always getting bitten on holiday. If I have to take the step, I can't physically do it.

Right, jumping off something like that. Yeah, so you know that thing at the start of that normal show? I'm a celebrity where they walk on the plank out over the building and back. Yeah, yeah, when they fly celebrities from the UK to Australia to stand on a plank on the top of a building in Queensland, that normal show? That normal show. I couldn't do that, but I could be dropped from a skyscraper. Okay, it's interesting, Josh, but you couldn't do it for yourself. So, well, I, but the kids absolutely love Daughton's house, to be honest. There's a Cibbies world which they liked and they ready for the bigger rides? Well, so my kids hate simulators because they got really scared on that one at Legoland.

You know that one I told you about, the Mifica one? They went on it too young so they hate simulators but they loved. My seven-year-old refused to go on the gangster granny ride. She wouldn't go on that, but she went on, she went on the wicker man. Wicca Man. Fuck. I mean she does not see it to be fair. No, but she loved it. She'd come off. It was a proper big one. So what happens on the Wicca Man?

It's just a big roller coaster that's got a bit of a scary bit in it and it's like a big wooden. And is she tall enough? She was just tall enough of that one, but then my five-year-old wasn't, so that involved her getting a teddy. Right, yeah, yeah. And we went around, so when they were going on Wickerman, we went around like the aquarium bit, which my five-rope absolutely loved. There was such a lovely woman that were there who was letting them hold starfish and stuff,

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No, it's so funny. Just chew, chew. Every time it goes off a little train, but it's really funny. And so I didn't want to go in and in the big rides because they scared me too much. Yeah, which is fine. And it worked out quite well because it was two children tha cch ch ch ch ch big, big ones. So it was a lot of me just stood with children.

Yeah. The whole day, you know. So after a while you're a bit like, okay, I'm just stood here watching, watching you, you know, watching people do rides. But the kids absolutely loved it. And if you've got really young kids, the C.Bibi world, if you've got... Do you think I would the really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really, you'd the the the the the the the the the the, you're really, you, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the whole, the whole, the whole, the, the, the, the, the, the C.Beebys world's great. If you've got... Do you think I would be a fool to go yet with a two and a five-year-old? I'd say, no, you'd probably be alright with the C.Beebys world, because I'd love that. Would he get, would he be able to go on things? Yes, some of the smaller stuff, but if you're good if you've got older kids that love big scary rides, and B. B. However if you've got like seven, eight, nine-year-olds you're probably better off going somewhere else for that age group but if you like the big

scary ones go there but but yeah that was good we stayed over and did you stay in the rooms that were did you stay in C. B.B.B.s. B.S. hotel. I love Mr. Tumble. I. the. the. the. the. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. the. the. the. the. the. the. B. S. S. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. B. S. B. S. S. S. B. S. S. B. B. B. B. S. B. B. S. S. B. B. S. S. B. S. B. S. B. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, they're quite intense. I love Mr. Tumble as much as an ex-parent. I could not have him looming over me on a mural. Not when they were attempted a hash brown. Even if you were strapped in. Even if I was strapped in and he just went at me. We're going to do it. We were in a tree house which is good because you can share it of another couple. Oh nice. Back to school signals a fresh start for students. New classmates, new teachers, new lessons. Change is in the air.

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super thick rashes of bacon? What's terrible is the waitress was absolutely lovely? It was Amy was the waitress, she was so lovely and I feel sorry for her because they can't, she's like 18 and works in the restaurant. She's not all during the gammon. No, no, of course. And then she has to give people three rashes of bacon. It's unbelievable. I'd say, you know football grounds have a bad reputation. I'd say theme parks are worse. Oh, for food, I think there's no way worse in the sports. I'd say, I'm a huge fan of this place, as you know, I'm a gold member. Even London zoo falls under this. Even London zoo. Even the untouchable brilliance of London zoo falls under the food.

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daughter my tho my five-year-old went down the slide headfirst of her arm out like a superhero she can't swim but she doesn is fucking unbelievable. She just doesn't give a fuck. She's brilliant. It's insane. And like, like, that is punk rock, your five-year-old. She's like... Danger, it's worrying. Because all I see is just how in an 18-toe.

Imagine when she's 15, Rob. God. Yeah, anyway, so she was... And they wanted bikinis though. They're obsessed with crop tops my daughters and I don't know why. Why are they watching crop tops first series of towell? I mean who's got crop tops? They're obsessed with crop top? Well it's awful for kids because like my son was out in the... I mean I don't want to this isn't... I won't go too far into the holiday. Focke and oh that's. I that's. I that's. I that. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's that's. I that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I the their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tops. I tops. I tow. I tow. I tow. I tow tow tow tow tow tow tow tow towar tow tow tow tow tow tow tow towar tow tow tow tow tow tow tow tow tow tthe holiday. Fuckin' that's a big cup. I won't go too far into the holiday. Yes, it is quite a big cup. You're right, it's a Super Bowl one. Oh, you've been to the fucking Super Bowl as well.

Fuck it out! Do you have to be a year for our Bobby B? I think the problem is I do all these things you work. I just don't don't don't don't feel don't feel, I just don't feel anymore. Nothing to feel. No. When we walked on the Grand Prix track like where all the drivers are and Chris Rock was there, Tom Holland, Spider-Man and all these mad celebrities and then Romish came off because Romish, if you think I'm busy, Romish is schedule. He's in Africa for three weeks

now, filming Miss Adventures Benz. Yeah, well, that's still the he came off the gridwalk thing with all those celebrities and all the loud cars and it was Monocos. He went, oh my God. And he went, I went, what, he went, I think I just felt something for the first time in about five years. He needs to put a stop to that. He needs to put a stop to that. Oh, my chair's gone down.

Is that fun luck? That brain's been. I'm just getting used to the new surroundings. Oh, on that sports event thing, I could play your message now actually, Rob, because it will actually, it'll fit in. So, someone got in touch with me. Yeah. Someone I know.

I know someone. I work with someone that you've mentioned on the podcast. Oh and I said could you get a message from him and the guy recorded a message and did you ever used to watch this is your life where they record like the voice so you go do you recognize this voice yeah he's delivered it exactly like yeah that they go do you remember this person I'm doing it's a different chair that I'm doing so everything in what I'm doing? And do you remember this person? And go, Fuck it now, Rob, fuck it. It's a different chair that I'm the...

It's all... Everything in my life's different now. Sorry, Josh. No, it's all right. So, this is Rob Beckett. Do you remember meeting this man? Rob, it's Pink Jacket man here from Whistler. I'm just about finished celebrating in Hatch Browning after the b. I appreciate it went a bit Wilson Raider on you on stage, but watching it back, see Rommish didn't have you back. I spent the whole night on the dance floor waiting for you.

Where were you? He goes on. Yep. I bet he doesn't. I saw him because he's a walled he doesn't. He's not quick. Yeah that's the guy that I took the out of at the Baftas and he he tried to start on me. He's all but anyway the reason I bring it up is a fancy working with us we've got the British Grand Prix Wimbledon and the ashes coming up take your pick. There you go Rob some more fucking the sports coverage for you. Right so I can go yeah but I think he's he's gonna he's he's he's he's he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna the he's gonna the he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna the he's gonna the he's gonna the he's gonna the he's gonna the the he's gonna he he he he he's he's he' he's he's he' he' he' he' he' he' he' he' he' he' he' he he he he he he he's he he's he he he he he's he he's he he's he he's he' he's he' he's he' he's he' he's he' he' he' he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's the the th th th the th thin thin to the to to th to the to to the to to the to the to the to the to the the to the th th to th th th th thi. Yeah, I do as well. I think he's gonna lure me in and bash me up wearing his pink jacket. Do I want to go to the British Grand Prix? Probably not this year. You've already slagged off the ashes. Yeah, probably leave that as well. And Wimbledon, no.

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look like footballers. We have women that look like footballers' wives. Sort of sad but rich. But enough about Rose. But um. But women that look like footballers wives and men that look like footballers. Yeah. men that look like footballers. But I don't know who any of them are. So I'm searching pictures of Leeds players to try and match them. And then... At dinner. I've got to admit it, Rob. I took a few sneaky photos to send to my friends that know about football to say, do you know who these people are?

Josh, but you'd hate that if someone did that to you? I know. I once, I was once in a nightclub in Ibitha Rob, and I saw someone looking at their phone and then I went round and saw they were looking at the Google search ginger comedian and try to check. A lot of pictures of Andrew Lawrence trying to cross-reference them, isn't they? That's why I don't get too angry at people now where we, the way we do it, me and Louie's when it's just me, I just ignore it and I just accept it. That's just what my life is now and that's, you accept that. It's the price you pay for paying, playing for Leeds. Yes, it's the price the price the price the price the price the price the price the price the price the price the price the price th. It's the price to to th. th. th. I I I th. I th. I to th. I to to to to to to to to to to to thi. I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I, I'll just, I, I, I, I, I, I I I I I I I I I, I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I I I I I I I I, I I I I I, I, I I I I, I, I, I, I I, I, I'll thi. I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just ignore.a.a.a.a, I'll just just ignore.a, I'll just just ignore.a, I'll just just ignore. And I'll just, I'll just, I'll just's... you accept that. It's the price you pay for paying playing for leads. Yes it's the price you pay for going on mock the week. Well the price you

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because I'm a good person. But you, you're dirty, today. To be fair, I take that back because he might be complying just for his insurance. He might not want to take a call off someone, which is fair enough as well. So he might be complying. So I don't know what's going on there, but I'll report back. But so that car is out of action. We're moving house. The only weekend we could move house because Lou is this weekend and Lou was in center

parks with the girls because it laid for numerous reasons I'm not going into. So this was the only weekend we could do it. I was off work Lou had already had center parks but with the kids and I was excited. So Lou went to center parks in the big family. Did you moved house on your own? I had removal men. Yeah, of course. I was the only person there. In the end Lou's dad popped to the the the to the the their. I I I the the their. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the only. the only. the only. the only. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. the the the the the the the the the the the only. the the the only. the the only. the the the the the the the the the the the the only person there in the end Lou's dad popped round to help me clear the garage out of the new place because the builders had left some stuff in there. But I was moving on my own and the only car I had to get to and from was a Nissan Figaro. If you're Googling a Nissan Figuero it's a world smallest car that a boot.

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However, there isn't the family home and she was at her moms. I was and they were like, where's your wife? I'm like, yeah, yeah, she'll be there. Don't worry. She'll be coming back. What? Do you answer all the kid stuff? I'm like, yeah, don't worry about that now. Just put it all in there. So, so did, please tell me you paid the extra for them to box it up. 100% there's no way I could do that. That is the best money I've ever spent in my life. I don't mean that. Like more than when I buy my inhalers. It was like they racked, they individually wrapped the eggs. Yeah. They moved eggs. What? Just like eggs? They're a good company though, but, but, so we had them before, right? And they're called M25 movers, and they're really good company though, but, but, but, but, so we had them before, right? And they're called M25 Movers and they were really good,

really good company. However, because we used them before and then we looked on the website and I was like, I will book them again. They were really good, really polite, really efficient, took stuff down, I literally couldn't thoult them for what they did. Anyway, when a website is a little bit like Brexit because it was like, oh we've been working for 20 odd years and even despite the influx of cheaper foreign labour, we've maintained the business and I was like, oh God, it sounds a bit Brexit but they are cheaper. How much to my moral stretch for an extra grand. I've already got a car crash to deal with it. I'm paying it, is they're a grand less than the other people. So I was like like like like like like like like like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, their, their, their, their, oh, I, I, oh, I, I, oh, I'm, I'm, oh, oh, I'm, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the..... the. the. the. the. the. the, the, the,'re a grand less than the other people. So I was like, oh God, anyway, so I'll just book him because they were good. Like, you know, let's, you know, let's, I always say, meet the man, not the website.

Exactly. Yes, you've always said that. You've always said that. Turned up. Ever since I've to. . Foreign, everyone, a mixture of Italian and Polish, lovely guys. Lovely guys. And I don't know, and it feels like they're sort of like, I don't know, I don't know,

I don't know what that website's getting at. But they're just all foreign. I was chatting to the boats Italian who's talking about Jventus. He wants into Milan to lose because he ate really good guys. I was like, I was expecting like I was expecting Union Jack. If you forget him again, could you check if he recognize any of his footballers? Yeah, I'll send them to him now. So he says. But yeah, so I was dealing with the the move. And so Lou went on the Friday morning. They were coming to pack the boxes up on Friday. We got back from Morton Towers Wednesday. Thursday I had to go into London to do some work and filming. And I was running around around around around around around around around around around around around around around around around the the to to to to to to the to. I. I. I. I. I. to. I. to to. to. to. to to. to to. to. to. to. to to. to. to to to to to. I. I was, to. I was, to. I was, to. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to....................... And, to. And, to. And, to do some work and filming and I was running around between, because I had to have four or five days off to do

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and it's like oh and I've never done this before in my life. I grabbed my head a baseball cup and I grabbed it, squeezed it and threw it on the floor. What like a feel like a bet of the bookies in a movie. Yes. And I sort of did that and it made me laugh, but it made me go, right, this, you're not all right here, Rob. No. But I sort of was easy on myself to go, yeah, but moving house is stressful. It's, and I've, it's one of the top, it's, isn't it, the worst, the worst, thi. the worst, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, isn't, th. th. the, isn't, isn't, the, th. the, isn't, the, isn't, the, the, the, right, isn't, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, the, the, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. the, right, right, right, right. the, right. the, right, right, right, right... the, right, right, right, right, right... the, right, right, right, right. the, right. the, right. th. the, right, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you're, the, you're, the, the, you're, the, the, you're, the, the, the, the the most stressful things. And I'd come off the back, I worked every day in May, every single day I worked. So I'm coming back off the back of, I know it was fun, nice things, but you are at Monica

Grand Prix and stuff like that, but you are working there's a pressure and it's stressful. I'm very lucky to do what I do. But when you don't have a break from day, it was, it was so the move, you know, I was lucky enough to have the movers and stuff like that and tell him where to put it all, but we all got in eventually, so that was fine, and if you are moving house and you find it very stressful. I would recommend that John Robbins

and Ellis James new episode, Yeah. interesting episode because Ellis talks about being quite stressed from family pressure and moving out which really made me laugh because I was in the middle of it as I listened grounded by boxes and then John who's a four or five months sober now is he or is it more than more than I'm sober he talks about his journey with his alcohol problems and stuff when it's really enlightening and an impressive so that that is a good listen if you are a a bit stressed and struggling but yeah I I think I try try try try try try try try try try try and I try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the they. the tha the tha try. the the the the try. the the the try. the the the the try. the the and struggling but yeah I think in trying to be open and honest on this podcast is always best to be true for what I felt so stressed and when you've got you know and you know you got the kids have got a move in.

You threw the stress now? Yeah so I'll so that was like the first day and I was sort of a to thrown. I was. I was sort. watch and pack it up. I was sort of just like all quite stress of it all. Because also as well my, I worked from home a lot of the time. So you got to get all your stuff in there and set up. And then we got to the house and there's no there was no internet obviously because there's no Wi-fi. There is no phone single. Zero. Of course. No. Just no. You cannot phone someone or ge. Zero 4G. Fucking now. So we've got Wi-Fi now. I was there for four days on my own with no phone signal or 4G or Wi-Fi. I was like, you know what, I think it's been quite good for me. Like spiritually, just have them time. Totally alone. Wait for.

Joe, I love the internet. I fucking love it. I love Instagram. Oh, it's toxic. It's bad for you, is it? No. Joe what's worse? My brain.

That's what's worse. Be it alone. Just with the internet to you because the internet is good if you use the right useful tools on it because when I've got the internet I can find a meditation I can find some brown noise you can find all that kind of stuff So that was just absolute carnage that that first three days of just that also I was just just sitting just when I was unpacking boxes but I was like I had one album album downloaded because you don't download no one down. So I had a few podcasts.. Just to to to to to the to to the to to the to to the to the to to to the to the to to the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I their. I their. I their I their I the internet. I the internet. I can. I can't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the internet. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tou. I tou. I t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm.? I had one down so I had a few podcasts downloaded at one point I just drove for 20 minutes until I got 4g to download some more podcasts in my

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So anyway, so we're sort of, we moved in now, there's about a million different. What's your percentage box-wise? Well, we had 112 boxes, but they do crates now, not boxes, so you have to give the crates back. It's not cardboard anymore to save the planet, right, these guys. They're really they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. they're the. they're the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. the. thoome. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. tho. tho. th. th. th. tho. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. to-a. We canean. We canean. So-a. So-a. So-a. So-a. So-a. So-a. So-a. So-a. We too. So-a. We you have to give the crates back it's not cardboard anymore to save the planet right these guys they're really good company so I think don't ignore their website because I think it might be a bit of a mistranslation that I read but they're good company so I got I did 45 crates on my own Saturday and Sunday out of 112 but they're coming to them tomorrow and I think we've only got like like like like like like like like just going to pour them on the floor. That's what we're doing at a moment.

Yeah. So yeah, we've worked away through the boxes. The pile is back. The pile is back. The pile is the biggest pile we ever seen in your life. Um, lovely people. Suddenly we're doing shout-outs. Yeah, but they were nice people at Ontowels and I'm going to say big up to John at Sky. Because where I am is a bit of the middle of nowhere. John,

I spoke to John at Sky about about 15 times, right? Generally to the point now, if I'm up in Scotland, that's where th.. It's, th. And I'm they. It's, th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I were, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thea. Oh, thi. We're thi. Sorry, thi. Oh, thi. Oh,'m up in Scotland, that's where he is, that's where he's based, I would think, oh, I've got a thing. Sky, is he based in Sky on the Is he based on Sky? Yeah, that's where they started, do you not know? I reckon if I was up in Scotland doing a gig and I'll think, oh yeah, Kevin Bridges is up here, come out with him. And I think I'm two more phone calls away from just ringing up the help desk number and saying, hello, is John there? And he goes, hello, and he does my account name, my number, and I go, fancy drink after my gig, John.

We've built up such a rapport. Thanks, John. And I'd like to do a big shout out to all my friend, footballers that I've been hanging out with. Yeah, what the name name is, and I, and I, and right back, the midfielder, we've had a great band and thanks for doing the photos with me. But with you? Great guys, great guys. Cool, anyway, yeah, so that's my, we'll do your holiday next week and then we'll just have, yeah, I've got some other little bits and we can chat about on the on Friday. We've got 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10. 10. 10. 10 10. 10 minutes. 10. 10. 10 10 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. I I. I th. I's, 10. I's, 10. I's, 10. I's, 10. I, 10. I, 10. I, 10. I, 10. I, 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. guest, for everyone to look forward to. Yeah, sorry if I've blabbed on there, but we've been, we've been apart for a bit so we're good to catch up.

It was a lovely roller coaster, no pun intended. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That definitely not intended, thank you. Small business? Yeah, let's go. Love listening to your podcast, which entertains us regularly on our commutes and travels. Would love you to give my sister Hannah a small business shout out. She runs an osteopathy clinic in South Hampshire and Dorsey is

specializing in deflating white... I'm so much said windy babies. That's very useful we had a problem or osteopathy for bad I don't think it's just that. Oh, so they do other osteopathy. Yeah, they do other osteopathy, but she's very good at that. Right. And she calls that osteopathy for babies is what she calls it, but her sister calls it, deflating windy babies. Yeah. Breastfeeding and support as well as pre-natoenetal treatments treatmentment treatments treatments, but treatmentmentmentmentmentmentmentment, to-a-a-a-a-based-a-based-based-based-based-based-based-based-based-based-based-based-based-based-based-s, to-s, but treatmentmentmentmentmentmentmentto pregnancy. She can offer treatments for dads who have hurt themselves showing off door lifting babies out the

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It's just shh. Josh, Watercom. It's a place. It's a place. It's a hamlet in Hampshire. Oh, there's not closing in on strong water. Okay. Right, here we go. Hi, Rob and Josh.

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Thank you keep being sexy and relatable Amy. There we go. If you need to use it or if you want to donate go to South End Care Bank on Instagram. Josh, I'll see you. Thank you for listening. See you for 10 minutes on Friday? Yeah, absolutely. Nothing more, nothing less. Nothing more, nothing less. See them. Bye.