Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S6 EP53: 69 - 69 - 69 - 24/7

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

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Not shut, Ruddycom. Can you say one bucket? No bucket. Ah, that is two-year-old Charlie, who you can probably tell is currently going through a never-ending no stage. Thanks for keeping us entertained in the isolating early days and every week since. Ellie from South London, currently living in Belfast. Oh, lovely. I loveast. All the pubs shut early in Belfast. Do they? They've got like a weird, not weird, just different. Should we play normal or not normal? The closing times are the pubs in Belfast.

Not in Northern Ireland. Let's stop playing that game there, okay. Okay. It lets me open a can of coffee. So things to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get th. to get th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho thathea th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thea thea ta ta toda today today ta today today today ta today today today today today today today thuu? Okay, okay. That's me out in a can of coffee. So, things to get through today, Rob? We've got a lot to get through. Glastonbury, sports days. Sports day, Gastonbury. Your new hammers? Yes, sound fruit. My stressful day.

Oh, in fact, my stressful day. day Rob. I think that's the best place to start. Okay my daughter's off school ill. Okay is she okay? Yeah I'll be honest Rob. Nothing wrong. She is a nerd and I love her for it. Why have what's happened? She was arguing to go into school even though she's ill because she wanted to finish her nature wand? I'd send her in. How ill is she? Well she's got her concert tomorrow right? to thrown. to thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. to to to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. th. th. toe. the. the. the. the. the. toe. the. toe. the. to the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. and she's got a school trip tomorrow so we we want her to get better right okay and can I ask what the condition is of her yes stomach issues stomach yeah okay that that's one where the parent really really needs to say no yeah exactly you need to be at home just to keep it safe yeah yeah exactly but if she's got a runny nose and a bit of a cough she's straight straight in school. Oh yeah, oh, don't worry about that, mate. Don't worry about that, mate. Anyway, on top of that, so, yeah, Rose is currently two on one.

Yep, and I did see both of them. Did you? When you went to make a tea, because we started a bit late, yeah. Yeah. Because producer, I'm loving, I'm th and I'm th and I'm th and I'm th and I'm th and I'm th and I'm th and I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm tho, I'm that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi. I thi. I th. I th. I that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th th th th th th th the the to to too to the tho too the too the the thoo the the. tho the and he wants to go for a way it takes ages. Sorry Michael. He needs a bottle. Michael's got more reason to be on last leg than you now Josh. Exactly, exactly. So when I was waiting, I was waiting and I heard Rose talking to her children, your children and your children and your son ran in. Yeah, completely ignored her and started playing on the guitars, giggling to himself. Yeah, loving life. And then she did put a foot down and he came out. A good bit of parenting there from Rose.

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children at home when one should be at school. Also she's lost a phone is broken so I'm currently dealing, I've got our email the one of those people on a bike has come and picked it up and taken it. And they'll bring it back later today fixed. So you're doing double admin? I'm just writing now because there's... You're writing now. Don't write now. It's all now. Rose is panicked because I had to send him the code to unlock the phone.

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Exactly. And I feel like I'm going to end up doing something really bad by accident. Yeah. Anyway, enough of that. Sorry go on Josh, she's a stressful day. Yeah. So anyway, she hasn't got a phone either, so I'm dealing with that. It's much more stressful for Rose, but it's that classic thing of the podcast, guilt, because you're obviously, you're off-site now with your podcast. Being on site, being on site when the other parents got the two kids. Yeah, and she'll be right. Well, it's only a day, you shouldn't feel guilty. You've got to work mate. Oh no, no, no. You're locked in. You're grafting in. You're locked in. You're grafting in. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. to go downstairs so she she eats her omelette. She had three minutes to eat her omelette before I had a last leg meeting. What a life! Do you know what?

Being married to a TV celeb is not all that's cracked up to me is it, Josh? It's not, Rob, it's not. It's not. It's not. You just shoveling to say you did brilliant I didn't know he was doing a surprise set to close Glastonbury on Sunday night. Yeah I'm on. Also Rob, my final thing for my stressful day. So hang on your stressful day is that Rose has broke a phone and you've got two children at home? No it's Rose's stressful day. I've got to go for a medical for my life insurance. Yeah I did I say say th ro say that that that the that that that that that that that that that that that th that th rose the th rose th rose th rose th rose th roa th rose th rose th rose th rose th roe th. It th. It was the th. It was th. It's th. It's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. the the the the the th. the the the the the th. th. the the th. th. I was th. th. the th. th. th. thrown. the thrown. the the the the the thro. the thro. throo. I to to to to to to to to to to to to the. I've got to go for medical for my life insurance that's fine. Yeah did I say what happened to my life insurance? What? I was on the phone to him

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Oh, you are fucked. You categorically have no time to do that. You've spent the last leg meeting making the picture round. I've spent the last leg to make the last the last the last the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theating theating. I theating. I theckha thee theating. I theating. I'm theating. I'm theating. I'm thefficeckh. I'm going to to to to to to host a to host to host a the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last the last theck theck theating the the the the the the the the the the the theateate theateateateateck. teateck. te. together. together. together. together. the. the. the. the. Okay. So I've got the picture round. I've made a Spotify playlist of the music round. I've made a Spotify playlist of the music round. I just need to come up with all the questions. Or just all the questions for the quiz. Yeah. So you've done all skirt no knickers. Yeah. You know you need to get some nickers. Found a great picture of Joe Biden as a child. And we can all the to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the thi. the thi. thi. thi. the the the hunter Biden ones you don't want, isn't it? Yeah, it really is, yes. It's a good one for you. What was the name of Florence Nightingale's Owl's Owl? She kept in her pocket. What? Sorry?

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why is he taken over the bus lovely stuff yeah lovely stuff yeah a bit topical so you've got a bus to the medical because where you live in East London the transport the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tr is is the the the tran is the tran is tran is the tran is tran is tran is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the true is the to to the the the the the the the the the the the their is their is their is their is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tree is is is is is is is is not is not is not is not is not is tree is true is is true is is is is is is is is. true is. true is. true is. true is. tre is where is where is where is true is where is thought it's quite hard to get, there's no tube either, is there really? No. No. I get the bus to the tube, but then you've got the bus to the tube. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, so you've got quite a stressful day. That's my chance to write the quiz.

What on the bus? yeah you look bad yeah yeah cheers but you don't look it's big it's big it's big it's big the heads getting big because you have got all stressful day haven't you? Oh but look at this it's water off a duck's back to me now imagine what I'd even like about two months ago yeah you see what he relaxed about it all what I told you this finishes at 2mbray the th what I th I th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I this this this this this this this I the this I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their head head is h. te. te. te. te. tell. their head is. their head is. their head is their head is their their their their their their their head is for a bit. Well, why don't we segue, we'll end with sports, but why don't we segue into Glastonbury? Yes. I'll open this up for you by saying, I've got a lovely picture for the quiz of Alex Turner as an 11 year old. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. That's good. So that'd be a good question. Yeah. So he's at the segue way. Yeah, because I presumed you were going to rip about about your views on the Arctic monkeys. Oh yeah, I didn't really enjoy the Arctic monkeys to be honest. I found it a bit, you know, boring.

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I'm like, am I doing it? I'm like, her, but don't ruin her time. She rolls over and turns to me. Rob, I went, yeah, she went, I've just had a look. There's a room going Saturday night and so far, and so I'm not so far as a too Babint and thin, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the minutes down the road, swimming pool, and it's the hottest weekend at the year. I think you made the right decision. Yeah, I think I did too. And then I said, well, look, I don't mind, I don't don't mind. I don't want to shit on your shit, babe. But deep down going, yes, please, can we go now. to shit, the shit, that, the shit? If you must, I, I, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I thu, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't want, I don't, I don't want, I don't want, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, babe, I don't want to shoot on your shit. There was a room available and there hadn't been any available because it was basically, when we got there, we spoke to him and said that it got cancelled like that afternoon. Yeah. So at 2 a.m., 3 a.m. or something like that, mid of the night, we booked in a non-sleeping

haze from a caravan on 4G, we booked. Now, the difficulty for us is we've got to try and play our way out of this without telling the one. Honestly. Oh, my God, what happened there? I nearly... Oh, this fucking chair! Instagram! Oh my night's gone. This is great content, Rob.

What's going on? The chair's got a thing that makes it go down, my foot got trapped underneath it. I slept my ankle. This is terrible. That's calmer. That is calmer. I don't think, you know, I think this show is what a great considerate, not just husband, but friend you are that you thought you were letting people down. You weren't letting people down. I know we weren't people down.

However, I'll be honest with you Rob. The less people that you have to keep, the the less, the the the less, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the have to keep track of at Glastonbury the better. Yes, exactly. So look, what I would say is, in the past I would have stood there, sort of, if I wasn't enjoying something, be angry, I'm like, this is stupid. Why do people do that? And it's sort of like, and it's sort of like, thrown, this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And even and I was just like, I get why people love it, but it's just not my cup of tea Josh. I know, and I think the opposite is the same thing. I get why people don't like it. Yeah. And if people don't like it, that is fine.

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Well, no, I don't know. I'm new to class. I don't know if that's what the magic is. It's still, it's still covered by the laws of Britain. Is it? Is it? It's absolutely fine. Well, that's the thing that's confused because normally we can talk about it on here, but on radio, on the radio stations, everyone goes, oh my God, Glastonbury has the full story of what's going on. I think Glastonbury has a PR problem in the, it's got to underpromise and overdeliver because currently I think it's the best weekend of my year. However, I'm not banning that around because it just highlights. Yeah, you've got to be into it because when I, we drove in, at one point when we drove

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I need a nappie. I need a nap. Do you know what I need a good old nappie? And the other thing I getting a bit overwhelmed, do you know what I was hoping for? Someone to start a fight with me so I could fight them and then get thrown out the festival? No one's ever been thrown out, Rob. You can't get thrown out? I don't think anyone's ever been thrown out.

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what age? Well, Will Briggs said he went when he was eight, and he hated it and was terrified. Well, a man had his cock out, Josh. Yeah, so ten? Yeah, about ten's fine, yeah. Can I suggest something here? Yeah. Elton John was better on the tele because it was too busy to watch it live? Would that be something that you'd... No, it was the best, it was the best two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two two tha tha. tha. tha. tha. the best tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. te. te. Well, that added to it. For me, watching my friend put on a nappy and piss would detract... I didn't watch.

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are sacrifice? You're a good man Rob. I'm a good guy. The weird thing with the Caitlin Moran show was halfway through you found a hotel across the road didn't you and just went and lay. I found a work in men's club just got fucking sitting there and slag off women for a bit. Anyway talk to me about sports day. I believe we haven't covered the UNRWA. She was good. She was very funny and she's a brilliant writer. writer. Yeah she is good she is very good. Yeah that was an interesting night but you know me and I have done plenty of great things together. Yeah hash brown. Ash brown we've hash browned we've hash browned we've had to taken me to. Carmen I'm gonna try to to my kids love all this shit so I'm gonna have to do it anyway so just getting in early doors. Oh Rob life's tough sports day let's talk about sports day yeah go on should I tell you about

reception sports day in East London and then you can tell me about a sports day Kent yes you can go for it okay no winners no everyone was just taking part enjoying themselves Rob. This has got to stop. I knew it will wind you up. No winners. No. Well, there was to each race. There was to each race. My daughter for the week leading up made it very clear to me

that it's all about having fun. Yeah. It's not about being competitive and maybe you'll win. Maybe you'll win, maybe have to win. However, we all must accept there will be winners and losers and it's being okay with that. How do you feel about this, Rob? Go on. She stopped on the line to cross with her friend. Do you know what? I respect her, but I think she needs a couple of life lessons. Because you know, I'm a good guy Josh, you're a good guy. But we have got, you know, turbo moment. When you, you back, you say, you're, th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, you say, thin, you say, thin, thin, thin, you're, thin, you're, thin, you're, thi, you're, you're, th. thi, you're, you're, thin, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, th. thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be toldld, to be told, to be told, to be told, to be told, to be told,, and we need it. When you, you know, he backs against the wall. Yeah. So when you said there's no winner, so if she had crossed that line first,

was she been the winner of the race? I'll tell you what it was, each race. Because it's reception, it wasn't the main sports day. It was just a reception one. fast it was hilarious. She was so fast. You were like we need to get her in some kind of programming. Project and BAPA. Yeah, she was so far. So each race obviously, but there was three teams and then at the end there was no team that won whereas the higher years there's a team that wins. Yeah, so what they do at our school is there's winners of each race and at the end the scores the te te tee the the the the the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Soe. Soe. Sore's th. Some. Some. Some. So. thiole. thi. thi. thi. So the. thi's thi's the. the. the. the. So the. So the. So the. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. race and at the end they add all the scores up and in one of the colors wins. Yeah yeah yeah so that's what they do from years one to six but not reception. Yeah they do reception with nursery. Oh I think

that's fine then but yeah as long as the people are winning the races but I like I like the lack of competition wrong Josh fuck you're talking s you're on the podcast charts 24-7 before th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th I th I th I tho tho the the the the the the tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their th. thus. thus. thus. the the. the. the. thea. thea. that's that's that's that's that's that's the. that's the. You're on the podcast charts 24-7. Before we went to Spotify and we're out the charts, you'd message me daily about where you were. Rob. You were obsessed with it. Yeah, exactly. I don't want my daughter's brain to go the same way. Yes, but it's an illness. Yes, but you can't shield her from winners and losers. You have to accept there are in a way to deal with it. Can't shield her from bloody winners. She lives with me, am I right?

See, I don't think that's the right attitude, Josh. But yeah, so my daughter's house colour, form cut. I don't even know what it's called. They won overall. But my kids done pretty well in it. You know my youngest who won everything in reception, yeah, obviously it's more competition now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it wasn't a clean suite for her. She sort of, she came second. It's like going from the Commonwealth Games the Olympics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but she came second in the second in the sprint. And my my my my my my my my my my my my eldest, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. My, th. My, th. My, my, my, my, my, my, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter, my daughter's, my daughter, my, my, my daughter, my, my daughter, my, my daughter's, my, my daughter's, my, my daughter's, my, my daughter's, my, my daughter's, my daughter's, my, but she came second in the sprint and my eldest as well, just really weird because I've sort of, I've spoken about it on here was like, she's not that

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Hey, hey, Robin Josh. I thought I might show you a very traumatic boomer parent story. I'm one of four siblings and when we were younger, naturally the house would be a mess of toys. And mom kept threatening that if we didn't tidy our mess up properly, then she would burn all our toys. Oh my god. One day she decided enough was enough. This is what happens when you have four kids in it, you just lose your, you lose the plot. She went around the whole house collecting all of our favorite possessions. She put them in a pile in the middle of our bedroom, made us all stand outside, lit a match and threw it into the room! Fuck off!

Behind the door, at the heroin experience. After about five minutes, she opened the door to show us. She had actually blown the match out before throwing it in. Oh, Pen and Teller, here we bloody go. Lovely stuff. It worked for about a week as we were tidy. But of course all that went out of the window. Then I'm sure a new threat was invented. Only having kids myself now, I slightly understand the frustration but not the psychopathic boomer method. Love the podcast. I tell all my friends to listen from Shinaid from Dagenham, then Romford, then Wickford. You know what I think you got off lightly there because some of the stories we're getting there would have just set their bedroom. Yeah, yeah. I'd say that isn't as traumatic as it could have been. No, that's a thing though you can't th. You you th. You th. You th. You th. You thi thi thi thi threath. You can't threath. You can't threath. You can't threath. threath. I threath. I threat. I threat. I the, you can't th. I threat, you can't the, you can't th. I thr- thr-I thr-I threat. I threat. I thr-I thr-I thr-I thr-I thr-I thr-I that's that that that that's thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi-a thr-a-a-a-a-a-in, I thr-a-a-a-a-a-in. I'm throwne. I throwne. I throwne. I throwne. I throwne. I throwne. I throwne. I throwne. I thrown fire to toys in a bedroom. You can't set fire. Here we go. Rob. I've just got panicked that my picture around's not good enough. That's not like you is it being

anxious about something that means nothing? I'd say Rob these days mate. I'm gonna send you my picture around can you just tell me if it's good to their podcasting? I think it's good podcasting. I'm thin't. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's not thi's not thi's not th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. the thi. the. thi. to to to to to the to to to to to to to the toeeeeeeeeeeea. thi. thi. thi. th podcast. We could put it on our Instagram. As long as you make sure we put it on Instagram, because we're getting lax with some of the stuff, I think there's pictures. Yeah, yeah. This will go on Instagram. This picture around can go on Instagram. So who are these people, Rob? Okay, Nolanne Gallagher, too old. Is that Kim Kardashian in the white? Do you know what I think it is bad radio. I do apologize let's move on. Wayne Rudy? Yes. Garraf Southgate? Yes.

Stormsy? Yes. Mick Jagger? No that's Kylie Minogue. Yeah that is terrible podcasted. Yeah, sorry. Do apologize. Read out another bit of correspondence so we can cut it. Okay. Yeah, no worries mate. Good to have you here. Really helping me out. that. Yeah. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoooo thoooooooo thooooooooo thoooooooooooooooooooo tho tho tho tho that is terrible, podcasting. Yeah, sorry. Do apologize. Read out another bit of correspondence so we can cut it. Okay, yeah. No worries, mate. Good to have you. He's really helping me out. Fulsing me into some terrible radio, they're making me do another correspondence. I'll read out one. No, no, no.

I, Rob and Josh, I've got a boomer. was a bit laissez-faire with my sister and me with regards to school. She was of the opinion that if you had to be forced to work hard at school, then this wouldn't serve you well later in life. Better to leave us to it and figure out life ourselves. This meant, my sister and I could skip school if we fancied it. In all fairness, we never took the biscuit with this and probably only took a day off each term. However, there was one rule. Don't tell Dad. Oh, that's always good, keep secrets in the family. Yeah.

One day we decided to take off. Dad unexpectedly came home early. We saw his car pull up in the drive. Mom screamed for us to hide upstairs. No. he must have forgotten something and will be returning to work shortly. Wrong. Turned out he had the whole day off. When the coast was clear, mom sneaked us up with food rations and with strict instructions not to make any noise. And if we heard a loud cough that was a signal to hide under the bed because dad was coming upstairs.

This is fucking brilliant. This does feel like something I'd do. And we would get the um. Safe to say that this was the longest day of our lives. When it came close to 3.30 the time we'd normally arrive home, mom came up to tell us to get our school uniform on and sneak outside and ring the doorbell. This is mental. This is mad. And so we did.

And spent the evening talking a suspicious amount of how great school forward to each week. Lily Montabitrix, Killian, living in upstate NY, originally from Birmingham. Oh, love it. Do you know what though? That just made me realize when Lou goes away for the weekend, the hardest bit for me is Friday on Monday morning.

Yeah. I'm just not going to send him in. Just do that Rob. Lou does listen to the podcast though. But I find it easier and more fun having them at home. And there you go. And sending them in when it's just like, on a Monday morning, I'll wear the uniforms. Fuck here, let's just have a day off. Exactly. what? Fuck it. You danced your own beat. Sling it at me. Yeah.

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Our first meeting is always free. Keep it sexy and relatable. Bex. Good luck with your quiz. Thanks mate. I'll let you know it goes. You can write it on the bus. See on Friday. Right.