Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S7 EP9: "Before you know it my d*ck is a game!..."

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

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knees will, when I get old, because I think everyone knows through family what's going to go. Yeah. My family and knees and knees replacement, she's having that soon, good luck big sues, and eyes. My mom's eyes are fucked. They've been detached about 15 times. What do you mean? Detached retina? Yeah, and just bad eyesight. I've got bad eyesight, the sort of progressive... So I, my future is new knees and reattaching retina- I think lungs. I think lungs is it. I think lungs is you. Whenever I do the peak flow thing at the doctor, which you won't have to do that. What's peak flow? What's it? What's peak flow? What's it... No, Farrell? Where are you in your peak flow? Just sort of when I'm running loads, just run it's just keep running, just keep

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So here's the email. I've got massive mosquito bite of my leg, which is really interesting. Hi Rob and Josh and Michael. the huge fans of the show and loved watching you live in Manchester back in May. Oh, lovely what I I I I I I I I I what I I what I I I I what I I I what I I I what I I I the the the the the their what I their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. th. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they they're they're they're loved about it was? Because everything's all like recorded and it was nice. It was like a special live event. Yeah. You can't watch it back on YouTube.

No, you can't. You can't. There is a video somewhere of the Manchester one, isn't that? Yeah, we keep getting a lot of grief for not filming this. But I just think it doesn't really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really th me the thi thi thi thi to us think I need to see their face? Well we had to do this because the only way we could get Richard Osmond on the show who's a guest soon was to be in person. Yeah. But I can show you my massive mosquito bite. Look at that. Oh my god what happened there? I've got a bit of a mosquito. In the UK? Yeah. Oh here is our 22-month-old son Billy attempting to say your names. I. I. I. I. I. I. to-in-in-in-in-o-in-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-o-o-o-s. to-o'-o'-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-s. to-s, I can't to-s, to-s, to-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n't to-n't to-n't to-n't to-n't to-n't to-n't to-n't-n't to-n't to-n't to-n't-n't to-n't-n't th-n't-n't-n't-n't-n't-n't-s, I tho'-s, I tho'-s. We's-s. Yeah, tho'-month-old son Billy attempting to say your names. I always listen to your podcast on our walks where he and all other passes by stare at

me strangely while I'm howling the laughter all your stories. Thanks for laughs. On the toughest day these normally start at 5 a.m. Stay sexy and relatable. Brian and Billy from Shrewsbury. You don't Shrewsby? What's it called the Seven The Theatres. Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. Oh. th. the the the. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the the the the their, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. for a kid. You don't Shrewsbury, what's it called? The Seven Theatres? Oh, yep, I did that. Last time I did that was, I did a work in progress gig with Jake Lambert, very funny, comedian, and Mike Wilmot. Mike Wilmot. Who's hilarious. Once when I was doing a gig, I was writing down bullet points. He went, what do you mean? Because he's like, such a professional old school.

It's all in his head. He went, do you want to see my jokes? And he got a bit of paper out and wrote cock, and capital letters. But that's my set. So, how have you been? Yeah, how have you been? Quite sort of manic. time recording three weeks? We're halfway halfway. Halfway stage? No, over half a, couple of weeks to go. Okay. What is it, middle of August? We're recording this now. Yeah, maybe three weeks. Have you got anything planned? Well, I just find

that me and Lou, that me and they're screaming over room and go, like, Lou, what's your week? Because my guy, I haven't got a normal dark, but each week I'm doing something weird and different. It's not like I go to the same office every day. So it's constant sort of cobra meetings. And the kids moaning about being bored, but they're not bored. They've got loads to do. Talk me tho' to their, throw them out, send them outside, give them something to go away from us for a bit. What should we look in like? And then like, right, I've got that on Monday, what are you doing?

And little go, I need you to walk the dog that day and have the kids because I've got to go to my appointment for my ankle. And then we work back from there. And she'll be like, can your mom and dad have the kids? No, because she needs a knee replacement and she's in Spain for five weeks. So she's away. So, the answer is to that is yes. And the answer to do that? Sometimes.

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But he will be mental tonight. helping is the great British summer where it basically absolutely pisses down. Yeah, of course. And Whippets will not go outside when it rains so just refuse. Long is a dog walk. So I drive about five minutes to this country park because if you don't, Josh there are people that just walk their dog on the country lanes. Yeah yeah yeah I'm from the country. It's horrible I can't do it I refuse to do it. What's the rule? Just don't don't the the the the their. their. their. Don't their. Don't their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I'll. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm their their their their their their thoes. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm their. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. I'm t. I'm toge. I'm toge. I'm toge. I'm toge. I'm the the the the the the the th. I'm their. I'm their. It's horrible. I can't do it. I refuse to do it. What's the rule? Just don't die. Off the go, all the best, don't die. It's deadly. So you get him in the car. So get him in the car. Do they do it with a lead? No, they don't do they? Oh no, some some people will lead walk. Yeah, does dog know not to just... Itto the country park place for a walk and it's basically about a 45 minute walk. God, that's a big bit out of your day, isn't it? Yeah, so it is, but I was a bit anxious about it because I don't really like me talk to other people.

But now the dogs too, super well trained. I literally walk like I do whatever I want and he just follows me. Nice. And he's not bothered about other people. little trick don't give him breakfast before you go. He's on you. He's on you for that cheese like a cheese. I pop him a little bit of cheese. Like a baby bell? Not like a full baby bell, but like little cubes of cheese. Cubes of cheese? Yeah, they love it.

Is that really? Is he a mouse? But that's what he wants. That's like if I was walking you, yeah. I'd give out little snippets of blur songs. Oh right, I thought it was gonna be porous. Here it comes, little gobbler. Yeah. A little spoonfuls of porridge. George. Do you know what I fancy some porridge? They'll stop gobbling the poker. But I've been walking dog early so I've been taken about seven. Massive headphones. Morning in someone's face and I walk past them. Sometimes a double-take, are you that morning? Are you that morning? That Robert, where's Robert? Morning? Straight off, fuck off. No talking.

I've got a busy day already. I don't need small talk in the middle of this walk. Get going. What's he called? Who cares? He's my dog. You're not going to ring him, you're not saving his number. But it's amazing how quickly you become judgmental because I'm getting up. It's amazing how quickly you've become judgment. That's turned. No, because I'm getting up earlier to do this. I've only been doing it for last week or so. So it's not been every day in the summer holidays, but I, th. But, th. So, th. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, th. So, to. So, to, I. So, I. So, I. to, I. to, I. to, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the, I's. to. to. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I's the, I's. the, I's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. the th. tod. today, today, to. to. to. to. to. to. today, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the to. day in the summer holidays but I'm enjoying it now I've got really into because I'm like right I've basically done 7,000 steps by 8 a.m. every day yeah so I'm actually feeling a benefit I'm feeling fitter and healthier and it's good and like it really clears your head and this is what Lou's been missing because that's really nice now why Lou loves it so much yeah so when Lou's back on her feet maybe to do it together it be a the their their their their their th th to be a th th th th th th th to be a th th th to be a to be a th th to be a thin to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th is th is th is th is th is the the maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe the maybe the maybe to to. I to. I to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm to. I'm today today today today t! But then I've been going back to the car park at like 8.30 a.m. quarter past eight and see people arriving I'm like

look at these fucking losers. Oh sorry a little lying did you? But it's getting to a dog walk half eight it's quite impressive still. Why are you not taking both? So the youngest one doesn't need much exercise because he's so much smaller and he's a puppy and he's getting loads in the garden chasing the big dog. Right. So we're gonna start walking this week but he needs to go on a lead to learn how to go on a lead and his recall isn't as good as the older dog. He loves food. He's actually eating out the other one's out the other one's bowl. I don't know if that's allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed allowed. that's allowed. that's allowed. that's allowed. that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. to. to. to. to. their. their. their. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. the the the the the the th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the this is stressing out, George. They play fight, but their playfighting is the bigger one will hold the younger one down by the throat and choke him out into these squirrels. Oh my God.

Oh my God. I'm like, is that okay? I'm like, they're just dogs. I'm like, oh, but then the younger one runs away and hides. But then the the they, they, the, the, the, the, but the, but the, but the, but, but, the, the, the, but, the, the, the, the, the, but, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, the, the, tho, the, the, the, the, and, the, and, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, the dog walks. So this weekend, Lou took my youngest to party, kids' party. The kids' party situation's just, I can't do these. Well I'd had a busy today day before and I was like what is it and it was like it's at a park and she told me it was a four-hour one 11 till 3 and I went look I can't do that.

I haven't got the stamina bar for four hours chatting to parents in a park like and they're all nice people but luckily it was only two hours, 11 till 1, and then she did it anyway. Yeah. And then I had to walk the dog on Sunday morning and then my seven-year-old, I was like, right, we've got to go for a dog walk. She said, I don't want to want to. You're coming. She went, I want to watch my tell. He went, the beauty of this is, if you, if if if if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if, if the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the thi, their, thi, I their, the their, I their, and I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.. And, and I, and I, and I, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and I was, and toda, and today, and today, and today, and today, and th today, and th the.. the rest of the day. If you want to watch telly all day, what do you want to do? She went, can I have a

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It's great because they get on but also you don't actually talk to your kid. Yeah, because they're just chatting and we're near them. So it's actually we had a really good time. So that was actually, bottom line is that I'm into the dog would run off and talk to other talk. More social than you. I told about this, you know I do the voiceover for Slavs go dating. Yeah, which is back on by the way and I don't get paid any extra for saying this. I'll get paid same. The best series we've ever done. Vanessa Feltz is on it and oh boy. Oh boy. She was good on big. She was good one. Oh yeah. So it's the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I I I I th. I th. I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't tho. I don't thooooooooo. I don't thooo thooooo th. I don't thoo tho th. I don't th. I don. Oh wow. But yeah, so it's really good one. They've got Love Island people on it as well. And Kate Moss's sister, Lottie Moss. Who's that? Lottie Moss? Yeah, anyway, so it's a really good series. So I've been doing that. But going back to the dogs talking to each other once, we were, it's a few series ago. We were doing a scene where it was quite boring scene, but they they they they they they needed they they they needed they needed they they they needed they needed they they needed they needed they they they they needed they they they they needed they they they needed they they they they they needed they they needed they they needed they needed they they they needed th. th. they needed they needed they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th th th th th the the the the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an the an this person's dog. I think it was someone from Diversity's dog. The date wasn't going well, so they said,

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around. Do you know what's nice? Pizza Express. Nice round edge tables. Here he is, fucking basic Bob. I love it. Basically love it. Those little trendy places, you can't get a buggy in. Have you got a high chair? No. I've got a pub in the 70s, Rob. You're gonna love this. Go on. It's a bakery during the week, but on Thursdays they do pizza outside.

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Yeah, fucking idiot. Because Rose's dad is a set designer. Yeah. Rose's mom's an artist. My dad's very practical. She's so practical. It's unbelievable. But it's wedded to not understanding the world like a five-year-old doesn't. She thinks she can make a helicopter out of a cardboard box. And I'm like, do I tell her that you can't make a helicopter out or do I just go? This is fine. Just stay a girl with it. That's what I did. Yeah. I'm like, hopefully this will have peated out by Christmas so she won't ask Father Christmas for a helicopter engine. Well, maybe you could get a little set where you can build it. Yeah, I've tried, because you wanted also, do you watch Gabby's Dolls House on Netflix?

She was like, I want to slide like Gabby's Dolls house. Once again, she's going to build out of a cardboard box. It's good though, it's creative. She's incredibly creative, but her dreams are too big and her carvol boxes aren't good enough to achieve the dreams. Yes, I agree on that, but she'll learn. Oh, she'll learn. If she was 18, I'd say take her somewhere. But she is fine.

I'm very excited about the prospect of her redesign. Try to get her a drone. Get her a drone. You can touch. Anyway, get downstairs. She's like, I need to finish my helicopter before we go to bed. Oh, of course. Yeah. It's like, yeah.

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Oh, that's all that's nice. Oh, that's nice. It's nice. Do you're all. . . . That's the problem, isn't it? That's the problem. That's the problem. We don't really do that, though. My oldest doesn't give a shit, sleeps through, doesn't come in at all, whenever wants to.

The youngest would if she could. You've got boundaries, haven't you? I'd just say, no, go back to bed. Occasionally, I let's sleep in. thea. If Lou's away and I'm just there and she comes in and I'm too tired of go sleep there and she sleeps in loose face but yeah anyway I got downstairs watch my Everton documentary yeah ten past nine not bad not bad why I had had a to have a wha-hacker that's not very East London for you though is it? It's a chain. What do chaining? I love a chain.

I love Pizza Express, I love Waxaca, I love Chipotle. Do you know what you'd love? You'd love to you'd love to yourself. Is it going to be Mordaunnels? Suburbs. I don't know. I thinne. even crop into my mind until you bring it up. No, it's only because you complain it, I just think you get into the suburbs on Saturday. Oh did you? Yeah, Friday morning, last leg, get up, art class again, have to take them both through art

class, on my own, have to then take him out of the car to get her into art class, get back in. Stuff like that is tough isn't it? Well especially if you've got to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do the the the to do th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thoomomorrow the the thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'. last last last last the. the 10 p.m. that night and then you've got to go into the studio and prepare for it. Yeah, get home, leave him with shell. There's Nanny. Nanny. So she's staying the night? Rose is getting back Friday night. Oh right so so he's gonna relieve the nanny because you're out until like midnight. Yeah. Hand him off to shell. Go to my yoga to relax. Yeah. Fell as the to. the the the the the the the the the the their. th. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. the the tho. the tho. their lag, bash out the final last leg of the series. Full disclosure, with the last one of a series. Yeah. How early is it if you're on camera? Yeah. When's it too rude to leave the rap party? I would leave immediately after the show. Yeah. You just have to. Thanks, guys. My biggest bug bear in TV, right? Is our fucking self-congratulator here all is.

Oh, it's a rap, end of the... Fuck off! It's just a bit of work. Like, if I worked at a jet washing company, at the end of finishing a big drive after two weeks, I wouldn't have a big fucking piss up and go, oh guys, another big drive done, what? Fuck off, new job. the job. I hate rap parties. Yeah. I'm, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, th. that, that, that, that, their, their, their, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the the the the that, the the. I used to like them when I started but the last leg you could tell people have lost the will to wrap up. Well one year that has been going for 12 years now you must be over that. I remember a series we had an ice louge like a vodka louge a vodka and then about two years ago yeah we walked in and they had kebabs right these kebabs yeah were in polystyrene boxes the green room fucking stunk right and they weren't labeled vegetarian or non-vegetarian right so every kebabab had been opened and people had fingered

them now I tell you what that's my kind of rap party. I walked into the green room, yeah? Yeah, there were five bottles of Peroni on the side. People still trying to make out like it's the end of the series. I'm fine with it. It's over. Yeah, show finished it 11. I'm in the cab. 11. Yeah, out of the tinec. Put my cab.

I was waiting for my cap. Yeah, I'm not a social person. Well, no, you are, but I just sort of feel like, it'd be different if it was earlier in the day, but it's 11 o'clock, you've done the last second million time, but the rap parties in TV do get a bit much I find. Yeah, so then did that, got home. The TV people are quite party people, I think TV's a bit like comedy. Everything that makes it really exciting in your 20s makes it bleak in your 30s and 40s.

Yeah, because it's long hours, antisocial. Antisocial, booze in, all the things that initially you're like, I can't believe I'm doing this for a job. I'm making TV and I'm on the piercite child to kiddie kicks in the morning. Yeah, I've got to walk the dog at 6 foot 5 a.m. Miller Light. The light beer brewed for people who love the taste of beer, and the perfect pairing for your game time. When Miller Light set out to brew a light beer, they had to choose great taste or 90 calories per can. They chose both because they knew the best part of beer

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Let's go. You don't want me cramp in your style. You don't have to make conversation with yourself. Or is it a good show? Who cares? You got paid, I got paid. Forget it. Yeah. Also, you did get drunk at a rap party and read a section of your book out loud, didn't you? No, only to one person.

This was the old me. I think that's when you knew you had to stop drinking. Well, I carried on for another year and a half. the old book hey Drake we don't do a rap party for the end of each series are this do we don't even know when the series starts our ends Michael just tells us we're out of series when I have to send the file I just say what series is it and he goes seven yeah is five for the series one's just gone on and on on and on oh god is there is there anyone at home is there thought of series 5 was a bit of a duff one, but series 6 they got it back? Oh, that's the other thing I would say, my daughter dressed up, talk about being creative. She came downstairs and scared the shit out of me. She was wearing a black dress from Halloween, a pair of black tights over her face, like a bank robber. of the legs, she didn't slipknock or something. Yeah, yeah, exactly that. And the bottom of the legs are all hanging loose and all you could see was just a face

covered in mesh, black mesh and a black dress. She was swinging the legs round and she'd with hair scrunched, she'd tied a sock on it each end, tied it up she was like, I'm a ninja. I'm trying to get a bitch on it, but I'm not myself, because it was only being there in the house. Oh my gosh. She came down at that? Should we do small business shout?

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