Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP32: Kevin Bridges

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha th hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice, and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Hello, you're listening to Parent In Hell with Right. Hello you're listening to Parents in Hell with, Right, Zeke, can you say Rob Beckett? Good boy, can you say Josh Witticum? Josh Wittak, good boy. Oh, there we go, Rob. Very cute, kid. This is my son, Zeke. Zeke, how are you spelling Zik?

Uh, Zedek, there was a Zik at my primary school. Short for Ezekiel, if you can pronounce it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to say, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the the the the the the the th. the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to was Zika my primary school. Short for Ezekiel, if you can pronounce it. Yes, I can pronounce it. I have waited until he could nail the Widdicum. He is the same age as Josh's son, so I have found his anecdotes very relatable. I also grew up on Dartmoor. So love when he talks about all the weird and wonderful memories of childhood in the middle of Noah, I have six siblings, so mine is probably weird. Blamey, O'Reilly. What's her name? Daisy. Daisy from Dartmouth.

Daisy and Ezekie L'Zaman, or Zaman. Now living in Wales, thanks to the podcast. I look forward to every Tuesday and Friday, as I know cooking dinner these days will be much more enjoyable listening to you to. I love a podcast and cooking, Rob. Rob, this is a great guest today, isn't it? Do you know what? I'm very excited about this guest because, well, it's Kevin Bridges. You know that already because it says it on the list on Spotify. But he doesn't do much, does he, Kevin? He doesn't do much.

He doesn't do much promo. And that's because he likes to pick and choose. Also, he's absolutely minted because he's absolutely minted because he sells out the Glasgow Arena 30 nights at a tour. Josh if I could do 30 nights at the O2 on my tour you'd never see or hear from me ever again. I would be on a beach for two years, then back into the arenas. Have I told you about Madonna at the O2, Rob? No. So I went to see Madonna at the O2, yeah. Yeah. And, um, by the way, this is, oh no, this is a, this is a classic, you know, faux paul with a celebrity. So my, so I couldn't get tickets to Madonna but my lovely agent who listens to this, she sorted them out because obviously... They book the O2 for gigs.

We've got connections, they book the O2 for gigs. Also, as a friend of the O2 as we are now after selling it out. Exactly, you know. Exactly. And I'd be happy if Madonna had wanted a comp to come and watch us, I'd be fine with that as as. So your agents sort of found you a ticket for my daughter? Well for, yeah. So we're in a box.

We're just in someone's box, yeah. And you go in and it was like, I can't remember who it was. AEG, which is the promo promoters. Yeah, but the promoters. And it was just people you don't know. And I thought, is it going to be another situation like Rob's O2 box situation where Caradella Veen kicks off. Yeah, so you're anecdot hunting.

Yeah, no celebs in the box. Oh. So enjoy the gig. We'll come back to that. I do go for a piss and see Peter Crouch in the hallway. That's lovely. But anyway, and then... You must be Dick Hyatt to him. Not far off. You know, like you're in the urina, you look to the side. You are Dick to her eye.

Um, and so then afterwards I was like, oh, it's a shame there wasn't like a big celebrity box like Kara Delavine. And my wife was like, no, yeah there was. Alex Scott was set behind us. Well, the footballer. Yeah, the footballer. Yeah. Yeah. the footballer. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. You're thi. You're thi. You thi. You thi. You thi. You th. You you you you th. You you th. You you th. You th. You you th. You th. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th was Alex Scott was set behind us. What the footballer? Yeah the footballer with her girlfriend who is? Jess Glenn? Yeah. And I thought oh my god I've just totally ignored Alex Scott I've not met her before but and then I got into one of my paranoid panics Rob. Josh I'm gonna tell you now Alex Scott and Jess Glenn are not leaving that venue thinking because it's a bit weird that Josh Widdickham didn't say hello. I think on the list of things they give a shit about, I don't think you need to worry about that. Well, that's not what I'm worrying about now, Rob.

What you're worrying about now? So I thought, I've got to make a men's here. No, what do you mean? I don't know what? You've never met them before? They're not your friends? I know, I know, Rob. I panicked. So what did you do? I DMD Alex Scott on Instagram to apologize.

That is the... Are you friends? Are you friends? Does she follow you? No? The good thing about that is, she won't have seen it. No. So she she she she she she she th she th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. tho. to to to to to to to to th. thi. to too. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. too. th. too. too. too. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I. I. to. I. I know. So she never replied. No, but you've requested. When you've got a blue tick, you can request, you can put, I don't have in DM messages. I turn them off. But if someone else got a blue tick, I think they can send in a request, so you've sent in a request message, Alex Scott, which you may or may not see. I don't, I don't, oh gosh. What time was this? Should I find it? Yes, I don't know.

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Do you want to hear my message first? This is embarrassing. The last message I sent her was me trying to send her my one of my book as a PR push and she's not replied. This scene. Right, I'm going, hi Alex, I'm going to ignore them. Hi Alex, did Josh Winnock a message you? What did he say? What do you tell us? And then I'll decide what to send her.

Alex, exclamation mark. Meadie. Why you're shouting at her? I've just been told you were behind me at Madonna last night. I didn't see you and now feel very rude. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say. to to to say to to say to say to to say to say to to to to to to to to to me. What to me. What to me. What to me. What to me. to to to to to to say. to say. to say. to say. to say. to say. to say. to say. to to to to to to to to say. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told told told told told told too. too. too. to to to to to too. to to too. to to to to too. to to to to to to to to to to to the the gig as much as me Josh. I think that's creepy. I think that's really creepy. What is wrong with me? What is wrong with me? I don't know but like what are you expecting to happen like she's Alex Scott. I don't know Rob I don't know why I sent it and I hadn't remembered it until we started talking about the O2 for some reason. What time did you send it? 741 in the evening the next day. So, oh, she had a long time to think. I think as well, what's happened there is, Josh.

Like, she's, it's not like you bumped into her and you were like, oh, hello, yeah, and sort of... She might not even know who I am, Rob. There's every chance she doesn't know who I am. She might not even know who I am! You think Alex Scott, has she been on the last leg? No, but she knows you, so maybe she's seen my pictures. She might have seen me somewhere. Yeah lurking in her DMs. She'll have seen I've got a blue tick.

And what did she say back to that message? She didn't reply, Rob, of course. Did you message Jessclin? No because I... Oh no that's even weirder! You should message both of them if you're gonna message once. Get your message is up, give her a message. I'm not messaging Jessclin. Three weeks ago. You sat behind the door and I didn't say hello. Why am I that some stupid twack? Jesslin doesn't follow me either. Not stopped you in the past? Give her a message.

Oh God! What have you learned from this, do you think? I fear nothing. I respect the hustle. He will not be, he will, you persistent. He will sniff him out and hunt them down. I do think though Jess Glyn deserves a message.

Shall I message Jess Glyn? What we'll talk about on Tuesday? Yeah, message Jess and say, hi Jess? And say, hi, Jess, I sat in front of you at Donner and I didn't say hello. It's weird. Why is it weird with Jess and not weird with Alex? Because it's three weeks later. Send it as if it was last night and pretend it went through slow. You know, like I have a New Year's Eve message back in the day on text. Hi Glett, Jess, just checked and I didn't, this didn't send at the time. But, do you know what?

On your past history, I wouldn't put that, I wouldn't put that past for it as well.. But, but, but, but, that, that, that, that, that, that, that put that I wouldn't put that past for it but. Fuck am I a weirdo? Not a weird but I'd say you do make some strange choices but it is very odd to say sorry I didn't how do you answer that? So weird I just felt like me and Scott Alex Scott you're not you're not you're not friends you're not you're not you You've never met her. She's not. She's not. But you'd send that message to someone you knew. Do you know how this ends? That they have a kid and then she comes on here. Perfect. Yeah. Welcome Kevin Bridges. That was a weird tangent wasn't it? But I'm in true. I think you should message Jessica in as well and say, hey, can you ask Alex if she got my message? She's. She's. No. She's. No. She's. She's. No. No. She's. She's. No. She's. She's. No. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. No. She's. She's. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. th. th. She. She. th. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. the the the the the th. the the 't it? But I think you should message Jessica and I was well and say, hey, can you ask Alex if she got my message? No, I'm not doing that.

Right, back to Kevin Bridges? Yeah. Go and see his show at the cinema. He's a very funny man. He's got a kid and enjoy the, enjoy the chat. the show. An old friend, colleague, you don't do much. What's going on, Kevin? We've managed to get you. You've done me a favour, man? Remember all the two of you signed a book for my wife's spiel. Oh yes! She's a master fan. If I could say hello, I could be a little shout out to Haley.

Big up Haley. I think it should be reciprocated, but I don't mean I'm doing you guys a favour coming on. No, I'll be honest with you, you really are. Yeah. I've seen everybody's got a podcast. Well, yeah. I'm maybe the only comedian that's not got a podcast. You and Limby should do one. Everyone in Scotland would listen if you and Limi did a podcast. That's highly inflammatory content. I would say. Yeah, that's highly

cancelled. He can invent it online comedy comedy or the tour. So he's got that in his favour. But no, I never thought I'd be then except in a gig at 8.m. It's 8 a.m. It's 8 a.m. This is what time it is, we should get that across. Yeah, it's 8 a.m. And we started late because my laptop had no charge. Yeah, because I come back from holiday and I've been working. So Josh, you had something wrong with the nursery or something? Let's not let it bleed into the interview Rob. Let's not let's keep it upbeat. the time dogs now, yeah. I've been 10 years in the dog game,

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Yeah. This is the easily the most difficult month to locate a dog shite is November. Especially after it's been stormy and windy down south. So when the leaves are everywhere, you've got no chance to find it a shit, but... They should actually mention us on the weather, shouldn't they? Marn just tell you the pollen the pollen the pollen you the pollen you the pollen you the pollen you the pollen you the pollen you the pollen you the pollen you the weather you the weather you the weather you the weather you the weather you the weather you the weather you the weather you the weather you the weather you're the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather the weather a problem count in the humidity? So how many weeks have you got where it's bad dog weather? Speaking of someone who's not in the dog game. Pretty much as soon as the clock's change I would say man.

Right, okay. You've got a proper dog, they've got a labyrinth. Yeah. I've got whip it. So they're proper dogs, but they hate going to go outside when it's cold and they. And they. And they can to hide a shit somewhere in the house. Do you need to put a jacket on them? I call? Yeah I know but if you open the door from to go they will try and get rid of it early doors before they go out and they don't want to be outside at all. With jacket no jacket so that's the first thing I noticed when my son Liam was born

is how much your morning is shit, isn't it? But you've get the dog. Yeah. You've got a couple of an ardunda during the night, and then you've get, by the time, like half seven in the segue into the kids, then a shit segue. How old's your son, Kev? He is two, just turned two. It's quite good you can just say two, because I'm getting fed up.

That was the difficult having to say months. Constant, he's thumbs in your head. You've got the year then you've got 18 months, but it's in between, but oh, he's a 19 months, so, so, so, so, so, th and th and th and the, th and th and th and th and th and the th and th and to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say, to say, to say, to say, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, two, two, to, two, to, to, two, to, to, to, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two... two. to. to. to. to. too, just just just, just, too, just, just, just, just, to. to. to. too, just, just, just, just, just, to. to. to. This is his room I should mention. I didn't know if he was a kid's room or if he was a Hindu. Elephants everywhere. It's getting changed because this is his baby theme so we're going to get it kind of put into a young toddler team but I'm in his room so I actually get cut into this wee section. This was originally my office kind of room and then I've just been put in this wee corner. So basically it might rampage you in at some point and interrupt this, but yeah I'm in the corner of the house you sort of get pushed to the side once the kid comes along.

Everywhere that was your area slowly slips away. So is this your office? This is my office. I never thought it the guy who had an office. This is my office. I never. I the you can call it an office no I'd call it a child's bedroom I can I seeded the land to him so because in my head obviously I mean we were talking before he started that we all slightly feel like we're old now because it doesn't feel that long ago that you were you weren't 17 on Mackentie's Roadshow how old were you when you when you did McIntyre's Roadshow? That was 2009 22. 202. Yeah so you broke through because we're the same age I think Joshua a couple years older but you're 37 38 Kev is that right? 37 that's one thing. We're the same match I remember starting comedy like 23 or something like that and you were already like on McIntyre's Road Show and doing all this stuff and I was just thinking how is he dealing with all this at

that age because I was struggling to do like five minutes open spots in pubs and you were like your rise was massive. I don't know if I could have handled that if it was to happen right now because you've over think when you're that young you're just enjoying it. The pressure side does Nick White take over doing live at the Apollo, but you're not really thinking about it as like a big thing. Obviously, but you're that age, you're just kind of going, this is amazing. You're living the dream almost. And then I think if it was to happen right now, I'd be like, oh my God, there's TV executives coming to watch the show the night and you would start panicking about it. I'm grateful that I've done it at that time, but I, it is 20 years I've done standard. Bloody out. February, next year will be my comedy birthday birthday. It feels mad

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is about the very master buttery. So you're having to- I've never heard it called that before. I've never heard it called that before. You're so rigid and scripted that you don't know how to drop your wanking bit. So it was all that kind of that, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th... th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, learning process. Is that why you had such a good one on Comedy Road Show? It was just all your family, the whole audience. It was just pure bridges. When did you start just because we...

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ill can't turn up so he's trying to get his boy into nursery for Liam? He's just started going twice a week. He was going on a Friday. Yes! Got him into nursery. He's saying that as if it's Harvard or something? Yeah. Yeah. He's been accepted into nursery. Yes. He's got the grades. He's managed to build a wooden train set. Sorry, Kev. I'm so sorry. That's the most unprofessional thing I've ever done. We were just saying about it be improfessional as a parent if you just ignored the nursery call. Just to get put in the nursery. I thought it was actually your nursery calling about something that was up by the kid or whatever. No. So Liam's in twice a week. twice a week now. How was that dropping him off him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I t. I'm, t. I'm, t. I'm, t. I'm, try. I'm, t. I'm, try. I'm, th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I it? Initially, see I used to like chase. I vaguely remember this, right? When I went to nursery, my mom said I used to like hate it,

like I would like proper had meltdowns every single morning and I kind of carried that on into the first few years at school. So when I first took him, Liam is the only child, my brother has not got any kids and Kerry's an only child. So he's, Liam's an only child and her only grandchild. So he's not going to be surrounded by any kids growing up really. So we'd better put him into a nursery at least once a week. And I was kind of nervous about taking him like because I was like, what if he was just another me to be if he was only one and I went to nursery when I was like what if he was just another me to be used only one and I think I went in a nursery when I was like three or something just went right in absolutely no problem at all and then the next few times he gets a

bit upset I think if we take him away somewhere if I'm going down to London and we take him or they go a holiday and he misses a few weeks then yeah yeah you're taking into gigs and because you've just finished a sort of massive UK tour haven't you? Because you've done your tour on the UK and you filmed it and you're going off to Australia next week but you're releasing in the cinema we should mention this as well. This is mad your tour is going in the cinemas in the UK and I was going to tour, is that right? I so I finished the UK of the year. So we never got to finish the dates but I was thought we'll get back, we'll get it recorded. And then I thought every other tool that I've done, I've took it to some European cities and I've done Australia and I thought it'd be a shame just to miss it and go on to perform with people over there because you build up a following

and you don't want to just get up an entire tool. to to to to to to to get to get to get it. to get it. to New Zealand in the morning. So I'm no going to take Liam there because I think that would just be a bit much, man. Yeah, it's a brutal schedule when you're over there. It's amazing, but for kids it's not ideal at all. Every day's a flight. I know. But I don't want to be away for too long from him and Kerry, so I've just pretty much to get a gig every night. But I ne next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next next I the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their to to go. their. their. to to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to to go. to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their. their their. their their. their. their. their their. their their. their. their their their their the going to get much out of it. It would just be selfish for me that would take him but it's not even the flight is having to go forward about 12 hours. Yeah. But also when you're there though you've everywhere it's a two-hour flight. It's like going to Spain every day. It's like a, see some of the knowing you do a work in progress tour before the big tour, because the hotels are always cool, they're always in farms or whatever, so I took it me a couple of them last summer and he loved it.

I think it would just be a bit much to take him that far. And obviously it's different when you go away because you've, I know you've got the gigs at night the gigs at the gigs at the gigs at gigs at gigs at gigs at gigs at gigs at gigs at the gigs at the gigs at the gigs at the gigs at the gigs day. I totally agree so I'm due to the Australia again 2025 and the kids will be like you know nine and seven then so it's a nice age to take them but the way we're doing is I'm going to go out and hammer like two weeks of gigs gig in every night and then they're going to come out and we'll sort of do the last few in Sydney and then finishing Brisbane and up week holiday then fly back and do it that way. And that's a memory for them as well with that. Exactly.

And crucially Rob, you don't have to take them on the flight over there. Lou's got a deal with that. True. I would quite like to see everybody else's faces but just bored on a plane like that carrying a two-year-old. Well we're chatting to Paris Fury and obviously they've got seven kids haven't they the furies and she was flies out to Vegas a lot to see Tyson and he's fighting out out there and she flies alone with the six kids and they're their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're their they're they're their th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi. they're thoes thi thi's thi. thoed thoed thoed on thoed on thoed on thoed on thoed thoed th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're th. All all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all the. All theeats. theats. All theats. theats. All thoooooooooooo' theats. tho' theats. theats. they're they basically book out the entirety of like business class apart from like two seats. So imagine getting a flight to Vegas and there's like seven kids on there all climbing on the bed. Do you think that's cheaper than getting a private jet? When I look at Tyson Fury in Paris

you I'm not sure if sort of budgeting is top of their list. No, look at any spreadsheets going on before the next. Yeah, there's no Excel knocking about that else. I'm not going back to university to be your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber 1 for students. It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers. Up to 5% off smoothies and 5% Uber cash back on rides. Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever you think university is for. Get Uber won for students, a membership to save on Uber and Uber eats. With deals this good, everyone wants to be a student. Join for just $4.99 a month. Savings may vary, eligibility and

member terms apply. What kind of parent are you then, Kev, because you're so laid back as a person. Jen, so man. Wow. Cherry. It depends on the gig win before or after and what's going out in that week. Definitely, man. To be serious for a second night, it does make you become a better person. Like becoming a parent, forces you to really address your flaws or whatever. A hundred percent. Yeah. I want more patient for a start. I used to lose the shit. Broadband routers or what a bit and you just start getting really up or when you're driving or something so it just forces you to go right do you want to lose the plot in front of

your son do you want him to kind of go why's that he actually you really and the first time I remember I was driving and I snapped at somebody or whatever just like an idiot and I've seen his face just seen a new side to his daddy I just felt horrendous. I was like, no, I really need to be addressing anything. Is this worth getting annoyed about it and getting angry? Then that just manifests itself into everyday life and you just start becoming me. You really need to lose my shit here. So I'm becoming more laid back since he's been born. I think it puts a mirror in front of you, especially when you compare. I say to Josh for the time it's sort of like, it brings back things your childhood, so like going to nursery, you would have forgotten about that because you're successful, go to work, doing whatever,

but then you remember, you go, oh, they're going to nursery, and then you think about it and then you think. Yeah, exactly. You'll never delete the cookies. No, you never delete their history on your laptop, somewhere. You know Edward Snowden could find it. The kids are unlocking it. They're basically little mini wiki leaks walking around your ass just every now the game. My dad had a temper man. He's, I remember it was quite like when you seen your dad losing it, it was a bit, well, this is a bit much. So my dad is the same. I've very much been in a car where he's had a a row and he may or may not have sped up and got out the car. to to to to the car... And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he. And he he he he he to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their their their their their. their their their their their their their their tape. tape. their tape. the tape. their tape. their tape. tape. My tape. Mythe car. Oh, to talk to the other man about his driving,

which is the politest way to put it. My dad used to drive me to gigs. I remember I done the Amuse Moose. Oh yeah, Hills Jago. The new comedian competition. Yeah. I was in like the way up. This is like 2005 or whatever, so you don't have satnaves. So he's just following the signs for Perth and we get in, diverted traffic and just everything's going against them. So I'm in the passenger seat, my stomach's already kind of going about the gig. And it's just getting gradually angry and then there's diverted Then when we got to the gig, I was just like, shattered. And then I done the gig, I don't, it went all right

and I went free. And then the very next day, he kind of wrote me like a wee handwritten note. And it was such a lovely thing. He's like, I realized like, how hard you're working at this. And you've got a dream and I'm really sorry, And I realized maybe that I might have affected that and made it a more stressful situation than it needed to be. I was like, I've still got the letter somewhere. I thought they wrote it down and as if that he must have been really what they say. So yeah, especially for sort of a man of his generation, that's a really progressive thing

to do. I, for somebody who's born and grew up but the problem is, even if you write something sweet, is handwriting he writes all in capitals still, like about three inches apart, you know, when it's like, it's illegible, I think it's just gradual deterioration, feel like just been used to text and typing. Yeah. I'm assuming you're right standard or you feel I should now, but really it's 2023 I could just write it in my phone, couldn't I? But I do sit there and write.

It's like when you used to come back from the summer holiday and your hand didn't work properly. Yeah, that's it. I wrote notes in my phone and then when I do a gig I'll like bullet point in be a restaurant manager and she would always write the menus oh what was she the one with a good handwriting in chalk oh she's I can actually ask her she gets homells and stuff but people go like can you write her wedding invitation she's amazing what is it calligraphy or something I don't know yeah yeah but she's the one it pointed out everywhere I go I decided since Liam was to go away wherever I was going I would the th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th go the th go the the the tho and the the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho tho thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. theeooooooo' the the the the the the one that pointed it. Everywhere I go, I decided since Liam was born, anytime I was going to go away, wherever I was going, I would go and get a postcard

and send it to him. Ah, that's like when he's older, he's got away box or postcards and I'm just explaining why I'm away and all that kind of stuff. Like if he was in prison. Like if he was in prison. It's like. It's. HMP, New Malden working programme. So I'm sending him on these places that are quite cool, you know what I mean? Like Copenhagen and then Kerry, she's been so nice but she's just like, just to let you know, I'm trying to read these postcards to Liam but your handwritings like.

I need to then read my own postcard to him so I'm trying to work on that. Have you started doing material about about being being their tha tha thi thi trying to work on that. Have you started doing material about being a parent or you quite private about it? Can you hear that? No I can't know. Is he kicking off? He's having a meltdown. Everybody said that the terrible twos. I thought it was just a no alliteration or whatever. There's other ones that have get rhymes the hateful eight. What I do think what happens is my daughter seven and she still sort of loves me. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I. I. to. I. I. I. I. to. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, t. try, try, try, try, try, th. try, th. th. I, th. I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the the the try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try. I, try, try, try, th. I, th. I, think what happens is my daughter's seven and she still sort of loves me and hugs me, but I think eight and nine They start to go I still love you and you're my daddy But I'm actually sort of like nearly a teenager So I'm actually a bit grown up now. So they start to be aware that really loving your dad

May not be the coolest thing at school kind of thing so I think think that loving me is not the coolest thing. Obviously it's personality dependent as well Josh. Yeah yeah if you've got a dad you just don't like on a personal level then it just about how old you are. I thought about the terrible twos it was just a kind of hanging the people right so kind of June put in. He's just kind of running up and down the hallway, but just getting hyper. It's that way, like, he's trying to figure out how to open his own baby gate. He's trying to climb over the back of the couch. He's trying to run the touch.

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So it was that kind of way like I wasn't there as much as I wanted to be at the start. Yeah. I think it takes a little while for stuff to formming to stand in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in to form and to form and to form and to form and to form and to stand in to stand in to form and to stand in the to stand in the to stand in to stand in to stand in to reflect on it a bit you know it does it does and it's also that your whole outlook changes you go to this is no longer the biggest thing in my life or no you're all consuming kind of job yeah and you once I get used and settled in to being a dad then you're going to write my organic stuff rather than just the kind of shit a better stand up about being a that because the audience know I'm a dad so a better yeah because then you just you you you you you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. th. the. thi. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. th. th. I'm a dad so I better. Yeah. Because then you just go bar in and you don't really think you can live it and so I think on the next to it I would probably have a lot more to say about being a father. I think just sounds like I'd never want to be that standard that just talks about the kids all the time.

But look us now. Yeah. Look us now. It's the same with photographs on it. You don't have the guy sending it showing everybody the pictures and so. You can't help it, you'd surrender to it. I get why people don't get it. Yeah. I was the last one of all my childhood mates to become a dad. And I talked a good game. I mentioned that on stand.

I think I've done a bit about a stand up about howtalked a good game. I think I just said I'm a bit like I was a good pundit but now I feel it's even Gary Neville moved into management. Yeah, like me in the studio I'll talk any dad through the pitfalls but then my son was born up and handed to Valencia job and I'm just like whisking on here so I think I've done that but then it's maybe a bit you need to be a football fan and I th I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I the. I the. I the. I'm the. I'm the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I thi. I took. I took. I took. I took. I'm took. I took. I'm took. I'm thin the. I'm the. maybe a bit you need to be a football fan. And I think I spoke about where my son's going to grow up in comparison to where I grow up up up. That was a rough kind of theme. Because geographically he's going to grow up in the same city, but it is a very different kind of situation he's growing up in, isn't it doesn't matter but you're thinking about stuff like that. His accent is already like mine which is a start because they speak a bit different the kids in my neighborhood. Yeah I can roll

their arms you know yeah that's slow Scottish sort of the slower it is the posture they are in it in Scotland and then he heard me on the phone saying something was out order man right Out of order man. And then he just ran about the whole day. Out of order man. Out of order man. So at least he's getting that side. Yeah, because my daughter goes, oh, it was a nightmare. Yeah, because my daughter goes, a nightmare.

Which is not really what a five-year-old girl from a nice bit of Kent would say nightmare. Actually, the world, you sell tours in Australia, Scandinavia and stuff like that, but in Glasgow you are sort of a level above you're in arenas for weeks and weeks up there and stuff like that. So everyone knows who you are and do you feel like that's going to be some pressure almost on him like because if he's in London and goes, oh, Kevin Bridges's son is sort of something different. I think he started to notice that when people stop you for pictures or whatever he starts to look at them as if what's going on man and that's only been the last few weeks he's getting a bit kind of curious but I think you know is there's something going on there but I think it's too young people are nice so that's saying but you don't want them world to think that's they're they. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they don't they don't they don't they don't they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're not. they're they're they're not they're not they're not. they're they're they're to they're to they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're not they're they're they're not they're to to th. to thi. thi. to thi. I to to thi. to to to to thoo. to to their they're not they're not they're not they're not they're they is to how the world is. People are so nice and you get tables everywhere and all that.

So I think as he gets older, I'll be like, no, this is a bit superficial. It's only because they want Daddy to tag the place on Instagram. Yeah. That's why we get a three dessert son. A dessert you don't want to take it as it comes. I mean, you don't want to be running, obviously, to be running, to be, to be, to be, to be, to factor, to factor, to factor, to factor, to factor, to factor, to factor, to factor, to be, to factor, to factor, to factor, to be to factor, to factor, to to to to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, they, they, they, they, they, they, they.a, tho, tha, tha, thoooooooooomololololomea, thoooooooomolololomea, their, their, their comes. I mean you don't want to be running, obviously will factor in his position. It's a only bit different upbringing. You know, like, I never grew up with people recognizing my dad in the street or whatever, so maybe that, but it's something you don't want to think about too much. Yeah, of course, you're also, it's not on issue or anything. It're not there at all, obviously you're in Australia you're going to be away for a couple of weeks. When you're at home, how much of the parenting are you doing do you sort of just take the full load because you've been away? How will it work

because it's split 50-50? Now Kerry probably will listen to this Kevin. the mate Haley will. I was going to say I'm going to a bit reporting back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back backuning in. Yeah. It's a lot of grasses listening to this, Kevin. You won't believe until you do it. I'm actually feeling a bit smug, right? So Terry hardly ever goes out anymore. Basically, she went out at the weekend, right? So she's like, Saturday night, my cousin was having some kind of girls night or whatever, a proseco party or whatever.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no of sex. No, no, no. No, no. Yeah. You know what they like. With women meeting, no, I fact, they must be having a prosciome, aren't they? The reason I called it is, she said she was having a cocktail party and then she broke her elbow and then broke her elbow and then she felled up. and my cousin went to sat on it and leaned over and broke her elbow so she decided to cancel the cocktail party because she couldn't be shaking cocktails whatever. So she rebranded it as a Proseco party. Okay. Anyway, my wife was invited Saturday night and the Sunday. Anyway, my wife was invited Saturday night and the Sunday night. And then I do the Saturday night and Sunday don't worry if you're hungover. I'll go and do stuff on the Sunday morning and then I realised the clocks are going back so you've got that extra hour.

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cutting my hair but because I'm flying it to New Zealand tomorrow you try and get an extra bit half the back and sides because you know you have to go for a hair cut. And it's somebody that's no your local guy so you're like try and make this last mate because I don't want your nose hell you ever had that done? No theythe cotton buds up with the fly? No, they'd stick it in and pull it out like that. Oh God, oh God. I think it's cotton, but they dip them in wax, stuff them up both of your nostrils. And then they let it harden, let the close close your nose over so it hardens in. Oh my god. In the meantime, in the meantime, in the meantime, in the meantime, in the meantime, in the meantime, in the meantime, in their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thin, the, the. And, thin, th. And, the. And, the. And, theat, theat, they. And their, their, Sam and he's shrek toys and he just suddenly sees me with these things jammed up wax and getting burned and he starts like going mental as if I'm getting tortured as if I owe somebody money or something. I don't know if I've kind of scarred him a little bit yesterday but he's, Kerry, I'm just talking about your

hangover at the weekend. Curie, who wants to say a week, hello to her pal Haley. Oh, do you want to say that? Hi, Haley, Ron, how you doing? You hear that? Yeah, we heard it. Hi, Haley, how are you doing? There we go. I feel like Kerry wasn't totally happy with doing that. She felt a little bit annoyed. I thi th feel th feel tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say hello. to say hello. to say hello. to say to say to say hello. to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say. to say. to say. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoooooooooooooooooooozy. tooozy. tooooooooooooooooooooooo She's in the cupboard try to find a right jacket. You got them as he salted. Can you ask her what she thinks of you as a dad, Kevin? Rob wants to ask you a question. Carrie, what do you think of Kevin as a dad?

It's the first one. Oh, he's a great dad. Yeah. He's a. It's good. We've got you both here. We always are, we'll ask Kevin this in a bit when you're dropping him off at nursery. But what's the one thing Kevin does as a dad that you are like in awe of like, oh, he's brilliant. I'm so lucky to have a child with him. And what's the one thing he does that sort of annoys you a bit that if he wasn't here and he listened. He's amazing at accents. He's amazing at accents. There we go. He does the great Elvis Cricklington from Fireman Sam. And he's great.

That's what you need? No, he's actually really protective. I like when he gets the big, I'm the da kind of situation going on. And the negative carries at one thing that he could tweak maybe? Absolutely I'm sorry, horrific dressing Liam even if I leave an outfit the day they I had this horrific hangover and he took him to the museum which was amazing obviously when he brought him back in he had an outfit that I would never put on him so I just keep it in the cupboard but it still tags off it. It's like a present somebody got stuff you I'm a, you've got stuff, you get clothes as presents and you put them in that. Don't say what it is. It wasn't from

Haley? It wasn't from Hayley. You had a sky blue, green and luminous yellow track suit on. I mean I think you'd given it away now. It was a bit sabil-esque. And the bottoms looked like clairs and then he had brown socks with acorns all over them and a green jacket grey tuners and a yellow hat. It looked as I've maybe got five different plans for the day. I thought it looked cool. It's just yeah don't touch the series what to play with the plugs. I think what Kerry means is when I become the dad I'm having to kind as soon as he turns to, as you know, as you, as you, the the discipline, the discipline, the discipline, the discipline, the discipline, the discipline, the discipline, the discipline, the discipline, the discipline, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, and their, and their, and their, their, and their, and their, and the, and tune, and tha, and the, and the, and the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, te, their, te, te, their, te. te. te. te. te. te, te, te, te, te, te, touch the series what to play with the plugs. I think what Kerry means is when I become the dad, I'm having to, as soon as they turns to, as you know, the discipline comes in. You can't give them a row, obviously, but the other night, we'll just sit in having dinner and he just gets a bit of watermelon and just bounces it right off the window. It's funny, it's funny, but I's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it, it, it's funny, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, their, their, as their, as their, as their, as their, as their, as their, as their, their, as their, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their,'s company who's behaved like that. There's this new side there, right, we can't just let that slide so you need to, it's

like, like, balance between the rows and throwing forks at Andy's head and all that. They threw a fork at my dog's head so that's, well they're like little drunk they on stag do's. Can we go to Nashville, the daddy kiss. No. Melt down coming. You have daddy kiss. One cash? Oh, no, no daddy's going to steal one.

Oh bless. Daddy knows. Bye. Daddy knows. Bye. I'll see you soon. By the their leave, we can start the podcast. You're honest.

No, I mean, that's good. What do you admire about Kevin as a dad? He's good at accents, Evan. Yeah, let's unpack that. I would like to hear your Elvis Preslington from a father and Sam. Do you watch for your kids? I've watched it. Yeah. The screen thing, thing, think you don't know right how they approached they. Yeah. Again, back when I was a pundit before I became a dad, I was like, I would never let my kids on any screens and stuff for that and then, I think there's too vague a term in it because there's

yeah, some stuff that's just poison for their brains. Miss Rachel? Oh the YouTube. Great job, Herbie. Oh, yes. He tries to teach to know how to talk properly, but it's maybe quite good for your kid's speech development if you want them to talk like that. Yeah. The American YouTube is I struggle with, and I don't know if it's xenophobia or what, but I just, just annoying. Yeah, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the that's the the the the the the first the their the's the thing I don't like. I don't even need to label it any kind of phobia. It's really fucking annoying

That was the first part of screen time that you got. Yeah, Miss Rachel. There's gonna live in old stuff in there like they sing these songs. There's one that they brush your teeth song and it's like you wake up in the morning and it's quarter of the two just don't know what to do you brush your teeth you know that's just creating serious obsessive compulsive disorders and children wake up in the morning at quarter to two and then it's quarter to three brush your teeth everything just ends in brushing your teeth so they're gonna have great great great teeth but terrible sleep I was gonna you're good accents Kevin as a dad That's one of your pro points. So I think that comes to the bedtime story, but I really go for it, you know what I mean? Do you? Aye. Like, we try it, but if it's me taking him, if it's me taking him to get him to get them

to get them, they we go in there and acoustic. See I'm too needy. I'm just banging out the greatest hits all the time and then they never calm down. I'm buzzing off the reaction. I'm like, I'm ripping this. Don't get me off. What books would you recommend? I'm always try to spoil it for any of your listeners who have not read it yet, but basically, they open the door, a tiger comes in and eats all their food and then that's pretty much what happens. Then the dad comes home, goes, where's the food that is very traditional, as the dad comes home looking for it, I know.

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sort of camp American and then like, Yorkshireman and all that. They like, they just find it. So what shall I do for this one and they'll pick something without my go silly or crazy or sad or old Nan? Chinese. Well, let's talk about your, you've got a cinema release of your stand-up. That's pretty cool isn isn't it? That's like basically, you're not having to do anything, but people are going to turn up and watch you. I know. The last two, I never got to as many places. There's only so many dates you can handle before. You know what I get to the stage, you're just hating the tour and hating, getting of time. It's released in the cinemas November

the 17th it's coming up. It's something different. If you put it on one streaming site I just think I don't want people feeling the need to subscribe to something every month just to see you will stand. If they're actual fans of you, where can they see it or you need to join this? So I don't know if I agree with that way that it's gone. So I just thought somewhere they can just actually get it. They want to see that, they just need to pay for that pretty much. So the cinema was one that somebody suggested and I thought there's something quite nice about watching this at the exact same time, and the same time. Yeah. Something a bit a that I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, the way, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they they they they they they're they they're they're they're they're they're they, I want, they, they, they're they, they're they're just, they're they, they're just, they're they're just, they're they're they're they're they're they're they, the thing of it when you're watching something, you know that there's maybe someday somewhere else watching this at the exact same time in the same bit. Let's see like a line of duty, it's excellent and all that stuff, but I think that's why it became so popular because it was quite a communal experience in the streaming edge. And even like I've seen the Goonies,

but when it comes on I TV for I still watch it because it's almost like like like like like likethe tale. Yeah it's way did it? You feel a kinshout, you just know there's somebody else watching it and hey guys you know what you're saying Richard Pryor done that there stand-up show you yeah in the cinema and I love going to the pictures and it's good I don't know if you call it the pictures then there but I like going to the cinches yeah my dad still calls it a tall keys. It's a good excuse to go to the cinema also go to the the the the couple of beers and then go and watch the show the next step though is you can record it and it can be broadcast live in cinema so they can see the gig the gig the gig the gig the gig the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th is the th is the th is th is the th is thrown thrown thrown thrall thrall. thrall. thrown the. the. that that that that that the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the to the to the to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the is the is the is the the the the the to tole ty. ty. today today tel. tel. tel. tell. today tod done that. You should do the Abra experience in London where we could have a hologram of Kevin Bridges and then you only have to do it once. You haven't been into this have you, Rob? No, I haven't. It's like they're in the room. It's a gig where it feels like they're in the room.

I've been hung over enough though. Yeah, I think we'll be alright. You can't AI a podcast, can you? Even you're saying about, like, I live in a nicer area in Glasgow. I used to have like, imposter syndrome, because all the neighbors, you know, like, doctors and lawyers. But now I think, like, I'm accepted, because I'm a comedian, it's like, a noble tha, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a, a, a, a. Like, a, a. Like, a, a, a. Like, a. Like, a. Like, a. Like, a. Like, like, a. Like, like, like, like, like, a lot of the neighbors now are like YouTubers and influencers are moving in and like only fans models. I think that the comedians I'm now like the neurologists are gonna morning Kevin I'm one of them I've done my time at least in the comedy club so I was saying that of course he deserves

to be here. They're the new money people now. We should wrap up and ask the final question should we Josh? Do you want to ask? Well you know the question already. Well you know the question because we've already asked of Kerry. Yeah this is about Kerry. Yeah, if there was one thing about her parenting that blows you away, yad, yad, yada, cut to the chase. Also, one thing that when

you say it on here, Haley can pass it on to Kerry and she can up her game on that bit of parenting. It works both ways. It works both ways. All right. Well, she has, she's took to it like unbelievably natural. I don't know how, the terms of it, the workload that I had on when he was first born, she took over massively and I was under a lot of pressure when I went out and traveling and stuff like that and she was just there the whole time of that. Especially the first year, she was just done everything perfect and sleepless nights and she handled that so I, she was just brilliant for that now and that was just me being serious. And the th th th th th th th th the th th th th the th th th that now and that was me being serious. And then she's too nice man, right, so there's times she'll be like, we're trying to get a dummy, right, and we're try to kind

of lure them off the dummy. And then you take it away from him that goes nuts. So I always need to be bad cop and I always need to come in and I just take it and I put it in my pocket and she always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always that's that's that's that's that's th th th th to th to the to th to their to to to their to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get their to get a to get a to get a to get a to get it in a to get it in a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi try try try try try try try try try try try try to get a try to get a to to get a to get a to get a thi So he's got these little fireman sat in figures, right? And he carries them everywhere, right? Now he wants to run when he's in the park, he wants to run about. And I'm trying to say to him, you need your hands free to run because if you fall, you're gone face first, right? And then it's happened a couple of times. But they're the biggest thhing a thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi thrying to pry, they've got such a strong grip man, it's a proper weight lift or strength when he's gripping something. This is the biggest thing in his life at the minute, so he's gripping that way everything

he's got. So I'm trying to prize them and then it's a full-on meltdown, like it'll be screaming, and just let him have them, just let him have them, just let's not because you need to like so that's maybe will be clash a bit with the kind of yeah we don't want to lose his front teeth. Yeah well there you can't run holding figures can you but? No and I think it's tried by that united front and like if he knows there is a line that he can cross or if he can scream to a certain decibel then mum will eventually crack. Yeah and also it's hard having that conversation when you're like trying to prize them out of his hand and she's whispering going, but can't you just have them and you're going, no you can't be going and he's just looking,

hang on. There's a way out here. Exactly. So that is the only negative. It's been brilliant. It's tough man. I don't think there's any getting run like anybody. I don't mean they're old, but I just mean like a lot of my mates they don't know anything different. They're 20s about being parents. Yeah, but I think it's different in all around the country because all my mates having kids young in Southeast London, but then in different parts of London,

30, well, 35. Yeah, I was the first person of my mates around here in East London. Yeah, but all your mates are massive virgins, Josh, I've seen them. All my mates are massive virgins. You've seen his bones? I don't mean older, I think maybe you get associated in your ways. Yeah, totally. You two used to your freedom. Yeah, but you were grown up young as well, Kevin. You were quite mature for your age. It felt like when you were th. You're th and also you've done pretty well for yourself early doors so a lot of people will wait to sort get that yeah. It was the right time for me you know what I mean to become a husband and a father because I was your 30s can go either way man you could end up in the gap when you're whistling you're how to get in a bit, get in. So I'm glad that I just kind of conformed into like this family life.

I seem to be absolutely loving it, man. I thought everything I wanted to do like in my 20s, I mean I've done all of my travel and I went to like Argentina, I've done loads of bucketless shit, so I took out a strong insurance policy against a midlife that first year, been on the road so much in the first year in his life and leaving so much to Kerry. But you can't plan, the way you fall pregnant and know how far ahead tours are planned, in a way you'll probably look back and go, that was almost the perfect time because you're so more present now when he's more engaged with you and things like that. I the the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the he he th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi that's that is that is so much thi. I thi. I's so much thi. I was thi. I's thi. I to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to th... I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's thi. I's thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, t toda. toda. today, today, today, today, today, today, thi. I'm th that and he and remembering stuff. I spoke to Frankie about it and he was saying like his son is getting no memories of him, being away on to her because he's pretty much when his son was born they just try to hammer

the tour and go on to go and do loads of work so he could and then it's known as if I hang out of the next tour when he's going away going to to to go and their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to the the to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be even starting to see me leave where a suitcase sometimes. I know I'm going somewhere tomorrow because he sees my case as packed. That's going to be a tough one. He's not quite interested in FaceTime yet. No. I don't know when that comes. So what I found, that is help or not, but I found, sometimes I'd go, oh, right. I've just finished a giggigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigigig. I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just, I've just just, Kerry might have got Liam chilled in front of the tele, playing and all that, and then you burst in and then

they just kick off because they're like, oh it's Daddy and stuff like that. So I always used to message and double check, like let me know when it's good to Face Time or the phone, the phone tho's in the bath, he's screaming and shooting and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and they, and you, and you, and you're they, and you're they, and you're they, and you're they, and you're they, and you're they, and th, and th, and you're ba, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and, and, and, and they, and they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they's playing, they're they're playing, they're they're they're playing, they're they're they're playing, they're just, they're they're just playing, they're just playing, they're they're just playing, faced time Kerry's trying to set the phone up at the bath. The phone falls in the bath. He's screaming and sheeting. And I was like, oh, all that phone, I'll go back. When's the movie out, Kev? The movie? I know. So November 17th, I think Beyonce's coming out and Taylor Swift in me. and me so amazing. Do you know what I wish I worked in a cinema in Glasgow now just

to pick who's in for what? You can see the Beyonce fans, the Bridges fans and the Swifties? Briggs' Beonshift bingo who's coming in for their room. And Rick's had your agent told me that like it's over 200 screams or something. 400 I don't think it's shown in my hometown, which is one of the only cinemas, Clybank, the Empire Cinema and Clybank. So that's the one I used to go to as a kid. It was a different name, but I don't know if them maybe there. Honestly, well, if anyone listening, go and see it. Kevin, when people say to me, oh, always brought up you're one of if not the best comics Britain's ever produced because well there's people that the arenas that we between us you're not

going to suggest to go and see you know but we always say Kevin is unbelievable so go and watch it you're unbelievable Kev so thanks so much for doing this thanks so much for doing oh well where's your money only seeing you with Kerry and Liam good live to tell you the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. Cheers, Kev. Cheers, Kev. Kevin Bridges. I love Kevin Bridges. He's so good. Oh, he's amazing. He's amazing. So good live. Rob, I have got 15 minutes until I'm recording a voiceover on a CBBBwe's show, and I'm

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