Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP4: Seann Walsh (The Return)

Episode Date: August 4, 2023

Joining us this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) is the brilliant comedian - Seann Walsh. We spoke to Seann earlier in the year before the baby was due about his expectations, let's see if the reality has lived up to them... You can get tickets for Seann's new stand-up tour 'Back From The Bed' HERE Parenting Hell is a Spotify Podcast, available everywhere every Tuesday and Friday. Please leave a rating and review you filthy street dogs... xx If you want to get in touch with the show here's how: EMAIL: [e-mail] INSTAGRAM: @parentinghell MAILING LIST: parentinghellpodcast.mailchimpsites.com  A 'Keep It Light Media' Production  Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] (N) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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No. Well we'll see. We'll see in the next hour. Should we read out a couple of bits of correspondence? Yes, we've not done that for ages because no. Thank you. Etc. Keep porridge gobbler. I've just got an email. How do you feel about your new nickname by the way? Porage gobler? Yeah. I don't love it. I don't I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the th the th the the the th. th th th. th th. th th. th. th. th. th th th. th. th. the the the. the the the thi thi thi thi thi to thi to thi to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th it. Oh, that has to be said. Michael seems to like it. Yeah, the Gobler. More tired than Josh story. Rob and Josh, loving the podcast, have been listening since the beginning. And since then have had a baby and another on the way.

It's been going on a long time, isn't it? What this show? Or people having children. No just, well that's even longer. My kids keep asking who was the first child. Do they? And now we've gone on to chicken and egg. Oh yeah yeah, and then my dog, because he was young she was like, but then what go first? to the egg? I was like, crazy, isn't that? Yeah, but there must be a chicken though to have the egg. I went, yeah, but then that chicken came out of an egg. And she went, yeah, so the egg was first. But then the chicken gave birth to eggs,

so it was your chicken for. And then she went, oh, it just goes on and on, it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. It is. Anyway, sorry, God, what's that? More tired than Josh. My son is at nursery and usually my husband drops him off in the morning and I pick him up. For a reason I can't remember, one day I had to do drop-off after a hellish night of broken sleep. My son has never been a great sleep and during this time he was a prolific 3 a.m. Shitter for several months. When others I was walking along with him along with him. him in the pram I would point out various objects and things and do noises to help him learn what they were. For example pointing out a car and saying brum brum. After drop off I was walking back home with a pram and through sheer exhaustion I forgot that my son was now at nursery and that the pram was empty

however I continue to point out thing I was on a cool hands-free maybe. Unfortunately on my way back I passed several dogs and their owners thinking that my son who wasn't there would be excited. I would over-animatedly go, look a doggy. Oh no! Oh here's a doggy! Oh here's a lady ringing the police! Oh, here's the police! Oh, here's an ambulance! Oh, here's a hospital! It was only after the third confused stare from a dog owner and them keeping a wide distance from me that I remembered that my son wasn't in the pram.

And I was just a tired weirdo talking to our imaginary child. Thanks for the street I don't really give a shit but that you are just going this because if you go oh sorry I thought he was still in there because I forgot I can't expect yeah that's oh my god that's just the more you speak the worst yeah yeah yeah that's just the most tired profession yeah what I th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I the I th I th the th th the th I th th th the th th the the th the the the th I th I'm I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th th I th th I th I the the the the the thi thi thi try try try the thi thi thi thi the thi thi the the the the the th of that I think is a great feature yeah you're not tired anyone no more tired than Rob but I don't think I'm I I who's the most tired profession postman no look milkman not postman more movement yeah what what's one comes up about three p.m I know so what would what should we if anyone's got a suggestion of what we got more more time than who's the most tired person or thing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah to to to to to to the the the to the the the to the the the the to the the the the th I the the the the the the th is the the the the the the th is the the the the tho's th is th is the the the the the the the the the the the the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th is the the is the is the is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. tie. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the most tired thing in the world? Yeah, I both. I'm currently smashing my A3 podcast and currently up to late 2021. It's keeping

me occupied whilst I cook, clean, and generally slave for my three-year-old and six-year-old. Listening to the pod has made me wonder, what did you guys do for school work experience? Good question., great question. School work experience, that's a good topic. My husband didn't get a placement sorted in time. So he ended up going to Southwest Water, which was arranged by the school. Oh my lack of the woods. He had to watch conveyor belts of shit go past. My friend had to do.

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In the first couple of days, it died naturally and had been donated to the zoo for the tigers to eat. Oh, so she just had to butcher a horse. Fucking howl. Sorry to swear. A brutal task for 16-year-old, but she cracked on and got the job done, bless her. Oh God. I look forward to getting the answers sometime next year when I've finally caught up on the podcast. I hope you're having a nice day, thanks, th, th, th, experience than that. Mine was Kushdie. Mine was a, at the nursery I used to go to when I was a like four year old, yeah. It was at the bottom of my road. Yeah, I'm talking four minute walk. Hours were 930 to 12. Oh my God.

And I literally just sort of played with a the kidgett from that's good. I was back home with a BLT baguette from the sandwich shop by, ooh, once I've ordered it, once I made it, I reckon 1238. I booked two weeks at Virgin Megastore in Exeter. That's good. That's not a proper job. The first week fell through, right. Because they double booked me. So I did my uncle's fruit and veg shop in Cornwall. No, Cornwall? How fast?

They had to go live with my... Because two days before, Virgin Megastore dropped out. Just have a week off. They insisted. Rob. Well, you've not not the insistent. You've got to fucking their toom. I'm not going to live in Cornwall.

to have... the school. Okay, fuck that. Fair enough. And you do you would not want an empty sleeve of your record of achievement, which I have, do you still have to get their record of achievement, which I have to get the school bus, but then they're in the office. Oh, no, you don't. No. So Uncle's Fruit and Veggie Megastore. the Virgin Megastor. They still have to get the school bused. So you want their they they they they they they they they their to get to get their to get their to get to get to get their to get to get their their to get to get their to get their to get their to get their their to get to get to get their to get to get to get to get to get to get their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I So, Uncle's Fruit and Vegshot loved it. And the Virgin Megastore. Brilliant. Just, but you still really get to do much. the best and worst work experience. It was the week because we want to by Billy Piper came out.

I don't know what you want me to do that information. I'm just saying. I'm just saying it At the Virgin Megastore. That's a good one. We had good. We were lucky. Well, I'd love to know what Shaw Mawstip for work experience, but we didn't ask him. No. What we did ask him about though was parenting. Exactly. Enjoy. We had him beforehand. Go back and to that one if you have them. Yes. If you're coming in hot, we had one about his expectations of parenthood before the baby arrived and now the baby's baby's baby's baby's baby's baby's baby's baby's baby's baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's th. th. th. th. th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. th. What th. th. What thi thi's thi's thi thi. What thi's thi's th. What we're th. What we're th. What we're th. What we're th. What we're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. th. th. What th. th. the. the. the. thea thea thea to thea to to to thea. We're thea. We're thea. thea. thea. thea. What thea. now the baby's here we've got him back on. don't have to do video if you don't want. We do. Rob on this occasion we do.

Yeah, I want to keep it on. I thought I'd turn it off. I mean it couldn't. It's like you've, if someone said, can you just set up Sean's thing, I'd go, it's a bit much the way you've got the baby grow hanging on the clothesline literally in shot to the rightest their back. He's got a sleeping mask with fuck off written on it and a green dressing gown. It looks so fluffy.

It looks like you've got, it looks like you're about to film a sitcom taster. The props team have gone mad. I think it's actually a bit too Shawmawshall at a moment. It's a bit obvious. I know, sorry, look, I apologize. I've not made the effort, but I really am happy to be here. Sorry, I'm very grateful. Thank you. Sean, welcome back to the show. We spoke to you before, before you had a child.

Yes. You now have the show. We spoke to you before, before you had a child. Yes. You now have the child. Yes. Before we go through some of the things we spoke about last time, how is it now, how old is your baby? Baby is 12 weeks. No, oh fuck, sorry, so this is what's happened. I'm just gonna be honest. Grace has top. Grace has left me. I've not seen Grace on the baby for 12 weeks. So that's where I got missed up. So Grace is here. Hello Grace.

I'm about to be very seen because I'm about to be very seen because I, yeah, I mean I, Grace has really taken you know the lead on all of this stuff so she's here to help with any answers that I get wrong so not only are you not doing any child care she's now doing your zooms so 13 weeks 13 that's fine. That's fine.

That's fine. The last time I asked it was 12 weeks. So we should say for people that don't know you, it's not that you're not doing it, it's that you're so scatty that you're just being ordered into what to do. Is that correct? Well it's a combination of incapable and busy. Right. Yes. I was trying to give you an out there, sure.

But you know. But I, yes, so I mean I'm here, I'm here. I'm here. Yeah. That's what we got. Can I just ask why it is 10.20? You're still in your dressing gown and I'm asked. And Grace seems fully dressed holding the baby.

Yes yes yeah she's dressed for the day. So can you talk me through what's happened since you went to bed last night at whatever time? Well actually funnily enough Grace got some video footage of me without my knowing this this morning where I put on CBBs for Wilder, her name's Wilder, and I didn't realize that Grace had then removed Wilder from the bed and put her elsewhere in the cot or to occur somewhere. And then it just turned out I've been watching C.B.B. B's on my own.

Ha ha ha! What were you watching? The Baby Club? No, I don't know the Baby Club. It was Mr. Tumble. Do you know what, this is the thing? It feels like we're in a time in the world where, sorry, that's... Grace, keep it down, will you? Oh, good stuff. Come on. Come on.

We're rocking out with this gold. Is that in 20 past ten? Come up, come on. We're rocking. I'm coming out with this gold. Is that in 20 past 10? Come up, people! So what time did Wilder wake up this morning? Right, what time did Wilder wake up this morning? Half, half eight. Blumen, this is, oh, blood, yeah. This is how useless I've been.

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I don't think I don't think I was useless. I fainted. I wouldn't say a man that's just fainted is helpful. I wouldn't say useless, but I wouldn't say you were really invited. I don't think it helped. So what was so... Why did you frame? What point? So this is, well this, it actually wasn't the actual birth itself.

It was just before that, when Grace was, you're kind of getting into bed, weren't you? When I fainted? When I fainted. No, it was when I was, it was when I was bent over, and then put it in their funeral. It was a PG version of it, Sean, what happened? Yeah, no, she was getting, oh what's that injection called?

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because me and Grace had been into the hospital a couple of times because Grace thought that she, you know, that she was going into the labor, but they disagreed. And we were sent home. Right. And then actually we went there the third time. You was so surprised so surprised so surprised so surprised so surprised so surprised so surprised they so surprised they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th so surprised th so surprised th so surprised th so surprised th so surprised thoaned. thoaned. thoaned. thoaned. to thia. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. to tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. to toa. to to toa. to to to to to to to to the third time. You were so surprised they agreed that you fainted. And they were saying no you're fine and Grace had to kind of explain to them that she has a high pain threshold. Yeah. Because the way that she was reacting to, you know,

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Sorry, so breach birth that went unnoticed. For out of all of the scans, it went unnoticed. So suddenly we were in this really incredibly intense situation where we had to decide. In the moment, by the way, the doctor said, look, I'm going to step outside. You have to make a choice when I, you know, you have to have an answer when I get back in. And we had to decide whether it was going to be a, like, a breach, the birth, the birth. Can I just say with the baby being walked around by Grace in the background? This is like, we already said it was two on the nose this way the steps shot was set up. It's insane. Now she's putting the baby down for a nap and Grace looks beautiful by the way like she's going to a wedding or a

but a party. Oh thank you. And Sean you look a mess. Yeah you don't look like you live together you. You look like like like like th th th th th th th th th th th th the th the th the the th th the the the th th the the th th th th the the th the th th th at their their tho tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their so so so so. I their so. I their so. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I their so. I their so. I their so. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I th. I teat teat teat. teat. th. th. that their s. their so. their so. I their so. I You don't look like you live together. You look like she's found you. I know. I know all of this. Yeah. If it wasn't sitcom there will be no way those two are together. I know. This doesn't work. We need to recast this.

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Sure, I worry when Grace goes on a walk because you're not going to have any of the facts at your fingertips. I know. I know. So we decide we had the most amazing. Goodbye. Goodbye. Sorry. Right. We had the most amazing. Now Mildredred's out. Sorry. You're not. That's your job. That's your job. Oh. that. I. I. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That. That's. That. That's. That's. That's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the had the most, it's some chaos, we had the most amazing, now Mildred's out. Sorry, you're not looking at the dog. That's your job. That's your job. That's your job. Momos, mom us. So, right, sorry, let me get my bearings.

So, are you going to be alright to do this podcast now that you looking after the dog? Does the dog like you? It looks sad that Grace has gone. She always sad that Grace has gone, but she comes round. Marlotte's? They're coming. Yeah. Every shot is like, you can't illustrate anything in this podcast without... How small is your flat? Because everything appears to be in shot all the time. Nothing you talk about that isn't in shot. That's what I've angled it also, I just looked like the every man. That's what it is.

It's what the CEOs had to do when they're on Zoom meetings in the pandemic, like find the corner of their mansion. So, right, here we go. So, sorry. So, Grace is back, Sean. Grace is back now. How's that in shot? How is that in shot? She's grabbed a card, but a bit nippyier out there than we filmed.

A bit colder. Maybe the dressing gown was the right option for today. Thank you very much see? There we go. Look at that. It's not as stupid as a look. No, you couldn't be. That's impossible. That is actually impossible. Oh God, right. So you sleep when I'm a mascot? Why do you have? I do, yeah. And then do you, why don't you take it off your head? How long have you been up? I've actually left the house with it on my head a couple of times, not realizing... It's awful. It says F off on it. Oh, that's something I've been doing. Have you done this? Cut down the swearing? No, I didn't know with a baby. But well, well, yeah. It's not bad, bad men. Bad men. It's bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the you. Yeah like get over my fucking chair yeah man wants to

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So what was the options he gave you? That's where we're up to. So C section or breach birth. But the thing is they wouldn't any questions that me and Grace had... the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to the toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toe. toa. toa. toa. toa. It's toa. It's toa. It's toa. It's toa. It's toauche. It's toe. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe. the toe. toe. the the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. -section or breach birth. But the thing is they wouldn't any questions that me and Grace had, the doctor was hesitant to... Yeah, yeah, they don't. They don't know their words to be taken against them when something different happens. Absolutely. Yeah, precisely, right? And I totally sympathized with that. But it made, you know, it made mine and Grace's decision and situation it was very difficult and it was very scary

and I had to completely remain calm and cool-headed if you can believe it but for grace because really when you're going through when you know when it's the actual birth yes you're there for support and all of that but and and it's it's the biggest day in your life as well, etc. etc. But really, Grace is going through this. Grace is about to have birth. The baby has been inside grace for the past nine months. It's as much as you want it to be both of your day, when it comes to something serious like that, I really think that it's not, I just felt like it wasn't about me. Not at all, yeah.

No, exactly. And the biggest day of your life is when you met Matt Hancock in the jungle. Oh, for the birth of his child is breached. Can't this man just talk without Matt Hancock being brought up? At least you didn't say strictly. You both. At least you're one along now. Oh God. The next time I have the next kid I'll be dancing on ice.

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He's set off all the things to his mates, all the PPU, all that stuff. Do you know what I mean? tell you know what I mean? to tell you, but the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tell, but, but,the trials, you know what I mean? Because I ate snakes. But right, back to birth. Back to birth. Yeah, back to birth. So this, so we're, you know, I can see Grace is terrified and try to remain strong. And then the most amazing midwife came in that was specialized with breach births. And she was just, it was like it gave you, it was like it gave, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the, he tria, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, he did, the the the the the the the to the the to came in that was specialized with breach births.

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I know you're going to find this difficult to believe, but I really was, I felt like my job here was to remain solidly calm I have to be calm grace here and you just fell asleep so so I put my eye mask and then fainted for six hours and no one noticed so what happened was I'm stupec-sohipped so suddenly I thought well that's weird I feel like I'm good this is honestly my inner model pretty much word for word that's weird and's weird. I feel like I'm good. This is honestly my inner model, pretty much word for word. That's weird. I feel like I'm going to faint.

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it. Bang, straight down. What, like a fucking timber? Like in the films. Yeah. Wow. But luckily landed on a kind of beanbag bed type thing that happens to be there, right? Yeah, but open opened my eyes. Sorry, you in a cartoon? Yeah, well this is the thing.

Sadly then you rolled onto 20 mouse traps. I opened my eyes, but I opened my ey, and there was a nurse over my head, I'm lying down with my face like facing the sky. A nurse's head, she comes over my eyes. She comes over my eyes and there was a nurse over my like over my head I'm lying down with my face like facing the sky a nurse is actually comes over so it looks like I've just been born I've got the P. O.V. of a baby with a nurse over there going are you okay are you okay are you okay and I like oh yeah she goes would you like a cup of tea and you know it's quite a straight you know kind of like because I in my head I thought why I would you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th you th you th you th you'd th you'd th you'd th you'd th you'd th you'd th you'd th you'd th you'd th you'd th you'd th you'd th I'd th. I'd th you'd th you'd th you'd th I'd like like like like like like like I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd like like like I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th I'd th. th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd thi thi thou the to to to the the to to the like like to thou to the like like like like the like like thou th quite a straight, you know, kind of like, do I, because I, in my head I thought, why, I would, I thought you'd never ask. Fuck in her.

Well, what was a man got to do to get a cup of tea around there? Gaspid. Gospin. A bit dry in here, in it? A plumber upstairs. Bitch, Oh, milk. Oat milk. Did Grace notice? Or she, you know, already busy with what she was doing, giving birth? No, no, the epidural had happened, but she was still sat up on the bed and the woman said, would you like a cup of tea?

And I said, yes, please. And as she walked off she just went men and that got like a big cheer from everyone in the room. Amazing. So how long were you out for? Oh no I don't know not long not long I'm a man I helped myself together. I came out of it when I was needed. I was there. But yeah, I mean, yeah, the breach birth, that was that was terrifying. There was one point where Grace asked me to, right? So does this have, so in the births in the films, right? Yeah. It's all done quite quickly, like, in the film. I've only ever seen it, the Arnold Schwarzenegger one, Junior. I think that's quite different though. It's any birth of saying. So, Grace asks for water or something.

And I go to give her water. And Wilders, this might, this is a bit, I warn you now, like this is a bit graphic. But Grace is there with her legs open and Wilder's leg is out. Oh my word. She looked like a tripod, like a human tripod. Actually quite similar to Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jr. So there you go. We got through that.

So you saw just like a leg out. Grace reminded me of that this morning. She was like, do you remember when you came over? And I nearly fainted again. I mean, I was gonna say that. I'd say you've had a brilliant turnaround in sort of managing like any sort of anxiety or panic you have. Yeah. You're way more mature and sort of composed now, just even in day-to-day stuff than you were a few years ago. How do you think Sean Walsh should have th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tham, that, that, that, thi, thi, that, to to to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, I, I tho, I th. I th. I th. I to, I to, I to, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, I, to to to to to, to to to, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. too. thran, too. too. too, to to to to ago. How do you think Sean Walsh of 10 years ago would have handled?

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I don't quite know how to articulate this but I think I'm excited. But do you guys have this? It's a bit cringy probably talking about it. But watching Grace with Wilder is actually my favorite aspect of it and seeing how amazing Grace is with why that mother connection, that mother daughter connection is, is the most amazing bit because I, a couple of times imagined if I had in some sort of yeah, universe where I've had to do this alone. And I have to say I don't think I would be able to cope. I don't, I don't think I'd be able to handle that. No. I bet you up. I don't think I'd be able to handle that. No I'd bat you up I don't think you'd be able to say. Yeah. But yeah especially being a single parent it's so hard when there's two of you to the people that are doing it. Massive respects I can't imagine how difficult it is to juggle everything. It's made me realize that women are equal. Wow that's really progressive Sean's

God yeah now you put it like that I think I'm close I'm close to that too. I would I would you know buy Sean's point that he loved watching Grace and Wilder if the podcast hadn't started with 15 minutes and walking through the back of the shot with Sean never turning around once and just carrying on chatting to us with his... I'm a professional. Yeah, he's a work. I'm a pro. How's the dog? Miljard's great. And Mildred's great. And Mildred, one of the nicest moments, obviously you have to be careful if you've got a dog and a baby. their to be careful. to. to to their, to be. to be. I I I I I. to be. their, to be their, their, their, to be to be their, their, to be their, their, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be careful. I've to be careful, to be, I'm to bea, I'm to bea, I'm to be, I'm to be, I's, I's, I's, I to be, I to be to be to be careful. I to be careful. I to be careful. I to be careful. I to be careful. I to be careful. I to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to their, I their, I's. I their, I's their, I'm a their, I'm a their, I'm a their, I'm a their, I'm a today, I'm a today, I'm a their, I'm a their, I'm a their, I'm a their, I'm a conscious of, you know, I don't want Mildred to feel left out now that we've got a baby. And there was a lovely moment a few days ago where Wilder was on the bed and I was kind of playing with Wilder and I looked over and Mildred, you know, she knows to keep her distance,

but she was in the corner of the bed and she just looked a bit lonely. And I said, I said, Mom, Molas, do want to come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to come. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to me with with with, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. W. W. W. to. W. to. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. Wild. Wild. Wild. Wild. Wild. Wild. Wild. Wild. Wild. Wild. Wild. Wild. W. Wild. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to over and she just gave Wilder the tiniest little kiss on the cheek. Right that didn't happen Sean. That did happen. I get dogs can't kiss Sean. I'm like lick Jesus. They can. They can. They lick. He licked. Yeah that's a kid. Well yeah I think you've got a different relationship to your dog than I've got with mine. Yeah Rob doesn't like his dog. I don't dislike Fred. That's that. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's the the the the the thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that about this, no, but you've got a different relationship to your dog than I've got with mine. Yeah, Rob doesn't like his dog. I don't dislike the dog. I don't dislike Fred, the dog. What the giveaway is calling Fred the dog? No, but it's just when I think, we said before, anyone that gets a dog before the child, there is a slightly different dynamic because it is your baby, but when you've got your own two babies and then a dog arrives,

it's a fun part of the family, but it's not, it's, you've sort of, I've got my sort of like, cougy-goo-goo stuff out of me on my kids, but not the dog, and now I'm just like, look, mate, I'm tacked outpipe there's the legs everywhere it's a killer yeah but that's that's nice and I think I love the I love the moment where there's where all of you are together so if it's your entire family or if your family includes pets when there's just moment, you realize we're all together. I love, that's my favorite moment.

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That was what you're most looking forward to. The squeezes, yeah. Well, I need to fess up here and luckily I've spoken to a few male friends who kind of have had the same thing because I was, I was getting paranoid. He never held it. Great, I let you hold her. Is this normal that Gracious and it's the first six months thing. And I have to leave and this other guy goes into the house. I don't know what the situation. Former health secretary.

Oh, for fun. Come on. Come on. Jesus wet. So, yeah, Wilder, and it's, which is changing now, but for the most part, Wilder has not, has not particularly enjoyed my company. Like, as if, as we've all been now as short. Yeah. Oh, my fu.

You should get her a job at the sun. What I mean, what I mean is, is that, so we did, well, we made a massive mistake. We've never, we've not really had, I got one the other day because I insisted we need, we need somewhere to put her. We didn't have, we weren't, there was nowhere to put her apart from the cock. Yeah, right. It was driving me nuts. It was like, it was like, basically, from the time you wake up, the baby, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, the the the the the the time, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, the the the the time, basically, basically, basically, basically, from, from, the time, the time, the time, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, basically, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, the time, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, be like keeping a balloon in the air. Oh we've got great I've got a great suggestion here. Oh please. A bombo seat. Yeah. Bumbo seat. And then they basically it's for like babies about

your age or three months on where they just want to be sat up looking around not cradle. Yes. And you're sitting you can hold, you're sick of holding them like that, a bumbo seat, you can get them, they range from like 30 quid up to like you, like we have anything, you can pay silly money, but you're really, we had one and they're really good. But it would be on those things you spend 50 quid on and they use it for two months. And they want to be held. But my son just wanted to be held the whole time for six months. Well, one of the things that I've changed on Grace's advice, and it seems to have worked is apparently I was too, I was too up in a wilder's face. I can't imagine that, Sean.

And she didn't, she did, that's what, that's what she didn't like. So it wasn't me I hope brackets yeah right so personal space personal space do you know what you know what you know what you need is ring Matt Hancock a bit of social distancing I knew that I'm not giving a birth to Matt Hancock no sorry I got an help it sorry I could ask one more Matt Hancock thing did Did he give... I'm not giving him a break! I'm not giving birth to Matt Hancock! No, no, fair enough, but did he get your present? Did you get a present from Hancock? Yes.

What was it a fucking P.P.E. the treaty contract? Right, sorry. Right, let's start. I feel like we have mocked the week doing horse meat scandal again week after week. Right. Question. Yes. So we didn't actually get through talking to your morning. She wakes up at 8.30.

That's great. She wakes up about five for a feed and goes back and he's a blue. Yeah. Yes. There's probably that. Yeah. So does Grace. I don't know how to phrase this.

Has Grace basically made her peace with how useless she believes you are? I think Grace, if Grace was here, she would say yes. Right, yeah. In your defential you are on tour at the moment traveling and gig in late and getting home late. You know Rob, he's not just lazying about, he's a business tour. No, course. I'm not lying there like yes, so this is the difficult thing. I'm away, I had to go to Australia and Grace came out for the second half of that with Wilder. So how was the plane? She was great. She was great. Yeah. I'm a mask on. No idea this guy. I'm asking this guy. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I was thi. I was thi. I was thi stop in Singapore? Did I get out of that? Did you just?

You fainted and I just pushed you through the airport, Sean. No, she's been really good. I mean, what I, my favorite bit is the, uh, putting her in the sling. Yeah, well, you said the sling actually is one of your three things you'd need. So okay. Yeah, so do you walk around with a structure from? Yes, I love that. Yeah. Because they because they knock out immediately. Yep. Yeah. Black out straight away. I did so much walking. So much walking in buggies or in, oh they prefer the buggy mine, but the

walking around parks and stuff. Yeah. I prefer the buggy. By the way, this is one of the first things I noticed that I said this to Rob in a WhatsApp I think, but I can't believe that I've spoke to so many. I've spoke to so many people. We talk. We talk. Don't worry Josh, we talk. How no one, how I've got this far through the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. th. th. I've, th. th. th. th. th. th, tho, I've. I've. I've. I've. I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, I've that, I've that, I've that, I've that, that, I've that, that, I've. that, I've. that, I've.through the the pregnancy and the birth and life yes without anyone mentioning that you'll spend a lot more time in lifts is I don't understand that that would be one of the first thing if someone said I'm oh yeah we're pregnant we're having a baby I'd go you're gonna spend a lot more time in lifts that it would be the first thing that I would notice that is the biggest change in my life is that you now the the the th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is the tho the tho tho th is th is tho tho tho tho th is th th th th th to to to that that that that that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is th is th is th is th is thi thi thi the the to the to the the the the the thou the the to to to to the to to thi thi thi that my life, is that you now spend a lot of your life looking for where the lift is.

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You have to walk to find another lift that takes you up a floor. You're going up and down, it was like crystal maze. Just try to get to my platform. It's insane. I can't believe no one. But I can't believe that the the that the that that that the that that that tha that tha tha thiiia thia to to to to to thi, I to thi. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to told to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to took. took. took. took. took. took. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the thaa. thaa. to. to. to. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. too. too. too. too. too. tothat. But I would say that is for me, we'll go, how did it change your life? I'll spend a lot more time in lifts. That's the number one. Right. Should I Steve write your tour dates?

Let's do it. Yeah, wait, yeah, you're on tour. Swanage, September. September. Milton Keynes, the dates. There's a lot, can't you just, you don't have to read out on the day. It's just... He likes doing it, Sean. Go, go. Let me just have his little moment. Sraw on edge, Milton, Keens, Radler, done that. London, Hackney, Empire, Northampton, Solford, Salford, Oh, two nights in Salford. That'd be nice. What are you going to do with your time in between, the time, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the time, the time, the time, the time, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the is thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th. thin, time in between? I don't think this is how Steve Wright is to do it.

No. Whitehaven, Millam, Southport Leeds, Birmingham, Birmingham, Bridgport, Taunton, Sheffield, Lester, Durham, Barnard Castle, Rob, thoughts, North Allenton. Tell you what, Rob, Sean, Barnard Castle? Any thoughts on that, considering the company you keep? Oh for God, leave him alive! This Dominic Cummings! He can't let him! I'm not joined the Tory party!

What's happening here? It's a completely different human being! Fucking hell! North Allerton, Leak, London, London, that's Leicester Square, so Amsterdam. Fucking out of Hagen, Oslo! Fucking out, Elshorn! I'm there. Hogan, Oslo? Stop fucking El, you're right. This is why you didn't want me to read them out. You're embarrassed by how it ended.

Antwerp. I need a break from the, from the family. It's been too stressful. What are you doing on your last night out in Antwerp. We should should should should should should should should should should should should should should shouldto see Sean Walsh. Do you sell big at Antwerp? Well we're going to find out. I know what I think. But guys, before we all fuck off to Antwerp, can we concentrate on the Hackley Empire? All right. What's happened is, Lester Squares sold out, then we'll put on another date, Les the Square is sold out. Here we go, he's going to the top, put on Hack the Empire.

Oh no, that was the capacity of people that wanted to see Sean. So if we can just concentrate on that Hackney Empire. I'm coming to just the Empire. Josh will be there. Just will be great, yeah. Buy a ticket, see Sean Walsh should hack the empire. Genuinely, now I know we've given you shit, you are one of if not the best live performers of the country.

I'm the best performer in the country. Well, I tell you what, you are the best person I've seen loads of people there. That was the only time I've actually seen the ceiling move. You absolutely rocked it. It was unbelievable. So make sure you get a ticket. Sean's an unbelievable comic. Yeah, he's absolutely the best. Terrible parent. Awful.

Awful. Awful. But a wonderful comedian. Bless you. Oh my god. I thoroughly enjoyed that episode. . . Bless you. Oh my God, I thoroughly enjoyed that episode, Sean. The only thing is we have to ask you, we didn't ask last time because you hadn't had the baby. What's the one thing Grace does parenting wise that you just look at her and go,

you are unbelievable, this is, you know, I'm so happy we've had a child together. But then what's the one thing she does of think that is a bit annoying and I don't think that's the right thing to do and if she did listen to this she may go actually that's a fair point Sean but it would be too difficult to say face to face. She won't she won't think that she definitely won't think that's a fair point. I think that's a good question. I think that the thing that I admire is the total tho that tho that tho that that tho that tho that that that that tho that tho that that thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi the the thi thi thi thi. that that that that's a that's a that's a that's that's that's that I admire is the total and constant care and attention that she manages to give me and Wilder at the same time. Yeah, yeah, but I know but I think it's the I think it's the connection that a mother and the baby has so it's not a particular sorry I'm not giving you a particular thing. No, no, no, no, that's great. It's just amazing. I just find that absolutely

amazing when Grace makes Wilder smile and you get to witness that because, you know, with yourself, okay, with yourself, when you, when I make Wilder smile, as beautiful as that is, I'm not kind of getting to witness that moment because I'm in it. Yeah. Actually I find it more amazing and more awesome in its literal sense to to watch Grace and Wilder have that collection. I think that's absolutely amazing. The thing that I would say, okay definitely here's a thing that I just infuriates me. Is it where on the fourth wake up of the night she could be bitter and loud. That kettle going at 3 a.m. again. Can't you just have a cold cup of tea?

I've told you put it in a thermos at 7 p.m. The um is the cup right straight away I knew that I knew this would happen. The the cup holder the coffee cup holder came off the program early early doors right yeah and I knew that was going to be a problem and now when we go for walks with Mildred and the baby we've both got a coffee there's a big coffee like rotationary thing where it's all can you hold that I've got to pick up the boot can you because we've got nowhere to put the right yes but I've got to tell you the coffee

holder which was the my it says so much right I was really excited about the coffee holder yeah I remember Saint Rose when we did our John Lewis shop I was like we're getting the coffee the coffee holder yeah yeah 100 percent but and I've got no qualms getting the coffee holder. Yeah, yeah, 100%. But, and I've got no qualms with the Bugaboo B5, I thought it was an excellent, excellent button, really. But the suspension on a pram is so poor compared to a car that unless your coffee is half full, it's fucking right off that coffee holder in the first place. The tea is going everywhere or the coffee depending on you. Well what I'd say is I think is because you're getting in from independent coffee shops the sort of eco-friendly cup is a joke. However

if you pop to McDonald's a bit of landfill cup it's going nowhere just saying Rob. That is going. That will live longer than me that will never disintegrate however I'm not spilling coffee on my baby here you go Rob I'll tell you this now the deli they don't even do coffee cups you have to have a cup for life so shut up fuck off you are not coming to my hackney show you are bad No, we don't give our coffee cup. Well, all right, then pour it in my mouth. Pour it in my mouth now. I don't care how it is.

I'm thirsty. I'll need a coffee, pour it in my mouth. Oh, that is disgusting. Oh, no. I could have lived there. I'll then, I'll be like falling down like Michael Douglas. Just give me a cup now. Thank you so much. Good luck on your tour and you'll smash it.

Brilliant, thanks, Sean. Cheers, Sean. Thank you so much. Sean Walsh. I love Sean. Yeah, I love Sean. I laughed so much. It was very funny.

We went, he got Matt Hancock's hard then. And it was a long time since the jungle, but he's a good, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, and I, he's, and I, and I, he's, and I, and I, he's, and I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. Yeah. And it was a long time since the jungle, but he's a good lad. So I went with it, but no, only he's, and I meant that, he's one of the best stand-up comedians. Live is unbelievable. Honestly, he's so good live. Unbeleavable. Yeah, he's incredible. So go and see Sean Walsh. Be to be alive. And not in a good way.

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