Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP27: Snuggle Calls and Wideboys

Episode Date: October 24, 2023

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. Hello, I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're not coping. And we'll also be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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And can you say, Josh would have come? Josh was again. Very nice, Landy. Not again. Oh, right, let's address a couple of things. Yeah. Go on. Landy Lou.

Landy Lou. You know, we all know what we're addressing here. Yeah, we all know what we're addressing. the child. So, so the child's not called Landy Lou. Thank the child's not called the child. Like, you know, you know, you know, Lou calls you, Bob or Bobbles. Did she call you Bobbles? Big Dick. Right, yeah, big dick. Yeah, strong shaft, yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry, yeah, Bobby. Yeah, Bobbs. Yeah. What does Rose call you? What's your play

name? Oh God, no, I don't want to get involved in it. Joshie? No, it's not Joshie actually. We've got one. We've got one. Rose will kill me for saying it, but... It's all right. It's fine. It's partnum. Yeah, because I thought she once called me partnum.

Yeah, because I thought she called me partnum. Yeah, so it's... Did you call me Patnam? Yeah. Okay. So it's your Putnam. So when would she say Putnam? When there was no one else there. Right, but like in a, in a just like a playful,

like, if you're like, not well, she'd go, oh my little Patnum, not well? Or is it, would you be be seen the the the the the the the the the the the the she reacts on the ill Rob. I can tell you for free that's never happened. Putnam pass me the milk? Would it be a bit more like, you know what, sometimes it's abbreviated to puts. Puts. Puts. Puts. It wouldn't be like, there's not much of all my little little puttum's ill. I can tell you that for free. It's more just, parts can you. It goes both there, we very very very very very very very very, we there, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, for, for, we're, we're, th, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. the, the, the, the, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thell you that for free it's more just parts can you pass the little yeah more like parts can you and it goes both ways I'd call her partner as well I think right even though you never got that but it's just a puttombs that right okay everyone's got those little names I was I was a work work environment once yeah and was all got drunk was going around the

different names and everyone was giving their silly names so it's Putnam or I call Louisi, the Weasel, she called me Bobbles and stuff. So everyone's got there and he got to one one person around the table and he went, no, pardon, no there isn't. Just my name. Just my name. Fair enough. Efficient. Yeah, um, stop me if I've told you this before. When I was at university, my friend texted me instead of texting his girlfriend. Have I said this before, Michael? I don't know. I don't think I've heard it. I can still remember it, word for word. She'd got into town and he'd obviously tried to call her and she hadn't picked up, and then he texted me by mistake downstairs in our shared house. And it said said said said said said said said said said said said it said it said it said it said it said it said I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. th. to to to to to to to me. I'm just. to me. to me. to me. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm to to me me me. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm to to t. I'm t. te. te. te. te. to. to. to. I'm to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm and it said um just wanted to give you a

snuggle call. I couldn't be friends in him. Right it gets worse and then it said I hope you're having a snunky time. Snunky. I didn't finish with Monker loves monkey. Monker love monkker love Monk- Oh my God, people are disgusting, aren't they? I'd rather see them fucking in my bed than read that. I'd have more respect, I shut the door, I'll go clean the sheets, have a good time. Well, yeah, like, mine of my mates, when he first got a girlfriend, he was like,

like everyone into, like everyone is, you sort of properly go for it. But he was like, you can't believe it, can you only first go to the girl. Ah, you just like, this person that's fit like, let's be like, be near them and we go out and we kiss and stuff. Anyway, he was like, you know some people a big spoon, but sometimes as a bloke you sort of keep the little spoon stuff, you keep putting a low down. Yeah, he got street cred, do you know what I mean? But he would literally like fold up in a lap, like in Wetherspoons, like cuddling into, we used to call him Flatpack. Because he used to just sort of like fold up into a lap. Oh my god, man, what's Landy Lo? the child's called, still a rare name. I've not heard Lando. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thee, thee, they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would they would he they would he thu, thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, they the, the the the the thee theeeeat the theeeeeeat, they would they would they would they would they would they would they would story? So the child's called, still a rare name.

I've not heard Lando, L-A-N-D-O. Oh, I've heard Lando before, Lando Norris is a racing dress. It's a posh name. Right, this is Lando or Landy-Loo, who is almost three saying your names. As you can hear from the clip, My husband has said a few times, if it's not Rob Rom or Josh, you're just not interested, are you? Lando, almost three, in brackets female, from Dunbridge, Wells, Kent. Thank you for doing what you do. You don't know how much you've helped me the last year when times have been tough. Oh, that's nice. However, what was concerning me about Landy Lou was,

if she calls her kid Landy Lou, she'll end up saying Landy Lou when they're older. Because I've seen like 17-year-old boys who've come up to me for a photo or like just in the shops and they're like, oh no, you know they're a bit awkward, and they're like a bloke but they're like a bloke but they're not but they're still out with their mom and then when you hear him say like Andy come on Andy's he's names Andrews like come on Andy Pandey and I know yeah and he just goes I'm just fuck off mom just fuck off I'm not Andrew mom I'm not Andy Lou for a girl I'd like that but that you haven't heard of be, I don't know. Short throat Orlando? You know, in terms of kids' nicknames, do you remember Michael Jackson had a kid called

Blanket? Was that their nickname or their actual name? Do you remember that? I can't imagine he's up on his admin. If you're Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson the second. Okay so of course of course yes Prince Michael Jackson the second. When I heard Michael's voice I thought hundred percent he's saying move on we're not including any Michael Jackson stuff in this podcast. I was like let's skirt over the or he's one of them you know them people that you're like quite normal get with day-to-day life and you don't think anything of it but if you go, co, Michael Jackson it was a bit funny wasn't he? And then they turn into

this sort of super, well I think you'll find actually that cool case was a complete discreating like oh okay you're one of those Michael Jackson okay okay to play that that. Okay the the th you th you th you th you th you th you th you that th you that that that that that th you that that that th you that that that that th you're that that that that that that that that that that that that's not talk about that. Let's let's keep that Separado okay blanket Anyway, Landy Lou I land it I think Landy lose nice thing for a girl good on you bit of a issue Rob that the witticum house sure when isn't there one? no So it wasn't that big an issue but it did you you're like, I'm not really on the ball here. So we're in a bit of a situation that you're in with, my daughter really loves doing clubs. Right, yeah. So she's doing a lot of clubs, but she's signed up to piano because you do it during the school day. Yeah, that's exactly what my daughter did. So they take you out, so it, so it, so it, so it, so it, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she th. She th th th th th th thi, she's thi, she's thi, thi, I thi, I'm not really really thi, I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I th. I, I, I, I th. I, I, I th. I, I th. I, I, I th. I, I th. I, I th. I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th thin, I'm not thin, I'm not really really that, I'm not really thin, I'm not really thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the. But yeah that's exactly what my daughter did yeah. So they take you out so it doesn't feel like an extra club it just feels like you're missing a bit of science. She gets really likes the music teacher

she gets to hang out with the music teacher and play some piano shop. Great so she did her first piano lesson. And then we get the email saying I'm said. So buy the book. Here's the book. the book. Here is the book. Here is the book. the book. the book. the book. the book. the book. the book. the book. the book. the book. the book. the book. the book. the book. th. th. the book. th. the book. the book. the book. the book. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. te. teat. teat. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea.? Oh, okay. Well, I've been there for 20 minutes. We didn't have to buy it off the music teacher. I know, it's as I feel like, that's all that happens. Oh, your kid likes, I, under quid. What? What? You need that now? Why? Lender one? Lender a guitar. Well, that's the problem, Rob? that, Rob, Rob. that, Rob. that, Rob. that, Rob. that, Rob. that, Rob. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's, we's. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It's th. I didn't, th. I didn't, th. I didn't, th. I didn't, th. I didn't have, th. I didn't, we didn't, we didn so if she could practice this during the week, I was like, what? We haven't got a piano? I didn't know we had to have a piano for piano lessons. How are we got to get a fucking piano? So take her to an hotel sticker in the bar?

Take her to King's soon pancreas. So that chained up one. I always feel like those, you know the pianos are in tray stations that are chained up. Obviously so it's not to be stolen, but I sort of feel like it's because they're quite aggressive if they're left. They're like aggressive ones that couldn't be in a band. Elton John's pianos at Radio 2 just sat there doing nothing. I've never seen any one quiet. Every time I'm going to radio 2. They've they they they they they they they they they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've I have a go on that? They've got a coffee machine at Radio 2 that they've not changed. It's the same coffee machine like for the station, right, that they've not changed since I've been at Radio 2, like not even my own show as a guest. So it's going back probably 12, 13 years, same coffee machine. And I feel like Harrison Ford was in last week. He could, he could have Oh no, but he can't serve him up from that. Come on.

It's Harrison Ford in Radio 2? What's he doing? Covering for Vernon Koeh? No, sometimes I'm going in the week to do bits of Bob's. And I walk past the night, Zoe Ball, if she can't get him live, Zoe Ball will stay around and do them with like 10 or 11 in the morning. So you just walk past like Harrison Falls, Johnny Miles there the other day. It's quite exciting.

Was he? Yeah. Yeah. So what was he talking about? What's he's talking? Keyboard? We're going to have to buy a keyboard. Yeah.

We're not going to get a piano. Oh no, I can't be tinkling the old ivories in the evenings. Patnam, not Patnam's game. Not Patnums. Don't, don't, don't ruin it. What? Rose is already going to be angry. Oh, Patsy, chill. Are you okay Putsy? Loe, no, Putsy. That, that, thank you.

No, no, no, Puts. Pat nums, nums, numbs, some numbs-numbs- some numbs for numbums. Numb-nums is what we call kissing. Nom-nom. No, it's not. Some numb-nums for pats. That's what I say when we're watching TV in the evening. Now, Rob, what have I been up to? Well, well, not what I've been up to. My daughter come home from school the other tho, I don't think the world's going for me anymore, Dad.

I think the world's going against me. I was like, negative Nelly. And she, by the way, that's not me giving away my daughter's name. For the Bridget Jones crew. Anyway, so, what happened to it? I fell off a bench and hurt my knee. And I went, oh did someone push you off? She went, no, I just fell off.

I went, well, you've got sort of take a bit of responsibility yourself there, I think. That's sort of like that. I would say, I was like, oh, I want to say that's a world. Unless gravity. You got beef with gravity. And then she went, and then I hurt both my legs. I was like, oh, what happened? She went, I did cross country. They did cross country.

They did cross country. She's nearly eight. So between eight and year six, they do like some cross country, but then I, anyway, they were like, they sent an email out going, hi guys, tod hi guys today your kids are going to do some cross-country it was in their peak anyway those that are quick will be selected to represent the school a meet next week on Tuesday and if they'll be picked up at 2 p.m. they'll miss the last hour of school and then they'll be dropped back at school at 6 p.m. Hang on hang on I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm the school I'm the school I'm the school I'm they they they they they they they they they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll be they'll they'll they'll they'll be they'll be they'll be they'll they'll be they'll be they'll be they'll be they'll be they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they're they're they're they're th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the they I'm going to say. The school forgot that they were doing cross-country meat and that is the last minute. It's a panic. It's a panic run. Panic run around the school field. Yeah. So I was like, but

but what's weird about this is right? All the other things at school they do like, all think the only other sort of team that's got is like there's swimming, I think it's a swimming team for whatever, but they were like, oh if they want to be in the swim team, they'll go to the, come to the club and they'll do trials to see you can get in kind of thing and it's all like if you want to be in it come and do it, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, th. But, the, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they's, they's, they's, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they's, they's, they's, they's, they're, if, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, like, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're I don't... Fucking head cross-country. But I think that's because really most children are quite pure and trauma-free and the only reason adults run that far is demons. Isn't it? Yeah. Because it's the only... my daughter was like tennis, like football, they're fun sports, but I want to run across the countryside for ages in the cold and wet and mud and right and like no child is no wants to do what you're running from Sebco? What do you know what I mean? I know just I just look at

if you run in a matter like there's a there's something else going on there to run them out you're not just doing that. There's a lot of other things to do. Normally it's people whose dad did one and they're trying to beat the time before they get old, which you know, pretty healthy. Keep that up. That'll make you happy. Did you do cross country? I'm not really built for running. It's sort of not really my game. But I'm trying to do more of it on the dog walks. But did you like cross country?

I fucking hated it at school. Because obviously, also, we, asthma was really bad for me at school. And also, we were in the country. So it's pretty like hilly. Yeah, that is brutal. Because there's a different level to countryside, like even where I am, like I'm not sort of deep countryside. Yeah, if my daughter did cross country, she's not in cross country, she's running around a park. Yeah, you're running around a park, but where you were that is, but Beaster Bodmin, is that is that around there? Did you. There's been any sightings recently?

Um, I think there's always sightings, but they're never quite good enough. I mean, there'll be a lot of people at home going, it's not real, but it feels. What do you know what? It's not like the Loch Ness Monster. Do you know what? It's complete falsehood, but at some point there probably there probably there there probably there probably there probably there there there was probably there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there was probably there's probably probably there was probably there was there there there was there there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there there there there there there there was there was there was there was there was there was there there there there there there there there that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that there there there there there there's there there there there there or not. Yeah. Right, okay. Good. I'm glad I've got that cleared up. I remember turning up to Sports Day and I didn't like Sports Day. I to tell the Blocu who won the Javlin, didn't I? No. We never got taught Javlin at our school. We just, for for some reason, for some reason, they all let to do Javl in the today. theyn, but no no no no one one one no no no no no know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know know how to to See in the end, the bloke who won just walked to the line and just stabbed it in the ground like a flag. Yes, that is brains overborn. Love it! Love it! Love it! It's great, would it? Oh, so this is a good tip, right? So for some weird reason, my five-year-old wanted to take a teddy into school and then was like, you know that kicking off about it and I think it was more just to kick off so I this is a good little tip that worked I said I tell you what you can

take the teddy in school but I can take the teddy with me today to do my jobs so your teddy can go in an adventure and then I did what I took I I I I I I I I took I took I took I took I took I took I the took I took I took I took I took I the took I took I took I took I took I took I took the the the the the is the. the. the. the is a the is a the is a the is a the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is a the is a the is a took is a toda today is a today is a today is a today is a today is a today is a today is a today is a today the is a held the teddy up for a photo in the bank and then I was in a cat so I put the teddy on a chair, pretending to eat my breakfast, and then put the teddy in the shower and a couple of little photos and she was buzzing. Could I ask a question? Yeah. Did you have a bag or were you carrying a teddy around? I had a work. So I had a work bag and the tap, I, I, I, I, I, and the the the t, I, and th, and the th, I, and the th, I, I, and the th, I, I had, but, I had, I had, but, I had, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, but, I had a the the the the the the t... I had, I had a to. I had a to. I had a to. I had a tad, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, like, but in trouble, but it worked, but you could, I could have got away with doing all them things in like the first hour of the day. Yeah, of course.

There's no time stamp. She wasn't saying could you also have your phone in shot so that I can see the time. Yeah, and then just, if this is good Rob this is good. Teddy's day out. Teddy or Toys day out and in that way the kid don't take it in and then the kid's excited to see the pictures. However if you forget to take the photos that's a panicked dash around the house. Oh my god yeah. Oh my god yeah that worked for us. You're a dad, Bob. That's the thing people don't give us.

Do you know what? I don't think I am, I just think I'm quite a quick problem solver. Yeah, you're creative. Yeah, I'm a creative problem solver. I think it's my, I've had to become very creative with my, um, low, what should I call it skill. Spurl count. That's the way that's Spurb count. But you know, there's not many in there, but I will keep going at it. That's what they always say about me. Oh, we have a thing as well.

Right, so I've got a problem here, Josh, right? Go on. And then we'll do some correspondence. First of all, I can'tthe toothbrush but he'll I can do his teeth if he it open he's too young to do himself but ours are old enough now to do it themselves but they keep lying about it. My daughter doesn't do it for long enough no one does today that's the problem. Two minutes is too long I don't do it for two minutes no I mean maybe this is a sign of not wanting to ever be alone in my own thoughts, but normally when I'm doing my um, ablutions, whatever they'd be called at the end of the night, I'll put on a podcast

or an audio book. Oh, what, just to do that? Yeah. See, I think that's the reason with the toothbrush in is people don't listen to my podcast. So you're just staring at yourself, think it's, before bed. Before bed. Yeah, maybe that's the problem. And you're thinking, how much extra is this doing? Do you know what I mean? How much is still there, one minute, 30 in? You do sort of think, are my to dentist that often or does the dentist go, oh we're a bit low on profits? I send a reminder out six months early. You know I mean all like, oh you must plaque.

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Exactly, why? I've got a Plymouth Argyll app. I didn't even know there was an app. That's green. That's green. That's green. That's people. that's people. to use a plim of tiggy. Oh Josh, another problem I've got, right? So I've always found trainers a bit too tight, right, around the sides, but not tight enough to like all shoes and feet. You've got broad feet. I've got quite broad feet. So over the summer I've bought bought myself a pair of, I'll give them a shout-out because I've bought them all summer. I've bought them all summer. I've I've I've I've I've I've they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they've they're they've they're they've they've they've they've they've they've they're they're they're they're they've they've they've they've they've they've they've trae trae train train train trae trae trae their their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're th th tou try tou try try try tri-a tri-s trainers trainers trainers trainers trainers trained they're tho tho they're they're ocker, wide fit trainers. And I love hokker, it's very comfy, right? So I've worn them all summer because they're like mesh, they don't need to be waterproofing the summer. I've just basically worn them all summer

and they're wired, right? They fit like an absolute glove. And basically I've got wide feet, I've got broad feet, so I just have a lot of toe space. I love the way you've rebranded it broad to make them sound big and intimidating. Well, wide. Wide. I've got wide feet.

I've got wide feet. I've got in the wide boys all summer. My feet are expressing themselves Josh. I've never felt I've got better balance. I feel like I'm clinging to the front like a chimpanzee. I'm flying. Right. I'm getting better. I'm getting better. I'm just, there's just more space when I'm running or walking. Now I had to go and do a corporate the other. I could Your feet fit. Oh no. Because they've got bigger and apparently it's well over time your feet get they don't get longer but they get wider that sometimes it's kind of flattening down. Yeah and because I've not got like leather trainers keeping

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I say, I reckon I'm 11th, I'm 11th, thin' wide,'t wear tens. It's still too tight, Josh. Oh, is it? Yeah. You're going to look mental in 11s. You're going to have such long feet. I'm not wearing 11th. You're going to have to just slowly bring your feet back in, aren't you? Do hocker do a collaboration. The Wide Boyfew. Smart, Wide shoes fit. Here we go. Wide fit shoes. Wide fit smart shoes.

Here we go. They're going to be awful, aren't they. Wide fit shoes. There's a wide fit shoes. Because Adidas has come up quite narrow. And so I've never really wear, I could never wear it. I could never wear it. Adidas really. I always used used. I always wear. I always wear. I always. I always. I always. I always. I always used. with wide feet. I'm part of a new gang. Look, wide fit shoes.co. that's my small business shout out for, it looks like a big business, but I'm shop by width. Look, you can shop by width.

Shot by condition, hammer toes, swollen feet, bunions, arthritis, diabetics. They're just broad and strong. What do you want a loafer? Or a canvas shoe? I love a loafer. the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that that fit that fit that fit that fit that fit thathe fit fit fit thathe fit that that that that that that that that thathe thathe th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Wide fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. that that that that that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that. that that that that. that that that. that. that. th strong. What do you want, a loafer? Or a canvas shoe? I'll have a loafer. A smart loafer. There's one product. Oh, it's bad. Oh, it's bad, Rob. Jackamo, wide leather shoes.

Fuck's sake. This is you, this is you now. That's fine. I've got torainers wise you can get new balanced Nike sketches. Really? Yeah. It's a whole new world because I've just realized nothing fit me forever Josh I just thought that's just what my feet well. I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just a gase of the thing at the moment. No don't I'm not joining you. No, but once you go wide, your feet start enjoying the freedom.

It's like Jack Greedish when he signed for Man City. He sort of, it just went up a level. There's just more space on the pitch. Yeah, it took him a year to get there though, didn't it? But I just think. And so I'm in that year. I think, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, I was listening, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their... their. their. to, their. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, their, their, And he was talking about he was where he wears these feet that are, he wears these shoes that feel more like you're walking on the ground and it's better for you. Right. And I just, I just, I just don't like big foamy

bouncy ones. I like it. I just, just let me like my shoes rather than feel they do it. I just don't want to have to feel guilty about my shoes. I think self-a-I the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I their th. I th. I their their their th. I'm just just, I just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I their, I their, I their, I their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, just, just, I'm just, just, just, just, I'm just, just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm it. Don't make, I just don't want to have to feel guilty about my shoes. I think self-improvement has got out of hand. Just as long as you're not a wreckhead, you're fine as you are. Come on. No one needs to be the fucking ADAS, mate. I can't, please don't let me feel guilty about my converse. I've been, I've I've beat my 5KPB. Who cares. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've th, I, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, th, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've th, I've that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, fuck, mate. It's only going to get slower then we all die. What? Do you want to do some correspondence quickly and then small business? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I've done my small business already, Rob. What's your small business? The wide shoes. the coed. Okay, big up the wide feet. Anyone else out there got wide feet and any tip my poor old Michael with the inbox. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's. What's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, th. What's, th. What's, th. What's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I th. I's. I'. I'. I'. I'. I'm the. I'm tho. I'm thoo. I'll the. I'll the. I'll tho. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll. Okay. Big up the wide feet. Anyone else out there got wide feet and any tip like poor old Michael with the inbox? Just someone, hello, I've got wide feet. Cheers, bye. I also have wide feet. So genuinely I'm fascinated by this. So please do do all men have wide feet? Is the whole thing because we've got three out of three here? Right. Is this Is this just a fucking, a shoes the wrong fucking shape?

Because we've got a hundred percent wide foot. Mine, honestly, because I, you know, I look at trainers, and that's why I used to buy canvas ones so I could have overhang. Yeah. You know like, because if you had proper tight leather you can't squeeze them in. But some are right, some brands are better than others. But look, if there's any running company, a a shoe wants to do a wide boy Beckett fit I'm up for a collab Josh yeah okay I want to do that I want to bring this to the masses I want you can call the Y boys you're showing boys I'll be honest Rob let's be honest we know Adidas have got a lot of

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I'd advise Lou to stay at least until the patent is cleared on wide boys, so that you get half of it. Right let me just, I'll do a parent with fat out and then we'll do a small business shout. Hi Robin Josh, a few months ago we decided to potty train our toddler daughter all was going well and we were delighted when she started to tell us when she needed to go. One evening I needed to pop to the shop a toy. A two-minute walk their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, tho, their, tho, tho, their, their. tho, tho, I. their, I was. I was. I was, I was, I was their, I was their, I. I was their, I. I. I was. I was. their, I. their, I. their, I. their, I. tho, I. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. I was. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. toda. toda. t toda. toda. t today, today, today, today, today, t husband with our newborn baby at home, our little girl asked to come with me. Whilst in the Q to Pay, my daughter told me she needed a wee. As we were early on with a potty training and she was giving approximately 30 seconds warning, I knew we wouldn't make it home. So I put down the shopping and popped out to let her do a wild wee around the side of the building. Imagine my horror when the Wii turned into a poo, and my further horror when I realized my pockets were completely empty by my phone, not a tissue or piece of paper in sight.

Oh my God. I had no other choice but to pick up the poo my bare hands and to put it in the nearest bin. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh that's awful. Thanks for making us laugh from Lydia, oh Ewan, but with a J. So it looks like Juan, but it's actually Ewan. That's a much, be a fucking nightmare that. With a J. With a J. With a J. With J. I'm just. I'm just. Hello. My name's Ewan. With a J. Yep. Thanks. And B. B. B. E.A. A. And baby Sid. All the the the J. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. the J. Uh. Uh. the th. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. th. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. th. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, the. Uh, the J. Uh, the J. Uh, the J. Uh, the J. Uh, the J. Uh, the J. Uh, the J. Uh. Uh, the J. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. I, th. Y. Yep, thanks. And B. B. E.A. and Baby Sid all the way from the Islea Man. Oh dear, to be fair, I've seen worse than that and the Ilai man when I've been there. I've just listened to your hooker suck episode on my commuter work and gave me a flashback to last year and arranging a jube thi street where I live. Hooker suck was when I did hook a duck duck but I think

there was a mess up in the WhatsApp group or something. So I have a tendency to swear a lot and was fed up on my phone auto-correcting the word duck. My messages would say for duck we've all been there. This annoyed me greatly. So one day I decided to change my autocorrect settings. From then on, every time I typed the word duck, I set autocorrect to change it to fuck, problem solved. Oh no. Oh, God. However, one day when messaging our street group arranging the Jubilee Street Pye, I made reference to one of our lovely neighbors, Carol in her 70s playing Hooker Duck. To my horror. I forgot the auto correct change, hit send and the message referred to Carol playing hooker fuck. I didn't know you could

change your auto correct, did you? I didn't know that Carol was hooking fucks left right and center. Exactly. Very quickly you had to apologize to the higher street for the offense, keep it sexually and relatable. Hannah Greg from Bogna. Oh they. they. they. they've they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. theat. the. the. the. the. their their their the. you been to Bogna? Yes I have been to Bogna, done a gig in Bogna. Have you? Yeah, they've got a little theatre for a warm-up gig. It's good. Oh lovely. Bogdah's quite a fun place because it's sort of like it hasn't got the nicest name is it? But it's actually all right. Is it nice that it sounds? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're their th. I th. I th. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the. I've the the theat the. I've the. I've the., you're not going to the French Riviera. No, no, no. You know, I wouldn't say you're blown up. I wouldn't say you leave Bogneridge's going, I cannot believe that place is called Bogna.

Yeah. I think you go, oh, it's quite nice here, isn't it? It's not too bad. Is that okay? I don't upset the people of Boglarie, yes, but it's got a nice seaside. Exactly. It's all good. It's all good. Dear Rob and Josh and Michael and the rest of the team who make the podcast happen. This is a small business shout out to all the Pick Your Own Pumpkin farms in the UK who opened this October. We run Pick your Own Pumpkin in Ashford, Kent, not was eight months old and he spent the entire October in a sling whilst I sold pumpkins at the back of a horsebox proper farm style. Since the event has grown and it's become a bigger family

affair each year we support a local charity and this year we are working with club awesome as spell a you some who are a Kent-based charity supporting families who have disabilities or additional learning needs would really love the shout out and the website for book it is www.pick your own pumpkin dot farm dot farm keep up the great work that's cool isn't it it I mean it's not too far from you Josh once you get through the black wall tunnel it's about half hour 40 minutes so it's very doable once you get through the black wall tunnel Rob that's the big one th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho-I tho-I tho-I the the the tho-I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the nel, Rob, that's the big one though, isn't it?

Go early, you'll be alright at a weekend. Keep up the great work, I listen to each week on the school run and completely blame Rob for my youngest learn the word fuck, complete with the South London accent. Thanks, Jim. Good luck to him. If you've got my accent, you can get away with the odd fuck because it sounds like it's just a chat. Whereas if you're posh and you swear it sounds like you're annoyed, you know. I can swear a lot more than someone like Ivo Graham or Ivor Graham sounds like he's livid.

Right, have you got a small business shout out? Oh well, what's going to do white-fit shoes, but I could do another one. Can you please give my best friend Hannah a small business shout-up? Hannah makes water-resistant mats that you can sit on so you don't get a wet or mucky bum. They're easy to pop under the push chair in your bag and mean that you can rest on any bench. Oh, that's good. Or patch of grass and not have to worry about the mess that could go on your trousers. Great for moms and dads that may need to find the nearest bench to to feed their baby. That is good. She's made a wide range of fabrics and prints that you can choose from or pre-made ones available to purchase via Etsy. The mats come in kids sizes too so you can have ones to match. She also makes picnic mats and dog mats perfect for the whole family. Her business is called Take a seat, rain or shine. Social media is take a seat, rain or shine on Instagram, Facebook and Etsy.

Thanks for making me chuckle, come on. Sophie Wager. Oh, I like that. Good name. Chuckle. A bit more than that, please, Sophie, come on, mate. Chuckle. I find that mildly amusing. Josh, I'll see you on Friday. See on Friday. Bye. Hi guys. Fatia Elgory here. Quick question, brouf.

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