Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP33: Milky Bad Boys

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

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So he's very used to your voices at this point. Keep being sexy and relatable, Katrina in Southampton. Lovely. Do you know what that makes me? What's that? What's that? Think? Do write in if you've caused any car crashes while it's a topic? insurance claim. I don't know if that ends well as a now topic. As long as there are no fatalities

or lasting injuries do right in. From any car accident there's never a funny story or a positive news. It's always like the best you can hope for is everyone was okay. Yeah, I know some people some people are bonded by it forever. Right, okay. Well, if you've been involved in some sort of car collision that's bonded you forever and there's a really funny anecdote off the back, get in touch. Anyone else just keep it to yourself I'd say. Keep it to yourself if there's's sort of Christmas is near but far away.

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I've noticed. They've always been cheeky. Yeah, I hope it's getting out of Van. I think they're starting to gang up on Lou to the point. Starting? Well, if you haven't realized that's been coming across the last two years on this podcast. Well, they're now now starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting starting now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now they're up to, it just feels mean on Lou. Right. So they've decided to call, now, they've, they've given Lou's breasts names. They call lose boobs, because they're a bit obsessive boobs, aren't there bits.

I was like, why have you got boobs and I'm got boobs and you're explaining that. As you get older you get whatever, and all that kind of stuff. And why do you tell them that you got boobs? Bit of fun. Oh no, I instilled that early on when my kids would say, Daddy, why have you got boobs? They're pecks. On men, they're always pecks. But they started calling Lou, Lou's boobs the bad boys. And I don't know what they've got it from. And then they were, Lou Lou was out saying, why are you calling the bad boys? And I went, because they're bad boys. And then they started going to milk because they make milk. And then now the name's developed into

their milky bad boys. So they were singing. The apple wasn't fallen far from the tree. As it. As it was, I was like, this is good stuff. This is my kind of stuff. I'm like getting to know that. You're doing this corporate since Christmas. I'll tell you what, Milky Bad Boys we're going to an absolute tr- Do not. Do not, Rob, I'm just warning you now. When you're at a corporate event doing your 10 minutes stand up, in the front row and call the Milky Bad Boys because I think that would be an error of judgment.

Absolutely not. What I may do is I could potentially tell the story of what my kids call my wife's boobs, which I still don't think's okay and then if two bald guys come up on stage to get in a wall I could go here they are a pair of Milky thoys. Yeah exactly. That would be good stuff. It's a long way to go for that. It's a that. It's a that. It's a that. It's a that. It's a that. It's a that that that that the the the th. It's th. It's the the th. It's the the the the th. It's the the the the th. It's thi. It's thi. It's tho. It's th. It's th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I to. I to. I the. I the for that joke isn't it? But what else have I got in the locker? The Mitchell Brothers? It's been 40 years. Do you love drawing Simon Rimmer? Yes, the love drawing Rimmer? Yeah, of course, that's the way around it. But yes, they've been shouting at Lou, he milking bad boys and it's not okay really. But it's really hard not to laugh. It's like it's not nice what you're saying. And then she's they's they's the they's they's they's they. they's they's th. they's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's thin' that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tode. tode. tied. tied. tied. tied. tied. tied. tied. tied. tied. tied. tied. tod. tod. tod. It's tod. It's today. today. It's a today. It's a long. today. today. today. too. too. too. too. too. tooe. tooe. too. too. too. too. It's too. It's t laugh, it's like it's not nice what you're saying. And then she made the fatal mistake going, it's not funny. I went, well, I didn't say it was like, well, you're wrong because it is a funny wrong because it is a funny wrong for seven year old going, pointing with their fingers and doing a like, like, e'er, and like I'm going to, they, Lue, absolutely hates it. So you can't deny, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, to, to, that, that, that, to that, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, that, that, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. It's, that's, that's, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, I. that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, Boys eat your mom on the train home from London? No it's not. It's really hates it. Lou absolutely hates it.

I'm glad you... Lou? She's near? I don't know where she is. I think she's got her headphones on. If she comes past I'll ask her about her opinion on Milky Bad boys. Okay do. See what she thinks. You see what she think they're looking visibly scared. Did I tell you to see to see to see th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. You th. You th. You see th. You see what th. You see what th. th. to see to see to see to see what their their their to see to see to see to see to see to see what to see their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I thi thi. I thi. I thi. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I'll try. I I tell you about, I don't think I've been through, because I've now got a document, Rob. I don't think I've been through my daughter turning six. No, your birthday at the zoo? Birthday at the zoo, Rob. Yeah, because that's what we said, please let us know if there's stuff we've missed or anything you want. Oh yeah, I've got this note down. tho, I've got th th th th th th th th tho, I got that that that that that that that that that their that their their that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tho' that, that, tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thu, thu, thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. turning, turning, turning, turning, turning, turning, turning, turning, turning, turning, turning, turning, turning, turning, throoooooooooooooooo'er's turning, turning, thu.'s London Zoo. You know when I said on the podcast that we were going to go and get fish on a birthday? Oh yeah, like a goldfish thing, yep. So obviously that went out after a birthday and I got a string of warnings from people about what happened on a birthday, which was you get to the fish shop and they say, so they

warned you about this. People have, people have messed their thoom. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, tho, thi. People, their, their, their, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their. People, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people. People, people. People, people. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People who. People who. People warned. People warned, people who. People warned you. People warned you. People warned you. People warned you. People warned you. People warned you. People warned you. People warned you. People warned you. People warned you. People warned you, people have, people have, people, people, people, people, people, people, people who, people have messaged me. Yeah, basically you've done the podcast, then it was a birthday and then people warned you about something you just experienced. Yeah, which was that you get to the fish shop, the pet shop. The fish shop. Yeah, if you Google fish shop, as I did, you just get fish and chip shops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you Google fish shop? Yeah, you have to go to the Google fish shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to go. Did. Did. Did to go. Did to go. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the did Google fish. I needed my, I need, I've got a sort of little toe right, so I googled foot doctor. It's a podiatrist. I've just found out. Of course. They've got a name. They all have names. That's the thing with doctors. They all do have their own special name. Yeah. So I went to a lovely pet shop in Crowchend. to them. I throwne. told out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the them, can't remember their name, but they're in Muswell Hill on that big roundabout, I'd recommend them. They're very helpful, but you can't take the fish home for two days because you have to do all the things to the water. So they will not sell you a fish with the aquarium because the aquarium because the aquarium needs two days to adjust. Exactly. So do not, I implore you, do not promise your

daughter on her birthday that you will go and get fish in an aquarium. So you go this weekend we're going to get the aquarium. And over the week we're going to set it up. Next week we can pick up some fish. Yes, exactly. And did you go for that the bubbly sort of tropical fish with a filter fish? So it's so it's a cube it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. their, the thi, thi, thr-a, thr-nue. throooom. thooooom. thooooom. thoooooom. tooom. thoom. th. the, their, go for that the bubbly sort of tropical fish tank aquarium with a filter thing on it? So it's not for tropical fish, but it is, it's so it's a cube. And we bought a bridge. We bought an upside down coconut. We bought, obviously. That's fish love that. Fish love coconuts and bridges. Say what fish don't need a f- a bridge, if anything doesn't need a bridge. It's a fish. Actually my daughter yesterday said they keep just going under the bridge they're never going over it. We're like, yeah. Yeah, it's a fish, yeah. Hey, you're six now. Cut the shit. It's a fish and it's a bridge.

So we've got a like a broken treasure chest and little places for them to hide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. So that's good that's good feedback though you can't get it on the same day. Yeah, so basically for a birthday she got a glass tank with some water in. Well, we did it. Well, the water came out of the tab. Yeah, yeah. I'd suggest another another tip don't feel the tank at the pet shop. Little thing I learned, nightmare of the bus. Worst Boris Bike I've ever got home. Oh, Boris Bike was better than a bus. Chili Muswell Hill, fucking out.

Straight down hill. Anyway, and so it takes forever to, mate, obviously, then get it set up. I had to order some things for the filter that I did another day yeah then I'd ordered them in the wrong size so that I did another day course and then eventually we had to go on we went on holiday this was before the holiday wholia yeah by the way polio one fifty two to forty eight the the the fact it's so close is why this podcast works Rob you did a tap in to to the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to the to to to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toda. toda. toda. the the try. the toda. the the toda. the to to. to to to 52 to 48. But it's so close, the fact it's so close is why this podcast works, Rob.

Just we tap into two separate markets. Do you know what? This made me feel better about the podcast now because sometimes if I, when I do the podcast and I say to, oh, that was a funny good, I go, well I hope it's that 52% that don't like it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Because I think if it was over 80% I would have walked. You're not laughing with me, you're just laughing at me, aren't you from your ivory tower?

Well you say that, some very posh bloke came out and did a list, some interior designer I've never heard of, did a list of things that are common. And number three is doing your own podcast. Number eight is going to Poolea. Who the fuck is this guy? I can't even spell to G in it. Do you know how many times? I had a spell check went when I was trying to put the poll up on the Instagram. I thought was Puglia? Puglia. Puglia. So yeah, so in his view, what's his name? Nicky Haslam? As in the line from which in the wardrobe. See that's why you're not moving in the same circles as him. Nick. Look at Nick he has lamb. He the the the the the he. He's, he's, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in, as in the pole, as in the pole, as in the pole, as in the pole, as in the pole th. I the pole the pole, as in th. I th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the pole, the pole, the pole, the pole, the pole, the pole, the pole, the pole, the pole, the pole, the pole. I the pole. I the pole, as in, as in th. I th. I th. I th. As in th. As in th. I was in the pole, as in the pole, as in thin, as in tai. I was in tie. I was in tie. I was in tie. I was in tie. I was in tie. I was tie. I was tie. I was tie. I was in the pole, as in the wardrobe. See that's why you're not moving in the same circles as him. Nick he's 84. Look at Nikki Aslam he's so brown. He's like, as in Tan, I'm not. Yeah. Oh my god, he's Asian. Imagine being called Nikki at the age of 84. Is he 80? I'll tell you what though,

mate. He may not know about what's common art, but he looks good for 84 don't he? Nicky Aslam, bawling her Buckinghamshire went to Eaton. Absolute classic there. Oh, Oh, Mike. His wife, hang on. Listen to this, was born at Great Houndridge Manor, he is so posh. The third sort of diplomat William Haywood Haslan and his wife, this diamond Louise Constance knee Ponzi known as Diana who was great granddaughter of some Earl who and a goddaughter of Queen Victoria this guy's posh yeah he's involved in the brillo you know brilow pad yeah is that where he's got his money from that's pretty that's how he does his skin posh poch guy fair enough yeah I imagine to him Poulier is chavie yeah that's that that's that where he's got his thi that's that's that's that's that's he that's he that's got he that's got that's got he that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got th that's got th th tho tho tho tho thu thu thu thu th tho that that thu thu he he he he he he th th th th th he he he he he he he he heau heau heau heau heau he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he that th his skin. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Posh guy.

Fair enough. Yeah, I imagine to him Poolea is chavie. Yeah. So anyway, we went to Poolea, then we get back, finally set up the tank, fill it with water. Yep. Rose comes up, we put in the wrong bit of the room, so take all the water out because we can't move it across the room with the water in. Was it in the wrong get the room? Are you done in middle of the bed? I'd put an extra radiator Rob. Oh yeah that is mental. I thought you would say that... Sometimes I think I'm one of the

thickest men in the world. I thought you were a bit aggy about like oh because it doesn't sort like the the decor. No, no, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, th, th, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho Drop them fishing and they. Drows moved it for science not for style. No, yeah. Anyway, get it already. We went and got the fish yesterday. Then I had to go away and film for a week. Eventually we got the fish yesterday. How long did she not have to fish for?

Uh, three and a half weeks. But did she get any other presents? Yeah, actually got loads of presents. Right. I don't have got it. I'm not trying to take it, I'm not social services. Ha ha ha ha ha. When I got the fish yesterday. What we got? Neemo one? Dory? No, because that's a difficult, different thing where you have to keep it as a certain temperature and stuff. Stick by the radiator. You could have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have have th have have th have have have have have th have th have have th have th have th have th have th have th. th. th. th. th. tho tho. tho. tho. tho. thoom. thoom. tho. thathe. tho. tho. the thoom. I thoom. I thoom. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. thi. too. toda. too. toda. toda. try. I'm not try. I'm not try. I'm not try. I'm not try. I try. I try. Stick it by the radiator mate. Bluefish, TX. You could have had a tropical tank by the radio. Anyway, all sorted now. Can you put a picture up of it so you can see it? Yeah, yeah,

yeah. I'm delighted with it. I'm very pleased with it. Um, you've got to do quite a lot Rob. I quite enjoyed having the hamster and I found it. Yeah, it's quite fun. We have to the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the thee. the. the. the. the. tta tta tta tta tta. tta. tta. tta put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put put the the the the tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tape. tha. tha. We have to take 10 liters out a week and replace it. 10 lea-s. How big is his tank? 40 liters. Oh, maybe it's 10 points. I need to check that. 10 pines. We haven't done it yet anyway. Anyway, it was a double birthday weekend.

You're right. I was trying to get, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the, the, th. th. the, the th. the the the the the the the the the the, the the the, the the, the the the, the, the, the dog's out of piss somewhere, brilliant. Great news. Go ask, Rob. So Lou, can you, do you want to come here so that they can hear you? Put a headphone in? Hi. You're all right, Lou. How do you feel about the girl's new nickname for you? I wouldn't say of... What is it?

What is it? Ecstatic. No, I just, I don't want them to say it at school. And they will, and at some point I'm going to have to explain that to a teacher. I think they've got it off Bluey. They said that Bluey. Oh, thi. th her mum. Really? If I could find it in Bluey I'd be really pleased with that because I could blame Bluey. Yeah let's Google it. I'm not

Googling. I'll pop up Bluey in with Milky Bad Boys. I don't know. But yeah well just saying that that's what they've been sort of bullying you with Milky Bad Boys. Yeah they thought it was really really really funny and they kept saying it on the train train train train train train train train train train the the the train the the the the train the the train the the the the train the the the the their their their their their their their their their to their their their to to their their their their their their their I'm their I'm to to to their I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I to to to to to their I to their I their their try. try. try. try. try. try. try. tm. tm. te. try ttoo to to to to to to to to the. I'm tho. I'm they kind of gesture at their own chests as well. Yeah. And kind of do the do the jiggle, which is um great. Right. I'll see later. I'll see later. I'll see later. Lovey, the l'u. Lovey. Have you used the phrase Milky Bad boys without the kids being there wrong? Lou? How do you feel if I used to phrase Milky Bad Boys when maybe we were having some alone time? Okay, she's sent me off to have a wank essentially from that. You'd be having a alone time by yourself? Yeah, fairer. I'll probably won't call a Milky Bad Boy. I'll tell you why don't

you start calling Rose Milky Bad Boys and see how it goes down. But don't, yeah. Yeah, I'll report back to you. Okay, fair enough. So we went to the zoo. She went to the zoo. Yeah, London zoo. So the Saturday, it was a cinema trip for a different birthday, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking now, Rob, boys and girls are so different. So what did you go and see?

So it was another six birthday and it was the Lion King. Right, okay. They'd got a screen for like the 20 kids. Oh, so they'd set up their own little screening room type thing and put on a film that they wanted, fair enough. The girls just sat there and watched it. Yeah. And the boys was like fucking Lord of the floys. They were like body slamming each other in the front row, jumping on the front of the screen and jumping off the girl. The girls the the the the the the the the girl. The girls. Well, the the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl the girl girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl, the girl the girl, the girl, the the the girl, the girl, the girls, the girls, they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they they they they they they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they they, they, they they they they were girls, their their their their their girl, their girl, their girl, their girl, the girls just just the girls just the girls just the girls just the girls just the girls just the girls just the girls just the girls, their the girls, their their their what the girls just sat there, it was mad. I'll be honest with you, there was adults, I was going in, I just come straight back out. There was adults in there. Every adult that left looked like it come back from Vietnam. It was insane.

So how do you, because as a dad of girls, I sort of think, can, he's better off to have a couple of boys instead of let them fight. Honestly, it was madness that front row. It was just feral. Like boys together. Did you love to fight? Me and my brothers around the head and squeeze and choke them.

Oh that's good. Yeah that's that was my technique because my brothers are bigger than me. Even my younger one's always been my height or bigger. You've met Joe, you've met Joe, you know, he's massive. I the kids are obsessed with Joe's I think I said the before the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids the kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids. The kids are the kids are the kids are that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tallest, so they've just chosen Joe as their option. You know like in, you know they're sort of like gypsy fights, if you've got beef with some and you have to fight them, but if you're not very hard, they just send the older brother. So they've chosen Joe as the first sip of coffee in the morning to the on-the-go cup, make every morning unforgettable with Nispresso. Discover a world of possibilities with or without milk. Visit Nispresso.cdo.ceteer near you.

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Absolutely. Knoked out of the park. Because people were allowed to go beforehand so everyone and then we had like a room. Oh so they can go beforehand then meet you at two o'clock for the park. That's good. Yeah yeah that was good and then they we met an owl and we fed some birds and there were arts and crafts. There were the girls sat at the arts and crafts while the boys chased it around the room. Yeah, classic. It was an absolute classic. A lot of fun. One of the dads went off and he just enjoyed the zoo. Fair play to him. On his own. Yeah, he was like, I'm in the zoo. I don't get to go to the zoo much. I'm a drop I mean I'm a drop-off if any part all parties I think

should we drop off once the kids are old enough and comfortable. Yeah I'm a take my kid's see like a I'm off immediately kind of guy. Yeah if I'm in a zoo it's hard to get back once you're into I'm I'm not that dragon talk. Yeah you're at the dragon talk I'm with him listening to Camodos I had the best kids kids ki. ki. the kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids. to to their to their to their their their to their to their their. I'm a to to to to their. I'm a to to their. I'm at to to to to to to their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. I'm at their. you're at the Dragon Talk. I'm with him listening to Commodos. I had the best kids party ever done. This was absolute elite kids party, right? It's a champoline party over in Croydon, okay? About 25 minutes from me. Right. So far, so far I'd say you haven't done the big sell. Yeah, but wait, wait to do this. Anyway, 11 o'clock start. Driving over there, theymeat-I. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. the th. thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. thi. thi. tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, tape, toda. toda. today, today, th. th. th. th. there zero traffic flying through like taking 20 minutes unbelievable not not one light it's almost like it felt like I was getting I couldn't have got there quicker even if I had a police escor nothing on the road every light immediately went to green as I went through it not even nothing if you did hazard perceptions there were none yeah

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Wow, until when? Until when? Until 1. two and a half hours. Two and a half hours. Did you go home or did you enjoy Corrident? I went to the shop to co-o, the shop? I went to the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I, I, the shop, I, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, I'm, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the shop, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, t....... I. I's, to, to, to, to, the to, their. I's, to. I's, to. to. to. to. too, too, too, too, too, the too, too, too, to. to to. the the the to. I's,. See, this is where we are different. Costco is the greatest shop in the world. Is it? I've never been in a Costco.

Oh, mate. You've never lived. It's America in an industrial estate. That's what I'd say. It's America. Can you describe it as most boring man in the world? You're not boring. You just find it hard to have fun. You just find it hard to have fun. They don't take a lot.

Walk along big tellies, you get a big trolley, that's fun. Slice of pizza. I love a Costco. So tell me what you did in a Costco. Do you know what it was on their Costco? Oh, they're great. Just everything. Everything's massive. So what did you buy? What did we get there? I've got a- I was new with you? No, I was on my own.

Ed phones. She was just on your own. Massive headphones. Boulding around Costco, Sunday morning, time of my life. Then I went around Costco, I bought a few bits. I actually a tire inflator machine, 20 quid for the car when that gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets that when that gets flat like that. Did you need that or you just... You know, I weren't desperate for it, but I hate going to the garage and paying a quid

for about 10 seconds of air. I just sort of feel like, you bastards. Oh, God, you're making me pay for air. It's everywhere. You've just put it in a tube. So yeah, when they got a few bits and bobs, a couple of Christmas presents, stuff like that. But I thought you get free samples. They give you three samples of food, Josh. And everything's sold in massive quantities, a really cheap right. You get loads of weird American stuff.

I've got to tell you, you'd love it. Did you do the full two and a half hours? I was about an hour and a half from there because liking the up and down method for moving or not? No, no complaints thus far. And yeah, so did that for an hour and a half and then went back, got myself a coffee, sat in my car, then a little wander up for a quick five to ten minute chat with the other rents, and then headed home. And headed home, like that. Oh yeah, I've done the kids' today thi' if watch a bit of footwoods afternoon? Oh! Would both kids go to the party?

No, the other one was at home having a play date. So, yeah, absolutely. And I was like, she was like, you've been out today. Yeah, haven't I? I have been out already today. Spend the afternoon wrapping up Lou's air air pump for Christmas. It's a thought that couch and you can't live without air. No, you can't live without air, exactly. So you know, they did that, so that was a great little drop off stuff.

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I think, how have you been to the same talk? Yeah, yeah, so they bite them mortgages. Bit of topical, bit of bloody topical. A bloody topical. Oh, that's good. I'm glad you had a good one then. Should I tell you about my parents' evening? Oh yeah, go on. So we've got an email saying, we need to talk. We're doing sex education, whatever it's called now. Yeah, fuck the fuck the fuck the th fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho'. tho'. to th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. toooooooooooooooooooooooo. A. A. A.'s called now. Yeah, fuck news this week. We're talking about Milky Bad Boys, etc. I'm glad I read

that email because often you know you scan over the emails. Because it's odd songs day, don't care. Sex ed, I'll read. Oh by the way Rob, I've put myself forward for running a stall at the Christmas fair. Okay, yeah, what's what still? I don't know, yeah, I just said I'm happy to run a store. I'm going in for a whole, they're doing like a Roman day at school. Please tell me addressing as a Roman. Please tell me addressing as a Roman. Oh, I think that. And either me or Lou do it that does it depend on it like availability or if I'm working or whatever but I always try and do it and

they're always try and do it and book time off and I'm I think I'm being a Roman as well. And I think I'm being a Roman as well. I think I'm going to do an Italian accent. So I think they're all going to do an Italian accent? Do Romans speak the same as a... Is Gino de Campo Roman? What did you say that? He would, or is the language developed since then? I don't know. I can't imagine there as Florida's Gino de Camden. Yeah, but I can't be stood there doing like a Mario and Luigi impression and then like the teeth like the this is healthy. It's not a one-man play, Rob. Just give them the bread for the little silver coin and let them get on with their day. And you're wearing a today. Well, it's a bit nippy for a toguering, but I suppose the Romans

did, didn't they? What did their? What Yeah. I love it all our reference points for Italy are Italian football. Football Italian or James Rouths, Jeff. So you're doing Roman, I'm doing the fair. I'm doing another episode of my quiz as well, not episode. Not episode. Oh yeah, we went to, um, we went to the... Aren't you a bit busy to do another quiz for him? I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. So. So. Yeah. So, the. Yeah. So, the. So. So. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the. So. So. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ohto the... Aren't you a bit busy to do another quiz for him? I can not come out wrong. You love it though, don't you? I like being part of the community. Do you? I love it? I love it.

No, I'm not sure if I do. I do pick up. I did pick up yesterday, because I've been away And I just, I just love, I'm, my favorite bit. But there must be people at pick up and drop off you prefer their bans to other people. It's a bit like you know you're at work and you go out for a work event and you can sit down and sometimes you can like be or a wedding you get invited to a wedding you sat with some people you think well they're nice and I like them but they're all pissing them over there I

want to be over there. Yeah totally. Yeah totally you're you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you're looking. you you're looking. You're looking. You're looking. You're looking. You're looking. You're looking. You're looking. You're looking. You're looking. You're looking. to to look. to look. to look. to look parents. Meanwhile you're caught in a discussion about cardigans and whether you're allowed to wear them on the PE day or whatever. I love it all. I just want to have some friends Rob. Anyway, we went into the parents evening and I'm glad I had to check the sex education thing because she had a slide up still on the wall. Right. And it was just every rude word you'd ever seen in your life. Right. So it just, we walked in and it said like, well not rude word, but like, penis. Penis.

Vesticles, vagina. Anus. Anus. Nipples. So you know I'm no longer on the parents parents' network. Well, no, you're supposed to be the rep and you've been... No, I'm not the rep. I'm not the rep anymore. I've been... The guy that's doing it is fucking incredible, Rob. Why is he so good. I feel bad for my year in charge. Well, you never was in charge, was you?

You like Liz Truss. He's a phenomenon. Why does he so, well, what does he got a proper job as well? So is he, yeah. So why is he so good at the parents' network? Because he, like, I said that two of the clubs were on the same day, and my daughter would like to go to both of those clubs. And then a couple of other people said, yeah, we're in the same situation. He said, I'll take this to the top.

Okay. And the next day, he's got a statement from the head teacher on the WhatsApp group about whether the clubs would be moved, why the decisions were made, etc. But they'll look into it, and I was like, fuck hell, I never did any of this shit. I just kind of listen to people complaining and then forwarded it on. I was rubbish, Rob. Well, you weren't doing it though, was you? You was forded that other people will actually doing the job. It's same happened to me. Yeah. I've just accepted that some people care about their kids more than I care about mine. I don't necessarily think that's tha tha tha tha tha tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I'm thi. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm their their to to to to to to to to their tho. I to tho. I'm to be tho. I'm tho. I'm th. I'm their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. I'm the. I'm theeateateat. I'm theeateeateateeat. I'm toeat. I'm toeat. I was. I'm thoooooooomoome. I was to the. I don't necessarily think that's bad. Do you know there is some things like that isn't there?

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And I was lighting that down and she was like, this doesn't make sense. I'm like, Lou, you don't step in here. So is that it? Are you done now on the homework? Yeah, I think I'm done. Year three. I'd say we've already made the split. the sp split. Right the sp split. Right the sp split. Right the sp the sp. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, the sp. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, the split, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the now on homework? Yeah, I think I'm done. Year 3. I'd say we've already made the split that I'm the homework guy. Really? Yeah. I bet you like that? Do want to know which I what my main jobs are that are exclusive? Go homework? Yeah. Hair washing? Why hair washing? Because my son hates it. Oh right so you've just been given it. Well I'm more willing to withstand the emotional turmoil. Is he still got long air? Yeah but roses finally decided yesterday is getting it cut.

Well if you don't like washing it and you don't like washing it just get it shorter. But I don't mind it Rob is fine. He just complains them. Yeah fine. Binns? Bins. Admit, all financial admin. All financial admin. I'm in charge of bins really. Lou does it. Occasionally will do a bit. She starts to dump run in a defense to be fair. That's a more ad hoc. But bins. Hair washing, we split that. Lou mainly does it, but I will do it. But she's better at the style of it because it's girls hair I've just got no I just don't know how then she does it and although I to be clear Rose has got loads of exclusives what's hers plating stroke brushing yep yep that's I'd say that's I do it occasionally but the girls get the hump well I do the youngest always got really long air and I do it

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And I was like, you've got so many teddies, to take some to a charity shop, whatever. You don't even know where you've got all of these. And my daughters riled off all their their their the teddy's names and they remembered exactly where we got them. Oh my God. And I was like, you can't give them away. I was like, what about this one? And she was like, Lego land, when I was three, I had cried because I couldn't go on the drag a ride, you let me have it. And I was like, what could I say to that? All right, keep it. the teddies is they've got such emotional. Yeah it's really important to them and you're like oh fuck that and like because I'm used to just like

whip them all up and chuckle in a bag and think well it's loads I won't know they've gone and they've come home from school and be like where is little Mrs Hufflepuff and she's like running around like it's a lost missing person person and then I like go and get it out the to go out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out I to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I'm their th I'm their they their they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they th I th th th th thin ttttry ttry ttttry ttttry ttttry they're they're they're they're they're they're they're now, it's fine. Oh and the other thing that we've done before we do correspondence is my daughter's starting to play hockey so she needs a mouth guard. Oh yeah. So you have but he's one then we have to boil the mouth guard. Remember that is from school when you did rugby or whatever it was. I fucking hate mouth. I fucking hate mouth. They are horrible. So I I remember my mom did it. They they. So they. So they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they. They they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they are. I. I they are. I th. I th. I th. My th. My tho. My tho. My tho. My tho. My tho. My tho. My their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. My. My. My. My th. My th is is th is to play is th. My th. My th. My th. My th. My th. My th. My th. My daughter is th. My daughter is th. My daughter is th. My daughter is thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo are to to th. My daughter is starting is to to of ill-fitting plastic and the kind of spit getting stuck in, oh my God. So I remember when my mom did it, I didn't like it really. It's horrible because I see they boil it, give it to you warm. But anything coming out of a boiling pan feels like you shouldn't

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and shove it in their mouth but but they've done it and she said it fits but it was I'd recommend reading their instructions before you put anything that's been in a boiling source but in your kid's mouth just a little little tip for you. So many take home tips today. Honestly don't fill the aquarium with water before you leave the pet shop and don't put boiling water in your kid's mouth. Oh here's a tip also when it comes to fish. If you buy some like seaweedy stuff that exists, like a live seaweed. Reef. Yeah, when you then spend two weeks before you fill up the tank, don't put that weed in, presuming it won't completely disintegrate and then float everywhere within the water within the tank.

Then I basically had to spend an hour fishing it out bit by bit with the net. And would you, how much joy is she getting from these fish? Well, it's day one, so she loves them. Oh, right. The fish areoday, only this weekend? It's yesterday. Oh right, the fish are only just, names? Uh, gold and silver. She hasn't really gone out there, big. Alright, she's got two fish, one's gold, one silver.

Yeah. And when they perish, what's the plan? Just quick replacement? Apparently they live for quite a long time. Is it a goldfish? What do you mean? Yeah, it's a goldfish. You know, like the classic, a goldfish? Yeah, yeah, it was just the way you said. It's just the way you emphasize the word fish.

Oh, right. Sorry, but it's the other one's silver. No, but yeah, but they're a goldfish. Yeah, right. And so when they perish I think she'll deal with it. Fair enough, you just say that one's dead, do you want another one? Yeah, well we're gonna get a third one soon. I said do two so she can get the hang of it and then... She's got the hang of it? It's very much you know your job's done isn't it? Part of the feed in them. their thinks she's, she she she she's, she's, she's, she's, you, she's, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin' thin' thin' thin' thi, thi, that, that, that, that''''' that' that'' that''''''' that''' that''' that'a'er's that' that, th. Well no she's got to she's got to be feeding them out every weekend. Oh yeah they should do like really help you. I bet it should be a massive help. She was. Well it's that problem isn't it that she really wants to help but actually

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Yeah, that's good. You've got a great start, man. Yeah, great fish work you're doing. Here's another tip. Here's another tip. Do you want another fish tip? Yeah, go on. Got this off the pet shop. If you put the gravel at the bottom, if you put it so that towards the back it's higher than at the front, there'll be more space at the front and put your items a bit further back, and the fish will naturally swim at the front, the thank, the tank. Oh so you can see them or that's good. But they'll only grow as big as they can as well because, so if you put more fish in, none of them will grow bigger. Yeah. They grow to the size they have. Right, okay.

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I'm sure it'll be fine. Ours to get up early anyway, so yeah, so they're coming. That'll be in a couple of weeks. I'll report back on that. Lovely, lovely. Do you want a small business? Okay. Good day, Rob, Josh and Michael. This one is for your Australian listeners, especially any Ozzy Lego enthusiasts. Oh my lifelong friend Xi makes beautiful and unique earrings

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