Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP11: No dot Tuesday

Episode Date: August 29, 2023

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I've done, I've done episodes in basically glass containers that have been wrecking, so I can't really complain about the listeners. So you can't throw stones. No, no, no, no, I think this is okay. I'm doing this from my living room and I've not done that before and I'll explain why. It's sort of peak periolome in hell stress in my house at the moment, which will get on to who was that, Josh. You know I'm stressed. Yeah, I'd say you started this episode. I'd say you started this episode the most stressed I've seen you in in six months. Probably yeah if not

more. Yeah I just I deleted the email with the name of the person using the bottom bit of my hand when I picked up my phone to read it. Okay so we don't know who that was. I I can't emphasize this enough. The iPhone's ability to just delete an email at one to to to to to to to the to the the the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the most the the most the most the the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. thea. I'm. thea. I'm. thea. I'm. thea. I most. thea. I'm most. I'm. thea. I'm the most. enough. The iPhone's ability to just delete an email at one touch is fucking stupid. But Josh we absolutely love the Apple pay. Let's not forget that. We love Apple pay. Don't get me wrong. But how many times you are deleting an email or one touch At the bottom of a phone where you'd pick it up normally And then you go look in like fucking insane and you go look in the bin and it's not there and then I've had a thing called archive Who do you think I am a fucking librarian? Yeah, I'm not archiving a fucking email about my taxi times?

I need it now. Do you know what I mean? Yeah you're quite stressed Josh I feel a bit on the edge but you're making me feel better which I feel like a listener. Michael what's the name of the people? Could you send it to me again and I'll do it at the end? I'll pick it up to end the episode. Do you want to say please as well Josh I'll just keep shouting at him? I don't I don't. I'm shouting a man, shout into a well. Can I ask you a question, why are you wearing a blazer in your own house? I'm not wearing a blazer. Or jacket, why aren't you hard, there? Because I have only literally just come in. It's so hot today. It's a hot day.

I'm wearing shorts and t-shirt. I know, but I was in an air-conditioned, take on too much work as well. Tell us why are you a bit stressed? Well let's get the list, can you email it to me, Mark, and I'll read out who it is, if you don't mind, please, Michael. Oh, fuck you. Oh, thanks, man. Oh, fuck off. Oh, fuck.

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Well, he's not going to now, is he? So, that's a little the O2. It is quite a good little trip that climbing the O2. Because what it's done is it's bouncy. And I've climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge. I love climbing. I'm a climber. I love climbing. Now, Josh, your summer holidays, are they getting a little bit out of hand, a bit too much work? I got cocky. You got cocky.

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defense, well not in my defense the reason why I may be busy is I do have every single arsenal fixture in there. Right yeah which I'd argue is doesn't consume my whole day yeah yeah yeah I. Yeah. I'd say also my agent sometimes should put Keep Free in my diary to give me some days off. Yeah. But it appears as a dot which I find slightly stressful. Keep Free does sound like a new panel show on ITV. I'm doing keep free on TV. Anyway I had no dot on Tuesday Rob. Right. No dot. No dot. No dot Tuesday. No dot Tuesday. I had a load of keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep to keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep. Keep. Keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the keep. Keep keep the the keep. Keep keep. Keep keep. Keep keep. Keep the keep. Keep. on Tuesday Rob. Right. No dot. No dot. Tuesday. Had a load of stuff I needed to catch up on Tuesday. Yeah. And I've had some thoughts, like some ideas. I just wanted to like for various things that I needed to put down. I was going to have a relaxed day. So we're the kids you've got the youngest in nursery and then your daughter's in, is she in a school club or something? No.

Rose got her? Rose was out in the morning. And we had the nanny in on Tuesday. Somehow I had a free day. Right, okay. I didn't know how this was happening, Rob. I tell you how it was happening, Rob. Because we didn't have the nanny in on Tuesday? No? No. As I found out about 945, 15 minutes I just late, I was anticipating

the door opening. So you sort of, she's running a bit behind. Yeah, I'll text her. She's looking after both my kids all day, it's a bit, a bit much, but not here. Because I'm having the day I've looked forward to catching up with the ideas down on paper that I've had. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like postering around with some some the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's th. th. I's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. I'm thi. th. th. th. th. th. I've th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I was. I was. I was. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. It's th. It's th. It's t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm just just just just. I'm th. I'm it's just a bit of fun, just relaxingly, you know, reply to those few emails, etc, etc. No, Rob, texted her, it wasn't a day at all. No. Suddenly my day changed a lot, Rob. You've got nothing planned. I've got nothing planned. If anyone's going to say to me, well, that's lucky, I don't think it is lucky. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's lucky, I don't think it is lucky. Because me having nothing planned was the thing I was looking forward to. Right, okay. What would have been lucky is if this had happened on a day when I was filming abroad, that's what would have been lucky.

Yeah. Not when you've got nothing planned for the first time in fucking weeks. Yeah. And so basically took them to the city farm. Haney city farm. Yeah, me having it. Cour, you've actually spread your winds from the park. Well, I thought. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Enjoy these magic moments. And I did. We signed up to the RSPB. Guy absolutely got me. I was in a great mood. I thi thi th. I was in I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. thi. thi. tho. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. th. th. You've the th. You've the th. You've th. You've th. You've th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. to. to. to to to to to to to theeea. to theea. thea. thooooo. Yeah.'ve been given it, enjoy it. Do you know what I mean? And you've got a fun day out with your kids. Exactly, this is joy. Went for lunch, it was a longer walk to the cafe than I remembered.

That was getting fraught, had to carry them, or had to carry my son, and a plastic pram that I told my daughter she wouldn't keep pushing and I was correct in saying, yep, always. Get to the restaurant, the Italian on Broadway Market, the waitress, she did not like me. Oh, that's an awful place to take kids for lunch. What? It's stressful. There's a lot of people there with rolled up jeans and bright-colored sautos. There wasn't that many people Rob. There wasn't that many people Rob. There wasn't there wasn't there there there there there there there there there there there there there that there that there that their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tho. I was tho. tho. theat. theat. throa. tree. to. their try. their their their their their their the hipsters are at their family homes on the French Riviera, aren't they? Living their Doss life during the year. I'll be honest, it's towards the family end of hips. It wasn't very hipst. It's more of the family.

Right, okay. Yeah, yeah. Don't worry. It's a small piece of South East London. Sit inside, I'd say the restaurant was completely empty. Yep. Sit down at a table, she directs me to one half the room, comes over, she's like that one's reserved. I'm like, you've got to be fucking kidding me, haven't you? Literally, while we're there, no one sat in it. Yeah, okay. In an empty restaurant, I got moved out of a reserved table.

It is weird. It is weird. Got moved to another table. She brings over the menus. She obviously thinks I'm a bad dad, Rob. Why? Because... She's looking in your eyes. I look at the menu. I look at the menu. And then she goes, no, don't do that. And I looked up and my son had one of the sharp knives in his mouth. Oh God. But I literally looked away for a second at the menu. And was it one of them like, you know, them that serrated edges? No, I mean it's got a point on the end. Yeah, it's got a point on the end. They shouldn't be out willy-nilly. No, she takes it off him and goes, I'll go and get you the plastic cutlery.

Yeah. Puts me right. She already thought I was a prick. Yeah. I'd sat in the wrong table. Yeah. Then we have the meal, all fine. She walks over. Can I guess vegetarian pizza? I didn't eat. I had a salad.

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with you I'd had too many pizzas recently right I had too many pizzas how was the chili all the other night well I hadn't had this by this point at this point I thought I've had too many pizzas I can't deal with pizza yeah yeah yeah yeah we're having a lovely time with kids she comes over when she comes over to the kids when she comes over to the the kids when when when when when when when when when when when she the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ttod today I I was I was I was I was I was tod try I was today was try I was to they was I was the the the the another way of like, oh, we went to the farm. We had a lovely lunch. All right, Rob. Then she comes over, I'm just trying to pay. Yeah. I go to get my phone out.

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Yeah, you're telling me, Rob, get him down. I'm like, I'm chilled out now, Rose's coming back. Do you know what, I might do some writing this afternoon, I might, I might catch up on those emails, I might just tidying up my life. On your own. Okay, sorry. Anyway, Rose's sisters had a nightmare. Rose's sisters in the country with her daughter who's three.

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This is my no dot Tuesday, mate. This is my no dot Tuesday. Straight into bedtime, somehow. Straight into child care, straight into bedtime. By this point, I reward myself with a pizza. But you've been avoiding, obviously. Yeah. I said, deserve a pizza. Put on the wham dock, looking forward to that. Put on the chili oil on deserve a pizza. Put on the Wham Dock, looking forward to that.

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on his pizza. It's fine to taste you downed it all. Yeah and then he had the shit before George Michael died basically in the dog I had the shit well he doesn't die in the documentary but I had a shit before the shit the shit the shit the shit the shit the the shit the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the doesn't the the' the' the' the' the' the' the' the' the. I the. I the. I th. th. th. th. th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th about an hour in. Really, that quick? Well, I don't know. It goes through you, didn't it? And then I had, like, pains in my stomach. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've been leeked. And chest.

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And when I left I was buzzing too much. But you'll enjoy the art gallery. Yeah. But you had one Tuesday night as well? I've had too many pizzas this week. Yeah. Yeah. So I had it. So I had my pizza story? I've got pizza oven right. I've connected it to the gas at Gosney dome thing right and you have to have it get it warm but then not to what or it cracks the stone so I didn't really cool and then I had no pizza in the house at all but I had a frozen one from a supermarket. I could a deep dish one. So I thought I sort of defrosted it as much as I could right and then it got to the right temperat I thought I just chuck it in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'd th. I'd the. th. threat. I'm. to to to to have to have to have. to have to have to have the. the. to have the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was. I was. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. teat is c. teat. teat. teats. teats. teats. teats. teats. teats. tea. tea. tea. trixxto the right temperature in the picture I thought I just chuck it in see what it does to it. I have never seen anything burn something so quick, I might

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a bit of protein powder, almond milk, a bit of coconut yogurt, some raspberries, which my son ate all of them, so I didn't have any raspberries. Okay. I feel, if I was a therapist, I'd say you're showing signs of slight resentment to children. No, not at all. I've resent myself a hundred percent. All of all my problems are self-created. I've got no resentment towards anyone else except myself I'm an idiot. The problem is if you allow the mind to be in charge, the place the problems coming from cannot be solved in the same place. You have to disassociate from your mind and just let it sit. So I tell you my mind, I tell you my mind not sitting. I got to this run through for this thing in the office, so you have to go and do it. Three hours with three producers running it through.

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and he had two jacket potatoes for lunch today. Fnulled. And I almost gave them a round of applause. I was like, respect. Just respect that. He just, in front of everyone, two jack-o-potatoes, Bosch, lunch done. No, not me. But you said, but you've still got your hule in your pocket drinking too. I had it as soon as I got in the car. So have you eaten today, since you got back? Yeah, I had a hull in the car. the car. the car. to. to. What. What. What. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? I? I? I? I? to? I? I? I? I? to? to? to? I? to? I? to? I. to? to? to? I. to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? You. to? You. to? You. to? You. to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? to? t t t t t t t t t toda? toda? toda? toda? toda? toda? toda? toda? toda? toda? toda? to. tidin the house to assuage roses fear that our house was a shit tip. Right, okay. We've got our nursery days wrong for next year.

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manic. I wasn't this morning. I am now. No, at 7 a.m. You couldn't be more peaceful. Down with a dog. Do you what I said to Rose? I feel nourished. Really? Do you know when I didn't feel nourished when I sat in that fucking meeting without my heel? Yeah, but that's your own fault. I know. Everything's my own fault today. I'm having a bad day. That's fine.

That's totally fair. But I think it's that juggle of when the kids are supposed to be here there and everywhere and nothing going, is when stuff doesn't go exactly to plan, it slightly falls down doesn't it? Yeah, I've had my filming cancelled at the weekend. So it's got moved to October. So I thought, wow, go down to Devon with my daughter. That'll be nice. See my parents because they were going to in a period when I was working a lot so I take. I the to to to the totwo days off? Yeah I've got Saturday Sunday we'll go down Saturday morning come back Monday morning perfect also Plymouth throw at home to Southampton so maybe me and my dad could go to the game lovely like it what I'll do book the 10 a.m. train train get there at half 12 let my daughter settle in for an hour drive to the game. to their the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their then. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. Yeah. toe. toe. toe. to come. to come. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. Yeah. I's. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tote. t. I'm. t. t. I'm with my dad. Perfect. Texmer mate, who's a Southampton fan who's going to the game. What train you're getting down from London? Maybe we'll be on the same train.

He said 8 a.m. And I was like, that's a bit early, mate. Oh no, Josh. Starting the drinking early. He goes, no, no, no watched it in my front room in London. So now you're gonna actually miss the game completely now. I'm on a train during the kickoff. Can you change the tickets or anything? I can't because I'd have to set off at 8 a.m. on a Saturday from Paddington. I'd have to get up about 6. You'll be doing your yoga at 2 a.m.

Anyway, I'm just having a bit of a week. Oh, Josh. I've had some lovely time with my kids. It's the other times that do my head in. Well, I tell you what you do is you get down there at time with her grandparents. Yeah. And you, and this is not you being a bad parent or being lazy, go for a walk, do a have bit a bit of choir and just, you need to stop and breathe. And then all these little things are far enough. Because you manically put them tickets, because you didn't double check the kickoff time.

Why would it be at 12 Thursday? I know, Josh you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you didn't you you you you time. Why would it be at 12th? I know but Josh you've got... We haven't picked off at 1230 in about six years. Yeah but Josh you didn't eat for nine hours because it was too embarrassed to get your heel out. You're not thinking straight you've got to slow down mate. You've got to relax. You're too scared to eat. Then you have too much chilly there when you shit yourself you've got to the to eat. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to get. I I to get. I to to get. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to eat. I I to eat. I to eat. I to eat. I I to eat. I I I to eat. I I I I I I I to eat. I I I I I I I I I I. I I I. I I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. te. too. I'm. te. te. try. te. too. I'm. too. I'm. t. t. too. to. to. I'm. I'm.too much chilly there. When you shit yourself, you've got to slow it down. But yeah, so take the opportunity for the weekend to have a bit of chill time, quiet time. Yeah. How are you?

Yeah. Well, you've made me feel a bit better actually. It's been a, we've had a busy day, but it's a positive busy day because we're going on, we're on, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going, we're going, to, to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to, to, to, to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to, the the on holiday tomorrow yeah so basically we went to Greece didn't we and Lou broke her ankle essentially and then we were supposed to be going to Copenhagen for like five nights but we managed to move the day allowed us to move the flights to December so we gonna go when it's a Christmas market and festive and cozy but that meant I had that time booked off still and I didn't have any work, so we booked a last minute little week holiday to Spain because we managed to cancel the hotel for Copenhagen. So that was lovely.

So we managed to move the fights for free and cancel the hotel. So it almost felt like, well we've got our budget back now for a bit of a holiday, let's go to Spain for a week. So we're going to Spain tomorrow at 6 a.m. However, so this is where we're at. It's 7.30 p.m. tonight on the day before we go on holiday. Yeah. Nothing's packed. This small, so yesterday, I came home. Lou had been out taking the kids. Because we weren't.

You didn't want to go? No. So we were supposed to be going Monday so Lou's had loads of stuff booked him for this week to keep the kids busy but then we made the holiday a bit earlier so she went to see Shakespeare and then she had to she wanted to get her hair done so she went to get her done so she went to the toock so they went and then I came home from work to work to the hours, right? And I was like, Lou, we need to start packing, but then obviously she was getting a hair done. Then I woke up this morning, today, I was up at six. In the new house we had to work done, but the builder was coming around at nine to check the snag in. But also, there was some plants that were nine, I take the dogs to the dog hotel, I'd take them there, then I'd to, when I drop them off, I'd to take the car and drop it off at a garage

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way to the dog hotel, the new dog gets car sick, which is great. So he was sick and then the older dog for no reason I can't tell pissed on the sick. So now to try and get that's, I, I, I, I, I, the, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, get, tho, tho, tho, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get the the the the the the tho, get, get, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, get, the the th's, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, the the the the the the that, the toda, the toda, the toda, to's, the toda, to's, toda, toda, toda, today, today, today, today, todayto try and get that sorted and clean before I could take it to the garage. Because you can't be like, oh mate, you know that thing you've got fixing the engine? Also there's a load of piss and stick in the boom. Oh my god. Anyway, so it's been a bit busy, but good. So I'm not complaining to be able to go away on holiday. So I'm not complaining at all. you something on the subject of Copenhagen at Christmas Rob. Yeah. I've got a bit of a festive issue.

Okay, God, what's that? So trigger warning for listeners. Okay, Father Christmas is this? I want to ask you about something about Father Christmas. Right, okay. That enough of a pause? Yeah, yeah. So we're going to Lappland. You can. Yeah. Love it. Loved it last year, go in again. So you might know that they send th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th they th th the the tho thi the thi thi tho tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. ved it last year, going again. So you might know that they send out an invitation from Father Christmas to your children to invite them to Lapland. Yes. Now the main issue here is my daughter is basically under the impression that that is delivered based on who Father Christmas thinks has behaved the best. Yes and not people that are very is delivered based on who Father Christmas thinks has behaved the best. Yes and not people that are very good at getting in an online queue to

access the website on sale day. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. In the same way that Michael Levis is Glastonbury tickets to the people who likes the best. Yes. So are you saying that this is depriving you of some like, you know, compliments on your... No, no, I'm not saying I want more credit. I'm saying, I heard her saying to her friend. Oh, yes, okay. Yeah, and it's not her fault. She was just saying, maybe this year you'll get the call-up, thrown, their tap, thrown. the call-up, maybe thi got the call-up. She's got the call-up. She hasn't had the call-up, yeah,

but she's getting the call-up. So, oh right, so now this is forced your friends to... No, I did the parents didn't hear it Maybe this year it'll be you. Oh no this is yes this is a trigger so they know they get the invite but I don't think my kids I'm just gonna tell him I booked it. I'm just gonna go yeah you can just pay to go there if you want he's got to get money in for the present somehow. And I think that's a better way doing it. But it's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi tho tho tho thi thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. I th. th th. I th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho-I tho-a-I tho-a-I's tho-a-a'-I's tho-I tho-I'll tho-I tho-I thi thi thi that's a better way of doing it. But it's too late now, isn't it? I don't even know who told her this. I think she's just joined things together from what she's heard about Father Christmas

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Also, yeah. I think she's not far off getting the big news about the big F.C. Really? She's still so young. It's only fine. theymea. She's got friends at school with older siblings. She's already had them to tell her. And she's, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and she. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. to. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. thi. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th a bad crowd. She's falling in with a bad crowd, Rob. Yeah, but they're all like free and easy, loose, cool parents, y'all aren't they?

There's a bit more traditional down in Bromley. Well, I could imagine a mom would confront a nine-year-old and going, got a little opinion, have you on Christmas? Do you want to tell me before you tell my my my my my my to tell to tell their to tell to tell their their to tell my their their their to tell my to tell my to tell my their to tell my to tell my to tell my to school signals a fresh start for students. New classmates, new teachers, new lessons. Change is in the air. But one thing hasn't changed. The forward government still isn't investing in public schools. Six years of cuts mean our students aren't getting the supports they need.

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try to put my daughter to bed and my eldest I'm not going to bed because there's a fly in here I went all right where is it so if there is a fly we'll try and get it I'm not going to bed because there's a fly in here. I went, all right, where is it? So if there is a fly, we'll try and get it. I'm not just going to let a fly to buzz, you know, it's annoying isn't it? And she's too small to reach the ceiling up whether. And I was like, yeah, where is it then? Yeah, where is it? I can't get it. She went, yeah, I'm not going to sleep. I went, all right, then lay there then. She said, what? I went, lay there awake all night. She said, what? Yeah, if you want. She literally didn't know what to do.

I was like, look, do you want to not go to bed because there's a fly apparently in here that I can't see and can't get it, Not Mr. Miyagi. I'm not going to come in with some chopsticks in a dream. Anyway, do you want to do some, should I do some correspondence? We haven't done any for ages. Yeah, sorry, yeah. By the way, I feel so much better for this. Well, you're not around your kids, are you now? You're a bit of me time for you.

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the American Space Program. I think your brain's got too much stuff in it. What did you find out about the astronauts? It's really interesting actually. Is it? Yeah. Just the amount of them that just got killed in testing was unbelievable. Well they just starve to death to embarrass to eat a sandwich in front of the guys. But anyway, yeah. They get called up the first Americans that were put in them, it doesn't matter. Right let's

do some correspondence. Doesn't matter. Read the book. I tell the wolf. All right stuff. He doesn't need me to recommend it. He's dead. Right. This is from asking which generation you're from Josh. Because I'm saying, I think we're both millennials.

Yes. New millennial, like the first millennials. So we're old millennials. Dear Robin Josh, just finished listening to a podcast I wanted to drop a message on the conversation of generation groups. You're right in thinking we shouldn't be grouped in with the crazy millennials. There's actually subgeneration of people like us born from 77 to 83. That's me, but that's not you.

Called Xenials. Exennials. We are categorized as having an analog childhood and digital young adulthood. Yes. That's what you are. I thought you might find it interesting, keep doing what you do. It makes my week just a bit better getting too since your shaggones. Yeah, you're an exenial, mate.

I'm an exenial. When was you born 83? Yeah, 83. There you go. Ah, beach valuables tip Josh, you know who's worried about your watch on holiday. Oh, I got an absurd beach valuable tip earlier. I got a DM on Instagram. So they said, put it in a nappy.

Yes, that's the one I've got here. Is that this? I have a solution to Joss and his stiff, but they'll just take the bag. They don't read through the bag and go, I'll get rid of the nappy. Yeah, but leave the, but leave, like a nappy inside a bag but rolled up like on the towel because then they'll take the actual bag with not, that. Oh, yeah, but Rob, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter comes, the waiter, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter comes the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter, the waiter comes the waiter comes the waiter comes the waiter comes the waiter comes that that that that, the waiter comes, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes, the waiter comes past, he goes, I'm clearing up. I'll get rid of that. The guy that's clearing up the beach goes, oh look, someone's left their towel and a nap, I'll get rid of the nappy.

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After listening to your episode about Josh burning his feet in Ibita, here's a tip I use abroad. Wear trainer socks when you get to the sea, take them off, put them in your pocket, then put them back on when you get out. What? This works especially well at water parks instead of wearing flip-tops and having to leave them at the top of the rides. Reggard to Ginger Dave the train drive. I think you're a bit weird, mate.

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We are based in Manchester and can cover surrounding areas. Love the pod. Come to watch a live show Manchester which is brilliant. Keep up with good work. There you go. The Little One's Soft Play Co. Fill your boots. Hi Robin Josh, even though I don't have kids, I love the podcast so thank you for keeping me entertained during lockdown I was wondering if you shout out my mom's small business my mom Fiona and her partner Roberto have a street food pizza business I don't need a

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