Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP30: "When I drink from Lou's furry cup I vomit..."

Episode Date: November 3, 2023

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Hello, you're listening to Parenting Hell with... Is that you coughing? Yeah, was that right? Well normally we play a clip but you coughed into the mic and I can hear your child crying. Oh sorry about, sorry about the crying. I just washed my son's hair. I literally are the last minute washed his, washed my children's hair because we're recording the day before they go back to school. This is an insane decision by the way this house because of our schedules of trying to be good parents and work we are recording after half-term at 7 p.m. on a Sunday night it's cardage in my house it's fucking

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I've got a fire right in our new house. There's got a fireplace, but it's not like a wood one or like a ga- it's a bio-effinal one, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a that, it's a that, it's a that's a that's a bi, it's a bio, it's a bi, it's a bi, it's a bi, it's a bi, it's a bi, it's a bi, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's a bio, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, it's a bit, that's a bi, that's a bi, that's a bi, that's a bi, that's a bi, that's a bi, that's a bi, it's quite good and it doesn't make anything smelly or stain anything right yeah it's run out so I googled it and I was like trying to work out what one to get where to get it for how much to put in and so and it says how much biofinal fuel to use and it said if you put in half a liter it won't it won't burn as long as a liter in some cases it will burn for half the amount of time. What? Oh right, I see. So obvious. And then it said, also be careful not to fill it up beyond the maximum capacity. Who's reading?

Who's just chugging it in? Anyway, Josh, we didn't play the clip. Oh yeah, let's play. That's what you're supposed to. All I can hear is my son kicking off. Yeah, but compartment, but compartment, but compartment, the compartment, the compartment compartment. Comed. All I can hear is my son kicking off. Yeah, but you can look, compartmentalize, come on. Just pull the barriers down. Compartmentalize? I'm not the only one in the house are you? He's Rosin? Rose and her mom are downstairs. Oh, that's too. That can deal with that. I know, but her mom was filling in a survey about fermented foods. I throw. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. Come, thomomomomomorrow. Come, th. Come, come. Come, thi. Come, come, come, come, come, come. Come on. Come, come, come. Come, come. Come, come. Come, come. Come, come. Come, come. Come, come. Come, come. Come, come. Come, come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the t the the the the the t the t the the th. Come, the the the the the the the th th was not good timing. What's wrong with that? Why is she filling out a survey

about fermented foods? Because she's part of a study about fermented foods. Do you know what? surveys can fuck, I hate. When we're not getting an email going, please fill in the server about how we did, like from a shoe shop. Oh yeah, of course. I'll give you money, you give me shoes. That's the end of our contact. Fuck off. Who's who's filling those those those those those those those those those the the the the the th. th. th. the s. th. th. th. the s. th. th. the s. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the th. the th. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th shoes that's the end of our contact. All right, yeah. Fuck off. Who's filling those in? I mean, being a part of a study about fermented foods, maybe the stiffest neck things ever happened, Josh. Is she getting paid to do it? Well, I don't know. I think she might be getting free pickles. Pickles.

Free Kim the career. She's off a nut and Kim tri- She thinks she's in Korea downstairs. Um, anyway, should we play the clip? Yeah. Oh, am I playing it? Yes, you're fucking idiot. You said you had it? And then you said you had it? Oh my God, this is, this is the worst return after two weeks off is it? It's revision and then this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is the the th is the th is th is the th is th is th is thi thi thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. It's not two weeks off is it? This is first day of the season we've already fucked it. It's not two weeks off is it? It's revision and then this is the exam.

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train. Stay sexy and relatable. that porridge. I haven't been gobbling porridge for a while actually. Jason and Chloe we've converted to pancakes. Jason, what's happened to Jason? Jason's married up, he's married a Chloe. Chloe can stop but a bit worried that her name's a chavie because people call her Clow, probably Jason's cousins and now she's gone right we're gonna have to draw a line in the sand here we're going for Oscar and Felix it's a new dawn. Yeah, fucking out th. My th. My th. My th. My th. My th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Jason's th. Jason's th. Jason's th. Jason is is is th. Jason, th. Jason, th. Jason, th. Jason, th. th. th. th. J. the. the. tho. thooooooooo. Jason's thooooo. Jason's tho. Jason's thoo. Jason's to to to to to to th. Jason's ucking out. My son's still kicking off, Rob. Well, yeah, but what's the issue? What issue? You just don't want to go a bed? It's two and a half.

And sometimes when you lose it when you're two and a half, he's just starting to have really big breakdowns. Okay. What's he doing over committing to jobs in TV? He's got live of the Apollo tomorrow, I'm pointless. Josh, I'm so excited to talk to you because I love my children, but a long time of them. My daughter, and she's seven, has just had a meltdown about going to bed. She's like, I just don't want to. I went, why not?

She went, I'm too tired. Not going to bed. And I just, I don't don't don't don't don't don't don't want I don't want I don't want the energy I don't want the energy I don't want the energy I don't want the energy I don't want, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't want, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to'm not going to bed. And that's what I don't want to do. You're in bed. Well, you feel all the energy you've got to muster is to not be awake. I'm so tired, Rob. Half terms a week. Right. I've been writing notes in my phone, Rob. What are we going to do? What's the best way of approaching this? Can we went to Puglia. Of course you did. With Puglia. Puglia. Puglia? Puglia. Puglia. Puglia. Poulia. Italy. Let's call it Italy. Did the kids have fun with that name? They weren't interested. What they's called you went to something called Poulia and your kids didn't want to know? Do you know what there was a lot of toilet humor from them but I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I their. their. their. there. Do there. Do there. Do there. Do there. Do their. Do there was there was their. Do there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was a there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was. there was there was their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do their their their th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. their their their their the from them but I didn't hear them. Of course since you've gone to Puliya. Yeah but I didn't hear that in particular. They kept, I think they thought it was called Italy.

I don't think really. They just, they didn't nail down the location. Yeah. Well, they weren't discussing which which region of which Right, well, do you mean to go, I tell you what, there's been a lot going on. Why don't we go through yours? Because I think what the country's looking for is your third take on Disney. I still like it. Still like it. Um, well, there was a change though because I went on a scary ride. Right. So, and then if, we'll see how that goes, and if we overshoot, we'll just do me next time. How's that sound?

That sounds a good idea. Okay. Because I'll just tell you now, I've got a birth, I've got a trip to Legoland, a trip to Puglia and a bath time. That's great. And also I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a good. I'll that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's. That's. That's that's. That's that's that's that's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's great. that's great. that's great. that's great. that's thoenenen. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's trying to get cheap bioethan fuel by bringing up that I've run out. I will be buying that myself, most probably from a website for about three quids. So that's not a shout. Do you know how my holiday started, Josh? We've been quite busy.

Can I just close this door. Yeah, oh dear. There you go. It'll stop crying. Poor little guy. So how do you feel what he's crying. That's not what the worry worry the worry the worry the worry the worry the worry the worry the worry the worry the worry th. the worry th. th. th. the worry th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. that. that. that. that. that's probably probably probably probably probably probably probably. that's probably. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thooooooo. I. th. I. I'll. I'll probably. tho. I'll probably. I'll probably. I'll probably. thoooooooooooo. I. Poor little guy. We're on eight minutes. So how do you feel what he's crying? The worry about that is I've got an exact timer on his crying because of when we started the episode. Are you trying to do cry out then or something or what do you do when they cry? He's not, Rob. He's with humans. Oh, he's just got out the bath and he's fucking livid.

Right, because he didn't like the bath and he's just got the um, terrible to his tantrums. Yeah, exactly. He's with people. He's not having to taste fermented fruit and give his feedback, is he? No, he's not. Would you say you've got more or less anger after this kimchi? You know what? I don't mind a bit of kimchi, but I can be a full bowl of it. No, you're not made to eat a full bowl of it from. Do they? How you've been? You know, a whole bowl of it, mate?

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I landed at 6 a.m. this morning. Right so what time is it for you? In America time, I don't know. It's about 2 p.m. About 2 p.m. it's but I'm tired because it was a late flight. Holiday started where I'd been really busy and we flew out and I didn't finish work like the holiday and the tho tho th. th. th. th. I I I I I I I I I I th. I I I th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've the the the the the th. I've th. I've the the th. I've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm the th. I've th. I've th. I've ti. I've ti. I've toda. I've today. I've today. I've today. I've today. I've ti. I'm. I've ti. I've ti. I've got home late to pack and then I'm trying to pack for like a holiday. And anyway, I picked up a one of Lou Stanley cups of them big water things. Drunk it. Yeah. I thought that immediately that was weird. Yeah. She went, what have you just done? I went drunk a bit, but the drink. by her bed, she when that's been up here weeks. Looked, looked in it, Josh.

I thought the taste, I thought of, that tastes a bit like mold, looked in it, the moldy single. Right? I'm fucking up. And then- How's it been up there weeks? What is it, my car? I was like, also, why buy the bed? to put it on the floor?. the, the, the, to, the, to, to, to, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, I, I, I, thi, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, the, the, the, the, t, t, t, t, t, t, t.. tod. tod. tod. today. the the the, they. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, looked, the, the toilet or something like, or just empty, or fucking empty and take it down, Josh, is the other option.

Yeah, that's the option. So I was like, oh God, I'm getting on a flight tomorrow. I thought, in the time it took for me to go, I think I should make myself sick to get that out of my stomach, because I drunk quite a been speak before. Do you think that was psychosomatic, like, because you knew, or do you think it was? It was, I looked, googled it, you can immediately vomit. And I've never had that before. It was horrible. You'd get that with salt walk, aren't you?

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here in Rose's response as you shuffle down with your airpods in. Is everything okay? No it's not okay. The key keeps fucking screaming Josh why you're up they're pretending... It's louder with a door open, isn't it? Oh here comes Josh. I think he sorted it all out. It seems to have stopped Josh. Well that, no, it wasn't my doing. What did they do? Well, he's very tired. Yes, yes, of course. He's dropping his nap. Oh, here we go. And it's combined with, um, obviously I hadn't realized it is 820 his time, not seven twenty because the clock's going back. Oh, so you put him down, down past his bedtime? Yeah. Right and you forgot the

clocks? No no well I in my head I've forgotten the clocks but obviously he's fucking knackered. Yeah of course and then I've basically waterboarded in with shampoo and then I've gone and done a podcast. Let's talk about your day and then we'll get back to holiday it feels like your day's been stressful. No it's just been stressful since we got back from the holiday. Yeah, it's... When did you get back? Friday evening, 10 hours from Italy all in. We had one of those drivers back.

No, but it's like two and a half hours before the flight. Get the flight. The flight was delayed. We had to sit for an hour, etc. We got one of those taxi drivers on the way home. Have you ever th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho xi drivers on the way home. Have you ever had one of these guys where they can't maintain a consistent speed? So they go, say they want to go, 65. This is very nice.

I'm sticking with you. Yeah. And it'll hit it and then they'll take their foot off slowly to rest. Would they do? So you know what the sound of it yeah I'll give you I'll give you a yeah they'll give you like a 20 seconds of what I'm experiencing okay. RUM! RUM! RUM! Have you had one of those guys? You're on 15 seconds wait, give us you have a fun? Ummm. So he's not able to go, what you need is? What you need is? Have you had one of those guys? You're on 15 seconds wait, give us you have a phone. Um, so he's not able to go, what you need is, um, like the right speed. Yeah, but he's accelerating to get there, like someone kind of pushing a kind of box along a street or something, like.

Have you ever had one of those people? It makes you feel fucking sick. I tell you that's what it makes you feel. I'm not going mad. Have you had someone who drives like that, Michael? I've had it once going to be. I had it once going from JFK to Manhattan and I got out of the taxi and I was sick at the porter's feet.

There you go. So you be, I just want to watch. I have had that before, I had to get out and walk. I've told the story before, I said to the, we were stuck in traffic and I was so sick from it because he kept in the room. Ruh, you know that, I thought out when I walk from here it was about half an hour but I thought I'd rather just walk and then I walked for about 10 meters and then I was sick in a skip because I was like and then he pulled up alongside me because

he was in the traffic you were alright I thought I'd not been sick of a skip mate what do you think and then he said I've been doing this job 20 years at one point I thoughtthought how? Like surely you can maintain a consistent pressure in your foot by now. Like but anyway, that's neither here nor there. Then we had a very stressful week. How was how was the flight with a two and a half year old? Because that's pre-Ipad isn't like that's earlier than my rule of no holidays till they're four? It was great on the way back because he was it was it was the the the the the the their. th. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. It was great. their. th. th. th. th. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. that's, th. I. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th the the th the the th the th the th toe th toe toeat th toeeat toe. th th th th the th th back because he was totally fine. He slept for an hour and a half and then he just watched the iPad. Oh, that's all right. And on the way there, there was a lot of walking up and down, but that was fine. People were saying, hello, you Josh Whitakam? Well, I did warn you this was going to happen.

That we were on with another family that were going on holiday with, and they were in standard in and we were in club Europe. Right, okay, which means you get a bit of extra space and a bit of food, don't you? You get the middle bit. You don't get the nutrient bath thrown at your head from about three rows down, yeah, yeah. So they were literally the front row of Standard and we were the back row of Club Europe so there was just a curtain in between us. Could you talk the 'd stick my head through. Don't worry about me, I'm still one of the guys. How's it shaking back there? They just did warn me that someone on the flight had taken a fight of my head sticking through the curtain. Oh I want to say that no. No no. So it's just the play with my head. So I'm fucking with the car. How was it? How was B.A. All the the the the the th. All the the th. All th. the th. the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. t. A. A. A. A. How was it? How was B.A? All good? No cancellations? No cancellations.

Bari Airport's intense. I tell you that for free. You have to do an extra. Do you know what? I don't think anyone would pay. I don't know. I've got a traw coming up in a couple years. Patreon 8 quid to hear Josh's views on Bari Airport. Why is it intense? So you go through, you get to the departure lounge thing with all the cafes, and then you get to the gate and there's another passport check to go in the gate.

And there was a queue snaking back and on it it was saying last call. And people were going fucking mental in panic and then someone turned up about ten like really late and I felt fucking elated because I thought you know that at least I'm not him feeling yeah but you made the flight we all made the flight and then it was kept on the runway for an hour. How was it sharing with people in a villa all good? But we'll come to this, Rob. Why don't we just freeform it? We'll free for.

I want to hear about you throwing up. I want to hear about you throwing up. Okay, yeah. I was sick. I was sick. expel it and then back to normal? It took a little while. I didn't have dinner that night. I knew I'd been through something. Yeah. It was so horrible Josh. I can, when I close my eyes, I can still taste it. It's so furry. Oh fuck. And what happened to the cup? Is the cup completely disposed of? Well, no, I put it on the side. I washed it out a bit. I thought I'd washed it all out, left it and so I'd come back more mould in it. I'm going to have to throw it out.

Oh my God. I don't have Lou down as a cupkeeper. Rose has a go at me for keeping my cups on the bedside table. Yeah. I have Lou down as the kind of person that would take us down in the morning. I'd say she, sorry. Sorry. That is my kind of humor. That is my kind of humor. When I drink from Lou's Ferry Cup, I vomit.

Well, I'd say Lou and this is very delicate for me to say, because she does this in and or people will. Title's going to be a weird one for Lou, isn't it? Or people will tell her she does listen and people will say title's going to be a weird one for Lou isn't it one of the things out or people will tell her even if I don't say she I'd say is quite she's so quiet you know you know Uber you know Uber you know Uber you know Uber surges yeah where sometimes Uber was like eight quid or 300 thousand pounds right is a bit like she's like that with tidin in and cleaning it like it can either the the the the the the the the the the they can they can they they can they can they can they can they can the they can they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the. the thi thi thi. the. the. the. tho. th. th. th. I'll t. I'll t. I t. tell. tell. tell. th. th. th. they're they're they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they'll they'll they'll they'll they're they're they're they're they're the. tel. tel. tell. tell. tell you tell you tell you tell you tell you're tell you tell you're tell you're tell tell you's a bit like she's like that with tidying and cleaning. It can either be the most pristine place in the world or it's just going to be messy now, but I never really know when the light, when the change happens kind of thing. But it was the lead

up to holiday so it was a bit of a messy, yeah, kind of thing in lose defense of her cup. Anyway, with Fluid Virgin, all good, no problems whatsoever, no delays. There was a guy on the way back called Josh, right? And he reminded me so much of Tom Alan. He was very camp, but also very like meticulous. You know what? Tom's very like, he was impeccably dressed. He was so lovely as well, his guy Josh, he was brilliant. Big up Josh at Virgin. But he was so sort of like smiley and sort of happy and pure. And I'm not saying Tom Allen isn't, but he basically was Tom Allen without hate. He's Tom Allen's got a bit, he can turn. He's got, he's a loveliest guy you'll ever meet Tom. But if someone, he's got an edge. He's grew up in South East London, if someone has a guy and he can turn on it, where this Josh guy, he felt like the pure version of some. Well, he grew up in Southeast London as Tom Allen.

He's part with a lot of shit. Exactly. Anyway, so that was all good. I'd love to see you in Florida doing the Disney parks, right? Because I genuinely think that I don't think, I think you'd pass out. Yeah. I think you'd have to like in Glastonbury, that's to take people to the tent when they've done too many drugs and it's overwhelming. I think you'd have to go to some sort of rescue because it is so an assault on all the senses. And I don't know if, I think you and Rose would lose your head.

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Right, okay. As his dad Tom says, two of the coolest things you could be into. Yeah. Yeah. My daughter went on the pirate ship initially. The part, the swinging pirate ship, yep. Yeah, didn't like it. Do you like rides? I. Do you like rides? I thought I liked rides. I've always done every ride that I have to do. Right, okay. Is it out of peer pressure? Yes. I've never really admitted that to myself. And then we did a roller coaster that I'll say it was tame. She didn't like that either. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Like give you an idea of the the the the the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed the speed of the s the speed the speed of the speed of the speed. I'm that that that that that that that. I'll. I'll. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm to. I'm to. I'm t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I a dragon or something, I don't know. Like, give you an idea of the speed of it. My son went on it, and he's two and a half. And then she basically decided she didn't like the rides, just fair enough.

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for fear of people judging me. But actually, actually, I don't like them. And I was incredibly proud of her that she just decided she didn't like them straight away. I was like, fucking out. She saved herself 30 years of, I went to Dubai to do a gig three or four years ago. I remember you went up a big building with Jack D. No, that was a different gig. That's not a ride, that's an elevator. Yeah, we went to a fucking theme park in the middle of nowhere. And I had to go on all the rides because there was no cues. And I had a terrible time. And I had to pretend I was enjoying it? So did you get anxious or scared on them? I just don't enjoy it.

I don't mind it. I'm just like, I don't understand what, what is this? Why am I meant to enjoy this? I don't want to be scared. I'm just, I'm quite happy. Stood still, thank you very much. My daughter loves doing gymnastics and swing herself around bars and all that kind of stuff.

Things where I'm like, you're going to, that's quite dangerous. She doesn't mind if she's in control, but there's something about being on the rollercoasters she doesn't like. Do you know what I mean? Just sitting there. We have no control. Yeah. That's just the whole point.

So this is weird. I've never went on any rides. You've come into them. Right, because I was scared. But it was all anxiety. Again, because I couldn't be in control of it, and I'd have panic attacks before I went on. And then this time, I was sort of making sure I was breathing and going for it and forced myself on. And I'll be honest with it, I did not enjoy the first time around. And I've got the photograph photograph photograph the photograph photograph photograph photograph the photograph photograph photograph photograph photograph photograph photograph photograph photograph the photograph photograph photograph.

it you can see it on my Instagram but then when I went on again I actually loved it because in a way it's quite free and because you just surrender to it completely because when you have no control but there is no there is no control to be had you are literally just you're just like a lifeless mass being thrown through the world yes but in a way there's a metaphor for life isn't it that we're just stuck on us revolving things going way fast to fast of the roller coaster. And we don't really have any control over it. But do you know what I don't need, Rob, is a metaphor for my life when I'm already living it? I'm like, well, the whole point of the bars is there, that's doing that. So I just sort of held it loosely and was breathing and I didn't enjoy the first one round. But then after the others I I I I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th th I th th th th th th th really really really th really th really th really the really the really the really the really the really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really to really th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th really th really th really th really the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is there that's doing that. So I just sort of held it loosely and was breathing

and I didn't enjoy the first one round but then after the others I loved it and now I've really got into them Josh. You're not going to become one of those fucking weirdos are you? I am got any time for them Rob. What's that? Those grown-ups that go and roller coaster spotting. There's the grown-up. There's the the the the the grown. T the the the grown the grown the grown the the the grown the the grown th. T. T. T. T's the the th. T's the the th. T's th. The grown th. The grown th. The grown th. The grown th. The grown th. The grown th. The grown th. The grown th. The grown tho tho thoes. The thoes. The thoes. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. I. I. I. I I. I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've tho tho tho the tho tho tho the tho tho tho tho tho tho th. I've th. I've a roller coaster. I don't think I want to go spotting them also. Is that hard? Sure let's use this copy ever. There's one, that's 300 foot in the air. But they'll go like, you know, the roller coaster collectors, the gundle or the roller coast. No, I'll, look, I enjoy them, but if Lou and the girls didn't want to go, I hated them and I was working my way up the levels in Disney and then Universal we went to this year. That we got to a point where the one, there was one that I had a panic attack on last year with Blue that I just sort of burst but then my daughters went on that as the first ride and I was waiting at the exit and I'm like this is awful. I've got a whole like of weeks of this. And then they came off so happy and I just weren't a part of it.

I felt like, I felt like watching a film, you know, like, yeah. When the main character dies and you just have to watch his family exist without him. I was like, well that's what I'm doing but I'm alive. And I was like, the only person stopping it's me and my mind. So I forced myself on them and I and I and I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've, I, I've, I've, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the only only only, the only only only only only only, the only, the only only, it by the end but it was intense and also that what I've worked out Josh I'd rather be scared for two minutes and spend 35 minutes to an hour waiting by the exit and I have photos of no offence British tourists for an hour because I'm waiting then basically every 30 seconds another 25 tourists come out. I go right Rob and I'm a hello what you doing here just waiting for my

kids don't you know the rights now not really actually oh no brilliant oh yeah yeah you're full of adrenaline but actually I don't really like them so I'm quite anxious about them I think I've got a pain body because I've done therapy actually and I'm gonna try and try and try and try and ne next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next the next the next the next the next the next to the next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next the next next next next next to to to to to the next next next next next next next next next next next next next next I'm not going back to university to be your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber 1 for students. It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to 5% off smoothies and 5% Uber cash back on rides. Just to be clear, I'm there for savings. Not whatever you think university is for. Get Uber won for students, a membership to save on Uber and Uber eats. With deals this good, everyone wants to be a student.

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and now on roller coast I sort of just like go well if I die I die I don't and I probably won't because about 3,000 people go on this every day yeah but I'm into them now though but we've swapped one door open to close I think you'll change your mind though when your kids get older and they want to go on and because... No. Do you know what it is? They have so much excitement though the kids and adrenaline.

What if my kids, Rob, I think this is the thing. Kids are different. I never liked them. Well, my kids are sickheads and do all of it, right. to God that I've got two absolute nerds but not nerds in the sense they like rollercoasters. Well so my daughter's right when we was in Disney Tron and Garden into the Gallo and I think the Tron you have to be 48 inches tall and my youngest was just 48 inches with a pair of sketchers trainers on and when we were there they were like oh yeah she just fits on and we were like oh when we go to Universal make sure we take those trainers because they've got a bit of a heel on them you know anyway we

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Then, you know, in a soul. Couldn't find a inner cell. But we could find seven pairs of socks. Fucking how. That's amazing. That is incredible. Because she was tall enough in her normal tr- But the flip-front is so small.

So she was safe to go on it. And then, so she had his socks and she was walking around like, almost like, blowing in the wind because she was... And then on that ride on the Hagrid one, one's again, you're on Hagrid's motorbike, or you're in the sidecar, but on the motorbike, but on the motorbike you get thr maybe not maybe next year well we haven't put seven pairs of socks on but I think that she was the right height in a normal shoes

it's just we took the shoe you know anyway but that was I didn't know if that was good parenting or not did you have to buy the seven pairs of socks well we had four did you buy them in increasing sizes? No the the same size the same size the same size the same same same same same same same same same same same the same the buy the seven pairs of socks? Well, we had four. And did you buy them in increasing sizes? Or do they all the same size? No, so it actually worked out quite well because we all had all the girls had spare socks, who was with another family and their two daughters who were a little bit older. So the socks did increase in size, but luckily, so we sort of bought a couple of pairs. What were a feet like by the end of the day? Well, at a hock. Now, I don't have to say, at one point, it looked like she had something,

she looked like she had a condition with her feet that I think someone on the ride would go, they would more likely go that child's got a foot condition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That means the foot is bigger or swollen. If that'sthey might just let us go straight to the front more so than question the height. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we were looking out there. But anyway, it was only for one ride anyway, the Hagrid's one, which we did, which is amazing. But I think, Josh, if you went to Disney, you would change your mind.

If you went there and went on the ride, you've changed mine because they are at a different level. The interesting thing is we will never know. You've got to take your kids at some point. No, I haven't, Rob. Do you really not think they'll enjoy it? Rob, different strokes, different folks. Yeah, so you'll never go to Disney University, don't thii. I never say never never say, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th never, but, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is, is thi, is to to, is thi, is, is thi, is thi, is, is, is, is thi, is, is thi, is, is, is th. th. th. You is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. Is is. Is is, is. Is, is. Is, is. Is, is. Is, is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. th. th. th. to, is, is, is, is, is th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th.... She went to Winton, no. I'd say that. I'd say that, you know the word unequivocal. I was an unequivocal no.

If they want to go, we definitely go. Each of their own, Josh. But do you know what, Rob? Yeah. I of their own, each of their own Josh. But do you know what, Rob? Yeah. I got a text from my friend and it said, and she follows us both on Instagram. She said, you and Rob could not have gone on two more different holidays.

Yeah. And I thought, that's why the fucking podcast works, my friend. I don't get me wrong. I'd like I'd tholol tho tho tho they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they'll. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I they they'll they'll they're they're they're they're they're they're. I they're. I they they're. I they they they they they're. I they they they they they they they they they they th. I. I. I. I th. I th. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't. I don't. I don't know. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't get me wrong, I'd like Puliya with Lou, but the thought of taking the kids to Poolia. Well, should I do a brief start to the Pulaia? Give us a bit of Pula. Take you through Pula. Actually, I think I could probably do it all quite quickly. We had a Massarea, which is like an old farm that's been converted into a place. It had loads of bedrooms. There was four families who've never been on holiday together before. That is a risk. I'm glad it works, but that is high risk. It was a huge risk.

Four girls of six, who I'm gonna say, I did basically, I didn't speak to my daughter more than twice a day for the whole week. Yeah, that is good. They just couldn't have had less interest in me. Two of the dad's incredible cooks Rob. Lovely. He didn't have to kind of people. They went to, they went to the market in the morning and just bought produce and then cooked a meal from it. Oh, fuck them. One of them. He was like, oh, we've got some fennel here. Oh, I'll you shutt th th that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. thin thin' thin' thin' the tho' the the the the the the the the thoom! the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tookennel here should I just make a great tongue. I tell you what you shut that fell up You fucking ass mate give me a pizza in a bottle of red wine and shut the fuck up It's poolier time mate. I don't want you all fennel I've not come here for a 40 year old broke me to cook me on the bar there to knock me up some pasta Yeah, you wouldn't have fit it's a and Lou would be straight on our little WhatsApp.

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Get on with it. Bloody hell, Maggie, that's it. Oh, sometimes, I'll be. No, I'm gonna go out for breakfast and Rose will go, oh that'd be nice, shall I come and I'll be out. No? What no? I won't go out for, I'm talking about, I'd go off on holiday. Not on holiday.

No, no, I'm sometimes isn't your podcast 20 minutes on my own in the garden. I'll go upstairs. I think I'm going to go off away for the night actually. No, no, no, no. What I mean is at home, sometimes I'll go, I'm going to nip out and get some breakfast and Rose go, oh, should we go for a walk together and I'll think, oh, no. Is that bad? She knows that?

She looks at me and she goes, ah, no. Yeah, I think that's fine. As long as you're communicating out of each other, that it's not her, it's that you need a bit of your own head space to work. So I'll take you through the bad day. I'll tell you through the bad day. This was the Friday, we were coming about Friday, so it was the thires. The- Yeah. Masarea, whatever you want to call it, swimming pool, etc. Lovely. Fennel. Fennel.

Local produce. The guys that were good at cooking, Rob, sometimes it'd be 11 in the morning, and one of them would just be knocking up a stew. It was like a different world. I don't want to go on holiday and have stew. It's not 1950s Yorkshire. It's 2023, I mean, It's 2023 and I mean Italy get pizza on deliver-oo. So the Thursday we're all going to the beach. It's our last day. I don't like going to the beach.

I'm like driving to the beach. Like driving to the beach parking up carrying all the shit. I don't want me in on the beach. I could easily say to you, your daughters are love of the beach. You've got to go to the beach for them. You know what, they don't. They refused to go. Exactly. Because they're your daughters, mine's mine. That's the way, the apple never falls were had to leave at midday from the villa. There was an evening flight, so kids are already dressed, right, and they'd had breakfast. And then Andy, one of the bloke, well the bloke, the dad in the family went away with, he's absolute liability.

She was gone, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go out's 11 a.m. all tells a kid there's an ice cream left when they're in the only outfit they've got for the plane. Anyway I said so you can have it but you've got you take you take your clothes off like that because I don't want it to get you know it's warm enough so she took a top off and I went you are not getting this ice cream you take to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tree. tryroes tryroes to toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tree I I I I was I'm tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. try. try. try. tree. tree. tree. try. try. t Golan, you're going to the beach. Yeah, so we go to the beach, we drive there. That was the only time me and Rose realized that we got to spend just the two of us because the kids fell asleep in the back.

We weren't sleeping in the same room on holiday. Well, we didn't we did for two two beds where we were in the hotel room, so I had a kid, they had, the, Lou had a kid. Exactly, that's the same, same thing. You know what, they don't want to sleep, though? They don't want to sleep, though. Which one do you get? time have options, neither of them wanted to sleep with me. Both would have seen him on. Absolutely not. No way at all. And then they went, it's because daddy farts.

So I said, okay, if I fart in bed, you get a dollar. Yeah. My eldest straight in the bed. I was about $48 down first week. Um, um. Well, yeah, to give you an idea of how much my kids didn't want to be the one in my room by the last three nights the holiday it's Rose and the two kids and I've got a room to myself. So anyway, we drive to the beach, get there. We've got sun lounge, those beds, it's brilliant,

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I don't know who Peter Quill is. I didn't until I got on the ride and then I fist bumped an American man at the end of the ride he went great ride dude I went yeah I didn't know what else to do but I'm fissed up him. Anyway so we get back to the place yeah he's asleep in the car and I'm like this is some time on my own I can't I'm not gonna that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th's th's th's th. thi thi thi the thi the thi the the the thi the the thi they. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's that the car and I'm like this is some time on my own. I can't I'm not gonna wake him here. Right so yeah yeah that's good. So I sit in the car and I'm fucking starving. Just thinking about a big old bowl of stew. By the way I watched you wasn't I rented the wrong coach I rented the wrong close. I rented the wrong. This is fucking a week of your life. this you will have this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this is fucking this is fucking this is fucking this is fucking this is fucking this is fucking this is fucking this fucking this is fucking this is fucking this is fucking this is fucking this is fucking this is fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this fucking this you you you you you've you've you've a fucking. this. This is fucking. This is fucking. You's.tell you how much money to put in my account, and I'll take you away. And you will have the time of your life.

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It's mad. We had a day, we got there. I just put like a family SUV thing, like a family car in Orlando. I got a Jeep wrangler, like a proper like, you could take the roof off, but I didn't have to put it back on. So I just left it. They stunk a smoke. Someone smoked in it. And then I pathetically emailed. It smells a smoke. It's not not the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiolk. thooomky. thin. I. thiolk. thooooooooom. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'll just. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thin. I'll just just just just just just just. t. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t today. t t today. then I pathetically emailed the people go, I think you know that it smells of smoke, but it's not me that did it. I don't want to be charged for the gleaning. I find car rental was quite stressful, don't you? So do I.

Big up, because he tried to be. Big up and the Florida discounted it all. I paid for it. Is that another people that you gave your keys in Cornwall? Yeah, they are. I always get back to them. No, it was Europe car, I think, in Cornwall. Anyway, then I sat in there and had pizza on my own with him. And then, and then we were having an Italian man come around to cook us pizza in our outdoor pizza oven in the evening. Lovely. See, that's a good bit of holiday. I'd be well up for that. So they needed the pizza fire being built four hours before. So then someone texts on the main group and goes, we need to head home soon to build the

pizza fire. So you have to build it for him. Yeah, I thought I've got to say I'll do this. I can't make people come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come to come early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early early to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to'm trying to build a pizza fire. So then Rob, oh that's pressure. My son I left him so he sat inside it was horrific Rob. I had to find the only paper I could find was drawing paper that kids had done drawings on so I had to roll that up. They're memories. All the while my son sat on the sofa watching the TV so every time I'd run out to the thing, do a bit and then run back to check it's okay.

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You're going to have to come home. No. I'm like, I haven'm got the skills. I haven't got the skills. It's gone out twice. They all set off. Oh I bet they're like, I bet they were slagging you off on the way home. And then I walk outside and it started. It started on his own. By that point they're on the way home anyway. Couldn't you have told them? Yeah, I did. I told them. Well, I was seen as a bit of a th of a th of a th of a th of a bit th of a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a bit a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a tho. thoome of a thoing of a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. their th. th. th. they were like well it's too late now anyway they were I was I was seen as a bit of a hero for lighting the fire well I mean yeah off the back of fucking tofu stew and fennel Steve there's not a lot of hero options in that house some of the best meals I've ever had to have really you've not had unlimited bacon from Mickey Mouse mouse. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So I'll just finish this.

Me and Rose are in quite a bad mood with each other by this point. Why? Because I'd had quite a stressful day. So she's come out from the beach you sort of feel a bit like I've put upon I've taken a bullet here. Yeah. What I've done, what I've done, Rob, is the classic me move. Taking the bullet and then blamed everyone else for me taking the bullet. Do you know what I mean?

In my own head. He was a martyr? Yeah. Anyway, the best thing I found on the, there is a sauna, Rob. Right. Okay. Everyone was obsessed. the sauna followed by quick. Yeah. When you know a sauna. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was in th. I was in the. I was the the the. thoen. thoen. thoen. thoen. thoen. thoen. thoen. thoen. thoen. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. I was the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. th's how successful the sauna was. Yeah I'm into this is this is a bit of me this. I see when you're in a sauna I see people in

the sauna at the gym with like headphones in and their phones in the sauna and I'm like isn't it too hot for your phone is that allowed? Chill out no it shouldn't be allowed cut a long story weighed yeah make up the tha to the their story story story story story story their their their their their their their their their their their their their their sa their their sa. their sa. their their their their their their their their their sorea. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I I their. I I I their is is. their is. their is. I I I I I their is. I their is. I their is. I thin is. I the is. I the is. I te is. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I t. What happens, Rob? We ask one of the other parents are like, we'll look after your son who you've basically been chasing around for four or five days, you know. You two have the first bit of a loan time you have this holiday. Oh, that'd be nice. So we put the 15 minute timer on. By 12 minutes, the tension is so bad that I just say, I'm going to get out out out out out out out the the the their their their their their their their. You their. You timer on. By 12 minutes the tension is so bad that I just say I'm gonna get out of the sauna I'm afraid. Oh so you you you you you sat there for 12 minutes not speaking? No we had an argument. In the sauna? About it's not too hot. In the sauna? No, not about the sauna. And in at 12 minutes she's up getting out. I just said it too hot. I wasn't too hot Rob. I was fine. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the thi' to get to get to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the time. th. th. ti time. ti time. ti. ti. ti. time. time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time ti ti ti. too hot. I wasn't too hot Rob, I was fine. Didn't even go in the

pool. How did it get resolved? It just kind of time resolved it, I suppose. So the one 15 minutes we got together on a holiday. Yeah, yeah, exactly. The one 15 minutes on a holiday was an argument in a sauna. Basically that was the only time we had together. Oh, he's like, that really made me laugh, Josh. Yeah, no worries. All right, should we do small business yet? Yeah. And then, yeah, if anyone's got any questions about stuff, because I know where you would joke about it, going to Orlando is a big family parenting thing for most......... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that was thi, thi, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. the only the only the only the only, the only, the only, they. they. they. Yeah. they. Yeah. Yeah. they. they. Yeah. they. they. they. th. th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th. th. th. they. th. the th. that's that's that's that's that's, that's that's that's, that's th. th. the is a big family parenting thing for most families Josh no shade so if there's any

questions you want Lou knows a lot about that and I can double check with her own answer for you. Right small business. If there's any questions about no one wants to go to Pulia. Nobody's nobody listing wants to do that holiday no offense. Okay now now. That's what we're going to do that holiday, no offence. Okay, now. Now, what we're going to do, we're going to have, go on to our Instagram today. We're going to have a vote. Which holiday would you prefer to go on?

Orlando or Poolea with old Tofu's gym? Or Poolea with the saunah? Puli with the sauna. One hour beach drive. Okay, right, here we go. Don't try and influence the vote now, Rob. Don't you. I'm believe. Okay, say about 11 miles walking. 11 miles walking.

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