Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP25: Keep It Negative

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're th'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Freddy. Can you say Rob Beckett? What's Rob Beckett? Is that whatbucket? No, and can you say Josh Widdickham? I can't say that. Can you try? Ugh. Look.

No, Josh Widdickum. No, Not. Yeah, and Josh Widdickum. No? They always shrug were yours, don't they, Josh. Yeah, fair enough. But I like his honesty. He didn't even bother. I enjoyed the very loud cartoons in the background and the kid sighing.

Ugh. Hi, Robin Josh. Here's Freddy doing the intro the intro or refusing to do Josh, sorry. Freddy is 33 months and lives in Battersea. Fay from Guernsey. That implies that she lives in Guernsey and she's sent him to Battersea and he's only 33 months. It implies he's left home, doesn't it? Yes, he's very independent.

That was not, I like that one though. She seemed very calm for a child Yeah, but that's our lives Rob. Oh my God, Rob, I'm knackled. Do you know what? You hide it well? Can I tell you about my morning before we get started? Yeah, go on then. So we've been recording this show for Sky that comes out in the new year. Yeah, this is, so we're doing this Thursday for next Tuesday's episode. So we've been filming. Two episodes on Wednesday. Yes, last night. It's good though. The show's great. Thank God for that. Because otherwise this would be so awkward. Well yeah, it's for like to keep people up to date, it's a panel show about TV for Sky with

me and you and Allison Hammond. We have loads of great guests and also, I can't believe you've not mentioned it before because we sort of forgot to but if you want to come and watch it being filmed oh yeah that's a good point. the Shepard's Bush at Television Center there is such a good point. You can get free tickets. We should have done that before because then we would have got loads of podcast in not people that are just walking about. We've got four more we've got four more episodes coming yes yes we'll. We've got. We've. We got four more. We got four more. We got four more. We got four more. We got four more. We got four four. We got four. We got four four four four four. We got four. We've got four four. We've got four four four four. We've got four four. We've got four four. We've got four. We've got four. We've got four. We've. We've four. We're filming on the 30th of October three days in a row so yeah just Google is it awkward that it's called I like it well the name or the name of the show I love it because you're hosting it yeah I'm the host you're a team

Captain Allison do you find that awkward I find it fucking brilliant well the show is called Rob Beckett smart TV okay I hate it well I hate it well it's just a bit awkward when you see it, it puts a little extra level of pressure when people go, oh hi, you're here for Rob Beckett's smart TV and I'm like, but I'm, I'm Rob Beckett. I've never been so relieved, I've never been so laid back in my life. It makes total sense, I tell you why it makes total sense. Because if I'm going through the sky planner and you see a show called Smart TV, you go I don't know what the hell that is. Right. If you see the name of the host, you go, I'm on board. Or not even going to bother. Exactly.

If they don't like you, it's not for them. Oh, did I tell what happened when I write? Because people have been taking the Mickey out I'm very smart. But when I'm not, I just wear shorts, Berkensstock's little back of sliders and a t-shirt. And I do look scruffy, but I'm cozy, I'm comfy, Josh. And yeah. But I don't look like a man that's about to host a TV show. So when I arrived at the car and the security lady went, what are you here for? I went, I'm here for a show,

she went, audiences around the other side. I said, oh, I'm not in the audience, I'm on it. And she said, what show is it? And I went, smart TV. She went, there's no show called that. I went, I'm Rebecca. And then she went, it's your smart TV. I was like, yes, sort of.

Yeah. I went, so you're Rebecca? Yeah, she went, no, you're not. What? Yeah, she went, no, you're not. I just said, I am. And she said, no, but you're not. I am. I don't know what else to say now, because apart from I am, I don't know what.

In the end, she said, no, I have to ring someone. So I ended up, I googled myself. Oh, no. But all the photos of me are me without glasses and a beard. Oh, gosh. So then she went, that's not you. ice cream. But anyway, getting on with the show, I got in last night at half, 20 past 12, twelve, had an English muffin and went to bed. Didn't even really want it, but I just wanted to feel something. I do that. When I get in, like, I've been eat really good all day,

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because Rose going in would pep him up too much. Okay, right, so I can see the logic both sides, but I can definitely see why you might be annoyed by that. It's not ideal for me. Right, so the argument is that he's a bit of a mummies boy and prefers Rose to you, which is fair enough, they go through stages. So if Rose goes in, he'll get too excited and be buzzing up for it. Yeah. That's the thau, that's a bit of hush. That's a bit of a lot. That's, he's the today. that's the to be the the the the the the the the, he. tod, he. tod, he. tod, he. tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, thr, thr, he, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, thr, to be, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, to be. tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, t. toda. today. t. t. too, too, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to be b. to. to. to. to, to, to. to. toe. toe. toe. to. to. the, the his dad obviously his dad love dad here it comes but I would argue and I think it's a fair point tell me if I'm wrong that potentially if he has got a favor at your son if the favorite parent goes in whoever it may be and that goes in and then that would soothe him but the the the one he

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I am absolutely effed. Do you do school run? No, Rose has done the school run. Yeah, I didn't do school. I got in about time as you even though you still live in London and anyway so side point and I stay I should say I stayed for six drinks I didn't no I didn't I was gone I watched it I was a insane opening titles of this morning with the Holly willy tribute oh god it's mad isn't it if you've not seen it because Holly the to do her goodbye and they did a really weird goodbye hoary to to to to to to to to to to the to the the to the the the to the the the the the to the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their the the the their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they th tho tho toy toy toy tou try try try try toy tou try try but but but they. they. they. obviously she wasn't on the show to do her goodbye. And they did a really weird goodbye Holly, but just put loads of pictures

of her face on the side of buildings. It said, thanks for 14 years. And then one, it wasn't even a face, it was just a row of houses and in capitals like, like, family first, which looked like some fathers for justice protests where they hung letters on a building of like the sort of the politician in charge of parent rights. So yeah I so I got in about half 12 and then I just can't so I'm so jazzed up I just can't go to sleep when I've done. I think I sleep about half two three. Oh my word oh well I can't complain now. And then I got up with a kid's about, I could hear Lou shouting at them about 6455. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the so, I'm the so, I'm so, I'm, I'm, I'm so, I just sort sort, I just sort, I just th. the so, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I's, I the, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, the, the, the, the, so, so, so, the, the, so, so, so, so, the, so, so, so, so, so, the, so, so, the, the, the, three. Oh my word, oh well, I can't complain now. And then I got up with the kids about, I could hear Lou shouting at them about 6.45 AM and then I sort of got up at seven. But then I got up as like the conquering hero

because it's horrible for Lou, I felt so sorry for because they're like, daddy, yes, daddy's home. because I've been it's been such long days at work. I've not been I've not seen them really like Monday Tuesday Wednesday at all so she's had them on her own non-stop doing all sorts and loads of busy stuff and then they're like daddy love you daddy and then he was like come we need to get in the car we need to get in the car like that and then when I was in the car lose it with. Luz the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their told is is. to to to to to to told is. told. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told. I was. I was. I was told. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was their tode. tode. today. their tttttoday. their their their their their their their their their today. told. told. told. told. told. to the, because I was looking at the car, reverse it, and she lent over so I could see it in the middle, lose behind the wheel, and she lent over my seven-year-old and put the finger to her ear and turned it like that like she looked like, you know, like, crazy, just behind her, just behind her like that, and I was like, just behind her, and I didn't feel thii. What's tho. What the tho. What thin, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to me, to me, and she was, the the to me, and she was, and she was, and she was, and she was, and she was, and she was, and she was, and she was, and she was, and she was, and she was, and she was, what, what, what, what, was, what, what, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to,, and she said, you can walk like that. I was like, okay, bye everyone.

Have a lovely score run. I didn't feel bad, so, but yeah, I'm putting a shift in the rest of the week, but you know, that's that's how it works sometimes. It was quite edgy this morning and eventually Rose, you I knew I was doing this at 9 a.m You know when you work go straight to sleep get up and then you're doing that It's just insane yeah and then got them out of the house and it was 851 and I thought I can't wait for this nine minutes This nine minutes to my minutes before I have to do some more content or you could just what? Did you do? Did you do it in your night? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? th. th. to. to. to. to go? to go? the the the th. to go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? Go? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to? to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the. the. the. did you do in your night? I turned on the TV and I looked at my phone. You know what? You know when you turn on the TV and then you just look at your phone?

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I've got a fairly busy day as well. We've got parents evening tonight. I've got to go and pick up my daughter's new glasses from the shops and I've got so much admin to do because you can't, when I used I've worked in an office job. It ain't, it ain't fuck, it ain't work from 8 till 5. You've got to, there's a bit. You could even slip in a little, you know, an energy provider phone phone, phone court, certain points, you're right. And like, that's what you should like about office jobs, because when you're working in Sanjury, you can't just get your phone, you're, to, to, to, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work....... It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, like, like, you. It's, you. It's, you. It's, you. It's, like, you. It's, like, you. It's, like, like, you're, like, you're doing a panel show, you are, you can't check your email, you can't just set all the admin builds. Oh mate, this is why the last leg is such a gift to me. Two zoom meetings, Wednesday, yeah. Honestly, during last leg series I don't have an unread email, I don't have an unpaid bill. It's it's incredible things. But do you do the the th. But do thage. But do thage. But do thage. But do thage. But do thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. This is thi. thi. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is the last. This is the last. This is the last. This is the last. This is the last. This is the last. This is the last. the last. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the the. the the last is the last is the last. the from last leg might be listening to this that they know that what you're doing? I give good stuff in the meeting.

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all day. I'm like, hang on don't tell me off doing it. What do you want me to just drag it out? Just so you feel better? Why can't I bang it out and... When I was a Dora I had three hours work the the explorer? It's actually the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th is actually actually actually actually actually actually really really really really really really really really really really really really really the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to thoes. It's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. I was th. I should th. I should th. I should to to to to th. It's to to th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's to. It's tod. It's today to. It's today. It's to. It's to. I should try. I should tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It's should th. It's should today. It's actually really tough to fill the time. The worst. It's actually sometimes easy just to do your work. It's actually easy to do your work. That's what in offices, I've spent so long trying to not work. It would be like, oh, oh, God. It's actually better just to do the actual one. I'm not going back to university to be your friend. I can get Uber 1 for students.

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So you've got to take a cake to a zoo? I've got to take a cake to a zoo. Oh, that sounds hard with it. Oh, God, I'm so the afternoon off. Lovely. I've got a bit of work that I... Josh, Josh, the issue here for the lister is, you're this stressed and tired. We've had the same working week. I know. It's this morning that fucked me.

Yeah, to be fair, you weren't doing the board, I had a bit of a rock because also, as well, Lou left the house at like half seven so I've had an hour to myself to recharge you've come straight in you've only had nine minutes I just feel a bit buzzy but anyway yeah I find it a hard do you know what it is I'm gonna crash when I actually stopped so I'm still buzzing because I didn't sleep properly last night yeah this is what I'm like I'd basically maintain this level of energy for eight years before I had a mental breakdown. But what I'm going to try and do is have some enforced chill time at the weekend. But, oh, that was funny, when Natalie Cassidy, she said, because Natalie Cassidy, a friend of the show was on the panel show,

she found out that we'd done three days in a row. You'd had a really busy week, you know, in defense, you've had a much busy run up to it than me with Bradford and Benadorm. And she was like, Josh, you're doing three days in a row. And she was like, now I listen to the podcast. I feel like your friend, I'm worried you're working too much. Is everything okay? She's all like checking in on you. Oh, she's lovely, isn't she? Oh, God. That's when looking forward to the weekend. It is interesting with kids' birthdays. They're obviously so excited. But I find a slight pressure that you just don't want to fuck it up. Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah. I got a letter a parcel for Tom Allen this morning. I got it. Is it Gabby Rosalind's book? Yeah. I got a parcel addressed to Rob Rinder. I think she's doing it on purpose. Oh there's been a mixup in someone in that what's it the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t.-up in or someone in that what's it called when you... Has the Excel spreadsheet gone scary? What was it called like a mail merger? What is it when you export the Excel into like labels? So you got one to Rob Brinder? Because Tom Allen got one to Gok One. Ha ha ha ha ha! This is the greatest PR of all time. Gabby Roslyn's book, Spread the Joy. She has spread it already. I've not read the book because it's just arrived and it's not actually for me, it's for Rob Brindrie

he's probably going to sue me now. I've opened his parcel. So I wonder who's got mine. This is great. If you're listening and Gabby Roslin has sent you a copy of her book for PR purposes with some popcorn in it and some stickers, did you get that?, good books, spread the joy about sort of being happy. She's the happiest person I know, but if you're listening and you've got one of these, let us know it was addressed to because I feel like there's some poor person in a PR that's having an absolute Excel sticker fucking nightmare. Oh my God, so because it had my address with Tom's name on the sticker. So at some point, unless they've done an incredible piece of PR. But the fact you've got Rob Rinder... Right, I'm gonna voice note Gok Wan. Are you? Yeah. Okay, go on.

Hello Gok, it's Rob Beckett. I'm just recording the podcast to do with Josh Widdock we've received Gabby Roslin's new book in the post however mine was addressed to Rob Brinder Josh's was addressed to Tom Allen and in Tom Allen's book has arrived with your name on it So as for Gok Wan but to his address we want to know have you received a book from Gabby Roslin and who was it addressed to? Thank you very much Gok Let's see what he says. Is she done one of the cleverest things has ever happened or it's great PR isn't it? It's great. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. thi to tho. the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. the the the thom. the the the thom. the the the the the the the the thom. to the to to to to to to to to to to to to done one of the cleverest things that's ever happened? It's great PR, isn't it? But it's like, it's just funny, it just made me laugh. She's joke, she has spread the joy of whether accident or not, good on you Gabby Roslin. Good on Gabby Roslin for that. Well done.

Yeah. How is your parenting been, Rob? Yeah, it's good. It's quite quite manic because I feel like they're doing so many clubs now the kids and they love it But they come home furiously hungry and tired and then we sort of just calm them down Getting to bed and they're out again, but the way they do clubs we've got outside of school clubs Which are sort of all year but the school clubs sort of change they move it around over the term? So by the time you get into it? they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their?? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their their their their their their their their th their th th th th th th th th th th th th thu try. try. try. try. try. th thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the over the term. So by the time you get into it, it's after term, then you remember it again, and it changes after Christmas. So it's quite hard to get my head around. But with the homework, mate,

the hope, we had to do this homework. I want to send you what we did. We had to go into the garden and find nature to spell out all of the Roman numerum Roman Roman Roman Roman Roman Roman Roman So what have you got to do? Roman numerals in sticks? Right out Roman numerals one to 20 in sticks. Oh my god. It took my brother about 25 minutes. He was drowned and he went I'll look with Rome work he came about his back was gone he was bent over. It took ages. I'm just gonna go and see what my dog's barking at Josh. Can I come back with him? He's kicking off.

You know we've got two dogs now, yeah? So the younger one just barks at the other one to play and the other one don't give a shit. So we had one little calm, lovely dog, and now this little one is just like, he reminds me, you know when you see when you see like youtell a dog off for barking because that's what they do. You can't tell a cat off for purring. No. I took my daughter to, um, she had a play date with a boy that she's, um, she's agreed to marry. Oh right, okay, that's good. Have you preschool nursery and they still sort of meet

each other but they properly, they were like properly enamored with each other. But if it was just another girl you'd be like, oh they're just like really, really good friends but because it's a boy, they're sort of, it's loaded which is quite weird when they're young, but she does sort of go quiet around him more so than her, more so than her thrown thin. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, like, they're like, like, they're like, like it's been pushed on her or because I don't like it when people go, oh, look at him he's so handsome or she's so beautiful, all the boys are going to go met or the girl, I find out, don't make it weird, but she does sort of go quiet and then when we say like, oh, you're going to see your friend she sort of gets all a bit blushes slightly, th that's totally come from her not from us but yeah so with my youngest there's this boy that she always still invites around for play dates or he's coming for a playdate soon I think lose sort of

but yeah so we've got that slightly and that's the only thing we sort of had I found notes from that like from my eldest sort of mad things about I've got a crush told that the to thii too the the the the the the th like the the th like th like th like the the th like the th like th like the thi they I I thi they I thi thi thi to to thoooooooe so I's to to to that's to that's to to to to that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I they I to to to to to to to to they I to to they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the the the they. the they. thoooo. the. the. th crush question mark and stuff like that so it's something that they obviously talk about but what's how who's this dickhead anyway that she's brought back yeah well obviously I roughed him out pulling to the side I went look here mate if you fuck her about you fuck me about I know big Tom Davis it's the biggest person you know any Josh yeah it's the biggest person you know any Josh yeah it's the big it's he it's he it's he it's he it's he it's he it's he it's he it's he is is is is is is is the the the the the the the big it's the big it's the big it's the big it's the big it's the big it's the big it's the big it's the big it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the big I I I the big is the big I the big I the big is the big I the big I the big I the big I the big is the big is the big I the big I the big is that's the big I's the the the think that's threatening. I tell you what, I don't think Richard Osmond could beat me up, but I don't think I could beat him up. I think I'd just be going at him like attacking an oak tree, you just take it and stand there. How's it going then? What's the story? So we went around to the parents' house, we really play together. It was like there was a deeper thing going on.

So what do they do then? Just... Well, they don't play together at school. They've just got this thing where he has asked her to marry him and she said yes. Right, so they sort of feel like they just sort of need to be near each other, not talking or engaging? Where do you think she think she think she think she think she th think thin where do think she's got up from? Yeah, here we bloody go. Good, yeah. Both ends. Lovely. So yeah, that was quite an interesting experience. Yeah. Yeah. So just sort of they were just hanging out, but not playing it's playing separately almost.

Well, I was playing football with my future son-in-law. Right. And she was doing art with her future mother-in-law. Oh, lovely. Yeah. So and when are they getting married? Does have got a date or anything? No, but there's a lot of it going around at the school. Another kid asked my daughter's best friend if he could marry her, but she said no. Fair enough. That happens. That's life. They've got to learn. They've got to learn. They've got to learn. They've got to learn. They've got to learn. Exactly. He shouldn't have the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the the thi. the the the the the thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. the. the note from my daughter the other week, the one that, which you call me a liar, so I posted a nice one. Interestingly the nice note got a lot less likes than the movie note. So it's a good bit of market research going forward, just sort of just keep it negative. Yeah, exactly. No one wants the internet. No one wants positivity in this day day and age. No one wants to know, no one, to know, to know, to know, to know, to know, to know, to know, to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, their, their, their, their, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's, the the the the the the th. I's, to be. I'm, tole. I'm, tole. I'm, too. I'm. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. Yeah, tolk. I'm, th age. No one wants to know other people are happy. I just thought maybe, you know, let's not just go down the negative and let's put a bit

of positivity there, but actually from a bottom line capitalist point of view, Josh, we've got to keep it negative. We've got to keep it negative. We've got to keep it negative. Although I did have a fun What happened at the NFL? Craig Doyle from the ITV NFL coverage. Yes. He had heard us saying that he would be the go-to standby for Joel Domit at the NTAs. Because if you didn't listen to the episode he was hosting NTAs when his wife was due to give birth so he said there was a backup just in case but we didn't know who that was............................................................................................. the.. the.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the............................................................................................................................................................................. give birth. So he said there was a backup just in case, but we didn't know who that was. We guessed Craig Doyle, great presenter,

and I think it's a compliment actually. So a safe pair of vans, you could throw him in anywhere and he would deliver. Exactly. Don't take it personally, Doyle. I think it's, and we've been positive about you guys. to do some stuff. You were like, it looked like he was on the bench. I was, I was literally front row behind the bench. Was it, there are famous people there? There was Delhi Alley.

Yeah, footballer? The footballer? The footballer? The footballer? And Akinfenwa. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you definitely don't hit the demographic for American football thin and it's all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the by the right sound of things but it's sort of mainly it's all black footballers and Josh Winnockham and Alex Wobie I got a selfie with Delhi Alley. Here's a quiz. Yeah. Did he say a I'm a big fan of the podcast. Mm-hmm. B. Are you that guy from what the week or C? did he look like he'd never seen me before in his life?

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look at you and I just look at you and think I can't believe I can't believe you can't I'm like laying in my pants gun, I've got nothing to give it. So he seemed friendly though, Doyle, did he? Yeah, he seemed lovely. He seems like a nice guy. Very nice. Yeah, it's good on him. But yeah, people are listening, Rob, and people are sending, if you mentioned someone, Delhi Ali's probably just been sent a clip of this now. Yeah, I don't think he come back to me. He's aired me. Might have to come back with another episode. Oh next week. He lines up all his clothes for the whole week. On a Sunday

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