Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP2: Big Old Porridge Gobbler

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

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Hello you're listening to Parents in Hell with Mina. Can you say Rob Beckett? Yeah. And can you say Josh Widdickham? There we go. That kid's any fun. Yeah, that's Mina. A clip of our daughter Mina saying Josh and Rob's names as they do at the start. It would be incredible if it was played on the podcast. We listen every week and even attended the live show.

I don't think even is needed there. Even implies that you've put yourself out. Yeah, yeah, that's like going, and I even bought the BDI album, Liam. She's two tomorrow. Thanks, Lucy and Scott in London. I've had a stressful morning rule. You look stressed and as we started this I don't know if Michael's going to keep it in. There was someone shouting at you up the stairs about keys that your dad mail may not have and yeah. I'm now worried my dad's got those keys, but I don't know why I'd have them. What I would say to is experience from my dad visit in my house he will lose something or break something at least each visit. But why would my dad have those keys? It's because men get older and especially men, I don't know if this is your dad, but

my dad gets his clothes walked through by my mom, his wife. Right. And I think what happens over time they slowly forget how to think and live. No, he's quite good at thinking. He's quite good at the house with keys. Yeah, I mean that's something I've done. But let me just, I'm calling him. Are we gonna get live dad widowsome? No, give one speaker.

No, he's busy. He's put it straight mom up to look after the kids and he's driving home? They came up for the weekend and my mom's staying on for a couple more days. He's taken some stuff for us, Rob, including a set of keys. Oh, so he's driving back to Cornwall, whether it is Devon. Yeah. Devon's quite far, isn't it? And he may have that, the keys, Roe, I'd imagine he'd send them. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's going. He's. He's. to. the key. He's the key. to. to. the key. the key. the key. the key. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. He's taking. He's taking. He's taking. He's taking. He's taking. He's taking. He's taking. He's taking. He's taking. He's taking. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's taking. He's taking. Heto pick up or your mom getting the train home? She'll get the train home. Okay. So, Rose's keys are in the car? No, they're not. They're not.

They're at Stonehenge, her keys at the moment. Enjoying the lay lines. It's been a non-stop morning. It's been so intense. Well this is the first time that you've, your daughter's been in school so she's like off, off properly where before she was in the nursery a couple of days a week through the holidays. Yeah, yeah. It's brutal and it's quite, you forget. It's quite intense. I've got the other day, I've been up early Josh and the dog because the dog needs of this and the dog because the dog needs the dog the dog the dog the dog needs the dog needs the dog needs the dog needs the dog needs the dog needs the dog needs the dog needs the dog needs the dog needs the dog needs the dog needs the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog needs. I the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog needs. I the dog needs. I. I the dog needs. I the dog needs. I the dog needs. I the dog needs. I the dog needs. I the the dog needs. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the the the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the th. the Today, Lula let me have a 5. Yeah, well no, but my daughter gets up at 5 at 5 anyway. She's up at 5. I've done, they had garlic bread at quarter past 9 on Sunday. So what? I think it was lunch. Because I gave me some breakfast at 5. It got to 9ish and I was like,

oh, it's lunch time then. What do you do at half 5? Like, what are you doing? Dogs out for a wee. I'm tied, at the moment I'm tied in the house because when I go out, there's like a loser can after the kids and the dogs and she can't really do that and be on her feet doing the dishwasher in the washing. What I mean is like, so you're just doing tasks? I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks. tasks just tasks just tasks just tasks just tasks just tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks tasks. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just the moment. I'm just the moment. I'm just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tasks. I's tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks. I'm just tasks. up it's tasks. But then it doesn't stop, but I was, I, if I had the morning, I hadn't left the house, it was midday, I'd done 5,000 steps. You don't, but they would get clearing up and then dishwasher on, dish washer off, then they want lunch, but normally they have lunch at school. Yeah, of course. Let me take you through my morning. We started recording to recording thiiiiiii recording thii recording thi recording thi recording thi recording to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to So, bear in mind I woke up at court, I didn't wake up, I got up at quarter past seven. Right, and that's decent. Yeah.

What time do your kids wake up? Well, my daughter goes down and plays on her own now. So, Lou let me have a lion. Yeah. But I woke up a half six. That is a line, isn't it, if one gets up a five. Yeah, so my daughter comes in, she had a poo, I wiped her bum. Right. Why are you sleeping in the toilet? We've got a, I'm sorry.

We've got a problem with our marriage. Even though she can wipe her own bum, I couldn't be bothered to get into the debate this morning. Is that just an odd thing or she's still doing that? Because my five-year-old, we've just got to stop and stop and to-and We're at the point of case-by-case basis. Sometimes she just does it. And yeah. And sometimes I go, yeah, fine. Or go, no, you're old enough. Yeah, it's, I'll be honest with you. I'm not holding a line. I'm not holding a position that would make any change, particularly at 6 a.m. So then I went back to be She went downstairs to play with a marble one, which it was a toy that got no traction two years ago but suddenly come out of, and now is the favorite toy. Right. Get up with my son. So the things I did between 715 and 9, I just felt infinite. So is your mom, your mom's, is she still in bed at this point or are she up helping? What, my mom and dad? Yeah. Well, you'll see.

Okay. Because I'm not like, could you do this straight away? Because they are gas. No, of course. So like my parents, like, they some, my parents go into see him. But my mom and dad literally go up at 11. When they come to our house, it's like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, they, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th get woken up at five. My mom wanders around like she's been like brutally attacked and beaten up the night before she's like, oh you know when someone's up me. No you just you just got up too early so you can't get him you can't engage the grandparents too early can you? So this was my morning, get up,

go and get my son up. He wants to go through and see Rose who's in bed. I don't want him to go through, I let him through because there's no way of stopping him. Yeah. Then I have to shepherd him downstairs, make him a muffin, make him a bagel, toast him a bagel, put the peanut butter in, feed the cats, unload the dishwasher, bake him a muffin. Yeah, feed the cats, unload the dish the porridge on, make the tea. Do you have porridge every morning?? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Yeah. Yeahe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeahlow the dishwasher. Put the porridge on. Yeah. Make the tea. Do you have porridge every morning? I don't.

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That's my morning. Lovely. I, I, um, not in a sort of topper kind of way. I did build a swing ball set at 7.15 a.m. to keep the kids busy today while I'm out with lose with the kids. I know you're paying that. So build is a big word isn't. It's a big. the the that with. the that. the that. that. that. that. the that. that. that. the that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the that. that. that. that. th. that. that. that. that. that. thi. that. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. So, I. the. So, I. So, the. So, the. So, I. So, I. So, I. So. So. big word isn't it with a swing bull set Rob. I'd say I made it more than you made that muffin. I'd say we're about similar levels. I've slotted pole. Yeah. Oh I don't want to hear about his next life, right? No chance you're slotting pole with the grandparents there? There's no chance me slot in pole with the grandparents there. There's no chance me slot in pole generally. Right, so you've teased some things. We've not spoken for ages.

We've got to cover Blur, Ibitha, car, Peggy. Well, should we start with the summer holiday? Actually, no, because the summer holiday comes off I bet. So, I'll start with, I haven't had a car for two weeks Rob. No, okay why not? I didn't realize my MOT had run out. Oh did it get taken away? No it didn't get taken away. It didn't get clamped. It didn't get clamped. I don't know whether I should say this on the podcast but it's an honest mistake and I'm sure and I've been driving around without an MOT for two months Rob. So this happened to me and this is a good tip. If you go on the DVLA website, you put your

number plate in and a phone number, it gives you MOT and tax reminders. Right. Yeah. And that's what you've got to do because that's I. My tax defaulted because of my MOT. Yes, okay. I've been driving around fucking months like this. Unbelievable. So then take the car into the MOT but can't tax it because it's so far out of his MOT. Yeah, you can't tax it online. What you need to do is go to the post office with your logbook. What haven't I got? Who's got a logbook? People need to accept that our lives are too busy to fuck around with your little logbook rules yeah I hate it and logins I'm sick of logins job fair enough online banking I'll have a login if I want to buy a

pair of trainers I don't want to be a fucking member and have an account and log in and get email just let me buy you go in a shop can't can't to email you a receipt no you fucking can't but inbox is full the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the the their to to to to to get to get to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. te. te. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the toe. I'm. I'm. toe. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I can email your receipt? No you fucking can't. But inbox is full. Give me the pants. Is ten quid. Fuck off. So anyway, oh God that looks good. What are you drinking? A Jimmy's iced coffee original got it from the garage because I haven't really got stuff in the office properly yet. I've been sorting out the house. I come here sometime. It's like I had to buy a hand wash in a petrol station today. I tell you why I'm one of the other reasons I'm stressed. Yeah. Have you ever tried intermittent fasting Rob? Yes. Rose bought a book on it. And I was reading it and I was like, this is incredible. It's so good for you. Yeah, I do it and it makes you angry,

but once you get your head around it, it's all right. I'm so hungry. And Rob, I didn't eat, I didn't finish eating until quarter past nine. I've got to get to 1.15. You're a big porridge gobbler, that's why in the moment. I don't have porridge.. The big porridge. A porridge. I. I. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm.................................................., exactly. You come to the live show and I said, what do you love? I said, Josh's mother-in-roll came to a live show and I said, what is it you love

to you love about Josh and she didn't mention being a good dad or a good husband, she said, he's a big old porridge gobler. She didn't say the big old porridge gobler. Well Well, well well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, th, well, well, th, well, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, Josh, th, th, th, th, th, Josh, th, Josh, th, Josh, th, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, I I I's, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, thi, Josh, Josh, thi, Josh, Josh, thi, Josh, thi, Josh, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I's, great. You're a big Devon porridge gobbler. Fucking porridge gobbler. Devon knows how we make it so creamy, mate. Salting porridge in Scotland. I love Scotland. I used to fuck off. Yeah. Anyway, sorry, Josh, what would you say?

I'm so hungry. Stop talking about porridge? Oh, this is my problem. So you got to eat earlier eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat know, but my kids don't go to bed too late. Well eat before they go to bed. No, but then you can't relax into it. This is, so me and Rose tried to have an earlier dinner. Yeah. Well, my daughter was still up the other day. She walked into the kitchen and she looked at us. the kitchen. And she. the kitchen. their their their their their to. to. to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to be. to eat to be. their to be. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to eat to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the to the to the to to to to to too to to to to to to too to to to to to to to to to Why do they have to be in bed to eat dinner? Because we don't eat with them. She has dinner at half five. I don't want my dinner at half five.

You need to, if you want to have your breakfast before one. Yeah, but I won't make it to bed time in that case. Well, you need, well Nando's at 6 p.m. every night before. And then you got till 10 p.m. Then you only have to wait for 10 a.m. And then also in my, which makes it easier, which makes it easier on tour to do it than I'm, because I'm on stage 8. Well that's fine. No I know. We're going to eat a quarter past one. I don't know. It's so far. I eat it's three hours away. Do you know the thing I'm finding the most

difficult? What? No tea? No, no porridge. Foult. You can't have tea? No, because the milk in it. I'll just have tea. tea about milk in it. I'll just just have the te te the te the te te the tea. the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. the. It's thea. It's thea the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's thirty thirty. It's thi. It's the. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's three three three three three three thro. three three three three three three three three three three three three three throoooo. It's three thee. It's thee have you ever had tea without milk? Well, I drink a good bit. So this has got milk in it, but I couldn't get a black coffee one from the thing. But no, but I'd say, Josh, to start off, have tea with milk in, because it's better, you're still doing it. You're still spiking your blood sugar, Rob. Yeah, I know, but might as well not be doing it. Is that true? That's what it said in the book. Oh fuck the book. Who's reading books? People with log books. Oh yeah, sorry, so you've got your log book. So I haven't got a fucking logbook.

I'm so well filed. The problem with being so well filed. I'm so badly filed. But it means that I know I've I've lost thau I've thau I You know, there's no hope. There's no, oh it might be in that pile. It's like, it's not there. A bad filer has hope. Yeah. But you have no, because you're such a great filer. I'm such a good filer.

I know, I know, I'm got a good filet. the group. Well I don't, it's got, we can't upload it because it's got my addresses on a lot. Well, that would just don't take a fur of it. Was it just in... Ha ha ha ha? You might enjoy it. There you go. A little photo. You might enjoy it. That is pretty impressive. Okay, well done. Anyway, so go to the post office. Yeah, he's like, yeah you need to send off and get a new logbook. Two weeks. So you can't get it motied or tax. This is already about five days in because obviously I've been looking for a lockbook. So if you had it motied? Yeah. But you can't get it taxed. Not even with the new MOT certificate.

No, because you need a V5. No, because you need a V5. Do you know what noise was most of the zill? In the post office they're like, yeah, you need a V5. What is that? Yeah. Don't say it to me like I know. Yeah, I don't. So you've got no car because you can't.

You can't, obviously you tax it. Then on Saturday. No, but I'm going to do it. It's just parked up. So you're gonna get it might get clamped have you checked it? Oh no good news good news on Saturday. Yeah I got a very red letter saying final reminder. Yeah you're gonna get taken off the road. The good news Swiss. Yeah that contained a 16 digit code that allowed me to tax my car. I couldn't believe my life. Yeah, I couldn't believe my life. You basically got a scary letter which panics people said, yeah, we're gonna take. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go. their go. go. their go. go. their their their their go. Yeah. go. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. go. go. t. t. t. try. t. try. try. the the the their their their their their go. go. life. The admin gods. Yeah, I couldn't believe my luck. You basically got a scary letter which panics people saying, yeah, we're going to take your car. But actually, if you look in there, it saved you. It saved me. It absolutely couldn't believe my luck. Oh my God. How Rose's lessons going? What, driving? Yeah, she's got her provision, won't she?

She's done well. Oh, she's done some lessons? Well, could I tell you something? The people that don't listen to the podcast, but I don't want it to get back to them. There's someone else that we're friends with who doesn't drive. Yeah. And he's, I'd say, got issues with the fact he doesn't drive. Right.

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Shop everything you need for back to school at IKEA today. Rob, we don't realize our impact on the world. Don't we? In a good or bad way? Okay, go on. I went to blur. Now, I've got a problem. You're a way of my problem. I keep going to watch blur. Yeah, so you've seen blur four times in two weeks. Four times in two weeks.

Well, Radio Two Gug, that I wasn't even invited to and I'm on Radio Two. I wasn't invited to it, Rob. How did you get in? I heard about it. to was like, bloody hell, you really wanted to get to this radio two gig. All we heard was Josh Whitakam's got to get a ticket. So also I went to Eastbourne, also I'm going to tomorrow night to the Hammersmith Apollo. What's tomorrow night? They're playing the new album in full. No, thank th th th th th th thank th thank th thank their their their their their their th. No, thank you. My journey with blur is now over. I've missed the boat.

Should have gone two weeks ago. Not for me, thanks. So when I went to Wembley the first time, I bumped into a woman from the promoter from Metropolis music, right, who were booking, doing the tour. Right. And she went, oh, are you coming tomorrow? I was like, yeah, I've got tickets, I've still got to pay for them because they've been sorted for me. And she said, don't pay for them. She said, the amount you guys have done for Blur on that podcast.

For Blur? She said, every time you mention Blur, yeah, the PR send it round and talk about what good PR it's been. It's... Well, not what I've said isn't. We've readdressed that balance. But honestly, she couldn't mean, I was like, mate, you've done two nights at Wembley's Stadium. Would have been one about you. Yeah, would have been one with that?

I didn't think that's an hour role. That must be quite exciting for you because, really, grown up Blur, if you, people would talk about knowing someone from the Blur management in like echoes, echoed and the PR person's going to you, thank you for all you've done for Blur. I know, mad. How does it make you feel, Josh? Like we haven't charged them enough, Rob. We haven't charged them at all. We haven't charged them at all. We haven't charged them. I don't know about it. their thrown. I to have kids kids. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th tho. I tho. I th tho. I tho. I tho. I tho tho tho tho tho the. I've got tho' tho' tho' that's that that's that's tho' tho th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got th. I've got th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the tha. tha' than. thann't than. than. thann't than. than. thann't than. thann't tha. tha. tha. tha. three kids. So we should work away through the whole band. Anyway, how was it though, Blurgard? All you dreamed of? Oh my, all my dreams came short. It was just, just wonderful.

Just wonderful, Rob. Had a bit of an issue with parking. Right, okay. Have you ever tried? I drove to Wembley. to be insane decision. . go to Wembley Stadium for a gig because leaving is the most horrific they just channel you down that little room that's why I drove that's why I drove that's hard to get out once you're in the channel you can't get out no I just stayed

I just stayed for an hour right okay let the crowds die down let the crowds died down then better off booking a hotel they're just going into the hotel bar well particularly because I was going doing two nights. Yeah. I did two, I mean, this was my weekend, Rob. Yeah. I did blur Saturday. I did the, oh yeah, I didn't tell you about this.

Saturday afternoon, I did, I was in charge of hook, a duck, a duck, suck. Yeah, so do you want to see a the in charge of the look so- so you went to blur then the next morning hook a duck suck and then blur again? Yeah I got quite wet he was soaking at hook a duck suck this is me in charge of a duck crop. Oh my god because it was pissing it down I was in shorts and a t-shirt. Oh Josh, you look like you've just been born. Anyway, I did hook a duck, absolutely nailed it. Then went and watched Blur. Then the next morning, went and watched Nick Cope, who does a C-B-B-B-Saheba's show where he sings

to the songs. Went and watched him at the Leastor Square Theatre. Me, that was a joy. Shout to Nick Cope for letting my daughter have a photo with him. He does songs on CBBs. Yeah, my kids don't watch CBBs anymore. No, they'll be too old for CBBs, but now they're like watching like Netflix and... He's fucking brilliant. And I would recommend everyone watch Nick Cope's popcast, lovely bloke, and then I went and watch Blahe.

It was hell of an evening. Sunday. Three times. Three times. Sunday on Sunday. Oh, I was what they did Friday and Saturday. I did the bloody last leg, mate. Oh, of course. Of course. So anyway, that was my weekend. We've still got to talk about B.A.I.

I.B. B.A. I've gottoday. after I had the bi-trip you were loving and it was an amazing flight perfect time in comfortable wonderful wonderful wonderful wonderful staff on that BIA flight from Dubai then what happened when you went to Ibiza. Well we got that. It's roses 40th little weekend away. Yeah just so no other friends. I went out on the Saturday it was fine for me Rob but two of my friends turned up for the holiday to be told that they they were on standby.... their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I went. I was. I was. to. to. to. to. I. I. to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I... I. I............... the... the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to................................... to............................ to be told that they were on standby for the plane. But they had bought tickets. They had bought tickets because the heat, the plane wasn't going to be able to take everyone. And they were the unlucky ones.

Because the heat meant there was something about it that the plane couldn't be, they had a weight limit. Absolutely, bollocks surely. Well they didn't even say this initially. So this happened, they were just told, and they were like, so if you oversawed the plane? And they were like, so I was with my friend and she was talking to this woman, and the woman was rude, and the woman was rude.

The A lady. Yeah, I'm not going to name her. Yeah. Because she was really rude. Let's say she's called Jane. So she was being really rude about it. She wouldn't give any details. She was going, no it hasn't been oversold. It's just there's a weight problem. And you're like, well it has been oversold because these people are being told they can't get on. And she's like would say, wasn't showing much contrition for people who've just about to lose their holiday. They're only going away Saturday to Tuesday. And you're telling them, you've got to go from City Airport to now fly from Gatwick at 4pm

or something like that. So you're there, was it the morning from City? Yeah, 8.30 a.m. So it's one of your holiday days gone. Yeah. So then I said that I need to talk to someone higher up. Well, the plane's just taken off. I can talk to the pilot. Yeah, really nice. Well, they did end up talking to the pilot role. I saw him walking down.

I got him. That's how I found out about the heat thing. up to him and said what's going on here. Anyway I said what's your name? Yeah. Because she was being so rude. Yeah. And she put her hand over her name tag. And then I was like, you're just, you're being really rude. Yeah. But then, that's not what my daughter, their kids would do? Yeah. And then I was like, you're just you're being really rude. Yeah. And her mate was stood there. He said, well that's just, no, that's just Jane's tone. I was like, She's just a bit of a dick. Yeah. That's just a cool Jane. And she looked at him with anger in her eyes that I've never

seen before. It was so funny. I said. Did she still cover the name tag? Yeah, even though she was holding it, it wasn't like that, it was like a lanyard. Right, okay. So she was just holding it. And then I said, um, because I, obviously, my reference for that is, you watch dad, you must have seen dad's army, Rob.

Yes. You know the don't tell him pike scene? Where he says, there's a German soldier and he's like, I'm going to take your names. And Manoring says, don't tell him pike. And he goes right. Lovely stuff, yeah. situation. So he said that's just Jane's tone of voice and I said oh don't tell him Pike and they both look to me. Like what the fuck is this guy saying?

The four candles. Four candles. It didn't feel like the point to explain you've obviously not seen this down to the plane. You're a bit you've got people more enjoyed the V thieve though because you're on the plane. You're not, you know, you're a more chill. At the end of the day I can't lose anything. Anyway in the end the weather changed and my friends were allowed on the plane but one family wasn't. Really? Yeah. Oh that's brutal. Yeah. Four people. But anyway it was fine in the end it was all funny all fun and games. So that's the thing in Australia they do a thing where your bag can't be heavier than a certain weight you know like in this in the UK it's more like this is how big the bag can be yeah for hand luggage

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huh? No, she didn't. Nothing, she was just going, I think that was a bit unfair and then I was just stood there going, this is well out of order. Yeah. But anyway, so they all got the play. I think we did well there, didn't we? Yeah, yeah, I thought we got away with it. So then I go to Ibitha. Yes, how was I be? So that's your first sober Ibitha and I think I would find it harder. I was going to say I'd find it last. I'd find it hard. Not because I'm starting drinking again. I won't make another 11 months. No, I think Glastonbury is an easier sober than Ibita is.

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reading that hung over. I think we didn't tell Rosa. Rob. Yeah. I flew back early. Did you? Did you? The picnic? I did. You're a good man, Josh. Well, wow. Am I because I also think I'd had enough. I think the picnic picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic was the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic was the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic the picnic was the picnic was the picnic the picnic was the picnic was the picnic was the picnic was the picnic was the picnic the picnic the picnic was the picnic was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to complete to. complete tipic. complete tipe. complete tipe. complete tipe. complete. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah well am I because I also think I'd had enough. I think the picnic was a good excuse. Excuse. That's fair enough. That's fair enough. I flew back the night before. I got the 930 p.m. on the Monday night to be back. It's a weird old playing that one. The evening playing back from my beat when you're sober there was some people coming down on that plane. I'll tell you that for free. During takeoff. I know there's some really sad.

It's actually quite sad. Because I went to that stag do and I, you know, I just drunk. I don't, I don't partake in all those other things but in Ibiza people do other stuff than drink and the people just if you're on going there just have a peek in departures before you get the taxi to your hotel just to see what awaits you and it might calm you down a bit. Well do you know the thing is there some people Rose included go the thing about Ibitha is lovely restaurants and the north side of the island is really beautiful and you go yeah but you've got to get the plane out with everyone that's going to

Ibiza. Exactly there's plenty of places with nice restaurants and good beaches yeah. To new friends. I don't find them that pleasant to be around. I guarantee you won't want to leave. Speak no evil is filled with teeth clenching, seek clawing suspense. Something's not right with him. I've always wanted to family like yours. James McAvill will scare you speechless. We're going to kill us.

We're just sad to see you go. Speak no evil. Only in theaters now. I told about the time when I fell asleep on the bus and got off because I missed my stop and then I'll cross the road and waited an hour for another night bus and it was the same driver that done the full loop. Oh God. So I couldn't sleep for an hour on the bus and go back. I've had a couple of like that. I've woken up in bus stations before on the night night where they've just left the door open I'm in the bus station, asleep. Much

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and being surrounded by people that were drunk and so I'd get into bed and I was like fucking wired if that makes sense. Well so you've not done anything all day you just sat around a reading. Exactly. Didn't help that I was reading a book about a man that was a absolute hellraiser in Ibitha, that was a mistake. Is that what you're reading? I was reading Fat Tony's book. Oh yeah.

So it's just a book about man doing loads of drugs. It wasn't ideal. But did Rose have a good time? All the mates have a good time? She had a lovely time. I flew back, did the picnic, it was very nice, very pleasant, very wholesome. That's a good thing to be though, Josh. That's me, that's me these days. I've just got to admit, I prefer to be a picnic with my kids than in Pasha. But would you actually prefer to be there or you'd prefer to not have the guilt of not being there? So the other things I need to talk you about. My daughter misses school. She wants it to be school.

My kids need, well, they don't. The picnic finished at three, it's their last day. They were like, does anyone, you can come back for the final hour of school or you can go home with your parents she went back for the final hour I just had to sit around don't wait for her to finish school do you think that you are maybe not bringing it enough at the home is it any question your fun first day of the holidays she had her teddies out and she was playing school and Well she loves school. And the second day we took her in for play scheme because she wanted to go back in. But my kids prefer it.

I think they don't want to go when you're getting them into school and getting them up early but they need to be doing something. That's why some holidays is so impossible window, they're in the garden, right, in their knickers, just the knickers, wrestling. And they basically, they wrestle and hold each other until if one says stop, they have to stop. This was their rule I've invented, and they just wrestle. My daughter said she was bored 930 on the first day of summer holidays. Anyway, that's where I am. That's more is more. the their is more is more. their is more. their is more. thi. thi. the thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho one. tho one. thoom. thi. thi. thoom. tho o' tho o' thoom. thoom! tho one. tho o' thoes. th. th. th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. can do some next week. We've got guests, we've got Sean Walsh coming back on for the second part after having the baby. We had him on before talking about the baby coming, so he's back and then we've got loads of good guests lined up.

I've found the email. Myself. Oh, you know it do it on Friday. Oh yeah, fuck you small businesses. We'll just take down B.A. That's all. British Petroleum, great guys selling petrol in most areas and Apple. Apple. Apple. Do computers and stuff. That's our big business shout-outs. Big business shoutouts on Friday. Yeah. This one headphone that I've had from Apple for a long time is still working.

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