Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP7: "I wake up and it all just starts again..."

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

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There we go. We got our money's worth there, Rob. God, dear. It took ages, didn't it? Yeah, they did both ways. Me and my other half, love your podcast, and he decided to get our daughter to do the intro while she was in the bath. But he did it the wrong way round with Josh first got her to do it the right way round to, here's the full clip. Yeah, well, fucking editined the army in it. Prince Harry went to Sandhurst, didn't he?

Yeah, he turned out well. Didn't he fucking bore on about it in that book? Oh my God. I feel sorry for his other time. We're not here for the army, mate. We don't care. Give us a chapter on Camilla. Yeah, so rare I give up on a book, but man. Anyway, all the best bits have been taken out anyway. Anyway, should we talk about something that's current rather in a book that came out a year ago?

So I'm a bit edgy. What's that? Well, it's just, I find there's some holidays really difficult. And I get flashbacks of lockdown, like PTSD from lockdown. How do you? I'm so bored. I'm so bored. But by the time, I don't know if you might mention it last time, but by the time I've finished doing breakfast, I've started doing lunch for him again, then you have to think

about doing them dinner and they just eat all day. So the kitchen's always messy. They always want to do something and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to do something. And to do something. And to to tho. to to tho. tho tho thoom. tho thoes. And they tho tho tho tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tho. I. Ia. Ia. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa. I thooooooooooooooa. Ia. I tha. I their some lovely family time. Well, do you want to cheer you up with my morning? Go on, what's happened? You're gonna start a nine, won't we? Yeah, it's 936 now. Yeah, because I said, can we start 930, which admittedly is gonna be tight. I'd say, well, I'm quite chilled, but a request to start at 9, 37. Yeah, I'd say it's quite close. It's not close. It's th. It's not. It's not. It's not. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, it's not, it's to, it's, I. to, I's, I's, I's, I'd th. th. to. to start, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's. to start, I's. to start, I's. to start. to start. to start. to. to. to. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. realize that my daughter's art class started at 9 rather than 10. Right, okay, yeah, fair enough.

And when did you find that out? When, what time did I text you? Oh, sorry. Okay, so about 8 a.m. Yeah, at 8 a.m. What time was your message? Um, got back, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, the school was that, 20 minutes? Not at the school, so luckily it was a 12 minute drive. Okay, that's good.

But, um, we got back last night from, I'll tell you about Norfolk in a minute. But I'll talk you from the moment we got back. Okay. Yeah, I was pretty pleased with that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th that th 20 th 20 th 20 th 20 th 20 th 20 the 20 that 20 that 20 that 20 that 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20. 20. 20. 20. 20 20 20 20 20 20 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. 20. 20. 20. 20. 20. th. th. th. 20. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.to you from the moment we got back. So we drove back last night. Got back at half nine. OK. Yeah, I was pretty pleased with that. Well, my daughter had slept in the car. My son hadn't. Bear in mind, too. So he's just been watching Sarah and Duck on an iPad for two and a half hours.

Absolutely wired. Yeah. to put him to bed. Right, my wife? That's weird, isn't it? Rose, goes to put her to bed. You can give her name out. Yeah. She signed up to this. She's giving full consent.

She's signed the form. But I don't mean to say my name on the podcast anymore. All right then, do you want to still live in this house? I can't protect everyone for so long. My life is the show. Are you all right Rob? Yeah, I'm fine actually, I'm really good. Yeah, you don't see. What are you drinking? No offence to whatever company this is, but coffee out of a metal can, because it's only when they do at the garage.

You're in a really bad way, aren't you? I'm not, I don't know, I just... I think it's because... I... the weather's depressed me. It's not that. The weather's just, well that is a contribute in fact. I just, I just feel like there's always something to do. I never get it all done, and then I wake up and it starts again. And there's nothing even that bad going on. It just, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, I thi, I, I, thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the th. I on. It just feels like, I feel like a salmon upstream and my children of the bears swiping at me. Right, okay, yeah. And what's the stream? All the tasks for the house. The streams, Sunderland Sea and it's full of shit and there's

triathletes being sick next to me. I don't know if you saw that in the news, did you see there? Yeah, yeah. Wednesday's going out, it's probably about a week and a half ago. Yeah, yeah. People are still probably being, people are still vomiting. Yeah, from swimming in the city. Anyway, Gandraff, sorry. You got back from north from Norfolk. Yeah, I was going Would you say 40 meters? Walk?

Yeah, probably, yeah. And he got to lock it every time because there's a crime around there. You've got to make sure that's locked. Well, not because of the crime around there. Well, no, no, not where I am now, boy. No. You wouldn't see anyone for weeks. Just leave you, your car open. Yeah, sometimes I just, I just, I just, unlock it, take the break off, roll it down the hill.

No one there? No. If you roll a car down the hill in the woods and no one sees it, have you rolled a car the insurance? Exactly, not even insured mate. Of course. Don't need it. Don't talk to me about that. I've already covered that. I was like that for three months without realising. My car is insured just for the record before I get people on my case. Yeah, sorry Josh. I feel giddy. Got inside. Rose put my son to bed three times. Got inside. to their son to bed three times so far in this anecdote. Yeah, but we keep digressing into you having a break down.

So he's screaming his head off because he's OD'd on Sarah and Duck and he won't get, it's 10 p.m. This isn't his normal fare of when he goes to sleep. Yeah. Was he two? I'm two two two two two two two the night. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'll. I'll. I'll. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's............................................................'m ninety two. Two. And so I go drop some stuff up to my daughter as my, as Rose is putting her to sleep, walked downstairs. He is screaming like, like, old days, like, like, like when I did the 5 a.m. thing, right? Yeah. I walked downstairs. I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Someone spilled a load of water on my son's coat that I just left lying on the floor.

Yeah. And then I see the cat scrabbling at it and I'm like, oh God, the cat's pissed on the coat. Why's the cat pissed on the coat? I think she must have been unsettled by us going away and us coming back or something. It was very out of character. Yeah, is she the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the the that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that's that's that's tape. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's they look the same, Rob. Didn't stop to identify the perpetrator. Okay, so a cat's pissed on your son's coat. It's an anorac. Rose texts me from upstairs and said, you should go and see him. I'm like, I'm dealing with a fucking piss on his coat.

Because it's an anorac. It's like a puddle within the anorac. Oh, because it doesn't, it's not absorbing it. It's not absorbing it. It's just waterproof. And I've stepped in it as well because it's splashed everywhere. Yeah, of course. If you move, you're spreading it around there. Exactly, yeah. Yeah. So I go up and see him, put his air con on. I then have to go and get some to to the to to to to to the to to the to to the to to the to to the to the the the the to the the the the the their their their, you their, you, you, you, you're their, you're their, their, their, their, it's absorbing it's absorbing it's absorbing it's absorbing it's absorbing it's absorbing it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, they. It. It. It. It's, they. It's, they. It's, they. It's, they. It's they. It's the, the, their, their, their, they. It's just, it's just just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's they on, I think that will do the job. I then have to go and get some toilet roll. I just kind of, I was like, well I'll just have to absorb up the piss because I can't

move the coat. Yeah. So I end up absorbing up the piss, putting the toilet with the coat, then I'm like, what am I going to do with the coat? Oh, I don't know whether to write the coat off or wash the coat or, you know, it's now a cat-piss coat of the highest order. Of course, and also as well, is that if the coat's already a little bit too small because he's growing out on it, or have we just bought it? I didn't know. I didn't just just just just just just just th didn't just didn't the th didn't the th didn't th didn't the th. I didn't th. I didn't th. I didn't to th. I didn't th. I didn't th. I didn't th. I didn't th. I didn't tho tho tho tho that the the that that the tho the the tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the coat. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's now. It's the the the the the the th. It's th. It's to to to to to the toilet roll and thought we'll deal with that when Rose comes down. Okay lovely little gift is that the wrong thing to do? So yeah I would have just put the toilet roll in the bin. Yeah but I was like the toilet I was going to go in the bin. Anywha, yeah so yeah so you just put it in the bin. If it's going to go in the bin to be. It's going, to be, the bin, to go, to go, the bin, to go, to go, the bin, to, the bin, the bin, to, the bin, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the the the the the wrong, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is wrong. Is wrong. Is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is wrong, is wrong, is wrong, is wrong, is wrong, is wrong, is wrong, is wrong, is wrong, is wrong, is the the the the the wrong, is the wrong, is the wrong, is the wrong, is the wrong, is the wrong, just just the wrong, just the wrong, is the wrong, just just the wrong, just, is the wrong. Is the wrong. Is it's going to go the bin anyway, we might as well do that rather rubbing piss over the sink. Yeah, I know, I know there's a mistake. And then I would have chucked the adorac in the washing machine or I would have put it in the sink with like

hot water and some fairy liquid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I put hot water on it, don't worry. All right. Oh, we're boiled up. the piss. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I'. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I've. Oh, I've. Oh, I've. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, the. Oh, I. Oh, I. I. Oh, I. I. Oh, I. I. Oh, the. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I. Oh, I, you know, some water things as well, yeah, yeah. With the toilet paper, with the tissue paper? Yeah, it was just a holding situation. Yeah, no, because I had to, I had to clean the floor. That was the key. You've absorbed the piss and disabsorbed it into the broth. Into the broth? I know. I know. I was just like, let's, the, trying to claim. Yeah, no I'm not defending it. I'm just saying, I was just like let's just

fucking do this and deal with the floor first because the floor is the key situation. Is it a carpet off wood? Wood. But I trodden it everywhere as as well. So I had to then mop the floor. A big all this sorted. Get rid of the toilet roll. Yeah. Wash the coat. Yeah. Put the bid out, clean the floor, put the stuff away. Yeah. It's about half ten now. 11. Rosed should we go to bed? I'm like, fucking out. I've just, you know, like, talking like, talk about not stopping. Like. stopping like. You're just driven for two and a half hours and cleaned up some cat and be a straw I got a bed now. Immediately straight to bed okay fine. I think you're a serial clea if you can just switch off straight away. Yeah. Nervous

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Cold water and that cold water and oats. She's in cold water and oats. She's on cold water and oats. She's on cold water and oats. I did it hot. porridge. It's in the blood, she's goblin. Or do you do your porridge or how do you do it? I do it hot. Oh alright, I didn't know. I don't know how you have it. Oh God, this is... Oh God, what a life. So your daughter's on terrible prison porridge. I get sent out, she's got to have a pat lunch with two snacks for the art class. Oh fucking snacks. Also you got you don't have snack shops near you. What are we do? We've got a Londis. Where do you draw the London? Where do you keep that in? You keep that in. You'll

never tell me as a Londis when I come and see you like, oh yeah go don't you know Sarah Jane's cafe or whatever is and it's like one woman with 15 quid crossons. He didn't tell me it was a proper shop. Go to Londis, smack out some yogurt, some pombears. Oh, good lads. Good lads. She's not going to have fucking gales, her sandwich. Et the moment I get back, we realize that she needs to be there in there in there in the the the the their their to be their their to be their to be their their to be their to be their their their their their the back we realize that she needs to be there in about 20 minutes. We need to leave in about 20 minutes. Make the Pat Lunch, go and drop her. Come back. Five minutes to the 9th, the rescheduled podcast. Yeah. Get my pint of

water. I think I'll just go upstairs, have a relax. Yeah. My son's screaming because he doesn't want to have his nappy changed, I think I'll just go upstairs, have a relax. My son's screaming because he doesn't want to have his nappy changed, I think I should go and help with that. Go and help with that. It's two minutes to 9.30 come up here. Here I am. That has been the last. And you look like it up for it? I am actually. Do you know what that evening into morning, that evening into morning was my crypt tonight. That would have said, well you, what would have happened is you would have stressed and then, you wouldn't have slept all night like it, yeah.

And it hasn't destroyed you now. How would you say it has affected you now? It's given me 14 minutes of top value content for our listeners. Well, the truth of that will be in how much he puts out. Yeah, all all all all all all all all all all all, all, all, all, their th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. That's, thi. That's, thi. That's, thi. That's, thi. That's, thi. That's, thi. That's, thi. That's, to to say, to say, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to me, to me, to me. That's, to. That's, to. That's, to. That's, to. That's, to. That's, to. That's, th. That's, th. That's, thi. That's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. that the. that that that that that the. that that that the. that the. toe. toe. to me, to. to. Well the truth of that will be in how much he puts out. Yeah all right. We'll say it. They look at the clock at this minute two. And 45 seconds was a girl saying her names twice. How was Norfolk though? Are you we've not, we spoke for a little bit because of different commitments over some holidays going? Went to Norfolk for a couple of days? Yeah, nice. Yes, I'll stick to the negatives because that's what you're here for. Lots of positives.

Give us some positives. Give us some positives. Lovely spending time with my daughter and their son. they're just hung out the whole time. Really nice place. So I get their the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoooke. thooomorrow thi. thooooooooogedue. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thoes. thoes. thoes. Yeah. thoged. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thi. Yeah. thi. Yeah. Yeah to see your friends and your door. I get them the whole time, mate. I get them the whole time. Oh, so did you stay with friends up there? Yeah. Oh, nice. That's nice. That's nice. Yeah. So I'm not like. So, yeah, it was lovely to spend time with, well, how much the thi the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. their their thoomoomoomoomoom. I'm their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I their. I. I get. I get. th. I get. to. to. I get. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. I get. I get. I get. I get. I get their. I get. I get this way, the sleeping arrangements. So we get there the first night, we're going to have our room and then our children are going to have the other room. So is it, are you hired a cottage or is it someone's house?

Our friends have hired a cottage for a week and we're going for a couple of days just to see them. Yeah. First night, the room for my kid's to the kot is my son in the cot, my daughter in the single bed, my son's up late because we've got because of just life, he doesn't go to sleep, my daughter goes to bed. There is no fucking way he's going to sleep with my daughter in the room. He's standing up, he's you know playing to play just saying just talking to her, she's lying there trying to get to sleep, she can't get to sleep. Cut long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long the s s s s s s s s s s. the, the, the, their. to their. the their, to to to to to to to to. She's, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just. to. to. to. to. the, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just. the, just, just, just, just, just. the, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, the, their, their, the. their, their, th. to. to. to. to. the, the, the, the, the, the, theing to her, she's lying there, trying to get to sleep, she can't get to sleep. Cut a long story short, Rob. She goes in with my wife. I'm in the single bed, in with my son. Okay, I saw that coming. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in the single bed. Child's duvet.

Oh, so a bit of space in there for you. Oh, it's a lovely business. At least that weren't too small thoom too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too small tha tha't too small. As you know I like the dover over my head, Rob, so I had to decide whether overhead or over feet. That was my options I couldn't have both. So what did you go for? In the end I went overhead in fetal position curled up in this little ball. What must your son think when he sees you there? Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad? Your mom hates it when you leave six half-full glasses on your nightstand. It's a good thing mom lives on the other side of the country.

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and you hear a child make a sound and you're all computing if it's yours. Yeah, and then also when they go up to deal with it and ones down they get a bit aggy between themselves and the ones ones ones ones ones ones ones ones all the ones are the ones are they're all they're they're they're they're all they're all they're they're they're they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're theirgy between themselves and the ones all like being like the PR machine going, oh yeah, just a bit tired because obviously a busy day and you guys have come up and it's disrupted, you know, routine and all that and it's just like blah. So they had originally, they'd been, they were originally been using the room because they'd been there a couple of days, I then went to bed while their son was still still their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're their their their their their their their their their routine, you, you, you, you, you, you their their their their their their tape. too. too. tooooooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. t still kicking off. So you've had to slide in in complete darkness? In complete darkness. And I was... And what are you taking in it?

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I'm like Goldie Locks. But I went in and I was like, if anything, there's suns louder in this room than when I was on the landing. Yeah. And I was like, the acoustics are mad in this house. Is it because my head's nearer... And then I looked, I could see a green and red flushing dial in the darkness. And we'd got the baby monitor for their son's room, was plugged in to my son's room.

So there was a probably monitor in their bedroom in that room you're in where their kid will stand previously, but they've left that one in. So if they were slagging you off, you could it? I've told you about the story about someone slagging off their in-laws, slagging off their in-lores, their in their in inlaws were downstairs in the front room watching tele and then the monitor with our friends and the monitor had gone off so the both of them had gone to calm the baby down and then they were just calming the baby down and then moaning about like the pair of

the inlaws being a bit tight and not paying for stuff and they've not paid for any dinners it's a piss take they've come down up there not da da da da da da da da da da da da da but but but but but but but but but but but but it they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they was all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all they they they they they they they they they was they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they were they were just just just just just they were just just they were just just they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they've come down and up there, da da da da. But it was all just playing out live in the front row. Oh no, oh my god, oh no. Oh no. Oh, can you imagine that? Frusty weekend? That is mad. Anyway, so what happened to you? I had the receiver, the screaming baby was being piped into my bedroom.

But he must do, you can just unplug that surely. Yeah, but my son had been lying there asleep for two hours without the baby being piped in. Thank God he slept. But I was lying there for about five minutes thinking, why is this so loud in it? You're poor kid. Yeah. Lovely. There's a last trip.

He was fine. Yeah, the beach was painful. Why? It was so windy that the sand was like in your face. Because it wasn't great. So we're recording this sort of like a week before everyone will hear it because we're a bit behind because of little holidays and stuff. But this was when it was terrible weather, isn't it? It was awful, it was terrible.

Well, yeah, I don't know if it's going to be supposed to get better this week. The first day on the beach was intense. But we had a lovely time. I do want to make one complaint. Go on. The exchange rate rate on those paper tickets in an amusement arcade is fucking unbelievable mate. Oh, what, when you cash your Instrum buy a tour. We spent, so I took my daughter and my friend took his son.

We went, we got a ten hour out each, yeah? Spent an hour and a half, yeah, we got 500 tickets, 20 quid. Yeah. My daughter got a lollipop and a golden plastic egg that contained a key ring of the turd emoji. It's a absolutely swindle, right? It's a fucking... There was a unicorn that must have been worth a quid. It was a thousand tickets. I was trying to explain to her, we've been playing for so long. I was trying to explain to her that we've only got the money to buy a quarter of that unicorn.

Like for you. So this is a bit like what we did with the golden eggs. What Lou's very good at, find that unicorn online? Yeah, their their their tham, and tham, and tham, and th. And, and their, and th. And, and I, and I, and I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, and I'm, I'm, I was, and I'm, and I'm, I'm, I'm though, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I I was, and I I I I was, I I I I I I I. I I I I I I. I I I. I I I I I. I I. I. I I I. I I I was, I. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm try.cough.c-s.c-I'm trya.c-I'm trya.c-I'm trya, I'm try eggs. What Lou's very good at? Find that unicorn online. Yeah. Or an Amazon or whatever and find the price and it'll probably be like four quid and say, look. It won't even be four quid, mate. It was fucking shit that unicorn.

Yeah. Also, it does feel like they could get slightly better t arcade, my daughter had a great time, his son had a great time, and then you get to the end bit, and it's so disappointing because we got so many tickets. And then there was, they had, one of the options was a fucking, like a wireless speaker. How much long are you spending in the arcade? I can't afford a unicorn, we've spent 20 quid. Anyway, I took, there was, there, there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was their their th. There was thus thus thus thus thus thus, thoes, thi. There's theat, theating, thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I the arcade? I can't afford a unicorn. We've spent 20 quid. Anyway, I took, there was some youths that were much better at it than us. I suppose the better you do in the games the more you get is the argument. I took what I think might be the best photo

ever taken. Going back to having, if you find the toy, you can say to your daughter, this toys five pounds and it cost us 20 pounds. So if you don't get any more tickets and we just buy the toy, we've still got money left over to spend on other things. Yeah. And what photo did you take? This photo, which I'd say, it feels like the best photo I've ever taken. Just this is the seaside. So that is the teenager that won the jackpot tapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap- that is that is that that is that that that that that that is that that that that that is that is that that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha. the the the the-o. the the the-o. the the-up. that the-up. that that that that that that is the teenager that won the jackpot three times feeding in his tickets. And that is our, that's my daughter's head and her friend's son feeding in this tiny amount of tickets compared to.

He looks like the honey monsters trimmed his pubs. It was fucking mental how many tickets these guys had. That's too many. He looks like some sort fucking mental how much how many tickets these guys had honestly right he looks he sat there He looks like some sort of victorious He looks like he's smoking a cigarette with that Yeah because his lollipop makes him Honestly it was insane and he also slightly too old to have a lollip can we put him up there maybe we'll cover his face I love I love the arcade we had such a good time in the arcade well well well any other Norfolk stories that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho. the to. to. to. to. too too too too too too too too too the the. the the. the the the. Um, Wells, any other Norfolk stories? That was it. There was a lovely trip, thoroughly enjoyed it, um, but to conclude the paper tickets

in an amusement arcade and cat pissing on a coat. Um, right, do you want to know what I've been up to in the summer holidays and then have you got a break down you want to talk about? I know it's fine. I'll save th you an idea of how the summer holidays is going that I was in my daughter's room the other day with Lou waiting for them to come out the shower and I said what are we going to do with this room when they move out? She was like, she's not going to go, but I was just like, it's just sort of... So taught me through the dynamic in your house at the moment, Rob? Well, Lou's ankle is still bad, it's not 100% so she's not... She's pretty much doing it, but she can't properly go for, she loves going for a walk with the dogs,

and it's really good for her mental health to have an hour in the morning of just quiet and peace and stuff. So I would say and she'd agree that she's probably not sleeping as well because she's not moving as much because she can't. Yeah. And then also she not having a walk in the morning does make her slightly snappier than she would be normally. So an example of this would be the other morning, the dog's been getting up about six needing a wee. Normally the older dogs just sleep to about seven. Because it's an an an an an an an an an the the the the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. th. the dog. the dog is th. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the dog. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the th. the the the th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. they. the. the. the. the. th. the. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. the. the. the. the. the. the. wee. Normally the older dogs just sleep to about seven because this younger dog he needs a wee because he's got smaller bladder. I've been waking up about six which is pretty good actually for a new dog. We've lucked out but she's been doing it every day so I'll get up with the dogs tomorrow and then for some mad reason that both dogs slept till 730 and didn't need a wee. And I said I rolled over and I said I rolleded over th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm to th. I'm the to to to to th. I'm the th. I'm to th. I'm the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the th. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm waking up. I'm waking up. I'm the. I'm the. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm th went, oh, that's good, isn't it, Lou?

The kids and the dogs woke up till 7.30 today and she just went, how do they know? And I was like, whoa, okay, that's a take. I thought this was a good bit of news for the Beckettie. This is good. I'm trying to, Bobby Bolley Bette's Professor Bubbles has turnededededededededed is thors, thals has thors, thals has thals. So I thought this was like this is good I'm trying to well Bobby positive spin Bobby Beckers professor bubbles has turned up for a bit of positivity and I know and I was just like how do they know how do they know how do you know how do you're doing it they sleep in and I and then I was just like processed it for a bit and then I said so in which made it worse. Or I said, Lou, she went, yeah,

and you do know the world's not against you, don't you? Oh, oh, oh my word. Oh my God. And then she basically said, I can't remember people shut up, for a combination of the bow. I was pretty much just shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Do you know what?

With good cause? She called a dog a dickhead the other day, and the girls asked what dickhead meant. Oh no. Oh no. That was quite funny. So Lou's having a bad time, Rob. She's, I would say Lou's not having her best summer.

What's the prognosis on her ankle? She's, she's had an MRI scan on it and they're gonna let her know if it's gonna recover fine if she's gonna recover fine if she might need surgery or... Oh, fuck! But she can walk around on it, but she's, she's got this boot she's supposed to be wearing. She doesn't she's th she's th she's th she's th she's th she's th she's th she's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoes thoes. thoes. thoes. thii. thi's thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thi. thi. thi. She's thi. She's thi. She's thiol. She's thiol. She's thi. She's thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's thi. She's thi. She's thi. She's thi. She's thi. She's thi. thi. thia. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th boot she's supposed to be wearing, but I say, oh, this is, she's going to get annoyed now. But she's going to get annoyed now, but she doesn't always wear it. And then she'll, a dog will run into her foot or the girls all like tread on her foot. She's like, ah, I'm like, are you wearing your protective boot? And she's like, no, I'm like, oh, I'm like, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, well, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a dog, a dog, a, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a, a, a, a dog, a, a....... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, a. the. the. the, a dog, a dog, a. the, a dog, a. the, a. the, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, a dog, ideal. And then the other thing that happened,

oh yeah, we had a first sleepover, a girl coming over to sleepover. Oh yeah. Which is quite tricky, because was she the seven-year-old's friend? Yeah, yeah, so the fight is too young for five-year-old, but that was not, one thing. One thing was, I was like, God, I need to sleep with like pajamas on now because I normally sleep naked, but if there's a problem in the night, you know, like, yeah, and one of the pop it.

So I'm sweating with a top and shorts on. And also, I was well, I thought, because that episode, I don't know if you've seen the K-pop episode of Robin Rommish that went out recently. spa near enough completely naked. I was like, what must you think if going, oh my daughter's going for a first ever sleepover to that bloke's house? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not a good look, is it? No, but, but I'd say, and I mean this, well, you're one of the least kind of threatening

people I know, do you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm not one them sort of moody dads because that used to scare me to sleepovers would like... Exactly. Because where I grew up, like in South East Sunda, I found sleepovers well scary because I knew all the mums, because it was just all the moms at the school gates, but then about six o'clock this massive, scary bloc to someone's house for a sleepover and I saw their dad's shoes at the front door. I was like, what fucking big foot yet he bastard lives here? What's got feet? I just remember seeing the shoes and I was scared at the door. I just remember what my sleepovers were like. Because they're in Devon, farmers houses. Yeah loads of space I imagine. I was their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their shoes their shoes their shoes their their their their their their their their their their their. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw their their shoes. I saw their shoes their shoes their shoes their shoes their shoes their shoes their shoes their shoes their shoes their shoes. I was their shoes. I was their shoes their shoes. I was their shoes. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was their shoes. I was their shoes. I was their shoes. I was their shoes their shoes. I because they're in Devon, farmers' houses.

Yeah, loads of space I imagine as well, was there? God, I once went to a farmer's house, Rob. Oh yeah. Have I told you this? I went around to his house. Like I had my normal friends, but for some reason he'd invited me around to his house. Yeah. And then, um, he took me ferret, their, their, their, their, their, their, to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe, toe, their, their, their, their their their, to their, to their, to toe, to to to to to to to to toe, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I to to to to to to toe, I toe, I toe. I retting. Trying to catch. He took a ferret. Me and him went with a ferret to try and catch animal with the head.

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He was like the Twit, it was like a Roll Dolbock. It was mad. Anyway, yeah, so the sleepover did it? So sleepover went really well, they both really enjoyed it. They stayed up to about 10 o'clock giggling and stuff. weren't too bad. The problem is, because my two kids are like thick as thieves, played together all the time. They are clashing a little bit over the summer holidays. We had our first ever you prefer her to me chat. You know that? Oh no. And this is what it came off the back, right? The youngest, but the eldest were try trying trying trying trying try try the oldest, try, try, try, the oldest, the oldest, the, tod. the oldest, today, the oldest, th. th. the oldest, thi, the oldest, the oldest, their, thi, thi, thi, they're, their, their, thi, their, their, they're clasks, they're clashed, they're clashed, they're clashed, they're cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl. They, they're, they're, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're cl. Oh, they're cl. Oh, they're clasks, they're clasks, clas-a, clas-a, they're clas-a, clas-a, their, clas-a, clas-a, clas-a, they're clas-a, clas- it was in the pile in the youngest room, okay? I've got separate rooms. She went, oh where's the teddy? I went, oh it's in her room.

So she went in to get it and then the youngest then barricaded her door and said, what's the password? to get out? Right. And my eldest, I don't know. them. Yeah. Because if it's password to get that is kidnap. That is, that's kidnap. You're holding someone hostage there. And then my, and then the eldest was going, no, I just want to get out. And then as the eldest was squeaided in past, the younger one that sort of barged into slightly, then the eldest tripped over a toy and then cried, right? It could not have been more the youngest for. And were you there to witness this? I saw all of it. And I went, she cried and I

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disasters. Who cares about tip? What podcast do you think we're on? Also the good thing about disasters is whatever they tell you they did just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. they they they the they they they they the they their. their. their their their their their their their their their their to their to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. I. I the te. I te. I te. I te. I te. I te. te. I to to to to to to to to to te. I to the disasters is whatever they tell you they did, just don't do that. Yeah, exactly. To new friends. I don't find them that pleasant to be around. I guarantee you won't want to leave. Speak no evil is filled with teeth clenching, seek cloing, suspense. Something's not right with him. I've always wanted to family like yours. James McAvill will scare you speechless. Oh! You're going to kill us.

We're just sad to see you go. Speak no evil. Only in theaters now. This is another little, I'll tell you this little one, and then I've got another couple of bits we can do it on Friday. So they were arguing over this one lolly that they wanted. So my daughter, my other one of my daughters went to a birthday party, the eldest one and she got a lolly in the party,

and the youngest, and the youngest, and the youngest, and the youngest, the youngest, and the youngest, and the youngest, and the youngest, you can have some if you want, you can have it. And we went, oh that, do you know what, that is so nice of you to do that. And what did you say? And you went, oh thank you, and they're so sweet, so kind your sister, well done. And then as she passed the youngest one, the lolly, she went, only one lick. She went, allowed one lick of it and then give it back. I was like, this is disgusting. Little rotters.

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partners in the friendship. The way they play people think they're twins a lot of the time because the youngest is a bit taller, not taller than the oldest but quite tall for her age, they look like they could be twins. You know, one, when there's one bigger than the other kind of thing, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they the, the, the, the, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, the, the, people, the, the, the, people, people, the, the, people, the, people, the, the, people, the, the, the, people, the, th, th, people, people, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, people, th. Yeah, people, th. Yeah, people, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, people, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, people, they're they're they're they're they're the, people, people, people, people, people, people, they're they're they're they're. So how tired are you, Rob? What's that man? How tired are you? Well, if I try and play a podcast, I can hear it through the speakers in my dog's stomach. That's how tired I am.

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