Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S8 EP11: Any Questions Answered

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

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Hello, I'm Rob Beckett. And I'm Josh Winnockham. Welcome to Parenting Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky. So, to make ourselves and hopefully you feel better about the trials and tribulations of modern-day parenting, each week we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping. Or hopefully how they're they're tha be hearing from you the listener with your tips, advice and of course, tales of parenting woe. Because let's be honest, there are plenty of times when none of us know what we're doing.

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Bicket. What do you say Josh? Joss? Whiddickam? Go grey. Well done, Holly. Roop. Can you say Rob? What, it goes on, doesn't it? Any chance you can turn the fucking telly off? Say, Josh.

Oh my word. You're not going to relieve this. Can you say Josh? There's more. That's it. That's more. That's it. That was it. I'd say, look, it sounded cute.

You got pleased her. Like, we don't ask the much. At least mute the tell in the background. Do you mean? Yeah, you've got to say, I'll be honest with you. That sounds like you've lost control of the The Widdicum's always hard, it never really works. How old was the kid? Hello, Josh and Rob. Love, love this podcast.

It's genuinely amazing. It helps me get through daily. Yeah, not enough to turn the tele, though, you don't love it that much, do you? If you really loved it, youyear-old twins. Fucking out, fair play. Or maybe it weren't a telly, maybe it was just another child. Oliver and Irene, reading your name- That's why they did it twice. Yeah, for the intro, my daughter nicknamed Rue

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You know what the word is. Augmented realities where it's not virtual reality when you're in a total virtual world. It's where you can manipulate your surroundings with the screen and glasses you've got on. So you'd be doing this, but you'd just be doing it with like... So what I could do is... Billy Connolly or a better comedian. No, but for example, if you're doing it in quite an efficient nerdy way, I could have you, I wouldn't need the screen here. Yeah. I could have a screen of you in, like in front me on the wall or whatever's there and then

to my left I could go like that and I could have all the correspondence, I could have all the file, I could see how long the file's been recording for there and it's sort of like you got a desktop screen in your vision. Yeah and I could Google while I'm chatting to you. Oh, I'll be doing that in my hands just pop you know, you know, like a like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like minority report. So we are doing today, corresponders, but also we decided, because we thought this would be fun to do any questions answered. Yeah. Thank you for all your questions because they're great. They're on our Instagram account, go on Instagram and we'll do this another time. So follow us on there. Josh, this is from Louise and it made me very excited. Because as you know, we are promoting Rob Beckett's smart TV and we're splitting up the promo, Rob.

Yeah, so this is a panel show we did with Allison Hammond. I'm the host and then you two of a team captains. That's great. Quiz about telly and it's sort of funny, but also it's actually gets quite competitive as a quiz, but we've got to do a lot of promo for it and it and it and it out. So some of it we're doing together, some it's me and Allison, some's me and you. So we're all over the gaff. We're going to be... You're doing Jonathan Ross, I'm doing Graham Norton. Yes, because I don't think I could do, I can't. It's like, it's like Nolan Liam Looze N. the, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, so. So, some, some, some, some, some, some, some. So, some, some. So, so. So, so. So, so. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, so, so, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. It's stiff and loose neck, they've split us, they've split us stiff neck and loose neck. So you'll have been on it by the time this goes out. Yeah, so this is how I found out the rest of the lineup. Yeah, Josh from Louise, are you excited to be on Graham Norton with Gabrielle? Huh? Are you having a Gabriel? I must be? You've got her ask her about scrufix.

And say Rob, yeah, I was in there and you got mentioned. Yeah. So there you go. You want me, Gabriel? Who else? I don't? Yeah, Michael Sheen and Michael Sheen and the greatest sort of character actor on it.

But the problem is you character actor of all time and yeah, he'll be doing something in West Endy that's incredible. Yeah, and then they're gonna talk to you about your new panel show and then you've got go Gabriel, do you like screw fix? And then you on Graham, normally. It's happened three times. Now what they say, there's no smoke without fire. Right, have you got any other questions from our loyal listeners?

Okay. How did you decide your kids' name? This is asking for a friend from a non. How did you decide your kids' names with your partner and wife? Were there any conflicts you had to resolve in terms of preference, we won't say the names obviously, in terms of preference of name or that you didn't really like and how did you do it? Okay. So Rose dreamt my daughter's name. What do you mean? She said I had a dream about a name and I think we should choose it. Yeah, but that we knew we were going to do that but then my kid would have been called my teeth are falling out and there's a shipwreck. You didn't think it was fair on her trying to smell that our schools.

Rob that kind of humor is why you're booked on the panel shows mate. That's kind of quick stuff. MacKellan's Yeah, sure it's fine and not birth shattering. You try and think it's something better that quick. Yeah, it's making the fucking edit. Yeah, that's straight in the fucking edit. Have that. Clip that up. Get that on the fucking Instagram. Where's my money? See you next week. Thank you, yeah, I'll try and swear less next time. Fuck off.

Don't like it, don't book me. Watch smart evening. You're not booking me, fair enough. Okay, you're not booking me, sure. What, I did five cock jokes around Q-I and I've never been asked back. Oh, well, why don't you look at yourself? Why don't you look at your own cock in the mirror and come back to call my daughter Alice, no offence I don't call Alice, but I burst into laughter and shouted, Alice, who the fuck is Alice?

Oh, here we got it. That really annoyed Lou. Yeah. And then I really liked our second daughter's name, but I really sort of just, we agreed in, but the second dauze, but their today's, anyone sort of goes oh I just looked in their eyes and he looked like a Graham Oh, yeah, yeah, what was that? That is not what is nonsense? Well, he's an absolute nonsense. Yeah, if you do do that good luck to you but I think it's a crock of shit next question If that makes you feel better crack on but I thinnecens and I will the their their their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin' thin' thin' th. thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thi's just just just just just just thi's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. I's a thin' their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. th. th. I'm. th. I'm. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think. I think. I, but I think it's absolute nonsense. And I will sit on the fence on that.

If you could reinstate one thing Michael has edited out, what would it be? I couldn't, I don't listen so I couldn't tell you. No, but I know something that I presume has been edited out, Michael would need to confirm this. I'm not going to say a celebrity, but we're interviewing a celebrity and they said that they would go for walks out of their house leaving the baby in the house. They walked the dog around the block with the baby sleeping in the house. Yeah well the dog around the baby in the house and they were telling this to imply they're a really good parent because they didn't go very far when they walked the dog.

And we sort of looked in shock. Yeah, I thought I'm not chasing that down because there's no fucking way that's making the edit. And their child is grown up now so we didn't feel like we need to inform any... Exactly. Exactly. A relevant. Authorities, yeah. But yeah, I don't, um, this is back so I wouldn't know, but also I think the reason why that I implicitly trust Michael, because also Michael, because I still got a career. Well, no, because I've still got a career. Also, Michael worked on a lot of the panel shows, so knows exactly what to do and how to do it. So yeah, no, I don't think so. Do you want to do another question and then we'll do some correspondence and dip in and out? Yeah. Oh, have you got a new kettle? Keep with people asking. Have you got a new kettle yet? Yeah, we have got a new kettle. Okay, cool. Panic over. If baby slept through the night from day one with no issues, would you have another stroke? How many would you consider having? So now I still wouldn't have to do a bit more research and remember. the to. the to. to. to the to to the their, to, their, their, to, to, their, their, to, to, their, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to have a new to have a new to have a new to have a new to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their tool, their tolk, tipe, tell, thoo, too, tell, tell, too, too, too, tell, too, too, too, a child that arrived at the age of two, yeah, 80 months or two, I could, around that, I don't know, I'd have to do a bit more

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And it's just that's how the world keeps. It's cyclical. What was that thing? Who do you think you are? for 500 years ago, had 15 kids. That's too many kids. It's impractical. I don't feel I've got 15 mates. I know you happen. Right, Josh, on a recent episode, you ask for tips about getting kids dressed in the morning. Yeah.

Here we go. Tip for kids, wasting time getting dressed in the morning. Get her to choose the next day's outfit just before bedtime. Yeah. Works to treat as no faff as there's no decisions the next day and they're weirdly more amenable before bedtime. And this is from Amy but lots of people suggested this so the night before. Yeah we've tried that yes that's good. That does work. Yes that does work. So what we've done that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus work work work work work work work work work work thus work thus work thus work thus thus work thus thus that that that that that that that that that does work that does work that that that that that that that that that that does work that does work that does work that does work that does work that does work that does work that does work that does work that does work that does work that does work that does work that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th thus thus thus thus thus tho that tho that tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho tho. tho. So what tho. So what tho. So what tho. So what tho. So what tho. So what tho. So what tho now is because they're all the same this is the difficult thing it's not about her going so it's like there's four pairs of black leggings and some days they feel wrong some days I didn't know your door

was Steve Jobs exactly the same outfit I bet Steve Jobs didn't kick off about the the tightness of his black leggings well he used to have a a black roll neck, blue jeans and big trainers because Bazy Einstein only had one outfit. And Zuckerberg does the same, doesn't he? Yeah. But do you know what? Steve and Mark and Albert? Have you heard about being a fucking laugh? Yeah. Just enjoy them, Josh. Just enjoy yourself. Let's do this. Oh, hello, Josh. Oh, my name's Mark Zuckerberg. Hi, Mark.

Do you know what, Mark? Yes. Fucking loosen up. Oh. Enjoy it. You've got some money. Buy some nice clothes. You know, your tiny little tea shirt that you're always fucking

wear it. That's quite aggressive, Josh. Yeah, and you are hosting the annual Facebook Awards. I hate Facebook. Yeah, but you're here. I might host the annual Facebook Awards. Well, Nick Klagg, you come over here now, I've got some fucking words for you as well. Does he look here? He does work here, yeah. What's he doing for me? What's he doing for me?

He's a head of something at Facebook. didn't get enough votes to get in, isn't he? Zuckerberg's changed, doesn't he? You're fired, mate. Get it out. Right, okay, so yeah, so the night before, quite a good, also you're saying about your son of X-Mah having a bath, but you don't need to bath him every night, you can give them a bit of a break and stuff. Oh yeah, no, no, we don't. people going that is sometimes easier. But there was a lot of Xma Xma Xma chat on the on the emails Josh if you need any of us. Yeah yeah. Right is a boomer a parent in an animal do some more. Oh I inject it into my veins. Here we go. Hi Rob Josh and Michael as I entered my primary school years like many kids I was

eager to have school friends over for birthday parties. I would ask my dad if this was possible and he would always have the same response. He said I could have a bloodied nose party like my sisters used to have. He proceeded to tell me that once the children arrived he would line them up and one by one punched them all in the nose, collected all the blood in a bucket, then it would give us all the paintbrushes, the walls of the fresh blood. What? Now, my dad is a well is a th is a th is a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thuui, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, the the thu, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th.......... Oh, t. Oh, t. Oh, t. Oh, t. Oh, t. Oh, tta. Oh, tta, tta, tta, ttau. I, ttau. I, ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttrue. ttttttogether, together, together, together, t walls of the fresh blood. What? Now, my dad is a well-respected, kind and caring member of the community these days, so I can only assume the anything goes parenting via the 80s brought out this dark side in him. Obviously I didn't want to call my dad's bluff and proceeded with the party that had even the slightest chance of me and my friends bloody knows their walls, but as a way to avoid the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody the bloody their bloody their bloody their bloody th bloody th bloody th. My th. He th. My th. My th. My tho's bloody thin' to to to to to be to bea.. My tooes. Oh, tooom. Oh, tooom. Oh, to bea. Oh, to bea.. Oh, to be....... Oh, to be................. Oh, to be to be to to be th... Oh, to th. Oh, th. Oh, thii. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, to to to toe. Oh, toe. toe. toe. to, to, toe. to, to, too. to. to, to. to. to. to. to avoid throwing your kid apart it seems he nailed it so he obviously didn't do this he used that as a threat yeah fucking how that is intense isn't it so so she never had so sorry obviously she never had birthday parties yeah I didn't want to call my dad's

bluff and proceeded and never proceeded with a party so he never she never had a friends over because she thought a dad was gonna punch more in the face. Oh my God, fuck yeah. I wish she had called his bluff. I imagine if she if you chin them all. Thank you for making me laugh twice a week. Thank you for making me a thiats. God, you must have a depressing week.

And that was Anna from Litham Sam, 11 and Eve age 6 age 6 so she never had friends over because she thought the dad was gonna punch me in the face. That is awful. Grim. That is grim. Okay. It's well respected kind and caring member. I always find that suspicion when someone gets described as well respected. I just sort of think from who yeah yeah who's deciding that I wouldn't say I'm well respected no I don't want respected. No. No. I don't want to be. You'll see that when I meet you and McKellan. That's the problem on those shows. If you get a really serious actor, but McKellan will be amazing. He's very charismatic since Michael Sheen. So you're lucky there. But if you get someone who's a bit quiet, what happens is it is, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, that, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that, you all say loads of funny little bits and bulbs, and then

they might edit you in more and they go, oh for God's sake, why doesn't that Josh Widdicum just let the actor speak? And you're like, we did and it was fucking boring. It's not my fault. Stina Ritchie hasn't said anything. Josh Winnocken, Nick Jonas does not speak. Nick Jonas does not speak. I'm to help Graham out. It's Nick Jonas, who doesn't want to answer questions about his wife, Pran Kajopra, and there's someone from call the midwife here. I'm doing my best. I'm trying to create an atmosphere that people will want to watch. And I'm sorry that my Gabrielle and Scroofix

got a round of applause, okay? I'm assuming. Ian McKellon could have mentioned Screwfix. He's from England, he knows what it is. Sheenie! Sheen knows what Scroofix is! He must have been swin' fucking Pottober! Oh dear. I punched the air when it was Sheen.

I love him. Yeah, he's brilliant. Right. I have one which was, I can't find it now, but it was who would you replace? Who would we get to replace each other on the show? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What would you do, Josh if I went? So have you died or have you walked? I've been canceled? to the podcast? Yeah. thi to thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. I th. Yeah, th. I th. Yeah, th. I th. I th.. Okay. So I've gone, do you know what? I'll step back from the podcast. Yeah, I've been canceled. Yeah, I'll continue to take a little tickle from it. Yeah, 10%.

Yeah, I'd say, well, 25. Let's not negotiate now. Let's not negotiate now. But I think we We come to agree that I'll step aside but still take a little bit of what comes in because I helped start. Yeah, yeah. And then the back catalog still contains you. People are listening to that. Partly the police are for evidence. I'm not the police, but they're still listening to the catalog. It still goes to the same part. And then what I do is, well, but then also well it probably would affect anyway let's not get too bogged down in the actual contractual details but I'd say what you want is someone who's very good very funny but is coming up so it's set except a fee for each

episode and you could absolutely cream off my cancellation well do you know what initially what you do is you do a kind of never mind the buzzcocks have I got news for you wouldn't you? Yes each week. You do a guest each week? Yeah and then that would run out of steam early doors yeah because you need at least two regulars. Yes of course. well Michael might have to have a kid maybe maybe Michael steps into that role. Yeah exactly like like an assistant manager who steps forward, he's been learning, you know, he knows the DNA. He knows the DNA. That's the Duke of Newcastle. Sure he might get it relegated, but everyone loves him.

The listener's not of Michael. Yeah. Well, Michael, you could do this. You could do an organiser coup. Michael could leave in something I've said that's problematic. Yeah, not difficult. And then there's a foraw and then he needs to acquire a child somehow. Yeah. Maybe through his partner or other means and then all of a sudden. Yours might leave. Yeah. So I think I think that's probably the way it would work. Yeah. But it all depends in the circumstances. If I passed away I think, I think you're probably getting either Graham or Ellis James, wouldn't you? Oh, I don't know. Maybe we'll just stop it. No, that wouldn't it? I'd say. I'd be kidnapping small children to keep generating the revenue. I'd say, I'd say, I'd say, I'd say, I'd say, I'd be kidnapping small children to keep generating the revenue. I'd say, I'd say, it was strange actually, but as he was drifting out to see, he did say,

send me, it did call me and say, my last dying wishes that you carry on the podcast without me. Yeah. So, it would be disrespectful for me not to do that. Yeah, if I went to prison maybe you'd you could do your one call a week. Oh yeah that, that, that, that, that, that'll that'll be that'll be that'll that'll that'll that'll that'll that'll that'll that'll that'll that'll that'll that'll that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi. thi, I's th. th. th. thi, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. the. thi. the. thi. It's strange, it I went to prison, maybe you'd have to sort of, you could replace me. You could do your one call a week? Oh yeah, that'll be quite, I think it'd be quite good for list of actually. I'd be fascinated with how your week's been. Yeah, I'd be fascinated with how the week's been. My anecdote. It'd be difficult for me to complain. Yeah, you're like, I had a nightmare, I got my order wrong. Oh, sure, yeah, well, I was top bunk and I didn't sleep much last night. Why? Um, yeah.

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you'd be quite good at that. I think, I think, I didn't really enjoy PE at school because I was fat. I didn't enjoy PE. So I didn't like it that much, but I probably would, and let's face it, I don't want to be clear, I don't want to be hack, and I don't really mean, but it's the easiest one. Year 7 to 9 is fucking pointless and then basically GSE you just got to be like five fruit and veg a day, pool day, push day, bit of cardio, eat those of protein, keep sugar low. Oh that's that that's a calf. Do you know what I mean? It's very much like trying to teach geography or history and putting an essay together. So I put PE is the easiest, especially in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, the the the th. Yeah, the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, the, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, t. Yeah, the t. Yeah, th. C, the the the the the the t. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. Yeah, trying to teach geography or history and putting an essay together. Yeah, I'd struggle. PE is the easiest, especially in the early, like year six or seven.

Yeah, because I think I could, if you sent me into a school tomorrow, yeah. I think I could take a PE lesson or anything like that because... Oh, I'd struggle, shoes off, that's the first bit of drama lesson. Always shoes off in the drama studio at my school. Really? Yeah, in PE it was a shoes, trousers, and pants off. But that was just for me and the one teacher. Did you have to shower? Yeah, but I didn't like it, obviously, because I'd pubed up late. And then a teacher turned up that implemented it. Oh perfect. Yeah. Oh so you have to wear them little blue swimming trunks but I gave you the tiny little blue speedos and if you couldn't swim you have to wear a red swimming cap. It's horrible. Poor little kids with a little red caps on. I told you that I would be there was only there was two levels of PE group. Yeah I was a yo-yo club. You know. You the the th. You th. You th. You th. I th. I was like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like I the the the the the the the their. I was like I was like I was like I was like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm. I'm like I was like I was like I'm. I'm. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I. I. I. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I the. I the. I the. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I t was only there was two levels of PE group. Yeah. I was a yo-yo club. So I was basically you know like I'm like Norwich. Oh well you're like a club. I thought you were you I thought you went to yo-yo club.

You know, oh, Josh Winnockham. I was a yo-yo club. Up and down, up to down, walk the dog. This is PE? What you've done there? There's an impression of Sean Walsh doing an impression of me. Sorry, I just went up. It was Bruce Graubbler, you're a little bit slower. I don't know, Bruce Grubberlott, Bush that could throw out. Um, so when I was in the bottom P. Yeah.

It was a fucking, like a Greek god. It was incredible. One kid didn't finish the hundred meters, Rob. I did it 23 seconds. Did you? So long, isn't it? That is long. If my mentality is not right, I'm all over the place, Josh. If I get my head right, I'm decent at stuff, but when my head's gone, I'm usually, there's nothing there. Did I tell you one day for the PE? What's it called? Yeah. What's it called?? Yeah. They did the hurdles. We didn't learn the hurdles. I did shop put because I was fat, classic. I didn't do the hurdles, but I watched it. They put out the hurdles.

Because it was the kids putting them out, didn't know which way they were going to go. So they were the legs. You know the legs tip over. Yeah. They were the other way. Oh, so they were just getting stuck on them. They were just getting absolutely smacked on the head. It's mental sports day, because we were saying crap. We didn't do it. Well, what they want to do is show the parents

all the different sports they offer, but they don't teach you. I was doing triple jump. I had no idea how to do the triple jump. Who gives a shit about shopper, even in the Olympics? Yeah. No one cares. Even the commentators don't really go to it. Also. It's not some massive unit from Estonia just fucking the thoes. Did you have to do proper high jump?

Obviously not, I was 5'4'18 stone, Josh. I used to drag the mat out so that the tall, skinny kids could have a gun. We had to learn to do the fucking Fosbury flop. The Fosbree flop! That sounds like a perverg and he's not better. Um, yeah we had to do that. So that, you fucking jumping over back, oh I hated it. I hated sports, I hated sports day.

I did the 1500, awful. But PE teach is basically the easiest thing to teach. We'll teach that. Yeah, quick flip through the, I wouldn't bother with rugby. Hate it. I just make them play football every. . I'd love me. I'd love that at school. Just going to play football. Right. Any more questions? Yeah, I can give you another question. Let's do it. Okay. If you could interview anyone alive or dead on the podcast, who would it be or why?

Or Billy Connolly, I'd love to. I've never met Billy Connolly. He's my hero. But I sort of that they always say don't meet your heroes. So I feel like I could meet him on zoom on the the their their their they on they on they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to they to they they to to to to they they'll always always always to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I theat. I the theat. I to the to the the the the the an th feel like I could meet him on Zoom to talk about parenting but I think I'd panic too much in real life. I think my job I'd say don't meet your heroes as bollocks. It's worked out almost every time that they've been nice. Yeah but that's because your heroes are people that had sort of mildly successful careers are just glad of the attention. No offense to Joshua's heroes. You mean Plymouth High Gold midfield of Ronnie Mojay doesn't count. I that's the Monty Mose is absolutely desperate for someone to go Ronnie. I love what he did at Plymouth in 1993. Scored at Wembley 966. Ronnie Mosey, yep.

M-A-U-G-E. How do you know on Googling? Ronnie Mojay. He looks like a nice guy. And he won something at Wembley. He scored the goal that wanted us to play our final. Oh, I mean, yeah, that he's obviously your hero. But I'd say, and that is the first time I've heard his name yeah yeah so I'd say he's probably not inundated where if your hero was Madonna yeah I takes for me

back on the Norton thing to go back on the Norton thing I have an unfair advantage over some people in that I'm not that into Hollywood. Yes. So those people don't really intimidate me in the same way that if I went on with Roger Mojay, Ronnie, sorry Ronnie, I'd just rogied him off. It would be a strange bookie. I mean if we booked Ronnie Mose for the podcast and you got to meet your hero I think they would regret asking that question well they said what a hero do you want to interview in that so you suggesting you'd like Ronnie Mojay on the show I'm suggesting it's it's we

could we could pull it off I'm suggesting within five minutes of the podcast going out Michael would be getting a call from Spotify canceling our contract oh but no but Ronnie might be really he's a great guy he's a great guy he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's a great guy he's a great guy he's he's a great guy he's he's he's he's he's he's he's a great guy he's he's a great he's he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he's a great guy he's a great guy he's a great guy he's a great guy he's a great guy he's a great guy he's a great guy he's a great guy he's a great great guy he's a great he's a great Roddy might be really... He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. But I'm just sort of saying, for our demographic of parents, predominantly women actually, I'd say a Plymouth midfielder from 1996. He's not going to generate the same clicks as say, you know. Okay, Paul McCartney. Exactly, because you got Paul McCartney. I'd love that because I could just listen to him talk to you because Rommish has interviewed him, try to get his number. Yeah. I don't know if they

swap numbers. No I doubt it. I'd have Paul McCartney or obviously the uh, uh, David or Obama would be good. Yeah, okay. Do you want some more, another correspondence bit here? Yeah, cool. Here we go. Who would you want to interview? Oh, you said Billy Connolly was by sort of hero. Um, I'd like to interview Rod Stewart. I love Rod Stewart and he's had very interesting life. He's got loads of kids. And he's married to a police woman. Officer? Officer.

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Should we just ask? Yeah. How do you do that though? This is the thing I sort of like don't. And like, is Elton John following us on Instagram? Probably not. That's how you ask. Is it?

Right. I'm going to tell you now they're not. No. But while we're here, I had a few DMs with Pauline Bunton. What a lovely woman. Yeah, I mean, that's a bit more, you know, no offense to Pauline, but she's not really McCartney out on John Level. But Paul McCartney is following eight people on Instagram. It's a long shot. Who is he following their people from their. Classic. Stella McCartney, Mary McCartney, Meet Free Mondays, James McCartney. He's following his children and his And he's following his own album? Yeah. So that's looking like a long shot. Isn't it?

Who was the other one we wanted to do? Do you know the way that the easy way to win over these old still rock stars is say how much you'd love one of the songs from the new album? Yeah, yeah. yeah. I absolutely love track six on the new one. Yeah, Elton John's following 279 people. Right. Any mutuals? Yes. Who? Three people that I know that could drop into his DMs.

Really? Alan Carr. Greg James he's following the Peter Crouch podcast. Yeah, fucking out! Well he's a football fan, isn't he? Yeah he is. He's following Marmite. He's from Jack Greelish. John Lennon, I can't imagine he postmarch does he? Fogg. Fucking terrifying that morning when John Lennon is now following you. He follows Clara Amfo's. Yeah, yeah. Clara Amfo, I could say, could you just... And Jack Greelish, thish, thish, thish, thish, thish, thish, thish, thish, thish, thish, thish, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th, thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, he, he, he, he, he, he, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he, he he he he he th. Yeah, he th. Yeah, he th, he th, he th, th. He, th. He's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thoooooo' is tho' is tho' is tho' is tho' is tho' is tho' is tho' tho' thi, Clara Amfo, I could say, could you just... And Jack Greelish?

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No, Clar. I know Clara Anfow. He's really lovely though, Elton. He helps people, doesn't he? If people are struggling a little bit and he looks after people. Yeah, he just song at Derek Draper's funeral, didn't he? Because he's following Jake Daniels, who's one of the first professional football was to come out as gay, plays for Blackpool. And he came to my Blackpool gig actually with his mate. And I chatting to his stuff like that so I imagined Elton John's got in touch to say if I can help me with anything because obviously a lot of pressure isn't it being a first gay footballer. So in conclusion we'd take anyone who's a massive rock stuff from the last 50 years.

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you my dear. So I said you can sing along to that but you have to change that for fudged or, as it, effed it up. So they know what the words are, but they don't use them. And they're like, you used them. So they do, I think they need to, they are aware of them. But you with swearing and stand up, Rob? I always feel like I want trying to push it through and then that swearing sticks in the routine even by the time the routine is working if that makes sense. Yeah so I don't get too caught up on it at the initial stage but when I'm refining it I'll try cutting it out because you find if you're using the f-word in the setup it ruins a punchline? I think the punchline's fine, like people can be snooty about it. Jerry Seinfeld's like I don't use it at all blow-up, yeah, but he changes his stand-up once every 45 years. I think Jerry Seinfeld needs to chill out. That's not the show. Let's not suck him off, let's say that, oh I'd love him on the show. One of my, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the, media with it and he sort of uses that as a, oh sorry. Sorry, did you just open it?

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I don't know, I don't know. Cars Coffee and Comedy hosted by comedian automated. Oh, Jerry Seinfeld goes on loads of car podcasts. Oh, that makes you feel better. Oh, that makes you feel better. Oh, does it? He just loves cars. So I do a lot of boxing podcasts. Yeah. More for fun than for promo.

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Hi, you sexy and relatable pair. I've just been chatting about famous people for 25 minutes. To be fair, it's quite relatable not being able to book them. Yeah. I was chatting on the people we can't book. The fact Jerry Seinfeld has done a guy from a school's podcast, but not yours. And the fact that the only person I really know, I used to play for Plymouth and he's called Ronnie Mojie. So I wouldn't say we've been, no, not Roger.

I wouldn't say we've been that, you know, poity toy. Following on from Rob's story about his brother's, I, tholk, th, th a similar fail story when we tried to cut our daughter's nails. My daughter was not liking their nails being cut and you have to cut them because they get so sharp and they scop on their face. Go on. My daughter hated having her nails cut. Yeah. But filing was filing has saved us. And like a little bit of a the electric filer? No, a metal filer. Or like, one of those, it's like the one rose uses. Yeah, obviously we'll all know that. Yeah, what is that made out?

It's like sand brink. Yeah, of course, actually. I listen to this while so we've got no idea. Something bald is called something bald. It's like a lolly stick with some sandpaper on. Yes, and every woman stereotypically listening to this is screaming the name of that. I've got no idea, but it's exactly, it's a lolly stick with sandpaper on and they sit watching the tele, scratching their nails on it. So we do that, we just say to my daughter do it yourself. Sandpaper and she just does it herself and it's fine. But what about when she was really little? Did you file it like that? Emery Board!

Emory Board. Amanda Emery Board. That's no one's laughing at that. That's my PR! Amanda's loving it! She's, ah, shout out to Amanda. Now, oh yeah, so, yeah, so when she was a little baby, you'd do the file on it. We just had to push through and she hated it as a baby, but when we discovered the Emory board and that she could do it herself, that was a real game change, so I'd recommend

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and proceeded to tell the child mine the next day, Daddy cut my finger when I was asleep. Fuck it, I lost it. Who knows how much therapy will cost to convince her I'm not a vampire. Thanks, Luke. P.S. It wasn't a deep bad cut, but just enough for the blood. She was fine the next. thapapapapapapap. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to thi. to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the th. the thi. the thi. the thi. the thi. the thi. the the thi. the the thi. the thi. the thi. the thi. the thi. to to to to to to to to th was fine the next day. Oh my God. Oh my God. Making it is all going to be okay and sucking her finger blood everywhere. Fucking Nora. I told you about that when I tried to bottle feed my daughter when she was asleep I didn't put the lid on properly and just poured the whole bottle over her face. Oh God! Oh God! Life's tough! thu! thiiii thiiiiiii! thi! thi! thi! thi! thi! thi! thi! thi! thi! thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiol-n't thiol-n't thi! Oh, life life's thi! Oh, life's th Matthew and lots of others. When are Lou and Rose coming back on? Oh yes, we need to put that in.

Soon. We booked it in Rob. Have we? Yeah. Oh, we've booked Rose in, haven't we? We've booked Rose in. And then we'll do Lou after. Yeah, so soon.

So get your questions. see if you are still together. Because every time I've asked, you said she's not in the house. So it would be quite nice to hear from her before the conspiracy theories take control. Yeah, oh God. Right. Maybe I'm just going to pretend I'm still with Rose for 10 years to keep the podcast going. Actually, I think the podcast, it'll be better for the podcast if you had to split up. Yeah, yeah. You know, I don't want you to, but I'm saying they'll be, it's a juicier, and everyone loves a juicy, you know, story. People don't it? People don't

that's the problem. Yeah, and I'm not saying, yeah, I'm not saying, um, you're like jade of pinkies with and will smith. You're still together, but separate. You know, you know, they're theyme. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, tho, tho, thinks, thinks, their tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their people people their people their their their people their their people their their their their their th. People, th. People, th. People, th. People, th. People, th. People, thinks, people. People, thinks, thinks, people. People. People. People. People's, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thou. People who's the. People who's the. People don't, thoooooooooooe. People don't the. People don't thoe. People don And you'll go, so how do you work it? Yeah. And they'll go, so I do, you know, they'll give you the days and they go, so I, half the days I'm with the kids and then half the days, just time to myself. And sometimes I do think.

Yeah. These ones for Bromley's days. What's that like? What's that like? Right, it's a small business shout, yeah? Yeah. This one's for Bromley. That's two close. The divorce stories. There's a Bromley one here. We get loads for, why do we get so many for selfies? Yeah, I don't know.

It's like a kind of self-petrating myth. Because they go, oh, my mate got one. business shout out for my new Bromley-based business eat sleep dream repeat that is a small catchment area I'd say you could go Kent Southeast do I mean like put a bit of shift in yeah right I've got my new small business I'm a stand-up comedian Bromley based we'll do gigs in Bromley only anyway run by me and my husband mark we offer stylish sleepover parties for kids in south east London and can I'll have extended it we will turn up with mini indoor tents beds very lights to create to create to create to create a to create a to create a to create a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to the to the the to their. to to their. their. their. to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the extended it. We will turn up with mini indoor tents, beds, fairy lights, and theme decor to create a magical steep over party. Not having to build mini tents or blubt and the mattresses like looted.

Yeah, Lou had a nightmare with that. Don't do it yourself. It's too much hard work and and movie night to football and gaming we've even teamed up with fellow Bromley business and parenting hell favorite grazy pickle oh yeah there we go there we go this is I've been told by the pickles the old crazy pickles yeah they've got a double shower here crazy pick to offer our customers midnight feasting balls and grazing tables we can be found at eat sleep to to repeat, dot com or Instagram and Facebook at eat sleep dream repeat events. Stay sexual relatable, Alesson Bromley. Hello, Rob, Josh and Michael. My name is Michelle and I run a business

called Find Your Spark, which specializes in working with children, young adults, young people and adults with ADHD. Is it true? Yeah. Get yourself down there boy. Yeah. This follows on from my late diagnosis of ADHD at 37 years old so now want to help others not go through as much of a struggle as I did. We deliver ADHD coaching one-on-one and in groups across Essex as well as well it's nice to get out of Kent somewhere different. Groups across Essex as well as often these servers online as well. website is WW.find your spark.co.uk. Instagram at Find your spark ADHD. And as a special gift, listeners and podcasts can have 10% of any service

as we want to help as many people as possible. Thank you so much for making me laugh and smile over the years. I do love the way that we both go. We might have ADHD, but we've sort of just found jobs where we can cope and deal with it but we both pay privately for therapy when we need when our edge completely falls off. I'd say we've sort we've took the problem we've took the problem out of the hands of the NHS and just gone somewhere to get help because we're in very privileged position to do so so if you do think you need ADHD diagnosis to help get yourself down there. It's good to know. Knowledge is power, Josh.

Yeah. See you next week. Bye.