Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP3: Price check on the condoms...

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

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Got panicking. Yeah. Now I think this is all fine actually. Okay, good. Well that's good. That's good. A raggedy. A ragg. Right now let's just double check ragamuffins. Because you're kind of owning the word yourself as a reggie yourself. Yeah I'll probably bit of a raggy bit of a bit of a but I'm not violent and aggressive. No you're not not anymore. I just watch that I watch a lot of that. Yeah you avoid a. No ragamuffin is an old pirate word that means scoundrel. Thank God for the pirates. Oh my words, good guys. Oh God that was panicking when he said a Jamaican form of music I was panicking but then I saw the old pirate ragamuffin on her dictionary yes in just to be fully clear we meant the pirate. of course you've of hot now. Quick question. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type ty. ty. thi. thi. th we meant the pirate. Ah, of course! Of course you meant the... Hot!

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And you've already had problems with the toilets. Yeah, that we're in Soho. And the, the, is it's. You said that like, we're in Soho, you probably say in the UK, maybe some, maybe Brighton is probably the most sort of like, progues. Progues are all sort of like anyone you want in the, in in basically. But the sign on it is the male and female sign, you know with the circle and the circle and the little like cross. But because they were they've been intertwined to imply anyone can use them. Anyone can use them. However, I thought it was a new symbol. I know what they are separate I've never seen them together. I the disabled the disabled the disabled the disabled the disabled the disabled the disabled the disabled the disabled. I their their their their their their their them together before, so I just went into the disabled. You thought it was for Prince?

I thought it was just Prince's toilet. Bit like they've got Elton John's piano radio too. Yeah, yeah. They've got Prince's to the toilet and I googled. So you went to the table toilet. Because you thought it was safer. I think I'd rather be told off by someone with a disability than walking on a woman going for a piece. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

I think that's the best way to deal with it, isn't it? I once got direct. What would you have done in this situation? I was doing a corporate? five, six years ago maybe and I said to the woman who was running it that I needed to toilet, not show me, well I said, you need to go to the toilet, yeah I need to go to the toilet, I need to toilet, no I said where's the toilets, yeah, and then she took me to the disabled toilet to to the toilet I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I thought I thought I thought I thought I thought she she she she was I thought I was she she she thought she thought she thought she thought she was to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toilet to toilet toilet the the the the the toilet the the the the the the the the the the the toile the toilet toilet toilet toilet I I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was disabled. What did you say? What would you have done in that situation? I'd have just used to disable toilet. Yeah, that's what I did to save her. That was the easiest one for the person that was doing the giglator. No, she definitely took me to the disabled toilet, because that's why she, did she help you in? No, but that's why she obviously walked me? But that's why she's. the. the. that's why she. that's why she. that's why she. that's why she. that's why she. that's why she. that's why she. that's why she. that's why she. that's why she. the that's why she. that's why she. that's why she. that's why she. they. that's why she's why she. they. to. that's why she. they. they. that's why she was they. they. they. that's why she was. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that's why. the. the. that's why. that's why. that's why. that's why. that's why. that's why. that's why. that's. that's. that's why. that's why. that's why. that's why. that's why. that's why. that's why. the. the hallway on your left but she thought you might so do you think it was some sort of because obviously you've you've got you've got it was because of last leg yeah I know that but well yeah but you've got you don't

walk you walk you don't walk like there's anything that would impede you so do you think she thought it was some sort of mental problem that you have well I don't know what that means but no but you don't you look that when you walk down the street if you were famous you go I go like you guys think people are going to go look at little fella that would they wouldn't go to that little fella that would they wouldn't go I wonder what disability he's got they'll be like oh look he's a funny little fellow. I'm not. I would. I think you will go to the funny little man. I'm a Ronnie Corbett. There is a bit of Corbett about you. Same with me though, but always got funny little fainty, isn't it? I don't know about that. If I was looking down to the street and I weren't famous people are still going to go, it's funny big mouth. I can see your point. But I can't assume I the point the point the point th. I can't see th. I can't see th. I can't see the point th. I can't see the point th. I can't see the point th. I can't see the point th. I can't see the point th. I can't see. I can't see. I can't see a point the point a point. I can't see a point. I can't see a point. I'm a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I'm. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I can't. I can't. I th. I'm. th. I th. I'm the. the. going to say actually that I heard the, I've told you about this, that Stuart Lee was doing a routine about me.

Was he? Apparently. But it was really funny what I heard. He'd said that I, he said, he's on that show with the disabled show. And he's like, um, I don't know what his disability is. All I know is, the other two, they talk about their disabilities. He doesn't, so it must be really, really bad. That's a funny joke. Yeah, anyway, how are my kids?

Anyway, how are the kids? How are your kids? Yeah, good. I've got notes. You've got stuff I didn't say in the last podcast. Can I just do my catch-up stories? Well, yeah, okay. You do your kids and then I'll do my catch-up story. No, you do catch-up because mine are sort of catchaps as well really. Okay, cool. I didn't finish my league of their own story. Okay, go on. So to recap, to recap. to recap. to recap. to recap. to recap. to recap. to recap. to the the the the the the the the th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their the. their the. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. an egg in my hair. I forgot that it was the last scene we were filming before we had to go to the airport.

Okay. I'm all of my lowest moments. So you couldn't, there was no way to have a shower? Yeah, there was a shower because we were filming at a house. Right, okay. But they didn't have hot running water. Oh. And I was showering in cold water, I toto get egg out of my hair and the producer knocked on the door and said he didn't know that I had egg I'd been eggs. The producer didn't. He'd been doing one of the other interviews because you know and he was like Josh you haven't got time for a shower we've got to go get the plane

the plane. And I would say that was one of the lowest moments. And I said you could. I lost my call again. I lost my call again for a second time. Go on. Well I can't remember exactly what I said. Which are using Shaw, the body wash because it used to be sponsored by Shore. There's always right guard. There was always loads of right guard. There was always loads of right guard and you dress in for it. Like every flavor. Another thing about League of their Own? Yeah, which is a very pleasant.

It's just the League of their Own. Sorry, but people would love behind the scenes. You'd get there, right? When you did the show, and they had a great range of what you're allowed for dinner. Yes, yeah, I'd say they look after you very well. One of the things was a full Indian takeaway. I'm about to get in a fucking inflatable ball and roll down a massive tempin bowling pins that were manned by Freddie Flint off. And you want me to have a fucking gel-frazy?

I was strapped to a ball thing like table football but real life size and he just spanned me around on it in circle if I'm not back a Colma. Anyway that's the end of that. Yeah I forgot one of my stories from Obita. Okay. So Rose got me a nice watch for my 40th. Okay nice. So it's old yeah it's an antique watch. An antique watch. Well you know like it's so it's old so it's old. It's old. It's like it's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's a. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the table. It's table football. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. I. It. I. I. It. It's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I'm. I. Yeah, I don't know. One lady driver. So I don't know whether, how many lady drivers have been like it. That's all quite a casual positive sexism, isn't it? One little sensible lady driver. I know it is weird. It's a Victorian because that's like on the, on on auto trading, we'll say one lady driver. One lady driver. Lady. That's in kind of a 15?

Yeah, exactly. I reckon I'd qualify, the way I drive, I reckon I'd qualify as one lady driver in auto today. Yeah, I don't need to do word for it. Sensible. Sensible drive. So this watch, I do want to leave it on the beach. Okay.

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so I was put it in your shoe no Rob my insurance is invalidated if I take it off I know but who's going through your shoes for your watch watch? the beach? the the the the beach the the the beach the beach the the the beach the the the the beach I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to the the the the to to to to to go I was to go I was to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the th the the I the the the I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the the is is I the is I the off. I know but who's going through your shoes for your watch? Come on Rob, it's Ibita. Yeah, about Josh, it's full of wrong hunts. I've been to Ibitha. And no offense, it's a nice watch, but you don't look like JZ. But you don't look like JZ. You don't look like, firstZ. No, but you know when like footballers and rappers get their houses stole because they've got these, that's a nice watch, but it's not like a flashy over-the-time expensive one that people are going to say. No, I'm not saying

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the whole 20 minutes in the sea. Yeah. It was like a laughing cat in the Chinese restaurant like a laughing cat in a Chinese restaurant but I was never laughing. So I just wanted to ask what you'd have done but you've said you would have left the watch I would have put the watch in the bottom of my shoe. Imagine what rat yellow pair of sandals. No it was sandals so the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I was. I was. I pair of converse was it? No, it was sandals. So there's no cover. Okay, but I would have hidden it in something around where all the stuff was. But my rule is don't go to be there. Yeah, well I wouldn't do it in any sea. This watch, yeah, I put in a crock on the beach and went in. Good luck, good luck. Good luck. Good luck telling that to have more. I also I need to give crocks and respect. The crock is the greatest shoe for a dad or a mom on a family holiday.

Why? Because it's so easy to put on. Yeah. And it's waterproof, essentially. Because as soon as it's wet, it's dry, you can go and sand in the sea, no problem. You walk on top of it. You're going in the sea sea sea sea sea sea sea sea Blight me, Riley. Because it's rocky. It's rocky. Straight on, go in the pool. You're swimming in your crocks. No, but you could. I don't swim in your croc. But it's just, it was just, and they're comfy to walk around with that. In the park, sand. Boom, boom, boom. I never think. I. th you were thinking, you think about your feet on holiday, don't you?

Oh, you know what happened, Rob? Do you want to know, actually on my way into the sea, this was awful. This was, I'd say, one of the lowest moments of a holiday with Lowe's. So everyone went in the sea, yeah. And I thought I should put some sun cream on. That's... I know. Why is that funny? It's funny that they've ever haven't done it or they've done it earlier and you've done it earlier. they've done it earlier because they'd gone in the sea earlier on. So you've just got t-shirt on the beach?

I was in the shade. In the shade. Topless. in the shade. Really? All right Crocs in the sea? I'm just sad I don't feel like you're getting the most of going to a Balearic Island. I don't know I don't. You might as well have sat out of a bus stop. I honestly mate I think we can confirm I didn't get the most out of going to Balearic Island. I'm not my fuck here now. You've got one end you got Pete the to get the thapapapapapap got Pete the the than. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' to get thin' that's the. the' the' the' the' their the' the' the' th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's to thin' to to toy's toy's toy's toy. I's toy. I'm toye. I'm toge. I'm toge. I'm toge. I'm just just just just toge. I'm just toge. I'm toge. I'm today. I'm toye. I'm t me. I'm in the sea. Don't let people see the back on that watch. If anything, I was advertising the watch to pass us by. Showing them the goods that they can... Okay, so guys, Jack Greenish is in Ocean Beach, off his face of a 200 grand watch. Also, Josh Renman's got after someone in the sea. Where should we go to Robin?

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And they're big old trotters. A big old trot. I was having to run down. Between people's shade. Yeah, between people's shade. So like running to basically stand next to each person as they were lying between people's sheds and then before the sea there was a big distance with no shade. So I thought I've just got to get to the sea and everyone could see me coming my group. Yeah and I

got halfway and it was too painful and I just collapsed. What did you think you collapsed? And my bottom of my feet couldn't take it? So I fell to my knees like I you think you got that? And my bottom of my feet couldn't take it. So I fell to my knees like I've been shot in Vietnam. I think your knees get hot. Yeah but I needed some, they were at zero, so I needed to like to transfer it to a different bit that wasn't already boiling. So I basically fell to my knees.

And everyone in the sea just laughed at me Rob. Oh Josh. Did you crawl to the sea? I then, well no, my knees was by this point hot, so I then had to get back up onto my feet. I just needed my feet down a little bit of a rest. Do you know what? A way to do it next time? Yeah. Bury my feet?

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And this happens, so he's been going to sleep downstay, basically I've got two crates downstairs. The ultimate plan, our oldest dog now could sleep out of the crate. We basically put the dog in his crate, but leave the door open. And he can sleep at the crate, and he can sleep on the sofas and the sofa, and the the the the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, and the sofa, the sofa, the the the the the the the the their, the the the the their, their, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, and the the the the the the the theirs, theirs, the the the ta downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs downstairs, and the sofa, and the sofa, and ta, and toa, and toa's toa's toaugh, and toa's toa's toa's toaughatestestests downstairs, and toa, and the the toa, care either. So the old man is both of them downstairs, no crate, just on the sofas at night. However, the puppy's too young to do that and can't be trusted and will we and poo everywhere because if they're in the crate they won't we or poo. Yeah, because we're trying to get them to go through the night. And actually it's doing really the puppy wea, it's doing, it's doing, it's doing, we's doing, we's doing, we's doing, we's doing, we's doing, we's doing, we's doing, we's doing, we's doing to, we's to, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're to the the their, we're, we're, their, to the puppy, their, their, their, their, their, the puppy, the puppy, tho, tho, tho, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th, tho, thou, thou, thou, thou, thou, thou, thi, thi, thou, thi, thou, and tha, and thou, and tha, and thou, and their, and the thoua, tha, thoua, tha, tha on him. And we try and take him in the garden to do a wee. Absolutely not. So he won't we or poo in the crate, but we'll absolutely shit in our kitchen at any moment

at all times, right? Which is part and parcel of it. That's life. So anyway, but them in the bed or whatever we're quite good. We had to let our child cry out after try and every option. We didn't want to, we were dead against it, but nothing else worked. We did cry out, it worked. So once you let a kid cry out, a dog can go fuck itself. Ha ha ha ha.

So maybe I'm dead inside, who knows, right? But luckily with the second one... It sounds like you were cried out by the player. It sounds like you were cried out for weeks on end, Rob. I'm judging by your emotional. Didn't do me any harm I was cried out. Didn't mean no one? I did fine.

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just pecking order. But what we're doing is, when they're playing it's fun, but if the older one does, like Fred does go for Georgie a little bit, we put, there's, we've got a little pen for Georgie to play in that we can go in and play with want one to the one first. We can't go three dogs, that's insane. It's absolutely mental. I just feel like my life's selling to Jonathan Ross's house. Yeah, you're turning into like Alex James. You're living in the countryside. We're getting a pizza oven.

Are you? Gosney. Gosney. We've got a gosny is the least cost-effective investment I've ever made. Is it credit across you 400 pound of pizza? I reckon I'm on 200 pound A pizza at the point. Right, okay. What have you got though?

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five hours earlier think I need to start a fire. Right. Really? So you start a wood fire five hours before and you have to keep going back in that five hours to add add to get the hot. Because you start just getting a fire going you've got to get the the the to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the actual. Yeah. Yeah. to get to get to get to get to get the the to get the to get the to get the the to get to get the to get the to get the the the the the the the the the to get. If. If the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to get there because you got the fire going you've got to get the actual dome hot yeah that's the problem right if you want a hot pizza and so if you go to like a company or just a must be a company yeah yeah it's definitely I didn't make it was an actual rock formation yeah yeah yeah it's a very good I think I'll the I think it would be a lovely tho the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that the that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho the tho the the the the the tho the the the tho the the the the the tho tho tho the tho the the the cosny dome, I let you know it goes. Anyway, so the... I think it would be a lovely thing to have my pizza. Oh, my kids love pizza.

If I wasn't dealing with a two and a five-year-old, do you know what I mean? Yeah, mine are older now. Mine are seven and five, so they'll happily help make the pizzas and then, and it'll be, anyway, that's the plan, that summer. It's like my garden is a, is basically a graveyard of kind of hopes and dreams. Hopes and dreams, I've just got to admit to myself. Well, you're not really. It's not very crowded. So what's in there? What's your failed dreams? Just plants that aren't growing.

Things that haven't been cleared up. Just all the stuff that I've just not got time for. It's in the garden. It's in the garden. Pizza oven. How big your pizza oven? Um, probably that. Okay, two pizzas is there at once? I've never made, managed that, but yeah, it's feasible. Usually there's so many there the ashes the ashes the ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes th ashes that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the a the a the a the the thea the growing growing that that that's that that that that that that that that that two pieces in there at once. I've never made, managed that, but yeah, it's feasible. Usually there's so many ashes in there by the time I'm... Anyway, I let you know how I'll get on with dual fuel fuel. Look forward to that. Look forward to... I've got one more thing I wanted to do with you. Oh, no, I need to talk about the dog. So we they're in the crate, they're in, I' th, I' th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'll, I'll, I, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll their, I'm their, I'll their, I'm their, I'm their, their, their, their, their, I'. I'. I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I' their, I'm their, their, their, their, th. tha, tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, their, their, their, their, their, they're in the crates fine, you know, at night. They both go in the crate and they've not been crying at all, even haven't, right? Anyway, we in little landing bed and he like, look, it's being a bit loud tonight, it's a bit

odd, a bit of yelping as well. Like, we got cocky, blah, blah, blah. Then I'd like, so knock, I felt like, someone's like, like, a, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a.... I. I. in his crate running against the ears, you know, I mean sort of mad cow disease, just like headbutting walls and stuff all over the down. And I was like, but that's a bit weird. Then I heard like, crickshk shak. Like, scurrying. I thought, have we got like a mouse or something like that? What's going on? A to turn, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I. I. I. I. I. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I, t. I. I'm, t. I'm, like, like, like and through the darkness, a puppy jumps onto the bed. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Out of I've never, I felt a fucking bat.

I was like, when you know it's a dog, because there's so little puppy, you can barely hear him. And with that, I was like, what is it? I was like, I was soa, I was like, I was so cozy. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was soa, I was like, I was like, I was soa, I was, I was, I was like, I was soa, I was like, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so-a, I was so-I was so-I was so-a, I was so-I was so-a, I was so-I was so-a, I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so- I was so cozy I was thinking of you being a socking of suitcase. Oh yeah being a socking and suitcase. I shoot myself out. Anyway, I'm like, Lou was like, oh God I must not look the crate. I was like, Lou, what are you doing? Like this is, but like, anyway, so, put him in the crate. And the girls have been playing the dog craze left all the side we just open one and shut one. Anyway so anyway so now so now

though I wish you had video well not in your bedroom that's a weird thing to say well you wouldn't see much last last three week live stream if you want like these brother yeah you're not if you want if you want to two people sleeping facing opposite directions and leave my guest. Less action than McCosy. Macosy! So the problem was though, now he knows where we are. And then he started yelping, like, the dog yelps, but he knows where we are.

And then he started yelping, like, ruh, like, ro, likeps him you can sort of like sell them off and then like sort of like a low no or whatever kind of thing I was like oh should I can't tell him you feel that mean telling him off because they're just babies and that's what their anyway anyway the other dog bark time shut him up no yeah amazing like in prison like they're like like in prison so they are like they're like they're so they're like like like like like like like like like like like like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they they they they they they they they're like they're like like they're like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like in they're like in they're like in they're like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in like in they're like in they're like in a they're like in a they're like in a they're like in a they're they're like in a they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're like in a they're like in a they're like in a they're like in they're like in they're like like like in they are like little cellmates. This is so funny. But yeah, so they are, they do seem to be getting on. Oh, that's good. Yeah, but that was like, I was like, this is, and the kids, because the kids are just just gone, they're just so energetic my kids. It does feel like all that laughing at me about two years ago has really come back to the point of that. I just... Our roles are really switched on this. I just, but I feel like it's just what they do now. Yeah. They're older, it's not like... Are they not old enough to just go

downstairs on their own? Because my daughter will go downstairs on yes but if you go downstairs to go the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their to their to to their to go their own? Because my daughter will go downstairs or own. Yes, but if you go downstairs you've got to let the dogs out to go for a wee. But at the moment, you can't really do that with a little one because they can't look like, with the older dog, they just open and he'll run out and then he'll wait at the door to come back in. They do that a little one, we've got one dog, we've got one, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got one, we've got one, we've got, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, we've got, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their.. their, their, their. their, their. their. their, we've got, we've work, right? And then we was, there was someone doing, the garage was open, the door, there's a door to the garage, and I went out of it and shut the door behind me, and then also like shut the other door. So like the dog can't really get out of the sort of kitchen sort of area, the puppy, that's where we keep him at the moment. And with us, with us, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there's there, there, there's a there's a there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their their, their their their, they. was, the the the the the door, the door, the door, there's a there's a the door, the door, leave him in the kitchen and go and sit in the other room. Anyway, but I'm in and out and there's someone fixing something, some builder people fixing something out the front.

And I go out the door, show it all behind me, and then go and get out of the car, come back. And I hear the builders go, and they're literally like, like, they're like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the., it's so funny though, because puppies are so small. Like, but when they're yours, they sort of go, oh, he's getting big now and all about. But when you see him extra man and in a matter, it looked like, the, the boke shit himself, it's a tiny little skinny whippet, I'm like, right? So he looked like, like, the gray kangaroos. Anyway, anyways, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, so, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, he. the. they. they. the. they're. they. they're. they're. they. they're, he. they. they're, he. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. did sort of react quite I was like we're obviously a dog. Yeah, yeah, come on right I get the initial shot but you can't follow it up with a second fuck. Come seriously guys I'm like alright that's you're getting a bit offensive about my dog

now actually anyway so I picked him out and I was like how has he got through two shut doors and out onto the the garage wide open with binoculars going, I'm spying on you daddy. So as she's had the binoculars watching me, the dogs run through. So it's all fun. But what I thought would be amazing about having the puppy off in the summer holidays, the girls have got something to play with, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thoomops, they's, thoes, their they's, they's they's they's they's they's their, their, their, I's, I's, I's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thops, their, their, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoosananan't thooooosanan't thoooooops, thooosananan, thoooooooops, their their th play with it's like they're all what the kids are always there so the dog never rest the dog's always been played with yeah they're they're amped up because it's a puppy all day yeah yeah it just like if my butt it feels like a nightclub

oh god I just said to lose I like I can't go on like this it's too much no everyone's mental everyone's insane. I don't know what to do because it's obviously me. It's my fault because the characteristics in the kids that make them like that are all mine. Yeah, yeah. But you can't, you can't vet your sperm. I've tried. You can't, I know you can't. You can't go like, oh on these characteristics. Of course, but I should not be surprised. You win in the future. Yeah but I, but I, uh, consider how busy I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th thly thly, it th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, it th th, it th, it th th th th th th th th th th th th th. It th. It thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, thi thi that thi thi thi thi thithese characteristics of the North these. Of course, but I should not be surprised. You win in the future. Yeah, but consider how busy I am weekly and you like you are how much we do and how much energy I've still got. Yeah. These kids are doing nothing. And they're kids. And they're kids. So kids just double the energy anyway.

Double the energy anyway but on top of whatever they've got a puppy. Yeah. And they're hyped. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their th. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I I I I I I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their thi. their thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their the the the their the the the their their thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi whatever they've got from me yeah and they're hyped out because they've got a puppy on on way too much sugar because we've got your energy from I don't know your parents energetic I don't know it my dad my dad my dad doesn't sit still at all my mom's quite chilled I'd say she's a bit more like what about your brothers yeah so my brother one of my yeah brother yeah my brother yeah the brother the brother the the brother the the the brother yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the brother yeah the brother yeah the brother yeah the brother yeah the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the brother the the the brother the the brother the brother the the brother the brother the brother the brother brother the brother the brother the brother the brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother brother the brother brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the brother the brother the brother the brother the brother the flower market at like five, four in the morning, and get up and go and stuff like that. Columbia Road? Yeah, but I have got something a bit more than my brothers that relentlessly nonstop. I mean, I've literally spoke at you.

You're in the corner of a room like I've kidnapped. I know. full of lies doing, I'll be honest. Oh God, anyway, but yeah, they're all good. When I was a student, yeah, so you know, money's exceedingly tight when you're a student. Yeah, of course. I went to Sayansbury's to buy some condoms, and they were two for one. Yeah. Okay. And I was like, fucking, this is, you know, this is made my week.

And two like actual single ones or two boxes? So how many, how many look at the box? What was in a box? I haven't bought condoms in fucking years, tha? Bear that legend. I don't, I don't know how many are in a box condoms? 18? May, say 10?

10? 10? So you got 20 condom? Yeah. Took the two boxes up. And it didn't ring through as two for one. Oh. You've got to say something?

Yeah, I said something. Don't know what you made, but I'm planning on having six twenty times. I was like, excuse me, there's a two for one sign on these. All right, which took a lot of guts for me. Yeah, I bet. Because when you're buying condoms you don't want to draw attention. And I tell you what you don't want is the person to ring through on the TANI price check. Because they can't leave their station. No, of course. So she rang, whatever. Gavin, could you double, could you price check the two for one on Durex in...

Xerox extra small rooms? No. Oh, come on. Come on. Tant Michael for a kind of virtual high-five. Come on now. Come on, we're better than that. So, anyway, that would be my tip.

I don't know what that. That's a digression. That is a digression. What did you, I wanted to play, I've set up another game of, I always like it when we play normal or not normal. Okay. Do email in your normal or not normal. Yes, to check with me. I've based them around myself, Rob. Okay. Yeah, we haven't done these already. Pulp. No, I'd say they're normal. Yeah, I'd say they're normal. Yeah, I'd say they're normal. Yeah. That's saying, pulp normal. No. I think. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin. I'm th. I'm th. Do th th thin. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do th. Do th. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Doe. Do the. Do the. Doe. Do the. Do the. Do the. should say this is a game where Rob decides whether things are normal or not normal to be into. Uh, Gardner's World?

Not normal. Depend on age, really. The problem with Gardner's World or gardening programs in the UK is. If you're working class, you don't give a shit because your gardener's probably not big enough or got any space for any more. So I didn't know Monty Don was in a meeting with the BBC and they looked at me like, what? I'd say Gardens won't, it depends on age, I think it's not normal if you're not old or rich. Yeah, okay, that's the problem. Sherlock Holmes. I should say. Film normal, book not normal.

Oh, come on. That's the opposite way I'm playing it. I don't like the film. I love the books. Would it help if I said I've visited 221 Baker Street, 221B Baker Street twice? What's that? It's where he lives. He's not real. No, it's right.

No, but that was his address in the books. Who they've said then? It's a museum of Sherlock Holmes. But who was there before? What? I mean you must have a lot of confidence in the book to do the museum first. I don't know who it was like I don't know whether it is two two, two, maybe they've just built it there. But you went went somewhere there. You went somewhere there. You went the their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. to to to to their to their to to their their to their their their their their their their their too. their their their. I'm. I'm. their museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. the museum. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. to. too. too. too. too. too. to. to. too. to. too. too. too. too. too. the. the. the. the. you went somewhere there isn't. Well I went on to Baker Street, you could go to the Sherlock Holmes. And you stood around between 20 and 20, 220 and 20, no, it's there. Yeah, and it's a museum. It's a museum of Sherlock Holmes. Did you go in? Twice I've been? Yeah, was it good? Yeah, I loved it. What was so good to get a return visit? I just love I just love Sherlock Holmes. The films. The films are are the films are the films are the films are the films are the films are the films are the films are the films are the films are the films are the films are the films are the films are the films read the books. Yeah, you've not watched the films. Have you? No!

You little shit, don't give me that, Monsons. They're great. The way they break down fight sequences is amazing. I don't want fight sequence. I want deducing. I've watched, I've got some, Jonathan Creek. I love Jonathan Creek. I like the normal or normal. I love love I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll th. I'll th. I'll. I'll. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll Normal. Normal. Yes, thank you. Love Jum Creek.

I thought I'll ask you the book I'm reading at the moment. Is this normal or not normal? I was reading this on the tube. Okay, go on. Michael Craig, Reach with the Stars, 996, Fame, fallout, and pops final part. I'd say that's not normal. It's just too intense, mate. Look at it. It's so big.

Yeah, it's about, I'm reading about S Club 7 at the moment. I don't think that's normal for a 40-year-old man to read about S-Club 7. Why not? Well, what is it? What is it? It's just interesting their stories. I've done Billy, Blue, Five the spy girls. Rest my case. Not normal. That's mean. I wouldn't, I'd say pop music is normal but reading a hard back book about pop music in your 40s, not normal.

Okay. Okay, well that brings me on to the final thing. Yeah. Well you don't think my outfit's normal today. I think your outfit's too normal. I think you need some self-respect. Because he might be filmed. Because we might be filmed. Collecting things, normal or not normal. Depends what you're collecting. This what I've started buying on eBay. We were discussing this. We never got to it. We were discussing. We the the the the th. We th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I've thi, I've thi, I need the thi, you need the, I need some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some to to the the the the the the the the the the th, we th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We're thi, thi. We're thi. We've that, that, that, thi. I thi. We need thi. I thi. I th they're quite well wrapped up, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, I love opening stuff.

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got a 40 year old man who's ordered a smash hit magazine. It's anything you can suggest. You don't mind me opening it do you? No. So I started collecting. Smash hits magazines. But old magazines. I've got some football ones. Can I get you into a little tip? Yeah. Don't buy old thoing thoing the thoom thoom tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. to th. th. to to to to th. to to to to to to to to to they. they. to to to to they. they. the the they. I's they. I's their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'll the the the the th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll ones too. But smash hits. Can I let you into a little tip? Yeah. Don't buy old ones, it's too expensive. Just start buying them now and look at them in 20 years. You'll hack. I mean, it's in perfect condition.

Look at that. That is a thing of beauty. Don't you want that? Do you want to do what I've got this is so funny. I want to do a YouTube series where I go through old magazines Yeah, but it was weird doing it on your own So you got loads of my shit's ones? Guess what ones I spent 50 quid on getting about a hundred old magazines What what is the most apart from football? Apart from sport? What is the most Rob Beckett magazine you could buy it to flip through from the 90s. From the

90s? Yeah. Computer games? No. Lego no. Southeast London magazine. FHM loaded medicine. Lob. Look at this. Wait, wait, look at that. So how much was this? Eight pounds. Not bad. Not bad. I'm in. I mean, yeah. Oh these are amazing. I don't know. See? I'm in. I'm in. I mean, yeah. Oh, these are amazing. See, there we go. I'm in. You love it.

You love it. Look at Jason Orange there. Jason Orange. Really, groovy. How eco-friendly are you. Here we go. Green and groovy. Green and groovy. It was 65 P. So it's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. th. th. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. It would be four their times, just with July 92. Yeah. And it was 65P. So it's gone up in value. Yeah. Right.

Tick the boxes if you, uh, if, okay, tick the boxes beside the things you already do and don't and resolve to tick four more by the end of next week. Okay. So this is see if you do four or more, you're eco-friendly. Okay. Do you try to walk or bicycle whenever you can? No. No, okay. Do you stick your empty glass bottles in a bottle bank? Well, I don't. But I've got home. You bastard. I've got home bottle bag.

No, you haven't. Power your... We used to go to the mains instead of using batteries. Yeah I do that. You do plug into the mains. Reuse your carrier bags. Yeah, do that. They're very, they're 902. Look for symbols indicating products are recycled ozone. I remember the ozone? F. the the's. What happened to the ozone? There's a hole in it? C. That's what it was. It, it was hair... So is the hole gone? No, it's repaired itself, hasn't it? That's it? Has it? I don't know. Is the ozone all right now? That gives us hope. Recycle household paper, I'll contact your local council to find out where it can be recycled. Yep, do that. You do that. Did you that. Did you use to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go go to go to go to go go go go go go go go go to go go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go to go to go to go to go the the bottles into the bottle bank. Put a brick in the system of your loo. It will save the amount of water which your toilet flushes.

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Take a shower. Don't fill the bath right up, okay. Chuck out, old. Don't chuck out old in can. Stompin' out in a tinkin' the tank and them to a recycling plant. Yeah. No tip thes. your foot. Don't boil a full cattle. Don't become a chairman of a horrible multinational company corporation which chopped us down 10,000 eggs of precious rainforest every day. Just so you can graze cattle on the land and make burgers out of them. It's just not

on. Bloody out. Smash hits is very political, isn't it? I know. There you go. Do you put 16-year-old boys on your cover. Oh, there you go. So is that normal or not normal that I'm... I don't, I think that's got, it's normal to have a hobby like that. I think that's fine. I want to see you react to this page. If you just were looking at the goals in it. Do you... Is it we... The unofficial... field story part two. Part two? Wait till part three smash it. Jesus. That's him at 30. Wow. That is normal and I'm in for it. Yeah. That is normal. The hobby is normal.

Oh that was great fun. Do you still a small business shout-out? Yeah. Do we want to do some corresponders? Also, on correspondence. We need some more stuff that isn't boomer stories. Yeah, thank for you, great boomer stories. We're worst through them. We are drowning in bumers. Just parenting fails.

Parenting hacks. Long they're quick and not too long, we won't read them out. What do you collect? What other things are we covered today? Yes, what collection? Yes, dad's dad's hobbies. Dad and dad's hobbies. Normal or not normal? We need more mom hobbies. Yeah. I feel like that's their train sitting and a lot at it because it's dad's hobby. What about What about mom hobbies? Are there are the mom hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies hobbies? Are they they they their hobbies? Are their hobbies? Are their hobbies? their hobbies? their hobbies? their hobbies? their hobbies? Are their hobbies? their hobbies? their hobbies? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi hobbies? Are th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their th. Mom hobbies. Mom hobbies. Mom hobbies. Mom hobbies? th th th the the the the the tod toda's to to toda's to toda's today? today? today? the mom hobbies? Because I think Lou's hobby is the van der Pumps. Oh Rose loves the van der Pumps. I know they're obsessed by it. Loo's watched all of it. She started in March 186 episodes. Fucking nor right. I know. Or pass-like? I'll bring in a loaded magnet to you next time, yeah. Hi, we listen to your podcast every week week, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, Lou, Lou, their, their, Loo, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, Loo, Loo, Loo, Loo, Loo, Loo, Loe, Loe, Loe, Loe, Loe, Loe, Loe, Loe, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. Oh, thooooo-lose-lose-lose-lose-a'-lose-a'-a'-a'-a'eroomomboomboom time. Hi, we listen to your podcast every week while we're packaging orders.

I would love a small business shout out. We have two children, Harry 5 and Ava or 4. You give us such gigle every week and make us less efficient than we could be on our packing nights. We sell eco-friendly playdos specifically designed for little hands. I thought you're going to make a joke about little hands. It's much softer than the playdough. You've probably got a home and means smaller children can be imaginative and creative independently. It smells delicious too and is used to see a safety tested.giving parents a chance to grab a sacred warm cup of tea

tea while the little one is busy playing and learning. Our website is W.W.W.W.W.Courosity Corner.co. tok.o.K. or on social media we are at curiosity corner sensory dough. Thanks. Alexandria. There we go. Also, hello and lockdown parenting fails, hacks. Hobbies. Normals, not normals. Here Here's another small business shout out. Hi, Rob and Josh, I'm a speech and language therapist working with children with communication needs. Please can you give a small business shout out to my wonderful colleague Rachel who has developed Little Fox Interaction Box. Her gift boxes contain... Can you stop putting that in your bag please, Josh? Sorry, it's got my address on it, so I didn't want to leave it. Okay, but it's not in the, is it in the line of the camera?

Well, I just thought it would be a one-off cutaway to you. Yes, of course. But yeah, anyway, I'll do this. Sorry, it's just disrespectful. I could just hear you, I just could just hear just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you just hear you. children that have speech needs. And also as a child that needed speech therapy now talking over me and making it now picking your keys up it's actually quite offensive. Sorry I was picking my keys up because I was worried they'd be loud. Okay. I'm a speech and language therapist working with children with

communication needs please can you give a small business shout out to a wonderful colleague Rachel who has developed little Fox interaction box. Josh is now silently picking things off. Rachel who has developed little fox interaction box. Herge Josh is now silently picking things off which it really makes me like off. I'm not saying that towards the end I'm slightly signed out. Packing up to Lou. Hergith boxes contain items to support early communication and interaction. There's also top tips to support parents with communicating with their babies,

which is so important for language development. They make the perfect gifts for newborns, moms and dads, parents to be baby shells and first or first birthdays. Instagram at Little Fox Interaction Box, Facebook Little Fox Interaction Box, Etsy Little Fox Gift from Sam in York. Thanks everyone and I'll see you on Friday for a guest interview Josh. We've got Sean Walsh coming back. Yes, part two. And it is. With Child. The child's not on the. Well, the child is on the podcast. Yeah, it is an absolute cracker. It's just as you'd imagined in B as a parent. See you then. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Hello. I'm Jen Brister. And I'm Kerry Godliman.

And we host the brand new podcast series, Memory Lane. Each week we'll be taking a trip down Memory Lane with our very special guests, as they bring in four photos from their past to talk about. And Jen and I will be doing new episodes every week. Come on, we can all be nosy together.