Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP34: Scarlett Moffatt

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

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Camarvan. Aberdeen? She's Scottish. Yeah. Hello, Rob and Josh. This is Eloise who is 19 months giving your name a bash. If you're enthusiastic me my voice is perhaps a giveaway that L is our first child. He had to make the mindset switch about being ready for another. We currently live in Edinburgh but we're originally from Aberdeen,

love the podcast to go to sleep at night listening to you both. Keep it sexy and relatable Lindsay. So got that completely wrong. Scarlet Moffat today, Rob? I love Scarlet. What do you want to ask her about? Google box. No, and her child? And her child. A child.

A child. A bit about gobble box, child. And her driving, she's failed a driving test about ten times or something, mental. How many passes? How many fails? How many fails? How many fails mean how many passes? Normally one. Sorry, how many fails did you do? I pass first time, but in an automatic.

Yeah, I passed second time in a gear. How's Rose getting on with hers? Good. She's going to go up to two lessons a week. Are they still doing the secret? Yeah. To the friend? As far as I Yeah, yeah exactly.

And she's done provisional yet? Do you mean theory? Theory, sorry, yeah. No, she keeps putting off saying stuff like, it's not a good time, she's very busy at the moment. She's got the app though. I had a CD-rom as well, thii. I had a thu. I've, mate. Sat at my PC clicking through. Yeah. Looking for hazards and perceptions.

This is how old I am, Rob. I did mine on paper. Do you know what I think it's difficult is learning to drive or doing anything like that when you're older is like, you don't want to put yourself through an exam? It's very much like when you're 17, 18 or 16, you 16, you're used to be examined, but as you become older, it's horrible to go in for a test and pass or fail, because you don't want to be the person that fails the theory. No, because I don't know if it's changed, but in the year 2000, the theory was a piece of fucking piss, mate. the the theory was a piece the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, is, their, is, their, is, their, their, their, is, is, is, is, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, is. their, is.. their, is.. their, is.... It, is, is, is.. It, is. It, is, is. It, is. It, is. It, is. It, is. It, is. It. It. It is. It is. It is. their, is. their, is. their, is. their, is. their, is. their, is. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, is,'t know. When I was young, the theory was

a fucking walk in the part. Now, but only if you did the CD-ROM. Yeah, you cannot wing it. Oh, you can't wing it. No, but if you've done the CD-ROM. You can't wing it at all, so you actually have to go on the app or the CD-Rom and play it. My mates are clever, but you, the, thso, thso, the, tht, tht, tht, thian, thian, thian, thian, thin, thian, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, the, the, thi, thronged, thromb, throm, throm, th. th. thi, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th. th. th. th, th, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th's, th's, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they,. I think I was only just in the age of the theory test. I was 17 when I passed. Before that, they just asked you a few questions when you got out the car. Ninety-six so I was four years in. They just ask you a few questions. It's a lose-lose though the theory te test. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. te. te. te. te. te. the the the te. te. te. te. te. te. the the the the te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the the the the the the the the the the the the theory. the the the the theory. the the the theory. the the you go oh just come on my driving theory test coming up like all right whatever as if like I'm gonna go to the shops after school drop whatever and then if you go oh I just passed my theory whatever yeah yeah I found my theory you what you what you're you moron? you're so brutal maybe it's more difficult now. Maybe it's more difficult. Let me just say something that my sister did with a test, and I'm worried I've told this story before,

you know, you're always worried. She passed her practical, yeah. And then two years later, I got a letter from the DVLA because she hadn't sent away her driving license to get updated. Oh. She'd passed the time threshold and she had to read to redo to redo to redo the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the theate the the the. the. the. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the so so the somea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea.. She'd pass the time threshold and she had to redo the whole thing again. Well, that's the thing people do theory and it takes him ages to pass. Do you have to redo it? She'd pass the practical. Oh, no. She passed the whole thing. Was driving around for you. He's got two years to upgrade. the drive. the drive. the drive. the drive. their. to to to to to to their. to to to to their to their to to their their to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thto go back to stage one. That's insane. Jamie Lang kept on failing his theory. Did he? Yeah it was quite a run your joke on his

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It's more the time. He's only got to sell a few packets, those posth, those poshed, and he's back. ring on scarlet. Okay let's do this. You love quizzes don't you? I do enjoy a quiz. The joy in your voice said that you sounded so authoritative. Give me a couple of questions. Let's go right here we go. Start the test. What should you do if your anti-lock brakes a bakes a war-s theyrekes are. There we go. I don't know what they are but pull over and... Oh you've got four options do you what the four options? Yeah. Check the brake fluid level check the footbreak free play. Fucking it. Check the parking brake is released. Have the brakes checked immediately. C. Check the parking brake is released.

C. Check the parking brake is released. I would have gone for D. Have the breaks immediately. I would have gone for D have the brakes checked immediately, okay, but you're going for C, check the parking brake is released. Oh, it's not told us the answer. Don't make me do that until the end. Ah, I would have a click through 50 questions, there? Oh no. Just for the answer for that one. All right, well, let's not bother.

tho. the end test, end test, fail. You got that wrong. I wouldn't have passed if I got it right. Yeah, well yeah, you would have failed anyway, but that's quite fun. Do we dare do a full test on it? What? Why don't we do a special episode at Christmas? Ah! We haven't got time. We haven't got some. We'll do it next week. We'll do it next week.

We'll do it next week. We'll do it next week. Right, we'll do it properly and you can actually try and see if you pass or not, okay? Okay, I'm going to do my driving the theory test next Tuesday. Next Friday. No, about me ten minutes. th 10 minutes. Oh wait my phone's going. Who's this? Oh, it doesn't matter. Shall I take it? Probably not, we're doing a podcast. You bring on Scarlet and I'll take it.

Hello? Josh, you can't take a phone call during a recording. Who was it? Hello? Hello? He's trying to talk in a couple of hours. Yeah, you wouldn't do this Dreader Mills and last leg, would you? Half two. Now put the phone down and lock back in. Half two. At 2.30. What is it? A dentist appointment? Fucking who I'm quick. Let's come on. Hurry up. It was that. It was just a boring admin thing. That's what this whole show is boring admin thing. It's boring. That's a boring. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi's. thi's the the the thirty. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. the the the the the phone. the phone. the the the phone. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. toeeeeeea. to. to. thoooooo. the. things. Is it an osteopath? What is it? Something's coming that you're a bit embarrassed about? There's child care. Oh right, okay. That is bored. It would talk about

that on a podcast. Right, here is Scarlet Moffett. Scarlet Moffett. Is it Moffett or Moffett? Do you know what? Just depends where you're from? You can call us. Because I always say Moffit. I say Moffet. That's I say moffit. That's. That's. I say moffit. That's. I say moffit. That's. That's. I say that's. I say that's. I say that's. I say that's. It's. I say that's. I'll that's. I'll that's. It's. I'll that's like. I that's like. I'll the that's. It's that's that's that's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It that. It that. It that. It that. It that. It that. It the the the the the the the the th. It th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the th. It's th. It's th. It's to to to t. It's t. It's to too. It's to too. It's to th. It's th. It's that's th. Itthing. Perfect. I panicked. Should we start again? I like it. I like it. Just keep it in. Yeah, people will finally, finally find out. Huge exclusive. Before we start, Scarlet, congratulations on getting engaged.

I know, I can't believe it, honestly. This was last night. I looked on your Instagram. I was like, is she going to cancel of to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to Scarlet tomorrow, brilliant. And I saw that. I was like, is she going to cancel? No, no, it was so lovely. Like, Scott knows that like, as much as I think people think that like, I'm very outgoing, like my favorite place is the house. So like, as soon as I walked in and he had the lights and the rose petals and stuff. And then we just there wasn't? Yeah little Jude he had

like a little top on saying, Mommy will you marry Daddy? That was cute. Yeah, how old is he? He's four months now. Oh wow. Oh my God, so still early days? Yeah, he's just stinky. How have you got such a tide? Because you just showed us your office before and you've got loads like models and stuff? It's very tidy and sorted with a four-month-old baby how are you so composed and doing so well? You don't crawl yet to these so I see right you still have time to be able to tidy up and stuff so if he plays with one toy it can go back in the box I'm sure eventually that won't be the case well because we saw the collection of the little Warhammer figures right and they and they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're both they're both they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their their their their their th I I th I tho tho tho te toy toy te toy tho tho tho tho thoooo they thooo their their their their th the collection of the little Warhammer figures, right? And are they yours or Scots or both? They're both into painting little models.

Burs, just geeks, really. No shape, no fine, I work with Josh, I'm used to it. Oh, come on now. But how protective are you over that? At what age do you reckon Jude will be allowed to play with the figures? Because you don't play with them when you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, they're, they play with the figures. You don't play with when you sort of paint them and put them on the side don't you? Oh, they're not for playing with. No, no, come on Rob. A bit of respect. They're not for playing with. I don't know, I suppose we'll have to have like a lock on this door. Because like the figurines are very tiny. They are a chalk and hazard. They do sort of look is that sort of time. And they're quite low on the shelf. Yeah I know. You'll have to lock that room. That room will have to be locked. But he will eventually be allowed in

here. Maybe he's like five or something. Eventually when they're a bit older and do it probably but they'll be desperate to get in there and start painting them all. But then I'll be one of them moms that's like now paint properly. Make sure you you you you you you you you you you you you the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they their their th sure thu. Make thu. Make thu. Make thu thi thi they's they's they's they'll thi thi thi they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll will will will will will will will will will will be the the thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will th. th. th. th. thi. thi the. the. the. the. thea thea' will be thea' thea' will thea' thea' they'll will be thea the the the the a this messing the back. It's not for fun, it's a very serious hobby. Is it Warhammer where you get them little like figures that you paint? People take it quite seriously don't they? Very intricate. You've got to have the big light on. Sometimes you use a magnafine glass. Very tiny, tiny, tiny brushes. So yeah, it's not for kids. Serious stuff wrong. to thii. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. thi. thi. People thi. People thi. People thi. People thi. People thi. People thi. People thi. People thi. People thi. People thi. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People. People, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it. People. People. th. th. People. thi. thi. thi. People. thi. thi. People, thi. People, thi. toge. toge. toge. People's, toge. People toge. People toge. People toge. People toge. People toge. People togu. People, thi. People, thi. People, the. People's, Am I making this up Josh but did you do Warhammer stuff and games workshop? I did Warhammer from about the age of 11 to 13. I like the playing, I was no good at the painting. My painting was shameful. It was really bad.

I bet it wasn't. Oh, but that tells me a lot about you, Josh, because the fact that you would rather play it with. So I think that says even more how geeky we are that we have no one to play the game with so we have to just paint them. So is it a game then war hammer as well? Yeah there's rules. How do you play the game? It's like dungeons and dragons and stuff. There's lots of dice rolling. Okay well how do you play that? Well how do you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that you play that that that that that that that that that that that you play that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the to play the to play to play the to play the to play to play the the the the to play the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the the tho. the to play to play to play to play the to play like Dungeons and Dragons and expect me to know how that works. It's like a war with dice rolling. Like risk? Yeah like a vaguest. Like a vaguest stack though? Yeah exactly. Well War Hammer aside, Scott how's it going four months old? You enjoying it or how's it going? Honestly I love it like all of my family were like I really hope you have a kid like you? I think they meant that in a bad way I think I must I th th have th have th have th have th have th have th have th have th have th have th have th have th have th have th have th have th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the tho the tho the the the the the the the the the tho they they they they. the the thooooo. they. Like like like they. Like that that that a kid like you. I think they meant that in a bad way.

I think I must have been a really naughty kid because my mom and dad then waited 16 years to have another one. Right, okay. So me and my little sister have 16 year age gap between us. Well, he's just, I don't know if it's because he's temperament is like Scott's, but he's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th, I'm thi and like I'm thi and I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi. I'm thioli. to to to be to be to be to be to bea. to bea. to bea. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. thi and I thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. the thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that th th that that that th that that that that's that that's that's that's that's toean. that's just wonderful and like I'm one of those really annoying people that when people go who are you getting no sleep I'm like no actually he sleeps 12 till 7 every night since he was about two weeks up

really what? Yeah I must have been lovely in a past life because he's just so chill honestly it's just the most chill baby ever. He'd like did to be? He like did before sometimes he still does now at about four then he just goes straight back to sleep. Oh my god. Can I just your parents wished you had a difficult child like yourself that's what they said. Yeah that's awful isn't it when I actually say that out loud that's horrific. Yeah like I was the type of kid that even from about the age of four I remember I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the th. tho. the the the tho. the the the. the. the the. to to the. to to to to to to tho. the. to to to the type of kid that even from about the age of four I remember like being sent to my room and writing letters and posting it underneath the living room door being like I'm so sorry family that I'm your child. Oh God take me

back to the shop get a different one if you want and then my dad would be like come on back in the living room manipulative I think is the word so they used to send you out the room. say say say say say say say say I I I I I I I I I I I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that that that that the that their their that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. I the. I the. I theate. I theateat theat theat the. I theat theat the. I theat theat the. I the. I the the word I want. So they used to send you out the room. Say if I got in trouble. And I'd just been a bit naughty or whatever, or it was my bedtime. And then I'd write letters to make them feel guilty about sending me to my room.

Or like I wanted to watch Crystal Mays. And I'd like just write a lovely letter and then the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, post it under the door and then run back upstairs and it worked every time they'd be like come on, come back downstairs. I think that's the thing when you have your own kid you start to think back of what you were like as a kid. I used to moan about my kids getting up early and my mom was the same as yours would say like we used to gap before 30 every morning good luck and sort of a Were you looking for sympathy? But like, yeah, excellent, great news. I would do things like, I remember not being allowed another penguin biscuit. I think we had seal biscuits, though, they didn't have the joke on the back. I remember being at school and having to pretend it had a joke on the back, like, oh yeah, what does y'all say? Knock, knock. But I remember putting a whole packet of them in my paja bottoms, then sitting by this like three bars on the gas fire and it

looking like I'd just shot everywhere I was that sort of case. I was stealing them to take to your room and then they melted in your pajamas I was that type of kid so I'm hoping that dude is just like Scott and it's very chilled and not a penguin thief. Well he seems like you've got an absolute winner with the sleeping. How's the pregnancy and the labor and stuff like that? Was that straightforward? Honestly, I loved it. I think for the first time in my life I was wearing bando dresses and not feel like I had to breathe in. What's a bando dress scholar? It's like a very, very tight dress dress. Right. Not very very very very very very very very very very very very very forgiving. I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I though though though. I thi. I thi. I thi. I though. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. tha. tha. tha. thea. tha. I tha. I tha. I tight dress. Right. Not very forgiven. It shows everything. Oh, I know them, yep.

Yeah. And I purposely wore them because I was like, I'm never going to be able to wear them ever again in my life. So I can wear them throughout my whole pregnancy. Breathe out, not be bothered. So yeah, I just lived in dresses the whole pregnancy. I absolutely loved it. Did you? This is the most positive episode we've ever recorded. I feel I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm just, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just, I'm th. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm never, I'm never, I'm never, I'm never, I'm never, I'm never, I'm never, I'm never, I'm never never, I'm never, I'm never, I'm never, I'm th. I'm never, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that that that that that that that that. I'm that that. I'm never that that. I'm never never that most positive episode we've ever recorded. I mean I feel like I should maybe throw it like it is bad. Well the thing is like I was just genuinely lucky like and I feel like I have to say that because I've had loads of friends who have had had morning sickness I didn't get any of that. My craving was funny Jew melon. It wasn't anything weird like charcoal. I do feel very any of that. My craven was funny dew melon. It wasn't anything weird like charcoal.

Like I do feel very blessed in the pregnancy that I had. Actually, I suppose the actual birth didn't go to plan. So Jude came at 35 weeks. Oh, blyme. Is that seven weeks early? Five weeks early? Yeah. So I heard like a pop and then, well Scott thought I'd weigh the bed which is not something I do on a regular basis so I don't know why he was like oh Scarlet you've got here she goes again yeah I was like I think I think that's my water he was like no that's not enough water like I think because we've watched so many movies we were expecting like a proper tsunami of like water yeah I thought it was gonna be a bit like you know like in in a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a film a the film a the film a the film a the film a the film a the film a the film the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th of of th. th. the. I the. the. I the. the. I the. the. I the. I the. I was like. I was like. I was like. I wastsunami of like water. Yeah I thought

it was gonna be a bit like you know like in the films in like the summer in New York where they hit the fire hydrant so the water's coming down I'd expected like a powerful surge. I pleased it wasn't like that. So then we went to the hospital and they were like oh yeah active labor hasn't started yet. Basically, without, I know like years of blocks but you've heard all this before, my water's broke but then Jude head was acting like a plug. I've not heard this one before so it's plugged it up. Yeah so he was like now I'm staying in here a bit longer so every time I like walked or moved a bit more drippled out. I was just walking around as if I was like just casually weeing.

So then I had to have a C-section, but again it was lovely. I could have enjoyed myself. I would say that you're so positive. We're really in another person's hands. How was it? I was a nightmare. Baby was early and I had to have an emergency C-section because his head was a plug inside me but you're like yeah just had a C-section. Yeah it was like honestly the nurses and my doctor was lovely she was called Jody and she wore like a Disney hat and had pink crocks on she was just wonderful and then the music we had

on Jude was actually lifted out of me to Shania twin man I feel like a woman. Not the opening line, Sholly. Brah, bra-ba-da. Let's go, girl. Like, perfect for me because all of his godparents are actually drag queens, so just couldn't have wrought it. And then my placenta was born to the Macarena. Now, there's a couple of things I want to pull you off. Is it being, the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi, is it thi, thoom thoom, thoom, thoom, thoom, thoom, thu, thuant, thoom, thoom, thoom, thoom, thoom? tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thu, thu. thu. thu. thu. tho, tho, thooma, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. tha, thathe macarina. Now there's a couple of things I want to

pull you off but born. Is it being born the placenta or is it coming out at the end? It's obviously the baby's being born. But when the placenta was born that implies it lives and as a life. Like it just does that thing like how the Lion King gets lifted out it so it sort of feels like it was born. I suppose with Cicerin do they pick that up themselves then? They just pull it all out and honestly it's the weirdest thing like I thought when I looked into C sections and stuff because I thought I best prepare myself in case this happens. I thought like you'd just not feel anything at all but you can feel everything but it's just not painful. Yeah I thought it would be completely numb so you can feel them rooting around. Oh yeah, you feel your organs like sort of drop after like Jude came out and then there's more room for your organs. I sort of like felt everything drop. Honestly it was amazing. And they were playing

Barbie girl at that point? No, I think I zoned out at that point. Can I ask a question on the songs? Was this your own playlist or were they listening to? I think it was like absolute party classics or something like that. Or I was like, I want quite a party atmosphere so that I can like, most of people have like relaxing music. But I was like, I just want to pretend I'm anywhere but sort of like on a slab getting cut open essentially. Yeah, that's my kind of party.

If I've not got five guys rooting around in me, I'm not party. So yeah, no, it wasn't my personal playlist, but it was a good one. Amazing. It was a recovery, right, after the Cesarian. Piece of their tasks. Tell you what, Scarlet Moffitt loves life and life loves their back. Obviously, I was in like pain and stuff, like it does hurt. I'll stop fucking banging on about it, no, Scarlet, fucking hell. I'm trying to keep morale up here. No, like it was all right. The thing is, right, when you're pregnant, you have to sort of get to grips with the fact that a baby's going to come out and like you have to have so much recovery and stuff like that so I think I'd just

managed to get my head around like I am going to be in pain for a little bit and I'm not going to be able to walk around like I normally can and stuff so and also it's nice being waited on like if anything I milked it to be honest with you I was sat on the cout I could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could could I could I was sat on the cottage, I could reach for my cup. Oh Scott, can you pass my cup for me? It was wonderful. I didn't have to do anything for ages. How's Scott getting on what he's got enjoying it as well? Is he, so are you both off work at the moment? Or? I'm back to work. I went back to work last month, but Scots took six months off. But I'm hoping he takes a career break. I keep like when you're in the police you can take like a five-year career break. Oh I quite like him being daddy daycare. It's lovely. Such a good dad's yeah. Obviously when you go back to work I know it's really really hard for people because of like child care

and all that stuff so I feel like really fortunate that actually like Scott's always here I just don't ever want to go back to work I'm like please stay. Yeah well it's pretty because they can go straight back in after five years but it's difficult families working out what they want to do and what job did you go back into what you doing at the moment then what you did straight after? Just bits and bombs like the Great British Bakeoff extra slice and all that and I did like a show with Rosie Jones and Catherine Ryan and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th thuu-like the the the just the just the' the' the' the. the. the. the. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th the the the the the theat theat theat theats they theats theats theats theats that's that's that's that's that's that's that's I did like a show with Rosie Jones and Catherine Ryan and Judy Love, like just like nice fun stuff. That's the thing. Some people have like a really important career plan. I just cannot believe that I have managed to wing this job for so long

that I'm like, let's just keep doing fun stuff. Like I cannot believe I get paid for like some of the stuff I do. I'm like I genuinely would pay to be on this show. Do you know what I mean? Don't say that Scarlet, don't say that you're a- It's true though. So I'm just like when my agent's like let's have a strategy plan and I'm like, the strategy is let's get out of my placenta. Let's enjoy our lives. So that's your five-year plan there just have fun really? Yeah, keep my kid alive and just have fun and just have fun.

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pulling to driving. How much we spent on the lessons? It doesn't even... How many driving instructors have left me? That's the thing. Have you been broken up with by a driving instructor? What do they say? Oh sorry I've got too many people on my books, course you have. Oh like all the cars not working today and then I've seen them out and about. Like, honestly, it's terrible. But I've passed now. Are you passed? Well done.

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Very newly I don't want to get into it too much for. What was your worst fail? Oh, this wasn't the worst one as in like nothing dangerous happened on this one. But for me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I I I I I I th. I I th. I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the. thee. thi. thi. thi. thean thi. I'm thii. I'm just just just just thean. I'm just thi. I'm just just thi. I was just just just th worst one as in like nothing dangerous happened on this one but for me this was the most embarrassing it was when I was... First of all I say rest in peace to the man's family. All right I I just started on Gogglebox so a couple of people started like recognizing who I I was, which was really weird anyway. So I was on my test and this school bus pulled in and I went a bit too close behind it. So we had to wait 20 minutes for all of the school kids to get on the school. And all the kids walking past were like, go go go buggar and go go fun.

And it was just so embarrassing and then I like looked at the instructor and I was like I failed haven't I and he was like just carry on just carry on. And then another time he had to physically grab hold of the wheel. Basically Durham where I live is very got a lot of banks and I just sort of started rolling back. I just, the one out a bit. I th th th th th th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It was. It was th th th. It was just. It was just th th th th. It was just th th th th th th th th th th th. It was just th. It was just th th th the th th the th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th. It was just th. It was just th. It was just th. It was just th. It was just. It was just. It was just. It was just th. It was just th. It was just th. It was just th. It was just th. It was just th. It was just the the the th. It was just that. It was just to that. It was just so to to to to the to the that. It was just so so the thoing the thoing the the the. It was just so th. It was just so the wheel. Basically Durham where I live is very got a lot of banks and I just started rolling back I just loaned out a bit I thought you meant banks as in money back where you put your money you mean hills hills yeah we call them banks are deep roads hills hills hills has got grass on banks of steep roads really google list google it search engine this please search, Google it. Search engine this, please.

Search engine this. Why are that in the search engine? Because we call them bank. I'm doing bank or hill. I mean, I thought banks would have grass on. No hills have got grass on. Like in the mooers. Where is a bank?

You're getting so northern so d'erum now you get defensive over your banks. Do you know what it is? Just because Northern Rock went down the fucking shit. It doesn't give me the bank nonsense. That's not a bank. Well, Hill, Road Hill. I started rolling down the Road Hill at a pretty fast pace if I must and myself. So that was quite a scary one. Right Rob what did the search engine say? Be honest, it agreed with me, didn't it? The search engine said, the problem is,

I'm getting a lot of stuff about why banks are called banks. It's something to do with Italians. Oh, you're like Suzy in dictionary corner, are you? Do you want that? Do you want the bank? Why is a bank? the bank? the bank? the bank? banko, meaning a bench, since Italian merchants in the Renaissance made deals to borrow the money beside a bench. They place money on that bench.

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Well, the road's man-made, isn't it? A bank is like, so yeah. is just a grassy hill. But we found out because banks normally along bodies of water and highways and stuff like that. Oh you're getting too technical now and by. Oh here we go, now we're too technical, no you're wrong. I think a hill is a hill. I think a hill is naturally occurs, right? Yeah. Where a bank is man-made like to get normally been built onto a hill. Oh my word. There's a natural hill that a road's been on. Send your emails in if there's any geographical people. Geographical people. So long story is short you can't do you clutch.

So I can drive now but I haven't actually driven with Jude in the car yet. Right. I think that's a good idea and don't change that. Yeah. I think that's a good decision you should stick with. So did you do manual or automatic? Oh, just automatic? I didn't confuse things. So you've failed 13 times an auto?

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and he was like, oh I'm a researcher for Channel 4. Now I thought the only researchers I've heard of is scientists. So that was like, when we got a science job for, what you're doing with Channel 4 and he was like no no I'm trying to get so many families to audition in County Durham so you know a lot of people can you ring around for us so basically he wanted me to do his job for him right? Yeah I'm very certain for it. So I ran loads of people explained what it was I was like you watched the telly they were like yeah I went no that's it and everyoneelly, they were like yeah, I went, no that's it. And everyone was like, God, they'll make programs about anything going to be. Like, on favorite does sound crap. And I was like,

sorry, Tommy, no one wants to do it. And he went, well, can you just audition? Like, it'll go nowhere, no one will see it. They'll come to your house and it just makes me look good. And I think because we were just doing it as a favour and never actually wanted to get on it, I think it meant that we were really relaxed. Like I think I had an argument with my dad about the bedroom tax, like the one bedroom tax. Like it was as if the cameras weren't there. That was the Friday and then the Monday they ran us and were like would you like to be on the show we start filming tomorrow. Bloody thou. And I was like, oh, I don't know about that. And my dad, the man who says nothing on Gogglebox,

he was like, that's 50 quid and a free takeaway, isn't it? So we did it. That's honestly how it started. 50 quid each we used to get in a take away. I think it's a piss takeke. I. I. I don't know. Because you weren't allowed to do anything else when you're, you probably wouldn't be able to do this when you was on Gogh-box, would you? Just appear on this? Oh no. They've got quite strict contracts. Like to be fair though, but us, I didn't actually live at home since uni, like as soon as I got a bit of independence at uni, I was like, I really this. Where did you go at uni? York? York? York? York? York? York? York? York? Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y? to? to? to? to? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? to? to? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah.......... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. banks. Not tosh York. York St. Johns. Right, but it's a lovely place to go to uni, what I mean? It is, but York Unie used to sing to us.

Your dad works for my dad. Your dad works for my dad. Like we were at that uni. But yeah, like, because I didn't live go home and watch tel the was my family and have a takeaway and stuff so actually it was quite nice when I look back it's very very fond memories. Yeah but you're getting paid 50 quid you know how much money channel four getting for adverts. Well you know what I always think about and I've actually never said this before but it was a bit exploitive like my face was on t-shirts Easter eggs books like and you know we

couldn't like agree to that disagree didn't get paid for any of that and now I think about it I'm like I should have been getting like at least a penny for each Easter egg sold us I agree I think I think so yeah well I think you've got your own way now and you're doing your own things worked out brilliantly for you I just love it honestly like it was never, like it was never the plan, which I think makes it even better. Although I do get imposter syndrome sometimes. Sometimes I do think someone's going to swoop in and go, come on, time time, you've had enough now. Everyone feels like that about whatever they're doing, so you shouldn't feel like that. Also going to say you did goggle-box, but th. tho-Ithat's coming back I think they should be on now when this goes out. It starts on the 19th of November. I'm so excited. And you won it. I know I mean obviously I was with your good friend

Joel both of you who's loved Joel. Yeah, yeah it was Joel Domitshire yeah. It's crazy because I't be like seven years ago. It was 2016. That six years ago? Yeah, it was 2016. Yeah, seven years ago. I went to a fancy dress New Year's Eve party is Joel that year. How did you do that? I just bought the liquor, like a kind of I'm sorry I thought you went topless and drew some abs on. No, no, no, no, no. Just walking around talking about CrossFit. Hi, I'm Joe Dumb, I did Cross. Oh, and he's just had a little baby. I loved listening to his episode on your podcast. Oh, do you listen then, Scarlet?

Yeah, I know obviously he hasn't actually had his little one when he did your podcast. But I'm excited to, hopefully does a follow-up so I can hear what he up to him. Oh, we'll get him on. We're struggling for guests, Charlotte. No, we're not. Charlotte, Charlotte, that's Charlotte. Who's Charlotte that you want on? No joke, I get called Charlotte on the daily. Do you? Really?

Yeah, and sometimes I feel like a bit of a bigot. Because if someone's shouting, Charlotte, Charlotte, I'm like, but a lot of the time they are actually shouting of us. Well yeah, because you're gonna be like, yes, hello, it's me, no, no, not you're not Charlotte. Are you back in Durham now then? You're not in York anymore? No, no, back in Durham, I love it, yeah, like I live 10 minutes from every member of my family. Have you left the baby with them yet. One night we have with my mom and dad actually no twice because Scott's mom and dad and had him overnight as well. Wow that's good I think

it's good to do that early if you've got people that will take them and it makes it easier than when they get older. I know I feel really like awful because loads of like aunties and everything like would love it but it's just like like he's my baby to stay out willy-nilly so yeah it's just my mom and dad and Scott's mom and dad can have him overnight I mean Scott's like oh why doesn't he go out like every Saturday or every Friday and we can have a date night but I love the fact you call it him going out like he's off on the last he's out again having his little bottle of No, I like Jude being there for date night. I like him being there. Are you doing any baby classes with him?

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What I would say is your baby will not give a shit for only two more years. Yeah, it's just like like you should be like that staring at lights. If anything this Christmas is going to be worse than the last one. I'm just warning you now. So don't get your hopes up too much because Jude will not give a fun. He won't really. He doesn't know. I'm just keep passing him to lots of different versions of Santa all or. the the the the the th. And when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when I I I I I I I I I I I I I to to to when I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. He their. He. He. He their. He. It. It is their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their to lots of different versions of Santa all the time or not. No joke throughout December. I think it's 12 times we're meeting Santa. Really? You book tell Yeah, I put everything we can book within a 50 mile radius we are going to. Like I love Christmas so much. I'm so excited. But I did try and go to, um, all of my friends, because I'm 33 now, a lot of my friends, they don't have babies, they have older children.

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tele for so long yeah what age were you when you were first on the TV so I think I started goggle buggler books ten years ago I think yeah because you were just at the end of uni moving back home kind of thing they the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to they to they they they they to they to they they to they they to they they they they they they to they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their they they they they they thy th are they th are they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they at the end of uni moving back home kind of thing, weren't you? Yeah. So none of your friends have got kids yet? Well, they all have kids, but they're all like five, six, some of them are. Oh, so you show you the other way, you were the last one in my friendship group. Yeah, because I was saying sometimes going least you can go to your friends, oh, I'm doing this and they're quite recent for them with their kids if they've got five-year-olds and stuff. Yeah, but do you know what I found?

Like the guidelines, I don't know who comes up with like safe sleep and like how many ounces of milk babies but everything changes every year. So when I'm asking for advice, I obviously like search engine it. Asked Jeeves. Yeah, to check that it's right, but sometimes it's wrong because everything changes. Like even my friends who have five-year-olds, it's all changed like when you start weaning them. Like they started weaning their babies when he was three months old, whereas now my health visit is like, oh yeah, when he's six months months old or at least so that he can grab and sit up straight like that's when you start weening when some

of my family are like has he tried banana yet I'm like no he's four months old he's had now in his mouth other than a teeth the boomers will try and stick a roast dinner down their throat a week old oh I can't wait to have chocolate milk buttons. Whoa! Yeah. He's having chocolate milk. Take a bit of gravy. My dad will dip his finger in a bit of gravy. Try some gravy. And he's just like plumbing, graving to my kid's mouth.

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Yeah, I do actually. You're telling each other to the other sorts. It's so funny. Oh, you give me a complex now, Josh. Cheers, mate. No, you sort of like your day to day. It's only because of the headphones, you go, maybe you can change the color they go. Yeah, you can. I'll do that. I'll get Scott to do it.

Awful moment if I realized that's actually just reminded me that when my family first met Jude, I've got quite sticky out ears and they went... Hey, tell him, man. And they're luminous. He went, oh yes, he's got Scots' Ian's. Oh, yes. Awful thing to say, it wouldn't matter if he had my sticky outlooks actually. It'd still be cute. Oh, see I feel like you've got similar parents to mine that sort of working class.

Everyone loves each other to death, but taking a Mickey's character building is what my mom calls it. 100% yeah. When I was the kid, my nickname off my own mom and dad was Helga Pataki, because I had a monobrow, you know like Ope Arnold? And then they used to go move his football head. When I used to get in from school that's what they would say to me, move it football head. So anything anyone called me at school I was like well it's not as bad as I'm getting it all. Wow. So do you think that works as a

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when I come home from calling me Elka Pataki. He's what I wanted to say but I just went, ah ha ha ha ha, laughed. I'm just googling Helga Pataki. Yeah, Google Helga Pataki and you'll piss yourself Josh. Yeah, that's the one. Oh yeah, oh, God. Because I imagine if my daughter looked like Helga Pataki, didn't she? And the Louvre will go, yeah, go. And that would be it. Not, do you know what we should do? We're both 37. Should we just start calling that eight-year-old Helga Pataki? So sort of little bit of like, sort of chilled out banter. She is a funny-looking cartoon character, isn't she?

Do you know what my mom comes from, but I remember my mom telling a story about when the first McDonald's opened up in the area and Ronald was there, I closed my eyes for that long, I just fell asleep. I was so scared I was of it. She once, like just on a casual Tuesday or something, dressed up as a clown and came downstairs going, da da da da da da da da da da da and they were crying and my mom and dad were pissing themselves laughing I'm seeing them laugh so much like to the point where my mom was crippled on the floor laughing and they were not back now and they always talk about that apart is they like I remember that

time that I dressed up as a clown yeah yeah I too it's engraved I'm still getting of clowns because of it. But that was my mom's way of like getting me over my fear. And did it get you over the fear? No. I still can't go in certain branches of McDonald's because of the pictures on the wall. I'm eating chicken nuggets known I'm being watched by that bea-eyed Ronald McDonald that just is very unsettling. But yeah, I'm like, if Jude ends up being scared of spiders, I'm not going to like go, well, guess what you're getting for Christmas? A pet shabbert going in your room. I think millennials are completely like just a different set of people now.

Because we're the only sort of generation that I've had a bit of a life without technology as well and on the trauma of the character building that we went through. Yes of course the character building I think like we're now stopping that sort of like character building and encouraging kids to like actually actively play like as well because we don't just want them to be like tablet kids. Do you know what I mean like always staring at a tablet? Yeah and also you want to talk to him about how they feel about something. Yeah my instinct always to make a joke out of it and yours is too but then maybe that's because of our upbringing which has helped us in our careers and stuff like that. However sometimes if you do feel their their to feel to feel to feel their to feel to feel their to feel their to feel their to feel to their to to their to their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be. I to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their. their. their. I I I I their. I their. I I their. I their. I I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I tha. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to better rather to make a joke of it to go, they talk about their inner cheerleader, so the good cheerleader

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and I placed it now out of a tree. And I absolutely shoot. And I got really upset. film? I'm seven. I'm seven. That would have been the first time you're like fight or flight would probably have set in like... Oh someone had done that to my daughter? I'd go and fight them. Yeah. I'd literally go that's not on mate. But also you've got to question why a 20-year-old would want to do that as well like well the answer is now I have nothing to do with them. Now I'm an adult and I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I can that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that's that I that I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the the. I'm the. I'm the the. I'm the. I'm thto do with them. Now I'm an adult and I can see. But yeah, that's what I mean, like I think I really am going to be one of those parents that's like, it's okay to cry, it's normal.

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are like terms of indiament. Like the worst you get called, like, oh lizard lips. It's like I really love you, you know what I mean? Who's called lizard lips? Oh, I used to get called lizard lips off my uncle Daniel. Why? What's wrong with your lips? I don't know. Apparently they look like lizards. I was about six rob. I don't know. He's a man. Again, I just had to like go with that and then they're like, oh yeah, that's fine that he's got rid of their grandson?

And do you think your parents will be like that with their grandson? No, they're the complete opposite. Why does this happen? I feel like all of a sudden they're like, oh let's wrap them in cotton wall and oh my gorgeous boy are you okay? Like if he even like so much as looks like he's gonna cry then they're like, oh let's have cuddles I'm like you would definitely not like that with me. I feel like that must be like a different love that they have for like grandchildren. Maybe. Also they're under less pressure now than they were when they were younger and working and stuff like that. Your dad comes in from like a job where it is or banter banter banner and then that just bleeds over into the household. Do you know what I mean? Yeah and really like I've got quite a young family so my nann Right. So like when I think of my nan I always think of her as an old person but she was 37.

Fucking out your nan was younger than me. And like I remember being at my mom's 30th birthday. My mom had me when she was 19 and my nanny had my mom when she was 16. So it was such a young family. So yeah so it is more like mates then because you're younger? Yeah, so me and my mom, honestly, are like besties, so, but I think that's because we sort of grew up together essentially. Like, now I think back, like, how she is with my little sister who was 17 compared to how she is with me is completely different. Like my mom and dad always shocked and go, oh we sort of like learned off of you. Now we put that into him and I'm like,

oh please that was a good trial run. Please that work out for you. It is different generations. Sometimes my dad comes right, he's 18 my dad next year. We're watching the tele, he'll say something and it isn't too bad but it's sort of like a turn a of phrase or something that's a bit old school and like obviously we no one talks like that in a house it will come up and I just sort of look and look and oh no the girls are getting old enough now to go what does that mean granddad you're like oh no but it's not anything too bad but it's just those sort of thing it's your dad 79 Robb yeah he's 80 in July next year he's a good Nick, isn't he? Yeah, he does it well. What are you going to do for his birthday? You've got to do a big old birthday back haven't yet? Yeah,

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so there was a lot of people without parents and stuff growing up and stuff like that. And their childhood was rationed and it was all a bit of a like a mess and then they had kids and it was sort of like there's nothing you could sort of do or say that was really gonna fuck them up more than they'd been a war. Yeah you know I mean like you're gonna they've called them Helga Patki and then like my dad's sisters and brothers and brothers and brothers and brothers and brothers and brothers and brothers and brothers and brothers and brothers and brothers and brothers and brothers and their their they they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th th th thed tho tho tho tho tho their thoed tho their they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're aid silence game and stuff like that. They hadn't even heard of Helga Pataki. They were 50 years away from her. Exactly. The Monobrad started growing but she weren't on telling it. But then again just because war is worse you should still not be called names by your parents as character. Well I don't think like I feel old when I listen to my little sister, like my little sister, well I'm

staying little but she's 70, for ages she kept calling as goat right and it got to the point where I went if you call me goat one more time because she kept putting like goat sister on texts all the time and then she was like no it means greatest of all time. It was like again character building I I thought she was saying I was like a farmyard animal. She was like, oh goat sister, can you bash me some money over? I'm like calling me goat but then now I know it's greatest of all time so I was like it's like a different language so I think Jude is generation is called alpha. Is it? Yeah so like Avers Gen Z and then Jude's Alpha so.

Oh it started again they've started again. We're a millennial. Is it Boomer, Boona. Boona. Boona, Jalphraise, Alpha. Boomer, Millennial, Gen Z, Alpha. Gen X as well, was it? Gen X. I always thought I was a Gen X. Yeah, we are Gen X, but you can call it millennial as well. Yeah. How old are you, Josh? I'm 40. I think you might be slipping into boomers, Bill.

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I think we do this once every six months trying to work out a generation. We ask the fucking shit. Right, I am... Can you work it? He's still on dial-up. You can make the text bigger, Josh on the screen. If you go to text, view, go to view a text size, you can make it. Or I find just move the glasses down at an angle. Okay, Rob, your dad is post-war.

Post-war, right? Your mum is Boomer 1. I'd say my mom is the original boomer. Right. I'd say she invented it. She is, I've never known anyone to be more of a boomer. She buys the mail for the newspaper magazine in the middle. And then there's Boomer 2, which is Generation Jones, whatever that means. Right. That's you then.

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sure you'll be able to give us an answer. What's the one thing that Scott does as a parent where you go, oh my god, he's amazing, I'm so lucky that we've got a the the the's the thing he's doing at the moment that if he was to listen back and you complained about he would go, yeah, I think she's got a point there, but you don't want to bring it up because it might make it a bit tetchy in the household. I imagine him anyway, don't you? Yeah, of course I do. like he does most of the pooey nappies. Oh good on him. Yeah because I am a gagger. You're a gaga? Lady Gaga? I am a lady gaga. Yeah I know I should probably be able to stand my own kid's shite but it makes my eye twitch it just stinks so I'm very fortunate.

So I'm very fortunate that Scott is not based and he'll do most of the pooey naffies which I greatly appreciate. Respect actually, big up Scott. Yeah. Scott of an S yeah? Scott. And the thing that annoys me is no offens if I don't have to say as a bloke thing but some of the outfits like I like taking photos and I like making like like every month I've done like and I'll do it to he's a year old then I'll just do it to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I they. they. I'm they. I'm their. I'm their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the. the. I'm. the. the. the. the. I's is is is is is is is is is. I's is. I's is. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the the the outfit. I like taking photos and I like making like every month I've done like and I'll do it till he's a year old then I'll just do it every year but I like to do like yeah I'll give that six months. I like to do a photo book so I like him to look nice every day so even when we do mundane things I can take pictures so that when he's older I can show him or his partner when he has a partner and go, oh look at these little photos, some

of the outfits like Star Wars tops with like he keeps getting him like outfits with Star Wars on like Scarlet you've married someone that's got a collection of Warhammer. Star Wars t-shirts is the least of your problems. Yeah but my point is Duke doesn't know if he likes Star Wars yet so stop having him in top saying my little Storm Trooper and stuff. He doesn't know if he like Stormtrooper yet. He hasn't made that decision so let's not make it for him. So I think when he looks back Jude will be able to tell when mom's dressed him. Yes. And when his dad's dressed him, yeah. Have you said this to Scott yet? Yes, he's like, yeah, but he's my son as well, I want to he's my son, he's my son, he's my son, he's my son, he's my son, to to to to to to to to to to to to he's my son as to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say, told. He's my son, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, he's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the the thi. He's the thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's told, to to thi, to's my son as well. I want to buy him stuff and I'm like, well, buy him stuff that you know I would dress him in.

So when he's the nice-aged outfit, buy that one. But then his argument is Scarlet, and I have this same argument with Lou. He's just as much his child as yours. So why don't you buy outfits that you know that Scott will dress him in? Because he dresses him as like a little baby Yoda or Batman onesies and stuff and I'm like... It's his baby? But you doesn't know if he likes he likes Batman yet? So what do you know if he likes Batman? Yeah, so you don't? the baby likes he likes Batman? So what do you know if your baby likes cords? Mother's instinct? I carry him? Mother's instinct? I carry him. Mother's instinct. Okay, drop that on me. I know. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't. He's. Mother's instinct. I carry them. Okay, drop that on me.

Right, I know. It's man instinct. That's how every fucking conversation ends in my house. I get to a point where I'm surely it should be the same and then you'll bang that on me. I'm banging to rights and that's what I can say. I always say you become a ma'am when you find out that you're pregnant, but you become a dad when the baby's here. So technically, I've been a parent longer, so I get to decide what I'll fit.

Well, surely it should be from when the sperm meets the egg. Oh. Let's leave it there. Yeah, let's leave it there. Scarlet, thank you so much for coming. I have to get you back on again when Jude's up and about running around. Oh, thank you. Have you got anything you want to promote? No, slice. Yeah, just like happiness. I like promoting the happiness? I like promoting

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