Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP51: Children Are Bad At Things

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

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You ready? Yeah. It's a lot to discuss. Let me do the opening, then we'll sort it out. We don't need to do the opening. we've got to discuss this mic first. Don't do the opening, we'll come to the opening. Right, there's a lot going on here. Just be honest, this clip isn't for the podcast, this is for Instagram, what the fuck

is going on with your mic? You know, my... Also, I want to ask why you're dipping with sweat as well, to be honest. Because I ran back from school. Right, okay, fair enough. That makes sense. So, to address the sound issue at my new office, Michael sent me a link to a new microphone struck you down to the size of a borrower. So this is my new mic pop shield. It's fun. It is bigger than my head.

So the normal mic's inside that? Yeah, it's like a Russian doll of foam. So I'm just gonna... That's actually works best for sound, so you're okay with this? Sorry, you look like you're a victim of crime. I know we can't reveal you are. First of all, they just rang me up and asked for my bank details. But it sounded like it was the bank, so I gave it to them.

Let me pull it. What level do you look this mess insane? It's so funny. I can't try to touch it. I feel like it looks like I'm getting sucked off by a nun. Yeah, so the sound is better though, but can you put up with his giant mic? Well, yeah, I think... Josh, you look awful after your life. You look like awful.

Awfuls happened. Your blood red out. When did you get back from the run? Ten two and then we had a bit of a panic and for ten minutes. Who had a panic? Me and Rose. Oh, what about? So this is recorded in advance.

We could admit that. Oh, because we're going to Glastonbury. No, no, but this will be... It's all recording in advance, Josh. That's how the world works. Unless it's live. Go ahead, I'm sorry. So we're going to Glastonbury at 4 p.m. You'll leave it, oh you're leaving today? So we're recording some thirsedia before. You're going Thursday night?

No, no, no, we're going texting. Sorry, I'm replying, yeah, I'll be honest you, I'm replying to an email. You've got to be, you're fucking kidding me. Sorry, you got to be. It's an important, so I wanted to change a meeting and I need to say it's okay with me to do it now because by the smiling away to yourself, loving the fact you had a meeting being changed. Oh, it's a terrible meeting as well. But I'm just, you know, I'm in a good moods now. I had an awful day yesterday, we can talk about that.

Oh yeah, carry on. So, so you've got, are you takingoday. Rose loves packing. Rose loves packing. She made a port when she was in a really angry marriage, she said she was going to give her view on this on the podcast because I said it will we can pack very quickly. So this is your 10 minute little stress chat. How are you stressing about of Glastonbury? Because Shell was going to get her at half eight, but she wasn't here at 8.50 and we hadn't heard from us or we were panicking that we'd given her a later time. And what to look after your little one? Yeah so that we could get ready to go to Glastonbury. Right, yeah. And we were panicking that we just told her turn up when we leave to go to Glastonbury.

Right, okay. And we're like, oh my God. Where is, shit and piss for Glastonby the same way she does get in a fake town to go to Greece? So that she's ready for it when she arrives. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Like, she's been at a festival. Exactly. Yeah.

Okay, cool. We texted Shell. told her. She didn't reply. then I phoned her and she answered and she's like, oh thank God you phoned me because she's got a courtesy car at the moment because her car's failed as MOT or something. Yeah. She couldn't call us because there was no Bluetooth in the car and so she was trapped. I've just realized it's a really boring story. But anyway it was really incredibly stressful. I'd argue that's not that stressful. I'd argue that's not that stressful. It is because because because because because. I the the the th. I th. I th. I's th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd th. I'd th. I'd. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'd th. th. th. th. thr. thrown. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thrown. thrown. the. the the. the th's not that stressful. It is because you're suddenly going the whole day's fucked because this was our day when we were going to pack to go to Glastonbury, Rose's got a nail appointment, I've got to do this, all these

things suddenly we're looking after our son instead. Yeah, so it was incredibly stressful. Yeah, yeah, incredibly I think you may have, it's like, you don't live with me and Rose. You don't those. Rose. th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's that's that's that's to to that's, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that's, that's, that's, th. th. that's that's th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. throw, th. th. that's th. that's tho. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th live with me and Rose. But you too like... I'm not saying Rose was projecting but at one point, in the middle of it, she said you're never going to build that wooden table the Sasan Pit, we should just get rid of it and I thought this isn't the issue at the moment. That's just another worry that's crossed up. This is not the problem we're dealing with. I do that though. When I'm stressed about something, I'll start thinking of other things.

And you sort of like start bullying yourself with extra stuff. What are you shaking? My protein shake? You're boaking up again, are you? No, I just run back and I haven't had time for breakfast. Okay, but it's all sorted. shipped. to she. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoome. thoomea. thoome. thi. thi's just just just, thoomoomoom's. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I'll just thi. I'll just thi. I'll just th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's thi. thi. I's thi. I's just just just just just thi. thi. thi. thi. toea. toea. toea. thia. thia. I'll just just just thia. I'll just thi. I'll just thi to look after the kid. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Oh, that's good. So what time did she arrive? Well, she was seven minutes away when I found her just before the start of this podcast, so I imagine she's arrived. Just now. So did you have that argument before you'd run her? Yeah, because we texted her twice and she haven't replied. I wouldn't say it was an argument. I would. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to to to thi. I w. I w. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I w. Yeah, I w. Yeah, I w. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was. Yeah. I was. I was. I was. I was. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. Yeah, th. Yeah, that that that that that that that that th. Yeah, that that's th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I would. No, no, let me pressure.

You don't need to. It was an argument. No, yeah, I'll be a little around yesterday because I was, she would both have been a bit snapper with each other. Oh yeah. It's just, it's just tiredness, isn't it? And you just get a bit nar-a-a- The fucking lie. The longest day can't thirty-a in a quarter to six this morning. Soul's the... Yeah, everyone just ends up going to bed so late. It's ridiculous. Oh my daughter, quarter to six in the morning. I was awake by six. Yeah, my kids are getting up about our five six-ish every day. Yeah, anyway. But my brother's newborn sleeps better than my five-year-old.

Oh God. Oh my Godilly and or not in. Intro, should we do the intro to the show? Oh yeah, sorry. That's all right, don't have to apologize. Hello, you're listening to Parenting Howe with... Ready? You say, Bob Beckett. Can you say, Josh Whitticam? I did a fool.

I did a poo. I did a poo. I did a poo. I did a poo. I did a poo. I did a poo. It's a good one. It's a good one.

It's a great one. He did. This is Remy. I like that name. Remy? Well, didn't we have Remy before? We did, yeah. It's very voguey. I bet a lot of people have gone Remy recently, I think. Really? Is that a ratatouille? We can't do this again, Rob. No, but I'm just saying I've never heard the name Remy. Remy Moses used to play for the the name for the name for man for man for the name for man for man for to play for man for man for to play for man for to play for man for to play for man for man for to play for man for to play for man for man for to play for man for the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Remy Martin? Footballer? No, that's a drink. Remy. Was the drummer in Stone Roses called Remy Remy?

No, it's called Rennie, wasn't he? Remy Hirono, Japanese celebrity chef. Alfred Remy, American music a theorist. What's that mean? Remy's Michael? Hello. This is Remy who recently turned, fucking out what an episode. Who easily turned 24 months attempting in the intro. Yes, that was a fart during the bath time. Remy was born on the bathroom floor. Bloody owl. Back in June 2021, delivered by her father, unplanned, I'm not a maniac, minutes before the ambulance

arrived. Her sister Noah was born in February, also on the bathroom floor, planned this time, delivered by a midwife. Remy loves saying both your names and has perfected it, and I couldn't help sending in one where she farted to hopefully hear Robin Josh's reaction, keep up the good work, you genuinely make a difference. Dan and Jody in Winston. Is that a place? Yeah, Ashby de la Zuch. Oh in Leicestershire. No, Boron Wood. Oh, near the East Enders set. Yeah. Used to swag there. Elstree Studios.

How are you? How are you? How are you, how are you, Josh? I mean that this is recorded just before, are you excited for Glastine? I? I? I? I? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thian, the, thian, thian, th, th, th, is, is th, is th, is th, is th, is, is th. Oh, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is th. Oh, is, is, is, is th. Is, is th. Is, is th. Is, is, is th. Is, th. Is, th. Is, th. Is, th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is the, the, the, the, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, is that, is that, is that, is that, how are you, Josh? I mean this is recorded just before, are you excited for Glaston, Marie? I am, yes. I'm, yeah, I am excited. I'm gonna go for it and I'm excited. What do you mean if I go for it? I'm just, I think you can have as much, I'm just gonna have lots of fun. Okay. Okay. That's what a strangest thing to say is like, that's a given isn't it? Or like, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's. That's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. I. th. I. I. I. I. th. I. I. I'm. th. I. I'm. I'm. the. I'm. I'm. the. I'm. the. I'm. a strangest thing to say. It's like, that's a given, isn't it? Or like, how? Because I think when you're like, I was, could have been like, I'm not drinking shunken and, oh God, it could be a bit. Yes, you're just going in with it and open mind to enjoy the experience. Yeah, I still my friends. I love food. The one problem I have is that there are, I do have some acquaintances slash friends

I do need to be pissed to spend time with. Yeah, yeah. Are you noticing that a little bit that you sort of think? Sober, I think you're a bit of work actually. Yes, it's interesting who you gravitate to waltz. thiwa. Yes, exactly. Walk away from at 11 p.m. How excited are you? Me? Yes, I am. I'm excited. Again, I'm sort of, see, what's weird is

you're going into the bit of like, oh, I've never done it's sober. I'm not sure if I'm going to like it and I'm worried I'm going to hate everyone. However, I'm going to just go in just relax chilled attitude and just take it for what it is. If you like meditating right, head to the healing fields. Hit to the healing field. Okay, we'll go to the healing fields. No, I'm looking forward to, like seeing all my mates and doing the gig and stuff like that and spending time with Lou and just chilling out. I just really, I can't get on board with the whole just shitting and pissing and not showering in the dirt. I'm like, I feel like too old for that now. You know what I mean? I like nice things Josh. I am worried about the toilet. I don't like it when our toilet hasn't got diffuser in. I am worried. I their their th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told told told told told told told told told told to to to to to to to to to to to told just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi thi. I'm not thi. I'm not the thi. I'm not to thi. I'm just tooooooo-a-I to-I to to-I to to to to-I to to toooo Oh God. I'm not thought about that. That's my worry. The worst case for you, right? You go there. You don't touch a touch a drop of drink, that's fine. You know you're all good. You have a something to eat, bit dodgy, tummy, food poisoning. Sober. Oh my God. Oh my God. I once went to Glastonbury when I was, I must have been about 21, 22, something like that.

And we were still of the age where I had no money, so we brought all of our own drink. Yeah. I had to walk across sight with vodka in plastic bottles and then we brought our own mixer, we brought lilt. Totally tropical tasting lilt. It was a totally topical tasting lilt. And it was it was a the it in the tent and then we were like, right, let's have some vodka and lilt and it was the temperature of a tea that you'd leave but you'd still drink. Do you know what? I mean? A tea that's a little weird about ice coffee in it? Because if you have a normal coffee and it gets cold it's so much disgusting for planet Earth, but an ice coffee fine. Is that medium

temperature coffee? I tell you what you wouldn't have mate. Hot lilt and vodka. So I had a pint of hot and vodka about midday. I thought I can't drink a beer unless it's ice cold. No I thought that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th is th is th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm thi. I'm th. I have th. I have th. Yeah. I have th. Yeah. I have th. Yeah. I have th. Yeah. I have th. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. Yeah. I'm th. I can't th. I can't th. I can't. I can't. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm not th. I'm not t. I'm not t. I'm tot. I'm just just. I'm tot. I'm just just. I'm tot. I'm just. I'm just. I'm tote. I'm th. I'm th. I it's ice cold. No, that was horrible, but you know, it'll do the job. And then I'd say within five minutes, I was having chest pains like I've never had before. I felt... I don't know. I don't know. Like chest pains. I don't know.

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Oh no. And what I was on the bottom and in the baking sun and I'd say after that I can do anything in those toilets. Fair enough, never drank Lilt again. You never drunk Lilt again. Do you know what I think is, and I'm actually looking forward to go in, but, but, but, but, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, I, I, I, I, and I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th and I, th and I'm, tho, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, thi, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and, and, tho, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is a, is a, is a, is a th. I'm, is a th. th. th. there, there, therea, therea, therea, therea, thrown, thrown, tho. thrown, tho. than, than, than, than, than I think is, and I'm actually looking forward to going, but what I find difficult is that I'd radio on and everyone's, I think everyone's just too positive about it. They're like, it's the greatest place on earth, oh my God, it's like, you know, it's about, being, like, I feel like, I feel like, it's built up to their too-bill. And the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I, I the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the, I the, I the, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, th................. th.. th. th. th.. th. th. th. they're, they're, they're, I think, I think, I think, I think, I don't know if it's nostalgia of people went when they were young and it was amazing from when they went like, I love Zobal and she was on the radio and talking about

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I couldn't sit down in the baking heat with our backpacks on for two hours and it was fucking unbearable. There's nothing like it, Rob. When it's the glasso cue. Then we got on the shuttle bus and no joke some absolute got out his acoustic guitar. Oh no! You ain't give me it to you. Right, anyway, let's talk about parenting.

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It's like a peeper. Little peeping Tom. No, so Lou sent the Ocardo to the wrong house, which was lovely little trip out for us. Yeah, this is what I went to, it went to my daughter front of all the audience, the parents that have paid for tickets and stuff. So it was like a big, and it was all like the year sixes from year one to year six doing stuff.

So it was like there was like a little orchestra doing violins and cellos and all that and it was quite impressive. And a lot of singing from the choir. Anyway, she came out and did her recorder and I was, because she was really nervous about going and then we sort of like convinced her to go. Anyway, she came out and she did it, you know, she did it brilliantly and it was amazing, but and it was so lovely to see. But what's interesting is like, it's a 45-minute performance. And I, and she did two songs, Hot Cross Buns and another one. And I'd say she was in the show for what could have been three minutes, absolutely. Actually, I take 90 seconds. And I've sat through 45 minutes of other people's children performing.

And I've never experienced such sort of like life-affirming magic of like, oh my god, my beautiful daughter is up there, confident performing and she was nervous and she's worked really hard and she's got, and you sort of like, and I cried, Josh drawing the hot cross buns. I cried because I was so overruled of emotion and it was incredible. And to jump, yeah, of course, yeah, and to want a penny to a penny. It gets me every time. But I was genuinely like, this is incredible. And then I've never gone from that to complete boredom so quickly when someone else's kid starts playing the instrument. I've never cared so much and so little within, if you watch a football match and you really care. There's a bit of a come down, isn'tthere after the game or you know oh yeah okay but this was instantaneous oh for fuck sake I'm here now for 40 more minutes and don't get me wrong they're all good they're all good they're all

good but you could find the greatest violin player in the world and I still won't give a shit and watch well, that's a good lesson for Glastonbury. It's a good lesson for Glastonbury. I'll tell you why. Go on. Don't go and watch bands you're not interested in seeing because other people are going. Yes, okay, it's a good tip. Because those other children at school, Rob, they are hymn. They are warred out of your fucking thine. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. thin. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. the. the. the. the. thin. the. the, they're thoom. thoome, thoge. thoge. Don't thoge. Don't thoes. Don't the. Don't the. Don't thu. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't, tote. Don't, tote. Don't, tote. Don't tote. Don't tote. Don't tho. Don't the. Don't the else is going to, you feel you might as well tag along, and you're bored out of your fucking bonds.

So what would you do instead then, just go and sit somewhere at... I'm going on my own race. I'm flying my own race to this year. The old phrase, fly on my own race. Are you? I've been thinking about flying my own race. I've been Michael Michael is a classic race flyer of his own race. Sorry, is this an actual phrase of you've been located?

It sounds of it racist. Yeah, sorry. Oh yeah, good point. Flags a flag of his own race. Yeah, I'm not flying my own race. to be clear. Michael turns up at every glass. White is right flag. Yeah. I'm not flying my own race.

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Oh, fuck. Okay, so go it alone. Yeah, that's the thing, isn't it? It's... But I couldn't just leave the school hall. You couldn't just leave. You couldn't just leave the school hall. No. And they were great as well. It wasn't like they were bad. I just don't care about other people's children.

No, of course. And they don't care our daughters are shit but we don't realize it ourselves. No they're all shit. Oh come on now. No no you I'm not saying I can scheme of things. No no I'd say in the grand scheme. You've seen some better musicians. Not not of children but generally. Yeah I know but that's not a fair judgment is it exactly. You're watching Floyd Mayweather get beaten by a pulp by Tyson Fior then saying he's rubbish at boxing he isn't he's furious is bigger than him no but what I'm saying Rob yeah is children are bad at things I don't know they were good I mean you're very limited of a recorder they couldn't have played three blind mice or cross buns whatever it was any better and that

a limitation of the recorder but it was efficient and it was good. And all the other singing was good. What I'm saying is there's no much to shit? No, I'm saying musically. Yeah. All children are shit. All children are shit. What does possible sound like for your business? What does possible sound like for your business?

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And you have to, it's a lot of, it's like going to glass and me just for Elton John. Yeah. You've got to sit through the other things. And there's nothing wrong with our tick monkeys. Well, there might be. But I know what you mean? It's difficult isn't it? Because when we went to the Christmas thing, reception went on first as well. So you're on first. Yeah, I'm contemplating, this is my plan. You sit by the exit and you say to a teacher or if they're a little bit too stiff neck, find you know, the, what they called at school, the groundskeeper, what they called at school, the groundskeeper? What they called? The school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the school, the ground the school, the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground the ground, the, the, the ground the ground, the, the, the, the, the, the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I I I the, I I the, the, the, the, the, I I I, I I th.. I I th. I th. I th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm contemplating, I'm contemplating, I'm contemplating, I'm their, I'm contemplating, I'm their, I'm the grounds keeper with all the keys and the big mobs nor yeah the oh what they called school caretaker caretaker give him a tenor and go mate can you come in and just whispered my ear and say oh sorry so I

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Yeah. And you get it out of your'm just taking a call. No, but the oh god no, no one's going. He shouldn't take that call. Yeah, but then further afield in the hall, people won't have heard the oh god no. Oh my god, I've got to answer this. Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god, I've got to do that. Do, do that. oh my god it's my agent, it's my agent, this could be big. No, that's bad, I think I'm gonna slip the caretaker atenna. They've changed the dates.

They've changed the dates for Rob and Romesh. Can I fly on a Tuesday? Oh, the other things I want to talk to you about. So, the new house move, we've put grass seed down to grow grass obviously because it's just mud at the moment out of the front and it's really exciting Josh because it grows really quick. Does it? I think it's weird because you sort of look at it and go, is that grass coming from? Because it's all brown but then it's a little bit like when I was like 11 trying to find pubs on my body? It's not an image. That's just a horrible image. It's, it, it, it, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a the th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. th. th. th. the the the thi. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the they. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it. It's, I. It's, I. It's, I. It's, I. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the th image, that's just a horrible image. Yeah but you're just looking at it just above your penis and you go, is that a little bit of sprouting? Is it germinating

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So we got our cat that's basically loves being outside. He just doesn't like coming in, he's outside all the time. And he's got space in the house much just to eat and drink. Anyway so we've got in this little hutch thing around the corner so I thought well if he can't you know because it doesn't come in sometimes we haven't got a cat flap at this house so when we shut the doors like we've got a little hutch like a warm hutch thing for him to the try and he can go to if he wants to to to. Yeah. And we've not seen him for ages but then we've realized there's like a near our house, there's like a cat rescue place, right? And so there's cats everywhere. I think he's the-o'er. I think your cat has handed himself in to cat-o'-treatment. Well I think he likes other cats and there. And there there there'll there'll there'll there'll there'll there'll there'll there'll there'll there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their there's there's there's like. there's like. there's like. there's like. there's like there's liked. there's like there's liked. there's liked. there's liked. there's liked. there's liked. there's liked. there's liked. there's liked. there's liked. there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's like. there's like. there's like. there's like. to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th thi. the time and loads of other cats to sort of chill out with. So I think we were tempted to knock on there and go look we've got a cat but he don't really come home much. We worried that he may have like handed himself him. Lou was on the website last night looking at cats to

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This is probably awful. It's fucking awful. Yeah, I was looking on the cats to adopt page last night just in case he'd been snucky. But he hasn't. I'm sure he's fine. Did I ever tell you about when I took a stray cat back to the vet? No. So there was was was was their was their was their was their was their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. thi. thi. thi. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. th that. that. their. that. that. that. that. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just. It's just. It's tot. It's tot. It's tot. It's tot. It's t tot. It's just just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's the t couple of months. We started feeding it so it became quite a loyal knocker on our door. And we were like, I don't think this is a neighborhood cat. Maybe we should take it to the vet and see if it's been chipped. So we got it in a box, like a cat box. And I took it to the vet. And I was like, there's a net, you know, you just think they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just going, they're just going, they're just going, they're just going, they're just going, their their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. is a thi. is a thi. is a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. this cat. Yeah and they came out and they were like, yes Chip did someone who lives about a mile away so we're going to take it to them and then they were like, do you want to come and say goodbye? Did you? No, because I didn't know

what I said. I was like, what did it say? I didn't know like, because I would the vet be there? And then they'd be judging me on what I said to to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say the to say their their their their their their their their their the because I, would the vet be there and then they'd be judging me on what I said to the cat? Like, yeah, I think there are levels to pet ownership where I think we've got pets and dogs and I know you technically, but I know, but you've got your cats and stuff like, but, you know, I love, I do love for another moment about it a bit more, the new house, it's a bit more space. It's a lot more chilled. But there are people above where it's like, they're not even like family members. It's like beyond family members.

It's sort of like, like it's a real, they're really into it. What is that, is cats, cats in the country time a bit more of a sort of loose, free-flowing format? Would you say? When dogs? When I I dog and cat would just go in and out. Oh really? Yeah. Wouldn't your dog run away though? No? No. No. I don't know why it wouldn't. Just didn't. Nowhere to go, isn't it? Ages away to anything else. Exactly. There's nothing to run to. The spars two miles down a hill. No dog wants that. My dad for a period had racing pigeons. Right, this son Pat Matt. Where do he race them? How do you race a pigeon? It just sort of like whoever gets back first basically.

So what would happen is you'd have to train them. How? So the way you train them, it's fucking incredible that pigeons can do this. Yeah. So basically what happened is my dad, I think that we had an injured pigeon turned up, and he kind of nursed about down, he just got into pigeons and started keeping pigeons, racing pigeons. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I think if someone gets into pigeons, I sort of feel like, is everything okay? So what would happen?

It's incredible so that you get the pigeons in their pigeon basket and you start by driving maybe a few hundred yards away and release them and then they fly back to the pigeon loft. Right. And then you just do it further and further and they just got this homing instinct. Yeah. And then with pigeon racing, they'd literally get taken to different places in the country.

Sometimes I get taken to mainland Europe, like to Belgium. All these different people's pigeons, and they put a ring on their leg, and that's what you'd use to say what time they got home because you put it in your timer, and it would stop the timer. Right.

To prove that you're not lying. So the pigeons would fly, they they they they they they they they they they they they they'd be released in Antwerp and then they just fly straight back to the loft. How long does it take to get from Antwerp to the loft? I don't know. A few hours? I don't know. Isn't it mad that they can do that? But then we had its massive tree in the garden that the pigeons like to go in? Yeah. And you can't stop the clock to the togu. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tak. tak. tak. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. tak. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. can take the thing off the leg so they fly all the way up back from Antwerp and just sit in this tree and then my dad would be in the garden like shaking their food going come on! Come on! Oh that's good I was now about that about pigeons Josh. Yeah homing pigeons that's why they used them during the war as well presumably. oh talk the other pets we get that we're calling the new dog Georgie Paulji pudding and pie yeah yeah but that means you've got Fred and George

and people keep saying to me oh because of Harry Potter I don't even know what that means oh is that never watched Harry Potter already and I didn't know about Fred and George. It is fucking pathetic when grown-ups from Harry Potter. Oh Josh, that's a dangerous game to play. I don't care if we're listening. I'm quite controversial today, aren't I? Children's shit in music. Harry Potter is for kids not grown-ups. They're I think, I think if the person likes Harry Potter accepts, oh yeah, it's because I've read it as a kid and I loved it in a nostalgic way, but people go, no, literally like,

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Oh, are you? So, yeah. What's the plan? Art clubs? We're going to Wittable. to Norfolk. For a little holiday? Yeah, we're just filling, the t it's just a nightmare if you don't fill it.

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Did we do a couple of correspondence? Yes, let's do correspondence, Rob. Okay. Kids' hair dresser requests? Hi, Rob and Josh. I was listening to a thapapap people to write in about any odd requests at the hairdressers. Oh yeah, my daughter wanted it longer, didn't she? Yeah. When my oldest son was about five, I took him to the hairdresser and he asked what sort of hair cut he like he like.

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That's what annoys people about Harry Potter is. Fair enough you like it and you're an adult, get on with it, whatever. But it's when they use the terminology and you go pardon, and the classic, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is, the, the, is, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is, the, the, the, the, the, the, so, the, so.o, say, say, the, say, say, the, say, one, I've had to look, Expelli Amos is up when they do a trick in it. Yeah, a potion of spell. Yeah, what is Hufflepuff? It's one of the houses, Giffenor, Huffelpuff, Slitherin and another one. Griffindor, Harry Potter and Griffindor, and the baddies are in slither in slithering, are they? And the baddies are blonde again aren't they? Yeah Draco Malfoy. Always the way. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of the blonde people being the little weird, evil

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The only person gets more sleep than me, Rob is Rose. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Bit of fun. Is it a little bit annoyed though? You can't sense a little bit of a... I think, I think, if you are the guy, if the guy, are the guy that makes a tea in the morning, you should at least be allowed to consistently joke about it. Correct. Yeah, so what time are you getting up in the morning at the moment? Sixth-ish? Sixth? Seven? No, six thirty-seven. Sixth? So you're up then, and is that because the kids up or you're up before the kids? Uh-oh-oh-oh-oh-so-oh. the-oh. the-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so. th-so. th-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so. So, so, so, so, our room, when she came into our room at quarter to six this morning, then she went on the iPad, it was so loud that I woke up at six.

Right, so you do iPad during the week? Well we do if she gets to have a quarter to six, Rob. So you know, we only do iPad at weekends. Oh, I didn't realize I was better than you. Oh, wow. That feels good actually that I've th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that I've that I've that feels good actually. Oh wow okay that feels good actually that I've actually got more of a handle on screen time than the old stiffnecks. Interesting. We don't do it weekends though. Oh don't you thought okay fair enough. Okay fair enough. Too sho. No so she came in at court six. I wasn't ready to get up. Fair enough. So she played games on her iPad. To be fair, when they broke me up at 5 a.m. for Father's Day, they had their iPads immediately, which is way too early until you know. No, no, Rob. You win.

Don't let me feel better. Yeah. I'm going to go, I'd have a pint of hot lilton vodka and I've got you back on the booze after that comment. Yeah, exactly. So I then woke up about six myself. Yeah, I read my book. Rob. You read your book. So your boy's sleep's about seven? No, he woke up about, he started making the odd noise about six, fifteen. So you read your book for fifteen minutes? Oh, so you basically get up between like half six and seven. six. six. six. six. six. six. six. six. six. six. six. six. the the the the th. Six, th. Six, th. Six, th. Six, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. So, I's th. So, I th. So, I th. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I've. So, I'm. So, I'm. So, I'm th. So, th. So, th. So, thooooooooooooooooooooooooo. So, I'm then. So I'm then, I'm then I'm th. So I'm th. So, I'm to book for 15 minutes? I used to push it to about 645 if I'm honest. So you basically get up between like half, six and seven most mornings. Yeah. And until you get up and make the tea, and the kids are downstairs with you and you're doing breakfast at that point. No, my daughter will be in bed with Rose. Right while you're up and about doing parenting stuff before Rose look no no no no that's not I we're both very happy with the deal we've struck sure and

when you're working late how will that affect them well hasn't happened in ages actually because they're not been on tour not been on tour the touring just really disrupts the family dynamic because yeah it's not good and then it's unfair the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the th.................................................... th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the.a. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. touring really disrupts the family dynamic because it creates resentment because you're knackered and then it's unfair on your partner because but also you've been away so they've been doing all the bedtime. So it's very difficult to go oh come on now. You know in many ways everyone's a loser when you're on tour. Well I did a gig. Well I did a gig. Well I did a gig. when you're the loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser's a loser. the loser. the loser. the loser. the loser. the loser. the loser. the loser. the loser. the loser. the loser's a loser's a loser. the loser. the loser. the loser. the loser. the loser. the. the loser. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. midnight and then I was up at half five of the kids and then did the school. Everyone loses when you've got a gig. Yes.

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They've been arguing about what to listen to in the cast. So we've been doing a, have a song each kind of thing. Yeah. But what they're doing is they're going is they go, no, no, no, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, they're going, to go, to go, to go, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to me too, to me to me too, too, to to to to to to to to to to in the car so we've been doing a have a song each kind of thing. Yeah. But what they're doing is they don't know I hate that one so they they try and ruin it for the sibling. Oh they veto the other ones. Yeah so I don't like that song so they'll put their hands over there is and go la la la la and I said no that's rude you you don't if you don't like it you can you can you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't you can't the the they they they they they they can't like you can't like you can't like you can't the the they can't they can't their you can't their you can't they can't they can't they they they their you can't their you can't their you their you their you they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to try try try try try try to to try to to they they they they they they they they they they. So then what they've started doing to counteract that is singing along to it, but like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but so they're technically singing along but actually ruining the song. That is annoying. What are the songs? What kind of things are we, what kind of things are we, so d'i-soys, on the mix at the mi, spice, spice, spice, spice, spice, spice, spice, spice, spicicic, spic, spic, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, spi, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah from Sixth the Musical, what else has been, Levitating, Duolipa. And how have they come across these, Radio 2?

No, not really. At school, friends, they love stitches, Shul Mendez, an Ed Sheeran song. They like, I like to move it, move it from Madagascar, but I've put one to the original version, not the Will I am one, it's much much much much much much much much much much much much, th... version, not the Will I am one, it's much better. But yes, there's a certain songs, but I've started banning them. If you've already had it this week, you've got to do a different one, or I choose. Oh, that's good.

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She looks absolutely petrified. It's so funny. Here we go. I've got another beer. There's gonna be more because we've only got Ainsley and Jill. He's gonna cook you a lovely treat in your very own kitchen. Here it is. I don't know. And it's funny, they put eyes on Ainsley and Jill. See you on Friday. Oh, bye.